Synergy Results #14 - August 16th, 2010

[Lord Hastings]

Vinegar: Welcome to Synergy!

Covert Jay: Huttah!

Vinegar: Last week saw the announcement an annual LWF tradition, the Outlast Tournament, will be making its way to UGWC in just a few short weeks, on September 6, 2010.

Lieberjosch: Six team captains for the event have been announced, and now they all have the challenge of putting together a team that can “outlast” their opponents and earn one of them a shot at the World Heavyweight Championship!

Vinegar: And we might just learn some of their choices as we continue here tonight, so let’s get to our action!

"The Diamontina Drover" comes through the speakers to a generous pop from the audience as Ethan enters from backstage in a Holden Ute. He stops at the top of the ramp and exits the ute before he looks out to the audience, raises his arms causing a shower of red sparks to fall behind him. He continues to walk down to the ring, interacting with some of the fans in the front row. Once he gets to the ring apron, he slides in and poses for the audience on the top right turnbuckle, then proceeds to do the same on the bottom left turnbuckle before hopping down and awaiting the start of the match.

Mitchell: The opening contest of the evening is scheduled for one fall! Introducing first, from Cork Station, Diamontina, Central Queensland, weighing in at 240 lbs, Ethan, The Drover, KIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNGGGGG!!!!!

Vinegar: We don’t yet know what team the Drover will be joining at Outlast, but the format of the tournament means that regardless of which it is, the result could see him getting a world title shot!

Lieberjosch: Ethan Drover could get a World Title shot?

Vinegar: Anybody on the roster could, that’s what the tournament is all about!

Covert Jay: Even I participated in Outlast once!

Lieberjosch: I don’t think I like this idea anymore.

“On The Road Again” begins to play and Delicious Randy randomly materializes in the middle of the ring.

Mitchell: Whoa! Coming out of nowhere, his opponent, from Nashville, Kentucky, weighing in at 230 lbs, Randy, The Devil, DELLLLLECIIIOOOOOOO!!!!!

Covert Jay: He appeared out of nowhere like a ninja!

Lieberjosch: Sure he did.

Covert Jay: It was an entrance that couldn’t be expressed in words!

DING DING!

Vinegar: Hazel East has the match underway, and King boots Delecio right down!

Lieberjosch: This match could be viewed as an audition, you never know if the captains are watching, both of these men want to work fast.

Vinegar: Some hard forearm shots by King, whips Delecio off the ropes, and he clotheslines Delecio to the mat! Elbow drop, and now a lateral press!





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Vinegar: Delico kicks out!

Covert Jay: Deliciously!

Vinegar: King has him by the head, but some hard body shots by Delecio, and he lifts King into a side slam. Delecio setting up an Alabama Slam!

Lieberjosch: King floats over and behind!

Covert Jay: DEATH ADDER!!!

Vinegar: Cover!





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Mitchell: Here is your winner, Ethan KIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNGGGGG!!!!!

Vinegar: An impressive victory by the Drover, making quick work of Delicious Randy here in our opening match!

Lieberjosch: But which of the captains may have noticed?

[Lord Hastings]

Vinegar: Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome back to our live broadcast of...

Lieberjosch: Oh, you have GOT to be kidding me! Banned Permanently for Impersonation?

Vinegar: What’s with him?

Covert Jay: He got kicked off of a message board site.

Vinegar: Why am I not surprised?

Lieberjosch: How the hell can I impersonate myself???

Vinegar: Moving on, we have just come back from the opening match, in a pretty predictable hard hitting contest. Now, we have one half of the Co-Operative champions in action against a former Cross Hemisphere champion, Travis Pierce.

‘Strength in numbers’

Just a slave to the city,
To indulge in the pity,
The opaque substitution,
For a real revolution,

Strength in numbers!
No one will come between us!

Declan enters the arena, raising his arms to the fans. He then humbly jogs down the entranceway and rolls into the ring. He stares out at the fans in the arena, before stretching on the ropes as last minute prep.

DING, DING, DING!

Dennis: Ladies and Gentlemen, the following contest is scheduled for ONE FAAAAAAL!!!!!! Introducing first, from Sydney, Australia, weighing in at 232lbs, THE DAAAAARK LIGHT......DEEEEEEEEEEECCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN PREEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSCCCCCCCCCCCCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Lieberjosch: Someone must have hacked into my account....

Vinegar: Back on focus for now at least, Some people seemed a little ‘Less than pleased’ with the Saint’s performance against Alex Kiseragi and Forewell Boding, one even going as far as to document his anger on popular video website, YouTube.

Covert Jay: It was posted all over every wrestling forum ever made.

Lieberjosch: Who cares about some fat kid with a skin condition? This match should prove that last week’s loss to Forewell and has not affected Declan in the slightest.

"You Know My Name"

Pyros explode on the opening rifts of the song, and as the music softens Travis Pierce comes out from backstage and walks to the ring.

Dennis: And introducing.......TRAVIS PIEEEEERCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Vinegar: Pierce and Declan were both named yesterday as captains in this year’s Outlast Tournament, and you’d have to wonder if the outcome of this match will have any effect on the people who want to join their team.

Lieberjosch: Not such a stupid question; the other Entertainment Professionals want to go into the world title match-up. Therefore, if they align themselves with a proven competitor, then they have a higher chance of success.

Covert Jay: Starting things off like a couple of Ninjas!

Lieberjosch: Waaaait.....Ninja....

Vinegar: Both going straight in for a speedy test of strength as Dr. Lieberjosch types away on his laptop, Declan with the upper hand pushes Pierce into a corner. Referee Owen Peterson now breaking the two up, and Pierce with a kick to the gut of Declan Prescott, driving the wind right out of his body. Pierce now with the clubbing blows to the back and Sternum of The Darkest Light. Grabbing Declan in a reversed side headlock and dropping down with a quick DDT.

Covert Jay: Quickness is next to ninjaryness!

Vinegar: Pierce with the cover and a kick-out at one!

Covert Jay: Declan is back up and now jabbing at Pierce’s face. He looks like an Australian standing up for real action!

Vinegar: What?

Covert Jay: Australian Liberal election jingle.....it’s voting time soon down under.

Vinegar: Prescott and Pierce trading lefts and rights in the middle of the ring, Pierce with an Irish whip, and Declan meets him with a Shoulder block on the rebound. Declan running to the ropes again as pierce gets up, he leapfrogs over Declan, attempts for a dropkick, but Declan held on to the ropes! And Pierce just drops to the mat!

Covert: That was so not Ninja!

Vinegar: Dr. Lieberjosch, you’re being very quiet...

Lieberjosch: Hmm? Oh! Um, yes, just checking something. But I will comment that Declan has just violated article 3 to the high reward part of the spectrum with that top rope splash.

Covert: How did I miss that?

Vinegar: Declan with the pin

Owen: ONE!

TWO!

Vinegar: Kickout by Pierce! Prescott dragging Pierce back up onto his feet, and taking him back down with an overhead suple....no! Pierce shifts his weight, and lands with an inverted neck breaker! What a contest we’ve had, and it’s still only early in this match.

Lieberjosch: Article five? Ninja??

Covert Jay: Articles aren’t ninja!

Vinegar: Both men back on their feet here, charge in at opposite ends, and meet with a double clothesline! Both men are down in the middle of the ring!

Lieberjosch: Jay, did you hack my account???

Covert Jay: It’s not hacking if they give you the password!

Vinegar: Peterson up to a count of six here, and Declan crawls over to Pierce and drapes his arm over him.

Owen: ONE!

TWO!

Covert Jay: Ninjas kick out just like that!

Lieberjosch: You god damn hacker!

Vinegar: Can we save this for after the match? Prescott seems a little frustrated that he can’t put Pierce away. Once again climbing up to the top rope...Looks like he’s going for the ‘White Knight’. NO! Pierce moves right in the nick of time! And Declan got nothing but Canvas!

Lieberjosch: Highlighting the dangers of attempting to violate Article 3. A rare slip-up for the Darkest Light!

Vinegar: Pierce looking to take advantage......Declan slowly back up to his feet, clutching that back of his....THE TRUTH HURTS CONNECTS!

Lieberjosch: And I do believe that this one is over.

Owen: ONE!

TWO!

THR...

Covert Jay: ROLL UP! ROLL UP!

Owen: ONE!

TWO!

TH...

Vinegar: Pierce kicks out....both men get back to their feet as quickly as possible, and Travis runs at Declan, who ducks and spins under, grabs Pierce behind the waist...GERMAN SUPLE...

Lieberjosch: No! Pierce manages to land on his feet as Declan releases the hold, as Declan stands and turns he gets smacked directly in the mouth from a right foot from Travis...but he catches the left and spins Pierce onto the ground...

Vinegar: He leans against the ropes...

Lieberjosch: Pierce to his feet...

Vinegar: BLACK LIGH...NO PIERCE DUCKS, SENDS PRESCOTT TO THE ROPES...

Covert Jay: THE TRUTH HURTS...AGAIN!

Owen: ONE!

TWO!

THREE!

DING! DING!

Dennis: Ladies and gentlemen, your winner......TRRRRAVIS PIIIIIIIERRRRRRCCCCCCEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Vinegar: What a match that was! Exciting from the beginning straight to the finish!

Covert Jay: I agree, second match in and we have had some of the best action since the Pay Per View.

Lieberjosch: Yes, yes, it was fantastic, now tell me how the hell you got my Password!

[Lord Hastings]

Backstage in the arena, Phrixus Deimos walks into his locker room, dropping his bag on the floor, lost in his thoughts, his journal in his hand.

“Hello there.”

Deimos spins, tucking the journal to his chest, and takes a step back when he sees his visitor.

“You.”

She steps from the shadows, her hair, black with bright red streaks, flowing freely. Her violet eyes piercing into his soul. She wears a full yellow spandex bodysuit with very deep cleavage that goes down to the bellybutton, dark red boots, dark red gloves, dark red flames on the shoulders, and dark red flames painted on the upper half of the face.

“Congratulations on your big win. You certainly got our attention again. We’ll be in touch.”

Firestar walks past the stunned Deimos and out of the locker room, but he does not turn to watch as she leaves. He’s seen it too many times already, but there is one question that remains.

“Our?”

[Lord Hastings]

Covert Jay: Lots of bloodshed in our upcoming match!

Vinegar: We don't know for sure, since Savana is supposed to be restraining himself, and last week's attack was proven to be orchestrated by an imposter!

Lieberjosch: Great, so anytime Savana screws up, he can say the imposter did it...

“Saints Of Los Angeles” hits, as Andy Savana makes his way onto the stage.

Dennis: Introducing first, from Houston, Texas, he weighs in at 244 pounds and is one half of the UGWC Cooperative Champions, ANDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDY SAVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVAAAAAAAAANNNA!

He converses with the fans as he makes his way down the ramp, before rolling into the ring. He jogs across the mat and jumps on the far left turnbuckle. He raises his arms, before leaping off and crossing the ring. And leaps onto the near right turnbuckle and raises his arms again before returning to the canvas to await the start of the bout.

Covert Jay: Fake or not, Hastings is going to take some damage tonight for the attack at In Your Hands!

"Immortal" by Adema plays as Donovan Hastings comes out and pauses on the stage long enough to open his arms and look to the sky with his eyes closed.

Dennis: And his opponent: he hails from Hartford, Connecticut, and weighs in at 230 pounds, the LLLLLLLLLLLLLLORD CHHHHHHHHHHHHHHIEF, NIGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGA, DONOVAN HASTTTTTTTTTTTTINGS!

Covert Jay: Was that one elongated G, or the double G elongated twice?

He has an almost regal aura to him as he makes his way down to the ring, but Savana can't wait to get his hands on him as he exits the ring and runs up to meet Hastings on the ramp!

Vinegar: The two men trade blows, kicking off the action before the bell.

Lieberjosch: Hastings takes the advantage and whips Savana hard into the ring apron.

Vinegar: Savana about to collapse, but not before Hastings can follow up with a running knee driven right into Savana's midsection.

Covert Jay: He rolls Savana back into the ring and climbs in as Rhombus finally sounds the bell.

Lieberjosch: Hastings not wasting time with his advantage as he applies the stomps.

Vinegar: He lifts Savana up and delivers a vertical suplex.

Lieberjosch: Hastings is clearly dominating Savana.

Covert Jay: Or... is he?

Lieberjosch: His face looks like it's on straight.

Vinegar: Hastings executes a DDT, and then goes for an early cover.

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Vinegar: Savana kicks out!

Lieberjosch: Hastings smiling wickedly as he gets up, and allows Savana to regain his feet, only to clothesline him back to the mat.

Vinegar: Savana goes down hard, but immediately climbs back to his feet.

Lieberjosch: Hastings going for another clothesline, but Savana ducks, spins around, and shoves Hastings into the ropes.

Covert Jay: Hastings on the rebound, falls into a drop toe hold.

Vinegar: Savana has the ability to turn the momentum in a match around once he gets started, this could be his only chance!

Lieberjosch: Back to his feet, and Savana is the one administering the stomps this time.

Covert Jay: But Hastings comes to his knees-low blow!

Vinegar: You know two men are watching this match backstage, I wonder if we'll see either of them before this is over?

Covert Jay: Would they risk breaking the rules and risk losing their places as captains?

Lieberjosch: Will Prescott even choose Andy after this embarassing match?

Covert Jay: Hastings using an arm drag take down, and going for the Hands of Fate!

Vinegar: This could be over right now!

Covert Jay: But Savana has a foot on the ropes!

Vinegar: Hastings releases the hold, but he's still smiling!

Lieberjosch: He hasn't even broken a sweat during this match yet.

Vinegar: Again he lets Savana get up to his feet, but Savana only comes up enough to tackle Hastings back to the canvas.

Covert Jay: Savana letting loose with mounted punches.

Lieberjosch: He finally stops the assault, jumps to his feet and runs to the ropes.

Vinegar: Asai moonsault!

Lieberjosch: He's not going to stop there, he has to take advantage of the momentum.

Vinegar: Indeed, he's climbing the turnbuckles, setting up for it...

Covert Jay: SAVANA SUICIDE DIVE!

Vinegar: No! Hastings rolls away at the last possible second.

Lieberjosch: Hastings sitting up now, shaking out the cobwebs as a dazed Savana writhes around from that massive impact.

Covert Jay: Now it's a tortoise race to their feet, as both men use the ropes to climb to their feet.

Lieberjosch: A toroise race? Savana's still dazed, there's no way he's coming back from that, as Hastings stalks over to tie up.

Vinegar: A quick kick to the midsection, and Savana is doubled over in pain!

Covert Jay: Hastings sees the opening, grabs Savana, and...

Lieberjosch: DESTINY'S CALL!

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Dennis: Your winner, DONOVAN HASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSTINGS!

Vinegar: And Savana takes another fall to the TwiSted Camp.

Covert Jay: Or does he???

[Lord Hastings]

Lieberjosch: I still don’t remember giving you my damned password!

Covert Jay: You were drunker than a southern US Congressman.

Vinegar: Come on guys, you didn’t bring this up in the last match, just one more after this one, and you can go back to bickering more than Paris and Nicole.

Covert Jay: Hey! Since when have you picked up on all these pop culture references?

Vinegar: I’ve been around you for a few months now.

DING! DING!

Dennis: The Following contest is scheduled for ONNNNNE FAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

‘Phucking Phreak’

Dennis: Introducing first, the UGWC HEAVYYYYWEIIIIIIGGGGHHHHHHTTTT CHAMPIOOOOOOOOON, PHRIXUS DEEEEEIIIIIIIMMMMMMMMMMMOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Vinegar: The Champion once again is not in the main event spot tonight, however he is playing second fiddle to the man who literally BIT Phrixus’ nose in their tangle last week, Jet Somers.

Covert Jay: And oh boy was he not happy!

Lieberjosch: Well how would you like it if someone bit you on the nose?

Covert Jay: Aha! A true ninja would not leave himself vulnerable for such an attack!

"Shout 2000"

Shout 2000" hits over the PA system as John Russo, Sierra Steel, and Kyle Tacker appear from behind the curtain.

Dennis: And his opponent; accompanied to the ring by Kyle Tacker and Sierra Steel, from San Diego California, the Cross Hemisphere champion..........JOHN RUUUUUSSSSSSSSOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sierra gives John a smile, which sets him off running down the ramp and he ends up sliding into the ring under. As John poses in the ring and plays to the crowd, Sierra and Kyle makes their way down to ringside. John looks over at Sierra and Kyle standing over at ringside before smiling and yelling out to the crowd, "Shout!"

Vinegar: Champion vs. Champion tonight, and looks like John has decided to bring some back-up to ringside.

Lieberjosch: Not only did he bring Tacker for possibly insurance in case this match turns sour, but Sierra isn’t too bad to look at either.

DING! DING!

Vinegar: This one is under way, Russo with a collar and elbow tie-up with the champion. Phrixus with a knee to the gut, breaking the hold and possibly a few ribs in the process. Kyle and Sierra cheering for John as Phrixus picks him up and sends him back down with a short arm clothesline!

Lieberjosch: A true demonstration of absolute raw power! All those flippy irritants may want to watch this man in action to show why they will never succeed.

Vinegar: Deimos now with a two handed grip on Russo’s throat, hoists him high in the air, and DOWN WITH AUTHORITY! Deimos with the first cover of the match

Burke: ONE!

TWO!

Vinegar: Kick out!

Lieberjosch: Phrixus back on the attack, driving his knee into the shoulder and applying pressure.

Covert Jay: Being hit is NOT Ninja!

Vinegar: Kyle now up on the apron, distracting Burke and even grabbing the attention of the heavyweight champion. Deimos releasing his hold and approaching Tacker as he leaps off the apron. The embodiment of fear seems to have thrown out a warning of sorts to Kyle about getting involved in this matchup, doesn’t see Russo coming to....ROLL UP!

Burke: ONE!

TWO!

Lieberjosch: Powering right out of that one.

Vinegar: Both men staring each other down, and I think I see a slight smile on the face of Deimos. Fear, trying for that tie up again, and Russo having none of it, Round house to the back of Deimos’ knee, sending him crashing down, Phrixus getting right back up, goes for a left jab to the head, which is avoided by Russo.

Covert Jay: Now THAT is Ninja!

Vinegar: Fear going for another jab, but is instead met with a quick Enziguri to the temple!

Lieberjosch: Look at Sierra jumping for joy....One good reason for this match.

Vinegar: Russo now gaining some offence, quickly grabbing Deimos as he gets to his feet, and hits a dot DDT. Picking up Fear, throws him to the ropes, and Kyle ducks the top rope as Deimos comes near them. I don’t think our official even saw that as Phrixus spills out to the arena floor below.

Covert: NINJA!!!!!

Vinegar: Russo with a HUGE plancha! Something we generally don’t see from the Cross Hemisphere champion, but then again I guess that if you are fighting the world champion, then it’s best to update your move set a little. Referee Glenn Burke up to a count of six as Russo rolls Fear back in.

Covert Jay: He’s getting right back into the swing of things now.

Vinegar: Phrixus back to his feet, and these two going right into a slug-fest. Phrixus getting the upper hand, no pun intended, and sends Russo into the corner. Now with those knife edge chops to the chest of Russo, lightening his chest to a tinge of pink. Russo now stumbling out of the corner, and is met with a devastating spear! Grabbing Russo in a camel clutch like hold....THE MILENIAL DECAY!

Lieberjosch: But the referee can’t see what is going on as Tacker has once again decided to distract Glenn Burke......and look at that! Russo is tapping out! Damn it! Phrixus has this one won!

Vinegar: Phrixus now realising what’s going on, and is not happy about it. He lets go of Russo, approaches Tacker, and shoves him off of the ring apron!

Covert Jay: Ninja’s back on his feet!

Vinegar: Fear going for a grapple of some form, but it’s quickly reversed...GUILLOTINE!!!!!

Lieberjosch: Fear using his technical know-how to turn Russo’s move against him, and now the Cross Hemisphere champion is in a pining predicament!

Burke: ONE!

Vinegar: Russo intelligently letting go of his move before he could be pinned. Both men tying up again, however Russo switching to a side headlock; and connects with a running bulldog. Russo with the pin here.

Burke: ONE!

TWO!

Lieberjosch: Kick out by Phrixus....and Russo going back into the pin.

Burke: ONE!

TWO!

Vinegar: And another kick out by Fear! Russo seems a little annoyed now. Looks like he will be setting this one right now....Phrixus back onto his feet.....STUNNING VIC....NO!

Covert Jay: NUMBING!!!!!!!

Vinegar: Pin!

Burke: ONE!

TWO!

THREE!!!!

DING! DING! DING!

Dennis: Here is your winner, PHHHHHHRRRRRIIIIIIIIIXXXXXXXXXXUUUUUUUUUUUSSSSSSSSSS DEEEEEMOISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Vinegar: Phrixus with an impressive win against a tough opponent, and only one question can remain; will we see the same ending at Outlast?

Covert Jay: What if it’s not Russo who makes it?

Lieberjosch: Then it will be someone else we will see lying where Russo is....Kyle now in the ring as Phrixus gets to his feet....he’s holding something in his hand there....

Vinegar: BRASS KNUCKLES! TACKER WITH A KING HIT TO DEIMOS WITH THOS BRASS KNUCKLES!

Covert Jay: Sneaky Ninja....

Lieberjosch: What the hell was that for?

Vinegar: I have no idea, now Kyle is helping Russo backstage, and look at the face of Sierra, looks as if she doesn’t know whether or not to be concerned or relieved. Ladies and Gentlemen; don’t go anywhere! Chaos championship is on the line....and it’s NEXT!

[Lord Hastings]

Vinegar: It's time for our Main Event, and we're going to see the Chaos Championship defended right in that very ring. Given Jet Somers' state of mind over the past few weeks, I cannot imagine how this match up will go.

Lieberjosch: I just don't want to think about what he'll bite of next.

Vinegar: That thought has probably already been circling Enigma's mind since the card was announced, but what a chance for him, after gaining a historic victory for himself last week, he now has a chance at taking a title.

Lieberjosch: I don't know how great a chance that is, despite my misgivings about Jet he did manage to keep hold of it when he faced the current World Champion a couple of months ago.

Vinegar: The chance may not seem specifically realistic, but it's a chance none the less, this is a Chaos Title match so there is no real way to know what could happen, and where it will happen.

Lieberjosch: I can pretty easily predict it will suck wherever and whatever occurs.

Vinegar: These two have somewhat of a history, but it seems to be more of a respectful competitiveness, rather than the kind of thing between Somers and Deimos, so despite the Chaos rules it may be more creative than bloodthirsty...

Lieberjosch: You're an idiot.

Dennis: Ladies and Gentlemen it is time for tonight's Main Event! The following match is scheduled for one fall, and is for the UGWC Chaos Championship!

“Given to Fly”

Dennis: Introducing the challenger...EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGMMMMMMMMMMMMMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

Covert Jay: I am curious to see how much Ninja potential Enigma really has, this is his biggest test to date, and the closest thing he has experienced to a true Ninja assignment.

Vinegar: It's a hell of a challenge for him given the vastly different records the two competitors have in UGWC, a glance at their purse standings reflects that.

Lieberjosch: They are vastly different in ability as well, Somers has some, despite his dubious background, Enigma hasn't impressed me yet, despite Jay's eternal optimism...

Vinegar: As we found out last week, anything can happen in UGWC, who'd have thought Forewell Boding would have gotten a victory over Declan Prescott? That result had repercussions no-one could have foreseen, including a 'Leave Britney Alone' style rant from one of the companies biggest fans.

Lieberjosch: There is no chance of a fluke count out win tonight, firstly there are no count outs in garbage wrestling, and secondly Enigma doesn't have a top class athlete in his corner to land the decisive blow. And a random intervention from Sheena the one woman Ramones tribute act does not count.

“Everybody Down”

Dennis: Introducing next, the UGWC Chaos Champion....JEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETTTT SOOOOOOOOMMMMEEEEERRRRSSSS!!!

Vinegar: Since the advent of UGWC we have seen Jet undergo somewhat of a transformation, for so long after entering the industry Jet Somers strived to be straighter than a saint, the most morally pure athlete you could imagine, but the Unified Global Wrestling Coalition has witnessed a character transformation comparable to that of Tiger Woods' recent downfall.

Lieberjosch: At least Woods was only hiding the fact that he was a Playa of epic proportions, Jet's dirty little secret is that he is bat shit, appendage biting, crazy!

Covert Jay: Some of the greatest Ninja's maintained a façade of insanity, it acted as a way of striking fear into any of their enemies.

Lieberjosch: Aren't Ninja's enemies never meant to see them?

Covert Jay: Exactly!

Vinegar: Whether it's a mental ailment or just a case of one man pushed too far by too many people, it has made him a more threatening opponent.

Lieberjosch: nonsense, when he maintained control over his emotions he was a more refined package, that was able to react with good instincts. Letting emotions get in the way, for whatever reason, will open him up and expose his flaws.

Vinegar: We'll see if Jet lets his emotions get the better of him and if Enigma can capitalise any moment now, as this match is about to get under way.

DING!

Vinegar: Enigma runs at jet and slides underneath his legs, when Jet turns he's met by a flurry of punches that back him into the ropes. Enigma whips Jet, but Jet reverses sending Enigma to the ropes.

Lieberjosch: Jet showing his flexibility by dropping to a leg split and leaning forward...

Covert Jay: A trick probably picked up at the Dragon's Cave...

Lieberjosch: But as with most things picked up there this has turned nasty as Enigma pulls up and drops a leg...

Vinegar: Jet avoids however by leaning backwards and then he connects with a swinging kick to Enigma's face...

Lieberjosch: Enigma quickly responding by grabbing jet on the way up and flipping him onto his back, he then attempts a quick somersault leg drop, but Jet rolls to his feet, and tries to match Enigma, but Enigma also rolls away...

Vinegar: both men quickly back to their feet and Enigma charges for a clothesline but Jet ducks, spins Enigma, attempts a German Suplex...

Lieberjosch: But Enigma blocks with a leg, and then spins behind Jet gets him into a body lock, Jet breaks with an elbow, and then an arm drag take down into a wristlock, Enigma reverses into a headscissors...

Vinegar: Jet rolls out and both men get to their feet, and regain their breath as the fans sound their appreciation. Jet nods at the crowd, but Enigma wastes no time on their approval and dropkicks Jet, who falls and is propped up by the turnbuckle.

Lieberjosch: Enigma advances and lays a few boot's onto the Chaos Champion, before lifting him up and whipping him to the opposite turnbuckle, following him in...

Vinegar: Straight into Jet's elbow, Enigma stumbles out into the centre of the ring, jet quickly follows and connects with a boot to the midsection, then whips Enigma back towards the ropes, and follows him in...

Lieberjosch: Enigma grabs the top ropes before he collides and heaves him self up, Jet slides under stopping himself before the bottom turnbuckle, as Enigma lands behind...

Vinegar: And drives Jet's face into the turnbuckle with a dropkick. And drags him into the middle of the ring by his ankle before making the cover...

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Lieberjosch: Jet kicks out, but he may wanna rethink this strategy of trying to match Enigma's style.

Vinegar: Enigma picks Jet up and pushes him against the ropes, before being reversed, Jet leapfrogs Enigma on his return, then rolls backwards to flip him with his feet, but Enigma pulls up, and grabs the legs dropping both of his down on them, pinning Jet to the floor...

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Vinegar: Jet kicks out again. Enigma looking for any opportunity to grab the win...he lifts Jet only to receive twop forearms, and jets backs intot he ropes and runs at Enigma, who hits him with a Inverted Atomic Drop, before backing into the ropes himself, goes for the Crossbody...

Lieberjosch: But Jet leans out of the way, and as soon as Enigma hits the floor, he hits a standing moonsault and then pins...

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Vinegar: Enigma gets a shoulder up, but Jet grabs him by the head, and grabs both arms in a double underhook, raises him up vertically before dropping him face first into the canvas.

Lieberjosch: Enigma rolls onto his front in time for a somersault from jet that lands on his midsection, and another pin...

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Covert Jay: Jet is more flippy than the Dragon tonight...

Vinegar: Enigma kicks out and it does seem jet is trying to prove a point here tonight, who to I'm not quite sure. Jet stamps on the challengers head, l;lifts him to his feet, hits a jab then a kick, followed by another jab, then a forearm which sends Enigma into the corner...he follows in with a kick, and then whips Enigma to the opposite rope...

Lieberjosch: Another reversal, but Jet anticipates it and hops almost effortlessly onto the top rope...

Vinegar: but Enigma comes from behind and shoves him off, out of the ring and into the guard barrier!

Lieberjosch: Enigma takes a moment to regroup and catch his breath, Jet makes his way to his feet and goes to get in the ring...

Covert Jay: Like a true Ninja Enigma anticipates runs the ropes, and then slams into Jet with a baseball slide, causing Jet to fly backwards onto the entrance ramp...

Vinegar: As Jet gets groggily to his feet, Enigma exits by the side of the ring, jumps onto the guard barricade and runs the curve...

Lieberjosch: Jet springs onto the barricade as well, catching Enigma by surprise and hits a SWINGING DDT OFF THE BARRIER!!!

Vinegar: Both men landed in the unpadded fan enclosure, and now Jet gets to his feet and stands over the ailing Enigma...lifts him by his hair and hits a forearm that sends Enigma onto his knee's...and then whips him towards a raised section of seating, but Enigma with a nice reversal, and Jet slams into the concrete...

Lieberjosch: Enigma follows directly in only to be greeted by a desperate boot from Somers...who then turns round, jumps up onto the top of the ledge...MOONSAULT TO THE STANDING ENIGMA!

Vinegar: I never knew Jet had this in him...

Covert Jay: he's been honing these skills at the Cave for months...

Vinegar: Jet grabs Enigma and throws him back over the barricade to ringside..lifts him for a vertical suplex, before dropping him over the barricade, his legs dangling towards the fans and his head staring at ringside...

Lieberjosch: Jet jumps onto the apron...

Vinegar: SPINNING HEELKICK RIGHT ACROSS ENIGMA!!!

Lieberjosch: It slams into his back and crushes his ribs, and then he falls to the floor limply...

Vinegar: That spinning heel kick by Jet may have hurt his knee there, but that's the risk you run if you take those kind of chances.

Lieberjosch: Favouring that right knee he lifts Enigma up and rolls him into the ring...

Vinegar: the Champion climbs onto the apron, but before he can get in Enigma stuggles up using the ropes and shoulder barges Jet in the midsection, Jet slips but manages to hold on...

Lieberjosch: But Enigma hits another...then leaps...

Vinegar: SUNSET FLIP TO THE ARENA FLOOR! You can feel and hear that impact!

Lieberjosch: That was almost a powerbomb from Enigma, a real desperation move but Jet is sprawled out and in pain...

Vinegar: Enigma crawls towards the ring and looks underneath before, to the appreciation of the fans, he pulls out a ladder...and sets it up right next to the ring...

Lieberjosch: And that's no average sized ladder, that's got to be twenty feet high...And Enigma begins to scale it...

Vinegar: And Jet is up as Enigma gets to the top, and he slides into the ring, Enigma now havign to reposition himself on the ladder as jet gets as far away from it as possible...but then gets ion the ropes and grabs the ladder as Enigma tries to kick him off from the top of it...Enigma hanging on for dear life, jet rocking the ladder...

Lieberjosch: And it topples, Enigma in real trouble as he tries to maintain his balance and surf the fall, he only manages to avoid slamming his face into the ground, but lands heavily none the less...

Vinegar: Right onto the ramp, there is no give on that ramp...and now whislt Enigma is in trouble The Champion grabs a Steel Chair...Jet stalking round towards Enigma with that chair, but as he raises it Enigma grabs the top of the ladder and slams the it into the chair, which in turn smacks Jet directly in the face...

Lieberjosch: now Enigma has the chair and slams it across Jet's back as he chases him up the ramp...then follows him with kick after kick...he raises the chair...

Vinegar: Jet springs up, kicks the chair into the face of Enigma...WHO FALL'S STRAIGHT OFF THE RAMP ONTO A GUARD RAIL!!

Lieberjosch: Jet drags him back onto the ramp, and then brings him to his feet and marches him by his hair down to the ring with the chair in his hand, tossing both under the ropes...

Vinegar: He climbs on top of Enigma and slams his fist into his face repeatedly before bringing him to his feet and and taking him to the corner, kicking him to the ground, before turning and grabbing the chair...he runs with it, and then executes a dropkick throwing the chair into Enigma's face as he hits it...

Lieberjosch: And Enigma has been opened up...he drags him out...turns to the ropes..SPLIT LEGGED MOONSAULT!

Vinegar: Enigma raises his knee's to Jet's midsection...Enigma to his feet...DDT!!! What a DDT...and here's the cover...hook of the leg

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Covert Jay: He's got it!

Lieberjosch: NO!

Vinegar: Somers with the kick out...but Enigma straight back in for the cover, and hooks the leg again...


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Vinegar: And another kick out...

Lieberjosch: both men to their feet, Jet gets behind Enigma...GERMAN SUPLEX!!!

Vinegar: Enigma is still bent double and Jet goes for the pin...


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Vinegar: Enigma kicks out, both men still fighting, both men desperately want this win...

Lieberjosch: Jet goes outside to climb the ropes, but Enigma grabbing him and trying to stop him, Jet turns back inside...kcik to the midsection...and then slams Enigma back to the ground with a DDT of his own...

Vinegar: Jet now climbing the turnbuckle, and is fully extended on the top rope, after a long climb he leaps....BLACKOUT FROM THE TOP ROPE!!!

Covert Jay: ENIGMA MOVES! LIKE A NINJA HE MOVES!

Vinegar: that was an all or nothing move from Jet their, if he'd have hit that, you better believe it would have been over...Enigma stumbling to his feet now...rolls outside and sets the ladder back up...and climbs to the tops...agonisingly....he gets to the top...he's not going to jump from there is he? It's suicide...

Lieberjosch: SENTON BOMB FROM TWENTY FEET!

Vinegar: HE HIT'S IT!

Lieberjosch: Enigma is hurt...

Vinegar: But he just about manages to drape an arm over Jet Somers....




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Dennis: Here is your winner.....AND NEEEEEWWWWW UGWC CHAOS CHAMPION....EEEEEEEEENNNNNNNIIIIIIIIIIGGGGGGMMMMMMAAAAAA!!!!

Vinegar: UGWC's longest title reign has come to an end in epic fashion...Enigma has shown the world what he is capable of, and we saw a side of Jet Somers I don't think we've been privvy to before...

Lieberjosch: he'll think twice before he tries to match a High Flier like Enigma, but not everyone will make that mistake, Enigma is in for one hell of a ride.

Covert Jay: He certainly went some way to proving his Ninja credentials tonight, that's for sure.

Vinegar: That's all we've got for you this week, join us next week as we get closer to Outlast, g'night!

Enigma - 7

Somers - 4

[Lord Hastings]

Credits

Opener
Hastings

Prescott vs Pierce
JK

Fear Has A Visitor
Deimos

Hastings vs Savana
Ichabod

Deimos vs Russo
JK

Main Event
T-Rob

[Jet Somers]

Solid action from start to finish. I was a little disappointed in the lack of any real segments (Did I see Angelica Jones... seriously?), but a fast paced show mid month is nothing to be ashamed of. The main event was FUCKING EPIC. Loved every minute of it.

September 6th? Uh oh... I'm leaving town mid week that week... hope I'll be able to get something up.

[Declan Prescott]

The screen opens to Ravishing Ricardo staring intensely down the camera.

Just when we thought things couldn’t get any worse…

OOC: Nah, just kidding. This show was a nice return to form. I thought it was pretty lame that Russo would have a ‘false tap’, only to go on to lose the match anyway. Was a bit weak, but besides that small complaint I thought this was a really good show.

Especially enjoyed Jay and Lieberjosch bickering about his account throughout the show haha. And the main event was sufficiently badass. Really good stuff. Congrats to Enigma for teh winz.

Now I gotta see if I can find ma groove again.

[Sheena Ramone]

=D FUCK YESS!

seriously though, Jet, you were a stand up champion, and I seriously thought that you were probably going to win (You can tell how Crazy the WWWF forum is going now.....McDaddy giving out 'I told you so's to bigolejetairliner).

Solid show throughout, only low point was Ethan vs. Randy, but that's expected for no-showers.

hope we can keep up the pace this week!