Post by UGWC Staff on Jul 1, 2024 20:27:26 GMT -5
Welcome to GlobalTrollz LIVE Synergy Coverage for July 1st, 2024!
Championship Roll Call:
World Heavyweight Champion: Alan Wallace
- Next Defense: WrestleStock vs Lucy Wylde
Cross-Hemisphere Champion: Donovan Hastings
- Next Defense: WrestleStock vs Sebastian Everett Bryce and Zane Scott
Cooperative Champions: Empire of Calamity
- Next Defense: WrestleStock vs Vain & Zane
Chaos Champion: Ezra Wolf
- Next Defense:TBD vs TBD
Conquest Champion: Larry Tact
- Next Defense: TONIGHT vs Riley Reverend Reed
Keys to the Kingdom:
Keeper of the Global Challenge Key: Matt Knox
Keeper of the Battleground Key: Alan Wallace
Keeper of the WrestleStock Key: TBD on July 14
Keeper of the Massive Melee Key: TBD on September 30
Commentary welcomes us with their usual childish bickering.
The bell rings and Gideon charges at Ezra, launching himself at Ezra’s legs. This begins a cycle of Gideon trying to get control and Ezra avoiding it. Gideon finally gets control when Ezra goes to bounce off of the ropes and gets tripped by Neville. Inconveniently for both Gideon and his assistant, Hazel catches him in the act and warns him against doing it again, lest he earns himself an early night. Gideon uses the distraction to roll Ezra up from behind and nearly pin him by putting his feet on the ropes. Hazel catches this, too, and tells him that he’s done if he tries anything like that again. Gideon looks like he’s going to argue, but instead grabs Ezra and slams his face into the mat with the “Mindbreaker.” He pulls Ezra up and drives him back into the mat with “Percival’s Gambit.” He hooks Ezra’s leg as Percival pops up and grabs Ezra’s foot, holding it down to a thunderous chorus of booing. Hazel gets to two before she catches Neville’s attempted perfidy and promplty ejects him from ringside. Neville goes ballistic and leaps up onto the apron to give Hazel a piece of his mind.
Gideon smiles insidiously at this and turns on Ezra as he pulls himself to his feet. He rears back to drive Ezra’s football into the tenth row, but much like Scott Norwood he’s not successful. Ezra catches his foot, yanks it up, and then whips it down to the mat, using the momentum to slams Gideon’s face into the mat with a modified DDT. He turns Gideon over into a Dragon Sleeper, and Gideon nearly taps out before he manages to reach the bottom rope and force a break. Ezra changes his grip and pummells Gideon with forearms and elbows. When he’s done, Gideo sits on his knees, dazed. Ezra immediately puts another nail in his proverbial coffin with the “Lightning Strike.” He leaps up and comes with with “Under The Flowers,” then “Wreckage.” He rolls back out of the Michinoku Driver, leaps up onto the turnbuckle and finishes Gideon with “Gravity Falls” for the three count.
Winner: Ezra Wolf
Time: 7:07
Zane comes to the ring prepared for this divisional match ahead of the highly anticipated triple threat match for the Cross-Hemisphere Title at WrestleStock, but Pierce does not appear. Captain 80’s arrives instead, with commentary noting that Pierce alluded to this on his news broadcast this week. A quick cut backstage confirms that Pierce is indeed watching the match from catering.
Zane appears irritated with the swap, meanwhile Cap screams a lot and gets himself psyched up, shaking the ropes violently. The bell rings to start the match and Cap goes to lock up with Zane, but Zane simply shoves him to the mat, with Cap rolling away. Cap gets to his feet and uses the ropes for momentum as he charges, slamming into Zane with a hard clothesline that Zane more or less ignores. Cap aggressively points at him and shouts, before charging off the ropes again, but this time Zane boots him to the mat, and the Professional looks to be done with this nonsense.
Zane connects with Leveling the Cypress, and Captain 80’s staggers before falling to his knees. Cap begins breathing heavily and pumps his arms, psyching himself up as he starts to rise, but Zane connects with Kneed to No and puts a stop to that. Zane lifts Cap into a fireman’s carry and executes In Cold Blood, then puts a single foot on Cap as Brian Chartreuse counts the three.
Winner: Zane Scott
Time: 2:27
Commentary notes the efficiency with which Zane Scott just dispatched Captain 80’s, but questions what lies ahead of him at WrestleStock, where Hastings surely has a surprise waiting.
Glenn calls for the bell and the Conquest Champion and Reverend Reed circle each other. They lock up and Reed surprises Larry with an arm drag, then a hip toss. Larry pops up and nods at her and gets taken to his knees with a dropkick, then to the mat with a step-up enziguri. Reed executes a leg drop, then a standing senton. She springboards off of the ropes and comes down with a moonsault. She leaps up onto the top rope and flies off, attempting “The Benediction,” but Tact rolls out of the way. She jumps up and bounces off the ropes, attempts a shoulder block, and ends up flat on her rear. She darts up the corner, leaps off, and lands on Larry with a twisting seated senton.
Larry promptly splatters her into the mat with a titanic powerbomb. He pulls her up into a short-armed clothesline, then slams her back down with a ring-shaking spinebuster. Scraping her up, he smashes her into the mat with the “Tactilizer,” which he follows up with a brainbuster, a swinging neckbreaker, and double underhook piledriver. He pulls Reed up, but she collapses back to her knees. A “Humbling” and a “Star Power” lead to the three as Larry retains the Conquest Championship.
Winner: Larry Tact
Time: 6:30
End Show
Championship Roll Call:
World Heavyweight Champion: Alan Wallace
- Next Defense: WrestleStock vs Lucy Wylde
Cross-Hemisphere Champion: Donovan Hastings
- Next Defense: WrestleStock vs Sebastian Everett Bryce and Zane Scott
Cooperative Champions: Empire of Calamity
- Next Defense: WrestleStock vs Vain & Zane
Chaos Champion: Ezra Wolf
- Next Defense:TBD vs TBD
Conquest Champion: Larry Tact
- Next Defense: TONIGHT vs Riley Reverend Reed
Keys to the Kingdom:
Keeper of the Global Challenge Key: Matt Knox
Keeper of the Battleground Key: Alan Wallace
Keeper of the WrestleStock Key: TBD on July 14
Keeper of the Massive Melee Key: TBD on September 30
Commentary welcomes us with their usual childish bickering.
Singles Match: Ezra Wolf vs Gideon Thornfield
The bell rings and Gideon charges at Ezra, launching himself at Ezra’s legs. This begins a cycle of Gideon trying to get control and Ezra avoiding it. Gideon finally gets control when Ezra goes to bounce off of the ropes and gets tripped by Neville. Inconveniently for both Gideon and his assistant, Hazel catches him in the act and warns him against doing it again, lest he earns himself an early night. Gideon uses the distraction to roll Ezra up from behind and nearly pin him by putting his feet on the ropes. Hazel catches this, too, and tells him that he’s done if he tries anything like that again. Gideon looks like he’s going to argue, but instead grabs Ezra and slams his face into the mat with the “Mindbreaker.” He pulls Ezra up and drives him back into the mat with “Percival’s Gambit.” He hooks Ezra’s leg as Percival pops up and grabs Ezra’s foot, holding it down to a thunderous chorus of booing. Hazel gets to two before she catches Neville’s attempted perfidy and promplty ejects him from ringside. Neville goes ballistic and leaps up onto the apron to give Hazel a piece of his mind.
Gideon smiles insidiously at this and turns on Ezra as he pulls himself to his feet. He rears back to drive Ezra’s football into the tenth row, but much like Scott Norwood he’s not successful. Ezra catches his foot, yanks it up, and then whips it down to the mat, using the momentum to slams Gideon’s face into the mat with a modified DDT. He turns Gideon over into a Dragon Sleeper, and Gideon nearly taps out before he manages to reach the bottom rope and force a break. Ezra changes his grip and pummells Gideon with forearms and elbows. When he’s done, Gideo sits on his knees, dazed. Ezra immediately puts another nail in his proverbial coffin with the “Lightning Strike.” He leaps up and comes with with “Under The Flowers,” then “Wreckage.” He rolls back out of the Michinoku Driver, leaps up onto the turnbuckle and finishes Gideon with “Gravity Falls” for the three count.
Winner: Ezra Wolf
Time: 7:07
~Commercial Break~
Cross-Hemisphere Division Match: Travis Pierce v Zane Scott
Zane comes to the ring prepared for this divisional match ahead of the highly anticipated triple threat match for the Cross-Hemisphere Title at WrestleStock, but Pierce does not appear. Captain 80’s arrives instead, with commentary noting that Pierce alluded to this on his news broadcast this week. A quick cut backstage confirms that Pierce is indeed watching the match from catering.
Zane appears irritated with the swap, meanwhile Cap screams a lot and gets himself psyched up, shaking the ropes violently. The bell rings to start the match and Cap goes to lock up with Zane, but Zane simply shoves him to the mat, with Cap rolling away. Cap gets to his feet and uses the ropes for momentum as he charges, slamming into Zane with a hard clothesline that Zane more or less ignores. Cap aggressively points at him and shouts, before charging off the ropes again, but this time Zane boots him to the mat, and the Professional looks to be done with this nonsense.
Zane connects with Leveling the Cypress, and Captain 80’s staggers before falling to his knees. Cap begins breathing heavily and pumps his arms, psyching himself up as he starts to rise, but Zane connects with Kneed to No and puts a stop to that. Zane lifts Cap into a fireman’s carry and executes In Cold Blood, then puts a single foot on Cap as Brian Chartreuse counts the three.
Winner: Zane Scott
Time: 2:27
Commentary notes the efficiency with which Zane Scott just dispatched Captain 80’s, but questions what lies ahead of him at WrestleStock, where Hastings surely has a surprise waiting.
~Commercial Break~
Conquest Championship Match: Larry Tact © vs Riley Reverend Reed
Glenn calls for the bell and the Conquest Champion and Reverend Reed circle each other. They lock up and Reed surprises Larry with an arm drag, then a hip toss. Larry pops up and nods at her and gets taken to his knees with a dropkick, then to the mat with a step-up enziguri. Reed executes a leg drop, then a standing senton. She springboards off of the ropes and comes down with a moonsault. She leaps up onto the top rope and flies off, attempting “The Benediction,” but Tact rolls out of the way. She jumps up and bounces off the ropes, attempts a shoulder block, and ends up flat on her rear. She darts up the corner, leaps off, and lands on Larry with a twisting seated senton.
Larry promptly splatters her into the mat with a titanic powerbomb. He pulls her up into a short-armed clothesline, then slams her back down with a ring-shaking spinebuster. Scraping her up, he smashes her into the mat with the “Tactilizer,” which he follows up with a brainbuster, a swinging neckbreaker, and double underhook piledriver. He pulls Reed up, but she collapses back to her knees. A “Humbling” and a “Star Power” lead to the three as Larry retains the Conquest Championship.
Winner: Larry Tact
Time: 6:30
End Show