Post by T-Robosaurus Rex on Nov 8, 2010 22:14:38 GMT -5
Vinegar: Ladies and Gentlemen welcome to another action packed edition of UGWC Synergy.
Lieberjosch: Despite the amount of matches on the card I can't pretend tio be too excited, I have a big feeling one or two matches are going to be damp squibs.
Covert Jay: Damn you Call of Duty Black ops midnight launch!
Lieberjosch: Huh?
Covert Jay: it's clearly the reason for the recapping goodness that is undoubtedly going to follow.
Vinegar: how do you know recaps will follow?
Covert Jay: Because there was a midnight launch of Call of Duty in the UK.
Vinegar: I don't follow.
Covert Jay: Because you are not a ninja.
Dennis: Ladies and Gentlemen the next contest is a Triple Threat match!
“Dirty World”
Dennis: Introducing first...POOOOIIIIISSSSSOOOONNNN!!!
Vinegar: Poison coming off the back of an impressive win against the Battleground Runner up Travis Pierce last week, can she keep her momentum up?
Lieberjosch: I doubt it.
“Twisted Transistor”
Dennis: Introducing next, CCCYYYYYYYYNNNIIIICCCC!!!
Vinegar: This is Cynic's second appearance in UGWC lets see if he can make a better impression this time around.
Lieberjosch: I doubt it.
“Firefly”
Dennis: And finally introducing, Medos!
Vinegar: And here comes UGWC's regular almost man, Medos. Often Medos has threatened to break into the Main Event, but has yet to cement himself a place there. With Horizons only weeks away, can he start another route towards the top here tonight.
Lieberjosch: Doubt it!
Vinegar: All three competitors are in the ring, and the bell is sounded and this one is underway.
[Now hopefully none of you are too shocked to see this match getting recapped, given the lack of participation by two thirds of the competitors. In many ways it feels like an unnecessary waste of this authors time to tell you what occurs before the inevitable conclusion of this match, but alas this author is clearly mildly retarded and will do so none the less. Briefly.
Both Cynic and Poison are ironically very keen to get this one under way, and both charge at each other, take each other down and then spend the following few minutes rolling around kicking, slapping and pulling one another's hair. It's only when Cynic manages to scratch a line, drawing blood, down Poisons face that one of the two gets the upper hand. As the demented Clown gets to his feet though, he has clearly forgotten that this is a triple threat match, that or he just doesn't understand the concept due to his newness to the industry, and as he stands over the writhing Poison, Medos runs against the ropes and then hits the Transatlantic Trouble to the back of Cynic's head, sending the clown down to the floor once more.
Medos then goes on to get Poison to her feet, and hit her with a quick succession of moves including The Swift boot, followed by the Re-Admittance and finally topped off with the Spinning to Defeat. But as Poison lies on the canvas a broken mess, Cynic manages to get to his feet, and he fruitlessly tries to hook up with Medos, who manages to spin out, send Cynic into the ropes, and then charge into him slamming an elbow into his forehead, before throwing him to the floor, leaping to the top rope and then hitting The Lionheart, before making the cover.]
1...
2...
3!!!
Dennis: Here is your winner....MMMMMEEEEEEEDDDDDDOOOOOOSSSS!!!
Vinegar: Medos making easy work of his two opponents to open up the show tonight.
Lieberjosch: It's almost like the other two didn't even show up.
Covert Jay: Well, duh!
Lieberjosch: Despite the amount of matches on the card I can't pretend tio be too excited, I have a big feeling one or two matches are going to be damp squibs.
Covert Jay: Damn you Call of Duty Black ops midnight launch!
Lieberjosch: Huh?
Covert Jay: it's clearly the reason for the recapping goodness that is undoubtedly going to follow.
Vinegar: how do you know recaps will follow?
Covert Jay: Because there was a midnight launch of Call of Duty in the UK.
Vinegar: I don't follow.
Covert Jay: Because you are not a ninja.
Dennis: Ladies and Gentlemen the next contest is a Triple Threat match!
“Dirty World”
Dennis: Introducing first...POOOOIIIIISSSSSOOOONNNN!!!
Vinegar: Poison coming off the back of an impressive win against the Battleground Runner up Travis Pierce last week, can she keep her momentum up?
Lieberjosch: I doubt it.
“Twisted Transistor”
Dennis: Introducing next, CCCYYYYYYYYNNNIIIICCCC!!!
Vinegar: This is Cynic's second appearance in UGWC lets see if he can make a better impression this time around.
Lieberjosch: I doubt it.
“Firefly”
Dennis: And finally introducing, Medos!
Vinegar: And here comes UGWC's regular almost man, Medos. Often Medos has threatened to break into the Main Event, but has yet to cement himself a place there. With Horizons only weeks away, can he start another route towards the top here tonight.
Lieberjosch: Doubt it!
Vinegar: All three competitors are in the ring, and the bell is sounded and this one is underway.
[Now hopefully none of you are too shocked to see this match getting recapped, given the lack of participation by two thirds of the competitors. In many ways it feels like an unnecessary waste of this authors time to tell you what occurs before the inevitable conclusion of this match, but alas this author is clearly mildly retarded and will do so none the less. Briefly.
Both Cynic and Poison are ironically very keen to get this one under way, and both charge at each other, take each other down and then spend the following few minutes rolling around kicking, slapping and pulling one another's hair. It's only when Cynic manages to scratch a line, drawing blood, down Poisons face that one of the two gets the upper hand. As the demented Clown gets to his feet though, he has clearly forgotten that this is a triple threat match, that or he just doesn't understand the concept due to his newness to the industry, and as he stands over the writhing Poison, Medos runs against the ropes and then hits the Transatlantic Trouble to the back of Cynic's head, sending the clown down to the floor once more.
Medos then goes on to get Poison to her feet, and hit her with a quick succession of moves including The Swift boot, followed by the Re-Admittance and finally topped off with the Spinning to Defeat. But as Poison lies on the canvas a broken mess, Cynic manages to get to his feet, and he fruitlessly tries to hook up with Medos, who manages to spin out, send Cynic into the ropes, and then charge into him slamming an elbow into his forehead, before throwing him to the floor, leaping to the top rope and then hitting The Lionheart, before making the cover.]
1...
2...
3!!!
Dennis: Here is your winner....MMMMMEEEEEEEDDDDDDOOOOOOSSSS!!!
Vinegar: Medos making easy work of his two opponents to open up the show tonight.
Lieberjosch: It's almost like the other two didn't even show up.
Covert Jay: Well, duh!