Post by UGWC Staff on Aug 14, 2023 20:53:23 GMT -5
Welcome to GlobalTrollz LIVE Synergy Coverage for August 14th, 2023!
Championship Roll Call:
World Heavyweight Champion: Lucy Wylde
Next Defense: Chaos in Chelsea vs Sebastian Everett-Bryce
Cross-Hemisphere Champion: Zane Scott
Next Defense: Chaos in Chelsea vs TBD
Cooperative Champions: Suplex Cops
Next Defense: TONIGHT vs Tragedia del’Arte
Chaos Champion: Sebastian Everett-Bryce
Next Defense:Chaos in Chelsea vs Lucy Wylde
Conquest Champion: Donovan Hastings
Next Defense: TONIGHT vs Dave Rydell
Keys to the Kingdom:
Keeper of the Global Challenge Key: Zane Scott
Keeper of the Survival of the Fittest Tournament Key: Matt Knox
Keeper of the Battleground Key: Dave Rydell
Keeper of the Massive Melee Key: TBD on October 2
Before we begin, we get a visit from a UGWC Veteran.
This match gets insane in a hurry as Konrad uses himself and a steel chair as a missile before Deimos can even finish his entrance, shooting through the ropes and crashing into him. Deimos crashes down hard under both Raab and the chair and isn’t given a chance to recover as Raab pops up and wears the chair out on his back and shoulders before he pulls Deimos up and throws him into the ring steps. He slides into and back out of the ring so the match can officially start and continues his assault, kicking Deimos in the face before he can push himself away from the steps. Raab dugs under the ring and pulls out a barbed wire bat, laughs evilly and swings, catching Deimos in the stomach, which sends him face down on the floor. Raab holds the bat up over his head and stares at it in a way which would probably make his new girlfriend jealous. Seriously, dude. Ew.
He lowers it into a low stance then leaps forward, aiming for Deimos head, which is against the floor. Deimos rolls out of the way right before it’s about to hit him, sending Raab off balance. Deimos leaps up to his feet and drives Raab’s face into the steps with a running bulldog. Raab hits loud and hard and their momentum carries them both over the steps and onto the floor. Deimos grabs the bat and goes to town on him with the bat, alternating between his stomach and his right knee. He finally hits Raab over the back so hard with it that it snaps in half. Deimos shrugs and digs the broken remains of the handle end into Raab’s stomach, then knees down and grinds it into Raab’s forehead, turning the small cut from the ring steps into a bloody gushing mess. Deimos observes this with something that almost resembles a smile, then wheels around and drives the broken end into Raab’s groin. Yes, Raab screams in pain. Yes, it’s loud… and yes, you would’ve done the same thing.
Deimos throws what’s left of the bat away and pulls Raab up, intending to ram his batterer into the ring post. He succeeds, but at a cost. Somehow Raab focuses past the pain of being the center pin of a sort of 7-10 split and wraps his arm around Deimos’ head. He pulls the two of them up, then releases himself. This has the effect of DDTing Deimos into the ring-steps, but also sends Raab down back first onto the head of the broken bat. This seems to wake him up and he crawls back to his feet, wiping the blood from his face and staring at his blood hand like a madman. He suddenly spins and brings it down into Deimos face, leaving a bloody hand print on it.
Deimos responds by kicking Konrad in the balls. Konrad drops like a rock, howling in agony. Deimos goes under the ring and comes up with a steel chain. He proceeds to whip the hell out of Raab with it, then pulls a table from under the ring and secures Raab to it with the chain. He grabs a chair and climbs the turnbuckle, leaps off and crashes through the table with the chair between himself and the trapped Raab, utterly destroying the table. He lays collapsed on top of Raab, but this somehow only gets a long two count. Count me surprised as well, and I’m writing this. Deimos pulls Raab up and goes to brain him with the chair, but Raab falls forward, barely dodging it and drives a part of the splintered table into the bottom of Deimos foot. Deimos crashes into the steps and the chair bounces off and strikes him in the forehead. He steps back onto the table shard, driving it upward through his boot and into his foot.
This time it’s Deimos that howls.
Raab comes up from under the ring with his 13th Century German spiky thing and drills Deimos in the stomach with it, then brings it down across his back. He grinds it back and forth across Deimos head, furiously yelling in his face the entire time, before he pulls back to reveal that Deimos is as much of a bloody mess as he is. He pulls out a table from under the ring and sets it up, drills Deimos with the German spiky ball o’fun, then places him into the table and uses the same chain Deimos had used on him to secure him to it. He pulls a second table out and leaves it sandwiched on top of Deimos. He ascends the turnbuckle and leaps off. He crashes through both tables and Demios.
Instead of getting the long two Deimos got on him, Raab gets the three and a big win.
Winner: Konrad Raab
Time: 11:09
The match begins with a classic collar and elbow tie-up in the center of the ring. Donovan gains the upper hand momentarily, transitioning into a side headlock. Rydell reverses the side headlock into an arm drag. He follows up with a swift snap suplex.
Donovan retaliates with a well-executed double leg takedown. He transitions into a half-nelson, wrenching Rydell's neck while trash-talking him. Dave manages to power out and catches Donovan off guard with a jawbreaker, breaking free from his grip.
Donovan attempts a Springboard arm drag to regain momentum, but Rydell counters with a missile dropkick, sending Hastings reeling. Donovan recovers and hits a spinebuster on Rydell. He follows it up with a gut buster, then locks in the Hands of Fate. Dave struggles for a full minute before getting his toes on the rope and forces the Lord to release the hold.
Rydell surprises Hastings with a monkey flip that sends him sprawling across the ring. Dave pounces on him, grabs him and ascends the turnbuckle. Launching himself into a tornado DDT off the top rope, Dave takes Donovan down again.
Donovan kips up, then counters a flying clothesline attempt from Rydell into a facebreaker DDT. He locks in a triangle choke. Rydell fights back and breaks free, then follows up with a series of super kicks and standing dropkicks. The crowd rallies behind him as he sets up for his signature move.
Dave hoists Hastings onto his shoulders for the Rydell Bomb. The impact shakes the ring, and Rydell goes for the cover. Out of nowhere, Vain appears and ruins Dave with The Money Shot. Glenn Burke signals for the bell, awarding the match to Dave via DQ, but to Rydell’s complete rage, the Conquest Championship is returned to Hastings!
Winner: Dave Rydell (via DQ)
Time: 10:13
All three participants are in the ring as the bell sounds. Ezra, looking eerily focused, immediately rushes Lucy and knocks her through the ropes. He turns and looks at Zane, and it is on. The two start brawling viciously across the ring. Throwing all kinds of punches and kicks at each other. Their similar backgrounds, make for a very hard hitting and painful looking bout. While Ezra has Zane on the ropes, he gets clobbered from behind by Lucy. She sends him over the top rope to the floor, but he hangs on and safely lowers down. She didn’t notice as she turned back to Zane and starts going to work on him, herself.
Ezra sneaks in behind Lucy. She slams Zane’s head on the turnbuckle and turns around, right into Kickin’ It Old School! She has the thought to roll away as soon as she hits the mat, and does. Ezra grabs Zane and goes for a belly to belly but Zane stops it and slams Ezra’s face off the top turnbuckle. He starts landing shot after shot on Ezra, who is trying to block it. Zane sends Ezra across the ring to the other corner but Ezra climbs up and leaps back, hitting a moonsault on Zane! Ezra is up and stalks Zane, but gets spun around by Lucy! {b]WYLDE LIBERATION![/b] She goes for the cover but Zane breaks it up at 2.
Ezra rolls away and out of harms way as Zane picks up Lucy and they start going at it. Kicks and strikes and punches and chops. It’s an all out brawl here once again. Zane, being the common denominator, gets pieced up multiple times by Lucy. She gets him caught on the ropes and she starts hitting the midsection. Lucy runs the ropes and comes back, hitting a knee strike to the face of Zane! She turns and sees Ezra starting to get back up but grabs him. Ezra hits an arm drag out of desperation. Simple, yet effective. Lucy gets up and as she’s up, Ezra charges and goes for Knee Jerk Reaction! He can’t fully connect but it was enough to cause Lucy to spill through the ropes again.
Ezra is back up and turns around. Zane is ready with a monster of a clothesline, planting the Red Eyed warrior into the mat. Lucy slides back in behind Zane and rolls him up from behind! Zane is able to kick out at 2. He’s back up but almost gets hit with Keep Your Chin Up for his troubles. He dodged it at the last second. Lucy stumbles and bounces off the ropes. Zane grabs her and hits a German suplex! Ezra is back up and Lucy rolled through. She turns. Jawbreaker from Ezra which staggers the World Champ! Zane hurls her over the top rope and she crashed to the floor, hard. Ezra charges at Zane and misses a clothesline. As he turns around, Zane grabs him… IN COLD BLOOD! Zane covers for 3!
Winner: Zane Scott
Time: 11:04
The arena is buzzing with anticipation as Tragedia del'Arte's Montague Cervantes and Ragdoll make their entrance, drawing boos from the crowd. The Suplex Cops, JC and Matt Knox, receive a rousing ovation from the fans.
Montague and JC start the match. They circle each other before Montague sneers and delivers a knife-edged chop to JC's chest, drawing a wince from the crowd. JC fights back with a series of dragon screws. He then locks in a STF, putting pressure on Montague's neck and jaw.
Montague manages to reach the ropes, forcing a break. He tags in Ragdoll while struggling to regain his composure. JC takes the moment to tag in Knox.
Ragdoll enters the ring with a spring in her step, ready to make her return memorable. She surprises Matt with a quick shotgun dropkick, sending him staggering back into his corner. She tags Montague back in.
Montague and Ragdoll display their teamwork with quick tags, keeping Matt isolated in their corner. Montague hits a dazzling delayed butterfly suplex on Matt. Ragdoll follows up with a Monkey Flip, launching Matt across the ring.
JC finally gets the hot tag and storms into the ring. He unleashes a barrage of explosive suplexes on the legal Montague, including an overhead belly to belly suplex that sends Montague crashing. JC transitions into a guillotine choke. Montague manages to counter with a desperation back fist, breaking the hold.
Ragdoll re-enters the match with a tag and ascends the turnbuckle. She nails a flying knee to JC’s face, stunning him. She follows up with a spectacular springboard top rope leg drop, but JC rolls out of the way just in time, narrowly avoiding the impact.
As the match reaches a fever pitch, the lights flicker, and El Silbon emerges from the crowd. He sneaks to the, unnoticed by the ref. El Silbon smacks Matt Knox off the apron with his sack of bones, then enters the ring. The crowd boos loudly as chaos erupts in the ring.
Montague and Ragdoll capitalize on the distraction, joining El Silbon in attacking JC. Knox slides in, but the Suplex Cops are overwhelmed The referee calls for the bell, disqualifying Tragedia del'Arte due to the outside interference.
Winner: Suplex Cops (via DQ)
Time: 12:48
The assault continues as Montague hits a fall away powerbomb on JC, and Ragdoll delivers a curb stomp Knox, leaving their rivals battered and bruised.
Tragedia del'Arte stands tall in the ring, relishing their underhanded ‘victory’ with El Silbon. The crowd voices their displeasure with loud boos. The Suplex Cops eventually manage to rally and chase Tragedia del'Arte out of the ring. They take their Cooperative Championships and hoist them high, daring Ragdoll and Monty to come get them.
End Show
Championship Roll Call:
World Heavyweight Champion: Lucy Wylde
Next Defense: Chaos in Chelsea vs Sebastian Everett-Bryce
Cross-Hemisphere Champion: Zane Scott
Next Defense: Chaos in Chelsea vs TBD
Cooperative Champions: Suplex Cops
Next Defense: TONIGHT vs Tragedia del’Arte
Chaos Champion: Sebastian Everett-Bryce
Next Defense:Chaos in Chelsea vs Lucy Wylde
Conquest Champion: Donovan Hastings
Next Defense: TONIGHT vs Dave Rydell
Keys to the Kingdom:
Keeper of the Global Challenge Key: Zane Scott
Keeper of the Survival of the Fittest Tournament Key: Matt Knox
Keeper of the Battleground Key: Dave Rydell
Keeper of the Massive Melee Key: TBD on October 2
Before we begin, we get a visit from a UGWC Veteran.
Chaos Division Match: Konrad Raab vs Phrixus Deimos
This match gets insane in a hurry as Konrad uses himself and a steel chair as a missile before Deimos can even finish his entrance, shooting through the ropes and crashing into him. Deimos crashes down hard under both Raab and the chair and isn’t given a chance to recover as Raab pops up and wears the chair out on his back and shoulders before he pulls Deimos up and throws him into the ring steps. He slides into and back out of the ring so the match can officially start and continues his assault, kicking Deimos in the face before he can push himself away from the steps. Raab dugs under the ring and pulls out a barbed wire bat, laughs evilly and swings, catching Deimos in the stomach, which sends him face down on the floor. Raab holds the bat up over his head and stares at it in a way which would probably make his new girlfriend jealous. Seriously, dude. Ew.
He lowers it into a low stance then leaps forward, aiming for Deimos head, which is against the floor. Deimos rolls out of the way right before it’s about to hit him, sending Raab off balance. Deimos leaps up to his feet and drives Raab’s face into the steps with a running bulldog. Raab hits loud and hard and their momentum carries them both over the steps and onto the floor. Deimos grabs the bat and goes to town on him with the bat, alternating between his stomach and his right knee. He finally hits Raab over the back so hard with it that it snaps in half. Deimos shrugs and digs the broken remains of the handle end into Raab’s stomach, then knees down and grinds it into Raab’s forehead, turning the small cut from the ring steps into a bloody gushing mess. Deimos observes this with something that almost resembles a smile, then wheels around and drives the broken end into Raab’s groin. Yes, Raab screams in pain. Yes, it’s loud… and yes, you would’ve done the same thing.
Deimos throws what’s left of the bat away and pulls Raab up, intending to ram his batterer into the ring post. He succeeds, but at a cost. Somehow Raab focuses past the pain of being the center pin of a sort of 7-10 split and wraps his arm around Deimos’ head. He pulls the two of them up, then releases himself. This has the effect of DDTing Deimos into the ring-steps, but also sends Raab down back first onto the head of the broken bat. This seems to wake him up and he crawls back to his feet, wiping the blood from his face and staring at his blood hand like a madman. He suddenly spins and brings it down into Deimos face, leaving a bloody hand print on it.
Deimos responds by kicking Konrad in the balls. Konrad drops like a rock, howling in agony. Deimos goes under the ring and comes up with a steel chain. He proceeds to whip the hell out of Raab with it, then pulls a table from under the ring and secures Raab to it with the chain. He grabs a chair and climbs the turnbuckle, leaps off and crashes through the table with the chair between himself and the trapped Raab, utterly destroying the table. He lays collapsed on top of Raab, but this somehow only gets a long two count. Count me surprised as well, and I’m writing this. Deimos pulls Raab up and goes to brain him with the chair, but Raab falls forward, barely dodging it and drives a part of the splintered table into the bottom of Deimos foot. Deimos crashes into the steps and the chair bounces off and strikes him in the forehead. He steps back onto the table shard, driving it upward through his boot and into his foot.
This time it’s Deimos that howls.
Raab comes up from under the ring with his 13th Century German spiky thing and drills Deimos in the stomach with it, then brings it down across his back. He grinds it back and forth across Deimos head, furiously yelling in his face the entire time, before he pulls back to reveal that Deimos is as much of a bloody mess as he is. He pulls out a table from under the ring and sets it up, drills Deimos with the German spiky ball o’fun, then places him into the table and uses the same chain Deimos had used on him to secure him to it. He pulls a second table out and leaves it sandwiched on top of Deimos. He ascends the turnbuckle and leaps off. He crashes through both tables and Demios.
Instead of getting the long two Deimos got on him, Raab gets the three and a big win.
Winner: Konrad Raab
Time: 11:09
~Commercial Break~
Conquest Championship: Donovan Hastings vs Dave Rydell
The match begins with a classic collar and elbow tie-up in the center of the ring. Donovan gains the upper hand momentarily, transitioning into a side headlock. Rydell reverses the side headlock into an arm drag. He follows up with a swift snap suplex.
Donovan retaliates with a well-executed double leg takedown. He transitions into a half-nelson, wrenching Rydell's neck while trash-talking him. Dave manages to power out and catches Donovan off guard with a jawbreaker, breaking free from his grip.
Donovan attempts a Springboard arm drag to regain momentum, but Rydell counters with a missile dropkick, sending Hastings reeling. Donovan recovers and hits a spinebuster on Rydell. He follows it up with a gut buster, then locks in the Hands of Fate. Dave struggles for a full minute before getting his toes on the rope and forces the Lord to release the hold.
Rydell surprises Hastings with a monkey flip that sends him sprawling across the ring. Dave pounces on him, grabs him and ascends the turnbuckle. Launching himself into a tornado DDT off the top rope, Dave takes Donovan down again.
Donovan kips up, then counters a flying clothesline attempt from Rydell into a facebreaker DDT. He locks in a triangle choke. Rydell fights back and breaks free, then follows up with a series of super kicks and standing dropkicks. The crowd rallies behind him as he sets up for his signature move.
Dave hoists Hastings onto his shoulders for the Rydell Bomb. The impact shakes the ring, and Rydell goes for the cover. Out of nowhere, Vain appears and ruins Dave with The Money Shot. Glenn Burke signals for the bell, awarding the match to Dave via DQ, but to Rydell’s complete rage, the Conquest Championship is returned to Hastings!
Winner: Dave Rydell (via DQ)
Time: 10:13
~Commercial Break~
Triple Threat Match: Ezra Wolf vs Lucy Wylde vs Zane Scott
All three participants are in the ring as the bell sounds. Ezra, looking eerily focused, immediately rushes Lucy and knocks her through the ropes. He turns and looks at Zane, and it is on. The two start brawling viciously across the ring. Throwing all kinds of punches and kicks at each other. Their similar backgrounds, make for a very hard hitting and painful looking bout. While Ezra has Zane on the ropes, he gets clobbered from behind by Lucy. She sends him over the top rope to the floor, but he hangs on and safely lowers down. She didn’t notice as she turned back to Zane and starts going to work on him, herself.
Ezra sneaks in behind Lucy. She slams Zane’s head on the turnbuckle and turns around, right into Kickin’ It Old School! She has the thought to roll away as soon as she hits the mat, and does. Ezra grabs Zane and goes for a belly to belly but Zane stops it and slams Ezra’s face off the top turnbuckle. He starts landing shot after shot on Ezra, who is trying to block it. Zane sends Ezra across the ring to the other corner but Ezra climbs up and leaps back, hitting a moonsault on Zane! Ezra is up and stalks Zane, but gets spun around by Lucy! {b]WYLDE LIBERATION![/b] She goes for the cover but Zane breaks it up at 2.
Ezra rolls away and out of harms way as Zane picks up Lucy and they start going at it. Kicks and strikes and punches and chops. It’s an all out brawl here once again. Zane, being the common denominator, gets pieced up multiple times by Lucy. She gets him caught on the ropes and she starts hitting the midsection. Lucy runs the ropes and comes back, hitting a knee strike to the face of Zane! She turns and sees Ezra starting to get back up but grabs him. Ezra hits an arm drag out of desperation. Simple, yet effective. Lucy gets up and as she’s up, Ezra charges and goes for Knee Jerk Reaction! He can’t fully connect but it was enough to cause Lucy to spill through the ropes again.
Ezra is back up and turns around. Zane is ready with a monster of a clothesline, planting the Red Eyed warrior into the mat. Lucy slides back in behind Zane and rolls him up from behind! Zane is able to kick out at 2. He’s back up but almost gets hit with Keep Your Chin Up for his troubles. He dodged it at the last second. Lucy stumbles and bounces off the ropes. Zane grabs her and hits a German suplex! Ezra is back up and Lucy rolled through. She turns. Jawbreaker from Ezra which staggers the World Champ! Zane hurls her over the top rope and she crashed to the floor, hard. Ezra charges at Zane and misses a clothesline. As he turns around, Zane grabs him… IN COLD BLOOD! Zane covers for 3!
Winner: Zane Scott
Time: 11:04
~Commercial Break~
Cooperative Championship: The Suplex Cops vs Tragedia del'Arte
The arena is buzzing with anticipation as Tragedia del'Arte's Montague Cervantes and Ragdoll make their entrance, drawing boos from the crowd. The Suplex Cops, JC and Matt Knox, receive a rousing ovation from the fans.
Montague and JC start the match. They circle each other before Montague sneers and delivers a knife-edged chop to JC's chest, drawing a wince from the crowd. JC fights back with a series of dragon screws. He then locks in a STF, putting pressure on Montague's neck and jaw.
Montague manages to reach the ropes, forcing a break. He tags in Ragdoll while struggling to regain his composure. JC takes the moment to tag in Knox.
Ragdoll enters the ring with a spring in her step, ready to make her return memorable. She surprises Matt with a quick shotgun dropkick, sending him staggering back into his corner. She tags Montague back in.
Montague and Ragdoll display their teamwork with quick tags, keeping Matt isolated in their corner. Montague hits a dazzling delayed butterfly suplex on Matt. Ragdoll follows up with a Monkey Flip, launching Matt across the ring.
JC finally gets the hot tag and storms into the ring. He unleashes a barrage of explosive suplexes on the legal Montague, including an overhead belly to belly suplex that sends Montague crashing. JC transitions into a guillotine choke. Montague manages to counter with a desperation back fist, breaking the hold.
Ragdoll re-enters the match with a tag and ascends the turnbuckle. She nails a flying knee to JC’s face, stunning him. She follows up with a spectacular springboard top rope leg drop, but JC rolls out of the way just in time, narrowly avoiding the impact.
As the match reaches a fever pitch, the lights flicker, and El Silbon emerges from the crowd. He sneaks to the, unnoticed by the ref. El Silbon smacks Matt Knox off the apron with his sack of bones, then enters the ring. The crowd boos loudly as chaos erupts in the ring.
Montague and Ragdoll capitalize on the distraction, joining El Silbon in attacking JC. Knox slides in, but the Suplex Cops are overwhelmed The referee calls for the bell, disqualifying Tragedia del'Arte due to the outside interference.
Winner: Suplex Cops (via DQ)
Time: 12:48
The assault continues as Montague hits a fall away powerbomb on JC, and Ragdoll delivers a curb stomp Knox, leaving their rivals battered and bruised.
Tragedia del'Arte stands tall in the ring, relishing their underhanded ‘victory’ with El Silbon. The crowd voices their displeasure with loud boos. The Suplex Cops eventually manage to rally and chase Tragedia del'Arte out of the ring. They take their Cooperative Championships and hoist them high, daring Ragdoll and Monty to come get them.
End Show