Post by bCb on Jul 3, 2010 14:15:24 GMT -5
The scene opens to after the Piercing Truth goes off. David "Hitman" Lopes stands off the set as "Dynamite" Derick Felix comes in frame to join him...
Dynamite: "You're a jerk--"
Hitman: "I know."
Dynamite then just shakes his head...
Dynamite: "So I heard we got the Slugger inflatables contract signed."
Hitman: "Yup, just slipped the contracted in during our meeting with Ooley last week and he didn't even notice. I swear I can hear him raging now."
The scene cuts to Robert Ooley raging in his office just a few days earlier...
Ooley: "That damn punk, those damn punks. Do they really think they can fuck with me! Get my damn assistant in here!"
Man: "Sir, I am your assistant."
Ooley: "Took you long enough, then. Explain this shit to me!"
Ooley pulls out an inflatable black baseball bat with the BCB logo on it now, available on UGWCShop.com...
"BALLOON BATS! Are you shitting me?! You tell me who in the FUCK signed off on this?!"
Assistant: "Sir, you sign all the paperwork. Mr. Edwards comes up with the ideas but you have the final say."
The assistant looks through sent files and pulls out the merchandising contract for the "BCB 'Brick City Slugger' Inflatable Bats" item with Ooley's signature cornflower blue signature. Ooley begins to turn red with rage...
Ooley:
A knock is heard at the door...
Sierra: "Um, Mr. Ooley? May I speak with you?"
Ooley looks intensely at Sierra Steel as his assistant looks to exit the office in fear...
The scene returns to the Boyz at present time...
Dynamite: "But seriously though. You really ok with me taking this qualifying match? You know it really should've been you facing Kiseragi. I heard management coming to you and saying they wanted you in the main event. Why take a curtain jerker match with Tyvola?
Hitman: "I guess you caught me. But seriously, you've been to the top before and you're title was stolen from the most undeserving dude. He lost the belt in his first defense from a more believable champ. You know I can't stand Hastings much, but dammit, at at least his ring work is respectable. Trust me, in due time, I'll take my place as a World champ but for now... I just really wanna hit Tyvola with this bat!"
Dynamite laughs to himself...
Dynamite: "Thanks, man. You know it's crazy how a couple weeks ago, our names couldn't be found on the card but now, we're opening and closing the show."
Hitman: "Ha! Like day and night."
The Boyz look at their skin color and burst out into laughter...
"Alright, I gotta hit someone up real quick, I'll catch you on Monday, bro."
Dynamite: "Really? Alright, hey good luck in your match with Ty. Beat him good for me."
Hitman: "...Pause..."
The scene fades...