Post by UGWC Staff on Aug 7, 2023 21:42:21 GMT -5
Welcome to GlobalTrollz LIVE Synergy Coverage for August 7th, 2023!
Championship Roll Call:
World Heavyweight Champion: Lucy Wylde
Next Defense: Chaos in Chelsea vs Sebastian Everett-Bryce
Cross-Hemisphere Champion: Zane Scott
Next Defense: Chaos in Chelsea vs TBD
Cooperative Champions: Suplex Cops
Next Defense: NEXT WEEK vs Tragedia del’Arte
Chaos Champion: Sebastian Everett-Bryce
Next Defense:Chaos in Chelsea vs Lucy Wylde
Conquest Champion: Matt Knox
Next Defense: TONIGHT vs Donovan Hastings
Keys to the Kingdom:
Keeper of the Global Challenge Key: Zane Scott
Keeper of the Survival of the Fittest Tournament Key: Matt Knox
Keeper of the Battleground Key: Dave Rydell
Keeper of the Massive Melee Key: TBD on October 2
Your Synergy coverage begins… with a visit from Zane Scott!
DD knocks his trashcan with helmet against the ropes, wedging it down over his face. He "Shockmasters" into the ring, landing near the NAS.
After a worrying long time, DD gets to his feet, still blinded. He stumbles all around NAS, until he steps right in it.
He slips in it, feet flying up in the air. DD lands hard on his back, helmet clanking, and he's out.
NAS lands on his chest, perfectly arranged against all odds, and the ref counts the 3.
Winner: The New Age Sandwich
Time: 2:46
The bell rings, and the match begins. Deimos immediately demonstrates his technical prowess, countering Blade's early attempts at offense with precise counters and technical maneuvers. Deimos grounds Blade with a well-executed dropkick, showcasing his agility and precision.
As Blade tries to regain momentum, Deimos expertly executes a Belly to Back Suplex, sending Blade crashing to the mat. Deimos keeps the pressure on, applying a well-applied DDT that leaves Blade dazed and struggling to find his footing.
With Blade stunned, Deimos locks him into Millennial Decay, leaving his opponent gasping for breath. Deimos taunts Blade, relishing the fear he instills in his adversary. Blade, known for his resilience, manages to break free from the hold and fight back with a burst of energy. He delivers a lightning-fast Hurricanrana, catching Deimos by surprise and gaining a momentary advantage.
Despite Blade's impressive resilience, Deimos regains control with a well-timed counter, transitioning off the back of a fireman’s carry and lifting Blade into the Numbing, and Blade just barely gets his shoulder up before the three.
As the match progresses, Deimos maintains his technical dominance, using suplexes and precise strikes to keep Blade off balance. Blade fights valiantly, attempting to mount a comeback, but Deimos stays a step ahead, countering Blade's high-flying maneuvers with calculated precision.
Blade manages to trip Deimos up on the top rope, and he climbs and sets up for a superplex. Deimos is able to block the attempt, delivering shots to the ribs, and he shoves Blade off and sends him to the mat before standing and leaping into the air for the Meteor Press, and he hooks the leg for the three!
Winner: Phrixus Deimos
Time: 7:12
Highlights are shown from the District Conquest at WrestleStock, including Knox getting the better of Hastings. As Knox makes his way to the ring, commentary tells us that following the shocking return last week of Jaclyn Pierrot, the open challenge laid down by the Suplex Cops has been answered by Tragedia del’Arte, who will challenge them for the Cooperative Titles next week.
Hastings gets in Knox’s face, talking trash and pointing out of the ring at the title, and Knox slaps him in the face. Hastings staggers back, a look of fury on his face, and comes back with a right hand that Knox blocks with little effort before backing Hastings into the ropes with right hands of his own. Knox whips Hastings across the ring and catches him on the return with a discus elbow. Hastings stumbles, and Knox connects with a Muay Thai Plum and knee combination before transitioning into a double arm DDT, and Knox covers for a two count.
Hastings rolls out of the ring to collect himself, and Knox waves for him to come back in and points at the title like Hastings did earlier, but Hastings gives him a dismissive wave. Hastings paces, trying to refocus, but Knox slingshots over the ropes and splashes him on the outside. Knox sends Hastings back into the ring before climbing up onto the apron and stepping back into the ring, but Hastings springs to his feet and attacks as he is coming in. Hastings delivers the boots to Knox, goes to pull him back up, but Knox grabs him and sends him into a corner with an exploder suplex.
Hastings uses the ropes to pull himself up in the corner, and as Knox approaches he ducks his head out, telling the referee to back Knox off. Brian Chartreuse intercepts Knox, and it gives Hastings an opening to deliver an eye poke. Hastings grabs the blinded Knox and drops him into a Facebreaker DDT for a two count.
Hastings lifts Knox for Destiny’s Call, but Knox manages to float off and lands safely before knocking Hastings down with a European uppercut. Calliope music suddenly begins to play, and a spotlight shines on the stage as Montague Cervantes appears, manipulating marionette handles. A second spotlight appears on the ramp, revealing Ragdoll mimicking the marionette moves. Knox glares at the duo, and Hastings suddenly rolls him up for the shocking three!
Winner: Donovan Hastings
Time: 9:38
Hastings immediately rolls out of the ring and grabs the title, as a furious Knox sits in the ring and stares at Tragedia del’Arte.
The bell rings, and the match begins with an immediate rush of aggression. Raab charges at Vain, armed with a steel chair, but Vain anticipates the attack and counters with a well-timed dropkick, sending Raab crashing into the corner. Vain quickly seizes a kendo stick from under the ring and strikes Raab across the back, the sound echoing throughout the arena.
Raab, fueled by his obsession with causing pain and destruction, refuses to back down. He retaliates by grabbing a trash can lid, swinging it wildly at Vain. The impact reverberates as the lid connects with Vain's body, but the legend doesn't falter. He responds with a fierce clothesline, sending Raab over the top rope and crashing to the floor.
As Raab struggles to recover, Vain spots a table under the ring and a sinister grin crosses his face. He sets up the table on the outside, the crowd's excitement building with each passing moment. Raab fights his way back into the ring, but Vain isn't finished. He dives through the ropes with a suicide dive, crashing into Raab and driving him through the table.
Both men are down on the outside, but despite the carnage, Raab's determination is unrelenting. He stumbles up and digs beneath the ring, retrieving a steel chair wrapped in barbed wire. He swings it at Vain, catching him across the arm, but only sending him to one knee. Blood trickles down Vain's arm, but the pain only seems to fuel his resolve as he rises. Raab swings the weapon again, but this time Vain sidesteps and takes him down with a drop toe hold, causing Raab to smack his face on his own weapon as he falls. Vain springboards off the ropes and connects with the Curtain Call, driving Raab’s face a second time into the barbwire wrapped steel, and Vain covers for the three!
Winner: Alan Wallace
Time: 8:19
Immediately after the three-count, Vain rolls out of the ring and heads to the announcer's table. He snatches a microphone off of it, before then rolling under the bottom rope to re-enter the ring.
Alan: Cut the music!
Whoever is working in production is on the ball, as the music immediately stops. As Vain stalks back and forth in the ring, many shrieks of euphoria are heard from the crowd. Vain's fans, no doubt, most likely mulling over the probability of whether or not their undergarments would make it into the ring if they threw them. Alan ignores it all, as he catches a glimpse of Konrad at ringside.
Alan: I want to start by saying kudos to you, Mr. Raab, for giving me everything he had here tonight. I'm happy to see that you have come so far since last we met. Unfortunately, right now isn't about you…
Alan quickly diverts his gaze from Konrad, jerking his head to the side as he looks up towards the stage.
Alan: Travis! Get out here! Now!!
Vain continues stalking back and forth in the ring, as Konrad begins making his way up the ramp. Vain waits until Konrad has disappeared through the curtain before bringing the microphone to his mouth again.
Alan: Right now, Pierce! This show isn't going to continue until you get out to this ring!
A few more seconds pass, Vain growing more and more agitated, before the Global-Tron flickers to life, Travis Pierce staring down at him.
Pierce: Alan, Alan, Alan… you really should work on lowering your stress levels. I hear heart diseases can begin rearing its ugly head in men your age.
Some "oooohs" and "ahhhhs" from the ground, as Pierce smiles into the camera. Vain is not amused.
Alan: Delving into comedy considering your wrestling career has been in the crapper for the last decade, Travis? Normally I'd say it would be a good shift in career choice, but sadly, you just aren't that funny.
Travis chuckles.
Travis: But you're still a riot, Alan, because it's hilarious that you thought you could just call me to the ring, and I'd come running. As if you've somehow earned the right to dictate to someone like me…
Alan: If you make me come back there, Travis-
Travis: And you'll do what, exactly?
Travis brings his finger to his mouth, lightly tapping his lower lip.
Travis: I mean, if it's the same thing you did regarding your biopic…
Vain slams the microphone down to the mat, and begins making his way towards the ropes.
Travis: Now, hold on there, Alan. Let me be piercingly clear. You and me, it's not going to happen. I'm on my way back to the top, I'm in a number one contender match at Chaos in Chelsea, and that's where my focus is. I'm soon to be the World Heavyweight Champion again, and that means I need to take big matches, not throwaway matches with washouts that haven't been seen in years. If I'm going to face you, I mean, I may as well just face Kurt Brady, you know? Now, I could come down there and explain this to you slower and clearer in person, but it sounds like you're about to be a bit pre-occupied.
Just as Pierce finishes speaking, a man slides into the ring. Vain turns around just in time to get hit with a Tip of the Spear from Dave Rydell. Vain makes his way back to his feet holding his abdomen, and never sees The Virus of Life coming. Rydell then stands tall over Vain, as laughter is heard coming from the Global-Tron.
Travis: And I have it on good authority that come Chaos in Chelsea, you're gonna be even more pre-occupied, as old Dave there reacquaints his foot with your ass. Toodles.
The Global-Tron flickers off, as Rydell delivers a stomp to Vain before exiting the ring.
It becomes clear right from the start of the match that Zane and Monty are only out here to cause trouble. Anytime Seb or Lucy advances in either of them, they dodge and tag one another in.
This goes on for long enough to be annoying. Lucy is in the ring, but gets fed up and goes to tag Seb in again. Zane and Monty rush at her at the same time, shoving her into Seb and knocking him off the apron.
Scott was the legal person, and he snaps Lucy into an overhead release suplex. He covers, but Wylde kicks out at 2.
On the outside, Seb is about to recover when that whistling guy bumps into him, whistling loudly. They do that little dance where they keep jigging side to side, ultimately staying in one another's way. El Silbon continues to whistle incessantly the whole time.
Meanwhile, Lucy is trapped. Cervantes and Zane keep trading tags, hitting her with no more than two moves before switching.
Seb superkicks the newest Outcast, then rushes up the apron, yelling to Lucy. Seeing that she's down, he launches himself into the ring, nailing Zane with an Empire Kick! He grabs Montague and throws him into the Stamford Bridge!
Not being tagged in, he has to release it, but he uses the opening to drag Lucy back to the corner. After tagging himself in, he checks with the ref and finds out Zane is legal, but Silbon grabs his ankle and drags him out of the ring.
Enraged, Seb grabs Monty and starts the cycle for the Conquest! Zane shakes himself off, realizing the danger his partner is in, and dives back into the ring. He pops up behind Seb and hits Leveling the Cypress. The Chaos champ crumples.
Zane checks on Monty, who is able to get back to his side of the ring. He turns back, but only in time to see Seb crawling toward the World Champ. He rushes over, but Lucy leans way in and tags herself in.
Leapfrogging, she scissor kicks the Cross Hemisphere champ, stopping him in his tracks. Zane goes flailing across the ring, within tagging reach, which the Showman does.
It's his turn to leapfrog, and he goes up for an STL. But Lucy scouts it, hits a Wylde Liberation!! She covers, that's the three!!
Winners: Lucy Wylde and Sebastian Everett-Bryce
Time:12:16
End Show
Championship Roll Call:
World Heavyweight Champion: Lucy Wylde
Next Defense: Chaos in Chelsea vs Sebastian Everett-Bryce
Cross-Hemisphere Champion: Zane Scott
Next Defense: Chaos in Chelsea vs TBD
Cooperative Champions: Suplex Cops
Next Defense: NEXT WEEK vs Tragedia del’Arte
Chaos Champion: Sebastian Everett-Bryce
Next Defense:Chaos in Chelsea vs Lucy Wylde
Conquest Champion: Matt Knox
Next Defense: TONIGHT vs Donovan Hastings
Keys to the Kingdom:
Keeper of the Global Challenge Key: Zane Scott
Keeper of the Survival of the Fittest Tournament Key: Matt Knox
Keeper of the Battleground Key: Dave Rydell
Keeper of the Massive Melee Key: TBD on October 2
Your Synergy coverage begins… with a visit from Zane Scott!
The Dark Destroyer vs the New Age Sandwich
DD knocks his trashcan with helmet against the ropes, wedging it down over his face. He "Shockmasters" into the ring, landing near the NAS.
After a worrying long time, DD gets to his feet, still blinded. He stumbles all around NAS, until he steps right in it.
He slips in it, feet flying up in the air. DD lands hard on his back, helmet clanking, and he's out.
NAS lands on his chest, perfectly arranged against all odds, and the ref counts the 3.
Winner: The New Age Sandwich
Time: 2:46
~Commercial Break~
John Blade vs Phrixus Deimos
The bell rings, and the match begins. Deimos immediately demonstrates his technical prowess, countering Blade's early attempts at offense with precise counters and technical maneuvers. Deimos grounds Blade with a well-executed dropkick, showcasing his agility and precision.
As Blade tries to regain momentum, Deimos expertly executes a Belly to Back Suplex, sending Blade crashing to the mat. Deimos keeps the pressure on, applying a well-applied DDT that leaves Blade dazed and struggling to find his footing.
With Blade stunned, Deimos locks him into Millennial Decay, leaving his opponent gasping for breath. Deimos taunts Blade, relishing the fear he instills in his adversary. Blade, known for his resilience, manages to break free from the hold and fight back with a burst of energy. He delivers a lightning-fast Hurricanrana, catching Deimos by surprise and gaining a momentary advantage.
Despite Blade's impressive resilience, Deimos regains control with a well-timed counter, transitioning off the back of a fireman’s carry and lifting Blade into the Numbing, and Blade just barely gets his shoulder up before the three.
As the match progresses, Deimos maintains his technical dominance, using suplexes and precise strikes to keep Blade off balance. Blade fights valiantly, attempting to mount a comeback, but Deimos stays a step ahead, countering Blade's high-flying maneuvers with calculated precision.
Blade manages to trip Deimos up on the top rope, and he climbs and sets up for a superplex. Deimos is able to block the attempt, delivering shots to the ribs, and he shoves Blade off and sends him to the mat before standing and leaping into the air for the Meteor Press, and he hooks the leg for the three!
Winner: Phrixus Deimos
Time: 7:12
~Commercial Break~
Conquest Title Match: Matt Knox vs Donovan Hastings
Highlights are shown from the District Conquest at WrestleStock, including Knox getting the better of Hastings. As Knox makes his way to the ring, commentary tells us that following the shocking return last week of Jaclyn Pierrot, the open challenge laid down by the Suplex Cops has been answered by Tragedia del’Arte, who will challenge them for the Cooperative Titles next week.
Hastings gets in Knox’s face, talking trash and pointing out of the ring at the title, and Knox slaps him in the face. Hastings staggers back, a look of fury on his face, and comes back with a right hand that Knox blocks with little effort before backing Hastings into the ropes with right hands of his own. Knox whips Hastings across the ring and catches him on the return with a discus elbow. Hastings stumbles, and Knox connects with a Muay Thai Plum and knee combination before transitioning into a double arm DDT, and Knox covers for a two count.
Hastings rolls out of the ring to collect himself, and Knox waves for him to come back in and points at the title like Hastings did earlier, but Hastings gives him a dismissive wave. Hastings paces, trying to refocus, but Knox slingshots over the ropes and splashes him on the outside. Knox sends Hastings back into the ring before climbing up onto the apron and stepping back into the ring, but Hastings springs to his feet and attacks as he is coming in. Hastings delivers the boots to Knox, goes to pull him back up, but Knox grabs him and sends him into a corner with an exploder suplex.
Hastings uses the ropes to pull himself up in the corner, and as Knox approaches he ducks his head out, telling the referee to back Knox off. Brian Chartreuse intercepts Knox, and it gives Hastings an opening to deliver an eye poke. Hastings grabs the blinded Knox and drops him into a Facebreaker DDT for a two count.
Hastings lifts Knox for Destiny’s Call, but Knox manages to float off and lands safely before knocking Hastings down with a European uppercut. Calliope music suddenly begins to play, and a spotlight shines on the stage as Montague Cervantes appears, manipulating marionette handles. A second spotlight appears on the ramp, revealing Ragdoll mimicking the marionette moves. Knox glares at the duo, and Hastings suddenly rolls him up for the shocking three!
Winner: Donovan Hastings
Time: 9:38
Hastings immediately rolls out of the ring and grabs the title, as a furious Knox sits in the ring and stares at Tragedia del’Arte.
~Commercial Break~
Chaos Division: Alan Wallace vs Konrad Raab
The bell rings, and the match begins with an immediate rush of aggression. Raab charges at Vain, armed with a steel chair, but Vain anticipates the attack and counters with a well-timed dropkick, sending Raab crashing into the corner. Vain quickly seizes a kendo stick from under the ring and strikes Raab across the back, the sound echoing throughout the arena.
Raab, fueled by his obsession with causing pain and destruction, refuses to back down. He retaliates by grabbing a trash can lid, swinging it wildly at Vain. The impact reverberates as the lid connects with Vain's body, but the legend doesn't falter. He responds with a fierce clothesline, sending Raab over the top rope and crashing to the floor.
As Raab struggles to recover, Vain spots a table under the ring and a sinister grin crosses his face. He sets up the table on the outside, the crowd's excitement building with each passing moment. Raab fights his way back into the ring, but Vain isn't finished. He dives through the ropes with a suicide dive, crashing into Raab and driving him through the table.
Both men are down on the outside, but despite the carnage, Raab's determination is unrelenting. He stumbles up and digs beneath the ring, retrieving a steel chair wrapped in barbed wire. He swings it at Vain, catching him across the arm, but only sending him to one knee. Blood trickles down Vain's arm, but the pain only seems to fuel his resolve as he rises. Raab swings the weapon again, but this time Vain sidesteps and takes him down with a drop toe hold, causing Raab to smack his face on his own weapon as he falls. Vain springboards off the ropes and connects with the Curtain Call, driving Raab’s face a second time into the barbwire wrapped steel, and Vain covers for the three!
Winner: Alan Wallace
Time: 8:19
Immediately after the three-count, Vain rolls out of the ring and heads to the announcer's table. He snatches a microphone off of it, before then rolling under the bottom rope to re-enter the ring.
Alan: Cut the music!
Whoever is working in production is on the ball, as the music immediately stops. As Vain stalks back and forth in the ring, many shrieks of euphoria are heard from the crowd. Vain's fans, no doubt, most likely mulling over the probability of whether or not their undergarments would make it into the ring if they threw them. Alan ignores it all, as he catches a glimpse of Konrad at ringside.
Alan: I want to start by saying kudos to you, Mr. Raab, for giving me everything he had here tonight. I'm happy to see that you have come so far since last we met. Unfortunately, right now isn't about you…
Alan quickly diverts his gaze from Konrad, jerking his head to the side as he looks up towards the stage.
Alan: Travis! Get out here! Now!!
Vain continues stalking back and forth in the ring, as Konrad begins making his way up the ramp. Vain waits until Konrad has disappeared through the curtain before bringing the microphone to his mouth again.
Alan: Right now, Pierce! This show isn't going to continue until you get out to this ring!
A few more seconds pass, Vain growing more and more agitated, before the Global-Tron flickers to life, Travis Pierce staring down at him.
Pierce: Alan, Alan, Alan… you really should work on lowering your stress levels. I hear heart diseases can begin rearing its ugly head in men your age.
Some "oooohs" and "ahhhhs" from the ground, as Pierce smiles into the camera. Vain is not amused.
Alan: Delving into comedy considering your wrestling career has been in the crapper for the last decade, Travis? Normally I'd say it would be a good shift in career choice, but sadly, you just aren't that funny.
Travis chuckles.
Travis: But you're still a riot, Alan, because it's hilarious that you thought you could just call me to the ring, and I'd come running. As if you've somehow earned the right to dictate to someone like me…
Alan: If you make me come back there, Travis-
Travis: And you'll do what, exactly?
Travis brings his finger to his mouth, lightly tapping his lower lip.
Travis: I mean, if it's the same thing you did regarding your biopic…
Vain slams the microphone down to the mat, and begins making his way towards the ropes.
Travis: Now, hold on there, Alan. Let me be piercingly clear. You and me, it's not going to happen. I'm on my way back to the top, I'm in a number one contender match at Chaos in Chelsea, and that's where my focus is. I'm soon to be the World Heavyweight Champion again, and that means I need to take big matches, not throwaway matches with washouts that haven't been seen in years. If I'm going to face you, I mean, I may as well just face Kurt Brady, you know? Now, I could come down there and explain this to you slower and clearer in person, but it sounds like you're about to be a bit pre-occupied.
Just as Pierce finishes speaking, a man slides into the ring. Vain turns around just in time to get hit with a Tip of the Spear from Dave Rydell. Vain makes his way back to his feet holding his abdomen, and never sees The Virus of Life coming. Rydell then stands tall over Vain, as laughter is heard coming from the Global-Tron.
Travis: And I have it on good authority that come Chaos in Chelsea, you're gonna be even more pre-occupied, as old Dave there reacquaints his foot with your ass. Toodles.
The Global-Tron flickers off, as Rydell delivers a stomp to Vain before exiting the ring.
~Commercial Break~
Lucy Wylde and Sebastian Everett-Bryce vs Montague Cervantes and Zane Scott
It becomes clear right from the start of the match that Zane and Monty are only out here to cause trouble. Anytime Seb or Lucy advances in either of them, they dodge and tag one another in.
This goes on for long enough to be annoying. Lucy is in the ring, but gets fed up and goes to tag Seb in again. Zane and Monty rush at her at the same time, shoving her into Seb and knocking him off the apron.
Scott was the legal person, and he snaps Lucy into an overhead release suplex. He covers, but Wylde kicks out at 2.
On the outside, Seb is about to recover when that whistling guy bumps into him, whistling loudly. They do that little dance where they keep jigging side to side, ultimately staying in one another's way. El Silbon continues to whistle incessantly the whole time.
Meanwhile, Lucy is trapped. Cervantes and Zane keep trading tags, hitting her with no more than two moves before switching.
Seb superkicks the newest Outcast, then rushes up the apron, yelling to Lucy. Seeing that she's down, he launches himself into the ring, nailing Zane with an Empire Kick! He grabs Montague and throws him into the Stamford Bridge!
Not being tagged in, he has to release it, but he uses the opening to drag Lucy back to the corner. After tagging himself in, he checks with the ref and finds out Zane is legal, but Silbon grabs his ankle and drags him out of the ring.
Enraged, Seb grabs Monty and starts the cycle for the Conquest! Zane shakes himself off, realizing the danger his partner is in, and dives back into the ring. He pops up behind Seb and hits Leveling the Cypress. The Chaos champ crumples.
Zane checks on Monty, who is able to get back to his side of the ring. He turns back, but only in time to see Seb crawling toward the World Champ. He rushes over, but Lucy leans way in and tags herself in.
Leapfrogging, she scissor kicks the Cross Hemisphere champ, stopping him in his tracks. Zane goes flailing across the ring, within tagging reach, which the Showman does.
It's his turn to leapfrog, and he goes up for an STL. But Lucy scouts it, hits a Wylde Liberation!! She covers, that's the three!!
Winners: Lucy Wylde and Sebastian Everett-Bryce
Time:12:16
End Show