Sentinel 23/2/08 Results

[T-Robosaurus Rex]

Vinegar: Welcome folks to this edition of Sentinel. I'm Nicholas Vinegar here with Daniel Hanson and we'll be calling the action tonight. We thank you for joining us this evening and, Daniel, the viewers at home couldn't have picked a better night to watch the show!

Hanson: Absolutely, Nick! Our first ever PPV main event is going to be recreated here, as sworn enemies, Andy Savana and Declan Prescott face off in what promises to be an epic rematch! The winner of that match will, of course, face the winner of Aesc The Dark verse Brandon Brown! Not to mention, we've got the debut of Levi Witham AND a fatal four way coming up right now!

Vinegar: This fatal four way match is for a chance to enter the #1 Contenders Ladder match at the upcoming Pay Per View, Infinity.

Hanson: Yeah, they aren’t even #1 contenders if they manage to win. They still have another match to go, that despite the less number of competitors, will surely be more of a challenge.

Vinegar: Can not put it past any of the wrestlers in this match to give out an easy win. First man out is Chris Austin.

“Faint” by Linkin Park goes off and the fans seem confused if they should cheer or boo. Austin comes out and struts down to the ring. He rolls in and takes off his overcoat tossing it outside of the ring.

Hanson: I think this guy might deserve to win this match.

Vinegar: Deserve? Surprised you could use such a big word.

Hanson: I think you should shut up Vinegar while the competitors enter. That or you could throw out some decent one-liners.

Vinegar: I can tell that you have an attitude today, Hanson. That time of your life?

Hanson: Screw you, Vinegar: I am nowhere near middle aged.

“Never going to stop” by Rob Zombie starts just as Hanson finishes his sentence. Jensen runs down the ramp and slides into the ring. Austin backs up.

Hanson: Looks like he is in a hurry to lose. Shame, I figured he would use some of his brain in this company.

Vinegar: Why must you attack the guys who put the fans in their seats? The fans that pay our checks.

Hanson: I get paid to do that.

Vinegar: Irony at its greatest.

Hanson: The thing about this match is…

Vinegar: Look at that! Austin just speared Sean right as he turned around!

The bell rings.

Vinegar: The other two wrestlers are not even out yet!

Hanson: Look again!

Garland and Savage run down to the ring.

Vineagr- Garland slides in there and starts pounding away at Austin from the get go. Garland continues slamming fist into the face of Austin who is now in the corner. Savage slides in and attacks Garland from behind.

Hanson: Look at that! Savage just delivered an Aryan Suplex to Garland.

Vinegar: Austin quick to deliver a drop kick to Savage. I think Austin was smart to quickly spear Sean. For a couple of reasons really. Sean is now to hurt to fight properly.

Hanson: Really, what you mean is that he is too much of a wimp to fight. A real wrestler would have shrugged off the spear.

Vinegar: Did you see the impact behind that spear? It was greatly hard.

Hanson: One more thing, it isn’t called the spear when Austin uses it. It is referred to as the SoCal Gutcheck. Which I think sounds good.

Vinegar: Who cares in all honesty? It is the fact that he used the move on Sean.

Hanson: Focus on the match, Vinegar.

Vinegar: I am, and I notice that Savage is handing out shoulder blocks to Austin and Garland as they get to their feet.

Hanson: Not anymore because Garland just rolled through it and hit a kick to the gut.

Vinegar: Not able to capitalize though because Austin hits a dropkick over a kneeling Savage to the chest of Garland.

Hanson: That was a stiff hit but that is what happens when you mess with the best.

Vinegar: What happens when Austin does something that you do not approve of?

Hanson: Only the best always do the right thing in my mind. If he does something that isn’t acceptable then he is obviously not the best.

Vinegar: Horrible way of thinking. Look at that, Sean is rolling back into the ring.

Hanson: HAHAHAHHAH! Sean got in there just to get knocked out by Savage! Look at Sean lye motionless on the ground.

Vinegar: Austin with an elbow to the face of Savage, followed by an Irish Whip and a knee to the stomach of Savage.

Hanson: Look at that. Garland on the top rope and waiting for Austin to turn around.

Vinegar: Off the top rope but NO! Austin counters it to a variation of the T-Bone Suplex. Garland looks like that just broke his tailbone.

Hanson: TIGER V! YES! YES! YES!

Vinegar: Savage out of no where with his variation of the spear. Literally out of no where. He covers.

Peterson: 1.…

Peterson: 2.…

Peterson:…

Hanson: A kick out at the last minute from Austin. I guess Savage might have to deliver one more of those to keep Austin down for the proper amount of time. Although, I doubt Austin will let another one happen.

Vinegar: An Irish Whip into the corner followed by a clothesline from Savage to Austin.

Hanson: I would prefer if you called that move the Aryan Whip. Irish makes it sounds wimpy.

Vinegar: I am not changing another name to Aryan. I don’t care how wimpy it sounds. Savage just tosses Austin over the top rope to the outside of the ring without even much trying.

Hanson: Do you see what I’m seeing!

Vinegar: I DO! Sean is on the top rope waiting for Savage to turn around!

Hanson: Watch out Savage!

Vinegar: HE TURNED! Sean off the top rope! He hit it! Can not quite explain what it was, but he did hit it.

Hanson: Looks like he tried a Flying Crossbody but instead of using the front side of his body, he used his back.

Vinegar: They landed rather awkwardly as you can tell by the pain in Sean’s eyes as he rubs his back.

Hanson: He needs to watch it because Savage is already up and charging for the Tiger V.

Vinegar: Sean rolls off the back of Savage in such a nonchalant manner. Savage stops right before his head was about to hit the ring post. NO! Sean with a dropkick to the back of Savage sending him head first into that metal post.

Hanson: Savage falls to the outside of the ring. I can’t believe Sean was that smart.

Vinegar: Very smart indeed. He is the only one standing in the ring right now.

Hanson: Look again, Garland is up and wobbling over to Sean.

Vinegar: STO! Just like it was another Saturday match in the backyard, and STO.

Hanson: How could Garland let that little fool hit it so easily.

Patterson- 1...

Patterson-….

Hanson: Only a one count luckily.

Vinegar: Sean quick to rebound off of the ropes and hits a Shooting Star Plancha right in the middle of the ring. He covers.

Patterson- 1...

Patterson- 2...

Vinegar: Austin quick to break up the pin.

Hanson: We all know that Garland would have kicked out anyways.

Vinegar: Sure. Austin brings Sean up into a suplex position. Look at Austin just hold him up in the air for the extended period of time. Shows how light Sean is.

Hanson: Dropkick to the chest of Austin sends them both to the ground hard. Garland was smart to wait for the perfect opportunity.

Vinegar: I have to agree as Garland now stomps away at the chest of Austin.

Hanson: Why can’t Garland just get a chair from outside of the ring? I mean, he could use it to win this match quicker.

Vinegar: I think the fans would greatly dislike that outcome.

Hanson: As opposed to watching Garland kick Austin in the gut 25 times?

Vinegar: Austin catches Garlands foot and uses it to trip him.

Hanson: Look at Savage stalking Austin!

Vinegar: Turn around Austin! Your in trouble! SUPERKICK!

Hanson: WOW! Sean out of nowhere with the super kick to the head of Savage!

Vinegar: He isn’t even down, yet. Savage charges and hit’s the TIGER V on Austin!

Hanson: Quick! Garland get up and knock Savage out of there. Its your chance to make the cover!

Vinegar: Garland is up AND HE IS SPEARED!

Hanson: WHAT! He just took down two people with it.

Vinegar: Sean against the ropes and SPEAR! He just got speared as well! Look at Savage! I think he is actually tired from all the spears.

Hanson: YES HE IS! He just fell to the ground out of exhaustion.

Vinegar- All four men are down!

Hanson: GO AUSTIN! Austin is crawling over to Savage. Pin him.

Vinegar: Why would he try to pin Savage? Savage is really the freshest of everyone. I think he is just fatigued.

Paterson-….1

Paterson-…..2

Paterson-…..BREAK!

Hanson: NO! Damn you Sean. How the hell did you get up from that Tiger V? You should be down.

Vinegar: So many ruthless people in this match that you have no continuity with who you want to win. Sean picks Austin up and starts to deliver some quick punches to him as Austin falls back into the corner.

Hanson: Look at Savage. Look. Savage crawling over to the downed Garland. He just draped his arm over Garland. Sean and Austin don’t even notice!!

Paterson-…1

Paterson-….2

Paterson-….3!

Vinegar: HE WON! Savage just won the second chance fatal four way! He is now going to the PPV in hopes of winning the ladder match being presented!!

Hanson: GREAT! Savage will definitely defeat all those dirty foreigners.

[T-Robosaurus Rex]

"Why Can't We Be Friends" hits, as an awkward silence fills the arena. Brandon McSkinny struts onto the stage and begins throwing his arms up in the air, in a desperate attempt to garner a response. It fails.

Vinegar: Well, here we go...

Hanson: Look at him flailing around like that. He reminds me of a fish out of water. This is going to be a train wreck.

Vinegar: Possibly. McSkinny has heart though, Hanson, and no one can deny that.

Hanson: His heart may be big, it just doesn't pump enough blood to his brain.

Dennis: The following match is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, from Los Angeles, California and weighing in at 148 pounds... BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRANDON MCSKINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNY!!!!!!!!!

Skinny rolls into the ring, as his music fades. A sigh of relief fills the arena.

"Killing In The Name" begins blaring throughout the GIW arena and Levi Witham marches onto the stage. He is accompanied by Progdoor and a loud pop. A large firework erupts behind him, Progdoor pointing to himself, as if claming responsibility for the blast. Witham ignores his shenanigans and proceeds down the ramp.

Dennis: And the opponent, being accompanied to the ring by Progdoor, he currently resides in Salt Lake City, Utah and weighs in at 210 pounds... LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVI WITHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM!!!!!

Witham the ring via the steps and climbs the turnbuckle. He raises his arms in the air and the fans again break out in cheers. His theme dies out, as he returns to the mat and stares directly at the eager looking McSkinny.

Vinegar: Well the bell rings and here we go. Levi Witham making his in-ring debut here at GIW!

Hanson: And what a debut it promises to be.

Vinegar: Everyone has to start somewhere, Daniel. Skinny makes the first move and pounces at Witham! Witham side steps, but his effortless are pointless, as Skinny trips over his own feet, before he even reaches The Resistance member!

Hanson: Oh God...

Vinegar: Witham is laughing at the turn of events, but he soon stops, as Skinny shows no signs of life. The newcomer seems concerned now and kneels down next to his opponent. This is highly unorthodox.

Hanson: 'Unorthodox' is one word for it.

Vinegar: Witham rolls Skinny onto his back and sees that Skinny is playing possum!!! With a cat-like hiss, Skinny swings his right arm at Witham! He connects! Witham is! Is! He's! ...Unaffected?

Hanson: Skinny on the other hand is rolling around the mat in a lot of pain. I guess he must have hurt his hand when he punched Witham.

Vinegar: You've got to be kidding me.

Hanson: I wish I was, Nick. Witham is back to a vertical base and seems a little stunned here. Of all the things he was expecting, I think we can say for certain that this wasn't one of them.

Vinegar: Well Skinny doesn't seem done just yet. He pulls himself up using the ropes and is staring at Witham, a fiery hatred filling his eyes. He lets out a high pitched war cry -

Hanson: It's a scream, Nick.

Vinegar: - And CHARGES at Witham! We may be about to see something brutal here!

Hanson: Witham takes a step back, unaware of how to deal with this situation. His movement has thrown Skinny off, as Brandon had already launched his healthy fist.

Vinegar: Now Skinny swings around on the spot and his fist goes SMASHING INTO HIS OWN FACE!!

Hanson: ...

Vinegar: Well Skinny is down for the count now. I think he knocked himself clean out.

Hanson: Truly a sad day in this company's history...

Vinegar: Well he tried his best and that's the main thing. Now Witham looking on at the downed Skinny, completely at a loss as to what to do next. Now Progdoor is roaring savagely at Witham, clearly telling him something important.

Hanson: Either something important or total gibberish...

Vinegar: Either way, Witham nods and makes his way over to McSkinny. he places one foot on his opponent's chest and Hazel East makes the count. One! Two! Three! This one's done folks.

Hanson: The fans seem happy here, as the paramedics are coming down to check on Skinny. Witham doesn't seem to think this victory is worth celebrating and begins heading backstage. I can't say I blame him.

Vinegar: Obese Tony is accompanying those paramedics. He has a documented friendship with Skinny.

Hanson: And look at those evil eyes he's giving Witham. He's not happy!

Vinegar: Well he can hardly blame Witham here, he didn't even attempt a single offensive manoeuvre!

Hanson: Regardless, this issue may not be over, Nick. Obese wants blood!

Vinegar: Witham and Progdoor now exit the arena, clearly not overly concerned with Obese. I can't say I blame them. I think it's time we move onto our next match.

Hanson: I couldn't agree more.

OOC: Andy has yet to send me his second match and no more results will be posted until he does. I guess that's what happens when no one volunteers for match writing.................................................................................................................

[T-Robosaurus Rex]

Vinegar: Hi, and welcome to the next match of Sentinel. This is the second round of the World Title Tournament that will pit Brandon vs. Aesc. Last week we seen Aesc barely defeat Big B so lets see how he fairs against his cousin.

Hanson: Due to time constraints, the wrestlers and their respective managers are already in the ring.

Vinegar: Owen Paterson is the referee for the match and the bell rings, now.

Right away Aesc charges at Brandon with a hellish Clothesline but Brandon dodges and Aesc reflects off the ropes right into a super kick.

Vinegar: WOW! Right away he get hits with that Super kick!

Peterson: ….1

Peterson: ….2

Peterson: ….KICK OUT!

Hanson: YES! Hurry Aesc! Get up and destroy this guy!

Aesc is still lying on the ground and Brandon goes to the top rope and attempts a moonsault but Aesc rolls out of the way and Brandon takes the hard landing.

Hanson: Get up and take advantage Aesc!

Aesc does indeed as he rolls to his feet right away and hit’s a choke slam on Brandon.

Vinegar: Cover!

Peterson: …1

Peterson: …2

Peterson: ….KICK OUT!

Hanson: NO! That was a 3!

Vineagr- I doubt that greatly because Brandon is already to his knees. I don’t think he barely kicked out. He had the power to kick out.

Hanson: Whatever Vinegar. I am tired of your onesided views. Aesc hit’s a huge knee to Brandon!

Brandon drops to his knees out of pain as Aesc picks him up for the Satanic Conversion.

Vinegar: Brandon counters the Satanic Conversion into a C4!

Hanson: What! I didn’t know that was part of his move repertoire!

Vinegar: This match is for a chance at the World Title. You have to pull out all the stops!

Hanson: Boo to lust for power! Not boo to Christina Lust who is looking super hot on the side of the ring. Boo to Big B who makes Christina’s present a holy gift to me. I am tired of looking at ugly Managers.

Vinegar: Brandon off the ropes for the Lion Sault but Aesc counters with his knees sending Brandon into a fit of flopping out of pain to his abdomen

Hanson: What a woos! He should tough it out…

Vinegar: You got your wish because he DID! He charges at Aesc right as Aesc gets up!

Hanson: Tombstone!

Vineagr- No!

Hanson: He hits that Eye of the Hurricane variation! DAMN! I sound like you saying that!

Vinegar: You mean right? He covers!

Paterson- …1

Paterson- …2

Paterson- ….KICK OUT!

Brandon quickly gets to his feet and jumps to the top rope rather than climb. Christina tries to get on the apron to distract him but he kicks her in the head sending her to the ground. He comes off the top rope for a elbow drop but NO!

Hanson: Aesc moved! HE rolled right to his feet and just picked Brandon up to the Press Slam position. Snake EYES!

Vinegar: Brandon in some pain as he rolls half way across the ring from that move.

Hanson: Aesc is pissed for what he did to Christina and Brandon is about to pay.

Vinegar: Brandon to his knees trying to massage his head.

Hanson: More importantly, Aesc is stalking him for the Satanic Conversion.

Vinegar: Look, Big B is trying to pull himself up to the canvas.

Hanson: Nice use of the verb trying.

Vinegar: Well he is on the canvas.

Hanson: WAS! SATANIC CONVERSION! TO THE GROUND!

Vinegar: I think B’s lungs may have collapsed from all the wait of that fall!

Hanson: Forget him Aesc, turn around and destroy Brandon.

Vinegar: SUPER KICK! SUPER KICK! SUPER KICK!

Hanson: NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO!

Paterson- ….1!

Paterson- ….2!

Paterson-….3!

Hanson: NO!

Vinegar: Brandon was on his knees! And he used that flexibility to hit that Super Kick right from under the chin of Aesc!

Hanson: Damn you Big B! Damn you to hell!

Vinegar: This match was amazingly fast paced. There were no down spots. These two came out here ready to pounce and the fast pace didn’t allow for Aesc to do away with that distraction. It caused Brandon to quickly find the opportunity to find an opening.

Hanson: This better mean that Prescott wins this up coming match!

[T-Robosaurus Rex]

"The Air That Breathe" begins blasting over the P.A. system.

Vinegar: Oh God, here we go folks! The Horizons rematch that every wrestling fan has been waiting to see! Declan Prescott and Andy Savana locking up one more time!

Hanson: And here's the man himself, my personal choice to become the first ever Global Heavyweight Champion! The owner himself, Declan Prescott!

Declan, as always is accompanied by Cara Costello and a chorus of jeers, as he enters the arena. He raises his arms into the air for several moments, his mood, much less relaxed than usual. He soon takes Cara by the hand and the pair began their descent down the ramp.

Dennis: The following match is your Sentinel main event! This match is scheduled for one fall and the winner will advance into the final match of the Global Challenge! Introducing first, being accompanied by Cara Costello, from Los Angeles, California and weighing in at 223 pounds, he is the GIW Owner, The Significant Player.... DECLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN PREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESCOTT!!!!!

Declan exchanges a few quick word with Cara, before jogging up the stairs and into the ring. He ascends to the top rope and extends his arms once more, every fan in the arena booing loudly. He takes no notice and leaps off, before leaning against the ropes.

Hanson: I can't wait, Nick! I can't believe this match is taking place on free TV!

Vinegar: It certainly is a huge match up, no one can deny that. This night has already been a memorable one, but, to use an old cliché, you ain't seen nothin' yet.

Both announcers fall silent, as the arena erupts into frenetic sheers, thanks to "Bullet With Butterfly Wings" pumping throughout the entire building. Andy Savana emerges and snaps his neck in usual fashion, before shrugging his shoulders and jogging down the ramp.

Dennis: And the opponent, from Houston, Texas and weighing in at 244 pounds... AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANDY SAVANAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!

Vinegar: Now Savana enters the ring, running his hand through his hair, as usual and the fans love it. Now the bell rings and a serious gaze falls upon both competitors! I've got Goosebumps, Hanson!

Hanson: You're not the only one, Nick. I can almost see the electricity buzzing in this arena tonight. This is going to be something truly special!

Vinegar: A strong 'Savana' chant breaking out, as both men circle the ring. Declan hasn't stopped moving his feet since Savana entered the ring, clearly not wanting to be caught off guard.

Hanson: Very smart. Declan knows what he has to do to defeat Savana, because he's done it before, and he'll use every trick he can to do it again here tonight.

Vinegar: That's very true, but I just hope for a clean match here tonight.

Hanson: I wouldn't set those hopes too high, Nick...

Vinegar: Savana challenging Prescott to a test of strength. I wouldn't expect Prescott to accept, as Savana is clearly the stronger of these two men. But I'm proved wrong, as Declan raises his left arm and begins edging towards Savana. Bravery that surprises me, from The Significant Player.

Hanson: What's that supposed to mean?

Vinegar: Whatever you want it to mean. Dammit and I'm proved correct, as Declan slaps Savana across the face with his right hand! He never had any intention of locking up! Savana is outraged and charges, but Prescott is ready and takes him down with a drop toe hold! Prescott rolls across Savana's downed body and applies a headlock!

Hanson: Ha! Misdirection is a true art, Nick, and Prescott just implemented it perfectly, right there.

Vinegar: That's true, but I just can't stand these underhanded tactics!

Hanson: What are you talking about, Nick? Prescott didn't break any rules.

Vinegar: That slap across the face was just complete disrespect on Prescott's part! That man doesn't care about anyone or anything, except himself.

Hanson: I think he'd take issue with that, Nick. Declan will do what he has to, to win, but that doesn't make him a bad person.

Vinegar: As President of his fan club, I'd expect that from you. Back to the match, Savana has powered his way to his feet, although Prescott still has that headlock firmly applied. That all changes, as Savana shoves him face first into the turnbuckle! Prescott stumbles out and Savana locks in a dragon sleeper with furious speed! Those submission holds make Savana a truly dangerous opponent, as Declan Prescott is learning here! But, after only a few seconds in this devastating hold, Prescott is able to get his arm up and claw Savana in the eyes!!! Dammit, that's cheating!!

Hanson: It was effective though, you can't deny that. Prescott is a man who is focused and I admire that.

Vinegar: Well Glenn Burke doesn't seem to share your views and he's warning Prescott that any more shenanigans like that and he'll be disqualified! Prescott ignores his warning and clubs the still blinded Savana in the back to the head. Savana stumbles forwards and crashes into the turnbuckle. Prescott hoists him up onto the top rope, obviously looking for a super back suplex. Now Prescott climbing up himself.

Hanson: This is going to be huge, if it works. But if it doesn't...

Vinegar: Your question is answered, as Savana smashes a thunderous elbow into Prescott's face and sends him plummeting to the mat! And now these fans have erupted with cheers! Now Savana leaps from the top rope with a STAGGERING moonsault!! BUT DECLAN ROLLS OUT OF THE WAY!!!

Hanson: HA! Savana just went face first right into the canvas! Now both men are down, but Prescott is the first to start getting back up. Ha, do it Declan!

Vinegar: Savana isn't far behind and now both men are shaking the cobwebs from their heads. Declan swings an unfocused fist at Savana, but Savana blocks it and smashes a knee into The Significant Player's gut. He lifts Prescott up and twists him in midair. A large scoop slam coming up!

Hanson: No, Declan counters!!

Vinegar: Savana hits the slam, but Declan holds onto his opponent’s skull the entire way down!! Declan gets smashed to the mat hard on his back, while Savana’s head gets jack knifed into the canvas and sends him bouncing across the ring, almost like a DDT!

Hanson: It was a DDT, Nick, and what a damn innovative counter from Prescott! He knew he couldn’t escape, so he took Savana down with him! He may very well be the smartest man in wrestling!

Vinegar: I can’t deny that, as both men are both laid out on the mat once more. Andy is tightly clutching his neck and Glenn Burke is asking if he needs paramedics. Folks, I can already tell you what Savana will say.

Hanson: What’s up with this blatant favouritism by the referee?! Declan should fire him!

Vinegar: I think Savana would enjoy not having anyone to enforce any rules.

Hanson: Obviously we’d get a replacement official, you dirty anarchist.

Vinegar: Well, back in the ring, Savana has declined any medical assistance, just as I predicted. No matter how badly he’s hurt, Savana won’t quit.

Hanson: You may think that’s noble, Nick, but I call it stupidity. That’s a real good way to end your career a few years early, right there.

Vinegar: Well Prescott is back to his feet and is staggering towards Savana, who is still clutching his neck. Prescott just shoved Glenn Burke out of the ring! Dammit, this man has no respect for anyone!! Now he lands a spinning leg drop ACROSS SAVANA’S INJURED NECK! DAMMIT!!

Hanson: Savana had the chance to quit and he didn’t. Expecting Prescott to not take advantage of his injury is naive. If the roles were reversed, Savana would do the exact same thing. If he can’t take it, he should have quit!

Vinegar: Dammit, this is uncalled for! Prescott wants to win and he doesn’t care in the slightest what he has to do, to get the victory!

Hanson: Every top athlete shares that exact same mindset. If you’re not prepared to go the entire distance, you shouldn’t step up to the plate. Declan isn’t doing anything wrong here.

Vinegar: And now he’s got that crippler cross face locked in and Andy Savana is screaming in pain!!! He’s trying desperately to break free, but he can’t! Now Glenn Burke is back and BREAKS THE HOLD!!!

Hanson: WHAT?! FIRE HIM, DECLAN!!!

Vinegar: Glenn Burke threatening disqualification against Declan! His had enough of this!! Prescott raises his fist!! He’s going to assault the referee! That’ll mean a disqualification, for sure!!!

Hanson: It’s not worth it, Declan!

Vinegar: Declan is distracted, as Cara begins screaming hysterically at him! She’s pointing at Savana, WHO’S BACK TO HIS FEET!!! He’s hunched over and clutching his neck, but he’s still standing! He’s not human!!

Hanson: Luckily for Declan, Cara told him. He wouldn’t have noticed until it was too late! But now, he attacks before Savana can and KICKS HIM STRAIGHT IN THE THROAT!! Savana eats the mat!!!

Vinegar: Dammit, what a brutal shot!! Andy may be seriously injured here! Prescott looks to continue his relentless assault, but Burke stops him. Some excellent proactive refereeing here! Now he’s asking Andy if he’s fit to continue.

Hanson: This is so biased, it’s not even funny! Let the men fight, dammit!

Vinegar: Burke is maintaining authority here, because he knows what Declan will do, if he doesn’t. I, for one, think he’s doing a fine job. These fans seem to share my sentiment, as they’re starting a thunderous ’Savana’ chant, trying to help their superstar back into this match. Andy seems receptive and begins climbing to his feet.

Hanson: Prescott won’t have any of it though. He places a single finger to his lips, telling these fans to be silent. Now he smashes a fist from below, into Savana’s jaw, snapping his head backwards!! What a move!!!

Vinegar: Savana falls limply to the mat and these fans are really letting Prescott have it here, I can’t blame them. His actions here tonight, have been despicable!

Hanson: Nonsense. Savana can quit at any moment.

Vinegar: But he won’t! He’s too proud! Declan knows this and he’s taking advantage of it!

Hanson: Which is a smart thing to do. Ha, now he’s indicating it’s time for the Perfect Play! The condition Andy’s in, that may very well kick his head clean off his body! This match is almost over!

Vinegar: Come on, Andy! You’re fought valiantly, don’t let it end like this!

Hanson: He doesn't have a choice, Nick! Andy climbs back to his feet, using the ropes for support, and Prescott makes his move! He charges! Ha! Perfect Play! This one is -ARGH!!!!

Vinegar: Savana drops down and pulls on the top rope as he goes!! Declan Prescott goes straight over it and now he's caught with one leg on either side!!

Hanson: Cara isn't going to like this!!

Vinegar: Savana leaps onto the second rope and sends Prescott soaring back into the ring with a GIANT hurricarana!! Prescott stumbles to his feet, as every fan in this arena has leapt from their seat! Savana charges at Prescott and nails him with a sitting jaw breaker!!

Hanson: This is terrible!

Vinegar: Prescott stumbling back to his feet a second time, probably out of instinct more than anything else!! Savana is ready and waiting! I can barely hear myself over these fans!! Savana with another knee to Prescott's gut! He looks for a DDT! Amazing - no! Prescott lifts Savana up in a deadly counter and guillotines Savana's neck across the top rope!! Savana is down, clutching his neck and kicking his feet in agony!!

Hanson: And look at Prescott, Nick! That victorious grin spreading across his face. He's not nearly finished, but Andy Savana is a different story.

Vinegar: That remains to be seen. regardless, Prescott pulls himself up top the top rope. He's tapping his thigh, indicating for a leg drop BUT SAVANA LEAPS BACK TO HIS FEET!!

Hanson: WHAT THE FUCK?!?!

Vinegar: Language, Daniel! Savana makes a run at the now terrified Declan Prescott!!! He soars to the top rope and blasts Declan with a charging shoulder block! Prescott takes the full brunt of the blow AND GOES HURTLING TO THE OUTSIDE AND CRASHING INTO THE STEEL STEPS!!!! DECLAN PRESCOTT JUST LANDED HEARD FIRST ON STEEL STEPS FROM SOME TEN FEET IN THE AIR!!!

Hanson: THIS IS TERRIBLE, HE HAS TO BE DEAD!!!

Vinegar: These fans have erupted into chants I can't repeat, as Savana stands tall over his crumpled opponent! I think this match may have just ended!

Hanson: Cara is trying to speak to Declan, but his eyes are just rolling blankly around in his head. This is really bad, Nick.

Vinegar: No doubt. Here come the paramedics. This isn't the first time we've seen them tonight. They reach Prescott, who is now climbing back to his feet. Savana has joined him on the outside, a fiery look filling his eyes. I think he's challenging Prescott to keep fighting!

Hanson: That fiend! He should be disqualified for such brutality!

Vinegar: I guess you were right, Daniel. Savana is capitalising on an injury, just as Declan did earlier.

Hanson: This is totally different! Andy is mocking Declan!

Vinegar: And Lord knows, Declan has never made fun of anyone before. Sheesh! Now Prescott and Savana are nose to nose. I can't believe either is standing after the brutality they've inflicted on each other!

Hanson: Knock that smug smile off his face, Declan!

Vinegar: Glenn Burke is up to a count of six. Savana nods to the ring and Declan nods in agreement. It seems these guys are going at it one more time! Savana climbs onto the apron AND PRESCOTT PULLS HIS LEG OUT FROM UNDER HIM!! SAVANA SMASHES NECK FIRST INTO THE APRON AND BOUNCES AWAY LIFELESSLY!!

Hanson: Brilliant! But Prescott isn't finished yet! He grabs Savana and SIGNIFICANT IMPACT, SENDING ANDY'S HEAD CRACKING INTO THE STEEL STEPS!!!! SAVANA'S OUT COLD!!!

Vinegar: DAMMIT, NO!! PRESCOTT CLIMBS BACK INTO THE RING, AS GLENN BURKE RESTARTS THE COUNT! ANDY SAVANA HAS TEN SECONDS TO GET INTO THE RING OR HIS HOPES FOR THE GLOBAL TITLE ARE GONE!!

Hanson: And Prescott is already raising his arms in victory. No one gets up from a move like that, not even Andy Savana.

Vinegar: You're right. Glenn Burke reaches the 10 count and this one - WHAT?! ANDY SAVANA HAS CRAWLED BACK INTO THE RING!!!

Hanson: NO! HE WAS TOO LATE! THE MATCH IS OVER!

Vinegar: NO, HE WASN'T!! BURKE TELLING PRESCOTT HE WAS BACK IN TIME! THIS MATCH IS GOING TO CONTINUE!!!!!!!!!

Hanson: I DON'T BELIEVE THIS! WHAT PLANET IS SAVANA FROM?!

Vinegar: Prescott rushes at Savana, but is met with a rolling Samoan drop!!! Savana waists no time and takes hold of Prescott's legs!! SAVANA'S CHAMBER OF PAIN! HE'S LOOKING TO LOCK IT IN!!!

Hanson: THIS WAS SAVANA'S UNDOING IN THEIR LAST MATCH! COME ON DECLAN, DON'T LET HIM LOCK IT IN!!!

Vinegar: TOO LATE! SAVANA HAS THE CHAMBER OF PAIN LOCKED IN!!! PRESCOTT HAS NO CHOICE, BUT TO TAP!!! HE'S NOT SRONG ENOUGH TO DRAG HIMSELF AND ANDY TO THE ROPES!!! THE ARENA'S ROOF IS ABOUT TO BE BLOWN OFF BY THESE ECSTATIC FANS!!! WHAT A MOMENT THIS IS!!!!

Hanson: PRESCOTT SCREAMING AND WRITHING IN AGONY, BUT HE REFUSES TO TAP!! COME ON DECLAN, YOU HAVE TO GET FREE!!!

Vinegar: HIS ARM RISES! DECLAN PRESCOTT IS GOING TO TAP!!! WAIT!! CARA COSTELLO HAS LEAPT ONTO THE APRON!! SHE'S SCREAMING OBSCENITIES AT SAVANA!!! DAMMIT, NO!!!

Hanson: Now Glenn Burke is racing towards her, to get her down from there.

Vinegar: MEANWHILE DECLAN PRESCOTT IS TAPPING OUT!!! HE CAN'T STAND THE PAIN AND HE'S SUBMITTING, BUT THE REFEREE IS DISTRACTED BY THAT DAMN CARA COSTELLO!!!

Hanson: Now Savana has released his grip! Cara, WATCH OUT!!!

Vinegar: Savana has had enough!! He lets out a thunderous war cry and CHARGES STRAIGHT AT CARA!!! SHE TRIES TO AVOID, BUT IS TOO SLOW AND SAVANA SENDS HER SOARING FROM THE APRON AND CRASHING TO THE FLOOR, WITH A MIGHTY SHOULDER BLOCK!!!!

Hanson: HE JUST ASSAULTED A WOMAN!!!

Vinegar: A WOMAN WHO DESERVED IT!! SAVANA TURNS HIS ATTENTION BACK TO PRESCOTT WHO CHARGES WITH A PERFECT PLAY!!! THIS MATCH IS OVER - NO!!!! SAVANA CATCHES HIS LEG AND LOCKS IN THE CHAMBER OF PAIN ALL OVER AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hanson: OH MY GOD!!! PRESCOTT IS ROARING IN PURE AGONY!!! HE'S DONE!!! THIS IS A TRAGEDY!!!

Vinegar: IT IS NOT! DECLAN IS FINALLY GET WHAT HE DESERVES AND IT'S ABOUT DAMN TIME!!!! WHAT?!?! THE LIGHTS JUST SHUT OUT!! WHAT'S HAPPENING?!?!?!

Hanson: This is bizarre! I can't see a thing!!

Vinegar: The lights come back, blinding half the arena. SAVANA STILL HAS THE CHAMBER OF PAIN LOCKED ON PRESCOTT!!! PRESCOTT IS SCREAMING IN AGONY!!! WHO KNOWS HOW MANY TIMES HE TAPPED OUT, WHILE THE LIGHTS WERE OUT!!!

Hanson: But what's this? There's a sumo on the entrance stage!! He's coming towards the ring!!!

Vinegar: What?! You're right! What is a sumo doing here?!?!

Hanson: Wrong kind of wrestling, buddy.

Vinegar: Glenn Burke is distracted by this mysterious sumo AND PRESCOTT IS TAPPING OUT YET AGAIN!!! LADY LUCK MUST BE THIS MAN'S MISTRESS!!!

Hanson: I'm not sure it's luck, Nick...

Vinegar: And now a mysterious warrior covered in black and white face paint has slid into the ring, behind Savana! He's armed with a kendo stick!!! HE SMASHES THAT KENDO STICK ACROSS THE BACK OF SAVANA'S SKULL!!!!

Hanson: Savana drops limply to the mat! Now I know it wasn't luck!! Prescott is one step ahead, yet again!!

Vinegar: This unknown assailant had dragged the now completely lifeless Prescott over Savana's downed body! The sumo is retreating, as this other warrior escapes through the crowd!!! NO! GLENN BURKE IS STARTING THE COUNT! NOT LIKE THIS!! ONE! TWO!! NO! PLEASE DON'T END IT THIS WAY!!! THREE!!!! DECLAN PRESCOTT HAS BEEN DECLARED THE WINNER OF THE MATCH!!! GOD DAMMIT, THIS IS FUCKING BULLSHIT!!! THIS IS A COMPLETE AND UTTER DISGRACE!!

Hanson: Calm down, Nick!

Vinegar: NO! I WON'T CALM DOWN! TOO MANY WEEKS THIS WEASEL OF A MAN HAS CHEATED HIS WAY TO VICTORY!! NEXT WEEK, I CAN ONLY PRAY BRANDON BROWN GIVES DECLAN PRESCOTT EVERY OUNCE OF PAIN THAT HE DESERVES!!! I'M JUST SICK OF IT!!!

Hanson: Jeez folks, I think we'll call it a night there. Next week, GIW presents it's first Pay-Per-View of 2008. It's going to be Declan Prescott facing off against Brandon Brown for the Global Heavyweight Champion AND a triple threat LADDER match for the number one contender spot! I hope you join us guys and until then, take it easy.

The camera fades, as Daniel Hanson pats a tomato red Nicholas Vinegar on the shoulder.

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Originally posted by Declan Prescott