Sentinel 16/02/08

[T-Robosaurus Rex]

The camera spasms about the GIW arena for several seconds, revealing a frenzied horde of wrestling fans, before coming to a halt at a fidgeting Daniel Hanson and grinning Nicholas Vinegar.

Vinegar: Welcome everybody, thanks for joining us here tonight! I'm Nicholas Vinegar, here with my broadcast partner, the ever energetic Daniel Hanson, and we have quite the show lined up tonight!

Hanson: Right you are, Nick. In the Global Challenge, it's Robert Garland facing Andy Savana and Sean Jensen looking to cause an upset tonight by defeating co-owner Declan Prescott!

Vinegar: He did it last week, proving that, at GIW, you can't expect anything, except everything!

Hanson: That's certainly true, Nick! But our card doesn't stop there! Big B is making his in-ring debut against the ever formidable Aesc The Dark - that match coming up in just a few moments - and then, in the main event, Chris Austin faces his destiny in a match against the deranged Great White!

Vinegar: Certainly some truly exceptional individuals on display tonight and this show has unpredictability written all over it!

Hanson: All of our shows do, Nick. I can't wait!!

A gong is heard over the speakers, silencing the announcers and sending the crowd into a frenzy.

Vinegar: I think we all know what time it is. That gong has told us all.

Hanson: Be quiet, Nick! You might distract me from his eerie entrance. There he goes!

Vinegar: We see Aesc at the very tip of the ramp. Fog has made it hard to make out just what exactly he is doing but I can say that I’m pretty sure he is just walking.

Hanson: Just walking? Just walking!? He is making his way down to the ring. He is making his way down to victory in the name of amazingness.

Vinegar: That is not even a word.

Hanson: When you describe Aesc; it is. Look at him enter the ring. Even through the fog his presence is still overwhelming. WOW! The fog just spiraled into the sky like a massive tornado leaving Aesc standing in the middle of the ring.

Vinegar: Whether I like him or not, this man is amazing in the ring. He can make any man back down out of fear for what may happen to them.

Hanson: I am glad you decided to wise up to his intimidation. I would hate for something to happen to you.

Vinegar: Are you implying that he would harm me in anyway?

Hanson: I rest my case.

“Slither” by Velvet Revolver blares over the speakers sending the crowd into an even louder roar of cheers. Aesc shows no emotion to the entrance music.

Vinegar: Here is my pick to win this match. This man is huge but rather agile and with his cousin by his side, nothing can go wrong for him.

Hanson: I suppose we could use facts to prove that these two cousins have already been successful together. Brandon won his first round match against Savage last week thanks to the kind help of Brown.

Vinegar: Great White and Joka both interfered in that match as well. Don’t go complaining that Big B got involved.

Hanson: Look at Brown struggle to get into the ring. I think they should have just had his much smaller cousin fight Aesc this week. That way this match could hurry and pass by. I am too excited to see who moves on in the tournament to crown the first Global Champion.

Vinegar: Hazel East is our referee and she demands respect. Brown and Aesc are standing tall and ready to fight.

Bell rings.

Hanson: Right away we see Aesc punching away at Brown’s over sized face. Go AESC!

Vinegar: Settle down; the match has barely began.

Hanson: I don’t care. I can not wait for Brown to take the defeat like the oversized blob he is. It should be Savage in the semi-finals, not Brown.

Vinegar: Say what you will, but Brown just countered a right hook and got a giant head butt in. Aesc wobbles back but catches his balance before falling to the ground. Brown continues with another head butt that leaves Aesc in the same situation as from before.

Hanson: Fight back AESC! Avenge your fellow wrestler, Savage.

Vinegar: Those two were never in the same ring together.

Hanson: Well…GO AESC!

Vinegar: Just like you to ignore your faults. Aesc fires back with right punch followed by a left toe to the gut, but I think he couldn’t find Brown’s gut.

Hanson: DQ! Brown doesn’t have a gut!

Vinegar: You wish. A hard head butt from Brown and Aesc falls to his knees again. I have a good feeling that this may be all for Aesc. His head has got to be hurting.

Hanson: NEVER! Aesc fights back with a kick, then a punch, and another kick. Against the ropes; and a flying lariat. Flying Lariat!

Vinegar: Alright, Tenay. Settle down. B didn’t even fall. He is still standing; just wobbling a bit. Now he is down. That kitchen sink knee to the leg brought B down hard.

Hanson: Now work on him Aesc. Some more stomps to the head ought to send him into shock or something.

Vinegar: I personally hope that no one gets hurt in this match, audience. These comments you are hearing are all from my partner.

Hanson: Audience, Vinegar is a liar. Listen to me…oh my God! Aesc just laid a big boot right across the face of Brown sending him to the outside of the ring!

Vinegar: Brandon going to check on his falling cousin. I would think that fall hurt him quite a lot. His weight seems as if it fell on his arm.

Hanson: The referee needs to hurry his count up.

Hazel: 5...

Vinegar: He is going the proper speed and that is alright with me.

Hazel: …7

Hanson: NO! Brown is sliding back into the ring. Only a few more seconds and this would have been Aesc’s. There is always next time.

Vinegar: Aesc seems to be agitated. Also, Brown’s arm is injured. I can tell from here. Aesc against the ropes and a big boot to the arm of Brown!

Hanson: Cap on it. Work his arm over some more! NOW!

Vinegar: I can’t believe he would use that weakness against Brown. What is this? An arm bar.

Hanson: Yes! Aesc is one of my all time favorite.

Vinegar: There is only 10 wrestlers in GIW. You don’t have much of an option.

Hanson: I bet you like Andy Savana. That loser will never go anywhere.

Vinegar: We will see later in the show when Savana takes on Garland in the first round of the Global Challenge.

Hanson: Aesc has that hurt arm twisted and is ascending the top turnbuckle.

Vinegar: NO! Brown counters and while Aesc was coming down; he was greeted with a clothesline.

Hanson: I think Aesc landed on his neck! DQ! I say!

Vinegar: Oh stop complaining. Brown hit’s a leg drop on that seemingly injured neck of Aesc. Followed by a dropping head butt to the back of his neck!

Hanson: Where are the medics when you need them? They come out for false injured people but when someone is legitimately injured, they refrain from showing up.

Vinegar: Brown picking up Aesc…OH NO! Low blow! Brown can barely stand. I am sure he is still sore from last week.

Hanson: YES! Now get the SATANIC CONVERSION! NO!

Vinegar: YES! Brown countered. You have to admit that Aesc tried to pull out that move on the wrong side. Brown used his good arm to elbow Aesc in the head a couple of things.

Hanson: Aesc, stand straight man!

Vinegar: Brown goes for the Triple Power bomb but Aesc countered before he could hit the first! Turn around B.

Hanson: He did and right in time for the Satanic Conversion too. This time it’s the right side.

Vinegar: B trying to escape but can’t.

Hanson: YES! HE JUST HIT IT! HE DID!

Hazel: 1...

Vinegar: 2...

Hanson: 3! Yes, Aesc is the winner here and all because he is meant to be the Global Champion of GIW!

Vinegar: I think luck of B turning the proper direction was the reason. Had B turned the other way then he would have been able to use his good arm to get out. This time, however, he was stuck using his weak arm. I could tell in his face that he tried his best to get out.

Hanson: Who cares? Aesc just proved that he is that great!

Vinegar: Brandon getting in the ring to comfort B who seems to be depressed about his loss. The crowd seems to be cheering louder and louder.

Hanson: Look at Aesc at the end of the ramp looking great. The look of a champion.

Vinegar: But not the support of a champion because the crowd is giving an applause of B’s attempt. I am personally surprised that he could finish the match after being knocked to the outside.

Hanson: I was surprised in general that he did not die.

Vinegar: Brandon and B making their way to the back to a mass amount of cheers. I hope the crowd is this hyped for the Savana vs. Garland match coming up. As well as Declan Prescott vs. Sean in the round 1 of the tournament. Great White in action against Chris Austin later on, too. What a great way to kick things off.

[T-Robosaurus Rex]

Mitchell Dennis: Our next match is set for one fall, and is the first round of The 8 Man Global Challenge Tournament.

"Bullet with Butterfly Wings" by Smashing Pumpkins hits, and the crowd roars as Andy Savana comes to the ring. The crowd gasps as he turns his head 180 degrees, then shrugs and walks to the ring.

Dennis: Introducing first, from Houston, Texas, weighing in at 244 pounds, AAAAAAAANDYYYYYYYYYYY...SAAAAAAAVANAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Savana runs his hand through his hair in the ring, and waits for his opponent.

"So Hated" by Zeromind plays, and a chorus and mixed boo's and cheers resound through the arena as Robert Garland steps on the stage. He raises his arms into an X position, then walks to the ring.

Dennis: And, from New Orleans, Louisiana, weighing in at 207 pounds... ROBERRRRRRRRRRT... GAAAAAAARRRRRRRLAAAAAAAND.

Vinegar: And here we go.

Both men stare each other down, before locking up.

Vinegar: Collar and elbow tie-up, both men desperately want to move on to the next round, and ow, there's a knee to the gut from Garland.

Hanson: Hah, and now Garland is clubbing Savana's back. What the hell kind of name is Andy? Gay...

Vinegar: Will you stop? Oh, and there's a heavy uppercut from Savana. He backs Garland into the corner, and WHAM, what a European uppercut. He throws him into the other corner, and ow, what a boot to the head

Hanson: Come on Garland, win one for the team

Vinegar: Savana goes to grab Garland and OH MY GOD!!! THE BRAIN DAMAGE OUT OF NOWHERE!!!

Hanson: Haha, ball game

Vinegar: Garland crawls into the cover and:

one...

two...

and

No!!! SAVANA KICKS OUT???

Hanson: WHAT?!?!

Vinegar: Garland can't believe it, but referee Owen Peterson says it was a 2!

Hanson: Come on Peterson, get some damn glasses!

Vinegar: Garland picks Savana up, and wow, nice STO from Garland. Garland now, completely in control, and oooh, nice leg drop.

Hanson: Garland is going full steam, and he's gonna become our champion

Vinegar: That waits to be seen. Garland now, with the cover:

one...

two...

thr-

NO! Savanna kicks out again

Hanson: What does it take to beat this dude?

Vinegar: I have no clue, but it's going to take a lot. Garland now, getting a little cocky, HEY!!! WHAT AN UNNECESSARY SLAP!! NO WAIT!!!! SAVANA HAS GARLAND ON HIS BACK!! HE HAS HIS LEGS!! TURN HIM OVER!!

Hanson: No, this can't happen

Vinegar: Hell yes it it can, aaaannnnd... YES!! SAVANA HAS SAVANA'S CHAMBER OF PAIN LOCKED IN!! IT'S OVER!!!!

Hanson: No, come on Garland, get out of it

Vinegar: It's locked in... Savana's wrenching it... GARLAND TAPS!!! GARLAND TAPS!!! IT'S OVER!!!

Hanson: Dammit... come on.

Dennis: Here is your winner as a result of a submission, ANNNNNDYYYYYYY... SAVAAAAAAAAANNAAAAAAAA

The crowd roars with approval as Savana has his hand raised. He raises his arms, and the crowd cheers enthusiastically

Vinegar: Well, there you have it. Andy Savana moves on to the semi-finals to face either our owner, Declan Prescott, or the young upstart, Sean Jensen.

Hanson: I don't care who it is anymore. Let's move on.

[T-Robosaurus Rex]

"The Air That I Breathe" blares throughout the arena, as Declan Prescott and Cara Costello make their way into the arena, met with a ringing jeer from every fan present. Both of them ignore their negative reaction, as Declan raises his arms in the air, for his signature entrance taunt.

Dennis: The following match is scheduled for one fall and is a first round match in the Global Challenge Tournament! Introducing first, being accompanied by Cara Costello, currently residing in Los Angeles, California and weighing in at 223 pounds, he is the GIW co-owner, The Significant Player.... DECLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN PREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESCOTT!!!!!!!!

Declan gives Cara a quick peck on the cheek and then enters the ring, via the steep steps. He climbs the top rope and extends his arms once more, relishing in the jeers he receives. He returns to the mat and awaits Sean Jensen, as his music fades.

"Never Gonna Stop (The Red, Red Kroovy)" begins pulsating throughout the building, as Sean Jensen leaps onto the stage. Progdoor and Levi Witham aren't far behind, as he bounces from the left side of the stage, to the right.

Dennis: And the opponent, being accompanied to the ring by Progdoor and Levi Witham, from Sacramento, California and weighing 23 pounds, The Real Innovator... SEEEEEEAAAAAAN JEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jensen tosses his hoody into the crowd from the stage area and then bolts full speed down the ramp way.

Vinegar: Jensen slides into the ring and almost flies up to his feet, as the bell rings and this match is underway! But Prescott is ready and instantly goes on the attack. The two lock up! They seem pretty even here!

Hanson: And interestingly, both guys are the same in height and weight. Down to the pound!

Vinegar: Certainly both men are an even match, but I think Jensen has the advantage in speed, while Prescott has a slight strength advantage. Prescott needs to keep this match at a slower pace, while Jensen has to do everything he can to speed the match up. It's going to be interesting to see how that plays out.

Hanson: Jensen with the early advantage hits a quick knee into Prescott's midsection. He bounces off the ropes and takes Declan down with a clothesline. I'll admit, this kid has some talent.

Vinegar: He wouldn't be here if he didn't. Sean now leaps onto the second rope and turns in mid air, with a spinning leg drop! Great athleticism, but Prescott is able to move out of the way in time. Sean lands on his rump and Prescott sends his back to the mat with a stiff kick to the face.

Hanson: Ha! 'Rump'!

Vinegar: I figured you'd take an interest in that word.

Hanson: That is not very politically correct, Nick. Now lets watch Prescott kick this kid's bitch ass!!

Vinegar: Why do I even bother? Prescott has grounded Jensen with a headlock on the mat. Jensen looking for some way out, but he's not close enough to any ropes. He musters all his strength and begins hitting some clubbing blows into Prescott. Again and again, but Prescott seems to be enduring the pain and is refusing to release this hold. Jensen kicks his legs wildly, trying to get some sort of advantage here, but to no avail.

Fans: BORING! BORING! BORING!

Vinegar: Well these fans aren't happy with the direction Declan Prescott has taken this match. I do have to admit that this isn't the most exciting thing in the world.

Hanson: But look at Declan's face, Nick. The more irritated those fans become, the broader his smile grows. He's enjoying teasing them.

Vinegar: I thought he would want to give the fans a good show, more than anyone else.

Hanson: He does Nick and you know the best way to do that? By giving the fans more Declan Prescott and winning this match.

Vinegar: That's debatable. Regardless, Jensen's arm just fell for the first time. Now the second. One more and he's finished.

Hanson: This is sad.

Vinegar: Jensen's arm falls a third ti - NO! His entire body begins shaking frenetically and he smashes a fist into Prescott's skull! Another! Another! He's throwing everything he has into those HUGE punches!! Prescott can't take it and releases the hold!! What a second wind from Jensen! Now The Real Innovator climbs to his feet, but Prescott sends him straight back down with a gut wrench suplex!

Hanson: Prescott's arsenal is as impressive as you'll find. every move he does, he does with extreme accuracy and impact.

Vinegar: It's certainly difficult to find a fault with Prescott's in-ring abilities, but his character leaves a lot to be desired. Now The Significant Player lands a spinning leg drop across Jensen's face. One has to think he's trying to weaken Jensen's head for that Perfect Play.

Hanson: Trying and succeeding, Nick.

Vinegar: Now Prescott rolling Jensen onto his stomach and looks to like in the crippler cross face!!! Jensen scrambles for his life and reaches his feet. Prescott takes hold of his ankle and trips Sean up! The Significant Player leaps like a bolt of lightning onto Sean Jensen and gets that cross face locked in!! Jensen quickly gets a hand on the ropes and Declan breaks the hold at a 4 count.

Hanson: Smart move by Prescott, holing that submission on for as long as he possibly could.

Vinegar: Now Prescott drags Jensen to the middle of the ring, he's obviously looking to reapply that cross face. But Jensen rolls onto his back and kicks Prescott away, sending The Significant Player crashing to the mat! These fans have erupted like Vesuvius, as Jensen forces himself to his feet!!

Hanson: Prescott still has the advantage here, as he nips up back to his feet. ARGH!!!

Vinegar: JENSEN LEVELS THE GIW CO-OWNER WITH AN ENZIGURI!!!

Hanson: Maybe he doesn't! This is terrible!!

Vinegar: Now Jensen signalling he's going to the top rope! Prescott is climbing to his feet! He makes a mad dive for the ropes and unbalances Jensen! Jensen goes groin first onto the ropes!!

Hanson: Ha, I love it!

Vinegar: You and Cara seem to be the only ones. Hazel east now getting in Prescott's face, but the co-owner simply pushes her out of the way. Very flattering behaviour there.

Hanson: He needs to focus right now, Nick. Jensen is down, but not out.

Vinegar: I have to agree with you there. Prescott now grabs Jensen's aching body and snaps a DDT from the corner on his opponent! Jensen looks dazed here. Prescott makes the cover, but Jensen is too close to the ropes and gets his arm on the bottom one at the one count. Declan, frustrated, drags Jensen to the middle of the ring, BUT JENSEN COUNTERS WITH A SMALL PACKAGE!!! ONE! TWO! THRE - DECLAN BARELY KICKS OUT IN TIME!!!

Hanson: I THOUGHT IT WAS OVER!! STAY ON GUARD DECLAN!!!

Vinegar: Prescott it outraged as he rolls back to his feet, only to take a MASSIVE dropkick from Jensen!! Prescott goes crashing back to the mat, but Jensen is too dazed to capitalise! He shakes the cobwebs from his head and advances on Prescott, who is climbing to his feet. Jensen grabs the co-owner and levels him with a sick looking pile driver!!!

Hanson: Oh my God!! This is horrible!!!

Vinegar: Both men now laid out on the mat! Hazel East starts the count! One! Two!

Hanson: Surely this match can't end in a double count out?! Who would advance??

Vinegar: I'm not sure. I suppose either both men would or neither. Seeing as the call would be Prescott's to make, I have a feeling it would be the former...

Hanson: GET UP DECLAN!!

Vinegar: East now up to six and both men are starting to climb back to a vertical base.

Hanson: This is an important time in the match! Whoever can recover first will have a huge advantage.

Vinegar: That seems to be Prescott, who lunges at Jensen. But The Real Innovator counters with an elbow to the face! He plants Declan with a harsh DDT!! Now Jensen climbs to the top rope! FROG SPLASH '08!!!! HE NAILS THAT AMAZING MOVE AND MAKES THE COVER!!! ONE! TWO! THREE - NO!!! DECLAN IS ABLE TO KICK OUT AT THE LAST POSSIBLE MOMENT!!!!

Hanson: THAT WAS TOO CLOSE!!! DECLAN IS IN MAJOR TROUBLE!!!

Vinegar: You're right there, as a now very frustrated Sean Jensen climbs to his feet. Declan stumbles his way back up, but Jensen with a quick kick to the gut AND LOOKS FOR THE MAJOR HEADACHE!!!

Hanson: NO! IT CAN'T END THIS WAY!!!

Vinegar: Prescott is able to break free and tips Jensen over his back, sending The Real Innovator harshly into the mat! Declan has saved himself for the time being AND NOW HE'S INDICATING FOR THE PERFECT PLAY! PRESCOTT CHARGES FULL FORCE AT THE STILL RECOVERING JENSEN!!! JENSEN DUCKS THE BOOT AND TAKES PRESCOTT'S OTHER LEG OUT AS HE GOES!!!

Hanson: DAMMIT ALL!!!

Vinegar: PRESCOTT BACK UP! JENSEN AGAIN LOOKS FOR THE MAJOR HEADACHE!!! THIS MATCH IS OVER ONCE HE HITS IT - NO!!! THAT DAMN CARA COSTELLO HAS CLIMBED ONTO THE APRON AND IS SCREAMING OBSCENITIES AT JENSEN!!!

Hanson: What a woman!!

Vinegar: Dammit, no! This isn't right!! Now Witham and Progdoor thankfully pull her down from there, much to her dismay!

Hanson: Get your hands off her!! She's a lady and you have no right to be anywhere near her!!!

Vinegar: Progdoor and Witham release Cara unharmed, but the distraction has given Prescott the chance to break free of Jensen's grip!! He hits a low blow on Jensen, while East is distracted by Cara!! PRESCOTT LEVELS JENSEN WITH THE SIGNIFICANT IMPACT!!! ONE! TWO! THREE! IT'S OVER!!! PRESCOTT HAS CHEATED HIS WAY TO VICTORY!!!

Hanson: Ha! This is brilliant!! Declan Prescott now has a one in four shot at becoming the Global Heavyweight Champion!

Vinegar: And he's already making his way up the ramp with that wench of a girlfriend, as Progdoor and Witham attend to the downed Jensen!

Hanson: Wench?! Careful of your words, Nick! That's no way to talk about a woman as important as Cara Costello!

Vinegar: Cara Costello is a BITCH and she just ROBBED Sean Jensen of his deserved victory!!

Hanson: O.O

Vinegar: Jensen was the better athlete here and this match SHOULD have been his! This is just pathetic and it sickens me that a man in Declan Prescott's position would disgrace himself like this!!

Hanson: Say what you want, Nick. At the end of the day, nothing's changed. The victory is going to go down in the books as one to Declan Prescott, no matter how you want to paint it.

Vinegar: That may be the case, but all I can say is that I hope Andy Savana gives Declan Prescott the most savage beating of his entire life!!

[T-Robosaurus Rex]

"Faint" begins pumping throughout the GIW arena, as Chris Austin makes his way onto the stage. He is met with a loud reaction, composed of both cheers and jeers. He takes a deep breath in and pauses for a moment to observe his surroundings, before heading to the ring.

Dennis: The following match is your Sentinel main event and is scheduled for one fall! Introducing first, from San Diego, California and weighing in at 227 pounds, The Next Great One... CHRRRRRRRIS AAAAAAUUUUUUUSTIN!!!!!!

Hanson: You're steaming, Nick! Your face is redder than Cara's when I played that video of her at the GIW Christmas party. Are you going to be alright to call this match?

Vinegar: Don't worry about me, I may be a little mad, but that won't stop me enjoying tonight's main event! This isn't about Prescott, Jensen or the Global Title. This is about that man there, Chris Austin, and his opponent Great White!

Hanson: Although this match was scheduled by Declan as a punishment for Chris Austin's disrespect aimed at our owner.

Vinegar: I guess we're about to see how that punishment works out.

"Morgenstern" begins playing, as Chris Austin settles himself in the ring. Great White appears on the stage and is met with a tremendous round of cheers. Charley 'Joka' White accompanies the giant, as he heads towards the ring.

Dennis: And the opponent, from... urgh, his profile didn't say, weighing in at 405 pounds.... GRRRRRRRRREAT WHITTTTTTTTTTTTTTE!!!!!

Great White staggers towards the ring and makes his way inside, via the ring steps. Joka positions himself against the apron and the ring bell sounds.

Vinegar: Great White and Chris Austin circling around the ring, White certainly has the crowd on his side for this main event match.

Hanson: Yeah, but don't think that will bother Chris Austin for a second. He's here to win and win only.

Vinegar: Austin makes a quick attack and delivers a stiff kick to Great White's knee. Great White goes down to one leg, Austin bounces off the ropes and looks for a follow up attack, but Great White swings that massive fist of his and sends Austin battering into the mat, with a HUGE clothesline!!

Hanson: Great power from Great White. It's fitting, Nick.

Vinegar: Thanks for that insightful comment. Now Austin getting back up, but Great White quickly bunts him back down with a head butt! This isn't looking good for Austin. He gets up a second time, but Great White kicks him back down! Such power by The Extreme Giant!

Hanson: Indeed and Austin is going to have to find a way around it to win this thing. Preferably a way that doesn't involve him getting disqualified. Ha!

Vinegar: I wouldn't count Austin out by any means just yet. He's one resourceful individual. Now The Next Great One rolls out of the ring, looking for some breathing space. He doesn't get what he wants, as he finds himself face to face with Charley White!!

Hanson: Ha! That clown is laughing maniacally and Austin has drawn a total blank! He doesn't know how to respond to this!

Vinegar: He doesn't have time, as Great White is right behind him!! He smashes Austin in the back of the head, clubbing him right into Charley White!! Both men go tumbling to the floor!

Hanson: Look at Great White's face! He looks terrified!!!

Vinegar: Great White is hurrying back into the ring, Charley White looks completely disgusted!! It was an accident, dammit!!

Hanson: You don't know that. Maybe it wasn't! Maybe Great White is plotting his brother's demise!

Vinegar: I seriously doubt that. Either way, now Austin is back into the ring. Great White swings, but Austin is able to duck. He looks for a neck breaker, but White elbows him clean away. Austin seems to have taken personal offence at being overpowered like that. He responds with a quick eye poke into Great White! Dammit, that's cheating!!

Hanson: Glenn Burke is being very vocal about this action, but Austin is tapping his nose, as if to say that's where he got White! I think he might be right!

Vinegar: I think he's a damn liar!! Great White responds in kind and hammers Austin in the skull with his giant boot! It seems White is angry and I can't blame him!!

Hanson: This is bad for Austin. He shouldn't have let himself become distracted by the referee.

Vinegar: It's too late now, as Great White is stomping away at The Next Great One with unrelenting fury! Austin manages to roll free and scrambles back to his feet! White is right on top of him, BUT AUSTIN SCORES WITH AN RKO FROM NOWHERE!!! HE MAKES THE COVER! ONE! TWO! GREAT WHITE POWERS OUT!!

Hanson: While Great White isn't renown for his overachieving brain capacity, the man can fight, I'll give him that. It'll take more than that to defeat him.

Vinegar: Why do you have to say such mean things about White? He's out here just trying to get by, like everyone else.

Hanson: Because it's true, Nick. The man is as docile as a brick and he has looks to match. I'm called to pay what I see.

Vinegar: Well I see Great White ignoring those clubbing blows from Chris Austin and rising back to his feet. With a MIGHTY shove, he sends Austin soaring into the mat! What raw, unadulterated power!!

Hanson: It doesn't keep Austin down for long though. He rolls straight back up to a vertical base and comes back at White!

Vinegar: Great White looks for a head butt, but Austin evades. Austin with a kick to the back of White's knee cap and then hits a face first Russian leg sweep!! Great White has been taken off his feet and Austin rolls him over with his foot. What's he doing now? He's looking for the corporate elbow!!!

Hanson: He bounces off the ropes, but Great White rolls to safety!! Austin tastes nothing but mat! Ha!

Vinegar: White gets up, like he's completely fine!! Austin looks panicked! He has to be wondering just what it's going to take to keep this behemoth down!! He looks for a DDT, but White trips him up and sends him crashing to the mat! Austin back up again and looks for a double-A spine buster, but White clubs a smashing double axe handle into The Next Great One's spine!!

Hanson: White is infuriated!! He's had enough!!

Vinegar: Great White now grabs Austin AND LIFTS HIM UP FOR THAT TREMENDOUS POWER BOMB!!! HERE IT COMES!!!

Hanson: Bye Austin!! It was knowing ya!!!

Vinegar: Wait!! Austin just pulled something from his tights!!! NO!! NOT AGAIN!!! AUSTIN JUST SMASHED GREAT WHITE IN THE SKULL HALF A DOZEN TIMES WITH BRASS KNUCKLES!!!! GREAT WHITE TASTES THE MAT!!! BUT HE'S STILL NOT STAYING DOWN!!!

Hanson: This guy really IS a monster!! Austin is terrified!!

Vinegar: Austin bounces off the ropes, before Great White is completely recovered AND LEVELS HIM WITH THE SOCAL GUTCHECK!!!!! HE MAKES THE COVER!!! NO! NO!!! ONE! TWO!!! NO, NOT LIKE THIS!!! THREE!!!!! THE MATCH IS OVER!!!!

Hanson: Austin did it! He actually did it!! I can't believe this!! Neither can Joka! He looks furious!!

Vinegar: I can't believe this!! Austin is dashing up the ramp way, taunting to the crowd as he goes. Dammit, the man cheated!!

Hanson: I just don't understand how Glenn Burke didn't see it!

Vinegar: I guess, because Great White is so tall, Burke didn't have a clear view of what was going on. This is a travesty! What is it with these guys and brass knuckles?!

Hanson: It's all about the victory, Nick. Everyone in this company wants to win and to win, you do what you have to do.

Vinegar: Well regardless, we're now out of time folks. Please join us next week for the Second Chance fatal four way and the Global Challenge Semi-Finals. Until then, this is Nicholas Vinegar -

Hanson: And Daniel Hanson -

Vinegar: Signing off. Until then, take care of yourselves.

Hanson: Peace, everybody.

[T-Robosaurus Rex]

Originally posted by Declan Prescott