Synergy #8 Results - June 7th 2010

[Lord Hastings]

Vinegar: Ladies and gentlemen welcome to the final Synergy before UGWC Revolution

Covert Jay: Hu...

Lieberjosch: Hurrah!

Covert Jay: You just stole my thunder...and that's not even how it's said.

Vinegar: Jay, jay, if Hans is excited about a show I don't think we should nitpick, it's a pleasant surprise.

Lieberjosch: I'm not excited...just wanted to steal Jay's thunder. Truth be told, like most Synergy's this show has mediocrity written all over it.

Vinegar: I disagree, all the evidence suggests that this week each competitor is focused and raring to go. We have a great main event in the final of the Alex Kiseragi Invitational Tournament, where we will find out who will challenge for the Cross-Hemisphere Championship at Revolution. As well as one half of the Coop Champions in action against one of the Royal First Battalion, and a Coop Match between Donovan Hastings & Forewell Boding against Medos and Dirge, the World Champion will have a huge bullseye on his head in that match, and I'm not sure Forewell Boding is the greatest person to watch his back.

Lieberjosch: Those matches are hardly blockbusters, I see you neglect to mention the random three way, and the match to choose the stip for the Garbage Championship defence at Revolution. Not surprising as they highlight how weak this card truly is.

Vinegar: As ever I happen to disagree with you, and the first match is upon us, and I am quite confident it will dispel your fears.

Covert Jay: Nice. Fears.

Dennis: The following match is scheduled for one fall, and the winner will choose the type of match the Chaos Championship will be defended in at Revolution.

“Phucking Phreak”

Dennis: Introducing first, from Godknowswhere, Idaho for all we know...PHHHHRRRRIIIIIXUUUUUSSS DEEEEEIIIIMOOOOOOSSSS!!!

Vinegar: Deimos' path has been constantly changing this month, and in a strange twist of events he managed to get himself a shot at the Chaos Champion, a man known to have partnered and allied with World Champion Donovan Hastings, a man Phrixus has a lot of history with/

Lieberjosch: Yeah I'm sure this is all about a vendetta and nothing about trying to get some kind of glory. These 'Entertainment Professionals' are all the same at the end of the day, whether they are a midget with morales or a delusional goth, they are all powered by ego and affirmation.

Covert Jay: Or in the case of the Dragons amongst us the magical springs that are hidden from mankind.

“Everybody Down”

Dennis: And his opponent, from Deep Creek, Mississippi, The UGWC Chaos Champion, JEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!

Vinegar: Jet wasting no time dashing down to the ring, after being attacked by Phrixus last week, I'm sure he has some want for vengeance, and I bet he's glad he doesn't have to wait until Revolution to get it.

Lieberjosch: Rushing in full of adrenalin and hatred is never a good idea, article 193 goes into detail about how a calm and centred mind heading into the ring is critical.

Vinegar: I'm sure it does, but Jet is able to restrain any emotions, and despite a quick entrance to the ring, is standing patiently waiting for the bell, having passed his belt out of the ring.

Lieberjosch: And as soon as the bell goes he pounces, and immediately tackles Deimos to the ground and begisn to pound, not looking quite so in control now does he?

Vinegar: He's a former MMA star, that's just standard fare for them, and to me he looks more in control than Deimos who si currently powerless to stop the onslaught...

Lieberjosch: your proven wrong, seems Phrixus calculated he could take a great deal of pain, before dodging at the exact moment allowing Jet to slam his fist into the cnvas at an awkward angle, and rear up as a sharp pain shoots up his arm...

Vinegar: As he does Deimos swings his forehead into Jet's face, sending him rolling back wards hitting the floor heavily...

Lieberjosch: The man formerly know as Fear gets to his feet and stands over Jet who is clutching his face, and Fear just awaits him to get to his feet, and as he does he waits for him to get back to the vertical...

Vinegar: And he just waits, Jet looking at him as if he's insane, which is a pretty logical conclusion to come to and swings a right arm at him, and Deimos anticipates it and ducks...but doesn't anticipate Jet anticipating this himself and bringing up a left hand uppercut to meet the Jaw of Phrixus lowering skull...

Covert Jay: A lot of anticipation there, which is better than a lot of constipation...

Vinegar: Jet now with the momentum again, lifts his opponents leg and brings his own leg down on it, before locking in a leg lock...

Lieberjosch: Phrixus drags himself to the ropes, and Jet breaks the hold almost immediately...

Vinegar: Clearly Somers is set on not taking any kind of advantage unless it is strictly unquestionable...

Lieberjosch: he gets to his feet, and quickly drags Deimos to his and goes to throw him into the ropes...

Vinegar: But Phrixus reverses, and throws Jet full throttle into referee Hazel East breaks the MMA stars fall, and remains on the canvas...

Lieberjosch: Deimos heading to the outside and before Claude de Rhombus knows what's happening he has swept up the ring bell and slid back into the ring, and stands with Jet getting to his feet between him and East....

Vinegar: jet is standing fully erect and he sees Deimos standing their with the ring bell, and beyond all reasoning, he is yelling at him to use it, think he's making it clear it would be a pretty shallow victory and the morale one would be Jet's...Phrixus does not reply and he just stands there smiling...

Lieberjosch: Jet is getting frustrated, looking from the ring bell to Phrixus' face, and as the moments pass by he gets increasingly more agitated...

Vinegar: But Deimos refuses to move a muscle, as Jet just stands there...then, without provocation, he just hands the bell out towards Somers, offering it to him...Jet's jaw drops, but he soon regains his composure and narrows his eyes, grits his teeth and clentches his fists..behind Somers East gets groggily to her feet...

Lieberjosch: Deimos looks behiond Jets shoulder and sees the referee coming round...AND HIT'S HIMSELF IN THE HEAD WITH THE BELL![/b]

Vinegar: The bell rings around the arena, and Phrixus manages to toss the bell towards Jet before theatrically collapsing to the floor...Hazel East looks up at the sound of all the commotion, and Jet just stares at the bell in his hands...

Lieberjosch: And Hazel East puts two and two together and gets five, and she calls for the bell, and then realising her mistake, she signals to Mitchell Dennis...

Dennis: Here is your winner, via a Disqualification....PHRIIIIIIXUUUUUUUUS DEEEEEEIIIIIMMMMOOOOOSSSSS!!!!

Vinegar: Jet just stands in the ring, motionless, I am sure he can barely comprehend what just happened to him.

Lieberjosch: he just got played, that's what happened, and now he'll step into Revolution at a disadvantage, Phrixus holds all the aces, with Jet refusing to use any sort of weapon, he can paint Jet into a corner...and on this display Jet will put up absolutely no resistance.

Vinegar: I can't imagine Jet would ever relinquish anything quietly, but Revolution could prove to be a real test to his current principles...

[Lord Hastings]

Dennis: Ladies and Gentlemen, please welcome....from LONDON ENGALND, THE ROOOOOOLLLLLLLIIIIIINNNNNNG STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONESSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!

Huge cheer from the fans as Mick Jagger, Keith Richards, Charlie Watts, and Ronnie Wood take to the stage set up in front of the Ground Zero band banner

Mick: ELLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!

Huge reception from the crowd

Lieberjosch: How did.....why are.......How could he afford the Rolling Stones?

Vinegar: He doesn’t pay for them I think, it’s probably the Consortium that came up with the idea of the Stones

Covert Jay: Oh god, I can’t believe they managed to wrangle up an awesome band for that little ninja!

Lieberjosch: But......that much for one song?

Covert Jay: Oh, don’t complain....it’s a free Stones gig! True Ninjas love the Rolling Stones!

Mick: We are all very happy to be here tonight, and this next tune we want to dedicate to the man of the hour, ‘The Cyclone’.

The intro to ‘(I can get no) Satisfaction’ starts up to a thunderous round of approval from the fans

Mick: I can't get no satisfaction,
I can't get no satisfaction.
'Cause I try and I try and I try and I try.
I can't get no, I can't get no.

(JK enters through the curtain, fans cheering for both the song, and the host. JK smiles, points to Mick, and then joins in for the verse)

Mick + JK: When I'm drivin' in my car
and that man comes on the radio
and he's tellin' me more and more
about some useless information
supposed to fire my imagination.
I can't get no, oh no no no.
Hey hey hey, that's what I say.

(JK finishes the verse and poses with the stones for a photo op for the fans, with cameras flashing wildly. JK once again smiles and continues down the ramp)

Mick: I can't get no satisfaction,
I can't get no satisfaction.
'Cause I try and I try and I try and I try.
I can't get no, I can't get no.

(JK high fives some of the fans and signs autographs for those who request it)

Mick: When I'm watchin' my TV
and that man comes on to tell me
how white my shirts can be.
Well he can't be a man 'cause he doesn't smoke
the same cigarettes as me.
I can't get no, oh no no no.
Hey hey hey, that's what I say.

(He has now again reached the ring. This time however, JK is handed a t-shirt Bazooka. He points at the gun, then at the crowd)

Mick: I can't get no satisfaction,
I can't get no girl with action.
'Cause I try and I try and I try and I try.
I can't get no, I can't get no.

(With massive Cheers from the people in attendance, JK begins to fire out ‘JK’ and ‘Aussie Rebels’ t-shirts into the crowd)

Mick: When I'm ridin' round the world
and I'm doin' this and I'm signing that
and I'm tryin' to make some girl
who tells me baby better come back later next week
'cause you see I'm on losing streak.
I can't get no, oh no no no.
Hey hey hey, that's what I say.

(JK climbs into the ring, and Poses for a final time. He grabs a mic laying on the floor of the ring, and watches the Rolling stones finish the song with a huge smile on his face)

Mick: I can't get no, I can't get no,
I can't get no satisfaction,
no satisfaction, no satisfaction, no satisfaction.

JK: By what has to be the luckiest thing to happen for this show, and something I never thought I would be able to say, ladies and Gentlemen, Virgins and Paedophiles, THANK YOU TO THE ROLING STONES!

Thunderous amounts of cheers emit from the audience as the Stones take their leave. As by the expression on JK’s face, we can tell that he is absolutely amazed at the booking powers of the Consortium

JK: Alrighty it’s time to get Ground Zero started!

The crowd cheers, yet less loudly as some would have lost their voices from cheering the Stones
JK: My next guest has been stuck in a bit of a ‘Moment’ if you will, He is also originally from England, and now spends his time waving a flag and trying to take back ‘The colony’ from the ‘colonials’ and bring it back to the Queen. As per the comments of last week from Sheena, and again earlier this week on radio station Hits 111.7, I thought it might be cool to get some thoughts from one of the individuals involved. Ladies and Gentlemen in attendance, and everyone back in the realm of the internet, Please welcome DUNCAN RYDER!

A loud chorus of boos echo throughout the Arena as ‘The land of hope and Glory’ rings throughout it. Duncan walks out onto the ramp, waving a Union Jack flag. He makes his way down to the ring resting the pole on his shoulder. When he reaches the ring he climbs in up the steps and onto a turnbuckle. He poses for a moment before planting the flag behind the pads. JK picks up the other mic, and hands it to Duncan, who graciously accepts

JK: So, Duncan, or is it Captain Ryder.....

Ryder: Captain Ryder to you boy.

JK: Captain Ryder what are your thoughts on your partner taking on the Headliner Later tonight?

Ryder: What do you think? Tonight the Brigadier General is going to make an example of Travis Roberts and once he does, the rest of you can start falling into line.

JK: Do you think that maybe a win over one half of the Co-Op champions will bring the Royal 1st Battalion another set of main event spots on later dates?

Ryder: Of course it will. People will come from miles around to witness this nations retribution first hand.

JK: Now, there have been a few words slung around about this whole redcoat thing, recently the last person to be a ground zero guest, Sheena Ramone, openly abused you two on local radio, even going as far as to say that you two were the Queens Royal Batty Boys, do you have any comment on that?

Ryder: No.

JK: Could you see a possible Co-Op match between you and Sheena with whomever?

Ryder: That doesn't seem very likely now does it. We are the Royal 1st Battalion. We have better things to do then discipline unruly children.

JK: That night when you and The Brigadier General were fighting Alex Kiseragi

Fans cheer at the name of the Dragon, JK waits for them to settle down before continuing

JK: What warranted the attack afterwards?

Ryder: We sent a message. You saw him, he had to be carried out of here and anyone who tries to get in our way will get the same.

JK: Rumour even has it that you guys were banned from training at the cave, care to comment on that?

Ryder: Seriously? Would you train in your enemy's camp?

JK: Captain Ryder, thank you for taking the time to talk to us tonight.

Ryder: Goodbye for now citizens but don't fear. I will return soon, until then, maintain hope in your Queen and you will be saved.

JK: Don’t forget, we will see the partner of Captain Ryder take on a former 3 time GIW Global champion later tonight. Do not change the URL, whatever you do. Just bring up a new tab if you must.

JK shakes Ryder’s hand as he heads off to the backstage area

Vinegar: wow that has to be one of his best yet!

Covert: I can’t get no.....oh no, no, no!

Lieberjosch: That was actually acceptable due to the presence of such a great rock band.

Vinegar: Ladies and Gentlemen, please stay tuned, more brilliant moments like that coming up!

[Lord Hastings]

The lights flicker to green and gold as the opening guitar riff for 'It's my life' kicks in. JK walks through the curtain and out onto the entrance way. JK looks up at the fans as he holds up an open hand, queuing fireworks to go off in set locations around the arena. JK continues down to the ring, high-fiving the fans on the way. JK slides into the ring before climbing the turnbuckle and doing his signature five finger pose, before giving one last searching look throughout the crowd, showing almost no emotion.

Mitchell: The following contest is scheduled for one fall and is a Triple Threat! Introducing first, the Cyclone, JAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY KAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!

Lieberjosch: JK is facing Savana and Enigma, one of his friends. He should have read Article 215: Friendship is not the only ship that never sinks. Infact it sinks often!

Vinegar: That old classic.

Lieberjosch: You've read it?

Vinegar: Nah, Covert Jay fed it to a Koala Bear.

Covert Jay: Reginald to be precise.

Lieberjosch: When did he get a Koala?

Vinegar: It's best not to ask...

Dennis: And his opponent. Standing five foot eleven inches, weighting in at 202 pounds, he's the current CWA Heavyweight Champion, he is Eeeeenigmmmaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

Vinegar: So here we have two men, good friends, but how long will that last?

Lieberjosch: Well, considering their opponent is Savana, a fine while.

Vinegar: Though, Savana has looked very impressive recently.

Lieberjosch: But he's only ever won when I wasn't at the commentary desk.

Covert Jay: Josch has a point.

Lierberjosch: My name is not Josch.

Covert Jay: Josch? Josh? Joshman? The Amazing no more I say!

“Bullet with butterfly Wings”

Dennis: introducing his opponent, in his first known Main Event in over a year, ANNNNNNNNDDDDYYYYYYY SSSSSAAAAAAVVVVVVAAAAANNNNNAAAAA!!!

Vinegar: Savana has been more and more impressive as we go along recently.

Lieberjosch: Hmmph. It shall not last, once a jobber, always a jobber.

Vinegar: Well he beat Travis Roberts...

Lieberjosch: Don't rattle on the small details!

Covert Jay: And Savana takes down both Enigma and JK with a Double Clothesline.

Vinegar: You were saying?

Lieberjosch: The two clearly feigned it. Toying with him.

Vinegar: Savana throws Enigma to the outside and starts pounding on JK, who is starting to block the punches!

Lieberjosch: See what I mean?

Covert Jay: JK grabs one of Savana's fists before turning him into an Capture Suplex!

Lieberjosch: And now JK knees Savana in the gut. Enigma shouts JK's name, who throws Savana to him!

Vinegar: Hurricanrana! Amazing execution! Enigma hooks one leg!

ONE!

Covert Jay: JK spots this, and boots Enigma in the back of the head, breaking the count. Very viper like.

Vinegar: Viper like? You don't mean like?

Covert Jay: Yes, I mean Randy -

Vinegar: Stop there, or we gotta pay out for the use of his name.

Covert Jay: Sure, no problem............ RANDY ORTON!

Vinegar: Damn!

Lieberjosch: Enigma and JK are battling one another. JK off the ropes, Enigma ducks the Clothesline, springboards, CROSSBODY!

Vinegar: Enigma rushes to the corner and leaps up. Turning around he flies towards JK and hits a Double Front Knee Smash!

Lieberjosch: Enigma pins JK!

ONE!

TWO!

Covert Jay: Savana breaks it up?

Vinegar: Savana breaks it up.

Covert Jay: Is there an echo?

Lieberjosch: Savana German Suplexes Enigma! Enigma lands between the ropes!

Vinegar: JK is picked up by Savana. Savana goes for Sit Down Jawbreaker!

Lieberjosch: JK manages to fight out of it!

Vinegar: JK spins Savana into an Gut Kick! EYE OF THE STORM!

Covert Jay: Where!

Vinegar: In the ring!

Covert Jay: Kinda odd place for a storm to be.

Vinegar: Pin!

ONE!

TWO!

Lieberjosch: Enigma breaks the count up!

Vinegar: Enigma and JK back to battling one another.

Covert Jay: JK bounces off the ropes and Enigma bends but JK leaps in the air and hits a Mule Kick! Does that make Enigma a mule?

Vinegar: JK bounces off the ropes! FLYING DEBRIS! JK picks up Enigma, and goes for a Cyclone!

Lieberbosch: Not anymore! Enigma reverses it into an Thunder Child! CONNECTED!

Vinegar: Enigma goes for the pin! NO!

Covert Jay: Savana just showed ninja skills!

Vinegar: SAVANA'S CHAMBER OF PAIN!

Lieberjosch: Enigma can't tap out now... I'm still here!

Covert Jay: He doesn't seem to be close.

Lieberjosch: Wait a second, The Spanish announcers just said something wrong... I'll be back...

Covert Jay: No! Wait! Drat, he's gone.

Vinegar: So does that mean?

Covert Jay: Yep! Enigma reaches for the bottom rope but gives up! He taps!

Vinegar: Here is your winner ANDY SAVANA!

Lieberjosch: They were trying to describe a neanderthal to describe Savana, so I had to give them the right phrase. What happened?

Covert Jay: Savana won.

Lieberjosch: How? What? Why? When? Why must this happen whenever I leave you two alone?

[Lord Hastings]

Lieberjosch: May we please just proceed with the next match?

Vinegar: You don't want to banter? The ring crew kind of appreciates when we take up a minute or twelve. You know a fair number of the fans haven't returned from the potty.

Lieberjosch: It's not my fault a Savana match is no longer the opening restroom break.

Vinegar: Well what about...

Lieberjosch: JUST GET THAT DAMN THING AWAY FROM ME!

We're shown Covert Jay holding up what looks like a breadless chicken sandwich to Lieberjosch.

Jay: Wanna try?

Lieberjosch: No.

Jay: It's good.

Lieberjosch: It's a heart attack wrapped in wax paper.

Jay: Oh come on. It's a Double Down. You like to double down, right?

Lieberjosch: What, is that some kind of joke?

Jay: Just sayin'sall. They're delicious.

Vinegar: They really are. I had three before the broadcast. Which is brought to you the viewers by Kentucky Fried Chicken. Home of the Double Down! There's no room for the bun!

Dennis: Ladies and gentlemen the following contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first being accompanied by Captian Duncan Ryder, standing five foot eleven inches, weighting in at 225 pounds, this is Brigadier General Jjjjjjjjjohnnyyyy Bblllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllake!

'Land of Hope and Glory'

Johnny strides out to the ramp and heads straight down to the ring leaving Ryder on the ramp where he waves the Union Jack flag. Johnny marches straight to the ring clearly trying not to look out into the crowd. He slides into the ring while Duncan walks around ringside waving the flag for all to see.

Jay: You know what I don't get?

Lieberjosch: Simple arithmetic?

Vinegar: Into gambling debts?

Lieberjosch: Between you to morons it's a wonder I haven't learned how to pull a shot gun trigger with my toe.

Jay: No. Like where're their fuzzy hats?

Dennis: And his opponent. One half of the UG-CW Cooperative Champions, accompanied by Tyvola, he stands six foot six inches, weights 220 pounds, he is 'The Headliner' Tttrrrrravisssss Rooooooooooobberts!

'Cochise'

Music would start up, plays for about 30 seconds and when drums hit in Travis appears through the curtain. His arms will be spread out as if expecting a hero’s welcome, but of course he's obviously updated his bio to include the new music so most are confused by the extremely outdated entrance. Not put off by any simple cut and paste jobs, he shrugs his shoulders, and looks around as if to say “I'm admin bitch!” make your example.

As he struts down to the ring, he nods and smiles in a fairly patronizing way at the crowd as from behind the curtain Tyvola follows at a space that would seem less awkward had another person been between Roberts and Ty.

On climbing into the ring, will look his opponent up and down, and grin to himself whilst shaking his head as if to say “this is what you have for me?” while Tyvola snatches the Double Down from Covert Jay.

Jay: Oh, there's the fuzzy hat. On that hobo's face!

Lieberjosch: HA! He could be all that Bruiser Brody was and more with the proper management.

Vinegar: Brian Chartreuse calls for the bell, and as becoming the custom associated with a deep love for cut and paste entrances we're going to shut up now.

The action is slow to start. Roberts seems slightly distracted as he's fixated on a voluptuous brunette in the first row. Blake is a bit antsy though, and tries to the start the match by screaming at Roberts to fight him. Travis shrugs him off causing Blake to spin him around and put a finger in his face before pointing back at himself. Roberts smirks smugly before sticking out his chin and offering the first shot. Blake is happy to oblige with a thunderous snap suplex followed with a hard knee drop.

Roberts attempts to get to his feet, but is cut off by the Brigadier General's waist lock into a gut buster. Blake doesn't let Roberts hit the mat though instead pulling up off his knee, transitioning to a rear waist lock, and nailing a hard bridging German suplex for a two count.

Blake the first to his feet lies in wait then hits a devastating swinging neck breaker, he holds on, floats over into an inverse front face lock, and begins ramming his knee into the top of Roberts head compacting his neck and spine. Blake begins to pull Roberts up for a reverse DDT, but instead drops to a knee while locking in a tight and deep Dragon Sleeper.

Travis won't quit as Chartreuse asks repeatedly, instead he pulls his feet closer to himself, and then pushes them out using his reach to knock Blake off balance and roll to the mat. Roberts to his first, Blake scrambles to reach and vertical base, and Johnny turns right into a big boot from the 'Headliner'.

Roberts still feeling the effects of the opening minutes of the contest though finds it hard to follow up, and before he knows it Blake has gotten to his feet. Blake charges from behind Roberts taking his left leg out with a chop block. Blake begins stomping on the patella causing Roberts to writhe in pain. Blake lifts the leg of Travis, steps over, but Roberts boosts himself up with one arm while pulling Blake in and over with a headlock into a pinning predicament for a two count.

Black kicks out, both men to there feet, Blake shoots with a stiff right hand, Travis catches the elbow, step behind, and drops Johnny with a full nelson slam! Roberts to his feet, he slashes the ropes, and then finds the buxom brunette in the first row again. This is enough time for Blake to get back to his feet, charge with a brutal back elbow, but Roberts ducks and goes behind in on motion, and pulls Blake down with a school boy for a two count.

Both men to their feet, and Blake is sent to the mat with a Michinoku driver! This again buys Roberts the time to flirt with the brunette, while climbing to the top turnbuckle. He gets distracted though by Duncan Ryder trying to wave the Union Jack in Roberts face. Tyvola stops shaking Covert Jay demanding another Double Down, and chases off the Captain who left the flag pole near the turn buckle. Roberts thinks better than going high risk considering the distraction.

It's a good thing too, because no sooner than he hops down from the top Blake springs to his feet, and kicks the left leg out from under the 'Blessed One' as he lands. Roberts needs the ropes to keep him upright, and that's plenty of opening for Johnny to deliver a crippling shin breaker. A pair of hard knife edge chops stagger Roberts, and a greasy hippy hair pull sends the back of his skull crashing to the mat. Chartreuse is distracted by Tyvola chasing Ryder around ringside, he doesn't see Roberts fight right back to his feet, or the cracking shot to his head from the flag pole.

The sound though is enough for Brian to turn back to his duties, but not in time to catch the Brigadier General. Blake hastily locks in a deep and tight Texas Clover Leaf. Formerly known as the Muppet Breaker, re-dubbed by Jay as Buckingham Palace , and corrected by Vinegar as the Royal Stretch while Tyvola chases Ryder up the ramp and to the back.

Roberts won't tap though. He pushes up, and forces his way to the ropes. Blake counters buy walking both to the center of the ring, and then sitting back down into the Muppet Palace Stretch. Roberts running out options tries untying Blake's boot, but Chartreuse isn't biting. Roberts fighting through the pain hooks one of Johnny's ankles, and pulls him off balance forcing Blake to take a knee. Blake knowing the move is lost releases his grip and stands over Roberts who is holding his lower back. Blake stomps cruelly on the 'TWiSTeD Icon's' ankle, before repeated shots to his lower back. He runs his thumb across his throat, and then lifts Roberts to his feet.

Blake pulls Roberts in close, hooks a leg, and hoists him up for the Ballistic Buster that Jay calls the Tea Tax, and Lieberjosch hangs his head in shame. Roberts struggles free, floats over, Blake turns, kick to the belly, WHITE OUT!!

Jay: Viva la revolution!

Vinegar: White Out.

Chartreuse: ONE! TWO!! THREE!!!

And this one's in the books. Roberts rolls off Blake, and to the outside to gather his head while leaning into the brunette so she me 'nurse' his wounds. Blake after the stun wares off from the White Out hits the mat, slides to ringside, and storms back up the ramp.

[Lord Hastings]

Vinegar: What a great night we're having, we continue on with our next match, here on Synergy!

"Phucking Phreak" begins to play in the arena.

Lieberjosch: No, it appears we're instead going to have another appearance by Phrixus Deimos!

Covert Jay: A second helping of Fear!

Vinegar: We already saw Deimos in competition earlier tonight against Jet Somers, the man he will face again for the Chaos Championship next week at Revolution, why is he out here now?

Deimos walks out to the stage with a microphone in one hand and his journal in his other hand. He stares out at the crowd for a few moments before speaking.

Deimos: Next week, I face Jet Somers for the Chaos Championship. I've had some time to study Somers, and I've come to a conclusion, and that is that you are all just as misguided as he is.

The crowd begins to jeer, but Phrixus is unfazed.

Deimos: You cheer this man and treat him as a hero, but he is no hero. You ignore his crimes just as he does. He claims to take the high road, shuns the use of weapons, but I'm sure there are those among you that surely remember this.

Phrixus points up at the Globotron, which shows footage from the final episode of GIW Sentinel.

Vinegar: He’s just about managed to sluggishly haul himself into the ring...hang on...

Hanson:CHEATING SCROTUM!

Vinegar: jet’s sluggishness is because he dragged the timekeepers bell into the ring, and he lands a shot with it square between Dirge’s eyes, sending the Momentum Killer down....

Hanson: JET’S GONE APESHIT!

Vinegar: Thats a good explanation, as he pounds Dirge numerous times with the ring bell, over and over, before throwing it out of the ring towards the entrance.

The footage ends with a still shot of Jet staring in horror at his blood stained hands.

Deimos: Somers would claim that this was an isolated incident, but at No Holds Barred, it was Jet Somers that threw a man through the announcer's table. Jet Somers is a violent individual that hides the blood on his hands to this day. A Chaos Champion who refuses to use weapons? He lives a lie.

Phrixus stares up again at the image for a moment.

Deimos: I will do what I can to salvage this, and I will even allow Somers to lose on his own terms if he chooses, for I am not without mercy. Weapons will be available during our match at Revolution, in case Somers decides to stop hiding who he is from the world. If not, he can choose to give up his championship. Jet Somers has the choice to do the right thing and give this title what it deserves, or he can walk away, because our match at Revolution is going to be an " I Quit" Match.

Phrixus points up at the screen.

Deimos: See you hero for who he is.

"Phucking Phreak" begins to play again, and Phrixus walks backstage.

[Lord Hastings]

Lieberjosch: Thank god we are almost done with this show of midgets.

Covert Jay: You mean this show full of Ninjas!

Vinegar: I’d say that you are both wrong, and we have seen a brilliant show right before Revolution! The fans have had a nice little sample of the action that is to be expected in the Pay Per View.

Lieberjosch: You mean miniscule things that show no form of a true wrestler.

Vinegar: Athletic display is what keeps the fans coming.

Covert Jay: Oh ninjarific moves FTW!

DING DING!

Dennis: The following Co-Op match is scheduled for ONE FAAAAAALLLL!!!!!!!

‘Live or Die free’ hits as Forewell Boding cautiously makes his way out onto the stage, jumping around and looking over his shoulder as he makes a beeline right for the ring. He still watches carefully over his shoulder every now and then, as well as continuously scanning the crowd looking for potential threats and possible escape routes. He cautiously slides into the ring before standing up and facing the entrance; occasionally checking behind him in case of sneak attack.

Dennis: In the ring, from Chicago, Illinois, weighing in at 210lbs, FOREWELLLLLL BOOOOOOOOODIIIIIINNNNGGGGGGG!!!!!

Dennis causes Forewell to jump with surprise due to his loud voice

Lieberjosch: Who the hell is this freak?

Covert Jay: He looks like that guy from the Shield.

Vinegar: That, my colleagues, is Forewell Boding. A fairly eccentric individual who was around towards the end of GIW.

Lieberjosch: Where in the hell do you get these people from?

Vinegar: I wish I could tell you.

‘Immortal’ hits as Donovan Hastings walks out with both Owen Peterson and Calypso Desmona following directly behind him. He holds up the title to the cheering mass as he makes his way down to the ring, his regal Aurora emitting from him every step of the way. As they reach the ring apron; Donovan stops and stares at the ropes, almost wanting them to open themselves. He looks over at Owen, who returns his gaze. Hastings nods his head towards the ropes, Owen sighs as he knows what Hastings wants, and opens the ropes for him. Donovan and Calypso climb in before Owen steps through as Hastings lifts the title up once more.

Dennis: And his Co-Op partner, from Hartford, Connecticut, weighing in at 230lbs, the WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIOOOOOOOOONNNNNNN...... DONOVAAAAAAAAN HAAAAAAAASSSSSTIIIIIINNNNNGGGGGGGGSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Covert Jay: I think that the champion’s already impressive physique could be improved by learning some new Ninja moves!

Lieberjosch: You think that about everyone!

The lights dim to a near blackout, as all you can see on the Titantron is the words: "He Is Here!" Suddenly, an explosion erupts from the stage as "Firefly" by Breaking Benjamin starts up. Medos appears just as the chorus starts. He walks to the front of the stage, looks around, raises one hand up slowly, then throws it down as yet another explosion appears from behind him. The screen is showing Medos wrestling with several other wrestlers from previous matches. Medos carries on walking down; he slaps hands with one fan, and walks past the others.

Dennis: And their opponents, First, from the UK, MEEEEEDOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!

He rolls into the ring, and towards a turnbuckle. He points at the fans, raises his hand to his forehead, sticks his index and middle finger out, and salutes the fans. He then prepares himself.

Vinegar: Medos has not been looking very impressive as of late, but I’m sure that he’ll be seeking to change that tonight, as with his partner tonight.

Lieberjosch: If they had any sense at all, they would have payed attention to article #457 on being driven for a win.

Vinegar: wrote a lot of articles I see?

Lieberjosch: Yes.....yes I have....

Almost as if on cue “The One You Love to Hate” begins to blare through the arena as the lights drop and “MOMENTUM KILLER” flashes across the tron in huge gold letters. A few moments later the bass drum and drum beat starts and a video plays of Dirge driving an opponent head first into the canvas with the “Death In Vegas” before standing up and raising his hands. After a few moments the lyrics start.

“You may not like the future and we’re not here to please you...we’ll take you to the killing floor.”

“You think you want to know me. You think you want to own me, but I have nothing you can buy.”

“I can break you.”

As the lyrics say “break you” it shows Dirge demolishing JK with the “Respect is Earned”, leaving him in a heap.

“I can raise you.”

The video shows Dirge holding a Championship Belt over his head as a huge grin sits on his face.

“Bring you to your knees...”

The video shows Dirge flattening Carnival.

“Because I’m the one you love to hate!”

The video package shows Dirge standing with the RAWF World Heavyweight Championship held overhead as a furious audience is shown booing hatefully at him. His face is covered by a satisfied, ear to ear smile.

After this plays strobe lights flash for a few moments before suddenly going out as two spotlights shine onto the stage. They stay settled on that spot for a few moments before Dirge comes walking out to the ring with a gigantic and utterly obnoxious smirk of unshakable confidence on his face. The RAWF World Heavyweight and ICW Television Championship each adorn a shoulder. Behind him Erik Drugonov and David Damarest walk out and stand a few steps away, Erik with his arms folded across his chest and Damarest with his hands behind his back and an evil smirk on his face. Dirge stands and soaks in the raw hatred of the crowd before arrogantly adjusting the collar of his leather coat and slowly sauntering down to the ring, with Erik and David a few steps behind him.

Dennis: And his Co-Op partner, From Las Vegas, Nevada, weighing in at 326lbs, DIIIIIIIIRGEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!

Once he gets there he waits for Erik to walk up to his right side and Damarest to his left and hands each one of them one of the two Championships before he grabs the top rope and steps up onto the apron. He saunters to centre ring and stands there silently with his arms folded across his chest as Erik and Damarest walk around the ring, up the steps and then enter the ring. They walk up a few steps behind Dirge and stand there with the two Championships resting on one of their shoulders each. Dirge waits for them to get into the ring and once they're there, Dirge takes both Championships from them, one in each hand and holds them high overhead. The fans boo the blatant showboating, which only draws a smile from him. After turning to all four corners of the ring and displaying the Championships he turns to his opponent and holds the two Championships out, blatantly showing them off to that person. He stands like that with an obnoxious grin on his face before finally handing the belts back to Erik and Damarest. After that he smirks and laughs at the person then backs into his corner and lets the referee check him. Once that happens, Dirge removes his leather coat and his shirt and hands them to Erik, who promptly leaves the ring, along with Damarest.

DING DING!

Vinegar: And we are ready for the start of this contest, with Medos starting it off against Forewell Boding. Medos starts the action off with a deep arm drag, sending Forewell straight to the mat, however Forewell springing back to his feet, Medos trying for another arm drag, however Forewell reversing it with a quick school boy pin.

Burke: ONE!!!

TWO!!!!

Lieberjosch: Kick out by Medos!

Covert Jay: Ninja like reflexes by both men!

Vinegar: Medos right back on the attack, grabbing Forewell in a front headlock, lifting him up, and planting him with a suplex. Again, Forewell springs right back to his feet, and Medos must be thinking ‘What can I do to keep this guy down?’

Lieberjosch: If he had read article 129, he would know that a brawling style is much more useful for taking resilient athletes such as Forewell down.

Vinegar: Looks like he has decided to follow your advice there, now mounting Forewell, and going for a few punches, before Forewell escapes and heads over to the ropes nearest to us.

Covert Jay: Ooh, that’s some nice Ninja skills he just displayed!

Vinegar: Oh god....

We see what caused Vinegars reaction when Forewell turns to face the announce table

Forewell: WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT THE NINJAS?

Covert Jay: Um.....that I’m a Ninja?

Forewell: MY POSITION HAS BEEN COMPRIMISED!

Lieberjosch:.....

Covert Jay:........?

Vinegar: And even Medos is confused...Forewell now heading out to his corner to exit the ring in a hurried pace, but not before Hastings can tap Bodings’ shoulder, initiating the tag. Donovan now in a handicap like match against his two opponents next week; Medos attempting another suplex, this time to Donovan, however, Donovan blocks it, and hits his own snap suplex. Hastings now on the offensive, dragging a stunned Medos into the middle of the ring and applying that Cloverleaf.

Lieberjosch: Effective way to lessen the power of any competitor is to ensure that the legs are sufficiently damaged.

Covert Jay: Ninjas have no need for legs, we can still move around quicker than Usain Bolt one a running track.

Vinegar: Medos looks on the verge of tapping out, but Dirge breaks the count as referee Glenn Burke sends Dirge back out of the ring. The damage, however, I fear is already done as we see him stand unsteadily on those injured legs.

Lieberjosch: Like I said, take out the legs, and the opponent is useless.

Vinegar: Donovan taking control once more with a devastating clothesline! And now going for a pin...

Burke: ONE!!!

TWO!!!!

Vinegar: No! Dirge breaking it for a second time!

Covert Jay: If he wants in, why doesn’t he tag Medos?

Vinegar: Doing exactly as you suggested as Medos crawls his way to his corner to make the tag, and he does!

Lieberjosch: Now this, my friends, is a wrestler!

Vinegar: Hastings and Dirge standing toe-to-toe in the middle of the ring, both their partners are either incapacitated, or have fled from a ‘Ninja’. It is down to these two men as they start to unload on each other with those vicious lefts and rights.

Lieberjosch: YES! RIGHT IN THE FACE!

Covert Jay: What was that ninja outburst for?

Lieberjosch: What?? Nothing....I mean it’s not like I put money on Dirge to win here tonight....stop accusing me of such things! Lies and slander!

Vinegar: Donovan looking to hit the Destiny’s call....looking to put this one away......

Lieberjosch: YESS!!!!!

Covert Jay: Dirge reverses with some classic Ninja ingenuity!

Vinegar: Dirge has the champion set up...DEATH IN VEGAS!!!!!!!

Lieberjosch: PIN HIM!!!!!!

Covert Jay: NINJA COVER!

Burke: ONE!!!!

TWO!!!!!!!

THREE!!!!!!!

Lieberjosch: WOOHOO!!!

Vinegar looks up at him confused, Covert sniggers at his reaction.

Lieberjosch: Erm....I mean that was an excellent performance by these athletes.

Vinegar: That was....well....not as odd as some things I have seen in GIW....but still

Lieberjosch: Just announce the commercial break already.....

Covert Jay: the DRAGGGGOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNN!!!!!!!! Is next...

[Lord Hastings]

Vinegar: We’re down to just the final match between us and Revolution, what a card it has shaped up to be!

Lieberjosch: Ugh, you’re not about to do one of those tired hard sells, are you?

Vinegar: You don’t have to participate if you don’t want to.

Lieberjosch: No, if you’re going to do it I’ll make sure it’s at least done properly.

Vinegar: And we’ve just gotten word that there has been a change to the card, we originally expected to see JK in singles action, but that won’t be the case!

Covert Jay: JK and Enigma will team together to challenge the Blessed Beards for the Cooperative Championship!

Lieberjosch: That’s not their name.

Covert Jay: It so is.

Lieberjosch: You’re the only person that calls them that.

Covert Jay: It’ll stick one of these days.

Lieberjosch: Like hell it will.

Covert Jay: Just wait for it.

Vinegar: I’ll just read my part while you sort that out over there. It’s the biggest main event in UGWC to date, as Donovan Hastings defends the World Heavyweight Championship in a triple threat match against both Dirge and Medos!

Lieberjosch: Something is going to have to give, as the Chaos Champion, Jet Somers, defends his title against his most devious challenger yet, in his biggest challenge yet, as he faces Phrixus Deimos in an “I Quit” Match!

Vinegar: And Alex Kiseragi defends the Cross-Hemisphere Championship against the winner of the Kiseragi Invitational Tournament, the finals of which…is NEXT!

“Teahouse” hits, and Alex Kiseragi comes to the ring wearing a referee’s shirt.

Mitchell: Ladies and gentlemen the following contest is the final match of the Kiseragi Invitational Tournament. Please welcome your special guest referee for the contest….ALEX KISSSSSSSSSERRRRRRRRAGGIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!

Lieberjosch: Now this is ridiculous, allowing Kiseragi to referee this match. It means he basically gets to pick his own opponent!

Vinegar: I’ve known Alex Kiseragi a long time, I expect nothing less than for him to call this match right down the middle. What do you think, Jay?

Covert Jay: DRAAAAAAAGONNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!

"Shout 2000" hits over the PA system as John Russo appears from behind the curtain, smiling as he poses for the crowd on top of the stage. He walks at a moderate pace down the ramp, pumping his arms into the air and telling the crowd to, Shout!" When he reaches ringside, he slides underneath the bottom ring rope and quickly stands up in the center of the ring. He poses for the crowd once more, telling the crowd to, "Come on! Keep on shouting!"

Mitchell: Introducing first, from San Diego, California, JOHN RUUUUUUSSSSSSSOOOOOOOO!!!!!

Lieberjosch: You see the way Kiseragi is nodding his own head a bit as Russo is encouraging the crowd. He’s playing favorites already!

Covert Jay: He’s just revving up his dragon breath in case he needs it later.

“You Know My Name” hits as pyros explode on the opening rifts of the song, and as the music softens Travis Pierce comes out from backstage and walks to the ring.

Mitchell: And his opponent, he is the host of The Piercing Truth, TRRAVVIISSS PIEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRCCEEEEEEEE!!!!!

Vinegar: Pierce eying Kiseragi carefully, a lot of bad blood between those two.

Lieberjosch: By which you mean a lot of Pierce’s blood spilled badly and unfairly by Kiseragi, as it cannot be disputed that Pierce never had a fair shot at winning the Dragon’s Cave last month.

Vinegar: He had the same chance as Kis-

Lieberjosch: I said it CANNOT BE DISPUTED.

Covert Jay: Oooh, he really told you on that one.

Vinegar: In any case, Pierce turning his attention at least for the moment to Russo, Kiseragi looks ready, and this match is under way!

DING DING!

Vinegar: Russo and Pierce circling each other around the ring before locking up. They grapple for position, and Russo twists Pierce into a hammerlock. Pierce tries to counter and cut behind him, but Russo ducks and takes Pierce over with a fireman’s carry, and puts him into a side headlock from his knees.

Lieberjosch: This is the martial arts background of John Russo coming into play early in this match.

Covert Jay: I think those are basic wrestling holds.

Lieberjosch: I SAID IT IS MARTIAL ARTS.

Covert Jay: I’m sure you wrote an article about it.

Vinegar: Both men stand back up with Pierce still caught in the headlock. Pierce tries to shove Russo away, but Russo grabs hold of Pierce’s arm, and Pierce pulls him back into a knee to the chest. Pierce going for a gut wrench, but Russo stands and counters it into a Samoan drop.

Lieberjosch: Look at Kiseragi already in a position to count, and Russo hasn’t even gone for a cover!

Vinegar: He is doing his job the way he is supposed to.

Lieberjosch: Just looks a little eager is all I’m saying.

Vinegar: Russo not going for a cover-

Lieberjosch: See? Overanxious. You didn’t listen.

Covert Jay: Demerits!

Vinegar: Russo pulls Pierce right up into a snap suplex, and NOW he covers with a lateral press…

Kiseragi: ONE!!!




Vinegar: Pierce kicks right out!

Lieberjosch: Because he knows he has to, Kiseragi is out to screw him again!

Vinegar: Russo coming off the ropes as Pierce is getting up, and Pierce catches him in a tilt-a-whirl backbreaker! Pierce hooks the leg…

Kiseragi: ON-

Vinegar: Russo kicks right out!

Lieberjosch: Because Kiseragi wasn’t ready, he was slacking!

Vinegar: Russo tries to get up and Pierce goes to whip him off the ropes, but Russo reverses it, and sends Pierce right into the ropes! Russo chops Pierce in the chest!

Crowd: WOOOO!!!

Covert Jay: And again!

Crowd: WOOOO!!!

Vinegar: Russo preparing for a third chop, but Pierce grabs his face and rakes his eyes!

Lieberjosch: And now a distraction by Kiseragi, giving Russo unfair time to recover!

Vinegar: Kiseragi is admonishing Pierce, but Pierce ignores him and as Russo staggers away Pierce takes him down with a chop block.

Lieberjosch: And now Pierce has to take Russo apart piece by piece, giving Kiseragi no option but to give him victory!

Vinegar: Pierce gets in position and pulls Russo into a fisherman’s suplex, pinning with a bridge!

Kiseragi: ONE!!!!!




TWO!!!!!




Vinegar: Russo kicks out!

Pierce: COUNT FASTER!!!!!

Lieberjosch: Clearly Kiseragi should have read Article 137, Tips for the “Special” Special Referee.

Vinegar: Pierce pulling Russo to his feet, lifting him…

Lieberjosch: SIGNING OFF!!!

Vinegar: Russo drops off, kick to the gut!

Covert Jay: STUNNING VICTORY!!!!

Vinegar: Pierce shoves him away, Russo comes off the ropes-

Covert Jay: SUPER KICK!

Vinegar: Russo stumbles to the ropes, steadies himself, AND HE DROPS ONTO PIERCE AND PUTS HIM INTO THE GUILLOTINE!!!

Lieberjosch: Look at Kiseragi, he is practically begging Pierce to give in!

Vinegar: He’s asking him like he is supposed to!

Covert Jay: The lyrical genius of the dragon’s tongue!

Vinegar: Pierce stretching for the ropes, and he…TAPS OUT!! Pierce tapped out!

Mitchell: Here is your winner, JOHN RUUUUUUUUUSSSSSSOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

Vinegar: Pierce tapped out the Guillotine!

Lieberjosch: Did he, or did Kiseragi screw him?

Covert Jay: CONTROVERSY!

Vinegar: The replays don’t seem to leave any room for interpretation, as Kiseragi is raising Russo’s arm in-

Lieberjosch: STUNNING VICTORY!!!!

Vinegar: Russo lays Kiseragi out with the Stunning Victory, and could we see a stunning victory of a different sort when Russo faces Kiseragi for the Cross-Hemisphere Title at Revolution!

Covert Jay: Nice touch.

Vinegar: We’ll see you in just a week in Boston, at Revolution!

[Lord Hastings]

Credits

Opener
T-Rob

Ground Zero
JK & Kis

Triple Threat
Medos

Ryder vs Roberts
Tyvola

Deimos Makes His Choice
Deimos

Cooperative Match
JK

Main Event
Hastings

Don't forget, deadline is Friday this week and then PPV voting on Saturday!

[Alex Kiseragi]

Woop. I'm pumped for next week now. I think this worked in the PPV hype sector. Dirge pinning Hastings and Russo taking me out at the end there. Good luck next week everyone.

[Jet Somers]

Deimos, gotta say, thanks for giving my both my first win and first loss in UGWC ;-)

Good luck next week!