Synergy Results #15 - August 23rd, 2010

[Lord Hastings]

Vinegar: Welcome to Synergy!

Covert Jay: Huttah!

Vinegar: We are just two weeks away from the Outlast Tournament, and the card is taking shape!

Lieberjosch: The six captains are putting together their strategies and assembling their teams, and each is getting more formidable by the minute.

Vinegar: We’re likely to see even more development tonight, but in the meantime, let’s get to our action!

Pyros explode in the arena as “You Know My Name” begins to play, and as the music softens Travis Pierce emerges from backstage and comes to the ring.

Mitchell: The following contest is scheduled for one fall! Introducing first, the host of The Piercing Truth, TRAVIS PIIIIIEEEEERRRRCCCEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

Vinegar: Pierce made a blockbuster announcement on his show this past week, revealing that Medos, whom we haven’t seen since about two months ago, will be returning to UGWC and joining his team at Outlast!

Lieberjosch: With hardly a sufficient explanation as to where he’s been, no less.

Covert Jay: Hey, I tried to cheer the guy up after Revolution, even brought in the BIG gun, but sometimes a guy has got to go wrestle a demon in a bottle.

A silhouette resembling Jet Somers appears in the distance of the hallway, walking toward the screen. A distorted and distant Mark Collie wails: 'In time, your time will be no more...,' and the vertical control suddenly flips out as Nonpoint's "Everybody Down" hits hard and Jet runs out from behind the curtain. He runs to the edge of the stage and pumps his fist in the air a few times. At 'And when I stomp you' Jet sprints down the ramp, slapping hands in the crowd as he goes, running to leap onto the apron of the ring. He grabs the rope with one hand and pumps the other fist in the air on each 'Everybody Down!' chant of the chorus.

Mitchell: And his opponent, the Wild Card, JET S0MMMMMEEERRRRSSSSSS!!!!!

Vinegar: Jet Somers also made an appearance on The Piercing Truth, of a bit of a different sort.

Lieberjosch: Somers has been unpredictable in the past few weeks, truly living up to his name as the Wild Card.

Covert Jay: It’s only a matter of time before he becomes the bane of de Rhombus once more.

DING DING!!

Vinegar: Spinning back fist by Somers, ducked by Pierce and countered into an arm drag, Pierce holding onto the wrist, but Somers twists, fireman’s carry takeover, Pierce trying to get back to his feet, but a double leg takedown by Somers, going in, but Pierce shoves his head away, and he rolls out of the ring!

Covert Jay: Pierce looks a bit shaken up.

Lieberjosch: And for good reason! If you watched The Piercing Truth, what was the first thing Pierce said when Jet showed up?

Covert Jay: Bite me.

Lieberjosch: No, he said don’t bite me.

Covert Jay: I wasn’t answering your question.

Vinegar: Pierce pacing now on the outside, Somers telling him to come back in the ring.

Lieberjosch: The unpredictable actions of Jet Somers in recent weeks may have gotten in the heads of some people, Travis Pierce among them.

Covert Jay: Meaning he doesn’t want to get his face bitten off.

Vinegar: Pierce teases coming in, but backs off. Hazel East starting the ten count.

Lieberjosch: And Pierce does not look happy about her doing it, as this will force him back into the ring.

Covert Jay: Well, or he could leave. The better part of valor and all that.

Vinegar: Pierce again starts to come in, Somers lunges at him, but Pierce drops off the apron, pulls Somers out under the ropes, and he whips him face first into the ring post!

Lieberjosch: Clever maneuver by Pierce, and this is the approach that one needs to have in the ring these days with Somers.

Covert Jay: What approach should Two have?

Vinegar: Pierce pushes Somers back into the ring, covers with a lateral press…





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Vinegar: Pierce rolls off!

Lieberjosch: And it was Somers again, he feinted with his head, and Pierce wasted no time in putting distance between them!

Vinegar: Pierce scampering to the ropes, but Somers has him by the leg, pulling him back-

Covert Jay: ENZIGURI!

Lieberjosch: A skilled counter by Pierce, and now is his window of opportunity to capitalize!

Vinegar: Pierce has rolled away to the ropes again, but he seems to recognize that as well, heading to the corner and climbing the turnbuckle, measuring the distance, and he leaps for the Piercing Blow!

Covert Jay: Misses!

Lieberjosch: Somers moved out of the way!

Vinegar: He’s to his feet, springboarding off the ropes!

Lieberjosch: Jetstreamer!!!

Vinegar: Pierce sidesteps it! He’s ready to strike, Jet back to his feet, turns around!

Covert Jay: The Truth Hurts!!!

Vinegar: But Somers blocks it, Pierce falls to the mat!

Lieberjosch: BLACK0UT!!!

Vinegar: Somers hooks the leg!





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Mitchell: Here is your winner, JET S0MMMMMERRRRRRRSSSSSSSS!!!!!

Vinegar: Jet Somers picks up the victory!

Lieberjosch: And what kind of momentum does this create for Alex Kiseragi and his team, Somers just pinned the opposing captain!

Vinegar: And now Somers is staring at Pierce, Somers down on one knee, what’s he going to do?

Covert Jay: Enter the British Lionheart!

Vinegar: Medos sprinting down the ramp, and he pulls Pierce out of the ring, helping his teammate and captain up the ramp! What else could happen here on Synergy?

[Lord Hastings]

“Given to fly”

The fans start cheering loudly for the arrival of the new Chaos champion, who has opted to walk out from backstage for the announcement.

Dennis: Ladies and Gentlemen, Pleas welcome, He is the Chaos champion.....ENNNNNNIIIIIIIGGGGGGGGGGGGMMMMMMMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Vinegar: Ladies and Gentlemen, I have just gotten word that we will find out a full Outlast team here tonight. As some would know, we have had some announcements made over the previous week, but nothing substantial.

Lieberjosch: All he is doing here is allowing his opponents to plan around his choices...

Covert: Sometimes lulling his opponents into a false sense of security is a ninja’s best asset!

Enigma walks down the ramp way, and slides into the ring. He borrows the Microphone from Dennis; and waits for his music to die down before speaking.

Enigma: What’s up?

The fans cheer loudly with a Generous ‘ENIGMA! ENIGMA! ENIGMA!’ chant thrown in.

Enigma: So, Outlast. Should be a great night am I right?

Again, he gets a good reception from the audience.

Enigma: Two nights ago, I had a meeting with the Consortium regarding my latest title victory, and the members of the team that I am to captain on the 6th of September. I didn’t necessarily have a decision then, well I bloody well have one now, and I would ask for each member to come out here as I call you out.

He paces around the ring a little.

Vinegar: Here we go; the first full team is to be announced...

Enigma: This first person I nearly over looked completely. I did not think that she wanted to be in the Tournament; well I guess I was wrong....as I had found out two nights prior to this evening. Ladies and Gentlemen, please help me welcome......THE PUNK ROCK CHICK; SHEENA RAMONE!!!!!!

“Sheena is a Punk Rocker”

Sheena quickly walks out a little agitated, possibly by the fact that Enigma almost overlooked her completely. She manages to punch a guy, who tries to take a grab at her boobs, right in the nose before quickly sliding into the ring to give a mouth full of swears at Enigma

Sheena *Un Mic’ed*: HOW THE FUCK COULD YOU OVER LOOK ME YOU WORTHLESS PILE OF DOG SHIT?

Enigma: Calm down ok, it was a brief second. Besides, you are in now.

Sheena glares at Enigma, before stepping back a little to allow him to call out the others.

Enigma: Right...well... The next guy is someone of whom I consider to be a great friend; this one is a bit of a no-brainer seeing as we are both in the Aussie Rebels. He has been on a bit of a roll lately, and last week’s decimation of Randy Delecio just put him over the top.......THE DROVER; ETHAN KING!!!!!!!!!!!!!

“The Diamantina Drover”

Ethan casually walks down to the ring to a fair amount of applause for last week’s match up. He climbs up the stairs and enters the ring to give a big handshake to Enigma. He poses a bit for the cameras before standing next to Sheena.

Enigma: And, the final guy. Most of the GIW fans would know him from a short-lived stint in the company. I knew of him as he tagged with a close friend of mine once against the GIW Tag Team Champions, now the Saints of LA. I had no idea of his return until recently, and I figured that he fits the bill of what this team is.....THE FIERCE WARRIOR; ROBERT MONTANA!!!!!!!!

“Sweet Child o’ Mine”

Robert Montana waltzes out to a generic return pop that all returning wrestlers seem to get. He gradually makes his way to the ring as the song and cheers continue. Once he rolls into the ring, he and Enigma bump fists, he high-fives Ethan, and goes for another high-five with Sheena before she shouts something about taking his “Fucking hand” off of him if he even tries that, and he moves his hand away from her.

Enigma: Ladies and Gentlemen, let me be the first to introduce, TEAM UNDERDOG!

The fans go wild, cameras are flashing everywhere, and even a few Pyros go off as the team pose for the fans to Enigmas entrance theme ‘Given to Fly’

Vinegar: Well, there you have it Folks. Team Underdog, consisting of ‘UGWC’s brightest star’ Enigma, ‘The Punk rock chick’ Sheena Ramone, ‘The Drover’ Ethan King, and the returning ‘Fierce Warrior’ Robert Montana.

Lieberjosch: I can’t believe he selected that guy! I’ve never even seen him before!

Covert Jay: Like I said, lulling into a false sense of security.

Vinegar: Giving Montana such an opportunity; this Tournament will definitely be a test of strength, but as we have seen from two out of four; they seem to thrive in adversity.

[Lord Hastings]

Jet is busily packing his bag before a loud knocking on his door is heard. Jet faces the door.

Jet: Come in.

Dan marches straight through the room and right up to Jet.

Dan: Jet! What the hell were you doing ranting in such a way on The Piercing Truth?!?

Jet: I needed to vent some frustrations with the Company. I figured that they might pay attention if I went public.

Dan: On a popular webcast? Do you know how much damage you just did to JK's defence? Need I remind you that this whole defence in a major criminal trial rests on your character testament?

Jet: Dan; you don’t need to remind me about anything. I know how important my testimony id to this case, and I don’t think that the guy who is giving a character witness statement will have any doubt thrown over him for letting off some steam about an issue that anyone would be angry at.

Dan: Look, it may be a character witness statement, however, with no other witnesses to bear relevance to the case at hand; your statement about JK's nature in and out of work is the big moment that will swing the judgement to our favour!

Jet: I think you need to take this into perspective. The only question of character that the Prosecution should worry about is JK’s.

Dan: Whatever. Just try to control your anger on Camera.

Dan walks back out of the locker room as Jet puts a few more things into his bag.

[Lord Hastings]

Vinegar: Welcome back, ladies and gentlemen, to Synergy! Thank you for inviting us into your homes...

Lieberjosch: Or places of occupation, education, and possibly Cell phones...

Covert Jay: Or even in your laps!

Lieberjosch: Why does that sound incredibly wrong, coming from you?

Covert Jay: Because you have a dirty mind.

Vinegar: In any case, we have just had our opening contest, and it looks like we are ready for John Russo vs. Enigma. It’s Cross-Hemisphere champion vs. Chaos champion!

Lieberjosch: Although I think that his style of wrestling is what is wrong with the business today; I will admit that Enigma has been on a roll as of late; picking up a title in his second ever official UGWC match, and being selected as an Outlast captain after his first. Russo is a tough competitor, however, and should prove some form of difficulty for the new champion.

Covert Jay: Enigma is a Ninja! He’ll be fine.

Vinegar: Well, we are about to see about that, let’s hand it over to our announcer, Dennis Mitchell.

Dennis: The following contest is scheduled for ONNE FAAAAAAAAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

“Given to fly”

Dennis: Introducing first, accompanied to the ring by Sheena Ramone, from Brisbane, Australia, weighing in at 202lbs, he is the new chaos champion.........EEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGGGGGGGGGGGGGMMMMMMMMMMMMMAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"Given to fly" by Pearl Jam hits as Enigma appears hanging from the rafters, wearing the CWA world title. As Eddie Vedder sings the line "He's flying", Enigma jumps off as if on cue and soars around the ring due to the fact that he is attached to a guy wire which allows him to gradually soar to a turnbuckle. As soon as he lands, he detaches the wire and allows it to ascend as he unhooks the title from his waist and holds it up for the crowd as cameras start going off everywhere. He then jumps down and rolls his neck before awaiting the start of the match. As all this happens, Sheena walks out from the back as quick as possible so that not as many perverts recognise her.

Vinegar: Sheena’s official UGWC debut here tonight as a manager. However I have a sneaking suspicion that she will be doing more than just cheering.

Covert Jay: She’s probably evening the playing field against Tacker.

“Shout 2000”

Shout 2000" hits over the PA system as John Russo, Sierra Steel, and Kyle Tacker appear from behind the curtain.

Dennis: And his opponent; accompanied to the ring by Kyle Tacker and Sierra Steel, from San Diego California, the Cross Hemisphere champion..........JOHN RUUUUUSSSSSSSSOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sierra gives John a smile, which sets him off running down the ramp and he ends up sliding into the ring under. As John poses in the ring and plays to the crowd, Sierra and Kyle makes their way down to ringside. John looks over at Sierra and Kyle standing over at ringside before smiling and yelling out to the crowd, "Shout!"

Vinegar: Once again, Kyle tacker accompanying Russo to the ring, and the official Sam Green patting Tacker down, checking to see if he has any weapons.....going to do the same to Sheena, who barks something at him, Green wisely backing off.

DING! DING!

Covert Jay: And this one is on like Donkey Kong!

Vinegar: Russo going straight for a roundhouse kick, Enigma with the wherewithal to duck underneath, however, and come back with a buzz saw kick which takes Russo down with authority! And Enigma directly into the cover.

Green: ONE!

Lieberjosch: Not enough damage had been done for a pinfall.

Vinegar: Both battlers are on their feet, and are circling.....that’s odd...

Lieberjosch + Covert Jay: What?

Vinegar: It seems that the managers we have at ringside aren’t paying attention....Tacker seems to be looking at the stairs, and Sheena is eyeing Tacker.

Covert Jay: Ninjas are good at surveillance.

Lieberjosch: Russo whipping Enigma to the ropes, takes him down with an arm drag....no! Enigma landing on his feet and landing a stiff kick to the spine!

Vinegar: Thank –you for calling the action while I was pre-occupied.

Lieberjosch: Someone had to.

Vinegar: Right, the Chaos champion is firmly in control of this one so far, pulling Russo up to his feet, and sending him back down with a monkey flip. Russo climbing quickly back to his feet, hits the standing drop kick, and the new champion is down for the first time tonight!

Lieberjosch: This is where Russo must take advantage of the situation.

Vinegar: Enigma getting to a kneeling position, and is planted again with a ferocious DDT!

Covert: Ninja pin!

Green: ONE!

Vinegar: And another easy kick out. Both men back to their feet, and again circling, and just listen to the fans, they are just loving this match. Russo whipping Enigma to the ropes, before finally landing a perfect round house to the jaw! Russo now heading for the ropes, spring boarding....DESPERADO! Enigma exploding out of no-where, and taking the cross-hemisphere champion down! And just listen to the roar of the crowd! Enigma has been gaining a lot of popularity, and with moves like that, I am definitely not surprised!

Lieberjosch: And look at him pandering to the crowd, they are telling him what they want to see...Unfortunately, this is not garbage wrestling; so he can’t do it...what the.....

Covert Jay: SHEENA IS DISTRACTING THE REF!

Vinegar: AND SHE NAILS HIM IN THE TESTICLES! Green falling down in absolute agony! She’s motioning to Enigma, who rolls out of the ring.....AND PULLS OUT ANOTHER 20FT LADDER!

Covert Jay: The fans know what’s next....

Vinegar: Enigma setting up the ladder as these fans get louder and louder...

Lieberjosch: Kyle going over to the stairs....lifts it up....and there are the brass knuckles....

Covert Jay: Sheena, like a ninja realising however, and hits a corkscrew suicide dive on Tacker!

Vinegar: Enigma is at the top of the ladder, leaps.....

Covert Jay: SENTON BOMB! SHADES OF LAST WEEKS EPIC NINJA MAIN EVENT!

Lieberjosch: I CAN BARELY HEAR YOU BOTH! THAT’S HOW LOUD EVERYONE IS!

Vinegar: Enigma making the cover, and our official is still down!

Covert Jay: THE NIGLET TO THE RESCUE!

Vinegar: Owen Peterson runs down to make the count!

Owen: ONE!

TWO!

THREE!

DING! DING!

Dennis: HERE IS YOUR WINNER, ENNNNNNNNNIIIIIIIIIIIIGGGGGGGMMMMMMMMMMMMAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!

Vinegar: What a finish! The fans are just on their feet!

Lieberjosch: Yet another requested clip I feel will be required.

[Lord Hastings]

Vinegar: Welcome back, loyal viewers; we are only minutes removed from that champion vs. Champion match-up between Enigma and John Russo, and the fans are still buzzing about that spectacular ending!

Covert Jay: It was ninjarific!

Vinegar: I am sure you are not the only one who thinks that.

Both look over at Lieberjosch.

Lieberjosch: Oh, all right! It was an entertaining performance......are you happy now?

Covert Jay: Yes, yes I am.

DING! DING!

Dennis: The following contest is scheduled for ONNNNE FAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLL!

"Phucking Phreak”

Dennis: Introducing first, he is the UGWC world heavyweight champion.......PHRIXUS DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEMMMMMMMMMMMOOOOOOOOOOIIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Vinegar: Phrixus encountering an interesting development last week, when a mystery person appeared backstage. Evidently it was someone that the world champ knew quite well.

Covert Jay: That was Arcadia from LWF. I thought you were a smart ninja!

Vinegar: Forgive me, I was not a part of LWF, and we didn’t receive it on our cable box.

“Teahouse”

Dennis: And the opponent; from San Francisco, California, weighing in at 205lbs....’THE...

Covert Jay: DRAGOOOOOOOOONNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dennis: Quiet you.... ALLLLEEEX KIIIIIISSSSSSEEERRRRRRRAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Alex walks out to the top of the ramp where he throws two right roundhouse kicks, each accompanied by a small pyro, followed by a split legged back flip with a larger pyro.

He walks down to the ring, slapping a few outstretched hands as he passes. As he approaches the ring he takes a few quick steps and jumps through the first and second ropes into a roll and up to his feet. He climbs a random turnbuckle and poses for a second before back flipping off.

Vinegar: Ladies and Gentlemen, we are ready for this match, so....

“Everybody down”

Lieberjosch: What the...

Jet walks down to the time keepers table with a chair. Claude de Rhombus instantly jumps and covers the ring bell with one side of his body while attempting to shoo Jet away from the bell. This causes Jet to stare angrily at him before unfolding the chair and sitting down on it.

Lieberjosch: Jet is right next to our table....What the hell are you doing here??

Jet looks over at Lieberjosch, and we can only just hear him.

Jet: I’m supporting my Captain, that is all.

Vinegar: Claude cautiously rings the bell, he’s still looking over at Jet, and you have to wonder when he will use that bell.

Lieberjosch: It will probably be pretty soon...

Covert Jay: Dragon vs. Fear, two things that are normally one in the same to some people.

Vinegar: The two begin circling each other before locking up in the centre of the ring, Alex the first to gain some ground ducks under a short arm clothesline attempt by Deimos before hitting a leg chop sending the champ crashing down hard!

Covert Jay: Jet Ninja’s up! Protect the bell!

Vinegar: Claude doing just that, but it appears that Jet is simply applauding that move by his captain for Outlast.

Lieberjosch: It’s much too soon for the use of foreign objects.

Vinegar: Standing moonsault by Alex Kiseragi straight into the pin

Chartreuse: ONE!

TW...

Vinegar: Kick out at one half. Phrixus back on his feet now, and quickly takes down Alex with a spear!

Lieberjosch: He’s looking at Jet, making sure that he doesn’t try anything sneaky like using the ring bell, and quite honestly I don’t blame him.

Vinegar: Kiseragi using this time to recover and regain some air, heading back to his feet, and they both lock up again. This time it is Deimos who gets the upper hand backing Kiseragi into the far right corner. Brian Chartreuse Forcing Deimos out of the corner, as Phrixus goes right back into the attack, Alex explodes with a powerful lariat!

Lieberjosch: Again, Jet is back up on his feet and cheering....

Vinegar: I think he knows that Claude won’t give up the bell without a fight...

Covert Jay: The Ninja will sneak it from him soon....

Vinegar: Phrixus manages to recover and both start trading stiff lefts and rights in the middle of the ring. This match will be a cl...

Covert Jay: Clash of the titans? The remake sucked on all levels!

Vinegar: I was going to say a classic encounter, but that works too. Phrixus grappling with Kiseragi, and hits a nice Overhead suplex! Just listen to the impact echoing throughout the arena!

Lieberjosch: And a predictable pin...

Chartreuse: ONE!

TWO!!!!

THR....

Vinegar: Kiseragi kicks out! Jet and the fans are cheering; their hero is not done yet!

Lieberjosch: However, that suplex hurt Kiseragi somewhat; look at how he holds his back....something tells me this one will be over soon.

Covert Jay: It will be over when the Crazy Jet uses the bell!

Vinegar: Both combatants to their feet, and Kiseragi with the whip to the ropes, leapfrogs the returning Deimos, and attempts a monkey flip on his return, but Deimos stopping just in time, and stomps Alex on the abdomen. Lifting up the fallen Dragon......THE NUMBING!!!!!

Lieberjosch: I think it is safe to assume that Jet would use the bell here.....protect it with your life Claude!

Vinegar: The champion with the pin!

Chartreuse: ONE!

TWO!!!!

THRE....

Covert Jay: DRAGOOOOOOOOOOON KICK OUT!

Vinegar: Oh, my god! How can Kiseragi still have enough in the tank?

Lieberjosch: I don’t know, but Phrixus sure is frustrated! Look at him arguing about a slow count.

Covert Jay: I spy with my little eye.....someone whose name starts with an F.

Vinegar: Jay is right, there is indeed someone on the entrance way, although I can’t name them....

Covert Jay: It’s Firestar!

Vinegar: Ok then, ‘Firestar’ is standing up on the entrance way just watching this match go down; is she here to distract Deimos, or interfere with the match? Or does she simply want a better view of tonight’s high card match?

Lieberjosch: Whatever reason, Phrixus has noticed here, and is now shouting out towards her. She is just standing there, watching.....

Covert Jay: YARI KICK!!!!

Vinegar: ALEX EXPLODING OUT OF NOWHERE! The fans are once again cheering as loud as they were for that 20ft Senton just a few minutes ago!

Lieberjosch: Jet is up and screaming! He won’t be going for the bell now though, Deimos is out cold!

Vinegar: Cover!

Chartreuse: ONE!

TWO!!!!

THREE!!!!!!

DING! DING!

Dennis: Here is your winner........ALEX KIIIISSSSSEEERRRRAAAAAGGGGGIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Vinegar: What a match that was, and I am sure that the brief interruptions did not spoil it in the least.

Covert Jay: One of those interferences even gave us some witty banter throughout the match....Witty banter is essential to a Ninja’s diet!

Lieberjosch: What was that Firestar person doing out here though?

Vinegar: I guess only time will tell.

[Lord Hastings]

We enter into the locker room of ‘The Aussie Rebels’ as Paul, & Ethan seem to be watching something on the television monitor intently. Both their eyes widen at something unseen, before they both jump to their feet.

Paul + Ethan: YOU’VE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME!

Paul: A hung Parliament...How could half of Australia be so stupid as to elect Liberal??

Ethan: You mean how half could be as stupid as to vote Labour?

Paul and Ethan glare at each other for a little bit.

Paul: What did you just say?

Ethan: Oh I think you heard me, supporter of bigots!

Paul: Oh, look who’s talking! Tell me, have they cast him on Bondi Rescue yet?

The tension in the room seems to rise before Ethan speaks.

Ethan: You know what; we’re about to go on, let’s just find some even ground...

Paul narrows his eyes, and tilts his head slightly.

Paul: I’m listening....

Ethan: It’s that fucking Greens member who was voted in as Representative of Melbourne who cost us both the election.

Paul: And those bloody independents.

They both nod in agreement before walking out the door.

Vinegar: The Co-Operative titles are on the line, NEXT!

[Lord Hastings]

Vinegar: Here it is UGWC fans, your Monday Night Synergy main event and in the spirit of the month it’s another title match.

Lieberjosch: I think everyone is aware of that by now.

Vinegar: You know what happens when you assume.

Jay: You make an a-

Lieberjosch: I know the saying.

Vinegar: The cooperative titles are on the line and here come the challengers.

Lieberjosch: Why is Jet still here?

Jay: That ninja can do whatever he wants.

Jet: I’ve got to support my other team-mate too you know.

Shoot to thrill hits the speakers and a Holden Ute appears from beside the stage, Ethan King in the drivers seat and Paul Cockatoo standing on the flatbed posing and pointing to the girls in the first few rows.

Dennis: Ladies and Gentlemen the following contest is for the UGWC Cooperative Championship. Introducing first, from Australia! At a combined weight of 430lbs! Representing the Aussie Rebels! Paul Cockatoo and Ethan Kiiiiiing!!!

The Rebels reach ringside and Paul jumps off the flatbed, right onto the apron and climbs in while Ethan gets out and climbs in after him. They pose for a moment before their music fades out.

Immortal starts to play. The crowd boo as Donovan Hastings makes his way out to the top of the ramp. He stops to pose before making his way down towards the ring.

Dennis: And introducing one half of the challengers! From Hartford, Connecticut! Weighing in at 230lbs! One half of Blessed Immortality! Donovaaaan Haaaastings!!!

Hastings makes his way down to the ring and removes his cloak, folding it and placing it under a turnbuckle before climbing the ring steps and entering the ring. Barely a moment later the music seamlessly changes to Bummer. Travis Roberts swaggers out to the top of the ramp to more booing.

Dennis: And his Cooperative partner! From Phoenix, Arizona! Weighing in at 220lbs! Traviiis Robeeeerts!!!

Travis makes his way down to the ring and climbs up the ring steps into the ring. He removes his trademark jacket and aviators, placing them next to Donovan Hastings’s cloak. The two then climb opposite turnbuckles and pose as Travis’s music too fades out.

“Saints Of Los Angeles” hits, as Andy and Declan make their way onto the stage. They both converse with the fans as they make their way down the ramp, before rolling into the ring at the same time.

Dennis: And introducing the Champions! Fighting out of The City of Angels! At a combined weight of 476lbs! They are the UGWC Cooperative Champions! Declan Prescott and Andy Savana! The Saints of Los Angeleeeeees!!!

Both jog across the mat, Andy jumping on the far left turnbuckle, Declan on the far right. They both raise their arms, before leaping off and criss-crossing in the ring, leading Andy to leap onto the near right turnbuckle and Declan the near left. Both then return to the canvas and give a small fist bump to each other, as they await the start of the bout.

Lieberjosch: At least I’m not the only one who thinks Jet’s lurking is a little suspicious.

Vinegar: Indeed not. Neither the Saints of Blessed Immortality seem too happy about it.

Lieberjosch: Why would they be? He’s clearly mad and unpredictable. Who’s to say he won’t jump in the ring and completely ruin this match as soon as the bell goes.

Vinegar: Well I don’t think we need to worry about that. Help is on the way.

Lieberjosch: Robert Ooley coming out to restore some semblance of order to ringside.

Vinegar: It's not as if he's being any more of a disturbance than any excited fan here tonight.

Covert Jay: Like a ninja, he's waiting for the opportune moment to strike.

Vinegar: Ooley swings Louis off his shoulder and threatens Jet with it.

Ooley: That's enough, Winters. Our talent can't even focus on their title bout properly with you out here causing a ruckus.

Lieberjosch: Showing he does still have at least an ounce of sense in his head, Jet is getting to his feet.

Vinegar: But he's stepping right up to Ooley!

Ooley: Back off, Winters! Don't make Old Bob introduce you to Louis properly.

Vinegar: Jet backing off, he puts his hands up in a gesture of cooperation.

Jay: But he snatches Louis right out of Old Bob's hands!

Lieberjosch: The fans are going crazy at this flagrant disrespect for authority!

DING!

Vinegar: Jet just rang the bell with Louis!

Jay: After a brief moment of confusion, The Aussie Rebels realize the Ninerjetic Genius of this move, and they attack the other two teams from behind!

Vinegar: I guess the match has officially started, as Jet cackles wildly and drops Louis on the floor before making his exit.

Lieberjosch: And as he makes his way up the ramp, he only takes his eyes off Ooley long enough to point twice into the ring.

Jay: Directly at Roberts and Prescott!

Vinegar: An obvious message to the opposing captains, but what does he mean by it?

Lieberjosch: Who cares? He’s crazy. Call the match.

Vinegar: Well the Aussie Rebels taking the early advantage, getting things going while everyone else was concerned with Somers. It shows the focus of this team.

Lieberjosch: Or the foolishness. Somers could well have been ready to cost them this shot.

Jay: Ninja Jet is on the level. He’s like Woody in Toy Story, there for his friends.

Lieberjosch: Seriously?

Jay: It’s a good film!

Vinegar: Paul Cockatoo turns Savana over the top rope and Ethan King just managed to clothesline The Headliner out to the floor too. It doesn’t take long for their partners to realise what’s going on though. Prescott ties up with Cockatoo near the topes and Hastings backs King into the corner.

Lieberjosch: Sneak attacks like that still don’t work if you’re an inferior athlete. Hastings showing that you can’t get away with that kind of cheap trick against the likes of them.

Vinegar: Prescott takes Paul Cockatoo over with an arm drag but Cockatoo rolls back to his feet. Goes to counter but gets tossed over the top rope, evening out the numbers here in the opening moments.

Lieberjosch: All that work for nothing. Oh if Tyvola were here…

Vinegar: Hastings working over Ethan King in the corner with some stomps and Prescott decides it’s time to intervene. He spins Hastings around and rings his bell with a jawbreaker. Follows it up with a series of forearm strikes for good measure.

Lieberjosch: It takes more than forearm shots to keep the Lord Chief down.

Vinegar: That’s why Prescott is backing up. Charging in for an avalanche.

Lieberjosch: But Hastings gets out of the way.

Vinegar: The move still hits Ethan King stacked behind him in the corner and he slumps to the ground. Before Prescott can process what’s going on Hastings is on him again and suplex’s him overhead.

Jay: Prescott shows some ninja skills of his own and lands on his feet.

Vinegar: And hits Hastings with a falling neck breaker before tagging in Andy Savana who quickly goes to that previously targeted neck. He puts in a neck crank hold.

Lieberjosch: Hastings simply grabs the ropes beside him and forces the break.

Vinegar: Savana not happy with that and pulls Hastings to his feet and into the middle of the ring. He takes him over with a snapmare and puts in a rear chin lock.

Lieberjosch: This time it’s the Headliner who comes in to break the hold. He puts the boot to the back of his head and so predictably, Savana jumps to his feet and tries to charge after Roberts who is already halfway onto the apron again.

Vinegar: Glenn Burke keeps them separated.

Jay: And Paul Cockatoo covers Hastings!

Lieberjosch: I didn’t even notice they’d tagged.

1!

2!

Vinegar: Hastings able to kick out.

Lieberjosch: Naturally.

Vinegar: But quick thinking from The Aussie Rebels. Savana’s finally got his attention back on the opponents at hand and pulls Cockatoo up to his feet and takes him over with a snap suplex. Hastings is back up as Savana gets to his feet and they lock up. Hastings shoots behind and drops him with a double leg takedown.

Lieberjosch: It’s always good to see some actual wrestling still going on in this sport.

Vinegar: And follows up with a stomp to the back of his head.

Jay: You mean like that Hans?

Lieberjosch: I didn’t say it all had to be.

Vinegar: Hastings drags Savana onto his feet and over to Blessed Immortality’s corner to make the tag. They double team him in the corner, stomping him down to the ground and Hastings climbs out to the apron on the count of four.

Jay: Dropkick to the back from Paul Cockatoo. Ha, Savana just got a face full of Headliner groin.

Vinegar: Cockatoo with a quick roll-up on Roberts.

1!

2!

Vinegar: No! The Aussie Rebels almost stole it!

Lieberjosch: Not even close.

Vinegar: Travis doesn’t seem to like that and runs at him, but Paul hits and drop toe hold into the corner.

Jay: Ha! Face-groin for Travis that time.

Vinegar: And Cockatoo beats a hasty retreat to his corner to tag in The Drover. Here comes the Australian Powerhouse. Travis Roberts is up to his feet and looking worse the wear for his trip into Savana’s groin.

Lieberjosch: Worse for wear? He could have any number of diseases. Some not even known to modern medicine I’m sure.

Vinegar: And he walks right into a choke slam from Ethan King! Here’s a cover!

1!

2!

Vinegar: Hastings in to break it up and Prescott in to deal with Hastings. Things are breaking down here. Those two brawl their way into the corner, Glenn Burke struggling to separate them and The Aussie Rebels take advantage.

Jay: They’ve been operating like Ninja’s all night. Striking while their enemies are distracted and disappearing into the night.

Vinegar: King makes the tag again to Cockatoo who goes straight up to the top rope. King hoists The Headliner onto his shoulders. Death Valley Driver! And a splash from the top rope! This could be it!

1!

2!

Lieberjosch: This could be it? Really?

Vinegar: Great resiliency from Travis Roberts to survive that onslaught. Burke finally has Hastings and Prescott separated and Savana has recovered enough from that inadvertent low blow earlier to make a legal tag. Prescott storms in as Paul Cockatoo tries to pull The Headliner to his feet and hit’s a big German suplex!

Lieberjosch: Brutal but he’s given the Headliner time to recover. Travis Roberts connects with a full nelson slam!

Vinegar: He’s clearly still hurt though and makes the tag to his partner. Hastings comes in and goes after Declan Prescott. He’s going for the Hands of Fate, Prescott resisting though.

Jay: And Paul Cockatoo slips by them like a ninja to tag Ethan King back in.

Vinegar: King comes in and drops a boot on Donovan Hastings before he can lock in the hold. Prescott escapes and leaps back to his feet. King turns and goes for a clothesline but Prescott ducks it and- Delivers the Black Light to Hastings! He just booted him clean out of the ring!

Lieberjosch: Hastings had something in his eye.

Vinegar: Travis Roberts goes to get a piece of Prescott himself but- Andy Savana’s already crept up on him and as Travis tries to climb in, he pulls his foot away. Declan turns back to Ethan King and gets a boot to the gut. The Drover with a power bomb- No Declan wriggles free- White Light! Cover!

1!

Jay: Cockatoo to make the save-

2!

Lieberjosch: Uh, no he isn’t.

Jay: What?

3!

Ding! Ding! Ding!

Dennis: Here and your winners and stiiiil the UGWC Cooperative Champions! The Saints of Los Angeleeees!!!

Vinegar: The R1B’s! The R1B’s pulled Paul Cockatoo off the apron and kept him from making the save.

Lieberjosch: And they’ve left him in ruin on the outside. It looks like it’s Prescott’s turn now.

Vinegar: What’s the purpose of this? What does this prove?

Lieberjosch: The Royal 1st Battalion are making a statement, the only way they know how.

While Prescott is retrieving the belts, Johnny Blake and Duncan Ryder slide into the ring and blindside him. They pepper him with clubbing blows and stomps, dragging him into the centre of the ring. Savana breaks away from a brawl on the outside with Travis Roberts to help. He slides in the ring but Ryder is straight on him, stomping him before he can even get up. Ryder allows him to get to his knees before planting him with a snap DDT. Blake has mounted Prescott and unleashed a flurry of closed fist shots to his face.

Vinegar: This is disgusting. This is brutal.

Lieberjosch: This is just what those sanctimonious assholes deserve.

In the ring, Blake is directing traffic. He barks orders to Ryder who drops out of the ring and takes a pair of steel chairs from some ringside assistants. He slides back into the ring and passes one to Blake. As Declan tries to get back to his feet in the ring the two of them raise the chairs high above their heads when-

Jay: Hey what happened to the lights?

Vinegar: The lights around the arena have just gone out and- oh, there we go.

Lieberjosch: Who the hell is that?

Vinegar: I…don’t…

Now stood over Declan Prescott, between the members of the Royal 1st Battalion is a thin built man in a long trench coat wearing a plain white mask.

Jay: Did Raenius lose weight?

Vinegar: I don’t think that’s Raenius.

The members of the R1B look at each other then make to swing the chairs at the newcomer. As they swing back though, a pair of wide white feathered wings sprout from his back and spread out. The R1B recoil in horror.

Jay: What…the…?

Vinegar: I wish I could tell you.

With the R1B’s frozen in a mixture of fear and confusion and mystery man raises his hand to his masked faced. He bows his head slightly and the mask comes free in his hand. He looks up, and the crowd erupts.

Vinegar: It’s…It’s Ezekiel! EZEKIEL IS HERE IN UGWC!!!

Lieberjosch: Ezekiel? Didn’t you tell me he had crippling facial burns?

Vinegar: He does. I mean, he did. He…I can’t explain it but that is without a shadow of a doubt, EZEKIEL!

The R1B finally compose themselves enough to swing their chairs at Ezekiel who ducks the shots. He comes up with punch that rocks Ryder back. Blake recovers enough to raise the chair above his head and receives a Super Kick on the jaw.

Vinegar: Ezekiel is back and Kicking’ It Old School!

Ryder thinks about retaliating again but sees his mentor near unconscious on the ground. He drops the chair and retreats out of the ring. As he walks around he drags Blake out and half carries, half drags him up the ramp, barking obscenities back at Ezekiel in the ring. Ezekiel ignores them as he helps both Prescott and Savana to their feet, passing each their title belts. The three line up in the middle of the ring and Ezekiel raises their hands while the Saints raise their belts. The crowd roar and photo flashes go off furiously.

Vinegar: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THE ONE AND ONLY EZEKIEL IS BACK FROM THE DEAD AND HERE IN UGWC!!! On that bombshell, that’s it for another week of UGWC action. Remember to log in next week as we take another step towards Outlast.

The copyright logo appears in the corner and the show closes on Ezekiel and the Saints celebrating in the ring.

The Saint of Los Angeles - 5

Blessed Immortality - 3

The Aussie Rebels - 0

[Lord Hastings]

Credits

Pierce vs Somers
Hastings

Enigma Makes His Choices
Enigma

Jet Backstage
JK and Ichy

Enigma vs Russo
JK

Deimos vs Kiseragi
JK

Aussies Backstage
JK

Main Event
A-Kis

[Jet Somers]

Fantastic show, great build up to the tournament.

However, I am a little perturbed at JK for filling in words I told him not to...
Congrats to all the winners, and especially to Enigma who is on freaking fire lately.

Team Underdog, I love it.

['The Cyclone' JK]

sorry dude; I thought that you wanted me to.....must've read too much into it =/

[Alex Kiseragi]

Yeah good show. Lots of returns which are always fun. Got some segements in there to give it that natural feeling. Good work to JK who looks like he's wrote half the show.

I'd like to be the first to properly welcome Ezekiel aka LifenDeath aka Bryan back to UGWC action. It's good to have you dude.

[capelli]

Good show, I'm loving the new comentators especially the one that thinks he some kind of ninja expert or something lol.

Great main event, you guys did a great way of reintroducing Ezekiel into the mix. Oh and the 'Hey did Rainius lose weight' comment was priceless.

Also enjoyed Paul and Ethan's political argument, great way of following up from the rp to the show.

[EZRA]

It's awesome to be back. What a great show. Thanks for kind words Matt.

[Montana]

Great show.

Congrats on the win dec.

Im thinking Covert Jay might need some Zyprexa that should help him on the ninja thing.

Great job enigma liked the intro to the team.

[Jet Somers]

It's all good dude, I meant leaving the spaces blank would add to Jet's insanity right now... but no problem. We'll roll with it like always.