Sentinel 22/03/08

[T-Robosaurus Rex]

Vinegar: Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to another edition of GIW Sentinel! I'm Nicholas Vinegar, here with Daniel Hanson as always, and we're only seven short days away from this company's biggest PPV yet - Black Axis!

Hanson: And the superstars of GIW are just as aware of that fact as you, Nick. Tensions have been reaching boiling point as of late and I’m sure there are gonna be some explosions tonight!

Vinegar: Let’s just hope they’re not Vick Ace’s kind.

Ace: I heard that ******** licker!

Vinegar: Go stare at a watch, you big ****** of ****!

Hanson: Okay, let’s not get into this again!

As if hearing Hanson’s words, the arena suddenly turns pitch black. The building echoes with a variety of eerie, haunting sounds. As the lights return, Lord Deathman has appeared in the ring on one knee. Only feet away, Misery stands tall behind him.

Dennis: The following match is scheduled for one fall! Introducing first, being accompanied by Misery, from The Dark and weighing in at 370 pounds, The Darkness, The Creator Of Ultra Violence... LOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRD DEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATHMAAAAAAAAN!!!!!!!

Deathman rises to his feet and casts a foreboding stare towards the entrance ramp.

Almost immediately, “Trogdor” smashes into play over the arena sound system. Progdoor stomps his way down the ramp and pretends to breathe fire over the nearby fans. A massive eruption of pyro explodes behind him simultaneously.

Dennis: And the opponent, from BURNiTOPIA and weighing in at 213 pounds, Mr. BURNiNATOR... PROGDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRR!!!!!!

Progdoor storms into the ring and begins roaring at Deathman. Misery rolls here eyes and exits the ring, as the bell sounds.

Vinegar: He we go in what should be a very ‘interesting’ match. Progdoor is making his in-ring debut here, so I really haven’t the faintest clue about what to expect.

Hanson: And if Deathman has his way, this match will also be Progdoor’s last!

Vinegar: The action has kicked off! Progdoor springs into motion and leaps onto Deathman! HE’S BITING DEATHMAN’S FOREHEAD!!!

Hanson: But Deathman wraps a hand around Progdoor’s throat and slams him harshly into the mat, spine first. That’s some incredible power from Deathman and nothing less than what we’ve come to expect from the giant.

Vinegar: But Progdoor isn’t done yet! He’s back to his feet and he -

Hanson: Walks straight into a kick to the face from Deathman...

Vinegar: Well it’s still early going here, just give Proggy a chance.

Hanson: No, this match, along with ‘Proggy’s’ hopes of survival, is finished. Deathman is signalling for the Graveyard Effect.

Vinegar: Progdoor is slowly clambering to his feet AND DEATHMAN GRABS HIM!!! DEATHMAN NAILS THE GRAVEYARD EFFECT!!! THE SAME MOVE THAT PUT LEVI WITHAM IN THE HOSPITAL!!!

Hanson: One. Two. Three! Thankfully, this one is done.

Dennis: The winner of the match... LOOOOOOORD DEAAAAAAAAAATHMAAAAAAN!!!!

Vinegar: But Deathman isn’t done yet! He’s pulling the lifeless Progdoor up by the neck! Dammit, this is uncalled for!!

Hanson: Deathman made a statement on Witham last week and it seems he plans on doing the same tonight.

Vinegar: No! This isn’t right!!

As Deathman holds the lifeless Progdoor, the titration cuts to a hospital room. One man lies in a bed, covered by white sheets and bandages. A second young man is seated next to his fallen comrade. The man in the chair stands and solemnly, but determinedly, walks towards the camera. He stops only inches away from the lens, revealing his angered face to be that of Sean Jensen. He speaks into the camera, his voice fuelled with a hoarse hatred.

Jensen: Deathman, listen to me and listen well! I’m sick and tired of you hurting my friends! My brother is lin a coma because you attacked him from behind! Now you want to hurt Progdoor after the match is over?! You’re a coward and you sicken me!

Hanson: How does Sean know what’s going on?!

Vinegar: We’re on live broadcast around the country, Daniel.

Jensen: And I’m not going to tolerate it a second longer! You hear me Deathman?! At Black Axis, I CHALLENGE YOU!!! I’m going to put an end to this destruction personally! And after I’m done with you, you’ll be lucky if you can ever stand again... let alone compete. WHAT DO YOU SAY?!

Deathman casts a commanding stare towards Misery. She takes a spare mic from ringside and tosses it to Deathman. He catches it without looking and stares up, towards the titantron.

Deathman: I accept!

Without warning, Deathman smashes the microphone over Progdoor’s head. Progdoor falls lifelessly to the canvas, blood dribbling out of his forehead.

Jensen: YOU’RE GOING TO PAY FOR THIS!!!

Vinegar: MY GOD! Jensen has had enough of Deathman and has issued the challenge! At Black Axis, I won't be surprised if these men destroy each other!!!

Hanson: I’m sure they’re thinking the same thing!

[T-Robosaurus Rex]

"Faint" begins smashing over the arena sound system, as Chris Austin emerges onto the stage, with the Hardcore Championship strapped around his wast. He is met with a mixed reaction of both jeers and cheers, as he begins marching down the ramp.

Dennis: The following match will be contested under HARDCORE RULES! Introducing first, from San Diego, California and weighing in at 227 pounds, The Next Great One, the GIW HARDCORE CHAMPION.... CHRRRRRRRRRRRRIS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUSTIN!!!!!

Austin makes his way up the ring steps and then ascends to the top rope. He unbuckles the Hardcore Championship and holds it high above his head, being met with a divided reaction a second time.

Hanson: There he is. A man who is truly hardcore in every sense of the word. I'm so glad we have him representing us as one of our Champions. It's an honour, Nick.

Vinegar: I disagree entirely. But regardless, this will be the third encounter between Chris Austin and Great White and this is a decider of sorts, as both men have one victory over the other.

Hanson: Yeah, but you're forgetting one thing. Great White put Austin through a table. He got lucky, Nick. He's never pinned Austin or made him submit.

Vinegar: And, as I recall, when Austin defeated Great White, he had to cheat and use a pair of brass knuckles.

Hanson: But he can't cheat tonight, because there are no rules! And you know what that means?

"Morgenstern" smashes into play.

Vinegar: That the playing field is level and that we're going to see this man more aggressive than we ever have before.

Great White emerges on the stage, to a massive cheer from the audience. Charley 'Joka' White soon makes his way onto the stage, closely following his brother.

Dennis: And the opponent, being accompanied to the ring by Charley 'Joka' White, weighing in at 405 pounds... GRRRRRRRRRREAT WHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITE!!!!!!!

Great White marches down the ramp and enters the ring, via the steel steps. As soon as he is through the ropes, Chris Austin charges!

Vinegar: AUSTIN JUST LEVELLED GREAT WHITE WITH THE SOCAL GUTCHECK!!! HE MAKES THE COVER! ONE! TWO! TH - GREAT WHITE KICKS OUT!!!

Hanson: Incredible speed and intelligence by The Next Great One. He knows he's going to have to throw everything he has at White from the very beginning.

Vinegar: Austin is a little frustrated Great White kicked out there, but he knows that it'll take more than one move to keep Great White down - even if it is the SoCal Gutcheck. Now he's picked up the Hardcore Championship and he's bashing it into Great White's ribs!!! Over and over!!!

Hanson: But Great White is able to counter! Oh no!

Vinegar: Great White has grabbed the arms of Chris Austin and prevented The Next Great One's attack. Now Great White swings Austin like a rag doll and sends him face first into the middle turnbuckle!!! What unbelievable strength from Great White!! He just threw Austin halfway across the ring, while lying on the canvas!

Hanson: And Great White is getting back up, but Austin is ready to attack.

Vinegar: Right you are, as Austin smashes a dropkick into Great White's midsection! White has been winded here, as he stumbles backwards onto the ropes. Austin charges again, but White is able to get a boot up and hits a stern kick right into Austin's face! The Hardcore Champion isn't down for long though and quickly springs back to a vertical base. But Great White smashes him right back down with a Samoan drop!

Hanson: That was some massive impact there, but Austin landed within an arms reach of the Hardcore belt! Ha! White tries to pull him back up, but Austin smashes the Championship into the brute's face! That was a huge mistake by Great White and Austin took full advantage.

Vinegar: Right you are, as Austin is able to scramble back to his feet and land a stiff kick into White's gut. White drops to one knee and Austin smashes the Hardcore Title straight into the big man's face. Now Austin is exiting the ring, as Great White has been laid out in the middle of the canvas.

Hanson: Austin has taken a chair out from underneath the ring! Things are about to get really hardcore!

Vinegar: Joka is watching on here and Austin seems wary. Great White's brother has made no attempts to interfere yet and lets hope it stays that way. But now Austin is back in the ring, as Great White is back to his knees. The Next Great One swings that steel chair like a madman, BUT WHITE PUNCHES IT BACK INTO AUSTIN'S FACE!!! WHAT INHUMAN POWER FROM GREAT WHITE! HE MUST HAVE BROKEN HIS HAND!!

Hanson: It doesn't seem broken, as he's using it to pummel Austin with a barrage of fists! This is bad!

Vinegar: Great White is superhuman! Now he whips Austin to the ropes, rebounding the Hardcore Champion straight into a back body drop ONTO THE CHAIR!!! NOW GREAT WHITE HAS TAKEN HOLD OF THE HARDCORE TITLE!!

Hanson: That not yours, you big dummy!

Vinegar: But he's allowed to use it in this match! And that's exactly what he does! BAM! Great White just smashed that Title belt into Austin's head! Again and again! Great White is showing no mercy here!!!

Hanson: Austin is out of it, now. White is ruthless. Now he's taking that chair and stuffing it in the corner, between the top and middle ropes. What is this Neanderthal doing?

Vinegar: Whatever it is, it's not going to be good for Chris Austin, I know that much. Speaking of, White has now grabbed Austin by the hair and has pulled him to his feet. He's dragging him towards that chair in the corner. GREAT WHITE BASHES AUSTIN'S HEAD INTO THE CHA - NO!! AUSTIN IS ABLE TO GET BOTH HIS HANDS ON THE ROPE AND HOLD HIMSELF AWAY FROM THAT CHAIR!!

Hanson: But how long can he last against Great White's strength?!

Vinegar: Not long, as White clubs him to the mat with a huge fist! Now he pulls Austin up AND BASHES HIM FACE FIRST INTO THE CHAIR! AUSTIN HAS BEEN LAID OUT HERE AND GREAT WHITE MAKES THE COVER! ONE! TWO! THRE - AUSTIN KICKS OUT!!!

Hanson: And that had to be purely out of instinct. I don't think Austin has a clue of where he is right now.

Vinegar: Great White pulling The Next Great One up from the mat once more, but Austin connects with a fist to the groin!! HE LOOKS FOR THE SOBE CYCLONE!!!

Hanson: HA! HE GOT HIM!

Vinegar: NO! White counters and shoves Austin into the ropes with all his strength!! Austin comes racing back AND GREAT WHITE GRABS HIM BY THE THROAT!!! CHOKE SLAM COMING UP!!!! BUT AUSTIN BREAKS FREE IN MIDAIR!!! HE LANDS ON THE MAT AND CHARGES!!! SOCAL GUTCHECK SENDS GREAT WHITE CRASHING INTO THE STEEL CHAIR IN THE CORNER!!!! AUSTIN COLLAPSES ON TOP OF WHITE!!!! ONE!!! TWO!!!! THREE!!!!!

Hanson: YES! HE DID IT!!!

Dennis: Here is your winner.... CHRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRIS AAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUSTIN!!!!!!!!!

Vinegar: I don't believe it!! Austin is barely conscious and probably can't stand on his own, but he still managed to pull out the victory!!

Hanson: Well of course he did. He's hardcore!!!

Vinegar: And you know Savage must be watching this footage and Chris Austin has just proven himself as the most formidable of enemies.

Hanson: Tonight Chris Austin has defeated the monster, but not the master. And when that Hardcore Title is on the line, Savage is going to fight like we've never seen him fight before.

Vinegar: And, rest assured, so will Austin. It's going to be one hell of a match at Black Axis, that's for sure.

The camera now cuts to Progdoor sitting on a stretcher backstage, holding an ice pack to his forehead. Dr. Professor is also on the scene.

Professor: How are you feeling, Progdoor my good man?

Progdoor: Rawr! Roar roaw raw!

Professor: Indeed.

Brandon McSkinny enters the scene, smiling more broadly than usual.

Skinny: HEEEEY PROGEEEEEE!!!

Progdoor: ...

Skinny: DECLEEEN SAID NOW I'M ONLEEE THE SEECOOND BEEGEST JOOBA EEVAR!!!! HEEEE SAID I CEN MAKE PROGEEEE MY BEETCH!!!

Dr. Professor: The audacity of this man is incomprehensible!

Progdoor, his eyes red with rage, rises to his feet and begins marching towards the still smiling Skinny.

Dr. Professor: You should be resting, old boy!

Progdoor comes face-to-face with Skinny and stares into his eyes, with a deep hatred.

Progdoor: RRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Skinny: EEP!

Dr. Professor: Good grief, Progdoor states that it is on!

Progdoor: ROAR!

Dr. Professor: No, forgive me, I stand corrected. It is not on... it is on!!!!

The camera now returns to the the GIW arena.

Vinegar: MCSKINNY VS. PROGDOOR AT BLACK AXIS!!! IT'S ON!!!

Hanson simply coughs loudly.

[T-Robosaurus Rex]

"The Air That I Breathe" begins blasting throughout the arena. Declan Prescott, with the Global Heavyweight Championship around his waist, and Cara Costello, who looks unusually nervous, step out onto the stage. The two are hand-in-hand and receive a large chorus of boos, as they make their way down the ramp.

Dennis: The following is the eight person mixed tag team match and it will be contested under one fall! Introducing first, residing in Los Angeles, California and weighing in at a combined weight of 345 pounds... CARRRRRRRRRRRA COSTEEEEEEEEELLO!!!!!!! And the GIW owner, The Significant Player, the GLOBAL HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION... DECLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN PREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESCOTT!!!!!!!

The pair make their way up the ring steps and Declan stretches the middle and bottom ropes with one hand and one foot. Cara climbs through and Declan nips over the top rope to follow her inside. He slides his arms around her waist and reassuringly kisses her on the neck, taking no notice of the fans, whatsoever.

The theme of Aragato and Komosube begins playing, as the pair emerge onto the stage. Aragato is decked in his harness of kendo sticks, while Komosube is dressed in a traditional kimono, with bowl of rice and sake carrying peasant accompanying him. All three men begin making their way towards the ring.

Dennis: And the partners, from Kyoto Japan and weighing in at a combined weight of 624 pounds... KOMOSUUUUUUUUUUUBE!!!!!! And, Mr. Deathman... ARAGAAAAAAAAAAAATTO!!!!!!

Komosube finishes off his rice and begins on his sake, as Aragato removes his harness of kendo sticks. The pair then enter the ring and take up positions on either side of Cara and Declan. Cara seems to grow very nervous and clutches onto Declan's arm. The three wrestlers, however, have set their attention squarely on the entrance stage.

"For Whom The Bell Tolls" hits, as the arena darkens and Aesc The Dark and Christina Lust appear on the stage. The arena fills with boos, as the two march towards the ring, hand-in-hand.

Dennis: And the opponents, from Parts Unknown and weighing in at a combined weight of I have no fucking clue, The Luscious One... CHRISTINAAAAAAAAA LUUUUUUUUUST!!!!! And, The Lord of Darkness, The Black Minister... AAAAAAAESC THE DAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRK!!!!!

The pair enter the ring and begin provocatively kissing in front of their opponents. Aesc then turns his attention to Declan and smiles broadly.

"Slither" hits, as Big B Brown strolls out from the curtain. He beats his chest in usual fashion, to a mixed reception from the fans. The cheers seem to slightly outweigh the boos.

Dennis: And the partner, from Harlem, New York and weighing in at 500 pounds, The 500 Pound Wrecking Machine.... BIIIIIIIIIIIG B BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROWN!!!!!!!

B makes his way down the ramp and enters the ring, via the steel steps. He shares an intense stare down with Aesc, before turning his attention to Komosube. There is a clear, angry fire burning in the eyes of both men.

"Kickstart My Heart" hits, as Brandon Brown comes racing onto the stage. He plays up to the large cheers he receives, by raising his arms and flexing his biceps. He begins jogging towards the ring, too focused on the participants of the match, to interact with the fans on his way there.

Dennis: And the partner, from Albion, Indiana and weighing in at 190 pounds.... BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRANDON BRRRRRRRRRRRRROWN!!!!

He slides into the ring and settles himself in a corner, away from both teams. Aesc and B give him dirty looks, which Brown simply winks back at.

Vinegar: Well Burke is handing down some harsh words to all the competitors in this match. He's going to have be on top form to enforce the rules here tonight.

Hanson: And the competitors know that, just as much as he does. This is going to be one interesting match up.

Vinegar: Now the competitors are heading to the apron, except for Big B and Komosube. It seems the two big men are going to start this match up.

Hanson: You mean the two fat men?

Vinegar: I know what I said. The two behemoths locks up and Komosube sends B reeling into the ropes with a stiff head butt. It seems Komosube is wasting no time here. He follows up with a stiff kick to B, sending him to his knees. A cracking fist to the skull takes Big B down completely.

Hanson: Komosube is big, strong and mean and he seems to be in a pretty foul mood tonight. But then, when isn't he?

Vinegar: Now Komosube is stomping away at the defenceless B! But Brandon on the apron, slaps Komosube across the face! Brandon helping his cousin and has enraged Komosube! The angry sumo swings wildly at Brandon, who wisely leaps off the apron! The distraction has given B time to recover and he gets to his feet straight under Komosube. He's lifted the sumo into an eclectric chair drop and BANG! B just sent Komosube spine first into the mat!!

Hanson: But why did Brandon help B? I thought they despised each other.

Vinegar: I don't rightly know if they do or not, but either way, it's obvious Brandon was acting for the team. He knows if he wants to win this match he's going to have to put his differences with his team mates aside.

Hanson: Well that's easier said than done when your team mate is Aesc The Dark!

Vinegar: Well Big B has used this opportunity to tag in Aesc. The Black Minister has entered the ring, as Komosube is getting back to his feet. Aesc with a harsh fist smashes the sumo right back down. He follows up with a leg drop and now starts stomping away at Komosube's head. Komosube is able to roll to his corner and tag in Aragato!

Hanson: And Mr. Deathmatch charges into the ring with no fear! Things are about to pick up!

Vinegar: Aesc swings for a clothesline! Aragato runs right underneath it and plants The Lord Of Darkness with a smashing roundhouse kick to the back of the skull!! Aesc goes spinning out of control and hits his opponent's team's corner spine first. Declan wraps his arms around Aesc's throat and starts choking him!! What a cowardly move!

Hanson: I think it's smart!

Vinegar: Glenn Burke reaches the count of four and Prescott breaks the illegal hold. Aesc instantly turns to face him, but Aragato scores a quick punch to his opponent's spine. Mr. Deathmatch follows up with a kick to Aesc's knees, taking The Black Minister down to the canvas.

Hanson: Aesc is falling victim to the numbers game here, which is a very smart move by his opponents.

Vinegar: Now Aragato is stomping away at Aesc. But Aesc grabs Aragato's foot and sends him spiralling to the canvas! Both men scramble back to their feet, but Aesc is first up! He levels Aragato with a smashing right fist! Mr. Deathmatch is back to his feet almost immediately, but Aesc harshly whips him into a corner inhabited by neither team!

Hanson: And Aesc charges after Aragato! What incredible speed for the big man!

Vinegar: But it's not fast enough, as Aragato springs to the side and Aesc goes crashing chest first into the turnbuckle! As he stumbles out, Aragato leaps onto the second rope and nails a springboard DDT! No, Aesc catches him over his shoulder and BANG! A powerful slam straight into the canvas! Aesc is back to his feet, but is close enough to his team's corner for Brandon Brown to score with a blind tag!

Hanson: Aesc looks furious! I don't blame him, Brandon will probably lose the match for his team!

Vinegar: Just stop it! Brandon is in the ring and is challenging Prescott to step in there too! Declan is calling over Aragato. He's actually going to answer the call?!?!

Hanson: Don't sound so surprised. I'm more concerned about Aragato letting Declan into the match!

Vinegar: Mr. Deathmatch reluctantly agrees, but he doesn't look very happy about it.

Hanson: That's what 'reluctantly' means, Nick.

Vinegar: Yes, yes. Now Declan enters the ring and it seems it's go time! It's the Infinity rematch that everyone, except for Prescott himself, has wanted to see! But Prescott tags in Komosube instead! Dammit, that coward!!

Hanson: Ha! That's not cowardice, it's brilliance. He's trying to anger Brandon and it's worked! He rushes towards Prescott on the apron, but Komosube intercepts him with a vicious clothesline! Brandon was just turned inside out!!

Vinegar: But he's quick back to his feet. Komosube instantly pounces with a shoulder block, but Brandon sidesteps the attack! He rebounds from the ropes and connects with a flying forearm! Komosube stumbles backwards and Brandon scores with an inverted atomic drop! Now Brandon with a pile driver, but Komosube counters! Brandon hits the canvas hard on his back.

Hanson: And Brandon rushes to his feet, but it's too late. Komosube takes him down with a smashing fist to the jaw. He's taken control of this match now.

Vinegar: And he pulls Brandon back up and lifts him up for a power bomb!!! But Brandon with some desperate fists ploughing into Komosube's skull. Komosube falls onto his back and Brown nips straight up to his feet! Komosube climbing back up AND BRANDON WITH THE SUPERKICK!!! NO!!! PRESCOTT OUT OF NOWHERE LEVELS BRANDON WITH THE SIGNIFICANT IMPACT!!!!

Hanson: HA! What a move!!

Vinegar: He's a damn cheater!! He rolls out of the ring, as Glenn Burke is screaming furiously at him!

Hanson: Oh no! Prescott exited the ring on the wrong side! BIG B BROWN IS STANDING ON THE APRON RIGHT NEXT TO HIM!!!

Vinegar: Prescott's life is flashing before his eyes, as Brown beats his chest like a gorilla AND THEN GOES SOARING OFF THE APRON!!!!!!

Hanson: NNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

Vinegar: MY GOD, PRESCOTT WAS JUST CRUSHED BY THE MOST DEVASTATING BELLY FLOP I'VE EVER SEEN!!!

Hanson: AND HE WAS SO YOUNG!!!

Vinegar: Cara is racing to the scene, meanwhile Komosube has grabbed Aesc by the head and pulls him over the top rope and into the ring!! Komosube is stomping away at Aesc, while Christina Lust has attacked Cara Costello on the outside!!! ALL HELL HAS BROKEN LOOSE HERE!!!

Dennis: CAT FIGHT!!!! CAT FIGHT! CAT FIGHT!!!

Vinegar: Declan Prescott was just crushed, as Big B is taunting to the fans. Costello and Lust are entangled in a vicious fight and Komosube is still working over Aesc in the ring! Meanwhile, Aragato has disappeared all together!!

Hanson: No! he just emerged from under the ring, right next to Big B! HE'S GOT THAT HARNESS OF KENDO STICKS ON!!

Vinegar: My God he's going to pummel Big B and Glenn Burke is too distracted with what's happening in the ring to see! Aragato whips out the first kendo stick and BAM!! HE JUST SHATTERED IT OVER BIG B'S SKULL! NOW THE SECOND SHOT! MY GOD THE BARRAGE OF KENDO STICKS HAS TAKEN B TO HIS KNEES AND ARAGATO IS STILL PUMMELLING THEM INTO THE BIG MAN'S HEAD!!!

Hanson: AND NOW HE'S TAKEN OUT THE FINAL KENDO STICK!!!

Vinegar: Big B is already bleeding profusely from the forehead, but that doesn't stop Aragato! BANG!!! BIG B WAS JUST SENT CRASHING TO THE FLOOR WITH THAT FINAL SHOT!!! B JUST SUFFERED THE 21 DEATHS IN FULL FORCE!!!!

Hanson: He looks totally unconscious! Now Aragato is removing the harness and has turned his attention to the brawling ladies. I can't blame him!

Vinegar: Aragato pulls Christina off Costello AND SENDS HER FACE FIRST INTO THE RING POLE!!!! MY GOD, CHRISTINA LUST HAS BEEN KNOCKED CLEAN OUT!!! THIS IS DISGUSTING BEHAVIOUR FROM ARAGATO!!!

Hanson: He was helping his team mate, that's all! And now he's getting back into the ring, just in time to see Aesc choke slam Komosube! The Black Minister was able to gain the upper hand!

Vinegar: Aragato rushes towards Aesc to avenge his tag partner, but is only met with a big boot!! Aragato is quick back to his feet, BUT AESC LEVELS HIM WITH THE SATANIC CONVERSION!!!! Now everyone except Aesc and Cara have been taken out!

Hanson: I think Aesc has realised this! He's staring at Cara and look at that grin on his face! GET OUT OF THERE CARA!!!!

Vinegar: Aesc is exiting the ring and Costello is bolting for her life!

Hanson: She's coming this way! I'll protect her, but I'll need you to protect me, Nick!

Vinegar: Figures... But regardless, Aesc has caught up with Cara and has grabbed a hold of her hair right here in front of us! HE'S TAKEN HER BY THE THROAT!!! HE'S GONNA CHOKE SLAM HER THROUGH OUR ANNOUNCE TABLE!!! DAMMIT, DON'T DO THIS AESC!!!!

Hanson: But back in the ring Brandon Brown is back up! He's making his way towards Komosube, who's still out cold.

Vinegar: Aesc has noticed this! He shoves Cara to the floor and climbs back into the ring! Dammit, that kind of behaviour is inexcusable!!

Hanson: I have to agree with you this time! Cara was defenceless! But luckily Vick Ace is here to comfort her. Wait a sec... GET AWAY FROM HER, YOU DIRTY *******!!!

Hanson leaps out of the commentary box and dives onto Vick Ace.

Vinegar: My broadcast partner has just left the scene! I'm here on my own now! And back in the ring, Brandon has covered Komosube!! ONE! TWO! THR - AESC PULLS BRANDON AWAY FROM KOMOSUBE!!! WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?! Aesc is saying he wants the pinfall! BRANDON SUPERKICKS HIM RIGHT IN THE FACE!! HE'S HAD ENOUGH!!! BUT KOMOSUBE IS BACK TO HIS FEET!! BRANDON WITH INCREDIBLE STRENGTH LIFTS HIM INTO A BRAINBUSTER!! HE MAKES THE COVER!!!! ONE!!! TWO!!!! THREE!!!! IT'S OVER! BRANDON BROWN HAS WON THE MATCH FOR HIS TEAM AND HE HAD TO TAKE OUT ONE OF HIS OWN PARTNERS TO DO IT!!!!!

Dennis: Your winners... CHRISTINA LUST, BIG B BROWN, AESC THE DARK AND BRRRRRRRRRRANDON BRRRRRRRRRRRROWN!!!!!!

Vinegar: My God, this is incredible!! Brandon Brown is the only man standing in this match that was nothing more than a street brawl and he had to take out one of his own team mates to win the match!! Is this a prophetic moment?! Will Brandon Brown be the last man standing at Black Axis when the Global Heavyweight Championship is on the line?! You'll just have to join us next week to find out! Until then, I'm Nicholas Vinegar and it's been a pleasure! Now I have to go help out Hanson, because Ace seems to be getting the upper hand!!

Vinegar charges towards the brawl between his broadcast partner and the timekeeper. The camera then cuts to Brandon Brown standing tall on the top rope, as "Kickstart My Heart" surges throughout the arena. The screen then fades to the GIW logo, followed by only blackness.