Post by UGWC Staff on Sept 18, 2023 21:09:24 GMT -5
Welcome to GlobalTrollz LIVE Synergy Coverage for September 18th, 2023!
Championship Roll Call:
World Heavyweight Champion: Sebastian Everett-Bryce
- Next Defense: Massive Melee vs Larry Tact
Cross-Hemisphere Champion: Zane Scott
- Next Defense: TONIGHT vs Phrixus Deimos
Cooperative Champions: JC and Ragdoll
- Next Defense: TBD vs TBD
Chaos Champion: Vacant
- Next Defense:TONIGHT - Konrad Raab vs Lucy Wylde
Conquest Champion: Donovan Hastings
- Next Defense: TONIGHT vs Ezra Wolf
Keys to the Kingdom:
Keeper of the Global Challenge Key: Zane Scott
Keeper of the Survival of the Fittest Tournament Key: Matt Knox
Keeper of the Battleground Key: Dave Rydell
Keeper of the Massive Melee Key: TBD on October 2
Zane and Deimos lock up and grapple for position. They stagger about the ring in grapple and stumble into the ropes, and Zane whips Deimos across the ring. Zane sets up a back body drop, but Deimos rolls over him and bounces off the ropes again, knocking Zane down with a spinning wheel kick. Zane gets right up, and Deimos whips him off the ropes and into a spear. Deimos covers, but Zane kicks out at one. Deimos pulls Zane up and whips him off the ropes again, but telegraphs a back body drop and Zane counters by grabbing him in a gutwrench and spinning into a slam. Deimos staggers to his feet, and Zane catches him in a waistlock and executes a German suplex. Zane bounces off the ropes as Deimos is getting up and hits a running DDT, then covers again, with Deimos kicking out at two.
Zane pulls up Deimos and goes to whip him across the ring, but Deimos reverses it and pulls Zane back into an overhead belly to belly suplex, and both men are down! The referee starts the ten count, and at six Deimos slowly rolls over and lays his arm over Zane, but Zane shoves the arm off. Both men stagger to their feet and Zane swings for a clothesline, but Deimos ducks and hits a DDT before covering for a two count.
Zane slowly gets up, and Deimos bounces off the ropes and goes for a dropkick, but Zane pulls out of the way. Zane pulls Deimos up and whips him off the ropes, catching him on the return with Leveling the Cypress! Zane lays Deimos across the turnbuckle before delivering a series of repeated elbow strikes. He lifts Deimos off the turnbuckle, but Deimos quickly swings his legs around and takes Zane down with a hurricarana. Deimos kips back up, but Zane springs to his feet and lifts him into Exiled and Erased! Zane covers, but Deimos gets the shoulder up at two!
Zane starts to pull Deimos up, but Deimos elbows him away. Zane staggers, and Deimos kicks him in the chest and hits a snap DDT. He goes to the top rope and signals for the Meteor Press. Deimos steadies himself, then leaps, but Zane rolls out of the way and Deimos crashes into the mat. Zane gets up and waits behind Deimos, and Deimos slowly staggers up. Zane scoops him for In Cold Blood, but Deimos floats out, then grabs Zane and hits the Numbing! Deimos covers, one, two, thr—NO! Zane got his foot on the bottom rope!
Deimos argues with the referee, but Chartreuse confirms that Zane did indeed get his foot on the rope in time. Deimos goes back and pulls Zane up, then whips him across the ring, but Zane launches himself off the ropes and hits a flying forearm. Zane pulls Deimos up and shoves him into the corner, then tears into him with a series of punches. Zane whips Deimos to the opposite corner and gives chase, but Deimos lifts himself up and over Zane, and the champion crashes into the corner. Deimos backs off as Zane staggers out, and Deimos goes again for the Numbing, but Zane elbows him away, before grabbing Deimos for the Purge! Zane covers, and that gets the three!
Winner: Zane Scott
Time: 10:13
The opening bell sounds and the two lock up. Ezra coming in hot with kicks and strikes, catching the Conquest Champion off guard. Donovan is in defense mode as he tries to block the knees and shin strikes. Donovan is staggered into the corner as Ezra jumps and mounts him, hitting a number of mounted punches. Ezra backs down before he gets counted to a DQ. Donovan staggers out into a powerslam. Ezra covers and gets a 2 count.
Ezra pulls Donovan up and hits a spinning back fist but Donovan blocks it and shoves Ezra forward. As Ezra turns, bam, right into a running shoulder block. Donovan pulls Ezra up and wrenches the arm. He gets behind him and gets Ezra in a hammerlock. Ezra tries to break out but Donovan releases and hits a jab that staggers the challenger. Donovan grabs Ezra for a suplex but holds him up, stalling a moment. After the stalling suplex. Donovan drops down for an arm bar but Ezra squirms out and gets distance.
The two clash again in the middle of the ring with Ezra getting the upperhand and securing Donovan’s arm. He quickly twists the Champion up and gets him down in an armbar of his own, but Donovan is so close to the ropes, it’s broken instantly. Ezra pulls him up and goes for a knee strike. Dodges by Donovan. Donovan grabs him for a roll up but Ezra rolls through. He rushes back to Donovan for a running knee strike but Donovan dodges again! Donovan spins and grabs Ezra from behind for a reverse neckbreaker! He drops down. Hands of Fate!
After what seems like 5 minutes (really like 45 seconds) in the hold, Ezra is able to reach the ropes and Donovan breaks it. He gets up but only to be tripped by an in pain Ezra. Ezra shakes his arm out and goes back to work. Suplex to Donovan! He sets Donovan up and goes for the Blind Spot! Donovan slumps over, causing Ezra to miss it. Donovan; playing possum; swiftly jumps up and grabs Ezra for Destiny’s Call!
Ezra floats over the back and Donovan spins. KICKIN’ IT OLD SCHOOL! Ezra climbs to the top rope and leaps! GRAVITY FALLS! He covers Donovan for the 3 count, and is the new Conquest Champion!
Winner: Ezra Wolf
Time: 9:48
The bell sounds and Larry starts things off with Travis. They lock up and enter into some chain wrestling while Dave talks trash from the apron. Sebastian, stands there watching the action in the ring. Larry gets behind Travis for a back suplex. A quick cover, but only 1. Travis gets up but clotheslined back down. Larry, looking to end it fast, covers again, but only 1. He pulls Travis up and tags in SEB. They both whip him across the ring and Dave blind tags in. On the rebound, they hit a double back body drop on Travis. He rolls out of the ring. Dave comes in and clobbers Larry from behind but SEB kicks Dave right in the gut. Suplex to Rydell. Cover, but only 1.
SEB sends Dave into the corner and follows up with a clothesline. Travis and Larry are back on their own aprons. SEB sends Dave into another corner, and follows up with a body splash. Dave staggers out into a belly to belly suplex from the World Champion. SEB goes for the cover and, again, gets a 1 count, almost 2 this time. He pulls Dave up but Dave small packages him, for barely a 1 count. Both men get up and lock up. Dave gets behind SEB and goes for a back suplex of his own but SEB floats out. He is now behind Dave, thinking about a German suplex. Dave elbows away. He rushes at SEB but SEB ducks a clothesline. Dave hits the ropes and comes back for a spear but SEB dodges.
Travis blind tags in and when Dave goes to attack SEB, he comes in. SEB hurls Dave over the top rope but he lands on the apron. Travis gets behind SEB and rolls him up! Quick 2 count. Dave heads back over to his corner and back to the apron. SEB is up and goes to grab Travis. Travis slinks around behind him and hits the back of the leg. He grabs the ankle and locks in an ankle lock! SEB screams out as the hold gets more intense. Travis figure fours SEB’s leg and pulls back on the ankle. Larry enters the ring but is cut off by Dave! SEB is able to finally reach the ropes while Dave and Larry fight it out in the ring, spilling to ringside. Eventually they break it up and go back to their corners.
Travis grabs SEB and goes for a suplex. Counter by SEB. Re-Counter by Travis! They both block each others attempts at a suplex! SEB is able to wrestle Travis to the mat but Travis makes his way out and leaps, tagging in Dave, who had his hand out. Commentary notes that Dave and Travis aren’t bickering as much and actually working together. SEB tags in Larry and both Dave and Larry clash mid ring. Fists and kicks from both of them. Larry gets the upper hand and hits a powerslam on Dave mid ring. Cover, but only 2. Larry pulls Dave up and gets him in an abdominal stretch. Dave, screaming out, is reaching for the ropes but can’t get them. Somehow though, his fingertips reach Travis’ hand and it counts as a tag! Larry doesn’t see it though!
Travis sneaks in behind Larry, clubs him from behind to break the hold, and hits The Breakdown!!! He covers but gets 2.5! Travis pulls Larry up and sends him off the ropes. Blind tag from SEB. Nobody saw it but the referee. Dave has rolled to the outside. Larry rebounds and gets hit with The Truth Hurts! Travis goes to drag Larry to the middle of the ring but the ref tells him he isn’t legal. Travis continues to argue but gets rolled up! He kicks out but just a millisecond after the ref counts 3!
Winner: Sebastian Everett Bryce and Larry Tact
Time: 14:01
Monty lands a knife-edged chop on Knox's chest, while Ragdoll delivers a flying knee to JC's face. JC retaliates with a dragon screw on Ragdoll, while Knox executes a snap suplex on Monty. Ragdoll quickly recovers and hits JC with a switchblade kick, staggering him into the corner. Monty targets Knox with a wristlock suplex.
They’re off to a dead heat during the first part of the match, no one standing out ahead so far, but alliances couldn’t be clearer.
JC and Knox regain their composure and work together momentarily, executing a double suplex on Monty. Ragdoll leaps off the top rope with a spinning back heel kick, catching Knox by surprise. JC, on the other hand, counters Monty's sudden uppercut with a knee trembler, sending Monty reeling. JC manages to recover and locks Ragdoll in a triangle choke, while Knox takes Monty down with a German suplex.
JC lifts Ragdoll up in the choke and slams her down hard on his knee. She yelps as he lets go, grabbing her back wincing as she scrambles out of the ring. She spies Monty’s cane propped up against the ring steps and uses it to get to her feet, wobbling. Heroically, she uses the oversized cane to force herself to climb back up into the ring, hunched over but determined.
In the ring, the Suplex Cops are working Monty over in the corner, but Jacky comes running at them brandishing the cane! It was all an act! Knox and JC spin around at the crowd’s reaction, and she instantly drops back into a hunch, planting the cane as if her life depends on it.
Annoyed, JC stomps the cane, breaking it in half. Before Ragdoll can faceplant, JC scoops her up.
Across the ring, Monty springs to life, hitting an STL on Knox! JC only just now notices that Monty is up, and he hoists Ragdoll like a great club, battering Monty across the back of the skull. Monty wobbles, eyes rolling up into his head just as JC hits Solitaire Unraveling on Jacky!
JC drops to cover Ragdoll as Monty falls facefirst… onto Knox!!
1…. 2…. 3!! Here we go again!
No! Daedalus comes out to toss out the result and declare all four of them the Cooperative Champions! This is unprecedented! Their first defense will be at Massive Melee, in a four on four Cooperative Match against Donovan Hastings, Ezra Wolf, Zane Scott and Alan Wallace!!! The four-person team that wins at MM will determine the future fate of the Cooperative Championships and the Division amongst themselves!
Winners: The Suplex Cops & Tragedia dell’Arte
Time: 13:25
Konrad begins with a charging swing of his flanged mace. Lucy ducks and catches him in the back of his head with a flipping kick. It staggers him and he drops the mace. She dropkicks him and knocks him through the top and middle rope to the floor. Konrad stands up only to be taken back down by a plancha that sends him back first into the announcers table. She grabs a ring camera and plants it upside his head, keeping him down, then batters him with it until she angrily desposes of it. Konrad takes all of it with a smile and demands more of her. She happily obliges, wrapping the camera cord around his neck and brutally choking him with it. Jay makes a kink joke because he’s Jay, while Vinegar comments on her ferocity.
Konrad somehow pulls himself to his feet with Lucy on his back, turns around and runs her into the ring post. She doesn’t break her hold, so it does it again, and a third time until she finally lets up, landing butt down on the apron. Konrad frees himself of the cord and whips Lucy across the face with it. He keeps trying to whip her with it, but she manages to block most of it, causing angry looking welts on her arms. He lashes out to whip her, but instead of hitting her, drives a kick into her face when she puts her hands up, then ties her hands together, loops it around her neck and steps from the apron, hanging her over his back. She kicks wildly, trying to get her feet onto the apron. Konrad steps away from it and swings her back and forth a few times before he viciously bounces her off of the ring post.
He goes under the ring, pulls out a chair and waffles her over the head with it. She slumps over and he warps it over her before throwing it away. He pulls her up and drops her face first into the announcers table. She comes up with a bloody smile on her face and spits a blob of bloody spit into his face. He rears back to kick her, but she springs forward, catching him by surprise as she headbutts him in the groin. He doubles over and she shoots up, driving the top of her head into his chin, sending him to the floor. She gets he hands untied and whips him in the groin, then goes under the ring, pulling out a staple gun. She walks over and staples him in the crotch, drawing at least winces from the croed, and at least a few pained screams, most of all from Konrad. He reaches forward to protect it and she intercepts him with a staple to the forehead. He rears back and she rears forward and staples him in the forehead again. Instead of rearing away, he grabs her arm and presses the staple gun against his head, daring her to do it agian.
So she does.
Now they’re both a bloody mess.
She goes to staple him again, but he leaps on her and chomps down on the side of her face. She rears back screaming as he pulls a kendo stick from under the ring and hits her upside the head with it. She weebles and wobbles, but doesn’t go down. So he hits her again. And again. And again. Soon enough he’s hit her so much that the kendo stick snaps and Lucy is left as a bloody heap on the floor. Konrad kneels down above her, grinding the broken kendo stick into her face and opening the wounds on her head up even further. He throws it away and pulls her into a vicious short-armed lariat that appears to leave her out on the floor. Instead of going for the pin, he retrieves a table from under the ring, anchors it between the apron and the railing, then sets Lucy on it. He grabs a chair and gives her a whack for good measure, then lays it on top of her before he ascends the turmbuckle. He puts her through it with a shooting star press. He pulls her up and laughs in her face, then throws her into the ring barrier before he goes to set up another table.
He sets up two and drags Lucy back into the ring, then drops her onto it. He gets up on the turnbuckle but she suddenly pops up and lashes out, kicking him square in the throat, when sends him tumbling back into the ring. She bends over the tables on her hands and knees, smiling maliciously when something suddenly pops up on the apron next to her.
It’s El Silbon!!
The masked creature grabs her around the throat, then delivers a rapid punch to her stomach, knocking the wind from her. It hauls her up, pulling itself up onto the second turnbuckle and hoists her high overhead.
Chokeslam through the tables!!
She crashes to the ground hard, laying in the stack of shattered wood. The masked being drops from the apron to the floor and pulls her up, setting her up for what looks like “The Call of Cthulhu” when the crowd suddenly explodes as Sebastian comes running down the ramp. El Silbon drops Lucy’s prone body to the floor as its loud whistle fills the air and the lights go out. The loud, mournful, and discordant whistle fills the arena until it suddenly stops. The lights come back up and the monster is nowhere to be found. Seb looks around, cleary angry at this, but backs off as both wrestlers begin to stir.
Konrad slides from the ring and immediately runs at Lucy, spearing her into the ringside barrier. He drags her over to the apron. He pulls out another table, then proceeds to douse it and light it on fire. He pulls Lucy up for “The Flaming Driver.” He glares at Seb, who’s taken a step forward, then leaps from the apron so that both of them seem to be hovering over the flaming table.
Somehow Lucy twists out of the move in mid air!
“Wylde Liberation” through the flaming table!
Lucy drops onto the covulsing Konrad
One!
Two!!
Kickout!!
Lucy pounds the floor in frustration but stands up and drags herself into the ring and up the turnbuckle. She looks down at the still twitching Konrad, gives him the double bird, then leaps!
“Calamity From the Skies!”
Lucy crashes into Konrad and just lays across him, too exhausted to move. Mercifully for her, Hazel counts the three count and the new Chaos Champion is crowned!
Winner: Lucy Wylde
Time: 25:56
End Show
Championship Roll Call:
World Heavyweight Champion: Sebastian Everett-Bryce
- Next Defense: Massive Melee vs Larry Tact
Cross-Hemisphere Champion: Zane Scott
- Next Defense: TONIGHT vs Phrixus Deimos
Cooperative Champions: JC and Ragdoll
- Next Defense: TBD vs TBD
Chaos Champion: Vacant
- Next Defense:TONIGHT - Konrad Raab vs Lucy Wylde
Conquest Champion: Donovan Hastings
- Next Defense: TONIGHT vs Ezra Wolf
Keys to the Kingdom:
Keeper of the Global Challenge Key: Zane Scott
Keeper of the Survival of the Fittest Tournament Key: Matt Knox
Keeper of the Battleground Key: Dave Rydell
Keeper of the Massive Melee Key: TBD on October 2
Cross-Hemisphere Championship Zane Scott vs Phrixus Deimos
[/center]Zane and Deimos lock up and grapple for position. They stagger about the ring in grapple and stumble into the ropes, and Zane whips Deimos across the ring. Zane sets up a back body drop, but Deimos rolls over him and bounces off the ropes again, knocking Zane down with a spinning wheel kick. Zane gets right up, and Deimos whips him off the ropes and into a spear. Deimos covers, but Zane kicks out at one. Deimos pulls Zane up and whips him off the ropes again, but telegraphs a back body drop and Zane counters by grabbing him in a gutwrench and spinning into a slam. Deimos staggers to his feet, and Zane catches him in a waistlock and executes a German suplex. Zane bounces off the ropes as Deimos is getting up and hits a running DDT, then covers again, with Deimos kicking out at two.
Zane pulls up Deimos and goes to whip him across the ring, but Deimos reverses it and pulls Zane back into an overhead belly to belly suplex, and both men are down! The referee starts the ten count, and at six Deimos slowly rolls over and lays his arm over Zane, but Zane shoves the arm off. Both men stagger to their feet and Zane swings for a clothesline, but Deimos ducks and hits a DDT before covering for a two count.
Zane slowly gets up, and Deimos bounces off the ropes and goes for a dropkick, but Zane pulls out of the way. Zane pulls Deimos up and whips him off the ropes, catching him on the return with Leveling the Cypress! Zane lays Deimos across the turnbuckle before delivering a series of repeated elbow strikes. He lifts Deimos off the turnbuckle, but Deimos quickly swings his legs around and takes Zane down with a hurricarana. Deimos kips back up, but Zane springs to his feet and lifts him into Exiled and Erased! Zane covers, but Deimos gets the shoulder up at two!
Zane starts to pull Deimos up, but Deimos elbows him away. Zane staggers, and Deimos kicks him in the chest and hits a snap DDT. He goes to the top rope and signals for the Meteor Press. Deimos steadies himself, then leaps, but Zane rolls out of the way and Deimos crashes into the mat. Zane gets up and waits behind Deimos, and Deimos slowly staggers up. Zane scoops him for In Cold Blood, but Deimos floats out, then grabs Zane and hits the Numbing! Deimos covers, one, two, thr—NO! Zane got his foot on the bottom rope!
Deimos argues with the referee, but Chartreuse confirms that Zane did indeed get his foot on the rope in time. Deimos goes back and pulls Zane up, then whips him across the ring, but Zane launches himself off the ropes and hits a flying forearm. Zane pulls Deimos up and shoves him into the corner, then tears into him with a series of punches. Zane whips Deimos to the opposite corner and gives chase, but Deimos lifts himself up and over Zane, and the champion crashes into the corner. Deimos backs off as Zane staggers out, and Deimos goes again for the Numbing, but Zane elbows him away, before grabbing Deimos for the Purge! Zane covers, and that gets the three!
Winner: Zane Scott
Time: 10:13
~Commercial Break~
Conquest Championship Match: Donovan Hastings vs Ezra Wolf
The opening bell sounds and the two lock up. Ezra coming in hot with kicks and strikes, catching the Conquest Champion off guard. Donovan is in defense mode as he tries to block the knees and shin strikes. Donovan is staggered into the corner as Ezra jumps and mounts him, hitting a number of mounted punches. Ezra backs down before he gets counted to a DQ. Donovan staggers out into a powerslam. Ezra covers and gets a 2 count.
Ezra pulls Donovan up and hits a spinning back fist but Donovan blocks it and shoves Ezra forward. As Ezra turns, bam, right into a running shoulder block. Donovan pulls Ezra up and wrenches the arm. He gets behind him and gets Ezra in a hammerlock. Ezra tries to break out but Donovan releases and hits a jab that staggers the challenger. Donovan grabs Ezra for a suplex but holds him up, stalling a moment. After the stalling suplex. Donovan drops down for an arm bar but Ezra squirms out and gets distance.
The two clash again in the middle of the ring with Ezra getting the upperhand and securing Donovan’s arm. He quickly twists the Champion up and gets him down in an armbar of his own, but Donovan is so close to the ropes, it’s broken instantly. Ezra pulls him up and goes for a knee strike. Dodges by Donovan. Donovan grabs him for a roll up but Ezra rolls through. He rushes back to Donovan for a running knee strike but Donovan dodges again! Donovan spins and grabs Ezra from behind for a reverse neckbreaker! He drops down. Hands of Fate!
After what seems like 5 minutes (really like 45 seconds) in the hold, Ezra is able to reach the ropes and Donovan breaks it. He gets up but only to be tripped by an in pain Ezra. Ezra shakes his arm out and goes back to work. Suplex to Donovan! He sets Donovan up and goes for the Blind Spot! Donovan slumps over, causing Ezra to miss it. Donovan; playing possum; swiftly jumps up and grabs Ezra for Destiny’s Call!
Ezra floats over the back and Donovan spins. KICKIN’ IT OLD SCHOOL! Ezra climbs to the top rope and leaps! GRAVITY FALLS! He covers Donovan for the 3 count, and is the new Conquest Champion!
Winner: Ezra Wolf
Time: 9:48
~Commercial Break~
Cooperative Match Larry Tact and Sebastian Everett-Bryce vs Dave Rydell and Travis Pierce
The bell sounds and Larry starts things off with Travis. They lock up and enter into some chain wrestling while Dave talks trash from the apron. Sebastian, stands there watching the action in the ring. Larry gets behind Travis for a back suplex. A quick cover, but only 1. Travis gets up but clotheslined back down. Larry, looking to end it fast, covers again, but only 1. He pulls Travis up and tags in SEB. They both whip him across the ring and Dave blind tags in. On the rebound, they hit a double back body drop on Travis. He rolls out of the ring. Dave comes in and clobbers Larry from behind but SEB kicks Dave right in the gut. Suplex to Rydell. Cover, but only 1.
SEB sends Dave into the corner and follows up with a clothesline. Travis and Larry are back on their own aprons. SEB sends Dave into another corner, and follows up with a body splash. Dave staggers out into a belly to belly suplex from the World Champion. SEB goes for the cover and, again, gets a 1 count, almost 2 this time. He pulls Dave up but Dave small packages him, for barely a 1 count. Both men get up and lock up. Dave gets behind SEB and goes for a back suplex of his own but SEB floats out. He is now behind Dave, thinking about a German suplex. Dave elbows away. He rushes at SEB but SEB ducks a clothesline. Dave hits the ropes and comes back for a spear but SEB dodges.
Travis blind tags in and when Dave goes to attack SEB, he comes in. SEB hurls Dave over the top rope but he lands on the apron. Travis gets behind SEB and rolls him up! Quick 2 count. Dave heads back over to his corner and back to the apron. SEB is up and goes to grab Travis. Travis slinks around behind him and hits the back of the leg. He grabs the ankle and locks in an ankle lock! SEB screams out as the hold gets more intense. Travis figure fours SEB’s leg and pulls back on the ankle. Larry enters the ring but is cut off by Dave! SEB is able to finally reach the ropes while Dave and Larry fight it out in the ring, spilling to ringside. Eventually they break it up and go back to their corners.
Travis grabs SEB and goes for a suplex. Counter by SEB. Re-Counter by Travis! They both block each others attempts at a suplex! SEB is able to wrestle Travis to the mat but Travis makes his way out and leaps, tagging in Dave, who had his hand out. Commentary notes that Dave and Travis aren’t bickering as much and actually working together. SEB tags in Larry and both Dave and Larry clash mid ring. Fists and kicks from both of them. Larry gets the upper hand and hits a powerslam on Dave mid ring. Cover, but only 2. Larry pulls Dave up and gets him in an abdominal stretch. Dave, screaming out, is reaching for the ropes but can’t get them. Somehow though, his fingertips reach Travis’ hand and it counts as a tag! Larry doesn’t see it though!
Travis sneaks in behind Larry, clubs him from behind to break the hold, and hits The Breakdown!!! He covers but gets 2.5! Travis pulls Larry up and sends him off the ropes. Blind tag from SEB. Nobody saw it but the referee. Dave has rolled to the outside. Larry rebounds and gets hit with The Truth Hurts! Travis goes to drag Larry to the middle of the ring but the ref tells him he isn’t legal. Travis continues to argue but gets rolled up! He kicks out but just a millisecond after the ref counts 3!
Winner: Sebastian Everett Bryce and Larry Tact
Time: 14:01
~Commercial Break~
Fatal Fourway - Winner Becomes Cooperative Champion With Partner of Their Choice 'The Bogeyman' JC vs Jaclyn Pierrot vs Matt Knox vs Montague Cervantes
Monty lands a knife-edged chop on Knox's chest, while Ragdoll delivers a flying knee to JC's face. JC retaliates with a dragon screw on Ragdoll, while Knox executes a snap suplex on Monty. Ragdoll quickly recovers and hits JC with a switchblade kick, staggering him into the corner. Monty targets Knox with a wristlock suplex.
They’re off to a dead heat during the first part of the match, no one standing out ahead so far, but alliances couldn’t be clearer.
JC and Knox regain their composure and work together momentarily, executing a double suplex on Monty. Ragdoll leaps off the top rope with a spinning back heel kick, catching Knox by surprise. JC, on the other hand, counters Monty's sudden uppercut with a knee trembler, sending Monty reeling. JC manages to recover and locks Ragdoll in a triangle choke, while Knox takes Monty down with a German suplex.
JC lifts Ragdoll up in the choke and slams her down hard on his knee. She yelps as he lets go, grabbing her back wincing as she scrambles out of the ring. She spies Monty’s cane propped up against the ring steps and uses it to get to her feet, wobbling. Heroically, she uses the oversized cane to force herself to climb back up into the ring, hunched over but determined.
In the ring, the Suplex Cops are working Monty over in the corner, but Jacky comes running at them brandishing the cane! It was all an act! Knox and JC spin around at the crowd’s reaction, and she instantly drops back into a hunch, planting the cane as if her life depends on it.
Annoyed, JC stomps the cane, breaking it in half. Before Ragdoll can faceplant, JC scoops her up.
Across the ring, Monty springs to life, hitting an STL on Knox! JC only just now notices that Monty is up, and he hoists Ragdoll like a great club, battering Monty across the back of the skull. Monty wobbles, eyes rolling up into his head just as JC hits Solitaire Unraveling on Jacky!
JC drops to cover Ragdoll as Monty falls facefirst… onto Knox!!
1…. 2…. 3!! Here we go again!
No! Daedalus comes out to toss out the result and declare all four of them the Cooperative Champions! This is unprecedented! Their first defense will be at Massive Melee, in a four on four Cooperative Match against Donovan Hastings, Ezra Wolf, Zane Scott and Alan Wallace!!! The four-person team that wins at MM will determine the future fate of the Cooperative Championships and the Division amongst themselves!
Winners: The Suplex Cops & Tragedia dell’Arte
Time: 13:25
~Commercial Break~
Chaos Championship Match: Konrad Raab vs Lucy Wylde
Konrad begins with a charging swing of his flanged mace. Lucy ducks and catches him in the back of his head with a flipping kick. It staggers him and he drops the mace. She dropkicks him and knocks him through the top and middle rope to the floor. Konrad stands up only to be taken back down by a plancha that sends him back first into the announcers table. She grabs a ring camera and plants it upside his head, keeping him down, then batters him with it until she angrily desposes of it. Konrad takes all of it with a smile and demands more of her. She happily obliges, wrapping the camera cord around his neck and brutally choking him with it. Jay makes a kink joke because he’s Jay, while Vinegar comments on her ferocity.
Konrad somehow pulls himself to his feet with Lucy on his back, turns around and runs her into the ring post. She doesn’t break her hold, so it does it again, and a third time until she finally lets up, landing butt down on the apron. Konrad frees himself of the cord and whips Lucy across the face with it. He keeps trying to whip her with it, but she manages to block most of it, causing angry looking welts on her arms. He lashes out to whip her, but instead of hitting her, drives a kick into her face when she puts her hands up, then ties her hands together, loops it around her neck and steps from the apron, hanging her over his back. She kicks wildly, trying to get her feet onto the apron. Konrad steps away from it and swings her back and forth a few times before he viciously bounces her off of the ring post.
He goes under the ring, pulls out a chair and waffles her over the head with it. She slumps over and he warps it over her before throwing it away. He pulls her up and drops her face first into the announcers table. She comes up with a bloody smile on her face and spits a blob of bloody spit into his face. He rears back to kick her, but she springs forward, catching him by surprise as she headbutts him in the groin. He doubles over and she shoots up, driving the top of her head into his chin, sending him to the floor. She gets he hands untied and whips him in the groin, then goes under the ring, pulling out a staple gun. She walks over and staples him in the crotch, drawing at least winces from the croed, and at least a few pained screams, most of all from Konrad. He reaches forward to protect it and she intercepts him with a staple to the forehead. He rears back and she rears forward and staples him in the forehead again. Instead of rearing away, he grabs her arm and presses the staple gun against his head, daring her to do it agian.
So she does.
Now they’re both a bloody mess.
She goes to staple him again, but he leaps on her and chomps down on the side of her face. She rears back screaming as he pulls a kendo stick from under the ring and hits her upside the head with it. She weebles and wobbles, but doesn’t go down. So he hits her again. And again. And again. Soon enough he’s hit her so much that the kendo stick snaps and Lucy is left as a bloody heap on the floor. Konrad kneels down above her, grinding the broken kendo stick into her face and opening the wounds on her head up even further. He throws it away and pulls her into a vicious short-armed lariat that appears to leave her out on the floor. Instead of going for the pin, he retrieves a table from under the ring, anchors it between the apron and the railing, then sets Lucy on it. He grabs a chair and gives her a whack for good measure, then lays it on top of her before he ascends the turmbuckle. He puts her through it with a shooting star press. He pulls her up and laughs in her face, then throws her into the ring barrier before he goes to set up another table.
He sets up two and drags Lucy back into the ring, then drops her onto it. He gets up on the turnbuckle but she suddenly pops up and lashes out, kicking him square in the throat, when sends him tumbling back into the ring. She bends over the tables on her hands and knees, smiling maliciously when something suddenly pops up on the apron next to her.
It’s El Silbon!!
The masked creature grabs her around the throat, then delivers a rapid punch to her stomach, knocking the wind from her. It hauls her up, pulling itself up onto the second turnbuckle and hoists her high overhead.
Chokeslam through the tables!!
She crashes to the ground hard, laying in the stack of shattered wood. The masked being drops from the apron to the floor and pulls her up, setting her up for what looks like “The Call of Cthulhu” when the crowd suddenly explodes as Sebastian comes running down the ramp. El Silbon drops Lucy’s prone body to the floor as its loud whistle fills the air and the lights go out. The loud, mournful, and discordant whistle fills the arena until it suddenly stops. The lights come back up and the monster is nowhere to be found. Seb looks around, cleary angry at this, but backs off as both wrestlers begin to stir.
Konrad slides from the ring and immediately runs at Lucy, spearing her into the ringside barrier. He drags her over to the apron. He pulls out another table, then proceeds to douse it and light it on fire. He pulls Lucy up for “The Flaming Driver.” He glares at Seb, who’s taken a step forward, then leaps from the apron so that both of them seem to be hovering over the flaming table.
Somehow Lucy twists out of the move in mid air!
“Wylde Liberation” through the flaming table!
Lucy drops onto the covulsing Konrad
One!
Two!!
Kickout!!
Lucy pounds the floor in frustration but stands up and drags herself into the ring and up the turnbuckle. She looks down at the still twitching Konrad, gives him the double bird, then leaps!
“Calamity From the Skies!”
Lucy crashes into Konrad and just lays across him, too exhausted to move. Mercifully for her, Hazel counts the three count and the new Chaos Champion is crowned!
Winner: Lucy Wylde
Time: 25:56
End Show