Synergy #18 Results - September 27th, 2010

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Vinegar: Welcome folks to yet another action packed edition of UGWC Synergy!

Covert Jay: Huttuh!

Vinegar: Tonight We've a treat for you, and that treat being the Cooperative Championship title's being put on the line, and like I mentioned before tonight will be filled with a tone of action!

Lieberjosch: Action it will be, as we move into our first match for this evening folks!

Vinegar: Our first match of the evening folks is "The Unholy Pope" Osirus Blackhart who's was impressive in his debut match only to come up short of a victory over Marek Daisuke, and we'll be seeing him in action against "Demolition Man" Michael Gordy a man who also made an impressive debut when he teamed up with Posion, the two captured their first win here in the UGWC due to a count out, but none the less both Blackhart and Gordy made one hell of an impression in their debut match's!!
Lieberjosch: That they did Vinegar, that they did, and tonight we get to see both those men go one on one against one another for the very first time here in the UGWC!

Covert Jay: This is true, and what a match it'll be or so I hope!

"Demolition Man"

Mitchell: Tonights opening match is a singles match. Introducing first from Atlanta, MMMMMIIIIIIIIIICCCCCHHHHHAAAAAEEEELLLLL GGGGOOOOORRRRRDDDYY!!!

The house lights dim as a huge green spotlight shines down from the rafters onto the entrance way. Suddenly, The sounds of Def-Leppard's "Demolition Man" flood over the crowd as a huge white light shines brightly from the entrance way. Finally, You see the silhouette of a man, Draped in a long brown trenchcoat with a fedora hung down over his eyes, Steps out from the lights and smoke.

Slowly, Fade then begins to raise his right arm into the air. A faint chant of "VNB" can be heard over the music. Quickly, Fade begins to pump his fist in the air, Faster and faster, and the chant of "VNB" continues to grow and grow, Increasing louder and louder. Nodding his head in approval, And with a large grin plastered across his face, Fade then begins to slowly make his way to the ring.

Vinegar: Michael 'Fade' Gordy who we seen at the past Synergy had an impressive doubles match up when he teamed up with Posion, Gordy showed his experience in grappling as the past Synergy will he do it again here tonight?

Lieberjosch: Once again you show favoritism towards Gordy what is with you and your comments on Gordy seriously your starting to make me feel sick!

Vinegar: Yeah Lieberjosch it's not my fault when I see a good athlete and Gordy is exactly that!

V.O: Reach out and touch faith!" is heard coming over the PA.

Mitchell: And his opponent Introducing from The Omega Domination Compound he is, OOOOSSSSSSIIIIIIIIIIRRRRRUUUUSSSS BBBBBLLLLLAAAAAACCCCCKKKKKKKHHHHAAAARRRRRTTTTTT!!!

The lights dim as alone spot light hits the entrance ramp. "Personal Jesus" by Marilyn Manson plays as a long shadow entices the ramp. The lights come back as the pale Osirus Blackhart emerges from the curtain. Dressed in a black robe and a black pope hat, Osirus waltz with regal air, as his monsterous bodyguard trails behind him. Osirus walks up the steps and enters the ring to swirling fog and flickering lights of deep blue. The monsterous DarkBain undresses his master and escapes the ring just as the lights return to normal.

Vinegar: And the bell has rung, ladies and gentlemen. Michael Gordy vs. Osirus Blackhart is now!

Vinegar: Both men can be seen circling around the ring sizing up one another, Blackhart makes the first attempt in locking up with Gordy, but back away, Gordy goes forth and tries to lock up with Blackhart only to be given a quick kick to the upper torso area!

Lieberjosch: Blackhart takes the upper hand early on in this one on one match up folks!

Vinegar: That he does Lieberjosch!

Lieberjosch: Do you have to agree with me Vinegar?

Covert Jay: Both you shut up and call the match will yah!

Blackhart locks up with Gordy and both men can be seen testing one anothers strength, Blackhart gets the upper hand once again as he over powers Gordy sending Gordy flying into the ropes, Gordy comes back and Blackhart fails to nail him with a closeline, Gordy rebounds against the ropes and connects with a closeline of his own. Blackhart hits the mat hard.

Vinegar: Gordy nails Blackhart with a hard closeline!

Lieberjosch: That he did, and trust me I could feel that one from all the from over here!

Covert Jay: All I got to say is ouch!

Vinegar: Gordy follows it up with an armbar takedown.

The referee gets into position, and can be seen asking Blackhart if he's going to give up. blackhart struggles to fight out of the hold eventually getting to the ropes. gordy breaks the hold before the referee started the count to break the hold. Blackhart rolls on out of the ring, and can be seen taking a breather. Gordy inside the ring launches himself over the top of the ropes, Blackhart ducks out of the way, and Gordy catchs nothing but floor mat. Blackhart takes advantage of this and gives Gordy a few kicks to the upper torso, and lower torso before sliding back into the ring, referee Hazel East begins the out of ring count.
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Lieberjosch: And Gordy gets to his feet at the count of 5, Blackhart waste no time in continuing his attack on Gordy.

Vinegar: Gordy seem's dazed Lieberjosch!

Lieberjosch: You would to after being handed a handful of various kicks from a guy like Blackhart!

Vinegar: Blackhart's one guy I wouldn't want to meet in a dark alley at night thats for sure!

Lieberjosch: Your just a wimp Vinegar that's all!

Covert Jay: Lieberjosch either would you, and Gordy stumbles to the ground!

Blackhart turns to East, and Darkbain slides in a few elbows to Gordy's head, he then backs off as Blackhart turns towards him, Blackhart goes to pick Gordy up only to recieve a small package roll up pin from Gordy. Referee Hazel East gets into position and begins the cound...

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Vinegar: And Blachart kicks out before the 3 count!!!

Lieberjosch: Blackhart should have been finished right their, I mean Gordy cought Blackhart off guard with the small package roll up pin!

Covert Jay: This match sure has been a great match so far!

Vinegar: That is has Covert Jay, That it has!!!

Lieberjosch: And both men return back to their feet as Gordy nails Blackhart with a drop kick to the face!!!

Gordy grabs Blachart by the hair to lift him up, as Gordy gets Blackhart up, Gordy Irish Whips him into the ropes and Blackhart hits the ropes, and comes rushing back at Gordy. Blackhart slides between Gordy legs. As Gordy turns around, Blackhart hits a Drop Kick. Gordy doesn't go down. Blackhart hits a standing drop kick, as Gordy falls backwards, but he hits the ropes and comes back with a clotheslines. Blackhart ducks the Clothesline and Gordy turns around, as Blackhart jumps up and lands on Gordy's shoulders. Blackhart goes for a Hurricanrana. But, Gordy hangs on, as both go over the top rope. Blackhart holds onto the top rope, as Gordy goes crashing to the outside once again.

Vinegar: Gordy's outside once again folks!

Lieberjosch: And The Unholy Pope is on the ring apron!
Referee Hazel East begins to count...

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Vinegar: Gordy quickly gets up and goes right for Blackhart's left leg, and starts to pull on it.

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Lieberjosch: Blackhart kicks Gordy right in the face with his left foot.

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Vinegar: Gordy does back a couple steps as Blackhart jumps up and uses the middle rope to hit a Springboard moonsaults down onto Gordy.

Lieberjosch: It doesn't look good for Gordy right now folks!

Vinegar: That it doesn't... That it doesn't!

Lieberjosch: Blackhart just keeps dishing out a harsh punishment on Gordy!!!

Corvert Jay: Yeah but Gordy's gotten some good hits in on Blackhart as well though!

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Grody Catches Blackhart on his shoulders.

The count continues as Gordy goes to toss Blackhart like a Dart at the ring post, but Blackhart gets down onto his feet, and pushes Gordy into the ring post...

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Liberjosch: And Gordy turns around and is met with a Slap

Vinegar: That could have been Blackhart's biggest mistake so far in this match, slapping Gordy in the face!

Lieberjosch: And that slap sounded as if it could be heard around the world Vinegar!

Vinegar: Heard around the world really Lieberjosch?

Lieberjosch: Yes around the world it was!!!

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Gordy grabs Blackhart out of anger, and tosses Blackhart into the ring, as referee Hazel East stops the count at 7... Gordy walks around ring side for a couple seconds, as he slowly begins to get back into the ring.

Vinegar: And back into the ring we go as the action continues on folks!

Lieberjosch: What a match this match has been so far between these two men!

Vinegar: Yeah Lieberjosch it has, but it also just almost ended for them as they both almost got counted out as referee Hazel counted down to almost 8, and 9 would have came next only to be followed by 10, and if he would have hit 10 it would have ended in a double count out, and I can gaurentee both these men don't want that to happen!

Lieberjosch: Almost it wasn't even close Vinegar!

Vinegar: Not even close, they got to eight, what you mean not close Lieberjosch, I'd hate to see what you call close!

Covert Jay: Gordy's Back into the ring.

Gordy goes right for Blackhart and seems to be going for a suplex but Blackhart is seen trying to fight it off, but fails. Gordy goes for it again maybe a multiple suplex but fails as Blackhart nails Gordy in the side of the head with a swift elbow to the side of his face Gordy releases the hold, and immediately, "The Unholy pope" Osirus Blackhart thunders across the ring and hurls one almighty lunging fore-arm straight into Gordy's head, the crowd bellow loudly as they see an attempted Clothesline from Hell, but Gordy manages to gather his wits at the dead final milli-second and ducks the blow, pivoting his stance and turning to the rear of Blackhart. Blackhart's momentum takes his several steps ahead as he misses the hit.

Vinegar: Blackhart attempted to end this one with that deadly closeline from what looked to be hell!

Lieberjosch: That he did, Gordy put a hault to that though when he clocked him in his stride, and trust me if that would have connected this match would have ended!

Vinegar: I... I...I... can't believe what I just witnessed!

Lieberjosch: You never can when something like that happens Vinegar!

Slightly shaken by the surprise attack, Gordy regains his composure and delivers a solid right hand to the temple of Blackhart as he turns back to face him. Gordy follows up with a second and third, slowly sending his pale opponent back toward the turnbuckle, but Blackhart breaks the flurry grabbing Gordy by the scruff of the neck, turning 160 and hurling him into the corner and smashing his back into the turnbuckle. Blackhart then blasts Gordy with a flurry of his own, sending blow after blow crashing into the head, chest and stomach and drops Gordy down to the mat. Blackhart takes several steps backward as Gordy sits against the corner. Suddenly Blackhart charges at his foe and hurls forth his knee aimed directly at Gordy's cranium. But Gordy exhibits that cunning speed of his and grabbing the bottom rope, he pulls himself to the outside of the ring avoiding the crushing knee. Blackhart lands awkwardly into the corner with his knee smacking violently into the steel. The quick wits of Gordy immediately react and he grabs Blackhart's other leg from outside the ring, pulling it out from under him and sending the Two Hundred and Ten pounder down to the mat. Gordy pulls the leg a few more inches from under the rope. He rears back and then smashes Blackharts leg into the turnbuckle once again before returning back to the inside of the ring.

Vinegar: And Gordy's seen climbing to the top of the turnbuckle, and he's got Blackhart by the neck pulling him towards him, he hooks one arm around his neck, and grabs onto Blackharts pants, lifting him vertically up into the air...

Lieberjosch: God no, is he insane?

Vinegar: Brainbuster to the outside of the ring really? Please tell me referee Hazel is going to try and stop him!

Lieberjosch: Has he lost it?

Vinegar: I Think So Lieberjosch, I think so!!!

Lieberjosch: And wait...

The fans holler in excitement, but it is short lived as Blackhart wriggles and squirms, Gordy loses his grip and Blackhart falls, twisting himself in the air, as he falls he hooks Gordy's neck and bring's the "Demolition Man" down with a reverse DDT. The crowd can be heard going wild as both men land on the ground outside. Slowly Blackhart is the first to pull himself onto his feet as he receives help from his bodyguard Darkbain slowly he steadies himself against the ringside post. He notices the stirring of Gordy and watches him as he rises to his feet. A look of madness and violence adorns his face as the unholy pop gets back up onto his feet. Blackhart pounces swinging his foot in the direction of Gordy's chin, but Gordy clocks the super-Kick and blocks it, snatching his opponent up as his momentum brings him forward, lifting him from the floor, he spins in a 130 degree angle before slamming him straight into the ground. The Spinebuster sends the fans into a frenzy as Blackhart recation says it all, he shows agony as he takes in the obvious given pain he just recieved. Gordy pulls the battered Blackhart to his feet and irish whips him toward the steel steps, Blackhart hurtles forward and smashes into them, causing further damage to his back and upper spine. The steps break free and clatter loudly. The fans cheer again in full appreciation for the destruction that's occuring in this first match up. Gordy spares little time and advances upon Blackhart, reaching down and clutching his raven black hair. Blackhart reacts quickly and in desperation drives a stiff forearm, straight between the legs of Gordy. It's a dirty blow but it somehow escpaes referee Hazel's attention and buys Blackhart a little time. He pulls himself up and rolls back in under the ring. Gordy struggles for a moment but eventually manages to get to his feet as well and follow his enemy.To only be put in Osirus's Finishing manuever THE CRUCIFIXION. Blackhart connects and goes for the pin, referee Hazel East gets into postion and begins the count.

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Vinegar: And Blackhart picks his first victory here in the UGWC.

Leiberjosch: That he does and what a great match this first match has come to be, starting our night off in the right direction, giving us our first match which seen loads of action from two of UGWC's newest superstars!

Vinegar: Gordy just didn't have enough to continue on, but he sure gave it his best that was for sure!

Corvert: That he did, it was like Caaablowy and before he knew it the match was over!

Dennis: And your winner, OOOOSSSSIIIIRRRRUUUSSS BBBBBBLLLLAAAACCCKKKKHHHHAAAARRRRRTTTT!!!!

Vinegar: Osirus picks up his first win here in UGWC, and he looks pleased with that.

Lieberjosch: Gordy don't look so good now does he?

[T-Robosaurus Rex]

The show cuts backstage, where we see Travis Pierce standing by, holding a microphone.

Pierce: This is Travis Pierce, reporting LIVE! from the backstage area with a special TPT report, after we just saw a match in which some guy beat another dude. The most important thing to come out of this match? Nobody cared.

Travis starts walking towards the camera, which backs up as he walks down the hallway.

Pierce: And why does nobody care? It’s simple. When you look at tonight’s card, one glaring omission has been made: Travis Pierce. The same Travis Pierce that last week qualified for Battleground, this week is left on the bench. This comes as heart-wrenching and devastating news to all my little Truthites everywhere.

Travis stops in front of a young child, wearing an official TPT shirt with the tags still on it. He is tugging on the shirt from the bottom so that he can see it.

Kid: Dad, this isn’t a Saints shirt!

Dad: Quiet, son, the man gave me a twenty to have you wear it.

Pierce: Hello, young Truthite! Tell us, are you angry are you about the superstar that has been rudely left off the card?

Kid: Yeah!

Pierce: How angry?

Kid: Well, I was really upset about it, but we just got to see him a few minutes ago and I got an autograph!

Pierce: So, you…wait, what? Who are you talking about?

Kid: Alex Kiseragi!

Piece: I see. Look, there he is now!

Kid: Where?

Travis points, and both father and son look in the direction Travis is pointing. Travis promptly stomps on the child’s foot and he starts crying. The father is confused as Travis walks towards the camera again, which moves backwards.

Pierce: A small child, driven to tears by his hero, Travis Pierce, being left off the card for Synergy.

Dad: Hey, you! Get back here!

Pierce: Uh, and now a word from our sponsors.

Pierce runs off.

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Lieberjosch: I think, clearly, we all need to have a serious discussion.

Vinegar: About?

Lieberjosch: What we just witnessed.

Vinegar: Pierce stomping on a kid's foot? It isn't that remarkable a development, if you ask me.

Lieberjosch: Not that, what we just witnessed first hand before that. We can't simply ignore it.

Vinegar: I agree the match Osirus Blackheart and Michael Gordy was a fine opening bout, it's possible no edition of Synergy has seen a better first match, but we have the rest of the night to focus on...

Lieberjosch: But your missing the entire point, it was indeed a fine match, but that's the problem.

Vinegar: How is that a problem?

Lieberjosch: It was Blackheart and Gordy, how in the name of hell did they manage to wangle that. I sincerely doubt any other match on tonight's card will be as well structured, and we can't pretend that's due to the wrestlers themselves.

Covert Jay: He has a point, the disclaimer at the start of those show suggested as much, I can only suggest it is downhill from here on in.

Lieberjosch: Which to the casual viewer would suggest that Osirus and Gordy are UGWC's finest athletes, which is very harsh on a lot of those to come.

Dennis: Ladies and Gentlemen, the next match is a singles match and will be for one fall...

“Sheena is a Punk Rocker”

Dennis: Introducing first, from London, SHEEEEEEENAAAAA RAAAAAAMMMMMOOOOOONNNNEEEE!!!

Covert jay: Right, I have a question.

Lieberjosch: OK.

Covert Jay: Do Australians actually have any idea what a punk rocker looks like?

Vinegar: I'm not sure how that's relevant.

Covert Jay: Well, look at Sheena, she's not exactly punk is she? She's more High School Musical than the Sex Pistols.

Vinegar: Punk isn't a religion, it's a frame of mind.

Covert Jay: Sure it is, but liking Green Day and swearing a lot doesn't make you punk, in fact it's probably as far away from punk as you can get.

Vinegar: What's this got to do with Australians? Sheena is from London, England.

Covert jay: Apparently so, but all she really is, is some Australians fantasy of an english punk rock chick, which actually does more to reveal the fact he actually thinks Avrile Levigne's 'Sk8ter Boi' was the greatest piece of rebellious rock ever made.

Vinegar: You are...opinionated today.

Covert Jay: There was a disclaimer.

“Dirty World.”

Dennis: Introducing her opponent, from Dallas.....The One Taste, POOOOOOIIIIIISSSSSSOOOOONNNN!!!

Vinegar: poison making her singles debut here in UGWC off the back of an impressive win last week in Cooperative action with Michael Gordy.

Covert Jay: yeah I was really impressed at how she stood their and watched as Forwewll and Felix fled the ring forfeiting the match, she was great!

Vinegar: You really are in a different mood tonight...

Covert Jay: What?

Lieberjosch: I like it.

Vinegar: Well even if what Jay says is true she has a real good chance of making an impression here, on her own. And this is probably the first girl on girl match I've commentated on sicne the departure of Daniel Hanson, which means it will hopefully be innuendo free.

Covert Jay: In your endo!

Lieberjosch: You're right, there won't be any sexual jokes, but not because I am not capable of such a form of entertainment, but because Poison looks like she'd be more at home terrorizing my anal passage with a strap on than anything else, and I don't go for jailbait either.

[The match gets under way, and yes boys and girls, it's recap time. Sheena throws herself at Poison, whogoes down under the teeny boppers frame, and Sheena then lays into the Cowgirl with both arms. After a few moments of this Poison clearly tires of the theatrics, and tosses her opponent off of her, and gets to her feet, and adjusts her hair. Sheena gets back to hers, and starts to charge again, Poison rolls her eyes, as if to say 'Honey, this is so over', steps aside and hip tosses Sheena directly over the top rope and to the arena floor.]

Vinegar: Poison showing great technique their, and within a few moments Sheena is in trouble, her back arches up as she slams into the arena floor, and I haven't ever heard a scream like that come from a female.

Lieberjosch: That is the least surprising thing you will say all night.

[Poison hurries out of the ring and drags Sheena up by the hair, before then smashing her head into the ring post on the outside, not once, not twice, not even three times, but FIVE times, before releasing a bloodied Sheena who crumples to he knee's. At this point, rather than taking pity on her opponent, Posion brings up a fierce knee, splitting Sheena's forehead open further, and then rolls her back into the ring.]

Vinegar: I can't say I expected it to be this violent.

Lieberjosch: Then clearly you haven't looked at Poison, if there was ever a woman with severe daddy issues it's that girl. She's sure to be a vessel of pent up rage and aggression.

[As if hearing the very words Hans has just uttered, Poison continues her assault on Sheena by lifting her to her feet, and then hoisting her on top of the turnbuckle, before climbing up ater her and executing a frankensteiner, driving that bloodied head square into the canvas.]

Vinegar: I'm not sure there is much more point to this, Sheena clearly can't handle what Poison has to offer.

Lieberjosch: Yes, but it is strangely satisfying to watch.

[Poison now climbs over the prone body of Sheena, and locks her teeth around her lower lip]

Lieberjosch: What the hell is she doing? I'm not sure I want to see this...

Vinegar: Thats SILENCE BECOMES! And Sheena is tapping out, she's tapping out...this one is over!

Dennis: Ladies and Gentlemen, here is your winner, via submission....PPPPPPPPPOOOOOOOOOOIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSOOOOOONNNN!!!!

Vinegar: Poison completely dominating Sheena Ramone here tonight, and she barely broke a sweat doing it. It's clear she will need sterner opposition that what she has had recently to reveal what she is actually capable of.

Lieberjosch: I truly hope it doesn't involve ping pong balls...

[T-Robosaurus Rex]

Teahouse starts to play and the fans cheer as Alex Kiseragi walks out onto the ramp, dressed in a t-shirt and jeans.

Lieberjosch: What’s he doing here? I was hoping we’d have a week witho-

Jay: Dragoooooooooooooooooooooooon!!!

Vinegar: There’s been several issues concerning Alex Kiseragi recently. I’m not sure what he’s out here for.

Alex makes his way down towards the ring, slapping any outstretched hands. When he gets to the bottom he takes a mic offered to him, hops onto the apron and climbs into the ring between the ropes. He paces for a moment as he music fades out.

Kiseragi: Who here watched Outlast?

The crowd cheer and wave their hands, many point at themselves.

Kiseragi: Well if you saw that, then you saw what happened backstage before Team Hero came out here and kicked Team Pierce from pillar to post. You all know what I’m talking about. There is someone backstage, right now, who’s trying to mess with me and the people I hold dear and I wanna know who it is. You know who you are so get your sorry ass ou-

“You’re the best, arooooooound.”

Vinegar: That’s Marek Daisuke’s music. Surely this isn’t what it looks like.

Marek makes his way out onto the stage and slowly makes his way down towards the ring. Alex stops and watches him as he comes. As Marek gets down to the ring he too takes a microphone and as he climbs up the steps, Alex holds the ropes apart for him to climb in. They both get up and stand across the ring from one another.

Kiseragi: Dude, I’ve been trying to get in touch with you all week. Where’ve you been?

Marek shrugs.

Daisuke: Around. Busy.

Kiseragi: Look I know you’re pissed about what happened last week. You’ve always been good to me and I was out of line to even consider thinking you could have been behind what happened at Outlast.

Vinegar: It takes a big man to admit that he was wrong.

Kiseragi: I’m sorry.

Lieberjosch: Do these two not know that they fight for a living? Enough of this bromance crap.

Marek nods a little.

Daisuke: That’s all I needed to hear. I get it. I overreacted. Let’s forget about it.

Marek offers Alex a hand which Alex takes. The two of them shake in the middle of the ring.

Jay: It may be the Dragon but, booooooooring.

The two of them exchange some words that the mics don’t pick up and Alex turns to walk away. As he does though, Marek doesn’t let go of his hand. Alex stops when he notices and turns back, frowning slightly.

Daisuke: Oh, I’m sorry though, I almost forgot something. I made a video for you. Take a look at this.

Lieberjosch: This had better not be a montage of their favourite moments together.

Marek gestures up towards the Globaltron and a video starts to play. It looks like surveillance camera footage. Alex’s eyes go wide as he recognises the interior of his own school, The Dragon’s Cave Academy. We can see Marek enter from the left of shot. Immediately he kicks a guy spotting someone on a weights bench, sending him sprawling. The guy on the bench’s arms give way and the weight falls on him, pinning him down. Two more guys approach from the bottom of shot, seemingly on another bench. They confront Marek but before they can do anything Marek has dropped the first with a right hand and the second with a knee to the gut and an downward elbow to the back of the head.

In the ring, Alex looks aghast, not moving and not looking away since the video began.

The first man Marek kicked is back on his feet but gets dropped again by a side kick to the jaw. It’s clear Marek’s got peoples attention now as a crowd starts to form on him. The first guy to try his luck gets knocked down by a weight that Marek picks up and chest passes into the guy’s abdomen. An elder man some may recognise as Jacob Bryce steps into the fray and manages to get Marek in a body lock. As he does, Rico Rodriguez flies from out of the crowd to strike him. Marek manages to get free though and the two coaches collide and fall as without missing a beat, Marek knocks out another student with his Missile Knee.

Lieberjosch: If this isn’t an advert for not training with Alex Kiseragi, I don’t know what is.

Vinegar: This is horrible. Those people have done nothing to Marek.

Though the video keeps playing, Alex has seen enough. He swings first with a big left head kick that Marek is able to duck under and comes big with a barrage of short punches that rock Alex back into the corner.

Vinegar: Oh here they go!

Marek ties Alex up and pummels him with knees to the body and a few to the head. When Alex is finally able to shove him away we can see he’s bleeding from the nose. As Marek tries to attack again Alex push kicks him to the ground and steps into a big axe kick that Marek is narrowly able to roll away from.

Vinegar: Thank god we’ve got security down here. I think these two could have killed each other.

A horde of security guards slide and climb into the ring, grabbing hold of both men and forcing them back into opposite corners of the ring. Alex and Marek both shove against them to get to the other but the weight of numbers is too great.

Crowd: Let them fight! Let them fight! Let them fight!

Vinegar: The crowd want to see this continue but security have other ideas and rightly so.

Marek gets forced out of the ring first and herded back up the ramp. Alex continues shouting at Marek as a smile spreads across his face.

Vinegar: I think we can safely say the long standing friendship between these two is done.

Lieberjosch: You think?

[T-Robosaurus Rex]

Lieberjosch: Well that was nearly horrific.

Vinegar: What do you mean, nearly. Watching that friendship dissolve in front of our eyes was awful.

Lieberjosch: No, I just thought we'd have to hear A-Kis blather on for a few hours about his issues with women and how he feels more comfortable down the gym with all his 'trainees'.

Vinegar: Don't you remember what happened the last time a commentator messed with A-Kis?

Lieberjosch: Did he get the AIDS?

Vinegar: I really think we should move onto the next match as quickly as is possible, and look, fortunes have it that Cockatoo and king are already in the ring, and the Royal First Battalions music is already playing as they head down to join them.

Covert Jay: If anyone is bothered by this turn of events, and the lack of prestige given to the entrances of these two teams, can we please call your attention back to the phone number aired at the start of the show.

Lieberjosch: I take it the R1B are still doing the patriotic flag waving thing during this entrance?

Covert Jay: Yeah, but it's more like when you speed up the frame rate when you want to get to the interesting bit. However this is an Ethan King match, so there is no such thing as the interesting bit.

Lieberjosch: When did you become so entertaining Jay? This is a strange turn of events indeed.

Covert Jay: Don't get used to it, next week I'll no doubt be making a fool of myself once more by pledging my love for pink poodles or something.

Vinegar: Well as it stands both teams are in the ring now, and it's going to be Johnny Blake and Ethan king starting this one off, and they both lock up seconds after the bell is rung. The Drover swings Blakes into the ropes, and ducks the rebound clo0thesline, and on the Brigadier Generals return we see the first neckbreaker of the night as King leaps up and hits the manoeuvre bringing Blake to the floor.

Lieberjosch: And he then quickly makes the tag to Paul Cockatoo...

Covert Jay: Out of curiosity, why are these two even here?

Vinegar: Well they were scheduled for a match...

Covert Jay: But their only friend is currently on trial for murder, I'm sure the consortium would happily give them time off out of sympathy.

Lieberjosch: From what I hear there is not much to worry about, the Prosecution has some inept individual in charge of proceedings.

Covert Jay: Well it is a JK storyline...I can't imagine the Defence Council is much better.

Lieberjosch: You really are a bastard tonight, aren't you? I have to say even I think it's a bit harsh to knock these guys in their current predicament.

Covert Jay: No-one is safe tonight. Even lil' Ninja's like JK.

Vinegar: Cockatoo has now got Blake in the corner, and is stomping on him, only for Blake to roll out of the way of an attempt, and the Original Aborigine's foot smacks directly into the ring post with a great deal of force, and he spins around clutching his leg, and Blake takes advantage of this and drives Cockatoo's head into the canvas with a swinging DDT.

Lieberjosch: Blake now tags out to Duncan Ryder, but doesn't leave the ring, and the R1B double team Cockatoo as Blake whips him into the ropes and takes him down with a drop toe hold, and then Ryder drops a knee onto the back of Cockatoo's head as The Brigadier General is lead from the ring by the referee.

Vinegar: Now Ryder starts bringing Cockatoo up to his feet, but out of Desperation Paul swings a wild forearm and it sends Duncan reeling out of surprise, and Cockatoo limps over to his corner and tags King back in. Ryder giving him no time though, and he quickly takes him down with a Spear, and then starts stomping away on him, until he bores and whips him into the opposite corner...

Lieberjosch: And now Ryder slams a right hand into Cockatoo forcing Sam Greene to intervene, and take his eyes off Johnny Blake, who chokes out Ethan king with the tag rope in the corner. Duncan Ryder protests for a while, and when he finishes Blake lets go of the choke, and King slides to the floor, lacking breath he tries to get to his feet, but whilst on one knee, Ryder Charges...

Vinegar: SHINING WIZARD!

Lieberjosch: Ryder's knee crashes into the temple of Ethan Kings forehead, and then he quickly tags Johnny Blake in, as he lifts King onto his shoulders...

Vinegar: THE HIT! And the cover is made...



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Dennis: Here are your winners, The ROOOOOOOOOOOOYYYYYAAAAAAAAALLL FIIIIIIIRRRRRSSSSSSTTTTTT BBBBAAAAATTTTTAAAAAALLLLLIIIIIOOOOOONNNN!!!

Vinegar: Paul Cockatoo hobbles over and breaks the pin too late to prevent the Royal First Battalion picking up their first win in quite some time.

Lieberjosch: Johnny Blake isn't too pleased with Cockatoo's tardiness and punsihes him by hitting THE BALLISTIC BUSTER!

Vinegar: The Royal First Battalion have sent out a message here tonight...

Covert Jay: Yeah, if you are too busy to promo, then they will definitely beat you! I'm sure the roster is quaking in their boots.

[T-Robosaurus Rex]

Dennis: The next match is scheduled for one fall, is a triple threat match, and is a Battleground Qualifier!

Vinegar: We're wasting no time in getting down to the action tonight.

Covert Jay: The sooner this one is over with the better, I imagine that is the consensus anyway.

Vinegar: I disagree, this could be a fine match, we have a real mix of style's going at it.

Covert Jay: Oh c'mon stop fooling around, this is going to be a walkover...

Lieberjosch: Yeah, did you see how quickly Marek took out Osirus last week? It took him like 0.5 seconds, then earlier tonight it took Michael Gordy approximately half an hour to fail at doing the same job. Marek Daisuke is quite obviously a fine athlete.

Covert Jay: There is another explanation for that, aside from Marek being god like, but I'll leave you kids to figure it out for yourselves.

“Coming Undone”

Dennis: Introducing first, from Houston, ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBBBBBEEEEEERRRRRTTTT MMMMOOOOONNNNTTTTAAAAAANNNNAAAAA!

Vinegar: So...

Lieberjosch: Yup.

Vinegar: Indeed.

Lieberjosch: Nice...

Vinegar: Agreed...

Lieberjosch: Certainly...

Vinegar: No doubt...

Lieberjosch: Erm....Cookie?

“Violence Fetish”

Lieberjosch: Oh thank christ!

Dennis: Introducing next, from a broken home, KKKKKYYYYYYYLLLLLEEEEE TTTTTAAAACCCCKKKKEEEEERRRRR!!!

Lieberjosch: Oin retrospect I'm not sure why I was so relieved...

Covert Jay: Yup, not gonna be any easier to fill this section either.

Vinegar: His appearance on TPT was last week wasn't it?

Lieberjosch: Yup.

Vinegar: That's no good then.

Lieberjosch: Nope...

Vinegar: How much longer till Marek's entrance?

Covert Jay: Too long...

Lieberjosch: These entrances feel like they were longer than his last match.

Covert Jay: That's because they are.

Lieberjosch: Oh yeah.

'He's the fastest kid alive!'

'You're The Best'

Dennis: And finally introducing, from some place I cannot pronounce, Japan, MMMMMAAAAARRRREEEEKKKKKK DDDDDAAAAAAAAIIIIISSSSSUUUUUKKKKEEEE!!!!

Vinegar: Earlier this evening we witnessed Marek laying waste to the Dragons Cave, and then the friendship between he and Alex Kiseragi broke down in front of our very eyes. I think we are seeing a very different Marek than we have ever witnessed before.

Lieberjosch: He's ruthless and focused it seems, from what I hear he's far more talented than Kiseragi anyway, time for him to step out of the shadows and show people who the true asian wonderkid is...

Covert Jay: As long as it all remains Dragon related, rather than Yakuza, I'll be happy to watch The Dragon kick this punks head in for the rest of the year if neccassary. I mean, the stuff with Travis Pierce has run it's course, right? At least I pray to the mother/sister of Osirus it has.

Vinegar: Marek has steamed into the ring, and takes Montana down with a quick armdrag, and turns to Tacker and takes him to the floor with a leg Screw.

Covert Jay: Meanwhile Brian Chartreuse is taking this match as seriously as he should and has pulled a pocket book of word search puzzles from his pants, and started flexing that brain of his.

Lieberjosch: Marek lets both men get to their feet, and then whips them both into opposing ropes, and on their return takes them down with a Superkick to Montana, and then a Spinning Heel kick to Tacker. He then does a few acrobatic kicks to display his prowess...

Vinegar: Being flashy is always a bad idea as Montana manages to take his feet out from under The Human Missile, and then gets to his feet and goes to drop a leg...

Lieberjosch: Only for Marek to roll out of the way, get to his feet, and then swing a kick directly into Montana's face as he tries to recover from his aborted attack.

Vinegar: Tacker now getting to his feet, and he goes for a low blow to Marek...but Daisuke is one step ahead, and leaps upwards dodging the blow, and when he lands he grabs hold of Tacker by his hair and then lays out a few repeated kicks to his legs, before throwing him head first out of the ring and into the guard barrier in front of a group of fans with a 'Gordy = God' sign.

Covert Jay: It's nice how we give front row tickets to charities isn't it?

Lieberjosch: Marek now turns his attentions to Montana once more, and sends him into the far corner...lifts him to the top rope, before German suplexing him off the top rope....

Vinegar: Tacker is stirring outside the ring, and is circling it warily attempting to keep out of the eye line of his opponents...

Lieberjosch: Marek however is manhandling Montana in the centre of the ring, just brutalising him with a series of rapid kicks and knee's to his head, before hurling him into the corner once more...

Vinegar: Tacker has just gone under the ring...

Lieberjosch: As Marek lifts Montana to the top rope, and climbs up after him...

Vinegar: Tacker has a hammer, and is now climbing onto the apron to the side of Marek...

Lieberjosch: And Marek is setting up Montana and hasn't seen Tacker advancing...

Vinegar: And Kyle raises that hammer....

Covert Jay: DRRRRAAAAAAAAGGGGGGOOOOOONNNNN!!!

Vinegar: Alex Kiseragi comes from nowhere and grabs hold of Kyle Tacker's wrist...

Lieberjosch: And Marek is in position...ISHIKAWA EXPLOSION!

Vinegar: Kiseragi screams at Chartreuse to make the count as he struggles with Tacker, the referee looks in shock at the fact a match has unfolded in the time it has taken him to find the word 'lawnmower', and he quickly gets to his knee's...


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Dennis: Here is you're winner.....MMMMMMMMAAAAAAARRRRRREEEEEEEKKKKK DAAAAAAAIIIIIISSSSSSSUUUUUUKKKKKKEEEEEE!!!!

Vinegar: Alex Kiseragi ensures that Marek Daisuke will be in the cage with him at Battleground, by helping the man who was his friend until about an hour ago qualify tonight.

Covert Jay: I'm not sure how much help he actually needed, but it was a telling gesture from Alex. He can't see Marek as too much of a threat if he felt the need to keep an eye on his match with Montana and Tacker...

Vinegar: Well if he wants Marek, he'll certainly get him on October 18th!

[T-Robosaurus Rex]

Dennis: Ladies and Gentlemen the next match is our Main Event, is a Triple Threat Cooperative match and is for the UGWC Cooperative Championship.

Covert Jay: I feel sorry for most of the guys in this match, they deserve a hell of a lot better than what they're gonna get.

Vinegar: Huh?

Covert Jay: Well what should have been an epic encounter is, in all likeliness going to be a bag of rotting toad. Remember the disclaimer, I think that was aimed at fans of the guys in the main event more than anyone else.

Vinegar: I can't see how a match with Declan Prescott, Donovan Hastings, Phrixus Deimos and Jet Somers could be bad.

Lieberjosch: you forgot Andy Savana and Alan Fernandez.

Covert Jay: I don't think he forgot.

“Phucking Phreak”

Dennis: Introducing first, Alan Fernandez and Phrixus Deimos.......EEEEEFFFFFF EEEEEESSSSS SSSSSEEEEEE!!!

Vinegar: The former UGWC World Heavyweight Champion made a fairly obvious pick for this match and went with a man he knows well, and has won many a title with in the past.

Lieberjosch: it helps that he is the only person in UGWC who9 can stand to be around Phrixus for more than a few moments at a time.

Vinegar: This could be a monumental night as these LWF Legends reform for the first time in a long time.

Covert Jay: It really is a Dear Diary moment isn't it?

“Ripper”

Dennis: Introducing next, from Hartford....DOOOOOONNNNOOOOVVVVVAAAAAAAANNNN HAAAASSSTTTIIINNNGSSS!!!

Vinegar: Everyone expected UGWC's first ever World heavyweight Champion to pick his long term ally and TWiSTeD comrade Travis Roberts for this match, but he pulled a partner from left field.

Lieberjosch: Because he clearly is not interested in the Cooperative Championships, why waste his time with them, when the main goal is the other piece of gold Declan Prescott carries with him.

Covert Jay: yeah, lets be honest, who wants to spend their Monday nights regularly tangling with the Royal First Battalion?

“Everybody Down”

Dennis: And his partner, from Deep Creek.....JJJJJJJJEEEEEETTTTTT SOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMEEEEEERRRRRSSSSS!!!

Vinegar: And here is that surprise pick himself, Crazy Opie himself, Jet Somers.

Lieberjosch: Not that mcuh of a surprise really, whenever Donovan has some unwanted business he generally turns to Jet to do his bidding, it's actually quite sad.

Vinegar: Jet has his own motivations for being in this match, he's been gunning for Phrixus and Fernandez since before Outlast, and I get the feeling he wouldn't mind going toe to toe with our World Champion.

Lieberjosch: Which will be just fine by Hastings, soften up his Battleground opponents for him.

“Saints of Los Angeles”

Dennis: And introducing their opponents, The current UGWC Cooperative Champions....DDEEECCCLLLLLAAAAAANNNN PREEEESSSCCCOOOOOTTTTT & Andy Savana....THHHHEEEEE SSSSSSSAAAAAAIIIIIIINNNNNTTTTTSSSSS OOOOOFFFFF LOOOOOOSSSSSS AAAAAAANNNNGGGGGEEEELLLLLEEEEEESSSS!!!

Vinegar: This is the first opportunity the fans have had to see Declan Prescott in the ring since his stunning victory at the Outlast Pay-per-View which crowned him World Heavyweight Champion.

Lieberjosch: I think this Cooperative Title reign is just as impressive, carrying Andy Savana to gold is no easy feat, in fact many would have said it was an impossible task until Declan proved otherwise.

Vinegar: Andy Savana has been far more than the myth that preceeded him before UGWC, he remains to be enigmatic, but has, without doubt, brief flashes of brilliance.

Covert Jay: Brilliance?

Vinegar: He's defiantly not awful.

Covert jay: I concede he is more than very decent, but brilliant is stretching things somewhat.

Vinegar: All the teams are in position now, and we are about to get this title match underway. Andy Savana and Fernandez volunteer to go first, and Hastings kindly allows Jet Somers to start things off.

Lieberjosch: And Jet quickly whips Savana to a corner, before turning on Alan and sweeping his legs from underneath him, before then slamming him with some mounted punches...

Vinegar: Andy Savana tries to pull him off, but Jet shrugs his shoulder and sends Savana stumbling backwards, but the distraction is just enough for Fernandez to reach up and thumb Somers in the eye and escape his clutches.

Lieberjosch: Savana is quickly upon Hernandez and takes him back down with a hip toss, and then turns into a short arm clothesline from a rising Somers.

Vinegar: Fernandez is up again however and he gets behind Jet, and whips him into The FSC's corner. He follows him in with a shoulder barge, and then tags out to Phrixus, who qucikly gets in and stamps on Somers head.

Lieberjosch: Savana however storms in and takes Deimos down with a bulldog, before preventing Jet from rising by planting another boot to his face...he then dodges as Phrixus comes at him from the ground, gets behind him...and rolls him up....



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Vinegar: Fernandez in quickly to break the pin attempt, and is then ushered out of the ring. Somers now back on his feet and he charges at Andy Savana, who is hit with full force by a brutal spear that lifts him off his feet and carries him across the ring before crashing into the canvas.

Lieberjosch: Jet rises and turns, hitting an uppercut into Deimos' midsection as the former World Champion tries to advance on him, and then slams him into the floor with a reverse russian leg sweep, Deimos crashes into the floor...and Jet climbs over him...

Vinegar: Jethammer!

Lieberjosch: Jet leaning backwards and exerting huge amounts of stress on Phrixus' back...

Vinegar: Savana tags out....

Lieberjosch: And Declan breaks the hold on Jet with a thunderous clothesline...

Vinegar: And all of a sudden Donovan has got animated on the canvas and is screaming for Jet to get up...Declan approaches Jet...and jet rolls out from his grasp, and then leaps onto the middle rope, before launching himself at Prescott and wrapping his legs around his neck and taking him to the floor with a flying head scissors...all whilst keeping his eyes fixed on Donovan.

Lieberjosch: Phrixus up though, and as Jet turns he is caught in a DDT which sends his head crushing into the ground, which receives a wry smile from Donovan...

Vinegar: Declan back up and he locks up with Phrixus, and Jet gets to his feet and makes his way towards his corner...but Donovan drops off the canvas as Somers searches for the tag...

Lieberjosch: He's got something in his boot, look he's emptying it out...

Vinegar: that's not what he is doing, he is leaving Jet in their to get beat on...

Lieberjosch: If Jet didn't expect that he has finally hit the depths of Cockatoo-esque retardation...

Vinegar: the roll of the eyes from Jet suggests he was indeed expecting such a response, and he rolls onto his feet, just as Prescott suplexes Deimos to the floor...

Lieberjosch: jet ready to take on the World Champion again and goes to lock up...

Vinegar: But, Prescott slips behind him, and gets him into a Full Nelson position...

Lieberjosch: Jet struggling...

Vinegar: But Prescott kicks a leg out, and then spins him round, and into a Pedigree...

Lieberjosch: He then turns back to Phrixus and drags him over to the corner where he tags Andy Savana back in...and lifts Phrixus up for a spine buster, as Andy Savana hits a neckbreaker...

Vinegar: Somers though back to his feet as Savana gets to his, and Andy hasn't seen him...

Lieberjosch: But Prescott has...

Vinegar: BLACK LIGHT!

Lieberjosch: Declan preventing Somers from getting his hand on his partner, but is then escorted out of the ring...

Vinegar: Savana now trying to finish things off by whipping Phrixus back into his own corner before going for the cover...


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Lieberjosch: NO! Jet manages to kick out just before the recently tagged in Fernandez slams his foot down on the back of Savana...

Vinegar: And Donovan has not got back on the canvas, in fact he is slowly making his way around the ring towards the World Heavyweight Champion....

Lieberjosch: In the ring Savana is now going toe to toe with Fernandez , both men exchanging punches., and Savana gets the upper hand and manages to double Fernandez over....and then he hits a Double Underhook DDT!

Vinegar: Donovan now grabbing himself a chair, and making steady progress towards Declan, who is too involved in the match to see the TWiSTeD Lord sneaking up on him from behind...

Covert Jay: This seems familiar, almost feels like he should have a hammer...

Lieberjosch: Savana turns to Jet who is getting to his feet, and takes him straight back down with an armbar, and instantly lets go to turn his attention back to the rising Fernandez...

Vinegar: And now Hastings is directly behind Declan, and he gets ready to drive that chair into the back of his legs...

Lieberjosch: Savana hit's an Enzirugi taking Fernandez down...

Vinegar: DANIEL HANSON IS HERE! He grabs the chair off of a stunned Donovan, and waves his finger at him...

Covert Jay: Declan is shocked as he turns as sees what is happening below him...Hanson rises that chair...

Lieberjosch: As Savana rises Hernandez to his feet once more...

Vinegar: And now Tarvis Roberts is here, and he slams into hanson with a forearm, causing Hanson to drop the chair...AND COLLAPSE!!!

Lieberjosch: Savana has neglected to pay attention to Jet Somers...who rolls him up!!!



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Vinegar:Daniel Hansonhas collapsed to the floor and his eyes have rolled back as his eyelids blink repeatedly...it looks like he's having a fit...he only took a Forearm!?!?!?

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Vinegar: Prescott has dropped to the arnea floor and is coruched over Daniel Hanson who's whole body is twitching uncontrollably....Travis Roberts is stunned, as is the Lord Chief as they both just stare....

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Dennis: Here are your winners, and NEW Cooperative Champions....Donovan Hastings and JJJJEEEETTTTT SOOOOOMMMEMEERRRRSSS!!

Vinegar: Travis Roberts and Donovan Hastings are retreating up the ramp as quickly as they can, and Declan Prescott just looks up from the twitching body of his best friend and glares TWiSTeD as they back up towards the GlobaTron.

Lieberjosch: Savana looks shocked at the loss, and looks around for Declan, and then sees what made his partner unable to make the save, and he rolls out of the ring as the paramedics rush to ringside and strap Hanson onto a stretcher.

Vinegar: We may have new Cooperative Champions, but it seems Daniel Hanson is in some serious trouble after a single forearm from Travis Roberts, and Declan Prescott looks like he is in a state of severe shock as he accompanies the stretcher out of the arena. With these remarkable scenes we have to end this transmission. Keep logging into UGWC.com to follow the aftermath of tonights show. G'night!

[T-Robosaurus Rex]

Credits

Osirus vs Gordy
Virus

TPT On Location
Travis Pierce

Poison vs Sheena
T-Rob

A-Kis in Ring
Bryan and Matt?

Cooperative Match
T-Rob

Battleground Qualifier
T-Rob

Main Event
T-Rob

[blackhart]

Booo. DarkBain didnt follow Poison!

[hellion]

lol, Bad ass show, looking forward to the next, begins chanting... Synergy... Synergy... Synergy...

[EZRA]

Good show. I don't think anyone is gonna nitpick since T-Rob did write 90% of the show. I liked it a lot. T-Pierce stepping on the kids foot was epic. Well done, T-Rob and the few others that chipped in.

[Jet Somers]

Despite the lack of time, it was still very entertaining.

Virus, it's hard as hell to bitch when you stepped out and helped, my advice is only to look at past shows and see how our announcers' personalities are.

Great segments, decent quick matches, I'm not upset.

And...

Coop Champs? Interesting turn of events... promo this week should be interesting.

[Alex Kiseragi]

This show was AWESOME. Especially Covert Jay.

Oh and you're real funny Rob, don't think I didn't notice.

[Jason Tacker]

Very awesome show, as it had a little bit of everything thrown in. Loved the little disclaimer at the beginning of the show, and Somers being Hastings partner was something that I had not seen coming at all. Looking forward to what might develop on the way to Battleground as well.