Synergy #419 Results - January 15, 2023

[UGWC Staff]

Welcome to GlobalTrollz LIVE Synergy Coverage for January 15th, 2024!

Championship Roll Call:
World Heavyweight Champion: Alan Wallace
- Next Defense: Infinity vs TBA
Cross-Hemisphere Champion: Zane Scott
- Next Defense: Infinity vs TBA
Cooperative Champions: Lucy Wylde and Sebastian Everett-Bryce
- Next Defense: TBD vs TBA
Chaos Champion: The Avenger
- Next Defense:TBD vs TBA
Conquest Champion: Vacant
- Next Defense: TBD vs TBA

Keys to the Kingdom:
Keeper of the Global Challenge Key: TBD on February 19
Keeper of the Battleground Key: TBD on June 17
Keeper of the WrestleStock Key: TBD on July 14
Keeper of the Massive Melee Key: TBD on September 30

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Synergy begins with a shot of the door to the Creative Director’s office, which opens and the camera enters to reveal the desk now occupied by Phrixus Deimos. Deimos declares that UGWC is now fully entrenched on the path to redemption, as he will ensure the restoration of the elements that made UGWC unique and special to begin with, while continuing to move forward into the future.

Singles Match: John Blade vs Wrestley McWrestleface

Winner: Wrestley McWrestleface
Time: 0:55

~Commercial Break~

Global Challenge: Block A Konrad Raab vs Matt Knox

Knox and Raab start the old fashioned way, by throwing hands. They try to pound each other into the mat until Knox ducks a swing from Raab, gets behind him and dumps him onto his back with a release suplex. Konrad lands and pops back to his feet, only to eat a roundhouse to the head that takes him back down. Knox moves into the mount and rains down strikes, then pulls Raab up, whips him into the corner and drives a leaping knee into him. Knock launches a barrage of Mui Thai knee and forearm strikes, leaving Raab slumped in the corner. Raab stumbles out and Knox flattens him with a loud roundhouse to his head. Knox leaps up and drops a springboard elbow drop, then a lionsault for a pin, but only gets a two count. He pulls Raab up and launches Raab over with another suplex, but Raab lands on his feet and launches forward, catching Knox with a chop block.

Raab immediately boots Knox in the back of the head and spins him around into a ring shaking powerbomb. He pummels Knocks with stomps, forearms, then pulls him up and takes him over with a release German suplex. Knocks bounces and comes up on his feet, walking into a DDT. Raab pulls him up and into repeated clotheslines, a spinebuster, and then leaps up onto the turnbuckle and comes back down, crashing into Knox with a moonsault. He goes for the pin, but Knox kicks out at two. Raab argues with Referee Sam Green about the count, but Green ignores his complaints. Raab raises his hand as if he’s going to hit Green, but suddenly turns and blasts Knox between the eyes, then drives him into the mat with a double armed DDT. He leaps onto the top rope and flies off for an elbow drop. He gets nothing but canvas, as Knox rolls back to his feet and lifts Raab for Into the Void, and that’s good for three.

Winner: Matt Knox

Time: 7:37

~Commercial Break~

Global Challenge Block B: A Boy Named Jess vs Ragdoll

Ragdoll puts up little fight against Jess, who dominates right out the gate.

Lieberjosch: Jaclyn not looking good here.

Covert Jay: Shatterpoint Kick!

Vinegar: Holy shit, did they just kick her skull in?

Sure enough, the clown’s head now contains a large dent where her cheek once was. Now with little more than shattered bone to hold it in place, her golden eye dangles loosely. Despite this, she starts to rise but a second shot drops her back down. Jess turns and in one solid movement flips backwards, both feet landing on the clowns head. A cumulative gasp from the audience causes Jess to turn, holding one hand over their mouth. The clowns head has completely collapsed. Jess looks to the ref who shakes his head in disgust, motioning for them to end it. A quick three and the winner Jess quickly moves away, and just in time. Despite not having a skull, Jaclyn once more starts to rise. Before she can reach her feet, Thumper throws a blanket over her, dragging the headless clown from the ring.

Lieberjosch: Whatever they say, it’s Jess win not mine.

Winner: A Boy Named Jess

Time: 1:29

~Commercial Break~

Singles Championship: Travis Pierce v The Dark Destroyer

DD banged his knee hopping up on the apron and is now rolling around like…

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Eventually, Pierce tires of this and demands the bell to start the match. Relishing in taking his time, Travis beautifully executes a Signing Off, The Piercing Blow, and The Truth Hurts. That pretty much is that.

Winner: Travis Pierce

Time: 1:22

~Commercial Break~

Global Challenge Block A: Ezra Wolf vs Jason Cashe

Cashe opens the match with a series of aggressive strikes, including a bell clap and a headbutt. Wolf pops up and retaliates with a t-bone suplex. Jason fights back with a lifting knee to the face, catching Ezra off guard. The exchange continues with snap jabs and open palm chest slaps from Cashe at the same time he’s being assaulted by Ezra's palm strikes and striking combos.

Cashe attempts a guillotine choke, but Wolf counters with a lightning-fast single leg dropkick that sends Cashe over the top ropes. Ezra steps out to continue, but Cashe takes his legs out and hits him with a drive-by big boot and a tiger suplex on the outside! The pace quickens with Cashe's aggressive crossbody and a spear into the ring steps, and it’s suddenly not looking good for Wade.

Cashe tosses Wade into the ring, then walks into a desperate interceptor spear! Ezra follows up with a release German suplex. The action spills outside the ring again, giving Ezra the opportunity to hit a Cactus Driver! He hits a Kill the Noise, but now he has to get Cashe back in the ring. He’s caught offguard by a Mark of JASON, only for Wolf to counter with the Silver Bullet.

Both men are laid out and exhausted on the outside as time expires!!

Winner: Time Limit Draw

Time: 10:00

~Commercial Break~

Global Challenge Block B: Larry Tact vs Trent Steel

It’s clear from the second the bell rings that Steel only wants to destroy Larry Tact, and that wrestling doesn’t seem to be in his plan. He punches Tact in the face right as Referee Brian Chartreuse calls for the bell, sending him to the mat, then hops onto him and begins raining down headbutts to his face. He transitions to mounted punches, but doesn’t get to land many before Chartreuse’s count causes him to break off his assault. Chartreuse checks on Tact, only for Steel to shove past him as soon as he says it’s OK to continue, and he promptly leaps back on and begins pummeling Tact with forearms and elbows. Once again he breaks it off right as Chartreuse reaches the “four” in his five count. One has to assume that this would be more of a match, or at least a fight if Tact had been given a chance. Chartreuse checks on him and looks like he’s going to call to the back when Tact puts his hand on the Referee’s arm and insists that he can continue. Chartreuse orders Steel to back off as Tact pulls himself to his feet with the ropes on slightly wobbly legs. As soon as he’s too his feet, Chartreuse looks at Steel to resume the match when the newcomer blitzes past him.

Covert Jay: Alley OOP!

Steel tumbles over the top rope and crashes into the floor and now Tact returns the favor by pinballing Steel around the outside of the ring, pausing for just long enough to roll back in and break the count. By the time he appears to be finished, both men’s faces are a bloody mess. Tact rolls Steel into the ring and promptly drops him face first into the turnbuckle, then powerbombs him once…twice…three times! The third causes the ring to bounce so violently that Steel ends up back on his feet, although he looks like there would be small birds circling his head if he was a cartoon. Tact grabs him on the bounce and uses the momentum to pull him up into a ring shaking spinebuster and a kickswing DDT. He pulls Steel up into a spinning neckbreaker, followed by a second kickswing DDT, and a Tactilizer. He pulls Steel up and attempts “The Humbling,” but his blood runs into his eyes and Steel squirms his way out, ends up beind Tact, shoves him into the corner, and bashes him with “The Mark of Jason.”

He pulls Tact out and leaps up, connecting with the “U.T.I.” He goes for the pin but Tact kicks out at two. Steel looks offended by it, pulls Tact up and drives him onto his head with the “Scrap Action Driver,” but once again only gets a two count, much to his indignation. He yanks Tact up by his hair and throws him into the ropes. He bullrushes him and elbows him in the face, then ties him up in the ropes and proceeds to pummel him with straight punches. Chartreuse tells him to stop, but Steel ignores him. Chartreuse begins the count but Steel doesn’t seem to care, even when Chartreuse pushes him away and tries to free Tact from the ropes. For his part, Tact is thrashing wildly and manages to kick Steel a few times after he shoves Chartreuse out of the way to resume his attack. He doesn’t stop as the bell rings, disqualifying him, and is eventually brought up short after a combination of an errant kick catches him in the groin and a cluster of officials uses it to push him away and free Larry, who rolls from the ring while Steel sits on the mat gasping for air.

Winner: Larry Tact by DQ

Time: 12:22

~Commercial Break~

Singles Match: Lucy Wylde vs Alan Wallace

Vain enters first and basks in his vainglory in the ring, but as Lucy starts to make her entrance she is blindsided by Travis Pierce at the top of the ramp. Pierce assaults Lucy, but is separated from her by a flood of officials.

Lucy pushes herself up to her knees as Seb appears from backstage, having chased off Pierce. He rushes to check on Lucy, and helps her back to her feet. She confirms she’s okay, but officials come between her and the ring, unwilling to let the match begin without her being checked. Lucy looks mad, but Seb keeps talking to her. Eventually, but unhappily, Lucy relents and allows the officials to talk her backstage. She and Seb exchange a brief hug, before Lucy heads to the trainers room backstage.

Seb turns and looks down towards the ring, where Alan Wallace sits on the top rope, surveying the scene. Clearly happy that Lucy was alright, Vain smiles at Seb and offers him a small wave. Seb smirks, shaking his head, before making a choice and striding down towards the ring. The crowd swells, sensing a possible fight. Seb rolls into the ring as Vain drops from the top rope and walks to meet Seb in the middle of the ring. They talk back and forth for a moment or two, the tension builds before…

Seb steps back, mouths “Congratulations.” and offers Vain a handshake. Wallace looks down at it for a moment, before nodding slowly. He accepts the handshake - Seb pulls him in, and smiles one more time before saying “Soon enough”. Vain mouths back “Anytime.” before they finally part. Ladies and Gentlemen by Saliva hits, and Seb and drops out of the ring and begins the walk up the ramp.

Vain poses with the title, and as Seb makes three quarters of the way up the ramp, he turns to face Vain one more time when…

"Invidia" by Yoko Shimomura hits. Vain turns to face the ramp, Seb slowly turns too as Donovan Hastings makes his way out from the back.

Hastings has a microphone and congratulates Vain on his Horizons victory and finally returning to where he belongs. Hastings says that at last, after all these years, they can finally give the fans the main event they’ve always wanted to see. At Infinity, it’ll be Vain against Hastings for the World Heavyweight Title.

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