Infinity 2008 (01/03/08)

[T-Robosaurus Rex]

The camera opens, as the entrance stage of the US Airways Center is engulfed in a massive explosion of pyro. The camera pans to the audience, throwing themselves up and down in mass unison, before zooming around the entire arena. After several frenetic seconds, the screen comes to a rest on a grinning Nicholas Vinegar and a pumped looking Daniel Hanson.

Vinegar: Ladies and gentlemen, we welcome you to GIW Infinity! Our first PPV of 2008 and a what a show it promises to be! I'm Nicholas Vinegar, here with my broadcast partner Daniel Hanson, and we are so glad you've joined us for what is going to be the greatest night in this company's history!

Hanson: I don't agree with you too often, Nick, but I have to here. A table match, a ladder match AND the first ever Global Heavyweight Champion being crowned! I simply can't wait! This is going to be INCREDIBLE!

Vinegar: It certainly is. By the night's end a monumental landmark will have been reached for Global Impact Wrestling, as we crown our first ever Champion. Will it be the conniving Declan Prescott or the crowd favourite, Brandon Brown?

Hanson: Declan all the way, Nick. He's put too much time and effort into making it this far, that he won't leave the building, unless it's as the Global Champion!

Vinegar: I would say the exact same thing about Brandon Brown, but I guess we'll just have to wait and see. Because our first match is up right now!

The stage pops in a sudden burst of pyro, before "Morgenstern" begins surging throughout the arena. Great White and Charley 'Joka' White appear on the stage, to a large round of applause and cheers.

Dennis: The following match is a TABLE MATCH! Introducing first, being accompanied to the ring by Charley 'Joka' White, from somewhere and weighing 405 pounds... GRRRRRRRRRRREAT WHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITE!!!!!!!!!!!

Vinegar: Great White marching up the stairs and into the ring, as Joka watches on from the outside.

Hanson: Joka is here to provide Great White some much needed direction. I can just imagine if he didn't have anyone guiding him.

Vinegar: Well, that's one way of looking at it. I can't say I agree, though.

The conversation is cut short, as "Faint" begins pumping in the arena sound system. The track is met with a mixed chorus of boos and cheers. Chris Austin appears on the stage and begins making his way down the ramp.

Dennis: And the opponent, currently residing in San Diego, California and weighing in at 227 pounds, The Next Great One... CHRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRIS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSTIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Vinegar: Austin defeated Great White two weeks ago, with the help of some brass knuckles. White has a chance at gaining some revenge here tonight, as anything is legal in a table match!

Hanson: You've got it all wrong, Nick. Austin has a chance to humiliate Great White even further here tonight.

Vinegar: I guess we'll see. Austin making his way onto the apron, via the steel steps and Great White smashes him down to the floor with a MASSIVE right fist!!

Hanson: He didn't even let him get in the ring! What a coward!!

Vinegar: The bell rings and Austin's music fades here, as Great White is following Austin to the outside. He's stomping away at Austin, who is struggling to put some distance between himself and the giant White.

Hanson: Well Austin's foot into White's crotch seems to work well enough and now Austin is getting back to his feet. He's taking his coat off now, because White didn't even let him do that!

Vinegar: I don't think Great White is the type of man to waste time with such things. Now Austin has covered White's head with that coat and is kneeing him in the face! A brutal attack by The Next Great One!

Hanson: Brutal and smart, Nick. White is already confused the majority of the time and now that he can't see, he's going to be completely clueless.

Vinegar: It seems to have made White angry, more than anything else. He grabs Austin by the midsection and sends him flying backwards into the steel steps!

Hanson: Jeez, Austin just went spine first into those metal steps!

Vinegar: And White tosses that coat away and looks like he means business! He CHARGES at Austin, but The Next Great One is able to leap to safety at the last second! White goes crashing into and tumbling over those steps. That had to hurt the bug man!

Hanson: He's already getting back up. I think he's just too stupid to feel pain.

Vinegar: Or he's incredibly tough. Austin now climbing onto the safety barrier AND A FLYING SOCAL GUTCHECK ONTO GREAT WHITE!!!

Hanson: That laid both men out, but Austin doesn't take long to get back to his feet. What an athlete!

Vinegar: He certainly is talented. Now he's setting up a nearby table, many of which have been littered throughout the ringside area. That table has been setup, but Great White comes from behind and smashes Austin down with a right hand. Now he pulls his opponent up by the hair and HURLS him over the safety barrier!!

Hanson: Now White wants to hurt the fans! That freak is deranged, I tell you!!

Vinegar: Great White following Austin over the barrier, but The Next Great One has taken a fan's chair! BANG! HE JUST BLASTED GREAT WHITE IN THE FACE WITH THAT CHAIR, BUT THE BIG MAN IS STILL STANDING! BANG! BANG! BANG! AUSTIN JUST SMASHED WHITE'S SKULL THREE TIMES AND SENT HIM HURTLING BACK INTO THE RINGSIDE AREA!!!

Hanson: Austin is trying to defend those fans! He's a man of the people, Nick!

Vinegar: I can say with absolute confidence, that Austin was only looking out for himself in that exchange. Now he climbs over the barrier and pulls White up by the head. He just rolled the giant onto that table. He's looking to finish this thing early!

Hanson: Which is a smart move. He doesn't want this to drag on, because the longer it lasts, the more damage Great White is going to inflict upon him! He's climbing to the top rope! OH MY GOD! MONEY SHOT FROM THE TOP ROPE AND THROUGH THE TABLE ON THE OUTSIDE!!!

Vinegar: BUT GREAT WHITE ROLLS OUT OF THE WAY!!! CHRIS AUSTIN JUST WENT FACE FIRST THROUGH THE TABLE AND CRASHING INTO THE ARENA FLOOR!!! MY GOD, HE COULD BE DEAD!!!

Hanson: THAT WAS NUTS!!

Vinegar: And I will say that because Austin wasn't put through a table, this match is not over. But I don't think that's going to make much difference, because he looks well and truly out of it after that hideous fall.

Hanson: And Great White is already going on the attack! That big bastard has no respect!

Vinegar: He wants to win the match, simple as that. And he pulls Christ Austin up and POWER BOMB INTO THE SAFETY BARRIER!!! CHRIS AUSTIN JUST GOT PULVERISED INTO THE SAFETY BARRIER, LIKE HE WAS NOTHING BUT A RAG DOLL!!!

Hanson: THIS IS JUST SICK! AUSTIN IS TOTALLY OUT OF IT!!

Vinegar: Great White still isn't finished, however. He pulls Austin up once again and rolls him into the ring. It seems Great White wants to finish this one inside the squared circle.

Hanson: Finish?! Austin isn't done just yet, Nick!

Vinegar: That's true. There's always the possibility he'll come back.

Hanson: Oh we will, Nick! Just you wait and see!

Vinegar: Great White has slid two tables into the ring and is now climbing in himself. Whatever the giant has planned for Chris Austin, it can't be good for The Next Great One.

Hanson: Absolutely not! That Great White is a vicious animal!

Vinegar: He hasn't broken any rules.

Hanson: There are no rules!

Vinegar: Exactly. Now Great White has rested one of those tables in the corner and set the other one up in the middle of the ring. It seems he can't decide which way he wants to end this match.

Hanson: Ha! Well it doesn't matter, because Austin comes out of nowhere with a fist to the groin! SOBE SYCLONE OUT OF NOWHERE!! THAT BIG, STUPID GIANT JUST ATE THE MAT!!!!

Vinegar: But that won't end the match! Austin seems fully aware of this and is climbing onto that setup table! HE'S INDICATING FOR THE SOCAL GUTCHECK!

Hanson: Ha! Great White is slowly lumbering to his feet and Austin is poised and ready! He's going to spear White straight through that table in the corner!

Vinegar: But can he do it?! White to his feet! Austin leaps from the table!! SOCAL GUT - NO!!! GREAT WHITE CATCHES AUSTIN BY THE THROAT!!! CHOKE SLAM THROUGH THE TABLE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING!!!!!

Hanson: OH NO!!!!

Vinegar: THIS ONE IS OVER AND GREAT WHITE HAS DEFEATED CHRIS AUSTIN!

Hanson: Dammit, Chris was robbed!

Vinegar: That's a lie! Great White has emerged victorious here at Infinity!

Hanson: Well Austin has to be upset about this one, if he's even conscious. I'm sure he'll find a way to cheer himself up though, if you know what I mean. I just hope he doesn't stop off at my house to do it!

Vinegar: You don't have a girlfriend.

Hanson: I might one day...

Great White: 4

Chris Austin: 2

[T-Robosaurus Rex]

“Why Can't We Be Friends" by Smashmouth hits the speakers as the crowd goes dead silent. Brandon McSkinny runs out dressed in a pig suit. As he flails his arms about, we hear one guy yell, “bathroom break!” McSkinny slides under the ropes, only to have his foot get caught on the bottom rope. Obese Tony tries to jog down the ramp in a pirate suit, but gives up and crawls onto the apron.

Hanson: Oh please, a pig suit?

Vinegar: Hanson, I’m not sure what to say…

Hanson: I’ll help you. “Declan Prescott, please fire this loser!”

Vinegar: You know, I always say this; the kid has heart.

Hanson: Yeah, and the flabby guy has…flab.

Vinegar: Nice sentence.

Dennis: The following match is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, at a combined weight of... a lot more than my mother. The team of BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRANDON MCSKINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNY and OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBEEEEEEEEEESSSSSEEEEEE TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY !!!!!!!!!

“Bulls on Parade” by Rage Against the Machine echoes throughout the arena as Sean Jensen and Levi Witham are welcomed by insanely large pops.

Dennis: Introducing next, at a combined weight of 432 pounds; Sean Jensen and Levi Witham. TTTTTTTTTTTTTHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE RRRRREEESIIIIIISSSSSSSSSTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNN NNNNNNCCCCCEEEE!!!!!!!!!!

Vinegar: Now with the huge crowd support and very good merchandise sales, these two men could possibly be the new face of GIW.

Hanson: Liar, they’re asses!

Vinegar: *sigh* You’re impossible, you know that right?

Hanson: I try man, I try.

They stop and high five the fans and then climb onto the turnbuckle. Sean throws his hoodie into the crowd as Levi gives the fans a smile. They get ready for what looks like an easy match.

Vinegar: And there’s the bell! It looks like Jensen will start out this match, along with Brandon McSkinny.

Hanson: You go ahead and call the match, I need to catch up on my beauty sleep.

Vinegar: *Clears throat*

Hanson: What?

Vinegar: Nothing. Anyway, Sean lays down in the middle of the ring and it seems like he’s encouraging McSkinny to moonsault him.

Hanson: *Snores*

Vinegar: McSkinny jumps up…and flops right on the back of his head.

Hanson: *Talking in his sleep* What a loser…

Vinegar: Obese Tony is trying desperately to get into the ring, he is too big to step through or over the ropes.

Hanson: *Talking in his sleep* Lay off the cupcakes…

Vinegar: McSkinny is slowly getting up… Sean kicks him hard in the gut and signals for the Major Headache. He jumps and BAM! HE NAILS IT!!!!!! Tony is yelling something, but I can’t quite make it out.

Hanson: *Mumbles in his sleep*

Vinegar: Sean tags in Levi, who attempts to dropkick Tony. He JUST BOUNCED RIGHT OFF! Sean dropkicks Tony’s knee, which forces the big man to land chin first on the apron, knocking him out.

Hanson: *Talking in his sleep* Dental issues…

Vinegar: You’re not really asleep, are you?

Hanson: Quiet, I can feel my wrinkles disappearing!

Vinegar: Anyway, Levi to the top rope… He jumps and… SHURIKEN PRESS ON MCSKINNY!!! HE COVERS…

Hazel East: 1………….2…………3!!!!!

Vinegar: THE RESISTANCE DEFEATED BRANDON MCSKINNY AND FAT TONY!!!

Hanson: Amazing!

Vinegar: What? You of all people are happy about the good guys winning?

Hanson: Heck no, I just found one of those gold dollar coins on the ground.

Vinegar: You sir, are indeed impossible.

Hanson: That means so much, thankyou!

Levi Witham: 1

Sean Jensen: 1

Brandon McSkinny: 1

Obese Tony: 0

[T-Robosaurus Rex]

Vinegar: And here we go. Lord Deathmans debut match, in which he takes on Robert Garland.

Hanson: This dude gives Aesc a run for his money in the creepy department.

Vinegar: Indeed he does. Now, lets send it to our ring announcer, Mitchell Dennis.

Dennis: Our next match is set for one fall. Introducing first, from the dark, weighing in at 370 pounds, The Creator of Ultra Violence, The Darkness... LOOOOOOOOOOOOOORD... DEATHMAAAAAAAAAAN.

A variety of erie sounds play in the arena, as the lights go out.

Hanson: What the hell?

Suddenly, the lights return, and a monster of a man is kneeling in the ring, praying. He stands up, removes his cloak, and looks to the ramp.

Vinegar: My god, he's huge!!

Hanson: I agree, Garland has no chance in hell.

"So Hated" by Zeromind hits, and the fans pop huge as Robert Garland comes onto the stage, and makes an x with his arms, as he walks down the ramp.

Dennis: And, from New Orleans, Louisiana, weighing in at 207 pounds, The Original Badger... ROOOOOOOOBERRRT!!! GARRRRLAAAAAAAAAAAND!!!!

Garland enters the ring, and jumps onto the turnbuckle, spreading his arms to soak in the fans cheers. He then jumps down and stares at Deathman.

Vinegar: And here we go. Garland has a cocky smirk on his face, and we have a collar and elbow tie up. My god, Deathman easily pushing Garland into the corner, ref demanding a clean break.

Hanson: And..no, he ain't getting one as Deathman knees Garland in the ribs.

Vinegar: Now Deathman pulls Garland toward him, and WHAT A BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX!!!

Hanson: Man, that should be it right there.

Vinegar: But Deathman isn't going for the cover. He picks Garland up, puts his head between his legs, lifts him, and WOW, HUGE POWERBOMB!! Cover,

One...

Two...

Thr-

No, there's a kickout. Deathman pulls him up, but no! Garland fighting back, right hook, left, right, and OW, huge boot to Garland's head by Deathman.

Hanson: He'll be seeing stars after that one.

Vinegar: Deathman goes to pick him up again, but again, Garland with a right hook, left, right, and theres a dropkick. Deathman reeling, and Garland tries for a belly to belly suplex, AND HE HITS IT!!! WOW, IT'S DONE, GARLAND WITH THE COVER!!

One...

Vinegar: NO, HUGE KICKOUT BY DEATHMAN!!!

Hanson: Holy crap, Garland can't believe it.

Vinegar: Now, Deathman getting up, goes for a clothesline, but Garland dodges, OH MY GOD!!! THE BRAIN DAMAGE OUT OF NOWHERE!!! THIS HAS TO BE IT!!! COVER!!

One...

Two...

Thre-

Hanson: HOLY CRAP!! DEATHMAN KICKED OUT!! HOW??!!?

Vinegar: GARLAND IS IN SHOCK!! HE CAN'T BELIEVE IT!! HE PICKS DEATHMAN UP, DEATHMAN REVERSES, HE GETS GARLAND ON HIS SHOULDERS, AND OH MY GOD!!! DEATH VALLEY DRIVER INTO A POWERSLAM!!!

Hanson: I heard he calls that "The Death Note". There's the cover:

One...

Two...

Three.

DING, DING , DING!!!

Vinegar: It finished. A very impressive debut for Deathman.

Hanson: Absolutely. This guy just proved that he's not here to mess around. I can tell you now, that was just as much a message to the back as it was to Garland.

Lord Deathman: 5

Robert Garland: 1

[T-Robosaurus Rex]

"Amerika" hits, as the arena floods with boos and Savage enters the stage. Pyro explodes behind him, as he begins his march toward the ring.

Dennis: The following match is a triple threat ladder match to determine the Global Heavyweight Championship number one contender! Introducing first, residing in Hartford, Connecticut and weighing 225 pounds, The Brutal Enigma, The Last Aryan... SAVAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE!!!!

Vinegar: Savage climbs in the ring here and awaits his two opponents. He's a no nonsense kind of guy.

Hanson: Absolutely he is and that's why I think he's so great. Whether you agree with some of his views or not, you can't deny he is one of the toughest men in GIW.

Vinegar: I certainly can't.

"For Whom The Bell Tolls" begins playing, as the arena turns dark. Aesc emerges and an uncomfortable boo files through the arena. He begins moving forward to the ring.

Dennis: And the opponent, from Parts Unknown and weighing in at 300 pounds, The Black Minister, The Lord of Darkness... AAAAAAAAAAAAAAEEEEEEEEEEEEESC THE DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRK!!!!!

Vinegar: The arena is returning to normal now, as Aesc enters the ring. This man is truly something else.

Hanson: That he is, Nick, and that's why he's my odds on favourite to win this match. He's the biggest and strongest and he wants that Global Title more than he ever has before. I think his loss to Brown last week has given him a new focus.

Vinegar: You may be right, but I've learned that you can never count out this man...

"Bullet With Butterfly Wings" smashes into play and the arena erupts in cheers. Andy Savana sweeps onto the stage and cracks his neck 180 degrees. He then shrugs his shoulders and begins jogging down the ramp.

Dennis: And the opponent, from Houston, Texas and weighing in at 244 pounds... AAAAAAAAAAAAAAANDY SAVANAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!

Vinegar: These fans are certainly behind Savana tonight, as he slides into the ring. Well the bell rings and here we go! This ladder match has begun!

Hanson: And Savana and Savage both make a beeline for Aesc. Smart move, targeting the biggest man first.

Vinegar: But how long can an alliance between Savage and Savana last? Aesc is being pummelled with rights and lefts and goes toppling out of the ring. My question is answered, as Savage instantly takes Savana down with a clubbing fist! Now Savage stomping away at Savana! He pulls Savana up and whips him to the corner, but Savana counters and pulls Savage right into a rolling Samoan drop! Savana taunting to the fans, but his victory is a short one, as Aesc is back in the ring and takes Andy down WITH A LADDER!!

Hanson: That's the key to victory in a tornado match. You need to know where all your opponents are at all times.

Vinegar: Now Aesc setting up the ladder in the middle of the ring! He's already going after the belt!

Hanson: But Savage smashes him down with a thumping right hand. Aesc tumbles back to the mat and now Savage is picking up that ladder.

Vinegar: He just drove that ladder into Aesc’s gut!!

Hanson: That’s gotta hurt.

Vinegar: And Savana getting back to his feet, but Savage bashes the ladder into his skull!! Savage is going completely berserk with that ladder and we’re barely two minutes into this match!

Hanson: Well the longer this match goes, the more each of these guys are going to be hurting afterwards. It makes sense to try and finish it quick. And that’s what Savage is doing, as he’s set that ladder up and is climbing to the briefcase that holds the Title match contract!

Vinegar: And Savage is almost there! But Aesc has different ideas, as he grabs Savage’s foot and pulls him down from the ladder!! Savage goes face first into one of the ladder steps and goes bouncing across the ring!!

Hanson: And he hits the ropes and bounces back right into Aesc’s grip! This isn’t going to be pretty!!

Vinegar: Choke Slam coming up! NO! Savage with a foot into Aesc’s groin, takes the big man down! But Savage is dazed and goes tumbling through the ropes and out of the ring.

Hanson: And Savana is back up now, examining the damage. He’s heading up the ladder!

Vinegar: But Aesc is climbing up the other side. Both men have reached the top and are exchanging right hands up there! This is dangerous!

Hanson: Absolutely, Nick. Falling from that height is going to inflict some massive pain.

Vinegar: Aesc seems to be winning the battle of the fists here! ANDY GOES CRASHING TO THE MAT!! Now Aesc has a clear path to the briefcase! He’s going to get it!!

Hanson: No he’s not! Savage has dragged himself back into the ring and Andy is crawling towards the ladder. Both men grab one side each and are able to tip it over with their combined strength!! That’s impressive teamwork!

Vinegar: And Aesc goes smashing into the canvas! Now all three men are laid out. Savage is leaving the ring once more, this time of his own accord. Meanwhile, Aesc and Savana are shaking the cobwebs from their heads.

Hanson: And now Savage has pulled a chair out from under the ring! Things are about to get a whole lot messier!

Vinegar: I have to agree, as Savage slides back into the ring with that weapon. Andy is getting back to his feet, BUT SAVAGE BASHES THAT STEEL CHAIR INTO HIS SKULL!! ANDY GOES CRASHING RIGHT BACK DOWN!!

Hanson: But Aesc is also back up behind Savage. He hasn’t realised, Nick!

Vinegar: Savage turns around AND AESC BOOTS THAT CHAIR RIGHT INTO HIS FACE!! SAVAGE IS DOWN!!!

Hanson: And now Aesc is picking up that chair! As if he wasn’t dangerous enough, already!

Vinegar: Savage pulls himself up using the ropes, BUT AESC WITH THE CHAIR! NO! SAVAGE DUCKS AND THE CHAIR BOUNCES OFF THE TOP ROPE AND RIGHT BACK INTO AESC’S FACE!!!!

Nick: Ha! He just blasted himself! And now Savana capitalises with a sitting jaw breaker! Aesc is down now!

Vinegar: But Savana and Savage are both looking worse for wear. They can barely stand!

Nick: Well that’s not exactly unusual for Savana.

Vinegar: Stop it! Now both Savage and Savana lock up. Savage with a kick to the knee is able to take control. He smashes Savana with a clubbing European uppercut. Now he picks up the chair and raises it over the downed Savana! He swings it at Savana, BUT ANDY ROLLS OUT OF THE WAY! Savage swings again, but Savana now rolls completely out of the ring!

Nick: Coward...

Vinegar: Now Andy grabs Savage’s legs and pulls him right out of the ring!! Savage lands on the floor, hard on his back!!

Nick: That looked painful...

Vinegar: Indeed it did. But Savana isn’t done yet. He climbs onto the safety barrier and SUICIDE DIVE ONTO SAVAGE!!! MY GOD, WHAT A MOVE!!!!

Hanson: But Savana has forgotten about Aesc! Ha! He’s set up that ladder again and is climbing towards the briefcase! You idiot, Andy!

Vinegar: Andy races up the steel steps and springs to the top of the turnbuckle. DROPKICK INTO THE LADDER!!! AESC, THE LADDER AND SAVANA ALL JUST EXPLODED IN A CLASH OF FLESH AND METAL AND NOW ALL THREE OF THEM ARE LAID OUT ON THE MAT!!!! MY GOD, THAT WAS INSANE!!!

Hanson: And now no one in this match is even moving! This is nuts, Nick!!

Vinegar: It certainly is. Savana and Aesc are beginning to move. Both men using the ropes to pull themselves up. Now both men advance on one another and Aesc swings a brutal right hand. Savana is able to duck! Savana bounces from the ropes, BUT RUNS RIGHT INTO A CHOKE SLAM! Aesc lifts him into the air, but Savana breaks free, grabs Aesc’s head on the way down and locks in a dragon sleeper!! But Aesc counters by lifting Savana onto his shoulder! What strength! Now Aesc guillotines Andy across the top rope!!

Hanson: Savana goes bouncing to the mat after that incredible display of roar power from Aesc! Didn’t I tell you he could do it?!

Vinegar: This match isn’t over yet. But things certainly aren’t looking good for Savana, as Aesc lifts that ladder above his head. He’s going to smash Andy with it, BUT SAVAGE WITH A TIGER V OUT OF NOWHERE!!! HE JUST OBLITERATED AESC WITH THAT DEVASTATING SPEAR!!!!!

Hanson: And Savage’s speed there was incredible! That man can move!

Vinegar: And now Savana is struggling back to his feet. SAVAGE LAUNCHES WITH ANOTHER TIGER FIVE, BUT SAVANA COUNTERS WITH A DROP TOE HOLD! NOW SAVANA LOCKS IN THE CHAMBER OF PAIN!!! SAVANA’S CHAMBER OF PAIN ON SAVAGE!!!!

Hanson: And this won’t win the match, but it’ll do a heck of a lot of Damage to Savage! Come on Savage, break free!!!

Vinegar: And The Last Aryan is completely powerless here! Even if he gets to the ropes it won’t help him, because this match has no disqualifications!!

Hanson: Now Savana has released the hold and Savage may have passed out from the pain. He’s not moving, Nick!

Vinegar: Neither Savage or Aesc are. Savana has realised this and has set that ladder up once more! He’s ascending and neither The Lord of Darkness or The Brutal Enigma can stop him! Savana has his hands on the case! He’s going to do it and these fans are going berserk!! Their hero is going to pull out the victory!!

Hanson: Not likely! Aesc just sat up! He’s climbing the ladder behind Savana!

Vinegar: And Savana is kicking him away, but Aesc is battling through it! He hooks his arm around Savana and SATANIC CONVERSION OFF THE LADDER!!! OH MY GOD, SAVANA WAS JUST CRUSHED WITH THE SATANIC CONVERSION!!!

Hanson: Ha! I knew Aesc would pull this one out!

Vinegar: He hasn’t won yet, but things are looking good for The Black Minister. He’s making his way up the ladder and has his hands on the case! But now Savage has recovered and is ascending the opposite side!! Aesc is smashing The Last Aryan with some MASSIVE fists, but Savage refuses to give up! Savage makes it to the top of the ladder and is now exchanging fists with Aesc! Both men are battling here and neither man will give up!

Hanson: But Savana is somehow moving! He manages to lift his arms and grab the ladder! He’s going to tip it over!!

Vinegar: But Savage and Aesc have realised and both men leap from the ladder, just as Savana pushes it down! Both men just avoided certain doom! Savage runs at Aesc, BUT MOVES RIGHT INTO A TOMBSTONE PILE DRIVER!!! AESC NAILS IT, SENDING SAVAGE HEAD FIRST INTO ANDY’S FACE!!!! BOTH HIS OPPONENTS JUST COLLIDED SKULLS!!!!

Hanson: WHAT A MOVE!!!

Vinegar: AND NOW AESC HAS ERECTED THAT LADDER ONCE MORE!! HE’S CLIMBING TO THE TOP AND NEITHER SAVAGE OR SAVANA ARE MOVING!!! HE’S GOT IT!!! AESC HAS GOT THE CASE! HE’S WON THE MATCH!!!!

Hanson: I knew he could do it!!!

Vinegar: These fans are extremely unhappy, but that doesn’t change the fact that Aesc The Dark has won this match and will be competing for the Global Heavyweight Championship in four weeks time!!

Hanson: But we still have to find out who he’ll be competing against, Nick!!

Vinegar: Right you are! I can only imagine the type of celebration party this man will have, but that doesn’t really matter right now. Tonight it’s his victory, love him or hate him. But we have one more match to go!

Nick: I can’t wait!

Aesc The Dark: 3

Savage: 2

Andy Savana: 0

[T-Robosaurus Rex]

"The Air That I Breathe" begins pumping over the arena sound system. Every fan in the arena begins jeering at the top of their lungs. Declan Prescott struts onto the stage, hand-in-hand with Cara Costello. He raises his arms towards the ceiling of the US Airways Center, as Cara rubs her hands on his stomach.

Vinegar: Jeez, get a room.

Hanson: Don't even think about it, Nick. This match is the biggest in GIW history and I won't have you ruin it with your bias. Now leave Declan alone, because the guy rules!

Vinegar: Oh brother...

Declan and Cara make their way down the ramp, Declan mocking the nearby fans as he goes.

Dennis: Ladies and gentlemen, the following match is your Infinity MAIN EVENT! This match is the final match of the GLOBAL CHALLENGE and the winner will be awarded the GLOBAL HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP! The match is scheduled for one fall and will have no time limit. Introducing first, residing in Los Angeles, California and weighing in at 227 pounds, he is the owner of Global Impact Wrestling, The Significant Player... DECLAAAAAAAAAAAAAN PREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESCOTT!!!!

Hanson: Speaking of the Global Championship, just where is the belt?!

Vinegar: I've been told that the winner will have a formal presentation ceremony at the next Sentinel.

Hanson: Ah, classy. I'm sure Declan will enjoy his ceremony.

Vinegar: Oh jeez...

Declan and Cara reach the ring and share a wet kiss, before Declan skips up the steps and through the ropes. He climbs the turnbuckle and extends his arms in the air once more, as the fans erupt in another chorus of jeers. Declan returns to the mat and leans against the same turnbuckle, as the arena falls silent with anticipation.

Vinegar: Declan Prescott won matches against Sean Jensen and Andy Savana to make it this far into the Global Challenge. He escaped both matches by the skin of his teeth, but I think Brandon is going to make sure he's not so lucky tonight!

Hanson: It may be out of Brandon's hands, Nick. Prescott never enters a wrestling ring without having so many back up plans he runs out of letters to name them with!

Vinegar: And I'm sure Brandon has an answer for everyone of th -

"Kickstart my Heart" smashes into play and Vinegar's words are drowned into oblivion by the roaring crowd going absolutely ecstatic. The fans begins leaping up and down, as Brandon Brown emerges from the curtains.

Dennis: And the opponent, from Albion, Indiana and weighing in at 190 pounds... BRRRRRRRRRRRANDON BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Brandon marches down the ramp, high fiving many fans as he goes. He rolls into the ring, climbs the turnbuckle and begins taunting to the fans. Declan Prescott watches on, never taking his eyes off his opponent. Brandon revels in the applause he receives for several glorious moments and then leaps from the top rope and lands on the mat. He skips to the middle of the ring and beckons Prescott towards him.

Hanson: Hmph. Arrogance. Declan should be allowed to start this match when he wants, not when Brown says so!

Vinegar: Well I think he has to start the match when it's scheduled and seeing as the bell just rang, that would be right now! This match is on!

Hanson: But Prescott is refusing to leave his corner. Smart move there. He's dictating the pace and not allowing Brown to do so.

Vinegar: But Brown, who defeated both Savage and Aesc The Dark to make it here tonight, is making his way towards Prescott. The two having a verbal exchange here. Brown telling Prescott to start the match and Prescott responding with words I'm not allowed to repeat.

Hanson: Ha! This is Pay-Pew-View, Nick! We can what we want! Prescott just told Brown to go fuck his blob of a cousin!

Vinegar: There could be children watching!

Hanson: Kids grow up so fast these days, anyway.

Vinegar: And you're not helping - OH GOD! BROWN JUST SLAPPED PRESCOTT ACROSS THE FACE! He skips to the other side of the ring, but Prescott charges right at him! Prescott swings with a clothesline, but Brown ducks! BROWN WITH A SUPERKICK!!

Hanson: Prescott throws himself between the ropes and out of the ring to avoid that attack! Jeez, the match could have ended right there!

Vinegar: Absolutely. That Superkick by Brown is so fast and so dangerous, it often puts opponents down for the count before they even know what's happened!

Hanson: And now Prescott is really unhappy on the outside. Cara is trying to comfort him though. Listen to her Declan, you can't let this shake you!

Vinegar: Brandon is remaining in the ring, simply letting Burke count Prescott out. It seems Brown is now the one controlling the pace.

Hanson: Yeah well, Prescott is still getting warmed up. This match isn't over by a long shot.

Vinegar: It will be if Brown can hit that Superkick, like he almost did in the opening seconds of the match.

Hanson: The Perfect Play can he hit just as easily Nick and don't think it won't keep Brown down for the count.

Vinegar: I certainly wouldn't argue with that. Prescott attempts to slide back into the ring, but Brown is waiting for him and starts stomping away at The Significant Player. Declan retreats back to the outside and slams his fists on the apron. He's clearly frustrated here.

Hanson: And that's what Brown wants. He knows he has to beat Declan in the ring, but if he can get in his head, this match is going to be a lot easier.

Vinegar: You know, you can actually be rather insightful when you want.

Hanson: When I want? When am I not?!

Vinegar: Right... Prescott slides back into the ring now and Brown instantly locks in a harsh arm bar. Prescott's left arm being contorted here, but he quickly grabs onto the ropes with his free arm. Brown releases the hold and rolls back to his feet. Prescott wastes no time and springs up as well. Brown is ready and hits a quick punch into Prescott's left arm! Prescott grabs the arm and Brown instantly capitalises with a clothesline, sending Declan down to the mat.

Hanson: Declan is quick back to his feet. Smart move, as he doesn't want to be grounded by Brown. Then he could be in real trouble.

Vinegar: Well the two lock up now. Declan is the bigger and stronger of the two and is able to force Brown into the corner. He smacks Brown with a sharp knife hand right in the chest! That one echoed throughout the entire arena!

Hanson: And Prescott wisely used the right hand for that attack. He's a smart guy and he'll try to avoid anymore harm coming to that left arm if he can possibly help it.

Vinegar: Now Prescott grabs Brown by the head and drags him into the middle of the ring. He's applying a front face lock with impressive force here.

Hanson: We're certainly not used to seeing Prescott the strongest man in a match, but he's using that strength here.

Vinegar: But Brown hits some quick fists into Declan's midsection, causing The Significant Player to momentarily release his grip. A moment is all Brown needs and flips Prescott over his back, dumping The Significant Player on the mat. Prescott is quick back to his feet, but Brown grabs that left arm and torques it behind the owner's back. Prescott clearly in noticeable pain here, but he quickly breaks free with some right armed elbows into Brown's face.

Hanson: And as Brown stumbles backwards, Prescott smashes him in the temple with a stern right hand. A harsh shot from The Significant Player there.

Vinegar: Burke is warning Prescott that open fists aren't allowed, but Declan takes no notice. Brown is now leaned up against the ropes and Prescott with a slingshot suplex! Brown bounces off the top rope, but lands on his feet behind Prescott! He looks for a German suplex! Prescott with a foot into Brown's crotch! DAMMIT, THAT'S CHEATING!

Hanson: Prescott telling Burke it was on the thigh. I think he's right, Nick.

Vinegar: Horse manure! Brown is on the mat, clasping his groin and Prescott lands a spinning leg drop across his opponent's face. Now he applies a headlock, but Brown has wrenched his arm between Declan’s and won’t let The Significant Player lock it in. Brown struggles back to his feet, with Prescott trying to squeeze that headlock on the entire way. Both men are back to a vertical base now. And now Brown scores with a modified back suplex!

Hanson: Not modified, just weak. Brown only had one free arm and he couldn’t hit all of it.

Vinegar: An impressive counter nonetheless and now Brown is climbing back up. Prescott smashes a fist into his knee, sending Brown down on it. Now Prescott grabs Brown’s skull and shoves him face first into the mat!

Hanson: Nothing pretty about that, but it sure was effective. Ha! Now Declan makes up for it with the French tickler. He’s a true showman, Nick.

Vinegar: That may be the case, but these fans aren’t very receptive to his efforts. He’s being met with unanimous boos here.

Hanson: That won’t bother him though. Look, he takes no notice and kicks Brown in the head as he tries to get back up. He’s never caught off guard, Nick!

Vinegar: Especially not when Cara is at ringside... Regardless, Declan kicks Brown down a second tim - No! Brown grabs Prescott’s leg!! He grabs the other leg and sends Prescott crashing down on his back! SHARPSHOOTER COMING UP!!

Hanson: Not likely! Prescott kicks free and sends Brown crashing onto the mat! Nice counter!

Vinegar: Both men nip up at the same time! Brown dashes at Prescott AND LANDS AN ENZIGURI INTO PRESCOTT'S LEFT ARM!!! Prescott tastes the mat, clutching his left arm in agony! Now these fans have come to life, letting their support of Brandon Brown ring loud to all!

Hanson: ‘Ring loud to all’? Where do you come up with this stuff?

Vinegar: You’re just upset, because Prescott just took some major damage. Brown isn't done yet though and begins stomping away at Prescott’s arm with tremendous fury!! Stomp! Stomp! Stomp! Again! Again! Again! Look at the fire in Brown’s eyes! He’s like a shark that smells blood in the water! He stomps again, but falls over?!?!

Hanson: Ha! Cara grabbed his leg and tripped him up. What a woman!

Vinegar: And Glenn Burke has snapped!! He's shouting at Cara to leave the arena right this instant!! Cara is completely stunned!

Hanson: I can't believe the nerve of that old man! You don't talk to Cara Costello like that!

Vinegar: Burke wants to make sure we have a clean match here and I endorse him all the way!

Hanson: You would.

Vinegar: Meanwhile, Brown is back to his feet and Declan scores with a fist to the groin!!!!

Hanson: Ha! Brown falls right back down, as Cara is reluctantly leaving the arena. She seems very upset, Nick.

Vinegar: Well why don't you go comfort her?

Hanson: I'd lose my job.

Vinegar: I don't see the problem. Regardless, Prescott is now stomping away at Brown's head, clearly letting out some built up frustrations. He pulls Brown up by the hair, but Brown breaks free of his grip!!! Atomic drop delivered to Prescott!!!

Hanson: Cheater!

Vinegar: Brown scoring a measure of revenge and whips Prescott to the ropes, as these fans are on their feet! Declan rebounds from the ropes AND BROWN WITH AN ENORMOUS DROPKICK INTO PRESCOTT'S LEFT ARM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The Significant Player is rolling about the mat, screaming in agony!!

Hanson: He must be in so much pain! If only Cara were here!

Vinegar: Brown wastes no time and leaps onto Declan, locking in the cross face!!! Brown is pulling on the left arm with his legs, just as much as he is the face! Prescott is screaming in agony! He may be forced to tap out here!!!

Hanson: No! He drags himself towards the ropes with everything he has! This is sheer determination driving him here!

Vinegar: Declan finally makes the ropes and Brown is forced to release the hold! But he grabs Prescott's left arm right away and smashes the elbow with a stiff kick! Prescott rolls out of the ring, clutching that left arm and screaming in total anguish! He may have to quit at this rate! He's in a huge amount of pain!

Hanson: Never! He's already back to his feet and ready to - ARGH!!!!

Vinegar: Brown just went diving from the ring AND CRASHING DOWN STRAIGHT ON TOP OF DECLAN!! MY GOD, BOTH MEN HAVE BEEN MANGLED AND THESE FANS ARE GOING CRAZY!!!

Hanson: These people are sick! Declan might be really hurt!!

Vinegar: Well Brown is already to his feet, but Declan is still sprawled out on the floor. Now Brown raising his arms and grinning broadly, obviously playing up to these fans, who are totally behind him here tonight.

Hanson: I can't believe these people cheer for Brandon Brown. Don't they realise Declan Prescott is the reason this fed exists?

Vinegar: We owe our success just as much to the entertaining superstars, such as Brandon Brown, as we do to Declan Prescott. Without guys like Brown, the fans wouldn't come here and we'd all be unemployed.

Hanson: Are you saying Prescott isn't entertaining?!

Vinegar: Not at all. But he is arrogant, completely selfish, conceded -

Hanson: That's enough! Lets concentrate on the match!

Vinegar: Good idea. Brown has rolled into the ring and quickly exited again, to reset the count. A smart move there, as no one wants this match to end in a count out.

Hanson: Who would be Champion if it did?

Vinegar: Neither man would win the Title, which would be a truly sour way to end this great event. But I wouldn't worry about it, because I don't see either man allowing this match to end anything, other than cleanly. They're going to need a pinfall or submission if they want to win that Title.

Hanson: So do you think Declan will win by pinfall or submission?

Vinegar: I don't. Now Brown is pulling Prescott to his feet. He smashes his weakened arm against the apron, causing massive pain to Declan! I wonder if he can even use that arm anymore.

Hanson: Even if he can't, he can still defeat Brandon. Just you watch.

Vinegar: I intend to. Now Brown rolls Prescott back into the ring and then climbs in himself. Prescott is looking to get to his feet, but Brown smashes him in that left arm and sends Prescott spinning back to the mat.

Hanson: Brandon just isn't letting up on that injured arm and I have to give him credit for that. It's a smart thing to do. But I'm sure Declan still has several tricks up his sleeve.

Vinegar: I wonder if his sleeve is as damaged as his arm. Either way, Brown now applies a fujiwar arm bar to Prescott - No! Prescott rolls free, before Brown can lock it in. Both men back to their feet and Brown dashes at Declan, but The Significant Player hits a quick kick to the gut. He plants a DDT!!!

Hanson: Very nice! And he wisely did it with his right side, so he could hit all of that.

Vinegar: And now Prescott is climbing to the top rope. What does he have in mind?

Hanson: I don't know about this, Nick. It seems like a desperation move and it may not end well. OH NO, I'M RIGHT!!!

Vinegar: BROWN HAS LEAPT TO HIS FEET! HE CHARES AT PRESCOTT, WHO IS STILL PERCHED ON THE TOP ROPE!! GTS FROM THE TOP ROPE!!!!! WHAT A MOVE AND THESE FANS HAVE ERUPTED!!!! BROWN MAKES THE COVER!!!!

Hanson: ONE! PLEASE NO! TWO! THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING! THRE - PRESCOTT WITH A FOOT ON THE BOTTOM ROPE!!!

Vinegar: The match was nearly over right there! Brown looking a little frustrated, but I don't think he'll let it get the better of him. He drags Prescott to the centre of the ring and rolls him onto his stomach. CROSS FACED LOCKED IN!!! PRESCOTT IS CRYING OUT IN PAIN! THIS TIME BROWN HAS THE RIGHT ARM IN A LOCK, SO DECLAN CAN'T DRAG HIMSELF TO THE ROPES!!!! THIS IS IT, DECLAN HAS NO CHOICE, BUT TO TAP!!!!

Hanson: Ha! Not so! Here comes Cara Costello down the ramp! She's back, Nick!!

Vinegar: And Glenn Burke has seen her and is telling her to get out or he'll disqualify Declan!

Hanson: He's lying. If he did that no one would win the Title and these fans would riot. He doesn't want to be responsible for that.

Vinegar: AND WHILE BURKE HAS HIS BACK TURNED, DECLAN IS TAPPING OUT!!! DAMMIT, THIS MATCH SHOULD BE OVER!!!

Hanson: But it isn't! And here comes McSkinny through the crowd and into the ring. He's got a chair!!

Vinegar: Dammit, he already got his ass handed to him earlier and now he's back! Declan must have asked for his help!

Hanson: No way. Declan would never lower his standards to Skinny. He must be out here on his own accord.

Vinegar: Either way, Brown gets to his feet to face Skinny. SKINNY SWINGS THE CHAIR INTO BRANDON BROWN! DAMMIT, BROWN IS...

Hanson: ...is laughing!! Skinny swung that chair as hard as he could and it did no damage at all!! That's just pathetic!

Vinegar: Now Brown is laughing! Skinny swings again as hard as he can, but Brown ducks!! HE SUPERKICKS THE CHAIR INTO SKINNY'S FACE!!!! SKINNY HAS BEEN OBLITERATED BY BRANDON BROWN!!!

Hanson: He won't be getting up for a while!!

Vinegar: OH MY GOD! PRESCOTT CAPITALISES ON THE DISTRACTION AND LEVELS BROWN WITH THE PERFECT PLAY!!! CARA RETREATS, AS DECLAN MAKES THE COVER!! ONE!! DAMMIT, NOT AGAIN!! TWO!! PLEASE NO!!! THREE - ARGH!!!! BROWN KICKS OUT AT THE LAST POSSIBLE MOMENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hanson: NO! IT WAS THREE!!!!

Vinegar: IT WASN'T THREE!!! THIS MATCH IS STILL GOING!!!!

Hanson: Declan can't believe it! I can't believe it!!

Vinegar: Prescott back to his feet and is absolutely furious! He's screaming in Burke's face, demanding this match end. Brandon kicked out, Prescott!

Hanson: Now I think Declan is going to take his frustration out on Brandon Brown! He pulls Brown up by the hair AND BROWN WITH A ROLL UP!!! OH MY GOD NO!!!!

Vinegar: ONE! TWO! THREE! BAH GOD BRANDON BROWN OUT OF NOWHERE - NO!!!! BURKE SAYING IT WAS ONLY TWO!!!!!

Hanson: THAT WAS SO CLOSE!!!

Vinegar: Brown now back to his feet and telling Prescott that he almost had him! He's right, Hanson! Prescott was so close to defeat I bet he thought he had lost!!!

Hanson: Declan isn't happy and he charges at Brown!

Vinegar: But Brown ducks the clothesline! SUPER KICK!!!! NO!!! PRESCOTT CATCHES HIS FOOT!!! HE PULLS HIM INTO A SIGNIFICANT IMPACT!!!!

Hanson: But he's hooked that left arm around Brandon! Brown easily breaks free AND SUPERKICK!!!!!

Vinegar: BUT PRESCOTT DUCKS!!! KICK TO THE MIDSECTION!!! SIGNIFICANT IMPACT THIS TIME WITH THE RIGHT SIDE!!!!

Hanson: Brown escapes with a barrage of stiff elbows into Declan's head!! Prescott stumbles one his side!

Vinegar: AND BROWN LOOKING FOR THE BRAINBUSTER!!! HE LIFTS PRESCOTT UP, BUT CAN'T GET HIM ALL THE WAY!!! DECLAN FIGHTING WITH EVERYTHING HE HAS!!!!

Hanson: DON'T LET HIM DO IT, DECLAN!!! THE GLOBAL HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP IS ON THE LINE!!!

Vinegar: PRESCOTT ABLE TO LAND ON HIS FEET! HE DRAGS BROWN INTO A SIGNIFICANT IMPACT!!! BAM!!! HE NAILS IT!!!! IT'S OVER!!!!! ONE!!!!! TWO!!!!!! THREE - ARGH!!!! BROWN GOT HIS FOOT ON THE BOTTOM ROPE!!!!! THIS MATCH ISN'T OVER YET!!!!

Hanson: I DON'T BELIEVE IT!!!! WHAT DOES IT TAKE TO KEEP THIS MAN DOWN?!?!?!?!

Vinegar: Prescott dragging the near dead Brandon Brown to his feet. HE'S LOOKING FOR A SECOND SIGNIFICANT IMPACT!!! THAT'LL PUT BROWN DOWN FOR CERTAIN!!! BUT BROWN COUNTERS INTO AN ATOMIC DROP!!!

Hanson: HORRIBLE!!!!

Vinegar: Now Brown grabs Prescott's arm and whips him, but it's the injured arm!!! The pain is too much and Declan goes crashing face first into the mat!!! He's rolling across the canvas in an excruciating amount of pain!!! Brown stumbles towards him, mustering all the will he can! He grabs Prescott by the hair, BUT THE SIGNIFICANT PLAYER RAKES BROWN'S EYES!!! DAMMIT, BROWN IS NOW STUMBLING BLINDLY AND BURKE DIDN'T SEE A DAMN THING!!!!

Hanson: I'm not sure I did either, Nick! I think Brown might have a loose eyelash in his eye!!

Vinegar: BULLSHIT!!! Now Prescott struggling back to his feet. HE CHARGES AT THE STILL BLINDED BRANDON AND TAKES HIM DOWN WITH A GIANT PERFECT PLAY!!!!! MY GOD, THAT COULD HAVE BEHEADED BROWN!!!!

Hanson: PRESCOTT WITH THE COVER!!! ONE!!!!

Vinegar: ONE!!! DAMMIT, NO!!! TWO!!!! BROWN HAD THE MATCH WON!!! THREE!!!! OH MY GOD NO!!!! THE BELL RINGS AND THE MATCH IS OVER!!!!! DECLAN PRESCOTT IS THE GLOBAL HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hanson: UNBELIEVABLE!!! HE DID IT!!! HE WAS MY FAVOURITE FROM THE MOMENT THE TOURNAMENT WAS ANNOUNCED AND HE HAS FULFILLED HIS DESTINY HERE TONIGHT!!!! HE JUST PROVED HIMSELF AS THE GREATEST WRESTLER ALIVE TODAY!!!!

Vinegar: GET FUCKED! THE ONLY THING HE PROVED IS THAT HE'S THE BIGGEST CHEATER IN WRESTLING TODAY!!!! THIS IS NOTHING BUT HIGHWAY ROBBERY!!!!

Hanson: HA!! Either way, Infinity 2008 is going to go down in wrestling history as the night Declan Prescott took his place amongst the all time greats of this industry!!

Vinegar: And that coward is already retreating up the ramp!! He didn't give Skinny a second glance! He just used the man!!!

Hanson: And that's why he's the best, Nick. THE BEST!! It's official now!!

Vinegar: And Brown, pulling himself to his feet, is staring at the boss with complete hatred in his eyes. He knows exactly what happened here tonight and I doubt we've heard the last of this!!

Hanson: That may be the case, but until then, the reign of Declan Prescott has begun!! What a great time to be alive!!

Vinegar: You sicken me, sometimes!

Hanson: He earned this victory, Nick. I, for one, am happy for him.

Vinegar: He didn't earn shit! Either way folks, we're out of time. As much as the thought sickens me, Declan Prescott will be awarded the Global Heavyweight Title belt in one week's time at Sentinel. I hope you can join us, although I might have to call in sick that day.

Hanson: Not me! That's going to be a show for the ages. I can't wait!

Vinegar: I bet you can't. Well ladies and gentlemen, we thank you for joining us here tonight and hope you enjoyed the show - even if things didn't end how they should have! I'm Nicholas Vinegar, along with Daniel Hanson, signing off.

Hanson: Goodnight, everybody.

Declan Prescott: 3

Brandon Brown: 1

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Originally Posted by Declan Prescott