Synergy #17 Results - September 20th, 2010

[T-Robosaurus Rex]

Vinegar: Welcome to an action packed edition of UGWC Synergy! Two weeks ago we saw a new World heavyweight Champion crowned, and that man was Declan Prescott, he was the only member of the UGWC roster who was able to survive Outlast after it came down to the wire between Alex Kiseragi and himself. And it starts all over again, after one gruelling Pay-Per-View we are now in the lead up to a Pay-Per-View many fans of GIW hold very dear to their hearts, The Battleground Match, the most violent match in the history of GIW. And tonight we will find out who the first four qualifiers will be.

Lieberjosch: And there are a lot of people willing to decrease their careers by a good few years just for the chance to pick the match of their choice at UGWC's flagship show in December, Horizons.

Covert Jay: Huttah!

Lieberjosch: It's not a matter for celebration, they are all morons.

Vinegar: That's right, Battleground is a significant marker on the long road to Horizons, and we're kicking it all off with a bang and one hell of a show.

Covert Jay: Eh...On paper it looks good, but you may find the matches run quite shorter than usual, due to the amount of them.

Vinegar: Ah, you forget we are on the interweb now, we aren't constricted by TV Schedules...

Covert Jay: This is true, but some people also need to sleep, and the need to fulfil that aim means some of these matches will probably turn out incredibly lacking. And look at that, we already have one team in the ring, with no arduous entrances!

Vinegar: that proves nothing, both Forewell Boding and 'The Cautionary Tale' Felix McAnus requested that they enter the ring at the earliest opportunity to avoid being ambushed. They were there when we turned up for the sound check three hours ago.

Lieberjosch: And they've been eyeing each other suspiciously for all that time too. Whoever thought of putting these two together is clearly inspired.

Dennis: Tonight's opening match is a Cooperative Match. Already in the ring is the team of FOOOOREEEWWWWELLLL BOOOODDDDIIIIINNNNG & FEEEEEELLLLIIIIIIXXXXX MMMMccccccAAAAAAAANNNNNNUUUUUUSSSSS!!!

“Demolition Man”

Dennis: And introducing their opponents, first, making his UGWC Debut, from Atlanta, MMMMMIIIIIIIIIICCCCCHHHHHAAAAAEEEELLLLL GGGGOOOOORRRRRDDDYY!!!

The house lights dim as a huge green spotlight shines down from the rafters onto the entrance way. Suddenly, The sounds of Def-Leppard's "Demolition Man" flood over the crowd as a huge white light shines brightly from the entrance way. Finally, You see the silhouette of a man, Draped in a long brown trenchcoat with a fedora hung down over his eyes, Steps out from the lights and smoke.

Slowly, Fade then begins to raise his right arm into the air. A faint chant of "VNB" can be heard over the music. Quickly, Fade begins to pump his fist in the air, Faster and faster, and the chant of "VNB" continues to grow and grow, Increasing louder and louder. Nodding his head in approval, And with a large grin plastered across his face, Fade then begins to slowly make his way to the ring.

Vinegar: Michael 'Fade' Gordy is an experienced grappler who comes to UGWC after an extended hiatus. All we really know of him is what he has made public on the website, and it would be fair to say he's a bit of an eccentric.

Lieberjosch: Sometimes you can sugar coat things, the man is clearly as mad as a box of cats.

Vinegar: There is no denying he has a unique style, but it remains to be seen what it all adds up to.

"The best excuse in the World...to join the party" is spoken over the PA

Dennis: And his partner, also making her UGWC debut, from Dallas, The One Taste, PPPPPPOOOOOOOIIIIIIISSSSSSOOOOOONNNN!!!

The arena plunges to darkness as aggressive riff of "Dirty World" by Dope slams over the PA system, sending shock waves through the speakers almost muting the noise from the crowd. Flickering lights of lime green flash around the dark, wide open space as the floor beneath the crowds feet trembles with the music. A thick layer of green fog slithers down the entrance ramp, creeping into the ring and lingering heavily in the air. As images of The One and Only Poison flash on the titan tron, she parts the black curtain and strides confidently onto the ramp. Her eyes burn with intensity and hate, her body pounding with adrenaline and her blood lust on her mind as she makes her way down to the ring, sliding beneath the bottom rope

Vinegar: Poison is one of a handful of people who knows Gordy, having worked in promotions previously together, but neither would really call the other an associate.

Lieberjosch: I haven't heard of either of them, are you sure they've been doing this for a while?

Vinegar: Apparently they are very successful and respected athletes who have won accolades and honours in major companies.

Lieberjosch: Well I've never heard of them, and I have a PhD.

Vinegar: Well your about to, and it's worth also pointing out Forewell Boding is the only competitor in this match to have any experience in a UGWC ring. Whilst Gordy and poison are making their debuts for the company, Felix McAnus is making his debut in the sport!

Lieberjosch: He's gonna get crushed, especially if he and Forewell don't stop focusing on one another rather than their opponents.

Vinegar: There are major trust issues their, and Forewell is gonna start it up, which is probably wise, but even as the bell is rung he is looking over his shoulder.

Lieberjosch: And Poison, who has chosen to start for her team, just raises a smile, walks slowly over to Forewell, grabs him by the scruff of the neck and drags him to the turnbuckle and slams his head into it five times, and then gives him a little wave. Apparently to remind him that she is who he should be focused on. I like this girl.

Vinegar: When he finally gives her his full attention she quickly jams both her thumbs in his eyes, and then kicks his legs out from underneath him before laughing and walking across the ring and tagging in Gordy.

Lieberjosch: Fade walks over to Forewell who is clutches his eyes with a huge grin on his own face, and he swiftly wraps his hand around Forewell's throat, but the Conspiracy nut, manages to break the hold and out of shear desperation sends Gordy into the ropes.

Vinegar: Fade however comes back with a massive clothesline, but Forewell just manages to duck under, and then hits a dropkick on the return sending Gordy down.

Lieberjosch: Poison doesn't look too happy, Fade has undone all her good work, as now Forewell takes control. When Gordy gets to his feet, Forewell locks up and then takes his opponent to the floor with an arm drag, springs to his feet and then drops a leg on his throat. He then turns to his corner for the tag, and locks eyes with Felix, and freezes.

Vinegar: Giving Gordy time to get back to his feet, approach Forewell from behind and execute a Full Nelson Slam...

Lieberjosch: Felix looks like he realises it's his fault, and tries to swing out at Gordy who leans backwards and chuckles...unfortunately for Fade he doesn't notice McAnus' boot come through the middle rope and plant him directly in the janglies.

Vinegar: Boding with the roll up!




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Lieberjosch: Poison makes the save, and dolls out a little punishment to Boding before Hazel East orders her out of the ring....

Vinegar: Both men now on their feet...but hang on a minute...there is a commotion directly underneath the GlobaTron...Security seem to be having some issues with some men in suits...

Lieberjosch: They're showing them some badges....I think they're from Homeland Security...what could they possibly want...

Vinegar: Well it seems security have had no choice but allow them to pass...but wait...Where are Forewell and Felix...

Covert Jay: Double Ninja Flee!

Vinegar: Both men are in the crowd and making desperate dashes towards the exits, apparently diving from the ring much to the bemusement of Gordy and Poison, who just stare at each other as Hazel East counts their opponents out.

Lieberjosch: They may not know what they've got themselves into here in UGWC...

Dennis: Here are your winners, as a result of a count out, MMMMMIIIICCCCHHHHAAAAELLLLL GGGOOOOORRRRDDDDYYYYY & PPPPPOOOOOOIIIIIISSSSSSOOOOOONNNN!!!

[T-Robosaurus Rex]

We cut backstage to see Alex stomping through the halls of the UGWC arena. He soon comes to a stop at a locker room door. The sign shows it to be that of Phrixus Deimos. Alex knocks on it loudly. A moment later Deimos himself opens the door. Alex folds his arms.

Kiseragi: Deimos, Fear, whatever you want to be called. You like to think you’re good with mind games huh?

Deimos simply cocks his head to the side curiously.

Kiseragi: I know where you’re coming from. You didn’t want to lose your title and hey, I was a threat to it.

Deimos shuffled a little but still said nothing.

Kiseragi: But what you did crossed the line. I don’t care if you want to throw me off my game but leave Katie out of your games.

Deimos squinted at him.

Deimos: Who?

Kiseragi: Katie. Don’t act like you don’t know. Admit what you did so I can kick your ass next week and have it done with.

Deimos: It wasn’t me. Go away.

With that, Deimos closes the door and disappears. Alex huffs and storms off down the hall again.

Heart beats fill the speakers of the arena and suddenly "War Machine" begins to play and out from the back comes a large man. White beard and hair with a buzz cut is former UGWC wrestler Officer Jon King!

Vinegar: Is that? It is. Wow, Officer King has returned to UGWC.

Lieberjosch: Uh... why?

Covert Jay: Who?

Vinegar: Officer King had a short run in UGWC because he was a legit police officer of the St. Louis Police. He came to wrestle to release some pint up frustration when his partner got killed by a cult in Missouri.

Lieberjosch: Again.... why?

Officer King looks at the crowd, who pretty much looks unimpressed. King takes a microphone from Mitchell Dennis.

Officer King: Thank you for that warm welcome back. I have came back to UGWC because I've found that sick cult who killed my partner all those years ago.

That caused a stir in the audiance.

Covert Jay: I'm going to ask again. Who is this?

Officer King: That the leader is in the UGWC now. As you can tell I'm not dressed in my uniform so I'm not here to make an arrest. I'm here to kick some ass! So I'm calling you out Mr. Cult man. Get out here, Osirus Blackhart!

Vinegar: Of course it makes sense now!

Lieberjosch: What does? Someone whispering Nancy Drew books in your headseat again?

Covert Jay: Why is the lights out? Did we forget a bill?

The lights come back on and Officer King is not alone in the ring. The monsterous mute DarkBain is in the ring with King! The fans hit their feet as Officer King swings at DarkBain to no effect. DarkBain uses his spiked forearm band and slices the face of Officer King. Then a right hand to King's face. Offcier King falls onto the ropes and bounces back into DarkBain's hands as he lifts the large man up with both hands and slams him down to the mat.

Vinegar: The bodyguard of Osirus Blackhart just double handed chokeslammed Officer King!

Lieberjosch: Okay, I'm paying attention now.

"Personal Jesus" by Marilyn Manson begins to play and from the back comes the new UGWC wrestler Osirus Blackhart. The Unholy Pope comes down to the ring with a noose! The fans gets excited as he climbs into the ring. DarkBain stomps stomping the now bloodied Officer King. Osirus places the noose around Officer King's neck!

Covert Jay: That's a noose! So not ninja!

Vinegar: Osirus Blackhart is known to hang people. He's hung his own sister before for God's sake!

The groggy King is picked up and then tossed over the ropes. Osirus holds tightly to the end of the rope and Officer King is being hung! With the blood loss he's slowly losing consciousness.

Vinegar: Someone stop this! For God's sake he has a family! He's not even a wrestler anymore.

Lieberjosch: Pull harder, Blackhart!

Covert Jay: Ninja!!

Vinegar: You're right, Jay. Someone has come to the save.

Sure enough, Marek Daisuke has hit the ring with so much speed he slid past DarkBain and drop kicked Osirus, making him drop the rope. DarkBain went to grabe Marek but Marek ducks and bounces off the ropes and dropkicks DarkBain out of the ring.

Vinegar: And the bell has rung, ladies and gentlemen. Marek Daisuke vs Osirus Blackhart is now!

Vinegar: Blackhart with a quick arm drag takedown, Daisuke working against it, trying to get back to his feet, Blackhart taking him over with a fireman’s carry.

Lieberjosch: Blackhart should not have to wrestle a match now after everything he just did.

Vinegar: No, he should be escorted from the arena.

Lieberjosch: That’s a bit harsh, I’d just say he should get a breather, he worked hard at that beat down.

Vinegar: Daisuke whips Blackhart off the ropes, but Blackhart ducks a clothesline on the return, reaches back and hits a neck breaker. Blackhart going to the outside now, and…what’s the noose still doing here?

Covert Jay: Did you expect the EMTs to roll Officer King out of here with the noose still around his neck?

Vinegar: I expected them to remove it from ringside!

Covert Jay: Sure, prioritize a piece of rope over a human being. Harsh you are, tonight.

Vinegar: Blackhart coming back in the ring with the noose, Sam Green warning him not to use it, Blackhart ignores him, but it looks like Sam Green isn’t putting up with this, snatching it away.

Covert Jay: BLACK MIST!!!

Lieberjosch: What the hell was that!?!?!?!?

Vinegar: Marek Daisuke just sprayed a black mist into the eyes of Osirus, Sam Green was busy getting rid of the noose! Daisuke sets him up!

Covert Jay: DANGER DRIVER!

Vinegar: Cover!





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Dennis: Here is your winner, MAREK DAIIIIIIIISUUUUUUUUUKEEEEEEE!!!!!

Vinegar: Marek Daisuke comes away with the victory, but I don’t think any of us will be forgetting this debut anytime soon!

[T-Robosaurus Rex]

Dennis: Ladies and Gentlemen, our next bout is Triple Threat match for ONE fall. It is the first of FOUR.. Battlegrounds Qualifiers that will take place this evening.

The words ‘I Am Iron Man’ are spoken in a robotic voice over the PA as Scott Bauer walks out onto the ramp, looking to fight. The rest of ‘Iron Man’ by Black Sabbath continues to play. 

Jay: I’m bored. A ninja REALLY needs to show up.

Dennis: Introducing FIRST.. hailing from the Empire State, from New York, New Y---

Jay: Shut up, dude. No one cares.

Vinegar: Hey, show our superstars some resp.. You’re right. A ninja would really help this situation.

Bauer climbs into the ring and stretches a bit.

Jay: You think he’s related to Jack?

Dennis: His first opponent, hailing from The Space City, Houston, Texas.. He IS.. ANDYYYYYYYY SAVAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANAAAAAAAAAAAA.

‘Saints of Los Angeles’ by Motley Crue comes over the PA System as Andy Savana makes his way onto the ramp. 

Vinegar: Should be interesting seeing Andy and Travis go against each other.

Jay: No it shouldn’t.

Vinegar: Why not?

Jay: Because they aren’t ninjas.

Andy slaps the hands of a few fans before rolling into the ring. He ascends the nearest turnbuckle and looks out into the crowd before running his hand through his hair as the female fans go wild.

Dennis: And now introducing the final competitor into this match. 

‘Bummer’ by Monster Magnet comes over the PA as Scott Bauer continues to stretch in the ring.

Jay: See, if he was a ninja he wouldn’t need to stretch anymore.

Dennis: He hails from the Valley of the Sun, Phoenix, AriZONA.. he is TRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAVISSSSSS ROOOOOOOOBERRRRRTS.

Travis makes his way onto the stage arms spread, and welcomes the boos being rained upon him. He shrugs and makes his way down to the ring, climbing the stairs before looking out in the crowd. Travis slowly climbs into the ring, somewhat smiling at Andy Savana before climbing the turnbuckle. He looks down at Bauer, who is still stretching, and Savana before shaking his ‘no’, as to say he isn’t impressed. Travis steps down from the turnbuckle, ready for the match to begin.

Vinegar: This match is about to get under way and we're not far from finding out who our very first Qualifier for Battleground 2010 will be.

Lieberjosch: the bell rings, and Savana and Roberts make a beeline for one another and begin exchanging punches. Scott Bauer approaches them both, only for both men to stop, turn towards him and both hit him with forearms, sending him to the floor.

Vinegar: And now these two concentrate on one another, Savana sending Roberts to the ropes, only to see 'The Blessed One' slide underneath him, and then slam him to the floor with a Full Nelson Slam, before stomping on him. He then turns to the rising Bauer and levels him with a standing clothesline.

Lieberjosch: With both men down, Travis decides to take a moment to look around the arena at the fans, many of whom are booing him ferociously. Suddenly he notices a group of drunken young men with a sign which states 'TRAVIS RAPES MUPPETS!', and he quickly climbs out of the ring and starts to have a firm seeming conversation with the men, who don't seem to be taking 'The Headliner' as seriously as they should, given his history.

Vinegar: In the ring Bauer is back to his feet, and he sees Savana getting to his, and he rushes towards him, but Andy sidesteps and then helps Scott along steering him into the turnbuckle. He then follows him over before whipping him into the opposing corner.

Lieberjosch: He walks back over and then quickly lifts Bauer to the top rope, and suplexes him off, turning in mid-air and landing on top of him in a pinning predicament...


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Vinegar: No! Travis back in the ring to break the count...

Covert Jay: He looks very wet all of a sudden...and those guys in the front row seem to be out of beer?

Vinegar: Travis takes Savana to his feet and sends him into the ropes, but Savana leaps up into a head scissors, and sends Roberts spinning across the ring.

Lieberjosch: Savana turns his attentions back to Scott Bauer, and lifts him to his feet before dropping him back on his skull with a DDT. And he gets to his feet quick enough to greet the advancing Roberts with a Sit Down Jawbreaker...

Vinegar: Savana on a roll now...and he quickly jumps to the top rope...SAVANA'S SUICIDE DIVE...

Lieberjosch: NO! Roberts pulls Bauer out of the way of Savana at the last moment, and Savana crashes into the canvas!

Vinegar: Roberts now getting to his feet, and he looks at Bauer, and scoops him up and power slams him...and then gets distracted again...

Lieberjosch: They've got another sign...

Covert Jay: 'TRAVIS LICKS DONNY'S JOCK!'

Lieberjosch: And he steps out of the ring again, and confronts those louts. Look how diplomatic he is. Most guys would have tried to start a fight, 'The Blessed One' is merely trying to explain to them the error of their ways...

Vinegar: He should be focused on the Battleground Match, instead he's engaging with the fans in pointless debate, it's not exactly the best tactic. Savana and Bauer are both on their feet now, and any chance 'The Headliner' had of capitalising has gone.

Lieberjosch: Bauer runs the ropes, but is taken straight back down by a Big boot from Savana, and he the grabs the downed Scott...CHAMBER OF PAIN!!!

Vinegar: And Bauer is in pain, but is refusing to tap...

Lieberjosch: And once again Travis breaks the attempt, with a stooping clothesline that sends Savana rolling backwards, as Bauer slumps to the canvas...

Vinegar: Savana back to his feet and he charges at Roberts who hip tosses him to the floor once more, and then turns as Bauer gets to his feet...

Lieberjosch: WHITE OUT!



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Dennis: Here is your winner, TRRRRRAAAAAAVVVVVVIIIIIIIISSSS RRRRROOOOOOBBBBEEEEERRRRRTTTTSSSS!

Vinegar: And 'The Headliner' despite the distractions manages to book his place in his first Battleground match, he may have experienced and overcome much of what GIW put in front of him, but Battleground is a a different proposition entirely. We've still got three more Qualifiers to decide tonight, don't close this window!

[T-Robosaurus Rex]

Vinegar: The first of our Battleground Qualifiers is passed and The Headliner Travis Roberts has earned his way into his first Battleground match.

Lieberjosch: Which was to be expected really. With those opponents you wonder why the Consortium didn’t just announce him as an automatic qualifier.

Vinegar: It certainly was a strong display but far from a bye.

Lieberjosch: You have to say that.

Vinegar: This match promises to be a much more hotly contested bout.

Jay: And a more Ninjarific bout.

"Violence Fetish" hits over the PA system as Kyle Tacker steps out from the back, his arms held high and his middle finger extended on both hands. He lowers his arms as he starts to walk down the ring, stopping halfway to flip the fans off some.

Dennis: The following contest is scheduled for one fall and is a Battleground Qualification match! Introducing first, Kyle Tackeeer!!!

He quickly climbs up the steel steps, and enters the ring through the second rope. He then stands in the centre of the ring and raises his arms once more to flip the fans off again with both middle fingers.

Pyro’s explode along the stage and You Know My Name starts to play. Travis Pierce makes his way out onto the stage.

Dennis: His opponent! Travis Pieeeerce!!!

Travis Pierce makes his way down to the ring and climbs up through the ring steps. As he climbs into the ring it is clear that Tacker is having to restrain himself from attacking him before the match has begun.

"Given to fly" by Pearl Jam hits as Enigma appears hanging from the rafters, wearing the CWA world title. As Eddie Vedder sings the line "He's flying", Enigma jumps off as if on que and soars around the ring due to the fact that he is attached to a guy wire which allows him to gradually soar to a turnbuckle.

Dennis: And finally! The UGWC Chaos Champion! Enigmaaaa!!!

With Travis Pierce’s back turned watching Enigma enter, Tacker finally loses control. He slides back into the ring and attacks Pierce from behind, knocking him down. Brian Chartreuse quickly calls for the bell while Enigma is still detaching himself from his harness.

Ding! Ding!

Vinegar: This one swiftly underway with Tacker just nailing Pierce right then and following it up with some harsh grounded stomps.

Jay: Well these two have had some history since Pierce started putting hidden cameras around Tacker’s house and recording him at, inappropriate times.

Vinegar: Quite ninjary.

Jay: Indeed.

Lieberjosch: We didn’t need the history lesson. It was quite clear from this weeks program that these two don’t get along.

Vinegar: Well it’s not just about them here now though. Enigma bursts onto the scene with a missile dropkick to Tacker. Is it safe to guess who you’re rooting for here Jay.

Jay: Ninjaaa strike!

Vinegar: I thought so. Enigma taking advantage of that big move. He knocked Tacker back into the corner. He’s going at him with knife edge chops to the chest, just lighting Tacker up.

Lieberjosch: Has he managed to forget that he’s in a triple threat match already? Pierce wasn’t hurt that badly.

Vinegar: Pierce getting to his feet but Enigma turns to see him.

Jay: Ninja eyes in the back of his ninja head.

Vinegar: As Travis charges at Enigma, he gets hit with a boot to the gut and Enigma throws him into Tacker. Then takes Pierce back over with a back suplex. Great early offense from the Chaos Champion.

Lieberjosch: Tacker can’t be counted out yet either though. He’s charged out and taken Enigma down with a clothesline.

Vinegar: Rather then attempting a cover though he’s gone back after Pierce with those stomps again.

Lieberjosch: And Pierce is doing all he can to try to escape. He’s crawling away towards the ropes.

Vinegar: Tacker starts to pull Pierce to his feet. Irish whip and- Enigma cuts Tacker off with a running calf kick from left field. You got something to say about that Jay?

Jay: Good kick.

Vinegar: Um, ok. Pierce pulls up short as Enigma regains his footing. Boot to the gut and a body slam in the centre of the ring. Pierce runs off to the ropes again and comes back with a running leg drop. Here’s the first cover of the match.

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Vinegar: Not enough.

Lieberjosch: Wouldn’t be surprised if it was though. Doesn’t take a lot to break little guys like Enigma.

Vinegar: Enigma is the Chaos Champion. That takes some staying power.

Lieberjosch: We’ll see when he actually has to defend it.

Vinegar: Pierce is trying to get Enigma to his feet when Tacker recovers as well and once again goes right after Pierce. This time with a big boot to the side of Pierce’s head that knocks him down. Enigma is quick to recover though and takes Tacker over with a hurricanrana.

Jay: Tacker shows some uncharacteristic ninjarity of his own though and rolls through and straight to his feet.

Vinegar: Tacker tries to counter but Pierce has grabbed his feet and Tacker falls on his face. Pierce floats over and puts him in a side headlock. Enigma hit’s the ropes and comes back with a double low dropkick, putting one boot to the face of each opponent. A powerful attack that sends both men rolling to the outside.

Lieberjosch: I like that Tacker thinks the same way as I do. That Enigma is not really worth worrying about in this match. He’s still after Pierce. He’s going around the ring to take him on on the outside.

Vinegar: Pierce knows he’s coming though and these two are exchanging forearm shots from the single collar tie.

Jay: Enigma isn’t going to be ignored. He’s winding up and-

Vinegar: Diving cross body over the top rope.

Lieberjosch: Pierce and Tacker see him coming though and separate in time to see Enigma crash into the crowd barrier.

Vinegar: Pierce and Tacker about to go back at it and-

Jay: Boom!

Vinegar: Huge right hand from Tacker knocks Pierce down!

Ding! Ding!

Dennis: Kyle Tacker has been disqualified!

Lieberjosch: What?

Vinegar: Referee Brian Chartreuse saw a set of Tacker’s trademark brass knuckles on his fist as that blow landed and has disqualified Tacker from the match.

Jay: Cheating doesn’t pay.

Vinegar: This match has come down to a one on one bout with neither man looking too well right now. This ones going to come down to who has the heart to recover.

Lieberjosch: Heart has nothing to do with it. It’s about who’s body can withstand the damage being inflicted upon it.

Vinegar: Tacker still protesting his innocence on the outside but Chartreuse isn’t having any of it and security are out to lead him to the back.

Lieberjosch: If these guys don’t get up we’re going to end with a double count out.

Vinegar: I don’t think anyone wants to see that. Enigma is up, clutching at him abdomen. He’s got Pierce back up and has rolled him into the ring. Enigma slingshots himself over the ropes and into the corner. He’s on the second rope- Fader!

Lieberjosch: No!

Vinegar: Enigma tries to hit the Fader but Pierce rolls away from the final blow. Enigma trying to recover and- The Truth Hurts! Pierce nails him! Here’s a cover!

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Ding! Ding! Ding!

Dennis: Here is your winner! Travis Pieeerce!!!

Vinegar: Travis Pierce with arguably an upset win there, pinning the Chaos Champion to advance to the Battleground match.

Lieberjosch: That’s two qualifiers now, neither of whom has stepped into the Battleground match before.

Vinegar: It’s an environment where they’ll have to learn fast if they want to survive and secure themselves a match-up at our flagship Pay Per View, Horizons at the end of the year.

[T-Robosaurus Rex]

Vinegar: So we know two people that will enter the Third Annual Battleground match, and now another three people will battle it out to join the two Travis'.

Dennis: The next match is a Battleground Qualifier and is a triple threat match.

“Chorus of Angels”

Dennis: introducing first, from Los Angeles, EEEEZZZZEEEEEKKKKIIIIEEEELLLL!!!

Fast paced drums hit the PA Speakers as ‘Chorus of Angels’ begins to play. The intro of the song plays as a hole opens in the entrance ramp and Ezekiel slowly rises in a circular motion. His wings are folded back, almost flat against him. As the song picks up, his wings suddenly extend outward as pyro goes off all around him on the stage. He leans his head quickly to the left, then right, popping his neck. He walks down towards the ring as the music continues to play as his wings fold back into place. Ezekiel puts his hands into a praying motion before thrusting his arms downward, his wings spread and in one smooth motion he flies over the top rope and into the ring. His wings appear to fade out of sight as he climbs the turnbuckle and does the praying motion again before stepping down and stretching in the corner.

Lieberjosch: How has he not been admitted to the nearest hospital for a thorough psychiatric examination yet?

Vinegar: Who are you to question his claims?

Lieberjosch: Erm, a logical, free thinking human being, you can't seriously tell me you believe he is an angel?

Vinegar: I didn't quite say that...

'Everybody Down'

Dennis: His opponent from Deep Creek, JJJJJEEEEETTTTTT SSSSSSOOOOOOMMMMEEEEERRRRRSSSS!!!

A silhouette resembling Jet Somers appears in the distance of the hallway, walking toward the screen. A distorted and distant Mark Collie wails: 'In time, your time will be no more...,' and the vertical control suddenly flips out as Nonpoint's "Everybody Down" hits hard and Jet runs out from behind the curtain. He runs to the edge of the stage and pumps his fist in the air a few times. At 'And when I stomp you' Jet sprints down the ramp, slapping hands in the crowd as he goes, running to leap onto the apron of the ring. He grabs the rope with one hand and pumps the other fist in the air on each 'Everybody Down!' chant of the chorus. Jet finally steps in he begins bouncing on the balls of his feet and throwing shadow punches to warm up.

Vinegar: Speaking of Crazy, Jet Somers seems to be getting closer and closer to the edge each week.

Lieberjosch: Close? He and Zeke are the poster boys for mental health screening.

“Beds are Burning”

Dennis: And finally, from Torres Straight Islands, PPPPPPAAAAAAUUUULLLL CCCOOOOOOCCCCKKKKKAAAATTTTOOOOOOOOO!!!

a Dijerido is heard playing in the arena as a shot of some kangaroos bounding off into the sunset is shown on the Globatron before the opening Riff for "Beds are burning" by Midnight Oil takes over the P.A. system as "the Original Aboriginal" makes his way down to the ring, smiling a big smile showing blindingly white teeth. as he walks down, he high fives a couple of fans, and if he can, manages to take a peek down some hot girls tops. he slides into the ring, and does an air drum solo to the drum solo of beds are burning, before flashing another smile to the crowd.

Vinegar: Two weeks ago, Paul Cockatoo lined up with Jet Somers as part of Team Hero, now he is his opponent. Both men may have an insight into each other, which makes Ezekiel an unknown quantity to them.

Covert Jay: I wonder if an Angel could beat a Ninja?

Lieberjosch: They don't exist.

Covert Jay: Ninja's so do exist, I have a certificate and everything!

Vinegar: Glenn Burke signals for the bell, and the match is underway. Ezekiel finds himself instantly confronted by the two members of Team hero, and they both simultaneously kick him in the gut before executing a double suplex.

Lieberjosch: And Jet swiftly turning around to Cockatoo and nailing him with a forearm, and then he takes him to the ground, and begins to pound on his shining round dome.

Vinegar: Ezekiel gets to his feet and watches for a few moments, before stomping on jet's back, causing Somers to spin round and receive a spinning kick to the face.

Lieberjosch: Cockatoo meanwhile scrambles back to his feet, and manages to duck under a swing from Ezekiel and hits him with an impulse neckbreaker.

Vinegar: Somers back to his feet now, and he grounds Cockatoo once more with a running bulldog, and manages to turn and catch Ezekiels attempt at a second spinning kick, and then twist his foot sending The Archangel to the ground.

Lieberjosch: Now Jet getting some momentum, lifts Paul to his feet and belly-to-belly suplexes him half way across the ring, before turning to a kneeling Ezekiel and aiming a kick at his head...

Vinegar: Ezekiel manages to lurch backwards at the last second, and Jet follows through on thin air, and the power he had behind the kick means he topples forward into the ropes. Zeke manages to jump to his feet and hit a swinging neckbreaker on the unstable Somers.

Lieberjosch: Ezekiel wasting no time in climbing to the top rope, and he perches himself atop...'THE EYE OPENER!'

Vinegar: NO! Jet rolls out of the way just in time and Zeke's knee's crash into the canvas and he crumples over backwards.

Lieberjosch: And Cockatoo trying to take advantage hurls himself on top of Ezekiel before Jet can recover and makes the pin...



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Lieberjosch: JETSTREAMER!!!


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Dennis: Here is your winner....JEEEEEEEETTTTT SOOOOOOOMMMMEEEEERRRRSSS!!!

Vinegar: And Jet Somers moves into the Battleground Match pretty swiftly here tonight. I wouldn't imagine it'll be that easy for him come the PPV.

Lieberjosch: He's in no mood to celebrate, he's darted backstage as if he has more important things to be attending to.

Covert Jay: Ninja Exit!

We go backstage again to the locker room where Marek Daisuke is sitting with Katie Piper, recovering from his earlier match. Alex walks in from the edge of shot.

Piper: Did you speak to Phrixus Deimos?

Kiseragi: Yeah. I don’t think it was him.

Daisuke: Who else could it have been then?

Kiseragi: I don’t know who would even know about Mizuki. I suppose Hastings and Roberts would.

Piper: They wouldn’t have anything to gain from it though.

Kiseragi: Who else would know? Or for that matter, be able to get hold of her.

Katie looks at Marek.

Piper: You’ve had some dodgy connections in Japan.

Marek looks up at her angrily.

Daisuke: What’re you saying?

Daisuke got to his feet.

Piper: I’m just saying. You have connections.

Marek turned to Alex.

Daisuke: Can you believe this?

Kiseragi: She’s got a point.

Daisuke: What?

Kiseragi: I’m just saying. You do have some connections.

Daisuke: Why would you say that?

Kiseragi: No, you’re right. I’m sorry. That was out of line.

Marek looks angry but sits down again.

Kiseragi: Well I need to get ready for my match. Wish me luck.

Alex walks back out of shot, Katie following him leaving a disgruntled looking Marek in the locker room.

[T-Robosaurus Rex]

Vinegar: Three Battleground qualifiers are already in the can, it’s time for our fourth and final qualifier of the night!

Lieberjosch: Half of the participants of the match have been determined, and either Alex Kiseragi, Robert Montana, or Medos is about to join them!

The arena gets loud and the lights darken, the song Coming Undone begins to play as soon as the first note hits Robert appears, and fireworks begin to blaze left and right he begins to walk down the ramp very swiftly the spotlight following him along the way, making his way to the ring waving at fans and putting out his hand for the fans to touch, he jumps into the ring and the music stops.

Dennis: The following match is a Battleground Qualifier! Introducing first, from Houston, Texas, weighing 235 lbs, The Fierce Warrior, ROBERT MONNNNNTAAAAANNNNNNNAAAAAAAA!!!!!

Vinegar: What an opportunity this is for the Fierce Warrior, winning Battleground would give him the opportunity for any match of his choosing at Horizons, could we see Robert Montana challenge for the World Heavyweight Title at Horizons?

Lieberjosch: I really hope you aren’t planning on saying that for everybody that comes out. It’s true of all of them, let’s just lay that down right now.

The lights dim to a near blackout, as all you can see on the Titantron is the words: "He Is Here!" Suddenly, an explosion erupts from the stage as "Firefly" by Breaking Benjamin starts up. Medos appears just as the chorus starts. He walks to the front of the stage, looks around, raises one hand up slowly, then throws it down as yet another explosion appears from behind him. The screen is showing Medos wrestling with several other wrestlers from previous matches. Medos carries on walking down, he slaps hands with one fan, and walks past the others. He rolls into the ring, and towards an turnbuckle. He points at the fans, raises his hand to his forehead, sticks his index and middle finger out, and salutes the fans. He then prepares himself.

Dennis: From Somerset, England, weighing 210 lbs, the British Lionheart, MEEEEEEEDOOOOSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!

Vinegar: Medos looked impressive in his appearance at Outlast, can he carry that momentum forward tonight?

Lieberjosch: What momentum? His team lost. It’s pitiful sometimes, these “moral victories” that get thrown about.

“Teahouse” begins to play, and Alex walks out to the top of the ramp where he throws two right roundhouse kicks, each accompanied by a small pyro, followed by a split legged backflip with a larger pyro.

He walks down to the ring, slapping a few outstretched hands as he passes. As he approaches the ring he takes a few quick steps and jumps through the first and second ropes into a roll and up to his feet. He climbs a random turnbuckle and poses for a second before backflipping off.

Dennis: And their opponent, currently residing in Los Angeles, California, weighing in at 205 lbs, The Dragon, ALEX KISSSSSERRRRRAAAAAAGIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!

Covert Jay: DRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGOONNNNNNNNN!!!!!

Vinegar: I was wondering where you had been, you’ve been quiet for a bit.

Covert Jay: A ninja must lie in wait until the right moment comes.

Lieberjosch: Can the next moment be late December?

Vinegar: We’re on our break in late December.

Lieberjosch: I know.

DING DING!

Vinegar: Brian Chartreuse getting this match underway, and Montana goes right for Kiseragi, fighting him back into the corner and hammering him with right hands.

Lieberjosch: Kiseragi was one of the three that advanced at Outlast, easily the favorite in this match, you have to figure that puts a target on his back that the other two may want to go after in the early goings.

Covert Jay: Divide and conquer.

Vinegar: Montana with a combination of hooks and jabs, but Medos rolls him up from behind!





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Vinegar: Montana quickly kicks out, both men to their feet, Medos ducks a roundhouse kick, grabs Montana!

Covert Jay: TANABATA!

Vinegar: Montana rolls right out of the ring after the impact, Medos turning his attention to Kiseragi, he whips him to the ropes, but Kiseragi springboards into a shining wizard!

Lieberjosch: And a quick cover!





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Vinegar: Medos pushes him off, Kiseragi keeping the pressure on, quickly to his feet and unleashing a flurry of kicks, Medos struggling to block them.

Lieberjosch: A key to these triple threat matches is capitalizing when you have an opponent one on one, when that third man isn’t around to interfere in your pin covers.

Vinegar: Medos swings with a clothesline, Kiseragi ducks, and now a dragon suplex!

Covert Jay: DRAAAAGGGGGONNNNNNN!!!!!!!

Vinegar: Kiseragi pinning with a bridge!





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Vinegar: Montana breaks up the cover, and he pulls Kiseragi up and throws him through the ropes to the outside!

Lieberjosch: Montana trying to follow Kiseragi’s momentum, but Medos twists and drops him with a toe hold, trying now to put Montana into the Gracious Submittal, Montana elbowing and kicking his way out of it.

Vinegar: Medos grabs Montana, whips him into the corner, charges in, but Montana moves out of the way!

Lieberjosch: Medos staggers, Montana bulldogs him down, and puts him into the Breathing Hazard!

Covert Jay: It’s a submission hold, and yet not at the same time!

Vinegar: Kiseragi comes off the top rope with a missile dropkick, and it knocks Montana out of the ring!

Covert Jay: And now the Dragon prepares to strike!

Vinegar: Medos staggering to his feet, Kiseragi in the corner!

Covert Jay: YARI KICK!!!!!

Vinegar: The cover!





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Dennis: Here is your winner, ALEX KISSSSSSERRRRAGIIIIIIII!!!!!

Vinegar: Robert Montana was coming back into the ring, but he is just a moment too late, and Kiseragi comes out victorious!

Covert Jay: He once again comes out dragon!

Lieberjosch: And he’ll be joining Travis Roberts, Travis Pierce, and Jet Somers in Battleground, shaping up to be a stacked match.

Alex gets to his feet and leans against the ropes to catch his breath. The ref walks over to raise his hand, but suddenly Alex is pulled outside the ring.

Jay: NINJA attack!

Vinegar: Who is that? Marek Daisuke? Why is he attacking Alex?

Marek grabs Alex by the hair and slams him head first into the guardrail as the fans rain down boos upon him. Marek just stares into the crowd.

Vinegar: There’s no reason for this. I thought these two were good friends. Marek now brings Alex back to his feet and leans him against the guardrail. Marek walks backwards before charging forward with a massive Yakuza Kick.

Jay: And the ninja is knocked out.

Alex falls in a crumpled heap in the corner of the guardrails, next to the time keeper desk. Marek again looks into the crowd before again walking backwards.

Vinegar: Marek seems to be backing off here.

Jay: Uhh.. I don’t think the ninja is done.

Marek takes off running forward, jumps from the ground to the guardrail and runs across the top before jumping off, drilling Alex with a dropkick to the chest.

Jay: Oh, shit!

Vinegar: That move used to be known as the Circus Trick, folks. I do believe it is now called the Ryujin Rush. Alex is down and finally security is out here to stop this senseless attack.

Jay: And the ninja exits the building.

Marek jumps the guardrail and takes off into the crowd as security and trainers tend to Alex.

[T-Robosaurus Rex]

Backstage, “The Talk of the Town” Alan Fernandez is creeping around with the Mallet of Doom ™.

The Talk: Here, Jetsy Jetsy, here boy…

He whistles as he creeps with the mallet, but a shadow suddenly envelops him, and he spins and swings with the mallet, but misses as Jet Somers tackles him! Somers rains blow after blow on Fernandez, and then pops to his feet.

Somers: One down.

He turns to see Robert Ooley staring at him, leaning on a wall and tapping his baseball bat on his hand.

Ooley: How about you take the rest of the night off.

Somers: Why?

Ooley: Listen, it’s not that Old Bob doesn’t appreciate a good backstage beat down. I do. This main event with Hamstrings and Scared is pretty important to us, though. Can’t have you mucking about with it. So I’m telling you right now, give Hernandez there another kick or something, get it out of your system, and make like a tree and get out of here.

Somers: Or what?

Ooley: You show your face at ringside, you make another appearance tonight, we’ll suspend you indefinitely. Hamstrings too.

Somers: Both of us?

Ooley: Because I know what a righteous martyr you are. You’ll happily take a suspension, but you’re not about to take someone else down with you. Now kick the man while he’s down and get lost.

Somers stares down at Fernandez for several seconds, then shoot Ooley a glare and walks off.

Ooley: Sucker.

Vinegar: Another amazing night here on Synergy, and now it is time for the main event!

Lieberjosch: Our two former World Heavyweight Champions go head to head, and the Consortium has promised we will know who Declan Prescott will defend against at Battleground by the end of the night!

Vinegar: Robert Ooley stating that just a few moments ago backstage, along with telling Jet Somers that he is banned from ringside for the rest of the evening, under threat of suspension and the loss of his spot in Battleground!

Covert Jay: Crazy Opie is off the board!

Lieberjosch: It’s because, as unpredictable as he sometimes is, what was perfectly predictable was that after taking out Fernandez, Somers was coming for Deimos next, and the Consortium can’t allow a bottom-feeder such as Somers to influence a match that is clearly as important as this one!

Vinegar: It also means that Deimos is going to be on his own against Hastings, and you have to believe that puts him at a disadvantage.

Covert Jay: Deimos has beaten the Lord-Chief before, he could certainly do it again!

“The Ripper” begins to play, and Donovan Hastings emerges from backstage, his cloak flowing behind him, and he has Calypso Desmona at his side. They walk together to the ring.

Dennis: Ladies and gentlemen, it is time for the main event! Introducing first, the Lord of Pain, DONOVAN HAASSSSSSSSTIINNNNNNNGGGGGGGSSSSSSSS!!!!!

Vinegar: Hastings looking confident, we saw his partner Travis Roberts earlier tonight has already qualified for Battleground, could TWiSTeD go two for two here tonight?

“Phucking Phreak” hits, and Phrixus Deimos cautiously comes down the ramp to the ring.

Dennis: And his opponent, the Embodiment of Deimos, PHRIXUS DEIIIIIIIMOOOOOOSSSSSS!!!!!

Vinegar: Both men in the ring, Glenn Burke is ready, we are underway!

DING DING!

Vinegar: Deimos and Hastings staring at each other for several seconds, and now they start to circle around each other, and now an elbow tie-up.

Lieberjosch: This is a rematch we’ve all been clamoring to see since In Your Hands, and likely a moment that Lord Hastings has long been waiting for!

Vinegar: Both struggle for several seconds, and Hastings drops down and takes Deimos over with a fireman’s carry, now traps him in a side headlock.

Lieberjosch: Deimos is fighting the headlock, he backs them into the ropes and pushes Hastings away.

Vinegar: Hastings bounces off the ropes, then slides under the legs of Deimos and pops up behind him. He’s got Deimos in a waistlock, but Deimos breaks it and cuts behind Hastings into a waistlock of his own, now he lifts Hastings for a release German suplex that hurls Hastings through the ropes to ringside!

Covert Jay: The power of the Freak!

Vinegar: Hastings is holding the back of his head and neck as he lays on the outside, Calypso checking on him, and Deimos vaults the ropes and comes crashing down on Hastings with a leg drop!

Lieberjosch: There is a lot of frustration here on the part of Deimos, being unleashed on his nemesis!

Vinegar: Glenn Burke is telling Deimos to get Hastings back in the ring, and Deimos pulls Hastings up as though he is going to roll him back in, and now he suddenly shoves down as he releases, pushing the back of Hastings’ head hard into the side of the ring!

Covert Jay: A freakish turn of events!

Vinegar: Calypso getting in the face of Deimos now, probably not the best idea on her part, he ignores her and pushes Hastings back into the ring.

Covert Jay: Can’t see what her problem is, it just took two tries is all. You know the Lord-Chief is probably heavy, dead weight and such.

Vinegar: Deimos warning Calypso to stay out of his way, climbs up onto the apron, jumps onto the ropes, springboards into the air!

Lieberjosch: But Hastings pulls Glenn Burke in the way and Deimos spears him down!

Vinegar: Glenn Burke just got drilled, inadvertent on the part of Deimos, and Hastings grabs him and drops him with a Facebreaker DDT!

Lieberjosch: Hastings waving towards the stage now.

Covert Jay: Niglet sighting!

Vinegar: Owen Peterson running down the ramp, he slides into the ring as Hastings covers Deimos!





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Vinegar: Deimos kicks out!

Lieberjosch: Peterson might get it for that one.

Vinegar: Calypso up on the apron now, shouting at Peterson.

Covert Jay: Good call.

Vinegar: Hold on, where did Hastings get that?

Lieberjosch: He’s got a chair!

Vinegar: Calypso slipped Hastings a chair before pulling Peterson away, he’s got in his hand, but Deimos has recovered, standing cautiously and ready, and Hastings…throws him the chair?

Lieberjosch: And now he’s down! Hastings goes down!

Vinegar: Calypso dropping off the apron, Peterson is…calling for the bell!

Covert Jay: A ninja-like ingenuity on the part of Hastings!

Vinegar: Hastings has left the ring, Deimos is just as confused as we are, Peterson leaning through the ropes, talking to Mitchell Dennis.

Dennis: Ladies and gentlemen…Phrixus Deimos…has been disqualified! The winner of this contest, DONOVAN HASTINGS!

Vinegar: Hastings clearly pleased with himself, this must have been the plan all along.

Lieberjosch: But Deimos isn’t nearly as amused as he lays out Peterson with the chair!!!

Vinegar: And Hastings quickly pulling the limp body of Peterson through the ropes, he and Calypso helping him up the ramp, but the story here is that this trio has stolen this match here tonight!

Covert Jay: But how does this effect the next contender to the World Heavyweight Title?

“Damage Inc” begins to play as Hastings and company are going up the ramp, and Robert Ooley marches out from backstage, along with Dexter Vines. They ignore Hastings and proceed to the ramp, where an irate Deimos remains in the ring.

Vinegar: Looks like we’re going to hear from the Consortium, they’re calling for microphones, we may be finding out the new number one contender right now!

Vines: The Consortium calls Declan Prescott to the ring.

A few moments pass, and "Dreaming Wide Awake" smashes into play and Declan Prescott soon enters the arena, raising his arms to the fans. He then humbly jogs down the entranceway and rolls into the ring.

Dennis: Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome, the NEW World Heavyweight Champion…DECLAN PRESSSCOTTTTT!!!!!

Vinegar: Prescott shakes hands with Vines, he’s keeping a cautious eye on Deimos.

Lieberjosch: Hastings is still up on the stage.

Vines: Thank you for coming out. We’ve had some very extensive conversations about just who is most deserving of getting the first shot at you. As everyone is aware by now, our next Pay-Per-View presentation, and the site of your first defense, will be Battleground. At Battleground, you, Declan Prescott, will defend the World Heavyweight Championship against…

Lieberjosch: Who is it?

Vines: Phrixus Deimos!!!

Vinegar: Deimos get a shot at getting his title back, and he and Prescott lock eyes!

Hastings: Hold on! HOLD ON!!!

Lieberjosch: The Lord has a microphone of his own!

Hastings: You’re giving him a title shot? I just beat him!

Ooley: Don’t even get me started, Hamstrings. Everyone knows what just happened down here, how you got your “victory,” and you’re lucky we’re going to let you leave with it. Now, Old Bob knows better than anyone just how difficult being the defending champion at Outlast is. Scared lost his championship, succumbed to the greatest odds we could possibly have stacked against him. That deserves a second chance. You’re out.

Hastings: No, I’m not.

Ooley: Don’t make me bring Louis up there and-

Hastings: I’ve got a purse.

Covert Jay: He meant to say European handbag.

Hastings: I’ve been earning purse winnings for months here, and now I’m cashing in. I’m adding myself to that match!

Vines: You don’t have the funds.

Hastings: You’re not counting the money I just won tonight.

Ooley: And you still don’t have the funds, so shut your trap before I-

“Cochise” hits, and Travis Roberts comes out and stands next to Hastings, Calypso, and a woozy Peterson.

Roberts: Gentlemen, “The Blessed One” has a solution to this dilemma. “The Headliner” has reviewed the by-laws of your Purse System, and in accordance with Article Seven, “The Most Influential Icon in Sports Entertainment this-

Ooley: Get to your point.

Roberts: Ahem. “The Blessed One” is hereby donating his own prior winnings to the coffers of the Lord-Chief.

Vines glances back at Ooley, and after a moment Ooley nods his head.

Vines: Very well. At Battleground, the World Heavyweight Championship will be defending in a triple threat match, as Declan Prescott defends against both Phrixus Deimos and Donovan Hastings. And I’m thinking that next week, we’ll have a little preview of that, we’ll put these three in another triple threat title match. Next week on Synergy, the Saints of Los Angeles will defend the Cooperative Championship against both Deimos and Hastings, each with a partner of their own choosing!

Vinegar: What a blockbuster set of announcements! Next week, a triple threat match for the Cooperative Championship! At Battleground, a triple threat for the World Heavyweight Championship! We’re out of time for tonight, catch us next week, on Synergy!

[T-Robosaurus Rex]

Credits

Opener
T-Rob

Osirus & Officer King
Osirus

A-Kis & Deimos
A-Kis

Osirus vs Marek
Donovan

Roberts vs Savana vs Bauer
Entrances: Bryan.
Match:T-Rob

Pierce vs Enigma vs Tacker
A-Kis

Somers vs Ezekiel vs Cockatoo
T-Rob

A-Kis & Marek & Katie
A-Kis

Kiseragi vs Montana vs Medos
Match: Donovan
Aftermath: Bryan

Fernandez & Somers & Ooley
Donovan

Main Even
Donovan

[Jet Somers]

Very interesting show, and very good handling of the various segment requests.

Battleground... wow. Just... wow.

The triple threat next week should be interesting... IF the two contenders don't pick the obvious partners. Could be exciting!

[blackhart]

Good show. And killer win for Marek, he deserved it. Guess you can say I didn't see it coming.

[EZRA]

Awesome show. Glad I could contribute. Congrats to Jet on the win.

[Alex Kiseragi]

I just skimmed this and realised the first qualifier wasn't the match I wrote. I was about to have a go at you for making me do it and not using it but I just checked my messages and realised I never sent it. I'm sooooooooooooo sorry.

[T-Robosaurus Rex]

Ha, I had a feeling you had written it but not sent it, it's not like you to leave us hanging lol. I'm sure it was a hell of a lot better than my attempt as well.

[Jason Tacker]

Sweet show, looking forward to next week's triple-threat as it should be quite intriguing.

[Alex Kiseragi]

You can still have it if you want to edit it in