Post by Lord Hastings on Nov 22, 2010 20:34:18 GMT -5
Vinegar: Welcome too...
Lieberjosch: Another week where I am guaranteed to not see enough real wrestling.
Vinegar: Not what I was going too say...
Covert Jay: Another week with not enough Ninjas.
Vinegar: Again not what I was going to say.
Lieberjosch: We know what you'll say.
Covert Jay: You'll welcome us to another supposedly exciting edition of Synergy.
Lieberjosch: Exciting is a strong word Nick...and there's a weird vibe in the air almost like The Blessed One isn't going to have as stellar a night as he normally does.
Vinegar: You must have spider senses or something...anyway on a night where Declan Prescott and Donovan Hastings will meet inside a steel cage lets start things off with Ezekiel and Paul Cockatoo.
*Beds Are Burning
The original Aboriginal Paul Cockatoo makes his way down to the ring, smiling a big smile showing blindingly white teeth. as he walks down, he high fives a couple of fans, and if he can, manages to take a peek down some hot girls tops. he slides into the ring, and does an air drum solo to the drum solo of beds are burning, before flashing another smile to the crowd and awaiting his opponent.
*Chorus Of Angels
A hole opens in the entrance ramp and Ezekiel slowly rises in a circular motion. His wings are folded back, almost flat against him. As the song picks up, his wings suddenly extend outward as pyrotechnics go off all around him on the stage. He leans his head quickly to the left, then right, popping his neck. He walks down towards the ring as the music continues to play as his wings fold back into place. Ezekiel puts his hands into a praying motion before thrusting his arms downward, his wings spread and in one smooth motion he flies over the top rope and into the ring. His wings appear to fade out of sight as he climbs the turnbuckle and does the praying motion again before stepping down and stretching in the corner.
Vinegar: This is sure to be a great opening contest between two of the premier competitors of UGWC.
*Ding, ding.
Vinegar: And this one getting under way with the two men locking up in the center of the ring...an armdrag takedown by Paul but Ezekiel is quickly back to his feet and he takes Native Garret down with a snapmare.
Lieberjosch:...
Covert Jay:...
Vinegar: Paul back to his feet though and the two men start trading chops...thankfully our audience aren't paying homage to that saggy man-boobed idiot Ric Flair...no 'woos' in UGWC.
Lieberjosch:...
Covert Jay:...
Vinegar: Zeke wins out and then hits a low dropkick to Pauls knee and now stalking him and he hits a picture perfect dropkick right on the jaw.
Lieberjosch:...
Covert Jay:...
Vinegar: Now dropping a couple of elbows before pulling Paul too his feet and snapping off a quick suplex and here's the first pin of the match.
Referee: 1...
...2...
…
Vinegar: Paul kicks out before three...are you guys going to help out?
Lieberjosch: Well what do you expect in one corner we have a guy who believes he's an angel and in the other a guy whose friends with a murderer.
Vinegar: JK was found not guilty.
Lieberjosch: The system doesn't work Nick.
Vinegar: And let me guess Jay there aren't enough ninjas in the match?
Covert Jay: There never is! Covert Jay should get in there and fight for all Ninjakind.
The ninja obsessed Jay gets to his feet but Nicholas grabs him by the scruff off his neck and pulls him back down into his seat.
Vinegar: Zeke takes Paul down with another suplex and now brings him back to his feet...he's going for a DDT but Paul lifts Zeke up and flapjacks him into the canvas. Paul then hits a running crossbody on the Archangel as he got back to his feet. Paul now following this up with a powerslam and into the pin.
Referee: 1...
...2...
…
Vinegar: God on Zeke's side as he kicks out there.
Lieberjosch: That was lame!
Covert Jay: Very much lame.
Vinegar: Paul brings Zeke back to his feet but the Archangel hits him with a jawbreaker and is now climbing the turnbuckle.
Covert Jay: Ninja...ninja...ninja...ninja...SNEAKY NINJA!!
Vinegar: Zeke coming off the top rope with a missile dropkick...now he seems to have the Bless The Fallen in mind...Paul fights off the attempt though and Irish whips Zeke into the ropes and takes him down with a back body drop. A series of clotheslines follow that up...until out of nowhere Zeke hits the Last Line. What a brutal lariat!
Lieberjosch: Somewhere in Japan Stan Hansen just orgasmed in his pants!
Vinegar: Actually I prefer it when you two don't speak. Zeke goes up top for the Righteousness but Paul rolls out of the way and out of the ring leaving Zeke to crash and burn. Both men now taking their time together their wits, Paul sliding into the ring but he's cut off with a baseball slide from Ezekiel. Zeke now stalking him...he comes running off the ropes...SUICIDE DIVE...
Covert Jay: AERIAL NINJAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Vinegar: God its annoying when Mitchel does that, its worse when you elongate letters.
Lieberjosch: What Nick meant was Zeke missed he just crashed and burned as Paul moved out of the way.
Vinegar: Paul now rolls Zeke back into the ring and he's going for the Fall From Uluru...Zeke counters though and hits In Gods Name.
Referee: 1...
...2...
...3!!
Vinegar: And this one is over congrats to Ezekiel on the win to open the show...maybe Gabrielle and Calypso rolling around the ring in the next match will get my broadcast partners involved.
Lieberjosch: They don't just roll around Nick.
Covert Jay: They stretch...
Lieberjosch: They sweat...
Covert Jay: They scream...
Lieberjosch: They bend over...
Vinegar: I get it.
Covert Jay: They moan...
Lieberjosch: Their clothes might get torn off...
Lieberjosch: Another week where I am guaranteed to not see enough real wrestling.
Vinegar: Not what I was going too say...
Covert Jay: Another week with not enough Ninjas.
Vinegar: Again not what I was going to say.
Lieberjosch: We know what you'll say.
Covert Jay: You'll welcome us to another supposedly exciting edition of Synergy.
Lieberjosch: Exciting is a strong word Nick...and there's a weird vibe in the air almost like The Blessed One isn't going to have as stellar a night as he normally does.
Vinegar: You must have spider senses or something...anyway on a night where Declan Prescott and Donovan Hastings will meet inside a steel cage lets start things off with Ezekiel and Paul Cockatoo.
*Beds Are Burning
The original Aboriginal Paul Cockatoo makes his way down to the ring, smiling a big smile showing blindingly white teeth. as he walks down, he high fives a couple of fans, and if he can, manages to take a peek down some hot girls tops. he slides into the ring, and does an air drum solo to the drum solo of beds are burning, before flashing another smile to the crowd and awaiting his opponent.
*Chorus Of Angels
A hole opens in the entrance ramp and Ezekiel slowly rises in a circular motion. His wings are folded back, almost flat against him. As the song picks up, his wings suddenly extend outward as pyrotechnics go off all around him on the stage. He leans his head quickly to the left, then right, popping his neck. He walks down towards the ring as the music continues to play as his wings fold back into place. Ezekiel puts his hands into a praying motion before thrusting his arms downward, his wings spread and in one smooth motion he flies over the top rope and into the ring. His wings appear to fade out of sight as he climbs the turnbuckle and does the praying motion again before stepping down and stretching in the corner.
Vinegar: This is sure to be a great opening contest between two of the premier competitors of UGWC.
*Ding, ding.
Vinegar: And this one getting under way with the two men locking up in the center of the ring...an armdrag takedown by Paul but Ezekiel is quickly back to his feet and he takes Native Garret down with a snapmare.
Lieberjosch:...
Covert Jay:...
Vinegar: Paul back to his feet though and the two men start trading chops...thankfully our audience aren't paying homage to that saggy man-boobed idiot Ric Flair...no 'woos' in UGWC.
Lieberjosch:...
Covert Jay:...
Vinegar: Zeke wins out and then hits a low dropkick to Pauls knee and now stalking him and he hits a picture perfect dropkick right on the jaw.
Lieberjosch:...
Covert Jay:...
Vinegar: Now dropping a couple of elbows before pulling Paul too his feet and snapping off a quick suplex and here's the first pin of the match.
Referee: 1...
...2...
…
Vinegar: Paul kicks out before three...are you guys going to help out?
Lieberjosch: Well what do you expect in one corner we have a guy who believes he's an angel and in the other a guy whose friends with a murderer.
Vinegar: JK was found not guilty.
Lieberjosch: The system doesn't work Nick.
Vinegar: And let me guess Jay there aren't enough ninjas in the match?
Covert Jay: There never is! Covert Jay should get in there and fight for all Ninjakind.
The ninja obsessed Jay gets to his feet but Nicholas grabs him by the scruff off his neck and pulls him back down into his seat.
Vinegar: Zeke takes Paul down with another suplex and now brings him back to his feet...he's going for a DDT but Paul lifts Zeke up and flapjacks him into the canvas. Paul then hits a running crossbody on the Archangel as he got back to his feet. Paul now following this up with a powerslam and into the pin.
Referee: 1...
...2...
…
Vinegar: God on Zeke's side as he kicks out there.
Lieberjosch: That was lame!
Covert Jay: Very much lame.
Vinegar: Paul brings Zeke back to his feet but the Archangel hits him with a jawbreaker and is now climbing the turnbuckle.
Covert Jay: Ninja...ninja...ninja...ninja...SNEAKY NINJA!!
Vinegar: Zeke coming off the top rope with a missile dropkick...now he seems to have the Bless The Fallen in mind...Paul fights off the attempt though and Irish whips Zeke into the ropes and takes him down with a back body drop. A series of clotheslines follow that up...until out of nowhere Zeke hits the Last Line. What a brutal lariat!
Lieberjosch: Somewhere in Japan Stan Hansen just orgasmed in his pants!
Vinegar: Actually I prefer it when you two don't speak. Zeke goes up top for the Righteousness but Paul rolls out of the way and out of the ring leaving Zeke to crash and burn. Both men now taking their time together their wits, Paul sliding into the ring but he's cut off with a baseball slide from Ezekiel. Zeke now stalking him...he comes running off the ropes...SUICIDE DIVE...
Covert Jay: AERIAL NINJAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Vinegar: God its annoying when Mitchel does that, its worse when you elongate letters.
Lieberjosch: What Nick meant was Zeke missed he just crashed and burned as Paul moved out of the way.
Vinegar: Paul now rolls Zeke back into the ring and he's going for the Fall From Uluru...Zeke counters though and hits In Gods Name.
Referee: 1...
...2...
...3!!
Vinegar: And this one is over congrats to Ezekiel on the win to open the show...maybe Gabrielle and Calypso rolling around the ring in the next match will get my broadcast partners involved.
Lieberjosch: They don't just roll around Nick.
Covert Jay: They stretch...
Lieberjosch: They sweat...
Covert Jay: They scream...
Lieberjosch: They bend over...
Vinegar: I get it.
Covert Jay: They moan...
Lieberjosch: Their clothes might get torn off...