Synergy #11 Results - July 12th 2010

[T-Robosaurus Rex]

Vinegar: Ladies and Gentlemen, it’s Monday and that can only mean one thing. UGWC Synergy!

Jay: And an increased chance of Hans being executed, gang land style.

Lieberjosch: It’s Dr. Lieberjosch to you and- what!?

Jay: Well it just figures all the guys you owe money to will be grouchy because the weekend is over and want to vent on someone.

Lieberjosch: Ah but-

Jay: And you don’t have enough to pay them all back to do you?

Lieberjosch: I…well…

Vinegar: It’s a night of top Cooperative action on the cards staring The Royal 1st Battalion vs. Andy Savana and Declan Prescott. Former LWF Tag Team Champions the Young Guns reform for the night to take on former GIW Global Unified Champions Alex Kiseragi and Travis Roberts and our main event sees the UGWC World Heavyweight Champion in competition with all of his possible challengers for In Your Hands.

Lieberjosch: When you put it like that it actually sounds quite good.

Vinegar: Before that it’s our opening contest.

Dennis: Ladies and Gentlemen this is your opening contest! It is scheduled for one fall!

"Violence Fetish" hits over the PA system as Kyle Tacker steps out from the back, his arms held high and his middle finger extended on both hands. He lowers his arms as he starts to walk down the ring, stopping halfway to flip the fans off some.

Dennis: Introducing first! Kyle Tackeeeeer!

Vinegar: Kyle Tacker hasn’t been seen in a UGWC ring since failing to win his unification match with Jet Somers back at No Holds Barred.

Lieberjosch: And I can only guess The Consortium don’t want to see him back again soon either, judging by his opponent.

Kyle quickly climbs up the steel steps, and enters the ring through the second rope. He then stands in the centre of the ring and raises his arms once more to flip the fans off again with both middle fingers.

Come Together starts to play. The crowd start to cheer.

Dennis: And his opponent! One half of the UGWC Cooperative Champions! Tyvolaaaa!

Despite the announcement, Tyvola doesn’t appear.

Vinegar: Well this isn’t good.

Another minute passes.

Lieberjosch: Watching Tyvola beat idiots up is the highlight of my night. What with this?

Another minute passes.

Jay: Normally I’d think he had trained sufficient Ninja skills to be stood right in front of us without being seen but beards are notoriously hard to conceal.

Another minute passes.

Dennis: Ladies and Gentlemen referee Sam Green has called this match declaring the winner by forfeit! Kyle Tackeeer!

Vinegar: Well, probably not what he was hoping for for his return to UGWC action but it’s a notch in the win column for Kyle Tacker.

Lieberjosch: And the only way he possibly could have come up with one. He’s a very lucky man tonight.

Kyle slides out of the ring and makes his way back up the ramp, still flipping off fans as he goes.

Vinegar: That makes it time for the first of our Cooperative Matches. Two teams hoping to challenge for the title at In Your Hands. It’s Andy Savana and Declan Prescott versus The Royal 1st Battalion.

[T-Robosaurus Rex]

Vinegar: We have word that Tyvola didn't even show up to the arena tonight, rumours are he hasn't been seen for day's.

Lieberjosch: I knew this would happen, without my tutelage he has collapsed, his mental state is fragile and he needed constant care that only a true Doctor of science could give him. Not a freak of nature like cASe.

Covert Jay: Chill out, he'll be back bigger and badder than ever. He's probably just laying a Minotaur or something.

Lieberjosch: Sure he is...

Vinegar: Where Tyvola is, is not a priority right now. The next match is, and Dennis is ready to get the ball rolling on what will hopefully be the first action of the night.

Dennis: The Next Match is Scheduled for One Fall, and is a Cooperative Contest.

'Land of Hope and Glory'

Dennis: introducing first, from her Majesty's Fairest of Isle's, The ROOOOOOOOYYYYYYYYAAAAAAALLLLLL 1SSSSSSSSTTTTTTTTTTT BBBBBBBAAAAATTTTTAAAALLLLLLIIIIIIIOOOOOOONNNN!!!

[Both men appear on the stage, Duncan waving the flag, Johnny Blake looking as uncomfortable, and angry, in his outfit as ever]

Vinegar: This gimmick ain't going away is it?

Covert Jay: Of course not, it's a hit. The fans really get into hating them.

Vinegar: I'm not sure how important that is to them, from what we have seen of the R1B all they carer about is advancing themselves in the industry, I don't think they actually care whether the fans like or dislike them.

Lieberjosch: The Brigadier General is a very wise man, he has focused his team in making a name for themselves, not only have they raised their profile over the past few weeks, but now they have entwined themselves in the biggest return in UGWC History.

Vinegar: They've been despicably interfering in matches that they have no concern in, and they happened to get lucky, or unlucky, when they stuck their noses into Declan Prescott's business, whatever it may be. Declan Prescott has only been back a couple of weeks, but they have surely put themselves close to the top of his hit list with their actions.

Lieberjosch: Which raises their profile.

Vinegar: Not as much as winning the vote to face The Cooperative Champions at In Your Hands would.

Lieberjosch: they've had plenty of title shots, that doesn't get them the exposure they need.

Vinegar: If they won any it would.

Lieberjosch: Maybe, but if you can't do that, you have to formulate a different plan...

Covert Jay: Develop Ninja skills?

“Strength in Numbers”

Dennis: And their opponents, introducing first from Sydney, Australia....DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEECLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAANNNNN PRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSCCCCCOOOOTTT!!!!

Vinegar: Declan walks through the curtain, and he is holding back Andy Savana, who is chomping at the bit to get to the ring...

Dennis: And ANNNNNNNNNDDDDDDYYYYYYY SSSSSAAAAAVVVVVAAAANNNNAAAA!!!

Vinegar: Declan is insisting that Savana takes a few moments to thank the fans at ringside before they take care of business.

Lieberjosch: if Declan is as smart as people make out he'll know it's not wise to rush foolhardy into a confrontation with Blake and Ryder, you never know what The Brigadier General has planned...

Vinegar: Well, unless it involves somehow jumping them from behind, I'm not sure any of his usual tactic would be of much use.

Covert Jay: Andy looks uncomfortable, doesn't seem like he's used to talking to the people...

Lieberjosch: isn't he a crack head or something, it's probably just withdrawal...

Vinegar: I wouldn't like to speculate on such matters, what I can state is facts and that is that both men are on the ring apron now, and Declan allows Savana to start things off, and it looks like he'll be getting some quick revenge on Duncan Ryder for events last week.

Lieberjosch: And just as the bell rings, he darts wildly towards Ryder, who as Blake shouts toward him, sidesteps, and trips Savana, causing him to fall flat on his face.

Vinegar: This isn't the composed Savana we have seen over the past few months, the recent antics of the Royal First Battalion seem to have shaken him.

Lieberjosch: or it was all an act and he is the raging psycho we saw in the first month or so of UGWC?

Covert Jay: He was as mad as a box of frogs.

Vinegar: Well Duncan has allowed him to get to his feet, and Savana looks over at Declan who just cocks his head and gives him a knowing stare, and Savana nods his head, and then adopts a ready stance, inviting Ryder onto him. Seems Declan is a calming influence on Savana's impulses...

Lieberjosch: Ryder doesn't waste anytime, and acts on his own impulses, getting behind Savana and executing a suplex...

Vinegar: But Savana manages to flip out and land on his feet behind Ryder, and as Duncan turns his is surprised by and elbow that crashes into his Jaw, and then a swinging neck breaker from Savana, who goes for the pin...

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Vinegar: but Ryder kicks out, and rolls towards his corner, Savana though grabs him by the leg and drags him over towards Declan...

Lieberjosch: The Captain isn't going without a fight and manages to kick his legs free, and scramble to his feet, he looks towards his corner, and back towards Savana who is now charging towards him, and he drops forcing Savana to jump over him and into the ropes...

Vinegar: Where Johnny Blake has so conveniently decided to place his knee, and Savana falls to the ground. The Captains sgets up off the floor, and leaves a print of his boot on Savana's cheek before tagging in The Brigadier General...

Lieberjosch: Who instantly shows his tactical nuance, and before Savana can recognise there has been a tag he is slapped into a Boston Crab...

Vinegar: but Declan comes in to break the hold, and now he's politely explaining to Hazel East that it's only fair given Blakes interruption earlier, but he isn't able to finish his sentence as Johnny Blake pushes Hazel East aside and slams Declan across the face with a huge right hook, sending the Darkest Light backwards and onto the floor...and now Duncan Ryder has also jumped into the ring...

Covert Jay: poor Hazel, she's trying to get Duncan out, but he just brushes her off and helps Savana to his feet...

Vinegar: But Savana pushes him backwards and springs up drop kicking Ryder over the top rope, and almost simultaneously Declan kips up...WHITE LIGHT!

Lieberjosch: Where did that come from...

Vinegar: I don't know, but it almost seems planned, as Savana is on top of Blakes body, almost the second it hit's the ground as Declan slides out of the ring...


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3!!!

Dennis: Here are you're winners, DEEEEECLLLLLLAAAAAAAN PREEEEEEEESSSSCCCCCOOOOOTTTTTT & AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNDDDDDDDDDDYYYYYYYY SSSSSAAAAAAAAVVVVVVVVAAAAAAAAANNNAAAAA!!!!

Vinegar: Blake kicked out a fraction too late, and he looks angry...Ryder has realised, somehow, the two of them may have just got scammed and he rolls out of the ring, and goes directly for Prescott, who steps to his side and hip tosses Ryder onto the arena floor. The Captain arches his back in pain...

Lieberjosch: Savana doesn't have the same luck with The Brigadier general who has slammed his head into the canvas with a DDT, and now he's coming for Prescott...baseball slide, sends The Darkest Light into the guard rails...

Covert Jay: Hey look, it's those guys again 'PRESCOTT=ZEBRA LOVER' is the sign this week.

Vinegar: one of them just poured their beer directly over Declans head...

Lieberjosch: Blake is gonna humiliate him further, look at the look on his face, he is out of the ring and walking possessed at Declan...

Vinegar: Who quickly reaches up and grabs him by the shoulders, spins and slams Blake onto the guard rail, and unleashes a number of rights and lefts to the Brigadier General, who eventually falls to the floor, sitting propped up against barriers....

Lieberjosch: But here comes the Cavalry, the Captain striding to the rescue, and Declan hasn't seen him...

Vinegar: Oh yes he has...DROP TOE HOLD!

Covert Jay: gotta be sure Blake never wanted Duncan's head there!

Vinegar: Ryder's skull crashes into Johnny Blakes crown jewels, and both men roll around in agony...as Savana rolls out of the ring and joins hi partner, to celebrate their victory, in a match where it's conceivable more has happened outside the ring than in it...

Lieberjosch: I'm not sure I'd be celebrating such a lucky escape...

Vinegar: Well, whatever you think of it, these two guys have earned themselves some more purse tonight, and they make their way slowly up the ramp, thanking the fans for coming out and watching them...

Lieberjosch: They should probably hurry the hell up, because Johnny Blake has got to his feet, and grabbed the chair from under timekeeper, Claude de Rhombus, and is stealthily sneaking up behind them...

Covert Jay: Why don't people ever look at the huge video screen's in these circumstances...

Vinegar: In this case it's because Declan Prescott and Andy Savana are too busy with the crowd, trying to gain the trust of the more sceptical members...

Lieberjosch: and they are just about to pay the price for such a stupid endeavour...he raises the chair...

Covert Jay: NO! A crazy fan has just jumped the barricade, and is confusing Jonny Blake by waving his hands around and screaming, drawing the attention of Declan Prescott and Andy Savana...

Vinegar: That's no fan...That's DANIEL HANSON!

Covert Jay: Your crazy ex?

Vinegar: Yes...no...Ex broadcast colleague, possibly the most spineless man you could ever meet...and he has just remembered that as he stands in front of a very angry Johnny Blake, and turns and runs, Declan and Savana stand in fron of him and turn to look at Blake as they usher Hanson back to the backstage area...

Lieberjosch: This still ain't over...

Vinegar: It certainly isn't, but thanks to Daniel Hanson, it has yet to get as ugly as Johnny Blake seems to want....Daniel Hanson!

[T-Robosaurus Rex]

We see the office of the Director of Human Resources, who looks none too pleased with what he is presented with.

Ooley: Explain to Old Bob again why he shouldn’t beat you in the head with Louis and be done with you.

Before him stands Travis Pierce, alongside Dexter Vines.

Vines: I told Mr. Pierce that there will be a vote this week on UGWC.com to determine who challengers to the Cross-Hemisphere Championship, and that he can be included on the ballot.

Ooley: So what the blood is your problem with that?

Pierce: I’ve got some breaking news for you, I’ve already gotten hosed out of that title at least twice. I know damn well you’ll put me up against Kiseragi, and he’ll find some way to dupe the fans into voting for him, and I’ll get another shot stolen from me!

Ooley: Well, you make an interesting argument, by which I mean you’ve bored me stupid. If you’re not feeling the vote, we’ll just put you in a #1 Contender match for the title at In Your Hands instead.

Pierce: Uh…

Ooley: Against Kiseragi.

Pierce: What? Hold on.

Vines: Done!

Pierce: Wait! You NEED to have that vote, really should be the best talent you have available on it, I’m sure I could rally a campaign against Kis-

Ooley: Alright, I’ve had enough.

The HR Director starts to stand, picking up his bat, but Pierce backs away.

Pierce: Course, I owe him a straight-up loss, now’s as good a time as any…

Ooley: Funny how that works out.

Pierce leaves the room, and Vines nods to the director on his way, careful to walk out backwards.

Ooley: Suckers…

[T-Robosaurus Rex]

Vinegar: I shouldn't be surprised that Hanson is back, he did always have a crush on Declan.

Lieberjosch: No-one cares about the lover that spurned you, we have a match to call...

Covert Jay: I care Nick.

Vinegar: I'm not jealous, it was just a shock, Daniel Hanson putting his body on the line without being forced...that's almost unheard of...

[Fortunately, or unfortunately, depending on how you look at it we are going to leave the challenging to write dialogue for a while and just enjoy the show. Think of it as putting the TV on mute and just enjoying the action. Mitchell Dennis announces that the next match is a Cooperative one, and in a not so shocking revelation, is scheduled for just the one fall. Over the next few moments the competitors walk down to the ring, their entrance music accompanying them alongside pyro's and other extravagant theatricals.

Whilst this goes on we can doubtlessly assume that Nick, Hans and Jay are discussing, in their own long winded way, the different interests in this match. Obviously they will spend a fair amount of time discussing Kiseragi and Pierce's ongoing feud, and the revelation that they will be facing one another at IYH's in a Cross Hemisphere Number 1 Contenders match. Clearly a large sum of this time will also be refuting Jay's belief that Kiseragi is actually a mythical creature. Time would also be spent discussing Russo's' victory over Kiseragi at Revolution and his former partnership with Travis Pierce. Some time would also be spent on this being the first time the two Travis' have come face to face in the ring. In many ways you could just fill in the blanks yourself.

The match starts off with Travis Roberts and Russo facing off with one another, and after quickly tying up, the Cross-Hemisphere Champion grounds The Headliner and exerts pressure on his enck before transitioning into an ankle lock, before The Blessed One makes it to the ropes to break the hold. Roberts gets to his feet and manages to duck a clothesline that comes from Russo, and spins round catching his opponent with a Full Nelson Slam, and then he tags out to The Dragon.

The former Cross Hemisphere Champion awaits the current as he gets to his feet, and then greets him with a series of kicks to the thighs, which send Russo staggering backwards with each hit. John finally manages to block one kick, and then another, and then manages to catch a leg and weep Kiseragi to the Canvas, and then he manages to land a number of elbows on him whilst grounded before tagging out to Travis Pierce.

Pierce stands back for a moment, and as Kiseragi gets to his knee's runs up and slams his foot into the side of Alex's head, sending him onto his back. He then laughs and stomps on A-Kis' face, before dragging him to his feet, and hitting a snap suplex and rolling over for a pin. He only gets a two count, and that's mainly due to the surprise nature of the cover, and both men get to their feet quickly, and tie up.

What ensues at this point, is something that is met with a round of applause by the people in attendance with any real appreciation for this art. For around two minutes each man counters the other persons attempts tog et the upper hand, leading us to see somersaults, wheelbarrows, forward flips, springboards and multiple pin reversals, neither man ever getting higher than a one count. The they both get back to their feet, and even Travis Roberts and John Russo show their appreciation.

A-Kis nod's his appreciation, and Pierce takes advantage to strike, and manages to leap up and finally execute a hurricanrana, sending Alex flying across the ring. He then gets onto the top rope, and dives, only for A-Kis to move at the last minute, and both men then start to crawl towards their corners. Each man dragging themselves agonisingly with their fingertips towards their partners, both Russo and Roberts straining over the ropes reaching to make the tag. At the same moment, they reach their corners and both Russo and Roberts fly into the ring, and almost predictably take one another out with a clothesline apiece. Both men struggle to their feet, and Russo manages to strike out at Roberts, and get the advantage, sending Roberts rocking backwards. The Cross-Hemisphere Champion then takes control of one half of The Cooperative Champions and whips him into the turnbuckle, and follows him in, meeting the sole of Travis' boot in the process.

The Headliner quickly grabs one arm of Russo, and uses his free to tag in A-Kis as he whips Russo against the ropes, A-Kis climbs to the top rope, but Travis Pierce senses the danger and charges into the ring, and intercepts Travis Roberts before Russo returns for the set up, and takes Roberts out with The Truth Hurts. Russo is able to stumble to a stop, as Pierce is escorted from the ring, and A-Kis drops to the floor, The Cross Hemisphere-Champion charges, but Kis ducks, spins Russo...and delivers the Dragon tail, and covers, getting the three count and the win. Travis Pierce slams the ropes in annoyance, but then looks down towards the downed figure of Travis Roberts and signifies he is number one.]

Covert Jay: That was different?

Lieberjosch: It was a tag match, I didn't see anything unique about it.

Covert Jay: And you call yourself a Doctor!

[T-Robosaurus Rex]

Vinegar: And finally we come to our main event!

Lieberjosch: Finally? It’s been the shortest card in UGWC history.

Vinegar: That doesn’t mean it hasn’t been a great night of pro-wrestling action.

Lieberjosch: Actually it’s-

Vinegar: I said it’s been a great night of pro-wrestling action.

Jay: Nick Vinegar has spoken.

Dennis: Ladies and Gentlemen it is time for your UGWC Synergy Main event! A cooperative match scheduled for one fall!

Lamb of God's "Redneck" explodes into existence over the p.a. and then destroys life as a macabre, dark purple light fills the arena with a sinister and misty disdain as our Resident Evil, Raenius, walks out slowly, proudly wearing his uCw Kings of Hardcore t-shirt, clearly showing it's print saying 'We Bleed For You' for the world to see.

Dennis: Introducing first! From Northern Ireland! Weighing in at 252lbs! Raeniusssss!

Vinegar: Not much has been seen of the Resident Evil Raenius since the Covenant’s failure to claim the UGWC Cooperative Champions. It seems he’s back to attempt to avenge his loss to Donovan Hastings for the GIW Unified Global Title back at Infinity in January.

He stalks bestially down the isle emanating hatred before he jumps up onto the apron, knee-first, and pulls himself upright using the ropes. He stands, looking out at the crowd for a few seconds before entering the ring.

Phucking Phreak starts to play and Phrixus Deimos makes his way out towards the ring.

Dennis: His partner! Phrixus Deeeeimos!

Vinegar: There’s a lot of history between Donovan Hastings and Phrixus Deimos. That can only be exacerbated by Hastings theft of Deimos’s journal last week.

Lieberjosch: I think Phrixus Deimos is bigger then a silly journal. You make him sound like a fourteen year old girl who’s been writing about her crush on Robert Pattinson.

Jay: Team Jacbooooooob!

Vinegar: …….I never want to speak about this again.

Lieberjosch & Jay: Agreed.

Deimos climbs into the ring and takes his place on the far side of the ring alongside Raenius. The two largely ignore each other.

Sonny Sandoval is heard over the P.A. saying "Lights out...." as the arena then goes dark. "...Word on the streets is the boys is back". The intro of "Lights Out" starts as the arena is flashing white lights and the entrance if filled with smoke. As the lyrics starts, "Dynamite" emerges from the smoke looking down then turns a full circle then looks out into the crowd then walks forward. He begins to shake his wrists then throws the east coast sign in the air, as pyro goes off to his sides, pointing at the crowd. He proceeds to go down the ramp way high-fiving fans on each side he pause at about 5ft away from the ring and takes a breather.

Dennis: And their opponents! From New Jersey! Weighing in at 220lbs! Derek Feliiix!

Vinegar: Felix controversially defeated Alex Kiseragi last week to earn his spot. He was soon taken out by his partner tonight, Champion Donovan Hastings. It’ll be interesting to see how that effects them as a unit.

Lieberjosch: Badly I guess.

He then sprints into the ring feet first and hops right to his feet and walks forward to the main ring-camera and steps up on the ropes and proceeds to throw the east coast sign up ala. Matt Hardy. He then walks behind him to the far right turnbuckle of the main ring-camera and stands on the 2nd ropes and repeats the gesture.

Felix’s music fades out to be replaced by Immortal. Donovan Hastings makes his way out to the top of the ramp to a mixed response from the crowd. He ignores them as he makes his way towards the ring.

Dennis: And his partner! From Hartford, Connecticut! Weighing in at 230lbs! He is the UGWC World Heavyweight Champion! Donovaaaaaan Haaaaaastings!

Donovan makes his way down to the ring. Before getting there though he removes a book from underneath his cloak.

Vinegar: That looks like Phrixus Deimos’s journal. Why has Donovan brought it with him to this match?

Donovan removes his cloak and belt and climbs up the ring steps into the ring.

Vinegar: This match is ready to begin.

Ding! Ding!

Vinegar: It’s going to be Derek Felix and Phrixus Deimos to start us off here tonight. They start circling each other and Felix shoots for a clinch. Both men struggling for position. Deimos tries to muscle Felix back into a corner but Dynamite reacts dropping into a swift double leg takedown. He’s quickly back to his feet and putting the boot to Deimos.

Jay: Now this is a match I can get behind. Derek Felix has crazy ninja skills.

Lieberjosch: Yes. The extreme ninja stomping technique being displayed here.

Jay: You’re familiar with it?

Vinegar: Deimos recovers enough to grab Felix’s foot and brings him down with a makeshift dragon screw. Deimos gets to his feet and attempts an elbow drop but Felix rolls out of the way and gets up to his feet. He attempts a low kick to the seated Deimos who ducks under it and stands up.

Jay: That was action movie awesome right there.

Vinegar: Felix reclaims the advantage, going in with knife edge chops, lighting up the chest of Phrixus Deimos and driving him back towards the ropes. Irish whip across the ring and Felix hit’s a calf kick on the rebound. Here’s a cover.

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Lieberjosch: Not even close.

Vinegar: Felix pulls Deimos back up to his feet and over to his corner.

Lieberjosch: That wasn’t a pleasant look he just gave the Champion.

Vinegar: But he still makes the tag, here comes Hastings. He immediately locks in an arm wringer and leads Deimos back to the centre of the ring. Hits with a snap suplex and floats over. Lateral press.

1!

Lieberjosch: Still not even close.

Vinegar: Hastings seems calm though as he pulls Deimos back to his feet. Short whip into the corner and Hastings follows in with a running back elbow. Another Irish whip sends Deimos across the ring. Hastings charges in again.

Lieberjosch: The Champion should know better then to act so rashly. Deimos ducks out of the way and lets Donovan hit the turnbuckle.

Jay: That was some ninja speed.

Vinegar: And Deimos takes him over with a belly to back suplex. He gets back to his feet and makes the tag to Raenius.

Lieberjosch: Well, I guess with Tyvola missing in action this drunken brawler will have to do.

Vinegar: Raenius not wasting any time trying to get his hands on Hastings. The lord Chief is only up to one knee and Raenius holding his head and unloading with closed fist shots. Glenn Burke getting in to separate them and warn Raenius about those punches.

Jay: Aw, I was enjoying it.

Vinegar: Both men back up and Burke lets them loose. Hastings shoots for a clinch but Raenius uppercuts him and he falls back towards the ropes. Raenius with the whip across the ring. Hastings rebounds. Shoulder block from Raenius but The Immortal stays on his feet.

Lieberjosch: Classic pro-wrestling bit coming up.

Vinegar: Raenius runs to the ropes himself and comes back with another shoulder block but Hastings again stays standing. Raenius tells Hastings to try next and the Lord Chief hit’s the ropes. Another shoulder block and Raenius stays standing. Raenius starts running again but this time rebounds into a clothesline from the Champ.

Lieberjosch: Never gets old. For more information read Article 52: The Classics of Pro Wrestling.

Jay: I already read that one.

Lieberjosch: Really?

Jay: No.

Vinegar: Hastings makes the tag to Felix who goes straight up to the top rope. Raenius slowly getting back to his feet. Missile Dropkick knocks him back down. Felix attempts a cover.

1!

2!

Lieberjosch: I think Raenius is more resilient then that.

Vinegar: He’s taking a beating though. Felix putting some stomps in for good measure and brings Raenius back onto his feet. Whip into the corner. Dynamite Kick Combo from Derek Felix. Raenius goes down and Felix makes the tag back to Hastings. The Champ comes back in with a stomp to the back of Raenius’s head.

Lieberjosch: I’m starting to like Hastings more you know.

Vinegar: I bet you are. He’s just dragged Raenius into the middle of the ring and locked in a bridging Indian deathlock.

Lieberjosch: That’s a hold you don’t see often. A shame.

Jay: Hastings is ninja bendy.

Vinegar: Raenius has taken a beating and Hastings has that hold locked in tight with perfect ring position. Phrixus Deimos doesn’t seem to want to risk it and breaks the hold.

Jay: The Lord Chief doesn’t take too kindly to that. He’s gone right after Deimos.

Vinegar: Burke is getting between them but it’s difficult to keep Donovan Hastings from going after Phrixus Deimos, even now he’s on the apron.

Lieberjosch: And Hastings distraction is giving Raenius all the time he needs to recover.

Vinegar: Hastings finally turns back- Right into a choke slam! Desperation move by Raenius and both men are down.

Lieberjosch: Ah, another classic. The great race to the corner.

Vinegar: Raenius seems to have the advantage so far. Hastings has barely got off his back. Raenius edging back towards his corner.

Jay: Ninja snake belly technique.

Vinegar: Raenius makes the tag and Phrixus Deimos is in. He’s onto Hastings before he can react. Millennial Decay! Phrixus Deimos has locked in the Millennial Decay!

Jay: Ninja back-up. Derek Felix breaks it up.

Vinegar: Deimos doesn’t seem too bothered though. He’s pulling Hastings to his feet. Looks like he’s going for a DDT. No- Hastings fights out.

Jay: Whoo haymaker!

Vinegar: That Deimos ducks and gets behind him. Numbing! Deimos hit’s the numbing. Here’s the cover!

1!

2!

Jay: Why’d he just let him up?

Vinegar: Deimos just rolled off what could have been a match winning pin. He’s-

Lieberjosch: Well it was obvious to me. Deimos tags himself out, rolls out of the ring and just grabbed his journal. He’s getting out of here.

Vinegar: And it seems Hastings has the where-with-all to realise what’s going on. He’s just got up and tagged himself out too. He’s trying to run after him.

Lieberjosch: I bet that’s the ninja spaghetti legs technique too.

Jay: No, that’d be ridiculous.

Vinegar: Derek Felix climbs into the ring but Raenius is still on the apron watching the proceedings on the ramp. Felix yells at him to come in so they can finish this match and-

Lieberjosch: Ha. Raenius just flips him off and sets off after Hastings.

Deimos is at the top of the ramp, Hastings staggering after him. Raenius charges up behind him and tackles Hastings to the ground.

Vinegar: Glenn Burke has no choice but to start counting Raenius out.

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3!

Raenius and Hastings brawl on the ground as Deimos disappears behind the curtain.

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6!

Vinegar: Felix can’t believe what’s happening.

7!

8!

9!

Hastings gets to his feet and throws Raenius hard into the crowd barrier.

10!

Ding! Ding! Ding!

Dennis: Your winners by Count Out! Derek Felix and Donovan Haaaastings!

Vinegar: Well that’s not how I expected this match to end.

Lieberjosch: I thought it was a distinct possibility.

Vinegar: A crazy end to another exciting week here on UGWC Synergy. Tune in again next week for more action as we head towards In Your Hands!

The show fades out to a shot of Hastings on the ramp. He looks between Raenius on the ground and the curtain Deimos disappeared behind, and smiles.

[T-Robosaurus Rex]

Credits

Opener
A-Kis

R1B vs Savana/Prescott
T-Rob

Ooley/Vines/Pierce
Donovan

Russo/Pierce vs Roberts/Kiseragi
T-Rob

Main Event
A-Kis

['The Cyclone' JK]

sorry I didn't get to send my seg in; freakiung alarm didn't go off; so was literally rushed out the door this morning =/.

anyway, it was a good show, somewhat short, but definately a good show. well done to all that worked on it.

[Alex Kiseragi]

Oh my poor R1B's, victims of the drop toe hold to the crotch skit. Whatever next. The return of Hanson though. Interesting. Something tells me that's going to concern me somewhat.

Another chance to give Pierce a straight up whooping. Seems fun to me.