Post by Sheena Ramone on Aug 7, 2010 9:12:54 GMT -5
*Enigma walks out of the Dragons cave and down the streets of LA. Not too far in front is UGWC’s resident nut job, Forewell boding. He couldn’t help but wonder if Forewell had been picking up his pace every time he looked over his shoulder at Enigma. This continued for several blocks before Forewell stoped and ran directly towards Enigma, grabbing him by the scruff of his shirt, and slamming him up onto a brick wall*
Forewell: Have you been following me???
Enigma: Uh, well, I guess I sort of have.....
Forewell: WHO SENT YOU?!?
*Enigma looks surprised*
Enigma: What the hell do you mean?
Forewell: WHO DO YOU WORK FOR? Is it the Koala smuggling ring? The Eucalypt bandits of Southern Australia?
TELL ME!!!
Enigma: Dude, you are crazy! I’ve never even heard of those......I don’t even know what they are!
*Forewell reluctantly lets him go and backs away slowly*
Forewell: I’m watching you....
*Enigma dusts himself off as Forewell rounds a corner. As he begins to walk again, he shakes his head in disbelief. After all, he had never seen someone that paranoid before; it seemed as if everything here was completely the opposite of what it was in the CWA. Someone as paranoid as Forewell, for example, would have never been allowed to compete. He continues to walk as the scene changes to that of Enigma and Sheena heading into the Consortium’s meeting room, Enigma does not look too happy*
Sheena: I really don’t wanna fuckin’ be here...
Enigma: Yeah? Well maybe you should have thought of that before you punched the security guard in the mouth.
Sheena: I caught the wanker trying to take a look up me skirt! I’m allowed to retaliate!
*Moss exits the room*
Moss: Ah, the CWA cavalry. A pleasure to meet you two.
*Sheena continues to scowl*
Sheena: The fuck do you want Egghead?
*Moss smiles*
Moss: You remind me of Johnny Blake quite a lot. Are you sure that you don’t want to join the Royal 1st Battalion as the Brigadier General’s Girlfriend? It’d make for a great storyline you know...
Sheena: Fuck you! I don’t change my gimmick for no one!
*Moss seems less than pleased with the reaction*
Moss: Right, well if you two would kindly step into the board room, we can begin our little discussion about these recent events.
*Sheena grumbles something about ‘Perverted Americans’ as she and Enigma walk past Moss and enter the room wherein sit Dexter Vines and Robert Ooley. Vines is all smiles while Ooley seems to be gripping something under the table, as he moves his arm a little, we can just see the end of his baseball bat ‘Louis’*
Ooley: You had better have a good excuse for taking a swing at that Guard Sharona...
Sheena: It’s Sheena you fuckin’ Frog!
*Ooley jumps up from his chair, Louis in position for a swing, before Dexter jumps up and puts him back in his chair*
Vines: Now, now, Mr. Ooley we don’t want this to get out of hand. Ms. Ramone, and Enigma, please take a seat.
*They both sit down, Sheena glaring at Ooley*
Sheena: Right, let’s get this bullshit over and done with.
Dexter: Ms. Ramone, let me preface this discussion by saying what a huge fan of your work in the CWA I am, and it is certainly a pleasure to have you on the roster here at UGWC.
*Sheena scoffs*
Sheena: brown nosing won’t get ya anywhere Vines. If you were really happy that I was on the roster, you’d book me on a fuckin’ card!
Moss; Well maybe if you were willing to try new ideas....
*Sheena snaps back*
Sheena: I don’t need to answer to you Badly!
*Enigma plants his face in his hands*
Enigma: I’m sorry for her you guys, she is just a little hot tempered...
Dexter: That’s fine Enigma, you don’t need to apologize for her actions. Now about the security guard you assaulted Ms. Ramone...
Sheena: Hey, that pervert was checking me out; it ain’t my fault that his balls were at knee level.
Dexter: And what about the continuous stomps to the facial region?
Sheena: The fucker needed to be disciplined. And I shouldn’t be doing Kermit’s job over there.
*A vein is visible on the forehead of Ooley*
Ooley: You’re pushing it Ms. Jimeoin.
Sheena: Say it with me you fuckwit, Sh-ee-na Ra-mo-ne!
Dexter: Can we just get down to what we came here for? Now, Ms. Ramone, unfortunately this destructive rampage you are going on could get out to the media, and that would paint a very bad picture of the UGWC, and the CWA. So we would like it if you could stop the backstage assaults.
*Sheena laughs*
Sheena: I’m going to need some incentive to keep me from wailing on your pussy backstage workers.
Moss: Then what do you want? A title shot? A storyline with someone? What is it?
Sheena: That, dear fuckheads, is for you to figure out.
*Sheena gets up and leaves. Moss is staring at the door, Dexter looks down at his pieces of paper, and Ooley’s face has gone bright red. Enigma could not believe it, Sheena had single headedly pissed off each member of the Consortium. Eventually Dexter looks up at Enigma*
Dexter: Right, well, Enigma, I have some good news and some bad news for you. Which do you want to hear first?
Enigma: The bad I guess.
Dexter: You are no longer the CWA world champion, and you and Sheena no longer work for the CWA.
*Enigma is shocked*
Dexter: The good news is we here at UGWC want to offer you both a full time contract with us.
Ooley: *Mumbles* Everyone but Old Bob anyway....
Enigma: Wow....Thank you guys......I promise, we will not let you down!
Moss: You had better not; the pair of you are just so marketable! Enigma and Sheena merchandise have been selling really quickly, you’ve almost matched the BCB!
*Enigma can’t help but smile. He shakes both Dexter’ and Moss’s hands, Ooley doesn’t even offer a hand shake*
Dexter: So, your first match as a UGWC superstar against Officer King and Delicious Randy.....how do you think you’ll go?
Enigma: I’ll be absolutely fine! I mean, I am fighting possibly the two most cliché characters I have ever seen. First, we have the Ex-Cop who went berserk after seeing his partner get mauled by something, and has gone on to be the guy who wants to tear down everything around him. Then we have the southern boy who only started fighting to pay for medical bills. The cop will be easy to take down with speed alone as his move set seems rather limited; and as for the southerner, well, he said it best himself on his bio that you guys put on the website, he is wrestling to pay for his mum’s medical bills, which paints the picture of someone who doesn’t really know what he is doing. I feel for the guy and everything, but there are many other jobs which pay more in their first year than it does to be a wrestler, so you have to ask, why wrestling?
*Ooley smirks*
Ooley: Don’t be so sure of yourself Dogma, you have yet to win a match.
Enigma: That’s true, however, as Moss said, I have been moving lots of Merchandise through the fans of mine from CWA who became fans of this programme. I make enough money as it is. But if he really wanted to help his mum, then why not take up something like law, or advertising, or something that doesn’t require your brains getting bashed in for money? With all due respect Mr. Ooley, Dexter, Moss, I am a former world champion, I should be facing some bigger threats than the young colonel Sanders, and Officer Sociopath. Although I do thank you for the chance to get some warming up before my bigger career in UGWC is launched.
*We close as Enigma walks away smiling*
Forewell: Have you been following me???
Enigma: Uh, well, I guess I sort of have.....
Forewell: WHO SENT YOU?!?
*Enigma looks surprised*
Enigma: What the hell do you mean?
Forewell: WHO DO YOU WORK FOR? Is it the Koala smuggling ring? The Eucalypt bandits of Southern Australia?
TELL ME!!!Enigma: Dude, you are crazy! I’ve never even heard of those......I don’t even know what they are!
*Forewell reluctantly lets him go and backs away slowly*
Forewell: I’m watching you....
*Enigma dusts himself off as Forewell rounds a corner. As he begins to walk again, he shakes his head in disbelief. After all, he had never seen someone that paranoid before; it seemed as if everything here was completely the opposite of what it was in the CWA. Someone as paranoid as Forewell, for example, would have never been allowed to compete. He continues to walk as the scene changes to that of Enigma and Sheena heading into the Consortium’s meeting room, Enigma does not look too happy*
Sheena: I really don’t wanna fuckin’ be here...
Enigma: Yeah? Well maybe you should have thought of that before you punched the security guard in the mouth.
Sheena: I caught the wanker trying to take a look up me skirt! I’m allowed to retaliate!
*Moss exits the room*
Moss: Ah, the CWA cavalry. A pleasure to meet you two.
*Sheena continues to scowl*
Sheena: The fuck do you want Egghead?
*Moss smiles*
Moss: You remind me of Johnny Blake quite a lot. Are you sure that you don’t want to join the Royal 1st Battalion as the Brigadier General’s Girlfriend? It’d make for a great storyline you know...
Sheena: Fuck you! I don’t change my gimmick for no one!
*Moss seems less than pleased with the reaction*
Moss: Right, well if you two would kindly step into the board room, we can begin our little discussion about these recent events.
*Sheena grumbles something about ‘Perverted Americans’ as she and Enigma walk past Moss and enter the room wherein sit Dexter Vines and Robert Ooley. Vines is all smiles while Ooley seems to be gripping something under the table, as he moves his arm a little, we can just see the end of his baseball bat ‘Louis’*
Ooley: You had better have a good excuse for taking a swing at that Guard Sharona...
Sheena: It’s Sheena you fuckin’ Frog!
*Ooley jumps up from his chair, Louis in position for a swing, before Dexter jumps up and puts him back in his chair*
Vines: Now, now, Mr. Ooley we don’t want this to get out of hand. Ms. Ramone, and Enigma, please take a seat.
*They both sit down, Sheena glaring at Ooley*
Sheena: Right, let’s get this bullshit over and done with.
Dexter: Ms. Ramone, let me preface this discussion by saying what a huge fan of your work in the CWA I am, and it is certainly a pleasure to have you on the roster here at UGWC.
*Sheena scoffs*
Sheena: brown nosing won’t get ya anywhere Vines. If you were really happy that I was on the roster, you’d book me on a fuckin’ card!
Moss; Well maybe if you were willing to try new ideas....
*Sheena snaps back*
Sheena: I don’t need to answer to you Badly!
*Enigma plants his face in his hands*
Enigma: I’m sorry for her you guys, she is just a little hot tempered...
Dexter: That’s fine Enigma, you don’t need to apologize for her actions. Now about the security guard you assaulted Ms. Ramone...
Sheena: Hey, that pervert was checking me out; it ain’t my fault that his balls were at knee level.
Dexter: And what about the continuous stomps to the facial region?
Sheena: The fucker needed to be disciplined. And I shouldn’t be doing Kermit’s job over there.
*A vein is visible on the forehead of Ooley*
Ooley: You’re pushing it Ms. Jimeoin.
Sheena: Say it with me you fuckwit, Sh-ee-na Ra-mo-ne!
Dexter: Can we just get down to what we came here for? Now, Ms. Ramone, unfortunately this destructive rampage you are going on could get out to the media, and that would paint a very bad picture of the UGWC, and the CWA. So we would like it if you could stop the backstage assaults.
*Sheena laughs*
Sheena: I’m going to need some incentive to keep me from wailing on your pussy backstage workers.
Moss: Then what do you want? A title shot? A storyline with someone? What is it?
Sheena: That, dear fuckheads, is for you to figure out.
*Sheena gets up and leaves. Moss is staring at the door, Dexter looks down at his pieces of paper, and Ooley’s face has gone bright red. Enigma could not believe it, Sheena had single headedly pissed off each member of the Consortium. Eventually Dexter looks up at Enigma*
Dexter: Right, well, Enigma, I have some good news and some bad news for you. Which do you want to hear first?
Enigma: The bad I guess.
Dexter: You are no longer the CWA world champion, and you and Sheena no longer work for the CWA.
*Enigma is shocked*
Dexter: The good news is we here at UGWC want to offer you both a full time contract with us.
Ooley: *Mumbles* Everyone but Old Bob anyway....
Enigma: Wow....Thank you guys......I promise, we will not let you down!
Moss: You had better not; the pair of you are just so marketable! Enigma and Sheena merchandise have been selling really quickly, you’ve almost matched the BCB!
*Enigma can’t help but smile. He shakes both Dexter’ and Moss’s hands, Ooley doesn’t even offer a hand shake*
Dexter: So, your first match as a UGWC superstar against Officer King and Delicious Randy.....how do you think you’ll go?
Enigma: I’ll be absolutely fine! I mean, I am fighting possibly the two most cliché characters I have ever seen. First, we have the Ex-Cop who went berserk after seeing his partner get mauled by something, and has gone on to be the guy who wants to tear down everything around him. Then we have the southern boy who only started fighting to pay for medical bills. The cop will be easy to take down with speed alone as his move set seems rather limited; and as for the southerner, well, he said it best himself on his bio that you guys put on the website, he is wrestling to pay for his mum’s medical bills, which paints the picture of someone who doesn’t really know what he is doing. I feel for the guy and everything, but there are many other jobs which pay more in their first year than it does to be a wrestler, so you have to ask, why wrestling?
*Ooley smirks*
Ooley: Don’t be so sure of yourself Dogma, you have yet to win a match.
Enigma: That’s true, however, as Moss said, I have been moving lots of Merchandise through the fans of mine from CWA who became fans of this programme. I make enough money as it is. But if he really wanted to help his mum, then why not take up something like law, or advertising, or something that doesn’t require your brains getting bashed in for money? With all due respect Mr. Ooley, Dexter, Moss, I am a former world champion, I should be facing some bigger threats than the young colonel Sanders, and Officer Sociopath. Although I do thank you for the chance to get some warming up before my bigger career in UGWC is launched.
*We close as Enigma walks away smiling*
