Post by T-Robosaurus Rex on Sept 6, 2010 21:52:06 GMT -5
“I will not bow” by Breaking Benjamin blares out of the P.A. system as the camera pans across a sold out Prudential Centre in Newark, New Jersey. Several signs are held up in support of various different athletes in the Outlast Tournament, The camera quickly switches to the Announcers booth as Vinegars voice becomes audible.
Vinegar: Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to a sold out Prudential Centre, and welcome to OUTLAST!
Covert Jay: HUTTAH!
Lieberjosch: Tonight’s show features some useless flippy teams, such as Team Underdog, taking on stronger teams, such as....well....the only team without a name, so it shall go as John Russo’s team, in an attempt to become the survivor of the match, and move on to a World Title match-up against Phrixus Deimos.
Covert Jay: That’s not the only match....we also have team Hero taking on team Pierce in a match where only the bestest Ninja will survive!
Vinegar: We also see the return of the legendary War and Peace! Albeit in different matches, with Marek Daisuke teaming with team Hero, and Ezekiel teaming with team Number 5 against team TWiSTeD.
DING! DING!
Dennis: LLLLLLLAAAADDDDIIIEEEESSSSS AND GENTLEMEN, WELCOME TOOOO OUUUUUUTTTTTTLLLLAAAAASSSSSTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Huge cheer from the audience
Dennis: The rules of the Outlast match are simple; each opposing team will consist of four members. If you are pinned, made to submit, disqualified, or counted out, then you are eliminated from Outlast! The match is over when all four members of a single team are eliminated, the survivors of the winning team then advance to the main event, for a championship bout against PHHHHHRRIIIIIIIXUUUUUSSSSSSS DEEEEEIIIIIIIMMMMMMOOOOOOSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Vinegar: The rules are indeed that simple folks, just be the surviving member of your team to make it to the final match.
‘Given to Fly’
Given to fly" by Pearl Jam hits as Enigma appears hanging from the rafters, wearing the CWA world title. As Eddie Vedder sings the line "He's flying", Enigma jumps off as if on cue and soars around the ring due to the fact that he is attached to a guy wire which allows him to gradually soar to a turnbuckle.
Dennis: Introducing the team leader of Team Underdog.....From Brisbane, Queensland, Australia, weighing in at 202lbs, he is the CHAOS CHAMPION.......ENNNNNIIIIIGGGGMMMMMAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
As soon as he lands, he detaches the wire and allows it to ascend as he unhooks the title from his waist and holds it up for the crowd as cameras start going off everywhere. He then jumps down and rolls his neck before awaiting the rest of his team members.
“Diamantina Drover”
The Diamantina Drover" comes through the speakers to a generous pop from the audience as Ethan enters from backstage in a Holden Ute. He stops at the top of the ramp and exits the Ute before he looks out to the audience, raises his arms causing a Randy Orton like shower of red sparks to fall behind him.
Dennis: From Cork Station in Diamantina, Central Queensland, weighing in at 240lbs..... ‘THE DROVER’ EEEETTTTHHHHAAAAAANNNNNNNN KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!
He continues to walk down to the ring, interacting with some of the fans in the front row. Once he gets to the ring apron, he slides in and poses for the audience on the top right turnbuckle, then proceeds to do the same on the bottom left turnbuckle before hopping down.
“Coming Undone”
The arena gets loud and the lights darken, the song Coming Undone begins to play as soon as the first note hits Robert appears, and fireworks begin to blaze left and right.
Dennis: From Houston, Texas, weighing in at 235lbs;’THE FIERCE WARRIOR’ RROOOOOOOBBBERRRRTTTTTTT MONNNNNNNNTAAAAAANNNNAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
he begins to walk down the ramp very swiftly the spotlight following him along the way, making his way to the ring waving at fans and putting out his hand for the fans to touch, he jumps into the ring and the music stops.
“Sheena is a Punk Rocker”
'Sheena is a punk rocker' by the Ramones blares out of the speakers to a thunderous cheer from many of the males in attendance. As Sheena comes out in a black leather jacket, a torn up Outlast T-Shirt, with slashed jeans, and fiery red Converse sneakers, we hear a few wolf whistles. This agitates Sheena, and she proceeds to swear and flip off members of the crowd as Rick Harding follows her out.
Dennis: From London, England, accompanied by that Rick person, SHHHEEEEENNNNNA RAMMMMMOOOOONNNNEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!
This continues throughout the course of her entrance, with the worst of the lot getting slapped hard. She slides in quickly as Rick makes his way around to the open chair at the announcer’s booth, and puts on the mic.
Vinegar: Well....it appears that we are being joined by Rick Harding.....How are you?
Rick: Very well Nicholas. I wish I could say the same for my friend out there though.
Covert Jay: Don’t you think that the ninjas can pull it off?
Rick: It’s a probability of about 15% just on experience alone.....not to mention that Russo’s team is much bigger as well.
Lieberjosch: HA! I’m beginning to like this kid...
"Shout 2000"
"Shout 2000" hits over the PA system as John Russo and Sierra Steel appear from behind the curtain. Sierra gives John a smile, which sets him off running down the ramp and he ends up sliding into the ring under.
Dennis: Introducing the other team.... First, from under Yo momma’s bed; he is the Cross-Hemisphere champion.....JOOOOOHHHHNNNNNN RUUUUSSSSSOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
As John poses in the ring and plays to the crowd, Sierra makes her way down to ringside. John looks over at Sierra standing over at ringside before smiling and yelling out to the crowd, "Shout!" before the song smoothly transitions into “Violent Fetish” as Kyle Tacker steps out from the back, his arms held high and his middle finger extended on both hands. He lowers his arms as he starts to walk down the ring, stopping halfway to flip the fans off some.
Dennis: Recently returning from You Momma’s closet.......KYYYYLLLLEEEEE TAAAACCCCKKKEEEEERRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
He quickly climbs up the steel steps, and enters the ring through the second rope. He then stands in the centre of the ring and raises his arms once more to flip the fans off again with both middle fingers.
“Lights out”
Sonny Sandoval is heard over the P.A. saying "Lights out...." as the arena then goes dark. "...Word on the streets is the boys is back". The intro of "Lights Out" starts as the arena is flashing white lights and the entrance is filled with smoke. As the lyrics start, the BCB emerge from the smoke to a huge ovation, looking down before they warm up by jumping in place they then then throw their head ups as well as the east coast sign in the air, as pyro goes off to his sides. They walk down the ramp way bopping his head to the music and high-five fans on each side.
Dennis: From RIGHT HERE IN THE BRICK CITY!!!!!!!!! THE B...C....B!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
As they reach the bottom of the ramp, they turn to face each other. They both proceed to hop onto the ring apron then slingshot themselves over the top ring rope. As Lopes runs to the right turnbuckle of the main ring camera, Felix hops onto the left and the both throw east coast signs up. They then cross each other as Felix repeats his gesture on the far right as Lopes continues on the far left.
Vinegar: Looks like Sheena will be starting things off against Derick Felix....who instantly goes for the FADE 2 BLACK SUPER KICK!
Rick: That was incredibly well visioned of Sheena to move underneath.
Covert Jay: NINJENUITY!
Rick: What?
Lieberjosch: I wish I could tell you, my boy....
Covert Jay: She has the foresight of a ninja!
Rick: Actually, ninjitsu is a Martial art, and therefore no real powers are gained by practicing it
Covert Jay:....I hate you....
Vinegar: Sheena surprising the possibly over confident Felix with those stiff....possibly closed fist shots to his head....Referee Hazel East now warning her about those closed fist shots....
Sheena: FUCK YOU!
Lieberjosch: Fiery outburst from Sheena, how just goes back to pummelling Felix. I think I just saw a low blow there....and now a DDT!
Vinegar: Do I detect a hit of surprise from you? Doctor?
Rick: There is a 13% chance that your statement is correct Nicholas...
Lieberjosch: I just never knew she could fight this good.
Vinegar: Hazel now, grabbing Sheena’s arm, and slapping it against the arm of The drover...and signalling a tag? What the...
Covert Jay: Revenge for the swearing!
Vinegar: Sheena now giving a mouthful to Hazel as she is forced to the ring apron. In comes the drover, who whips Felix to the ropes nearest to Russo’s team...and I think I just saw a tag from Tacker, yes, Hazel has seen it and is calling a legal tag as the drover clotheslines Felix, causing him to impact hard!
Rick: Tacker looks to be taking advantage of the situation at hand....I wonder whether the knuckles will come into play tonight?
Vinegar: That is yet to be seen, but the drover has noticed Tacker, and they both lock up in the centre of the ring. Both seeming reluctant to give way, before the drover forces Tacker down onto one knee, pushes him off, causing a roll into the nearby corner. Tacker getting back up and walking up to Ethan, who grabs him in a front headlock, lifts him, DEVASTATING SUPLEX!
Lieberjosch: Now that is power! What do you think of this kind of wrestling?
Rick: Well, culturally my people are always more for the power than the technicality.
Lieberjosch: What is your culture?
Vinegar: Can this wait? Tacker has just nailed King in the face with a hard punch to the nose, causing the big man to stagger a little, before walking into a sweeping kick, taking the legs right out from under him! Now dropping the elbow onto the chest of Ethan, before laying in a few more boots to the side of his head for good measure.
Rick: That is nice strategy. If the cranium of a wrestler is significantly injured, then that will have severe effects on his mental performance.
Covert Jay: Must have been what happened to former President Bush. Either that or he was kicked in the head as a baby by a ninja.
Rick: Why would a ninja harm an innocent baby?
Covert Jay: Grrr...
Vinegar: Tacker pulling Ethan to his feet, and is SLAMMED IN THE HEAD BY A PUNCH FROM ETHAN!
Lieberjosch: He rubs his jaw line as he tags out to Robert Montana. Subsequently Tacker is able to tag in Lopez.
Vinegar: Robert running into Lopes, who was caught off guard by the cheers of his hometown fans, and sending him down to the mat with a hard hitting spear! And now, Robert is shouting at the fallen Lopez, possibly stuff like he should have shook off the ring rust before he came back or something of that nature. Both men on their feet, and Robert taking Lopez down with a shuffle kick.
Covert Jay: He’d better stop being so cocky, or else Kanye West won’t be the biggest asshole in the world.....and that would make him an angry Kanye.
Lieberjosch: High flyers....always so full of themselves.
Vinegar: Montana going for the first cover of the match.
East: ONE!
TWO!
Rick: Timely kick out by Lopes.
Lieberjosch: Timely, yes. Hard kick out, definitely not.
Vinegar: Either way, Lopez back to his feet, and is starting to amount some offence! Those furious lefts and rights, now slamming Montana down with authority! Montana quick to his feet, and is met with a huge drop kick! Now locking in a painful sharpshooter....But Sheena dives in and makes the break! Sending Lopez out of the ring, but not before Russo could tag him!
Lieberjosch: He will show why it is that he’s champion.
Vinegar: Russo throwing Montana to the ropes, he comes back in with a hard left hand before tagging in Enigma! Who gets in, smiles, and calls out
Enigma: Not just yet mate.
Rick: Enigma making the tag back to Montana, who grabs the confused Russo, and sends him tumbling into the corner, before following up with a low drop kick to the face. I wonder if this had been planned to get the one-up on Russo’s team.
Lieberjosch: It’s the only logical explanation.
Covert Jay: Ninja’s move quickly.
Vinegar: Russo climbs back to his feet, and tags in The raring Felix. He runs in.....The END! PIN!!!
East: ONE!
TWO!
THREE!
Lieberjosch: And our first elimination is Felix!
Eliminated: Derrick Felix
Vinegar: David Lopes running in to get revenge on his fallen Ally, and takes Montana down with a leaping heel kick. Waiting for Montana to get back onto his feet....FADE 2 BLACK SUPER KICK!
Covert Jay: Ninja just got out ninja’ed!
Rick: That’s not a word.
Lieberjosch: Heh, don’t bother kid. We’ve tried to convince him that for ages now.
Vinegar: Montana able to roll away as Lopes poses, tag to Sheena, who takes advantage of the situation....walks up behind Lope and.....taps him on the shoulder?
Covert Jay: What the....
Rick: She’s up to something.
Vinegar: She...she’s inviting him to grapple her??
Lieberjosch: Felix complies, and locks her in a full nelson!
Vinegar: Sheena able to raise her foot, BOOM! Kick to the testicles of Lopes! Causing him to bend over.....PUB BRAWLING! What impact!
Covert Jay: Sheena with the pin!
East: ONE!
TWO!
THREE!
Eliminated: David Lopes
Vinegar: It’s two against four now....Kyle Tacker and John Russo have a huge fight ahead of them. Tacker taking place of the fallen Lopes, and locks up with Sheena, before hitting a few high knees to her sternum before breaking the hold, and taking her down with a sharp arm drag, turning it into an arm bar. The ever resilient Sheena not giving in though, and is able to throw him off of her, before placing her knee onto the throat of tacker!
Lieberjosch: An effective, yet illegal hold, she’ll have to break it eventually.
Vinegar: And break it she does!
Lieberjosch Kyle is just gasping for air at the moment. He gets to a knee, and is met with a harsh dropkick.
Rick: I just saw something...
Rick takes off his headset, and walks up to the ring
Vinegar: Well, something it seems has caught his attention as Kyle and Sheena exchange a few shots.
Lieberjosch: Shame, I was quite beginning to like him
Covert Jay: Not me...
Vinegar: Kyle gaining the upper hand now, hitting her with that harsh jaw breaker....he just made a nod towards Russo, who is trying to distract East as....THE BRASS KNUCKLES!
Lieberjosch: Rick sliding into the ring, grabs the dusters off of Kyle, AND SLAMS THEM INTO TACKERS FACE!
Covert Jay: HA! Not sneaky enough Rick!
Vinegar: East has seen Rick, and is calling Sheena as disqualified, and she looks pissed!
Eliminated: Sheena Ramone
Vinegar: Tacker able to get to his feet as Montana comes back in, and is TAKEN RIGHT DOWN WITH THE FIRE AT WILL!
Covert Jay: Tacker with the pin!
East: ONE!
TWO!
THREE!
Eliminated: Robert Montana
Lieberjosch: Ethan having a bit of a sigh before casually stepping into the ring. Tacker goes for a run at Ethan, who smartly sidesteps and lifts his knee, causing Tacker to double over!
Vinegar: Nice calling of the match there, partner. Tacker is, as my colleague said, doubled over from the force of the blow, and has taken advantage by lifting Kyle up into a Fishermans suplex. He then drops the elbow over the heart of Tacker. Pin!
East: ONE!
TWO!
Covert Jay: Ninja kick out!
Lieberjosch: I’m sure if Rick was here, he’d point out how stupid that comment was.
Covert Jay: Yeah? Well he’s not here is he??
Vinegar: Ethan looks just about ready to end Tacker’s involvement in the outlast Tournament....waiting for him to get up......
Covert Jay: DEATH ADDER!!!!!!!!
Lieberjosch: Ethan with the cover!
East: ONE!
TWO!
THREE!
Eliminated: Kyle Tacker
Vinegar: Ethan seems quite pleased with himself, and is now calling Russo into the ring, he steps in slightly, and Ethan, in all his confidence runs straight into The Guillotine!
Lieberjosch: Ethan’s is fighting it! Fight out Ethan!
Covert Jay: Ninja’s hand is quivering....
Vinegar: HE’S TAPPING! HE’S TAPPING!
Eliminated: Ethan King
Vinegar: Look at Enigma, he knows that it is all down to him. He has been on an incredible roll as of late, will he continue it with a world heavyweight title bout?
Lieberjosch: We’re about to find out as he steps into the ring.
Vinegar: The two begin to circle, Russo goes for the lockup, but enigma rolls under the arms, heads towards the ropes, and goes for a springboard moonsault, which is evaded by Russo. Enigma lands on his feet, and Russo takes Enigma down with a leg sweep, only for enigma to kip right back up, and we are at a stalemate here.
Lieberjosch: The fans showing their appreciation for such technical skills from these otherwise puny wrestlers.
Covert Jay: After the debacle of the eliminations, we are getting down to the purity of skill.
Vinegar: Russo drawing Enigma in for a short arm clothesline, however this two is ducked by Enigma who throws up his left leg right into Russo’s face, causing the cross hemisphere champion to stagger a little. Enigma realising his opportunity is now, FIRELIGHTER CONNECTS!
Covert Jay: PIN!
East: ONE!
TWO!
TH....
Lieberjosch: He kicks out just in time.
Vinegar: Both men back up, Enigma goes for the end..... THUNDER CHILD!
Covert Jay: BLOCKED!
Lieberjosch: STUNNING VICTORY!
Covert Jay: CONNECTS! PIN!
Vinegar: ENIGMA ROLLS THROUGH!
East: ONE!
TWO!
THREE!
DING! DING!
Dennis: Here is your winner, ENNNNNIIIIIGGGGGGGGGMMMMMMAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Vinegar: What a highly competitive matchup between two high class teams!
Lieberjosch: That actually was pretty entertaining....and Jay even got shut down on occasion! It’s only early on, and it’s already been a success.
Covert Jay: Just shut up ok? He won’t be a permanent fixture to the table.
Vinegar: Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to a sold out Prudential Centre, and welcome to OUTLAST!
Covert Jay: HUTTAH!
Lieberjosch: Tonight’s show features some useless flippy teams, such as Team Underdog, taking on stronger teams, such as....well....the only team without a name, so it shall go as John Russo’s team, in an attempt to become the survivor of the match, and move on to a World Title match-up against Phrixus Deimos.
Covert Jay: That’s not the only match....we also have team Hero taking on team Pierce in a match where only the bestest Ninja will survive!
Vinegar: We also see the return of the legendary War and Peace! Albeit in different matches, with Marek Daisuke teaming with team Hero, and Ezekiel teaming with team Number 5 against team TWiSTeD.
DING! DING!
Dennis: LLLLLLLAAAADDDDIIIEEEESSSSS AND GENTLEMEN, WELCOME TOOOO OUUUUUUTTTTTTLLLLAAAAASSSSSTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Huge cheer from the audience
Dennis: The rules of the Outlast match are simple; each opposing team will consist of four members. If you are pinned, made to submit, disqualified, or counted out, then you are eliminated from Outlast! The match is over when all four members of a single team are eliminated, the survivors of the winning team then advance to the main event, for a championship bout against PHHHHHRRIIIIIIIXUUUUUSSSSSSS DEEEEEIIIIIIIMMMMMMOOOOOOSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Vinegar: The rules are indeed that simple folks, just be the surviving member of your team to make it to the final match.
‘Given to Fly’
Given to fly" by Pearl Jam hits as Enigma appears hanging from the rafters, wearing the CWA world title. As Eddie Vedder sings the line "He's flying", Enigma jumps off as if on cue and soars around the ring due to the fact that he is attached to a guy wire which allows him to gradually soar to a turnbuckle.
Dennis: Introducing the team leader of Team Underdog.....From Brisbane, Queensland, Australia, weighing in at 202lbs, he is the CHAOS CHAMPION.......ENNNNNIIIIIGGGGMMMMMAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
As soon as he lands, he detaches the wire and allows it to ascend as he unhooks the title from his waist and holds it up for the crowd as cameras start going off everywhere. He then jumps down and rolls his neck before awaiting the rest of his team members.
“Diamantina Drover”
The Diamantina Drover" comes through the speakers to a generous pop from the audience as Ethan enters from backstage in a Holden Ute. He stops at the top of the ramp and exits the Ute before he looks out to the audience, raises his arms causing a Randy Orton like shower of red sparks to fall behind him.
Dennis: From Cork Station in Diamantina, Central Queensland, weighing in at 240lbs..... ‘THE DROVER’ EEEETTTTHHHHAAAAAANNNNNNNN KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!
He continues to walk down to the ring, interacting with some of the fans in the front row. Once he gets to the ring apron, he slides in and poses for the audience on the top right turnbuckle, then proceeds to do the same on the bottom left turnbuckle before hopping down.
“Coming Undone”
The arena gets loud and the lights darken, the song Coming Undone begins to play as soon as the first note hits Robert appears, and fireworks begin to blaze left and right.
Dennis: From Houston, Texas, weighing in at 235lbs;’THE FIERCE WARRIOR’ RROOOOOOOBBBERRRRTTTTTTT MONNNNNNNNTAAAAAANNNNAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
he begins to walk down the ramp very swiftly the spotlight following him along the way, making his way to the ring waving at fans and putting out his hand for the fans to touch, he jumps into the ring and the music stops.
“Sheena is a Punk Rocker”
'Sheena is a punk rocker' by the Ramones blares out of the speakers to a thunderous cheer from many of the males in attendance. As Sheena comes out in a black leather jacket, a torn up Outlast T-Shirt, with slashed jeans, and fiery red Converse sneakers, we hear a few wolf whistles. This agitates Sheena, and she proceeds to swear and flip off members of the crowd as Rick Harding follows her out.
Dennis: From London, England, accompanied by that Rick person, SHHHEEEEENNNNNA RAMMMMMOOOOONNNNEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!
This continues throughout the course of her entrance, with the worst of the lot getting slapped hard. She slides in quickly as Rick makes his way around to the open chair at the announcer’s booth, and puts on the mic.
Vinegar: Well....it appears that we are being joined by Rick Harding.....How are you?
Rick: Very well Nicholas. I wish I could say the same for my friend out there though.
Covert Jay: Don’t you think that the ninjas can pull it off?
Rick: It’s a probability of about 15% just on experience alone.....not to mention that Russo’s team is much bigger as well.
Lieberjosch: HA! I’m beginning to like this kid...
"Shout 2000"
"Shout 2000" hits over the PA system as John Russo and Sierra Steel appear from behind the curtain. Sierra gives John a smile, which sets him off running down the ramp and he ends up sliding into the ring under.
Dennis: Introducing the other team.... First, from under Yo momma’s bed; he is the Cross-Hemisphere champion.....JOOOOOHHHHNNNNNN RUUUUSSSSSOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
As John poses in the ring and plays to the crowd, Sierra makes her way down to ringside. John looks over at Sierra standing over at ringside before smiling and yelling out to the crowd, "Shout!" before the song smoothly transitions into “Violent Fetish” as Kyle Tacker steps out from the back, his arms held high and his middle finger extended on both hands. He lowers his arms as he starts to walk down the ring, stopping halfway to flip the fans off some.
Dennis: Recently returning from You Momma’s closet.......KYYYYLLLLEEEEE TAAAACCCCKKKEEEEERRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
He quickly climbs up the steel steps, and enters the ring through the second rope. He then stands in the centre of the ring and raises his arms once more to flip the fans off again with both middle fingers.
“Lights out”
Sonny Sandoval is heard over the P.A. saying "Lights out...." as the arena then goes dark. "...Word on the streets is the boys is back". The intro of "Lights Out" starts as the arena is flashing white lights and the entrance is filled with smoke. As the lyrics start, the BCB emerge from the smoke to a huge ovation, looking down before they warm up by jumping in place they then then throw their head ups as well as the east coast sign in the air, as pyro goes off to his sides. They walk down the ramp way bopping his head to the music and high-five fans on each side.
Dennis: From RIGHT HERE IN THE BRICK CITY!!!!!!!!! THE B...C....B!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
As they reach the bottom of the ramp, they turn to face each other. They both proceed to hop onto the ring apron then slingshot themselves over the top ring rope. As Lopes runs to the right turnbuckle of the main ring camera, Felix hops onto the left and the both throw east coast signs up. They then cross each other as Felix repeats his gesture on the far right as Lopes continues on the far left.
Vinegar: Looks like Sheena will be starting things off against Derick Felix....who instantly goes for the FADE 2 BLACK SUPER KICK!
Rick: That was incredibly well visioned of Sheena to move underneath.
Covert Jay: NINJENUITY!
Rick: What?
Lieberjosch: I wish I could tell you, my boy....
Covert Jay: She has the foresight of a ninja!
Rick: Actually, ninjitsu is a Martial art, and therefore no real powers are gained by practicing it
Covert Jay:....I hate you....
Vinegar: Sheena surprising the possibly over confident Felix with those stiff....possibly closed fist shots to his head....Referee Hazel East now warning her about those closed fist shots....
Sheena: FUCK YOU!
Lieberjosch: Fiery outburst from Sheena, how just goes back to pummelling Felix. I think I just saw a low blow there....and now a DDT!
Vinegar: Do I detect a hit of surprise from you? Doctor?
Rick: There is a 13% chance that your statement is correct Nicholas...
Lieberjosch: I just never knew she could fight this good.
Vinegar: Hazel now, grabbing Sheena’s arm, and slapping it against the arm of The drover...and signalling a tag? What the...
Covert Jay: Revenge for the swearing!
Vinegar: Sheena now giving a mouthful to Hazel as she is forced to the ring apron. In comes the drover, who whips Felix to the ropes nearest to Russo’s team...and I think I just saw a tag from Tacker, yes, Hazel has seen it and is calling a legal tag as the drover clotheslines Felix, causing him to impact hard!
Rick: Tacker looks to be taking advantage of the situation at hand....I wonder whether the knuckles will come into play tonight?
Vinegar: That is yet to be seen, but the drover has noticed Tacker, and they both lock up in the centre of the ring. Both seeming reluctant to give way, before the drover forces Tacker down onto one knee, pushes him off, causing a roll into the nearby corner. Tacker getting back up and walking up to Ethan, who grabs him in a front headlock, lifts him, DEVASTATING SUPLEX!
Lieberjosch: Now that is power! What do you think of this kind of wrestling?
Rick: Well, culturally my people are always more for the power than the technicality.
Lieberjosch: What is your culture?
Vinegar: Can this wait? Tacker has just nailed King in the face with a hard punch to the nose, causing the big man to stagger a little, before walking into a sweeping kick, taking the legs right out from under him! Now dropping the elbow onto the chest of Ethan, before laying in a few more boots to the side of his head for good measure.
Rick: That is nice strategy. If the cranium of a wrestler is significantly injured, then that will have severe effects on his mental performance.
Covert Jay: Must have been what happened to former President Bush. Either that or he was kicked in the head as a baby by a ninja.
Rick: Why would a ninja harm an innocent baby?
Covert Jay: Grrr...
Vinegar: Tacker pulling Ethan to his feet, and is SLAMMED IN THE HEAD BY A PUNCH FROM ETHAN!
Lieberjosch: He rubs his jaw line as he tags out to Robert Montana. Subsequently Tacker is able to tag in Lopez.
Vinegar: Robert running into Lopes, who was caught off guard by the cheers of his hometown fans, and sending him down to the mat with a hard hitting spear! And now, Robert is shouting at the fallen Lopez, possibly stuff like he should have shook off the ring rust before he came back or something of that nature. Both men on their feet, and Robert taking Lopez down with a shuffle kick.
Covert Jay: He’d better stop being so cocky, or else Kanye West won’t be the biggest asshole in the world.....and that would make him an angry Kanye.
Lieberjosch: High flyers....always so full of themselves.
Vinegar: Montana going for the first cover of the match.
East: ONE!
TWO!
Rick: Timely kick out by Lopes.
Lieberjosch: Timely, yes. Hard kick out, definitely not.
Vinegar: Either way, Lopez back to his feet, and is starting to amount some offence! Those furious lefts and rights, now slamming Montana down with authority! Montana quick to his feet, and is met with a huge drop kick! Now locking in a painful sharpshooter....But Sheena dives in and makes the break! Sending Lopez out of the ring, but not before Russo could tag him!
Lieberjosch: He will show why it is that he’s champion.
Vinegar: Russo throwing Montana to the ropes, he comes back in with a hard left hand before tagging in Enigma! Who gets in, smiles, and calls out
Enigma: Not just yet mate.
Rick: Enigma making the tag back to Montana, who grabs the confused Russo, and sends him tumbling into the corner, before following up with a low drop kick to the face. I wonder if this had been planned to get the one-up on Russo’s team.
Lieberjosch: It’s the only logical explanation.
Covert Jay: Ninja’s move quickly.
Vinegar: Russo climbs back to his feet, and tags in The raring Felix. He runs in.....The END! PIN!!!
East: ONE!
TWO!
THREE!
Lieberjosch: And our first elimination is Felix!
Eliminated: Derrick Felix
Vinegar: David Lopes running in to get revenge on his fallen Ally, and takes Montana down with a leaping heel kick. Waiting for Montana to get back onto his feet....FADE 2 BLACK SUPER KICK!
Covert Jay: Ninja just got out ninja’ed!
Rick: That’s not a word.
Lieberjosch: Heh, don’t bother kid. We’ve tried to convince him that for ages now.
Vinegar: Montana able to roll away as Lopes poses, tag to Sheena, who takes advantage of the situation....walks up behind Lope and.....taps him on the shoulder?
Covert Jay: What the....
Rick: She’s up to something.
Vinegar: She...she’s inviting him to grapple her??
Lieberjosch: Felix complies, and locks her in a full nelson!
Vinegar: Sheena able to raise her foot, BOOM! Kick to the testicles of Lopes! Causing him to bend over.....PUB BRAWLING! What impact!
Covert Jay: Sheena with the pin!
East: ONE!
TWO!
THREE!
Eliminated: David Lopes
Vinegar: It’s two against four now....Kyle Tacker and John Russo have a huge fight ahead of them. Tacker taking place of the fallen Lopes, and locks up with Sheena, before hitting a few high knees to her sternum before breaking the hold, and taking her down with a sharp arm drag, turning it into an arm bar. The ever resilient Sheena not giving in though, and is able to throw him off of her, before placing her knee onto the throat of tacker!
Lieberjosch: An effective, yet illegal hold, she’ll have to break it eventually.
Vinegar: And break it she does!
Lieberjosch Kyle is just gasping for air at the moment. He gets to a knee, and is met with a harsh dropkick.
Rick: I just saw something...
Rick takes off his headset, and walks up to the ring
Vinegar: Well, something it seems has caught his attention as Kyle and Sheena exchange a few shots.
Lieberjosch: Shame, I was quite beginning to like him
Covert Jay: Not me...
Vinegar: Kyle gaining the upper hand now, hitting her with that harsh jaw breaker....he just made a nod towards Russo, who is trying to distract East as....THE BRASS KNUCKLES!
Lieberjosch: Rick sliding into the ring, grabs the dusters off of Kyle, AND SLAMS THEM INTO TACKERS FACE!
Covert Jay: HA! Not sneaky enough Rick!
Vinegar: East has seen Rick, and is calling Sheena as disqualified, and she looks pissed!
Eliminated: Sheena Ramone
Vinegar: Tacker able to get to his feet as Montana comes back in, and is TAKEN RIGHT DOWN WITH THE FIRE AT WILL!
Covert Jay: Tacker with the pin!
East: ONE!
TWO!
THREE!
Eliminated: Robert Montana
Lieberjosch: Ethan having a bit of a sigh before casually stepping into the ring. Tacker goes for a run at Ethan, who smartly sidesteps and lifts his knee, causing Tacker to double over!
Vinegar: Nice calling of the match there, partner. Tacker is, as my colleague said, doubled over from the force of the blow, and has taken advantage by lifting Kyle up into a Fishermans suplex. He then drops the elbow over the heart of Tacker. Pin!
East: ONE!
TWO!
Covert Jay: Ninja kick out!
Lieberjosch: I’m sure if Rick was here, he’d point out how stupid that comment was.
Covert Jay: Yeah? Well he’s not here is he??
Vinegar: Ethan looks just about ready to end Tacker’s involvement in the outlast Tournament....waiting for him to get up......
Covert Jay: DEATH ADDER!!!!!!!!
Lieberjosch: Ethan with the cover!
East: ONE!
TWO!
THREE!
Eliminated: Kyle Tacker
Vinegar: Ethan seems quite pleased with himself, and is now calling Russo into the ring, he steps in slightly, and Ethan, in all his confidence runs straight into The Guillotine!
Lieberjosch: Ethan’s is fighting it! Fight out Ethan!
Covert Jay: Ninja’s hand is quivering....
Vinegar: HE’S TAPPING! HE’S TAPPING!
Eliminated: Ethan King
Vinegar: Look at Enigma, he knows that it is all down to him. He has been on an incredible roll as of late, will he continue it with a world heavyweight title bout?
Lieberjosch: We’re about to find out as he steps into the ring.
Vinegar: The two begin to circle, Russo goes for the lockup, but enigma rolls under the arms, heads towards the ropes, and goes for a springboard moonsault, which is evaded by Russo. Enigma lands on his feet, and Russo takes Enigma down with a leg sweep, only for enigma to kip right back up, and we are at a stalemate here.
Lieberjosch: The fans showing their appreciation for such technical skills from these otherwise puny wrestlers.
Covert Jay: After the debacle of the eliminations, we are getting down to the purity of skill.
Vinegar: Russo drawing Enigma in for a short arm clothesline, however this two is ducked by Enigma who throws up his left leg right into Russo’s face, causing the cross hemisphere champion to stagger a little. Enigma realising his opportunity is now, FIRELIGHTER CONNECTS!
Covert Jay: PIN!
East: ONE!
TWO!
TH....
Lieberjosch: He kicks out just in time.
Vinegar: Both men back up, Enigma goes for the end..... THUNDER CHILD!
Covert Jay: BLOCKED!
Lieberjosch: STUNNING VICTORY!
Covert Jay: CONNECTS! PIN!
Vinegar: ENIGMA ROLLS THROUGH!
East: ONE!
TWO!
THREE!
DING! DING!
Dennis: Here is your winner, ENNNNNIIIIIGGGGGGGGGMMMMMMAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Vinegar: What a highly competitive matchup between two high class teams!
Lieberjosch: That actually was pretty entertaining....and Jay even got shut down on occasion! It’s only early on, and it’s already been a success.
Covert Jay: Just shut up ok? He won’t be a permanent fixture to the table.