Post by Sleepy Hollow on Sept 18, 2010 21:05:50 GMT -5
“Hello there.”
You the viewer are stunned with wonder and amazement as your gaping face sees the visage of Astro Bummers. He is the most amazing athlete that the world has ever seen, and if you don’t believe him, you should ask him.
“I am the most amazing athlete that the world has ever seen.”
We could show you footage of his past exploits, but your feeble and simple mind would not be able to handle it. Truth be told, even seeing this much is likely more than you can handle. He is Godly.
“My sister comes cheaply if you’d like to have her for an evening. Believe me, it’s well worth it.”
Perhaps you met her once. But if your ass hurt afterwards, that was really just Astro in drag. They have somewhat of a family resemblance, after all. It gets confusing sometimes.
“I will be coming soon to the Unified Global Wrestling Coalition. All of your championship are already mine, because I am the most amazing person you have ever met.”
And this is already the greatest RP you have ever read, and if you don’t see it as such, that’s because something is wrong with you. My ideas are fantastic.
“You will face my famous feet.”
In looking at them, you can already tell that they are unwashed and smelly. You want to pass out on your own before you inhale them and do so involuntarily.