Post by T-Robosaurus Rex on Nov 15, 2010 21:23:51 GMT -5
Vinegar: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, WELCOME BACK TO ANOTHER EXCITING EDITION OF SYNERGY!
Lieberjosch: I doubt it will be exciting at all, I bet you $4,5065.75 that there will be at least four no showers by the end of tonight.
Vinegar: Why the precision?
Lieberjosch: I...uh....I just like to be precise ok? Now answer me this, how will it be exciting with no showers?
Covert Jay: HUTTAH! Ninja element of Surprise!
Vinegar: We have Cooperative action with Jet Somers and Andy Savana taking on Blessed Immortality.
Lieberjosch: Let’s hope the Hyena doesn’t return......did Prescott really name it after Enigmas Alter-Ego?
Covert Jay: He must be such a fan.
Vinegar: I do not know, but on the note of Enigma, we will see him team with the returning ‘Aussie Superstar’ JK against Russo and Tacker, and the Freak Show Central. And we will also see Declan Prescott take on Travis Pierce!
Covert Jay: A main event of Ninjaretic Proportions.
Vinegar: And with Horizons, literally on the Horizon, let’s get this show underway!
DING! DING!
Dennis: Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is scheduled for OOOOONNNNNNNEEEEEEE FAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!
‘What you want’ – KHZ
What You Want begins to play and she walks out atop the entranceway giving a quick twirl before tussling her hair and making her way down to the ring. She climbs up onto the ring apron and then crawls along the length of it before crawling into the ring and getting to her feet where she saunters to the middle of the ring.
Dennis: Introducing first, from Auckland, New Zealand, weighing in at 130lbs, this is the ‘Caramel coated Goddess’ GABRIEEEEEEELLLLLLLLEEEEEE MOOOOONNNNNTTTTTTGOOOOOMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEERRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Vinegar: Gabrielle with a bit of a run-in with Calypso Desmona last week, Cal is obviously not happy with the return of Gabrielle.
Lieberjosch: Yes, yes, not happy.....now stop distracting me so I can analyse her warm up techniques.
Covert Jay: Ninjarette sure is flexible.
‘Dirty World’ – Dope
Dennis: And the Opponent, from Dallas, Texas, weighing in at 112lbs, POOOOOOOOIIIIIIIISSSSSOOOOOOONNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!
Poison does not enter
Dennis: Um.... POOOOOOOOIIIIIIIISSSSSOOOOOOONNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!
Poison still does not show
Vinegar: What the.....
Lieberjosch: Damn, where the hell is she? Oh well, that’s one out of four down.....
Covert Jay: Bobby Ooley is on my headset, he wants us to play a video clip....I hope it’s Achmed the dead Terrorist....
Cut to backstage, and we are greeted with the door to Poison’s locker room. Loud banging noises on the door can be heard
Poison: LET ME THE FURK OUTTER HERE!!!!
Laughter from behind the camera, it pans around to see the smirking face of Osirus Blackheart. I guess you know where this is going, huh?
Blackheart: Finally, I will compete again....all I need to do is win without choking on my own saliva......then people will take me super cereal....
Osirus walks off as we switch back to the ring, as Marilyn Manson’s ‘Personal Jesus’ blasts through the P.A. system. Soon, he bursts through the curtains, expecting a big ovation, only to be met with a collective groan.
Lieberjosch: DAMNIT! This match was going to be hot! Why did we bring back the crazy guy?!?
Vinegar: I don’t know, but Gabrielle is rolling her eyes at this guy’s attention seeking behaviours....and he’s stopped.....he’s clutching his throat?
Covert Jay: He’s choking! Just like Tiger Woods has been the last few weeks!
Lieberjosch: And unfortunately, a fan smacks him hard on the back, an...EURGH! That is just gross! What the hell is that?
Vinegar: Drool, and a part of a Quarter Pounder?
Covert Jay: McDonalds, because you look like more of a man, with a Quarter Pounder in your hand!
Lieberjosch: Way to plug a fatty food store Jay.
Vinegar: Osirus sheepishly walks away from the spit up as our cleaning crew comes out to sterilise the ramp. He enters the ring, and he’s still trying to get some acknowledgement from the fans, to more groaning....now trying to hug Gabby? What the...
Lieberjosch: YES! Gabrielle with a huge kick to the area where his janglies WOULD be. Now that is entertaining!
Vinegar: The fans seem to agree with you there Dr., Gabby blowing a kiss to the fans, causing more cheers to erupt from the sell out crowd.
Lieberjosch: Osirus back on his feet....unfortunately....causing Gabrielle to again take the ass whore out with a hard forearm shot, sending the would be challenger tumbling to the outside.
Covert Jay: He just slammed his throat into that crowd barrier!
Lieberjosch: And he’s clutching his throat again.......is there nothing that doesn’t make this guy choke?
Vinegar: I heard rumours that he actually likes choking certain things.
Covert Jay: Ninja passed out!
Vinegar: Hazel East looking at Gabby’s fallen advisory, and back at the caramel coated goddess, they seem to be exchanging comments on the capability of some of the characters under contract before counting.
East: ONE!
TWO!
THREE!
FOUR!
FIVE!
SIX!
SEVEN!
EIGHT!
NINE!
TEN!
DING! DING!
Dennis: Your obvious winner........GABRIEEEELLLLLLEEEEEE MOOOONTGOOOOOOMMMMEEEERRRRYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Vinegar: What a poor showing by Osirus Blackheart!
Lieberjosch: Any showing by that guy is poor...
Before this debacle can get any worse, we cut to the locker room of the Aussie rebels, where JK is staring at the screen of his laptop, intently reading something. Ethan soon walks in
Ethan: Hey dude, congrats on the not guilty plea.
JK: Mmm.
Ethan*sarcastically*: You seem stoked, what’s up?
JK sighs deeply
JK: It’s nothing bro.....just this guy who thinks I actually did murder Brayden......it’s making me think that maybe I did murder him....
Ethan: Dude, don’t think like that. You know that you aren’t capable of something like that...
JK gets up and goes to leave the room
JK: I don’t know what I’m capable of anymore, mate.
Lieberjosch: I doubt it will be exciting at all, I bet you $4,5065.75 that there will be at least four no showers by the end of tonight.
Vinegar: Why the precision?
Lieberjosch: I...uh....I just like to be precise ok? Now answer me this, how will it be exciting with no showers?
Covert Jay: HUTTAH! Ninja element of Surprise!
Vinegar: We have Cooperative action with Jet Somers and Andy Savana taking on Blessed Immortality.
Lieberjosch: Let’s hope the Hyena doesn’t return......did Prescott really name it after Enigmas Alter-Ego?
Covert Jay: He must be such a fan.
Vinegar: I do not know, but on the note of Enigma, we will see him team with the returning ‘Aussie Superstar’ JK against Russo and Tacker, and the Freak Show Central. And we will also see Declan Prescott take on Travis Pierce!
Covert Jay: A main event of Ninjaretic Proportions.
Vinegar: And with Horizons, literally on the Horizon, let’s get this show underway!
DING! DING!
Dennis: Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is scheduled for OOOOONNNNNNNEEEEEEE FAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!
‘What you want’ – KHZ
What You Want begins to play and she walks out atop the entranceway giving a quick twirl before tussling her hair and making her way down to the ring. She climbs up onto the ring apron and then crawls along the length of it before crawling into the ring and getting to her feet where she saunters to the middle of the ring.
Dennis: Introducing first, from Auckland, New Zealand, weighing in at 130lbs, this is the ‘Caramel coated Goddess’ GABRIEEEEEEELLLLLLLLEEEEEE MOOOOONNNNNTTTTTTGOOOOOMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEERRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Vinegar: Gabrielle with a bit of a run-in with Calypso Desmona last week, Cal is obviously not happy with the return of Gabrielle.
Lieberjosch: Yes, yes, not happy.....now stop distracting me so I can analyse her warm up techniques.
Covert Jay: Ninjarette sure is flexible.
‘Dirty World’ – Dope
Dennis: And the Opponent, from Dallas, Texas, weighing in at 112lbs, POOOOOOOOIIIIIIIISSSSSOOOOOOONNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!
Poison does not enter
Dennis: Um.... POOOOOOOOIIIIIIIISSSSSOOOOOOONNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!
Poison still does not show
Vinegar: What the.....
Lieberjosch: Damn, where the hell is she? Oh well, that’s one out of four down.....
Covert Jay: Bobby Ooley is on my headset, he wants us to play a video clip....I hope it’s Achmed the dead Terrorist....
Cut to backstage, and we are greeted with the door to Poison’s locker room. Loud banging noises on the door can be heard
Poison: LET ME THE FURK OUTTER HERE!!!!
Laughter from behind the camera, it pans around to see the smirking face of Osirus Blackheart. I guess you know where this is going, huh?
Blackheart: Finally, I will compete again....all I need to do is win without choking on my own saliva......then people will take me super cereal....
Osirus walks off as we switch back to the ring, as Marilyn Manson’s ‘Personal Jesus’ blasts through the P.A. system. Soon, he bursts through the curtains, expecting a big ovation, only to be met with a collective groan.
Lieberjosch: DAMNIT! This match was going to be hot! Why did we bring back the crazy guy?!?
Vinegar: I don’t know, but Gabrielle is rolling her eyes at this guy’s attention seeking behaviours....and he’s stopped.....he’s clutching his throat?
Covert Jay: He’s choking! Just like Tiger Woods has been the last few weeks!
Lieberjosch: And unfortunately, a fan smacks him hard on the back, an...EURGH! That is just gross! What the hell is that?
Vinegar: Drool, and a part of a Quarter Pounder?
Covert Jay: McDonalds, because you look like more of a man, with a Quarter Pounder in your hand!
Lieberjosch: Way to plug a fatty food store Jay.
Vinegar: Osirus sheepishly walks away from the spit up as our cleaning crew comes out to sterilise the ramp. He enters the ring, and he’s still trying to get some acknowledgement from the fans, to more groaning....now trying to hug Gabby? What the...
Lieberjosch: YES! Gabrielle with a huge kick to the area where his janglies WOULD be. Now that is entertaining!
Vinegar: The fans seem to agree with you there Dr., Gabby blowing a kiss to the fans, causing more cheers to erupt from the sell out crowd.
Lieberjosch: Osirus back on his feet....unfortunately....causing Gabrielle to again take the ass whore out with a hard forearm shot, sending the would be challenger tumbling to the outside.
Covert Jay: He just slammed his throat into that crowd barrier!
Lieberjosch: And he’s clutching his throat again.......is there nothing that doesn’t make this guy choke?
Vinegar: I heard rumours that he actually likes choking certain things.
Covert Jay: Ninja passed out!
Vinegar: Hazel East looking at Gabby’s fallen advisory, and back at the caramel coated goddess, they seem to be exchanging comments on the capability of some of the characters under contract before counting.
East: ONE!
TWO!
THREE!
FOUR!
FIVE!
SIX!
SEVEN!
EIGHT!
NINE!
TEN!
DING! DING!
Dennis: Your obvious winner........GABRIEEEELLLLLLEEEEEE MOOOONTGOOOOOOMMMMEEEERRRRYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Vinegar: What a poor showing by Osirus Blackheart!
Lieberjosch: Any showing by that guy is poor...
Before this debacle can get any worse, we cut to the locker room of the Aussie rebels, where JK is staring at the screen of his laptop, intently reading something. Ethan soon walks in
Ethan: Hey dude, congrats on the not guilty plea.
JK: Mmm.
Ethan*sarcastically*: You seem stoked, what’s up?
JK sighs deeply
JK: It’s nothing bro.....just this guy who thinks I actually did murder Brayden......it’s making me think that maybe I did murder him....
Ethan: Dude, don’t think like that. You know that you aren’t capable of something like that...
JK gets up and goes to leave the room
JK: I don’t know what I’m capable of anymore, mate.