Synergy #6 Results - May 24th 2010

[T-Robosaurus Rex]

Vinegar: Welcome, ladies and gentlemen, to UGWC Synergy!

Covert Jay: Huttah!

Vinegar: We are on the road to Revolution, coming to you live in just three weeks, and featuring a blockbuster triple threat main event for the World Heavyweight Championship, but tonight begins the Kiseragi Invitational Tournament to determine the challenger at Revolution for the Cross-Hemisphere Championship!

Lieberjosch: Smart money is on everybody that no-showed having no chance to win.

Vinegar: That will be a little later in the evening, but it’s time now for our opening contest.

“Cochise” begins to play, and Travis Roberts emerges from the curtain with his arms spread wide open to the crowd.

Mitchell: The following contest is scheduled for one fall! Introducing first, currently residing in Los Angeles, California, weighing in at 220lbs, the Blessed One, TRAVIS ROBBBBBERRRRRTTTSSSSSSSSS!!!

Vinegar: It is extremely rare and I would have to say a bit jarring to see Travis Roberts in the opening match of our show, when there are still a lot of fans settling into their seats.

Covert Jay: They probably didn’t expect the Headliner to be the Opener.

Lieberjosch: Then they can’t read, because the card was posted online all week.

Vinegar: Not everybody is an internet fan, Dr. Lieberjosch.

Lieberjosch: We’re exclusively online, your prattling monkey.

“Bullet With Butterfly Wings” begins to play, and Andy Savana walks out, then turns his neck in an 180 motion, followed a quick shrug of the shoulders. He makes way towards the ring, while stretching out parts of the body.

Mitchell: And his opponent, currently residing in an asylum in Houston, Texas, weighing in at 244lbs, ANDY SAVANNNNNNNNNNNAAAAAAAAAA!!!!

Lieberjosch: Okay, I’ll be back.

Vinegar: Where are you going?

Lieberjosch: I told you last week, I’m not sitting through another Savana match.

Covert Jay: So you’re going to stand?

Lieberjosch: I’m going to go explain to Claude de Rhombus the proper way to use the ring bell, as I wrote about in article 4.

Vinegar: Did that one early, did you.

Lieberjosch: It’s the subtleties that people often miss.

Vinegar: Alright, apparently it will just be me and Jay for this match.

Covert Jay: Don’t worry, I’ve got his lines right here.

Vinegar: You’ve got what?

Covert Jay: For the love of God!

Vinegar: Um, ok. Roberts and Savana both in the ring now, Roberts looking a bit in disbelief that he is even out here for this, can’t say I blame him, but this match is about to get underway.

DINK DUNK!

Vinegar: Dr. Lieberjosch clearly doing a smash-up job with Claude over there.

Covert Jay: How about nothing. I will not dignify his antics with a response.

Vinegar: Savana charging right at Roberts, but Roberts floors him with a big boot. Savana leaping right back to his feet, throwing rights and left blindly, Roberts sidestepping them with ease, and he pulls Savana right into a full nelson slam!

Covert Jay: Shut your ninja hole, Jay!

Vinegar: Um…ok. Roberts dominating the early goings in this match, using a hammerlock takedown to continue to control Savana.

Covert Jay: Finally a competitor built like a competitor.

Vinegar: Roberts is one of the finest competitors I’ve seen in my broadcast career, having last year held the Global Championship for nearly a year.

Covert Jay: Would you just shut up with all the 'ninja' crap. Ninja's here, vermin in the ring, and all the while I'm trying to made a god damned living!

Vinegar: You doing okay over there?

Covert Jay: Do you have any idea how much money I lost on that Travis Pierce!?!

Vinegar: Uh…

Covert Jay: Oh, shit, this is last week’s.

Vinegar: Last week’s what?

Covert Jay: I’ve got it around here somewhere, hold on…

Vinegar: I have no idea whatsoever what you’re talking about, in the meantime Roberts setting Savana up on the top rope, climbing the turnbuckle himself, BUT SAVANA SHOVES HIM OFF!!!

Covert Jay: Maybe this? No, that’s my napkin from lunch…

Vinegar: SAVANA’S SUICIDE DIVE!!!!!!! ROBERTS ROLLS OUT OF THE WAY!!!

Covert Jay: You know, it’s distracting, all that yelling in my ear. My ninja mask can only block out so much.

Vinegar: It’s a bath towel, and it’s hard not to get worked up, we nearly had a huge upset there.

Covert Jay: I’m upset that I can’t find this, I’m going to have to wing it the rest of the night.

Vinegar: I refuse to believe that anything that comes out of your mouth has any planning or thought behind it. Roberts with a shining wizard, and he leans against the ropes now, shaking his head. He waves Savana up, kick to the gut, going for the White-Out-

Covert Jay: NINJA CRADLE!!!

Vinegar: Savana with an Inside Cradle!

Green : ONE!!!!




TWO!!!!!




THREE!!!!!




Mitchell: You’re kidding me, right?

Vinegar: Did that, did that just happen? Ladies and gentlemen, Andy Savana has just upset Travis Roberts!

Covert Jay: Not only that, he beat him!

Vinegar: Savana high-tailing it out of here, probably not a bad idea, as Travis Roberts looks completely stunned!

Mitchell: I can’t believe I’m saying this…here is your winner…ANDY SAVANNAAAAAAA!!!!!

Vinegar: Welcome back.

Lieberjosch: If that is going to happen when I leave you two alone, I can never do that again.

[T-Robosaurus Rex]

Vinegar: Well?

Jay: Platypus?

Lieberjosch: NO!

Vinegar: Not at all?

Lieberjosch: No. Not at all.

Jay: Wow. Sunburn on a cloudy day.

Vinegar: Not even a tiny bit?

Lieberjosch: Fine. If it means you two will stop hounding me I'll say it. Doesn't mean I mean it, but I'll say it. I didn't bel; believe Savana could have beaten Travis Roberts. Happy now?

Jay: Good book on a rainy day.

Vinegar: No, actually. Eh, oh well. Folks Jet Somers the UGWC Chaos Champion is in action next against newcomer Enigma! Hans what can...

Lieberjosch: That's Doctor Lieberjosch to you!

Jay: Oohhhh, father on prom night!

Vinegar: Sorry. Dr. Lieberjosch, can you tell us anything about Enigma?

Lieberjosch: Rather not. He's just another one of these tiny pipsqueaks who's only real talent is falling from great heights.

Vinegar: Very informative. I can see why so many dozens of people read your articles. Let's send it to Mitchell Dennis for the introductions.

Dennis: The following contest is an cross-federation exhibition. Representing the CWA from Brisbane Australia, he stands five foot eleven inches, weights in at 202 pounds, he is the current CWA Heavyweight Champion, this is Enigma!

"Given to fly" by Pearl Jam hits as Enigma appears hanging from the rafters, wearing the CWA world title. As Eddie Vedder sings the line "Given to fly", Enigma jumps off as if on que and soars around the ring due to the fact that he is attatched to a guy wire which allows him to gradually soar to a turnbuckle. As soon as he lands, he detatches the wire and allows it to accend as he unhooks the title from his waist and holds it up for the crowd as cameras start going off everywhere. He then jumps down and rolls his neck before awaiting the start of the match.

Lieberjosch: And you would have me comment on that? Can we get Savana back out here?

Jay: Testes, testes, one, two.... three?

Vinegar: As a matter of fact. Didn't you write an article about no such thing as bad exposure? This could give the fans of the UGWC a great glimpse into another fed, and help kick off a great boom period for our sport.

Lieberjosch: Or it could it won't, but the possibility as remote as it is, remains that the UGWC loses viewers because of this cross promotion. Or worse yet the esteemed CWA champion loses face, is humiliated by the vastly superior UGWC roster, and the CWA loses all credibility putting dozens of young men out of work and taking food off of their families table. This is a horrible idea. Only made worse by the fact that we're giving it away for FREE!

Vinegar: Well, all I know is that I for one am excited about this.

Lieberjosch: And you for one are a moron!

Jay: NINJA!

Dennis: And his opponent. Representing the UGWC as our, OUR, Chaos Champion, standing five foot ten inches, weighting in at 185 pounds, he is the Wild Card, this is Jjjjjjjjet Sommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmerrrrsss!

A silhouette resembling Jet Somers appears in the distance of the hallway, walking toward the screen. A distorted and distant Mark Collie wails: 'In time, your time will be no more...,' and the vertical control suddenly flips out as Nonpoint's "Everybody Down" hits hard and Jet runs out from behind the curtain. He runs to the edge of the stage and pumps his fist in the air a few times. At 'And when I stomp you' Jet sprints down the ramp, slapping hands in the crowd as he goes, running to leap onto the apron of the ring. He grabs the rope with one hand and pumps the other fist in the air on each 'Everybody Down!' chant of the chorus. Jet finally steps in, unstraps the Chaos Championship and hands it to the official. He begins bouncing on the balls of his feet and throwing shadow punches to warm up.

Vinegar: Owen Peterson looks ready to call for the opening bell, and regardless of what the esteemed doctor might think this has got to be looked at as a tremendous opportunity for Jet Somers to showcase that he can hang with the best in the world.

Lieberjosch: Yeah, we'll see if the CWA continues to matter on the world stage after this little promotion comes to an end.

Ninja: JAY!

Peterson calls for the bell, and the plans of both competitors becomes crystal clear. Somers shoots in with an attempt to take Enigma off his feet. Enigma sprawls, recovers, and is off to the races. Jet turns in time to duck a clothesline, leap frogs over a sliding Enigma on the rebound, and turns to a formerly stationary Enigma not hitting a drop kick. Jet gets right back to his, Enigma gets him in an arm wringer, pulls him in close, and hops into a hurricanirana.

Jet turns the tide by rolling through the hurricanirana, pulling up on one of Enigma's legs, and then falling forward into a modified heel hook. No sooner than Enigma reaches the ropes Jet abandons the hold, and quickly transitions into a Keylock hold on the arm Enigma had used to grab the ropes. Not finding the submission Jet again relocates his attack into a Triangle choke. This time it's Enigma's feet that reach the ropes. Peterson tells Jet to release the hold, and he does so without argument.

Jet steps back toward Enigma as he's getting to his feet, Enigma grabs Jet's trunks, and slingshots him to the outside. Jet climbs to his feet after landing hard, and is knocked back down after Enigma spring boarded onto the second rope and rebounded over the top rope closest to Jet with a summersault drop kick which receives a thunderous pop from the crowd.

Enigma rolls Jet back into the ring, helps him to his feet, so he can hit a snap suplex positioning him towards one of the corners. Enigma holds up a single arm while walking to the farthest corner, hoists himself up to the middle rope, and leaps off. He lands on the canvas into a roll, goes for a Rolling Thunder that he calls the Fader, but Jet manages to get his knees up into time to bend Enigma spine first on impact.

Jet doesn't waste the time to get to his feet and instead floats over to the writhing Enigma, mounts him, and unleashes a little ground and pound to his downed opponent.. Peterson warns Jet about the closed fist, so fluently Jet relies more on stiff elbow strikes. Jet stands up from Enigma playing to the ever growing hot crowd. He stands facing a corner waiting for Enigma to get to his feet.

Enigma starts back to a vertical base, Jet hops up to the second rope, Enigma unleashes a burst of speed, and follows Jet to the second rope before Somers can attempt the Jetstreamer. Enigma wrestles Jet from behind into an Angle Slam, looks like he's going for his Thunder Child from the second rope, but this time it's Jet that wrestles himself into position, and falls back into Somers Chaos in Motion.

Jet scrambles for the cover, hooking the near leg, and Peterson counts the three count.

Lieberjosch: The hell was that?

Vinegar: I think I miss Hanson.

Jay: Mindwipe, minesweeper, BOMB!

Vinegar: Folks I'm positive matches like this will keep this cross promotion a success. Hard fought contest by two upstanding competitors.

Lieberjosch: Yeah say that now. Really say it now. Get it out of your systems, because I'm already sick of hearing it.

Dennis: Here is your winner. Jjjjjjjjjjet Ssssssom-MMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEERS!

[T-Robosaurus Rex]

Vinegar: Now it’s a contest I for one have been looking forward to. The opening contest of the Kiseragi Invitational Tournament.

Lieberjosch: Yes we all now get to bask in the little mans unbridled arrogance.

Vinegar: I’d have thought that was a personality trait you’d appreciate.

Jay: Burn.

Lieberjosch: I- you little-

Vinegar: Anyway.

Pyros explode along the stage as Your Know My Name starts to play. The fans cheer the appearance of Travis Pierce as he makes he way towards the ring.

Dennis: The following contest is a Kiseragi Invitational Quarter Final match! Introducing first! Travis Piiierceee!!!

Vinegar: Pierce got off to a great start for his campaign to reclaim the Cross-Hemisphere title last week beating both Phrixus Deimos and his opponent here tonight.

Pierce walks down to the bottom of the ramp and climbs in between the ropes to await his opponent.

A blast of noise as K.M.F.D.M.'s Free Your Hate blares out of the speakers. The lights come up, and Joker makes his way from behind the curtain, out to the ring. Jerry follows behind, adamantly waving to the crowd as if he were the celebrity. Joker, on the other hand, remains stoic, scowling and unimpressed.

Dennis: His opponent! Mark Mattheeeeews!!!

Vinegar: Matthews can’t be confident about this one. A week ago Pierce pinned him fair and square in the middle of the ring.

Upon reaching the ring, Joker vaults up, climbing the nearest turnbuckle, and pounded his chest once, twice, three times, before climbing down. Jerry takes his position at ringside to watch over the events in the ring.

Ding! Ding!

Vinegar: Match underway. These men tie up in the centre of the ring. Travis wins out and locks in the arm wringer. Matthews counters with a forward roll though and jumps back to his feet to lock in a wringer of his own.

Jay: This is tech wrestling ninja style.

Lieberjosch: No, it’s just technical wrestling.

Vinegar: Matthews moves into a wrist lock and tries to drive Pierce into the ground. Impressive flexibility on show from Travis though, dropping down into a bridge position.

Jay: That’s the ninja snake spine technique.

Lieberjosch: Snakes don’t have spines.

Jay: Exactly.

Vinegar: Pierce able to push himself back to standing though. Great strength.

Lieberjosch: Not great. Anyone could over power a pip squeak like Matthews.

Vinegar: Pierce sweeps Matthews legs but keep hold of that arm to put in that armbar. Joker able to quickly pivot out of it though, gets back to his feet and goes back to the arm wringer. Then into a headlock. Pierce drives him to the ropes though and sends him off running. Drops him with a shoulder block on the rebound.

Jay: The ninja gorilla shoulder technique.

Vinegar: Travis hit’s the ropes but Matthews dives to his feet forcing Pierce to step over. Pierce rebounds back and Matthews is quickly to his feet. Leapfrogs over- No, Travis put on the brakes and stopped in front of him. Enziguri! Here’s a cover.

1!

2!

Vinegar: Not quite but Travis Pierce in full control.

Lieberjosch: It’s not like that’s a great achievement.

Vinegar: Your insulting of smaller wrestlers is getting as bad as constant Yo Momma jokes. Pierce maintaining his control as he brings Joker to his feet and whips him to the corner. Follows up with a running back elbow. Irish whip back across the ring.

Jay: Joker reverses it and sends Pierce into the corner now.

Vinegar: But Pierce deftly floats over as Joker tries to follow up. Pierce with a knife edge chop, and another, and another.

Lieberjosch: Can’t say I don’t appreciate the classic nature of the knife edge chop barrage. You can find more old favourites of mine in article 200.

Vinegar: Joker falls out of the corner and Pierce takes him over with a snap suplex. Joker is quick to recover though and back up to his feet.

Lieberjosch: Albeit unsteadily.

Vinegar: And that makes him easy pickings for Travis Pierce’s double underhook backbreaker. That move kept him down.

Jay: And now he’s heading up for the big finish.

Lieberjosch: It’s a possible ar-

Vinegar: Article 3 violation. Yes we know, but Pierce is going for a high flying move whether you like it or not. Piercing Blow! Connects! Here’s the cover!

1!

2!

3!

Ding! Ding! Ding!

Dennis: Here is your winner, Travis Pieeeeeeeerce!!!

Vinegar: Travis Pierce picks up the win and advances to the semi-finals. Not only that but he made it look easy.

Lieberjosch: Credit to the young man. A display of solid wrestling skills gave him the win.

Vinegar: Another win. It looks like it’s going to take a very strong effort to keep Pierce from his rematch. Two people who will be looking to do so though are John Russo and Chassie Fear. They’re up next.

[T-Robosaurus Rex]

Vinegar: We’ve just seen Travis Pierce become the first man into the semi-finals of the Kiseragi Invitational Tournament. Now it’s time to find the second.

"Shout 2000" hits over the PA system as John Russo appears from behind the curtain, smiling as he poses for the crowd on top of the stage. He walks at a moderate pace down the ramp, pumping his arms into the air and telling the crowd to, Shout!"

Dennis: The following contest is a Kiseragi Invitational Quarter Final Match! Introducing first, from San Diego, California! John Russoooooooo!

Vinegar: Russo pulled out an impressive win against Raenius last week.

Lieberjosch: An upset in every sense of the word.

Jay: It was hardcore fools!

Vinegar: It’ll be interesting to see how his opponent reacts to that now.

He reaches ringside, he slides underneath the bottom ring rope and quickly stands up in the centre of the ring. He poses for the crowd once more, telling the crowd to, "Come on! Keep on shouting!"

The lights cut to black and red and white strobe lights alternate in beat with the rapid music as “Cyanide Sweet Tooth Suicide” Starts to play.

Dennis: His opponent! Chassie Feeear!

The music continues to play but with no sign of the Dark Rose.

Dennis: Uh…Chassie Feeeeeeeear!!

Jay: I don’t see anything.

Lieberjosch: It would appear Chassie Fear took Dirge’s advice and has boycotted this tournament.

Vinegar: Would seem so. Thought what they intend to achieve by giving up a potential Cross-Hemisphere title shot I don’t know.

The music fades out leaving John Russo looking disappointed and angry in the ring.

Dennis: Ladies and Gentlemen, referee Owen Peterson has called this match, declaring the winner by forfeit, John Russoooooo!

Vinegar: Nobody wants to win that way but Russo just got a free winners fee and a bye into the tournament semi-finals.

Jay: Yeah, the Covenant took some heavy revenge.

Vinegar: Indeed they did. Guess that means we can move onto the next match. The first round of the Kiseragi Invitational continues, next.

[T-Robosaurus Rex]

Vinegar: We've had some exciting matches so far, but now it is time for two former LWF Champions to face off!

Lieberjosch: However, LWF was pulled as soon as Deimos won his belt, and Felix held onto his for about a month. Neither was impressive.

Vinegar: Be unimpressed, but both these men are highly exciting and dangerous wrestlers.

Covert Jay: Do you wanna know who is really dangerous?

Vinegar: Tell us.

Covert Jay: Reginald the Koala Bear.

“Phucking Phreak” hits, and Phrixus Deimos takes his time coming down the ramp.

Dennis: The following is a Alex Kiseragi's Invitational Tournament Quarter-Final Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaatch! Introducing first, The Embodiment of Fear, PHRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIXUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS DEIIIIIIIIIMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOS!

Covert Jay: What does Phrixus Deimos mean?

Vinegar: I don't actually know.

Lieberjosch: I do.

Vinegar: Will you enlighten us?

Lieberjosch: Will you pay me two hundred dollars?

Vinegar: No.

Lieberjosch: Then no.

Sonny Sandoval is heard over the P.A. saying "Lights out...." as the arena then goes dark. "...Word on the streets is the boys is back". Derick Felix walks out to a pop from the crowd.

Dennis: And his opponent............... DERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRICKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK FELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLIX!

Felix slides into the ring and starts to circle Deimos.

Vinegar: So this is a highly contested match, and won't I can't wait for!

Covert Jay: Wait no longer whilst I scrounge two hundred dollars.

Vinegar: You actually are gonna give Lieberjosch the money?

Covert Jay: I must know!

Lieberjosch: Felix swings around behind to hit the German Suplex!

Vinegar: Runs to the ropes, bounces off them and hits a Springboard Clothesline straight to Deimos' neck! Deimos rolls to the outside!

Covert Jay: Must... Resist... Urge... To... Join... In... Ooooh, green shirt.

Lieberjosch: Felix looks around then goes for a Air Dynamite!

Vinegar: Deimos moves out of the way at the last second!

Lieberjosch: Felix showed us all his idiotism, by trying to kill himself.

Vinegar: Felix used a great risky move, what's wrestling without risks?

Lieberjosch: WWE.

Covert Jay: They got Liberjosched!

Lieberjosch: Awful phrase.

Covert Jay: Too late, I coined it, I copyrighted it.

Vinegar: Deimos now, beating up on Felix. Snap Suplex to the outside. He looks around before connecting The Numbing into the corner!

Lieberjosch: Look what happens when Felix tries to look flashy.

Vinegar: Deimos throws Felix back into the ring. Dropkick into the ropes, Felix bounces off, Belly to Belly Suplex! No! Felix fights out of it and hits a Snap Powerslam!

Lieberjosch: How is it possible that Felix is fighting back?

Covert Jay: He's a ninja?

Lieberjosch: No...

Covert Jay: Dragon? DRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGOOOOOOOOOOOON!

Lieberjosch: Stop screaming that in my ear! And no!

Vinegar: Felix, looking to end the match here and now! Fade 2 Black! NO!

Covert Jay: Deimos ducks the foot and pulls Felix into an Numbing!

Vinegar: That's two Numbings, Felix must be feeling the effects!

Lierberjosch: Deimos picks up Felix and connects a Spinning Neckbreaker! Pinfall!

ONE!

TWO!

Kickout!

Vinegar: Felix kicks out with force. Deimos stamps on Felix. Deimos bounces off the ropes, leg drop! No Felix rolls away!

Lieberjosch: Felix elbows Deimos to the ropes and goes for a Shoulder Block but Deimos throws Felix through the ropes! Felix is on the apron. Deimos goes for a Clothesline, but is given a Shoulder Thrust into the gut! Deimos stumbles backwards.

Vinegar: But Deimos is straight back and Spears Felix through the ropes and back to the outside!

Lieberjosch: Why must wrestlers have an attarction to outside the ring?

Covert Jay: Because they can buy nachos!

Vinegar: They could. But they're wrestling! Anyway, Deimos in charge once more and throws Felix into the steel post! Rolls Felix back in. Felix rolls to the other side.

Lieberjosch: Deimos is in and is climbing to the top rope about to go for Meteor Press, but before he launches off, Felix rolls to the other corner.

Vinegar: Deimos climbs down and picks up Felix, but Felix kicks Deimos in the guts! Fade 2 Black! Pin!

ONE!

TWO!

THR- NO!

Vinegar: Deimos just kicks out!

Lieberjosch: Now Felix, trying to hit the Dynamite Impact!

Vinegar: Deimos wiggles free!

Covert Jay: I dislike the wiggle that is always sleeping...

Vinegar: Deimos, Numbing! THREE NUMBINGS TO FELIX!

Lieberjosch: Deimos, Meteor Press! He connects it! But he is not going for a pin! Instead, Millennial Decay!

Vinegar: Felix doesn't want to tap! But you can see the pain!

Lieberjosch: He will tap like a little boy...

Vinegar: Felix taps! Deimos advances!

Deimos lets go of the hold a little while after Felix taps, before leaving the ring.

[T-Robosaurus Rex]

Vinegar: We continue on here on Synergy, with the fourth of four first round matches in the Kiseragi Invitational Tournament!

Lieberjosch: Already we have seen Travis Pierce, John Russo, and Phrixus Deimos all advance into the semi-finals, who will be the last to join them?

The lights flicker to green and gold as the opening guitar riff for 'It's my life' kicks in. JK walks through the curtain and out onto the entrance way. JK looks up at the fans as he holds up an open hand, queuing fireworks to go off in set locations around the arena. JK continues down to the ring, high-fiving the fans on the way. JK slides into the ring before climbing the turnbuckle and doing signature five finger pose, before giving one last searching look throughout the crowd.

Mitchell: The following match is a Kiseragi Invitational Tournament Quarter-Final Match! Introducing first, currently residing in Townsville North Queensland, Australia, weighing in at 229lbs, the Cyclone, JAYYYYYYYYYYYYY KAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!

Vinegar: The young phenom JK was the youngest champion in GIW history, he looks to set the same benchmark here in UGWC, the first obstacle in his path, this quarterfinal match.

The lights dim to black. Suddenly, two giant golden spotlights appear shooting upwards. They aim towards each other, then around the arena before ending at the entrance to the stage. "I've Got It All" hits the arena to a sound of resounding boos, as Eric Gold walks out, arms wide open as in he is just taking the heat without a care in the world. He widens his legs, before sitting into them. He leans forward before sliding both hands through his hair. At the same time he slightly leans backwards and as soon as he is upright again, Gold shoots up in the air, bringing his arms in. At the landing, he extends both arms sharply, as a giant pyro behind him explodes leaving a Golden like waterfall. Gold walks forward and slides into the ring.

Mitchell: And his opponent, from Tampa, Florida, weighing in at 260lbs, ERIC GOLLLLLLDDDDDDDDDDD!!!

Lieberjosch: UGWC’s Future!

Vinegar: UGWC’s present is that JK and Eric Gold are ready to square off, both men having the Cross-Hemisphere Championship in their sights, Brian Chartreuse is ready, and here’s the bell!

DING DING!

Lieberjosch: I’ll straighten Rhombus out sooner or later.

Covert Jay: Do we call him Claude de Square then?

Vinegar: Gold and JK lock up, grappling for position, JK gets Gold into a side headlock, Gold shoves him away, ducking a clothesline and puts JK down with a scoop powerslam.

Lieberjosch: Gold has a tremendous upside, I suspect he could give even Travis Roberts a run for his money.

Vinegar: You’re basing that off of…

Lieberjosch: He pinned Savana, and Savana…you know.

Covert Jay: Logic!

Vinegar: Gold looking for a gutwrench lift, but JK backdropping out of it, and JK hits a dropkick that knocks Gold through the ropes to the outside!

Covert Jay: Ninja flying attack coming!

Vinegar: JK on the apron, springboards for a crossbody, but Gold catches him, and hurls him into the barricade!

Lieberjosch: JK employs that high-flying risk-taking style, and it doesn’t take much of a mistake against an opponent like Gold to pay a heavy price.

Vinegar: Gold pushing JK back into the ring, covering with a lateral press…

Chartreuse: ONE!!!!!




TWO!!!!!




Vinegar: JK gets the shoulder up!

Lieberjosch: But that high risk move on the outside cost him in a major way, he may not be able to recover from it.

Vinegar: Gold whips JK off the ropes, but JK ducks a clothesline.

Covert Jay: PELE KICK!

Vinegar: Gold is down, JK to the top rope!

Covert Jay: CANE TOAD SPLASH!

Vinegar: But Gold rolls out of the way, to his feet and off the ropes-

Lieberjosch: SEE THE LIGHT!

Vinegar: JK sidesteps it, lifts Gold, and hits the Cyclone!!!!

Chartreuse: ONE!!!!!




TWO!!!!!




THREE!!!!




Mitchell: Here is your winner, JAYYYYYYYYY KAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!

Vinegar: And it looks like the future will wait for the another day, as JK advances in the Kiseragi Invitational Tournament!

Lieberjosch: Of course. That’s why he’s the future, not the present. Listen carefully when I speak, you miss stuff.

[T-Robosaurus Rex]

Vinegar: It's been a strange night indeed, here on UGWC Synergy. We've had one of the biggest shocks in the companies history, a disrespectful no-show and some hard fought matches. We now know that next week, we'll see 'The Cyclone' JK, Phrixus Deimos, John Russo and Travis Pierce in the Semi-Final's of the Alex Kiseragi Invitational.

Covert Jay: And it's we'll see the Dragon in action in just a few moments.

Lieberjosch: As well as the man who could make me rich, Tyvola.

Vinegar: And don't forget the UGWC World Heavyweight Champion, Donovan Hastings, all three men teaming together.

Lieberjosch: They have a slight advantage, given their opponents team consists of Medos & Dirge, both men will be opponents at Revolution.

Vinegar: If they're smart they'll use the opportunity to work together and weaken the champion before the event, leaving themselves the only possible winners.

Lieberjosch: Like that strategy hasn't been used before, trust me it doesn't generally work out well.

Covert Jay: Don't forget the other Brit in the match, Johnny Blake.

Vinegar: Indeed, from what I hear he has quite a distaste for 'The Dragon'.

Covert Jay: That doesn't make any sense?

Vinegar: Why?

Covert Jay: Well, it's the opposite of Narcissism...and Self-Loathing doesn't seem like his style.

“Come Together”

Dennis: The following match is scheduled for one fall and is a Six Man Cooperative Match Up. Introducing first, he is one half of the UGWC Cooperative Champions....TYYYYYYYYYYYYVVVVVVVOOOOOOOOLLLLLAAAAAA!!!

Vinegar: And here comes the first competitor for our main event, and it's the Bearded Bastard himself. It's the second week in a row that he has teamed with Donovan Hastings, and not with his fellow Cooperative Partner Travis Roberts.

Lieberjosch: It's becoming clear Roberts may not be the best influence for Tyvola's development, soon the big lug will realise his future would be best handled by a man of Science.

Covert Jay: Sports Science.

Lieberjosch: Yes, and?

Covert Jay: Well, it's not really proper science is it?

Lieberjosch: I'll have you know...

Vinegar: Let's leave this for later, shall we? I'm more interested in the rumours that Tyvola's recent teamings with Donovan Hastings are causing rifts within the TWiSTeD camp. Some sources suggest Roberts was in a frenzy when he found out Donovan declared himself Co-Cooperative Champion.

Lieberjosch: Roberts is just jealous, whilst he's losing to the likes of Andrew Savana, Donovan Hastings is carrying around the World Heavyweight Championship and competing in Main Events.

“Teahouse”

Dennis: And his Partner, he is the UGWC Cross-Hemisphere Champion....ALLLLLEEEEEXXXXXX KKKKKIIIIIIISSSSSSEEEERRRRRAAAAAGGGGIIII!!!!

Vinegar: This man has a better idea of who he will be facing at Revolution in defence of that title.

Lieberjosch: I have to give it to 'The Dragon' it was a clever move setting up an 'Invitational' to name his first defence. Whilst he ties up the field he escapes making any defences before the tournament has ended. A shrewd move, I wouldn't have thought he'd be capable of.

Vinegar: I'm not sure that's his motivation at all, but never underestimate Alex Kiseragi he can be as sneaky as anyone...just ask Travis Roberts.

“Immortal”

Dennis: And their final partner, he is the Unified Global Wrestling Coalition's World Heavyweight Champion....DDDOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNOOOOOOVVVVVAAAAAAAANNNN HHHHAAAAASSSSSTTTTIIIINNNGGGSSSS!!!

Covert Jay: I still find it hard to believe how many people actually cheer for Hastings, especially the old GIW fans...

Vinegar: Well in GIW he was the lesser of many evils, their weren't a great deal of typical 'nice' guys.

Lieberjosch: No-one in this industry should be 'nice', they will always finish last. In fact that was the subject of Article 127.

“Quick Death” By the Transplants begins to play, before coming to an abrupt halt. A few seconds later the unmistakable chords of “God Save The Queen” comes piping over the PA.

Dennis: And introducing their opponents, introducing first, accompanied by his Cooperative Partner Duncan Ryder, JOOOOOOOHHHHHNNNNNYYYYY BBBLLLLLLAAAAAAAKKKKEEEE!!!

Covert Jay: They don't look too happy.

To a chorus of boos from the crowd both members of the Thames Valley Hit Squad emerge from beneath the GlobaTron. They stumble out reluctantly seemingly being forced onto the stage. Both are wearing authentic replica Red Coats, and behind them stands another man dressed identically waving a Union Jack.

Both Blake and Ryder look at one another, shame etched across their faces as they slowly make their way towards the ring. Alex Kiseragi stands in the ring, and can't help but smirk at the sight. Johnny spots this look, and out of humiliation and self respect he rips his red coat off, and throws it into the face of the the flag bearer, before continuing down towards the ring. Duncan looks backstage, and apparently he decides to keep his shirt on, but he does unbutton in a small act of rebellion.

Vinegar: Moss may have his hands full with these guys.

“Firefly”

Dennis: And his partner, MMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEDDDDDOOOOOOSSSSS!!!

Vinegar: Medos comes quickly striding out from backstage, a look of determination on his face, last week he was literally manhandled by Dirge, which didn't bring a great deal of hope to his fans for his chances at Revolution. This is a man with something to prove.

Lieberjosch: He can't prove anything tonight, he's not facing Dirge, he can't right last weeks humiliation.

Vinegar: Even by pinning the World Heavyweight Champion?

“The One You Love To Hate”

Dennis: And their final partner.....DDDDDDDDDDIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGEEEE!!!

Vinegar: The fans, as ever, reserving a special brand of hatred for The Momentum Killer, as he steps out from beneath The GlobaTron....which is a relief as some rumours suggested he wasn't going to show up...hang on a minute, he's flanked by Erik and Damarest...

Covert Jay: Erik has a chair....and Damarest a carry box...

Vinegar: Dirge has no intention of heading down to the ring, Erik has set the chair up at the top of the stage and The Momentum Killer has taken a seat, and now Damarest is pouring him a glass of win he has pulled from the box...I've not seen anything like this before, this is surreal all the scene is missing is a cheese board...

Covert Jay: Not anymore...

Vinegar: Dear Lord. Glenn Burke looks slightly put off by this scenario, and looks around for a few moments.

Lieberjosch: Duncan Ryder however is quicker to react and he quickly takes off his jacket and jumps onto the canvas, to prevent this from becoming a handicap match.

Vinegar: And suddenly, Glenn Burke firms up, and decides that Duncan cannot participate, he points at Dirge and informs Johnny Blake and Medos that The Nevada Nightmare is their partner and no-one else. He has threatened to disqualify them if he gets involved.

Lieberjosch: Johnny Blake is fuming and he glares at Dirge, who merely raises his glass to him with a mocking tip of an imaginary hat.

Vinegar: All this delay seems to have confused Tyvola who is screaming something about bottles to someone in the front row, and he's now turned and stomped over to his opponents and grabbed Medos, throwing him onto his back, and getting what has become a handicap match underway

Lieberjosch: Medos get's to his feet but doesn't see Tvyola in time...MAGUS! Medos is out...

Covert Jay: We have a visitor...

Vinegar; Travis Roberts, 'The Headliner' is out here, in his street clothes, and his kit bag, he's obviously not intending to stay, he walks past Dirge and just gives him a brief nod. The Momentum Killer does not respond...

Lieberjosch: Everyone in the ring has turned to look, Donovan Hastings looks confused, Alex Kiseragi seems to have tensed up, and Tyvola is looking at his Cooperative Partner with a cold stare.

Vinegar: Travis is at the ring now, and he seems to be signalling for Ty to get out of the ring whilst wailing over to the timekeeper and grabbing Ty's Coop Belt. Ty looks to the outside, as if looking for someones permission, but he doesn't look sure.

Covert Jay: Travis shakes his head, and reaches into his kit bag, retrieving his own belt and a giant burger...

Vinegar: The sight of the food makes up the Hardcore Hermit's mind and he is by the side of Travis Roberts in a speed that belies his huge frame. He hungrily bites into the burger, ignoring the wrapping and chews heartily. Travis thrusts the Coop Title into Ty's Hand, and then thrusts it into the air whilst holding his own title above his head. As he does so he and Donovan make eye contact for a few moments, before Travis breaks off, and walks up the ramp and out to the back with Tyvola in tow....

[During this distraction Medos has managed to recover from the Magus he received moments earlier, and tags Johnny Blake in. Donovan Hastings may be distracted by the sight of his TWiSTeD Comrade in arms retreated backstage, 'The Dragon' has not allowed himself to lose focus. Both men tie up in the middle of the ring, with Alex Kiseragi getting the advantage quickly and driving Blake's forehead into the ground. He gets up quickly and whips Blake to the ropes, but the TVHS man though manages to leapfrog Kiseragi, and takes him down with a flying forearm on the return trip. He climbs on top of the Dragon and lays five or six fists to him before Glenn Burke drags him off, as The Dragon has managed to get to the ropes.

Both men get to their feet, and before long The Dragon has utilised his speed and technique to get the upper hand again, and he has Johnny's arm twisted, almost popping his shoulder out...but Blake rolls out, them throws himself into Kiseragi and tackling him to the ground. As The Dragon falls back however Donovan Hastings makes a blind tag, and legally kicks Blake directly in the side of the head, causing him to roll off of The Dragon, who quickly slips under the ropes.

Donovan lifts Blake to his feet,but is stunned as Blake manages to get a sucker punch...BALLISTIC BUSTER!.]

Vinegar: Glenn Burke is refusing to make the count...

Lieberjosch: Because Medos made a blind tag just as Johnny began falling to the ground with Donovan. Looks like your right, he thinks a pin fall could rectify last weeks mistake.

Vinegar: That's not why he did it, look he had climbed to the top rope, he was going to drop and elbow on The Lord, he probably wasn't aware that was one of Blake's finishers. But it doesn't look like Johnny Blake wants to hear it, he kicks the bottom rope in frustration, it's clear he had to hold himself back from striking his own partner there. And now he drops of the canvas and begins speaking with Duncan, they seem to agree on something and Duncan slowly begins walkign around the ring, as Blake just leans on the side of the Canvas...

[Medos and Hastings begin to battle, and Donovan manages to overpower Medos and hit him with a spinebuster, followed by a leg drop between the legs of his opponent. He then turns to Alex Kiseragi and tags the dragon in, and he crouches, waiting...]

Lieberjosch: Medos rises...

Covert Jay: YARI KICK!

Vinegar: And the cover...


1...


2...


3!!!!

Dennis: Here are your winners...uh!

Vinegar: As A-Kis gets to his feet, the TVHS storm into the ring from either side, taking The Dragon by surprise, Duncan lifts The Dragon onto his shoulders...as Blake stands back....THE HIT!

Lieberjosch: Electric Chair/Codebreaker combination, and A-Kis is out in the centre of the ring, and Duncan and Johnny stand hands held aloft as the fans scream obscenities at them.

Vinegar: Hastings just watched as that all went on, and he's now climbing into the ring as the TVHS are exiting, seems partnership with Donovan only extends between bell rings. He lifts Medos to his feet, and begins to talk trash at him...

Lieberjosch But he's failed to notice something...

Vinegar: Which is.

Lieberjosch: Dirge has finished his wine...

Vinegar: And has made his way to ringside, he stands behind The World Heavyweight Champion, who is unaware of his presence as he rants at his other opponent at Revolution. Dirge grabs The Lord Chiefs shoulder, and spins him round to the side of Medos...

Lieberjosch: DOUBLE CHOKESLAM!!!

Vinegar: I'm not sure what to say...after an underwhelming and strange match, the only man standing is the only man who did not compete...The Thames Valley Hit Squad have used the Cross-Hemisphere Champion to make a point...and Dirge just sent a message to Medos and Donovan Hastings...although I'm not sure what it is. Join us next week, as we edge closer to Revolution!

[T-Robosaurus Rex]

Credits

Savana vs Roberts
Donovan

Somers vs Enigma
Tyvola

Pierce vs Matthews
A-Kis

Chassie vs Russo
A-Kis

Phrixus vs Felix
Medos

JK vs Eric Gold
Donovan

Main Event
T-Rob

[andysavana]

This is the first match I've won in this fed in about a year.

[Travis Pierce]

Is it the first time you tried in a year?

Good show, a couple no-shows hurt it, but they were tied into the storyline well enough. More up than down. Hopefully we see BCB and Chassie back next week.

Very interested to see how Roberts takes his loss...is he officially the #2 Travis now?

[Alex Kiseragi]

I think things will have to culminate in a Travis-off match after which the loser will have something derogatory regarding his Travis status tattooed on his forehead.

Anyway, decent show. The no-shows during the week hurt it but I felt the main event pulled things together. The match itself was odd but all the stuff around it felt well sculpted to drive the story on.