Post by T-Robosaurus Rex on Jun 28, 2010 19:43:46 GMT -5
Vinegar: This is Synergy! It's two weeks since Revolution and the UGWC Entertainment Professionals are ready to bring you more exciting, hard hitting and shocking action tonight!
Lieberjosch: More?
Vinegar: Revolution was a huge success, and was a great night for Donovan Hastings, John Russo, The Blessed Beards and Jet Somers who all were victorious in their title matches, and Andy Savana who set himself up as Cross Hemisphere Number 1 Contender, a shot he gets tonight.
Lieberjosch: But first we have to get the garbage wrestling out of the way first, do we really need to even air these Chaos matches? Now that Jet has dropped his weapon embargo it will be rare to see anything of note in this division.
Covert Jay: Erm, are you blind? Weapons, they are always noteworthy, especially when someone gets planted in the face with one.
Lieberjosch: luckily for us Duncan Ryder and Travis Pierce are already in the ring and we don't have to witness their entrances, there really is no need to give this match any hype whatsoever...
Covert Jay: Because it hypes itself?
Dennis: The next match is scheduled for one fall and is a Triple Threat Match for the UGWC Chaos Title. The challengers Duncan Ryder and Travis Pierce are already in the ring...
“Everybody Down”
Dennis: Introducing their opponent, the UGWC Chaos Champion....JEEEEEEEEEEEETTT SOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMEEEEERRRRSSS!!!
Vinegar: At Revolution Jet Somers wont he match, but he also dropped his restraint when it comes to using weapons, Deimos claimed it as a moral victory, but clearly The Wild Card disputes that.
Lieberjosch: In honesty, what use is a morale victory? It's only ever use is to console losers, like Phrixus. Do you ever hear Champions have to clutch at straws and claim morale victories?
Vinegar: it is rare, I'll give you that...
Covert Jay: The only victory worth having is a Ninja Victory...
Lieberjosch: One no-one else ever knows about?
Covert Jay: Not no-one, just not non-ninja's, like you.
Vinegar: Now the title is handed over the ropes, and the match is ready to get underway, can Jet Somers retain his title once more...
[As soon as the bell is rung both Ryder and Pierce exit the ring on different sides and go searching for weapons under the ring, whilst Jet Somers just stands with a grin from ear to ear, shaking his head slightly. Both men rush into the ring, Travis clutching a chair and Duncan wielding a Kendo stick, both men run and swing at Jet, almost as one, but Somers lets out a wry smile and drops to his chest in a split second, leaving both men to unleash their armoury upon the other. Needless to say both men crumple to the floor and Jet Somers is able to stand to his feet.
Pierce scuttles over to the ropes and uses them to drag himself to his feet, as Duncan Ryder who already looks like he's taken one beating this week starts to get to his knee's. Jet aims a kick at the younger half of the Royal 1st Battalion, but Captain Ryder manages to grab hold of it and spin Somers round into the path of a flying forearm from Pierce. Duncan grabs his Kendo stick and slams it across the ribs of the downed Jet Somers before laying it across his throat and then dropping a leg on it. The Kendo stick snaps and Jet rolls on the floor clutching his throat....]
Vinegar: My god, Jet's neck is bleeding!
[The chaos champion si indeed bleeding, and he pulls out a splinter nearly and inch wide, and the doctors out their can tell it narrowly missed his jugular, but it must be causing Somers some great pain. Duncan and Travis have yet to see this as they battle with one another, Travis though manages to grab the chair and swing it towards Duncan, but Duncan ducks,kicks Pierce in the midsection, and then DDT's him straight onto the chair]
Lieberjosch: Captain Duncan Ryder has the big mo, and is looking good to be the nhext Chaos Champion.
[But as Duncan gets up he fails to see Jet stagger onto his feet, and with one great deal of effort leaps onto the second rope...]
Vinegar: JETSTREAMER!
1...
2...
3!!!
Dennis: Here is your winner, and STILL UGWC CHAOS CHAMPION, JJJJJEEEEEETTTT SSSSSOOOOOOOMMMMMEEEEEERRRRSSS!!!
Vinegar: jet Somers retains his title, but at what price, Duncan Ryder certainly did not mean it, but he has inflicted a severe wound on the Chaos Champion here tonight, and the EMT's are already rushing to ringside to gather up the Chaos Champion who just rolls off of Ryder and passes out, most likely through lack of blood.
Covert Jay: And you said nothing noteworthy would happen!
Lieberjosch: You're a barbarian!
Lieberjosch: More?
Vinegar: Revolution was a huge success, and was a great night for Donovan Hastings, John Russo, The Blessed Beards and Jet Somers who all were victorious in their title matches, and Andy Savana who set himself up as Cross Hemisphere Number 1 Contender, a shot he gets tonight.
Lieberjosch: But first we have to get the garbage wrestling out of the way first, do we really need to even air these Chaos matches? Now that Jet has dropped his weapon embargo it will be rare to see anything of note in this division.
Covert Jay: Erm, are you blind? Weapons, they are always noteworthy, especially when someone gets planted in the face with one.
Lieberjosch: luckily for us Duncan Ryder and Travis Pierce are already in the ring and we don't have to witness their entrances, there really is no need to give this match any hype whatsoever...
Covert Jay: Because it hypes itself?
Dennis: The next match is scheduled for one fall and is a Triple Threat Match for the UGWC Chaos Title. The challengers Duncan Ryder and Travis Pierce are already in the ring...
“Everybody Down”
Dennis: Introducing their opponent, the UGWC Chaos Champion....JEEEEEEEEEEEETTT SOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMEEEEERRRRSSS!!!
Vinegar: At Revolution Jet Somers wont he match, but he also dropped his restraint when it comes to using weapons, Deimos claimed it as a moral victory, but clearly The Wild Card disputes that.
Lieberjosch: In honesty, what use is a morale victory? It's only ever use is to console losers, like Phrixus. Do you ever hear Champions have to clutch at straws and claim morale victories?
Vinegar: it is rare, I'll give you that...
Covert Jay: The only victory worth having is a Ninja Victory...
Lieberjosch: One no-one else ever knows about?
Covert Jay: Not no-one, just not non-ninja's, like you.
Vinegar: Now the title is handed over the ropes, and the match is ready to get underway, can Jet Somers retain his title once more...
[As soon as the bell is rung both Ryder and Pierce exit the ring on different sides and go searching for weapons under the ring, whilst Jet Somers just stands with a grin from ear to ear, shaking his head slightly. Both men rush into the ring, Travis clutching a chair and Duncan wielding a Kendo stick, both men run and swing at Jet, almost as one, but Somers lets out a wry smile and drops to his chest in a split second, leaving both men to unleash their armoury upon the other. Needless to say both men crumple to the floor and Jet Somers is able to stand to his feet.
Pierce scuttles over to the ropes and uses them to drag himself to his feet, as Duncan Ryder who already looks like he's taken one beating this week starts to get to his knee's. Jet aims a kick at the younger half of the Royal 1st Battalion, but Captain Ryder manages to grab hold of it and spin Somers round into the path of a flying forearm from Pierce. Duncan grabs his Kendo stick and slams it across the ribs of the downed Jet Somers before laying it across his throat and then dropping a leg on it. The Kendo stick snaps and Jet rolls on the floor clutching his throat....]
Vinegar: My god, Jet's neck is bleeding!
[The chaos champion si indeed bleeding, and he pulls out a splinter nearly and inch wide, and the doctors out their can tell it narrowly missed his jugular, but it must be causing Somers some great pain. Duncan and Travis have yet to see this as they battle with one another, Travis though manages to grab the chair and swing it towards Duncan, but Duncan ducks,kicks Pierce in the midsection, and then DDT's him straight onto the chair]
Lieberjosch: Captain Duncan Ryder has the big mo, and is looking good to be the nhext Chaos Champion.
[But as Duncan gets up he fails to see Jet stagger onto his feet, and with one great deal of effort leaps onto the second rope...]
Vinegar: JETSTREAMER!
1...
2...
3!!!
Dennis: Here is your winner, and STILL UGWC CHAOS CHAMPION, JJJJJEEEEEETTTT SSSSSOOOOOOOMMMMMEEEEEERRRRSSS!!!
Vinegar: jet Somers retains his title, but at what price, Duncan Ryder certainly did not mean it, but he has inflicted a severe wound on the Chaos Champion here tonight, and the EMT's are already rushing to ringside to gather up the Chaos Champion who just rolls off of Ryder and passes out, most likely through lack of blood.
Covert Jay: And you said nothing noteworthy would happen!
Lieberjosch: You're a barbarian!