Post by UGWC Staff on Sept 25, 2023 21:24:14 GMT -5
Welcome to GlobalTrollz LIVE Synergy Coverage for September 25th, 2023!
Championship Roll Call:
World Heavyweight Champion: Sebastian Everett-Bryce
Next Defense: Massive Melee vs Larry Tact
Cross-Hemisphere Champion: Zane Scott
Next Defense: TBD vs TBD
Cooperative Champions: JC, Ragdoll, Matt Knox, and Montague Cervantes
Next Defense: Massive Melee vs Donovan Hastings, Ezra Wolf, Zane Scott, and Alan Wallace
Chaos Champion: Lucy Wylde
Next Defense:TBD
Conquest Champion: Ezra Wolf
Next Defense: TONIGHT vs Alan Wallace
Keys to the Kingdom:
Keeper of the Global Challenge Key: Zane Scott
Keeper of the Survival of the Fittest Tournament Key: Matt Knox
Keeper of the Battleground Key: Dave Rydell
Keeper of the Massive Melee Key: TBD on October 2
This is a reunion of former Cooperative Champions, as Hastings and Zane were once known as Pain and Paradox. Commentary reminds us that Hastings and Zane will team together with Ezra and Vain next week at the Massive Melee in an eight person cooperative match against the Suplex Cops and Tragedia del’Arte, with the winning team determining the future of the Cooperative Titles.
Hastings wants Zane to start, but Zane is intimately familiar with his bullshit and tells him to start instead. Hastings wants to go Rock, Paper, Scissors, but Zane rolls his eyes and steps out to the apron.
Knox and Hastings start the match, and they circle the ring until Ragdoll hangs upside down over the ropes and makes faces at Hastings, causing him to hesitate when he spots her and leaving himself open to a roundhouse kick from Knox. Muay thai plum and knee combination softens Hastings up before Knox drops him with a double arm DDT, but Hastings kicks out after a one and a half count. Hastings sent into the corner before Knox makes a tag to Ragdoll, and she slingshots over the ropes, holding onto the top rope to swing her knee into Hastings. She stomps him down before tagging back out.
Knox and Ragdoll work surprisingly well together, isolating Hastings from his partner and working him over with a series of rapid tags. With Knox back in the ring, he brings Hastings towards the center and lifts him into position for Into the Void, but Hastings floats off the back and shoves him away, catching Knox on the return with a high knee. Both are down, but Hastings rolls towards his corner and makes the tag to Zane.
Zane rushes into the ring and knocks Knox down with a forearm before turning and knocking Ragdoll off the apron with a two-handed sledge strike. Zane turns his attention back to Knox and drops him onto the ropes with a stun gun, before drilling him with a stiff lariat. Zane starts to go for the cover, but stops as Ragdoll slides into the ring, standing and staring at her and she smiles and waves before heading back to the corner. Zane turns his attention back to Knox, starting to pull him up, but Knox fights back with some forearm shots, before getting a running start that leads to a double clothesline, and both men are down.
Knox manages to get to his corner and make the tag, and Ragdoll rushes in to attack, but Zane catches her arm and wrests her into a hammerlock, before delivering the Purge! Zane covers, but Knox breaks it up. Knox starts to head back to his corner, but Zane springs to his feet and clobbers him with a forearm shot to the head from behind. Zane makes a tag to Hastings, then charges and clotheslines Knox over the top rope, with both spilling to ringside. Hastings goes to pull up Ragdoll, but she surprises him with the Ol’ Dick Twist! Sam Green was distracted by the Knox and Zane scuffle and didn’t see it! Ragdoll connects with the Punchline as Green turns back around, and she covers and gets the three!
Winners: Matt Knox and Ragdoll
Time: 8:29
The match begins slowly, almost gingerly as the two men circle each other before they trade a series of armdrags that leave them facing each other, each on a knee. The stand up, each nodding at the other, then lock up. They push each other around the ring for a couple of minutes before Ezra gains the advantage by elbowing Wallace in the ribs, doubling him over. He drops Wallace with a DDT, then pulls him up and drops him into a ribbreaker that leaves him writhing. Wolf keeps the pressure on suplexing him down into that side a few times, then pulls him up and drops him ribs first across the top rope. Wallace bounces off and rolls over it, landing hard on the floor. Ezra grabs the top rope and shoots over it, landing a vicious elbow shot on the still grounded Wallace. He pulls him up and rolls him back into the ring, then slides in after him. He leaps onto Wallce for the pin, but finds himself in a surprise roll up that almost catches him before he kicks out after a long two!
Ezra launches “Kickin it Old School,” but Vain catches him, lifts him up and drives him into the canvas with a massive slam. He pulls Ezra up and drills him into the mat with a massive piledriver, then pulls him up into a DDT, followed by a spinning neckbreaker. He rolls Ezra over and then springs off of the ropes, dropping an elbow into the back of Ezra’s neck. He rolls him over, but only gets a one count. Wallace continues his assault with a flying elbow drop and middle rope knee drop. He goes for the pin and Ezra kicks out at two again. He backs up a couple of steps, waits for Ezra to stand up and drives his face into the canvas with a Fameasser. He pulls Ezra up and whips him into the ropes, leaps up and catches him with the “Curtain Call.” Ezra once again kicks out at two! Wallace looks dumbfounded! He climbs up the top rope and waits for Ezra to get back to his feet then leaps!
Money Maker!
NO! Ezra somehow catches it and rolls Wallace into a three count before he can react! He rolls out of the ring to the ramp and holds up the Conquest Championship as Wallace kneels in the middle of the ring, still absolutely surprised by what’s happened!
Winner: Ezra Wolf
Time: 8:55
Segment Time, Segment Time, doot doot doot doot, Segment Time!
Monty's decision to abandon JC leaves him to fend for himself against Seb and Lucy. Tact confers with the three of them, and it’s obvious that JC is insisting on starting the match.
We kick off with JC delivering a dragon screw and guillotine choke to Seb to control the start of the match. Lucy tags in and applies the anaconda vice. JC powers out easily, but she immediately throws on a dragon sleeper with body scissors. When JC finally gets a hand on the rope, the Chaos Champ immediately tags back out.
Seb flows easily into his suplex arsenal, pulling them off alphabetically; Arm drag suplex, Butterfly suplex, Capture suplex, Drop suplex, Exploder… you get the idea. Lucy and Seb keep up these quick tags as JC begins to struggle. The matchwriter feels that Mike is clever enough to take up this ABC gimmick and run with it.
Quick thinking, JC throws an elbow wildly before Lucy can tag out, and he knocks Seb off the apron. He seizes on Lucy’s surprise, hitting her with a massive spear. Now it’s The Bogeyman’s turn to showcase his suplex talents, but he doesn’t bother with the ABCs. Sorry.
It’s looking like JC might actually triumph against the combined skill and talent of Seb and Lucy. Lucy's scissored armbar was ineffective at holding him down, and now he’s bouncing her head off the turnbuckle. Dazed, she never sees the Epiphany, or The Beginning of the End.
Lucky for her, JC doesn’t see Seb suicide dive into him, breaking the hold. Seb and Lucy do the proper tagging thing, before Seb turns around and hits a big DDT. Lucy pulls herself up enough to deliver a Fury Brand, then steps back to their corner as the World Champ sets up for the Stamford Bridge!
But just as victory seems certain, the unexpected happens. Accompanied by the actual sound of a slide-whistle, an impossibly long shepherd’s crook appears from inside the crowd. It quickly slides into the ring and hooks one of Seb’s ankles. The slide-whistle pitches up suddenly as the hook yanks Seb out of the bridge and off of the pin.
Lucy sees that Tact isn’t going to do anything about it, so she decides to deal with the shenanigans herself. She drops from the apron and stalks over to grab the crook. She’s pulling on it and shaking it up and down as the match continues behind her.
Monty appears from the opposite side of the ring, sliding in to catch an unsuspecting Seb with a wind-up haymaker and a Lament for a Toy Factory! With Monty's assistance, JC manages to mount a comeback, hitting a fallaway powerbomb on Seb, followed by a Schism. Monty ducks away, escaping through the crowd once more.
Tact drops to count, and awards the win to JC!!
Lucy gives the crook a mighty yank, and Montague, in a completely different outfit, springs up to light on the security barrier. He tips his hat just as the bell sounds, and then bows as Lucy and JC both glare daggers at him for these shenanigans.
Winners: JC and Montague Cervantes
Time: 11:38
End Show
Championship Roll Call:
World Heavyweight Champion: Sebastian Everett-Bryce
Next Defense: Massive Melee vs Larry Tact
Cross-Hemisphere Champion: Zane Scott
Next Defense: TBD vs TBD
Cooperative Champions: JC, Ragdoll, Matt Knox, and Montague Cervantes
Next Defense: Massive Melee vs Donovan Hastings, Ezra Wolf, Zane Scott, and Alan Wallace
Chaos Champion: Lucy Wylde
Next Defense:TBD
Conquest Champion: Ezra Wolf
Next Defense: TONIGHT vs Alan Wallace
Keys to the Kingdom:
Keeper of the Global Challenge Key: Zane Scott
Keeper of the Survival of the Fittest Tournament Key: Matt Knox
Keeper of the Battleground Key: Dave Rydell
Keeper of the Massive Melee Key: TBD on October 2
Cooperative Match: Donovan Hastings and Zane Scott vs Matt Knox and Ragdoll
This is a reunion of former Cooperative Champions, as Hastings and Zane were once known as Pain and Paradox. Commentary reminds us that Hastings and Zane will team together with Ezra and Vain next week at the Massive Melee in an eight person cooperative match against the Suplex Cops and Tragedia del’Arte, with the winning team determining the future of the Cooperative Titles.
Hastings wants Zane to start, but Zane is intimately familiar with his bullshit and tells him to start instead. Hastings wants to go Rock, Paper, Scissors, but Zane rolls his eyes and steps out to the apron.
Knox and Hastings start the match, and they circle the ring until Ragdoll hangs upside down over the ropes and makes faces at Hastings, causing him to hesitate when he spots her and leaving himself open to a roundhouse kick from Knox. Muay thai plum and knee combination softens Hastings up before Knox drops him with a double arm DDT, but Hastings kicks out after a one and a half count. Hastings sent into the corner before Knox makes a tag to Ragdoll, and she slingshots over the ropes, holding onto the top rope to swing her knee into Hastings. She stomps him down before tagging back out.
Knox and Ragdoll work surprisingly well together, isolating Hastings from his partner and working him over with a series of rapid tags. With Knox back in the ring, he brings Hastings towards the center and lifts him into position for Into the Void, but Hastings floats off the back and shoves him away, catching Knox on the return with a high knee. Both are down, but Hastings rolls towards his corner and makes the tag to Zane.
Zane rushes into the ring and knocks Knox down with a forearm before turning and knocking Ragdoll off the apron with a two-handed sledge strike. Zane turns his attention back to Knox and drops him onto the ropes with a stun gun, before drilling him with a stiff lariat. Zane starts to go for the cover, but stops as Ragdoll slides into the ring, standing and staring at her and she smiles and waves before heading back to the corner. Zane turns his attention back to Knox, starting to pull him up, but Knox fights back with some forearm shots, before getting a running start that leads to a double clothesline, and both men are down.
Knox manages to get to his corner and make the tag, and Ragdoll rushes in to attack, but Zane catches her arm and wrests her into a hammerlock, before delivering the Purge! Zane covers, but Knox breaks it up. Knox starts to head back to his corner, but Zane springs to his feet and clobbers him with a forearm shot to the head from behind. Zane makes a tag to Hastings, then charges and clotheslines Knox over the top rope, with both spilling to ringside. Hastings goes to pull up Ragdoll, but she surprises him with the Ol’ Dick Twist! Sam Green was distracted by the Knox and Zane scuffle and didn’t see it! Ragdoll connects with the Punchline as Green turns back around, and she covers and gets the three!
Winners: Matt Knox and Ragdoll
Time: 8:29
~Commercial Break~
Conquest Championship: Ezra Wolf vs Alan Wallace
The match begins slowly, almost gingerly as the two men circle each other before they trade a series of armdrags that leave them facing each other, each on a knee. The stand up, each nodding at the other, then lock up. They push each other around the ring for a couple of minutes before Ezra gains the advantage by elbowing Wallace in the ribs, doubling him over. He drops Wallace with a DDT, then pulls him up and drops him into a ribbreaker that leaves him writhing. Wolf keeps the pressure on suplexing him down into that side a few times, then pulls him up and drops him ribs first across the top rope. Wallace bounces off and rolls over it, landing hard on the floor. Ezra grabs the top rope and shoots over it, landing a vicious elbow shot on the still grounded Wallace. He pulls him up and rolls him back into the ring, then slides in after him. He leaps onto Wallce for the pin, but finds himself in a surprise roll up that almost catches him before he kicks out after a long two!
Ezra launches “Kickin it Old School,” but Vain catches him, lifts him up and drives him into the canvas with a massive slam. He pulls Ezra up and drills him into the mat with a massive piledriver, then pulls him up into a DDT, followed by a spinning neckbreaker. He rolls Ezra over and then springs off of the ropes, dropping an elbow into the back of Ezra’s neck. He rolls him over, but only gets a one count. Wallace continues his assault with a flying elbow drop and middle rope knee drop. He goes for the pin and Ezra kicks out at two again. He backs up a couple of steps, waits for Ezra to stand up and drives his face into the canvas with a Fameasser. He pulls Ezra up and whips him into the ropes, leaps up and catches him with the “Curtain Call.” Ezra once again kicks out at two! Wallace looks dumbfounded! He climbs up the top rope and waits for Ezra to get back to his feet then leaps!
Money Maker!
NO! Ezra somehow catches it and rolls Wallace into a three count before he can react! He rolls out of the ring to the ramp and holds up the Conquest Championship as Wallace kneels in the middle of the ring, still absolutely surprised by what’s happened!
Winner: Ezra Wolf
Time: 8:55
Segment Time, Segment Time, doot doot doot doot, Segment Time!
~Commercial Break~
Cooperative Match: Lucy Wylde and Sebastian Everett-Bryce vs
'The Bogeyman' JC and Montague Cervantes
'The Bogeyman' JC and Montague Cervantes
Monty's decision to abandon JC leaves him to fend for himself against Seb and Lucy. Tact confers with the three of them, and it’s obvious that JC is insisting on starting the match.
We kick off with JC delivering a dragon screw and guillotine choke to Seb to control the start of the match. Lucy tags in and applies the anaconda vice. JC powers out easily, but she immediately throws on a dragon sleeper with body scissors. When JC finally gets a hand on the rope, the Chaos Champ immediately tags back out.
Seb flows easily into his suplex arsenal, pulling them off alphabetically; Arm drag suplex, Butterfly suplex, Capture suplex, Drop suplex, Exploder… you get the idea. Lucy and Seb keep up these quick tags as JC begins to struggle. The matchwriter feels that Mike is clever enough to take up this ABC gimmick and run with it.
Quick thinking, JC throws an elbow wildly before Lucy can tag out, and he knocks Seb off the apron. He seizes on Lucy’s surprise, hitting her with a massive spear. Now it’s The Bogeyman’s turn to showcase his suplex talents, but he doesn’t bother with the ABCs. Sorry.
It’s looking like JC might actually triumph against the combined skill and talent of Seb and Lucy. Lucy's scissored armbar was ineffective at holding him down, and now he’s bouncing her head off the turnbuckle. Dazed, she never sees the Epiphany, or The Beginning of the End.
Lucky for her, JC doesn’t see Seb suicide dive into him, breaking the hold. Seb and Lucy do the proper tagging thing, before Seb turns around and hits a big DDT. Lucy pulls herself up enough to deliver a Fury Brand, then steps back to their corner as the World Champ sets up for the Stamford Bridge!
But just as victory seems certain, the unexpected happens. Accompanied by the actual sound of a slide-whistle, an impossibly long shepherd’s crook appears from inside the crowd. It quickly slides into the ring and hooks one of Seb’s ankles. The slide-whistle pitches up suddenly as the hook yanks Seb out of the bridge and off of the pin.
Lucy sees that Tact isn’t going to do anything about it, so she decides to deal with the shenanigans herself. She drops from the apron and stalks over to grab the crook. She’s pulling on it and shaking it up and down as the match continues behind her.
Monty appears from the opposite side of the ring, sliding in to catch an unsuspecting Seb with a wind-up haymaker and a Lament for a Toy Factory! With Monty's assistance, JC manages to mount a comeback, hitting a fallaway powerbomb on Seb, followed by a Schism. Monty ducks away, escaping through the crowd once more.
Tact drops to count, and awards the win to JC!!
Lucy gives the crook a mighty yank, and Montague, in a completely different outfit, springs up to light on the security barrier. He tips his hat just as the bell sounds, and then bows as Lucy and JC both glare daggers at him for these shenanigans.
Winners: JC and Montague Cervantes
Time: 11:38
End Show