Post by UGWC Staff on Aug 28, 2023 17:48:23 GMT -5
Chaos in Chelsea
Vinegar: Ladies and gentlemen, wrestling fans from around the world, welcome to a night of absolute mayhem and madness!
Lieberjosch: It's a historic night for the world of professional wrestling as we proudly present "Chaos in Chelsea"!
Vinegar: We're coming to you live on this electrifying night from the hallowed grounds of Stamford Bridge in the heart of London, England.
Lieberjosch: We've got an action-packed lineup that's going to leave you on the edge of your seats all night long.
Vinegar: In our opening match, it's a battle to determine the #1 contender to the Chaos Championship.
Covert Jay: The Dark Destroyer, John Blade, Konrad Raab, and Phrixus Deimos, will not hold back as they face off with a unique stipulation - they've each brought a weapon to the ring!
Lieberjosch: Then, we've got the Cross-Hemisphere Championship on the line.
Vinegar: Zane Scott defends against Ezra Wolf in a match that has been on a pressure cooker for weeks!
Covert Jay: Alan Wallace and Dave Rydell go one-on-one to settle the grudge that began at Wrestlestock when the Vain One returned!
Lieberjosch: The Cooperative Championship hangs in the balance as The Suplex Cops take on Tragedia del’Arte in a Highwire Match.
Vinegar: Larry Tact faces off against Travis Pierce, with the winner earning the right to challenge for the World Heavyweight Championship.
Lieberjosch: And in our main event, it's a clash for the ages - a Title versus Title match with a two out of three falls stipulation!
Covert Jay: Fall #1 will be contested under standard rules, Fall #2 will be under Chaos Rules, and if necessary, Fall #3 will be a Last Person Standing match.
Vinegar: Lucy Wylde, the World Heavyweight Champion, goes head-to-head with Sebastian Everett-Bryce, the Chaos Champion.
Lieberjosch: Here’s the rub, whoever wins walks away with both championships, and the Chaos Championship will be vacated on the next Synergy!
Covert Jay: So, fasten your seatbelts, Coalition fans, because tonight, at Chaos in Chelsea, we're in for a night of unparalleled excitement, drama, and, of course, chaos!
Vinegar: Let’s get into it with our first match, Sadistic Madness!
Phucking Phreak by Velvet Acid Christ plays as Phrixus Deimos slinks out to the ring, twirling a chain and allowing it to wrap around his forearm each time.
Mitchell Dennis: From Cologne, Germany, he is Burned In Blood, Konrad Raab!
After the announcement, Konrad picks up his flanged German mace and slowly walks to the ring with a massive amount of boos before Konrad runs up the steps and goes underneath the ropes. As he's in the ring, Konrad without showing any sign of acknowledgement from the fans, lays the flanged German mace on the turnbuckle, then sits in the corner of the ring with the crowd booing him, having a nasty look in his eyes, flicking his fists as if he's already ready to fight, with ring staff taking Konrad's flanged German mace away, waiting for the match to start as he takes his hoodie off from his head.
The Time is Now hit's to play as he walks out on stage. He talks to the camera man and bounces a little. He holds up his “Never Give Up” logo flag and tosses it to the fans. He salutes and runs straight down towards the ring. He bounces off the ropes side to side and he holds up his “Hustle, Loyalty, and Respect” shirt. He takes off his hat and tosses his shirt to the fans and removes his chain to wrap it around his fist.
The lights plunge the arena into darkness as “Die Eier von Satan” blares through the arena. Strobes flash in time with the weird and creepy video. A few seconds in he comes leaping out onto the stage, but strangely doesn’t trip or fall. That’s probably because Err Bear is with him!!
Lieberjosch: Wha– when did they get to the ring??
Covert Jay: DD didn’t even get caught in the ropes?!
Lieberjosch: This is going to be a long night…
Vinegar: Hazel East signals for the bell, and the match is officially underway!
Lieberjosch: Blade and Deimos immediately make a beeline for each other, each clutching a steel chain in their hands.
Covert Jay: They circle one another, chains clinking ominously.
Vinegar: Konrad stands ready with his flanged mace, eyeing the two chain-wielding opponents cautiously.
Lieberjosch: Dark Destroyer, on the other hand, is in a corner of the ring, keeping a close eye on the enormous blue bear he brought with him.
Vinegar: Phrixus strikes first, swinging his steel chain like a whirlwind toward Blade!
Covert Jay: Blade narrowly dodges, narrowly avoiding getting tangled up in the chain.
Vinegar: The crowd roars in excitement as the two men exchange wild, chain-fueled blows, each trying to gain the upper hand.
Lieberjosch: Meanwhile, Raab seizes the opportunity and rushes toward Dark Destroyer, mace raised high.
Vinegar: He swings with all his might, but Err Bear intervenes, swiping its massive paw at Raab.
Lieberjosch: He manages to avoid a direct hit but suddenly finds his hair has turned pink?
Vinegar: Back in the center of the ring, Blade and Fear are still locked in a brutal chain duel.
Covert Jay: Chains collide with bone-jarring force as they take turns landing hits on each other.
Vinegar: Dark Destroyer, seeing the chaos unfold around him, decides it's time to release Err Bear into the madness!
In a moment, the ring mat separates into six pieces, each square rising or lowering to a different height.
The competitors’ ring outfits appear to have switched bodies without their notice, except Dark Destroyer.
“He’s got the whole world… in his hands…”
Out of nowhere | Craig Cogan |
Captain 80s | Hot Pursuit! |
Cogan slides under the ring, and spins around holding a big hoagie wrapped in Barbed Wire.
It's SANDWICH!!
He clobbers the Cap, then drags him up the ramp and backstage!
L i g h t n i n g s t r i k e s e a c h r i n g p o s t , c a u s i n g t h e s e c t i o n s o f r i n g t o s h u f f l e a n d t h r o w e v e r y o n e o f f t h e i r f e e t e x c e p t D a r k D e s t r o y e r.
Covert Jay: Let’s do it again!!
Vinegar: Let’s don’t.
Lieberjosch: Raab, regaining his composure, takes another swing at Dark Destroyer.
Covert Jay: This time, his flanged mace connects with his evil flank, causing DD to yelp in pain and retreat to his corner.
Vinegar: Raab advances on Destroyer, swinging his mace!
Lieberjosch: DD is surprisingly agile–for him–as he avoids the swing!
Vinegar: He ducks and dodges, then lunges at Raab, knocking him down to the mat.
Lieberjosch: Deimos gains the upper hand in his chain duel with Blade by wrapping the chain around Blade's neck, pulling it tight and choking him.
Covert Jay: Blade desperately gasps for air, his vision blurring.
Vinegar: He goes down to one knee… then collapses!
Covert Jay: Deimos hits THE NUMBING and covers!
One…
Two…
Lieberjosch: Destroyer scoops up Raab’s flanged mace!
Vinegar: He swings it with all his might, catching Fear off guard.
Lieberjosch: He takes it across the shoulder and is knocked to the mat!
Covert Jay: As DD tries to capitalize, Fear lunges forward, his steel chain whistling through the air.
Vinegar: DD blocks the attack with the mace, the flanges clanging against the chain's metal links.
Lieberjosch: Sparks fly, and the crowd gasps as the two combatants engage in a ferocious dance of offense and defense.
Covert Jay: Meanwhile, Err Bear watches the skirmish with an eerie calmness.
Lieberjosch: As Fear yanks the mace out of DD’s hands, Err Bear roars to life, charging up the ramp and running straight up the GlobalTron?
Vinegar: She’s standing atop the screen and roaring toward the ring.
Covert Jay: THE DARK ABYSS OF FATHOMLESS EVIL
Lieberjosch: I… I can’t believe what I’ve just seen.
Covert Jay: He’s going for the cover! How can this be?!
Vinegar: Raab has recovered his mace!
LIeberjosch: He swings his mace with all his might, the flanges crashing into DD’s chest.
Covert Jay: Err Bear vanishes!
Vinegar: Fear, quickly hopping to his feet!
Lieberjosch: The chain slices through the air, creating a deadly dance that keeps Konrad backpedaling.
Vinegar: Raab, struggling to maintain his balance, swings his mace erratically.
Lieberjosch: The mace connects with the chain, the impact causing it to whip backward.
Vinegar: Fear finds himself entangled in his own chain due to the shifting terrain.
Lieberjosch: Raab sees his opening and…
Cover Jay: FLAMING DRIVER
Lieberjosch: Fear ate every inch of that piledriver!!
Vinegar: Raab’s not done!
Covert Jay: THE BURN PIN
Vinegar: Konrad goes for the cover…
One…
Two…
Three!!!
Vinegar: Konrad has done it! He’s the Chaos #1 Contender!
Lieberjosch: Will we see the emergence of a new unstoppable Chaos reign with Burned in Blood?!