Post by bCb on Jun 26, 2010 13:36:08 GMT -5
The scene opens up to outside of the ongoing Revolution pay-per-view. The Brick City Boyz, "Dynamite" Derick Felix and David "Hitman" Lopes appear at an entrance blocked by a single security guard. Hitman lifts up his shades to look at the guard...
Hitman: "Hey <looks at name tag> Pete-y. How you been?"
Peter: "Can I help you two?"
Hitman: "Yeah, we're here for the show."
Peter: "Tickets."
Dynamite: "Tickets?"
Hitman: "Petey, it's us, Dynamite, Hitman? BCB? Brick City Boyz?"
Petey: "Let me see some ID..."
The Boyz show the guard their ID...
"...Oh, it is you. I--wait, you guys haven't been around here for a while. How do I know you two weren't fired?"
Dynamite: "Cuz we're still on the site page."
Hitman pulls out his new iPhone 4 to the UGWC.com website then the "Entertainment Professionals" page...
Petey: "Alright. But you guys aren't on the card tonight so seeing you guys aren't in the building already, I can't let you in."
Dynamite: "Really, man?"
Hitman: "Oh, how can I forget, I do have a ticket..."
Hitman slides out a black baseball bat, which features the BCB logo over the sweet spot, from the back of his shirt and blasts Peter in the sternum and smashes it across his back, laying him out. He then turns to Dynamite...
"I told you we'd need it."
Dynamite just rolls his eyes and walks over the lain guard and the Boyz enter the TD Garden arena. A few moments of walking another guard appears...
Guard: "Hey, you can't be back here."
Hitman: "Run!"
The Boyz begin to run throughout the backstage of the arena as the guard calls for back-up from his walkie...
Guard: "We've got two delinquents running around the back. One white, one bla-- I mean African American."
Dynamite stops in his tracks...
Dynamite: Hey, I'm not African I'm Haitian!
As he utters that, another guard appears and the chase continues. As the Boyz turn the corner, they see a group of guards...
Guard 2: Hey, there they are!
The Boyz run back and cut another corner and end up in the arena during the Cooperative match between the Blessed Beards and Crash and Burn. A small "BCB" can be heard as well as a back and forth "We want Felix/We want Lopes" chant. The Boyz try to scurry through the crowd, remaining unnoticed, yet soaking in the adulation...
Guard: Guys, we lost them in the crowd. Let's go, I was right in the middle of a good corn dog.
Few days later...
The Boyz are sitting in the office of the Head of Human Resources himself "Old Bob" Robert Oooley. Ooley stares the Boyz irritatedly with Louis in hand...
Ooley: "Shooter, TNT, you kids think you're real hot stuff around here, huh?"
Dynamite: "Listen Mr. Ooley--"
Ooley: "That's... actually right..."
Dynamite: "Well, I do know a little French--"
Ooley: "Hey, did I say I gave a crap? I already know what you're gonna say. You're gonna grovel and ask for forgiveness for missin' a couple o' shows and comin' back and runnin' rampant during a pay-per-view in progress, but I couldn't care less about all that. But when you assault a guard--"
Hitman: "We're sorry about that--"
Ooley slams Louis on his desk...
Ooley: "WITH A BASEBALL BAT!!! I should sue you for gimmick infringement! But I don't care for all that legal trouble, so this is what I'm gonna do. You, Shooter, have a match, this Synergy. And your opponent is Tyboly."
Hitman pauses to try to decipher and his eyes then open wide...
Hitman: "But sir--"
Ooley: "Shut it, we're done here. Now, get the hell out of my office!"
The Boyz stand and shake their heads as they exit...
Suckers...
The Boyz are then met by security and are escorted off the premises...
Dynamite: "Are you happy now? You pissed off Ooley and now you've got a match with Tyvola."
Hitman pulles out the black bat that he used on the guard...
Hitman: "Well let's see, because of this big boy, Ooley took notice and as 'punishment', our names are back on a Synergy card. Plus I have one half of the Co-Op champs in the ring, easily putting us back in the Co-Op title picture. I'd say... yes, yes I am."
Dynamite smiles at the secret genius plan. Hitman slugs the bat over his shoulder and the Boyz walk off as the scene fades...
Hitman: "Hey <looks at name tag> Pete-y. How you been?"
Peter: "Can I help you two?"
Hitman: "Yeah, we're here for the show."
Peter: "Tickets."
Dynamite: "Tickets?"
Hitman: "Petey, it's us, Dynamite, Hitman? BCB? Brick City Boyz?"
Petey: "Let me see some ID..."
The Boyz show the guard their ID...
"...Oh, it is you. I--wait, you guys haven't been around here for a while. How do I know you two weren't fired?"
Dynamite: "Cuz we're still on the site page."
Hitman pulls out his new iPhone 4 to the UGWC.com website then the "Entertainment Professionals" page...
Petey: "Alright. But you guys aren't on the card tonight so seeing you guys aren't in the building already, I can't let you in."
Dynamite: "Really, man?"
Hitman: "Oh, how can I forget, I do have a ticket..."
Hitman slides out a black baseball bat, which features the BCB logo over the sweet spot, from the back of his shirt and blasts Peter in the sternum and smashes it across his back, laying him out. He then turns to Dynamite...
"I told you we'd need it."
Dynamite just rolls his eyes and walks over the lain guard and the Boyz enter the TD Garden arena. A few moments of walking another guard appears...
Guard: "Hey, you can't be back here."
Hitman: "Run!"
The Boyz begin to run throughout the backstage of the arena as the guard calls for back-up from his walkie...
Guard: "We've got two delinquents running around the back. One white, one bla-- I mean African American."
Dynamite stops in his tracks...
Dynamite: Hey, I'm not African I'm Haitian!
As he utters that, another guard appears and the chase continues. As the Boyz turn the corner, they see a group of guards...
Guard 2: Hey, there they are!
The Boyz run back and cut another corner and end up in the arena during the Cooperative match between the Blessed Beards and Crash and Burn. A small "BCB" can be heard as well as a back and forth "We want Felix/We want Lopes" chant. The Boyz try to scurry through the crowd, remaining unnoticed, yet soaking in the adulation...
Guard: Guys, we lost them in the crowd. Let's go, I was right in the middle of a good corn dog.
Few days later...
The Boyz are sitting in the office of the Head of Human Resources himself "Old Bob" Robert Oooley. Ooley stares the Boyz irritatedly with Louis in hand...
Ooley: "Shooter, TNT, you kids think you're real hot stuff around here, huh?"
Dynamite: "Listen Mr. Ooley--"
Ooley: "That's... actually right..."
Dynamite: "Well, I do know a little French--"
Ooley: "Hey, did I say I gave a crap? I already know what you're gonna say. You're gonna grovel and ask for forgiveness for missin' a couple o' shows and comin' back and runnin' rampant during a pay-per-view in progress, but I couldn't care less about all that. But when you assault a guard--"
Hitman: "We're sorry about that--"
Ooley slams Louis on his desk...
Ooley: "WITH A BASEBALL BAT!!! I should sue you for gimmick infringement! But I don't care for all that legal trouble, so this is what I'm gonna do. You, Shooter, have a match, this Synergy. And your opponent is Tyboly."
Hitman pauses to try to decipher and his eyes then open wide...
Hitman: "But sir--"
Ooley: "Shut it, we're done here. Now, get the hell out of my office!"
The Boyz stand and shake their heads as they exit...
Suckers...
The Boyz are then met by security and are escorted off the premises...
Dynamite: "Are you happy now? You pissed off Ooley and now you've got a match with Tyvola."
Hitman pulles out the black bat that he used on the guard...
Hitman: "Well let's see, because of this big boy, Ooley took notice and as 'punishment', our names are back on a Synergy card. Plus I have one half of the Co-Op champs in the ring, easily putting us back in the Co-Op title picture. I'd say... yes, yes I am."
Dynamite smiles at the secret genius plan. Hitman slugs the bat over his shoulder and the Boyz walk off as the scene fades...
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