Synergy #25 Results - November 29th, 2010

[T-Robosaurus Rex]

Vinegar: Ladies and Gentlemen welcome to another...

Lieberjosch: Don't do it...

Vinegar: Do what?

Lieberjosch: Finish that sentence the way you planned too, you will just make yourself look silly.

Vinegar: I'm not sure I follow.

Lieberjosch: Fine, go ahead, I tried to warn you.

Vinegar: Ladies and Gentlemen welcome to another exciting edition of Synergy!

Lieberjosch: And there you go.

Vinegar: I don't see anything silly in that statement.

Lieberjosch: Another exciting edition of Synergy? Really? That suggests their have been other exciting editions, and my memory can't recollect them.

Vinegar: that's because you, my friend, are Debbie Downer. You don't enjoy anything, apart from being miserable.

Lieberjosch: Hey, I don't enjoy being miserable, I just make the most of it.

Vinegar: Well, even so, I can't imagine why you aren't excited, we are just one week out from Horizons, and things are heating up.

Lieberjosch: How so?

Vinegar: The card is more clearly defined, and we have a hell of a lot of the clashes you'll see in new York being previewed tonight. Every member of the forthcoming Battle Royale, will face off against one another and some others in the Carnage Match.

Lieberjosch: Oh, I see, that's why there are four nobodies and Tyvola standing in the middle of the ring, I thought they were holding a protest rally regarding being lumbered with gimmicks with no future.

Vinegar: Then We've got Phrixus Deimos and John Russo facing off against 'The Cyclone' JK and Johnny Blake, the winners will get to decide the match types for their respective matches at Horizons. Then Declan Prescott will continue to ready himself for his possible retirement match with a triple threat against Ezekiel and Gabrielle.

Covert Jay: And then The Dragon Returns!!!

Vinegar: Indeed, Alex Kiseragi has been away from the ring for a couple of weeks, and he returns tonight, partnering with Jet Somers against Marek Daisuke and Donovan Hastings. A match which obviously contains a great deal of history between those men.

Lieberjosch: A great deal? Seriously? Let's not make any more of these scenario's than needs to be made. Kiseragi and Daisuke used to be friends, now they are not, and Marek got a tattoo to try and steal Alex's nickname. Jet Somers thinks he's important, Donovan Hastings is rational and realises he's not. It's hardly the stuff of epic poetry is it?

Vinegar: There is more to it than that.

Lieberjosch: Really, like what?

Vinegar: We don't have time for this, as you yourself pointed out, the five competitors of tonight Battle Royale are already in the ring, awaiting the ringing of the bell.

Dennis: Ladies and Gentlemen, we are about to begin tonight's initial match. Standing in the ring are the competitors, ENNNIIIGGGMMMMAAAA, MMMMEEEEDDDOOOOSSSS, REEEDDD FUUUUSSSIIIIOOON, TRRRAVVVVIIISSSS PIIIIEEEERRCCCE & TYYYYYVVVVOOOOLLLLAAAA!!!

Dennis This match is an over the top rope Battle Royale, the winner will be the last man standing inside the ring. To eliminate your opponents, you must throw them over the top rope, and have bother their feet touch the arena floor!

Vinegar: Is Tyvola asleep?

Lieberjosch: Yup, he knows exactly how exciting this edition of Synergy is going to be.

Vinegar: Ty is stood directly in the centre of the ring, snoring away, whilst the other four competitors keep their distance from the slumbering beast. Jay, you're kinda quiet tonight.

Covert Jay: It's the anticipation...

Vinegar: Of?

Covert Jay: DDDDDDDDDDRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGOOOOOOOONNNNN!!!

Lieberjosch: Maybe we should just let him sit their quietly for a while.

Vinegar: For the first time tonight I agree with you.

DING!

Vinegar: The bell rings, and Tyvola has awoken with one hell of a start, he leaps and spins, flailing his arms wildly and shaking his head. He then stops and looks less than happy, he stares directly at Red Fusion and stomps angrily towards him before grabbing him with both hands around the throat, and then just tosses him directly out of the ring.

Lieberjosch: That's my boy!

Vinegar: Enigma, Medos and Pierce all exchange concerned looks as the grumpy Tyvola spins round and looks at them all. Pierce looks back at Tyvola's snarling, and then he turns to Medos and Enigma and chastises them both for being so noisy, before jumping behind Tyvola, who runs at them both, using both arms to clothesline them simultaneously. All the while Pierce chuckles.

Lieberjosch: Tyvola is not a dumb animal though, he turns and sees Pierce's mirth and charges at him...

Vinegar: Pierce though able to sidestep and sends Tyvola directly into the turnbuckle.

Lieberjosch: But Enigma and Medos are both up now, and neither is happy with Travis' treachery, and they both launch themselves at him, Enigma hitting a clothesline as Medos hits a Spear. Enigma gets to his feet and quickly leaps onto the rising Medos' shoulders, hitting a hurricanrana.

Vinegar: he gets to his feet, only to be scooped up by Tyvola...GORILLA PRESS!!!

Lieberjosch: That is a true specimen of a man! And he tosses Enigma out of the ring...

Vinegar: Medos to his feet, and he drives his shoulder underneath Ty's ribs, sending him backwards onto the ropes. Pierce instinctively grabs a leg, and he and Medos each try to force the huge frame of Ty to tip over the top rope...

Lieberjosch: I imagine that man can drag an airliner with his teeth, which is why it is no surprise that he manages to kick both men off and they stumble backwards across the ring...

Vinegar: Pierce however quickly turns round to Medos, and he hits THE TRUTH HURTS!

Lieberjosch: Medos flips over the top rope on taking that...

Vinegar: And now we're down to two competitors, either Pierce or Tyvola will win this one...

Lieberjosch: Pierce trying to evade Ty's attempts at grabbing him, but evasion can only work for so long. Eventually the big bad scary man is going to get you!

Vinegar: Pierce doing well, and he manages to slip under his legs, springboard off the ropes...

Lieberjosch: And get caught, midair...And tossed over the ropes!!!

Dennis: here is your winner, TYYYYYYYYYVVVVVOOOOOLLLLLAAAA!!!

Lieberjosch: Maybe putting such small guys in an Over the top Battle Royal with Tyvola was a dumb idea? That match was always going to go that way.

Vinegar: The Carnage Match however will be far different proposition, all five of these men, and three others, will compete for a substantial purse next week at Horizons!

[T-Robosaurus Rex]

Dennis: Ladies and Gentlemen, please welcome, from London, England......THHHHEEEEEEEE WWWWHHHHHHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*Pete Townsend and Roger Daltry as well as a few local backup musos make their way out onto the ‘Ground Zero Band’ stage. Roger gives a wave to a huge roar of approval from the fans before the drummer counts of, and the band launches into ‘Pinball Wizard’*

Daltry: Ever since I was a young boy
I've played the silver ball
From Soho down to Brighton
I must have played them all
But I ain't seen nothing like him
In any amusement hall
That deaf, dumb and blind kid
Sure plays a mean pinball

*JK breaks through the curtain with a large smile on his face, as per normal, he approaches the separate mic, set up next to the stage, to sing his verse with Daltry*

JK + Daltry: He stands like a statue
Becomes part of the machine
Feeling all the bumpers
Always playing clean
He plays by intuition
The digit counters fall
That deaf, dumb and blind kid
Sure plays a mean pinball

*JK leaves the mic and continues to walk down to the ring, smiling at the hundreds of fans chanting his name.

He's a pinball wizard
There's got to be a twist
A pinball wizard
He's got such a supple wrist

How do you think he does it?
(I don't know)
What makes him so good?

*JK walks down the ramp and around the ring, high fiving fans along the way*

He ain't got no distractions
Can't hear those buzzers and bells
Don't see lights a flashin'
Plays by sense of smell
Always gets a replay
Never tilts at all
That deaf, dumb and blind kid
Sure plays a mean pinball

*He slides into the ring, and jumps up to pose on the turnbuckle*

I thought I was
The Bally table king
But I just handed
My pinball crown to him

*He steps down, and poses to the fans in the middle of the ring*

Even on my usual table
He can beat my best
His disciples lead him in
And he just does the rest
He's got crazy flipper fingers
Never seen him fall
That deaf, dumb and blind kid
Sure plays a mean pinball

JK: Ladies and gentlemen, THE WHO!

*Huge cheer as the band begins to walk off*

JK: I cannot describe how good it feels to be back here tonight! For all my fans, you’d know that ‘Ground Zero’ is a show which has been going on since the days in GIW, with the first guest being Randy BoolZian.

*Massive pop from all the GIW fans*

JK: this continued through UGWC, and unfortunately had to stop due to my hiatus, however, we are starting up again this week. New bands, new guests, a whole new ‘Ground Zero’!

*A modest cheer comes from the sell out audience*

JK: My next guest is someone who is not really accustomed to being on this side of the fence, as he is usually the guy who does the questions, NOT THE ANSWERS......THEN HE EMBARRASES HIMSELF BY READING THE Fan submitted Questions....please welcome, TRAVIS PIERCE!

“You know my name” - Chris Cornell

Pierce smugly walks down to the ring, waving to the fans as he walks down. He gets in the ring, as JK shakes his hand and passes him a microphone.

JK: Pierce, welcome to the show.

Pierce: Here's some late breaking news: It's great to be here!

JK: Now, as I eluded to earlier, you have your own show, which is the highest rated show on UGWC.com, I have to ask, does it feel weird to be on the other side of the fence here tonight? And to be on a rival talk show?

Pierce: How does it feel to be outshined in your own spotlight segment?

JK: I guess that depends on your definition, because I have more people lining up outside my studio. Last week, we saw you take the win for your team against St. Jimmy, Rick Harding, and Sheena Ramone, what were your thoughts on that match?

Pierce: Last week we saw a brilliantly wrestled contest where one of the participants behaved as the true leader that he is, picking up a victory for his team. Is there a move in this industry that is more cataclysmic than The Truth Hurts?

JK: A chokeslam off the top of a 20ft high cage? Do you think that maybe something should have been different within that match?

Pierce: There seemed to be some sort of time-space continuum thing going on, with our viewers seeing that match only on subsequent viewings of Synergy, it was for some reason skipped in the initial broadcast. Are you a Star Trek fan?

JK: No, I have a life. Your show is still getting a lot of trafficking, rating higher than any other show on the site, and since most of the internet is either occupied by Virgins, Perverts, and Paedophiles, do you think that these fan submitted questions may eventually become much more vulgar than it already is?

Pierce: Did you know that the only stupid question is the one you don't ask?

JK: That is something I did not know. Are there any new things that you are adding to the Piercing Truth for Horizons?

Pierce: Stay tuned, loyal viewers!

JK: Speaking of Horizons, you are scheduled to referee the Marek Daisuke vs. Alex Kiseragi match at the flagship PPV event of UGWC, and knowing your history with Alex Kiseragi, will you favour the dragon-god.....

Covert Jay: FALSE IDOL!!!!!!

JK & Pierce stare at Jay as he slowly sinks back into his chair. JK sighs.

JK: Will you put the advantage in Marek’s corner? Or at least try to get involved a little?

Pierce: Big breaking news about the Daisuke/Kiseragi match. The loser of the match will forever be known on The Piercing Truth as the official, no imitations will be accepted, 100% Guaranteed, Chinkster!

JK: Travis, thank you for taking time to come on the show.

Pierce: We'll see you next time!

JK: And remember, you can view the Piercing Truth every week on UGWC.com

“You know my name” blasts out as Pierce and JK exchange another handshake, before they both leave the arena.

[T-Robosaurus Rex]

*Land Of Hope And Glory

Johnny Blake strides out to the ramp and heads straight down to the ring. He doesn’t run, but walks fast, fist and jaw clenched. The only thing that’ll slow him down is someone shouting at him or waving an anti-Johnny sign where he’ll kick the crowd barrier or try to make them flinch.

Dennis: The following match is a Cooperative Match and introducing first from London, England...THE BRIGADIER GENERAL; JOOOOOOOOOOOHNNNNNYYYY BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAKKKKKKKEEEEE!!!

Johnny paces back and forth in the ring.

*Its My Life

Wrestling: the lights flicker to green and gold as the opening guitar riff for 'It's my life' kicks in. JK walks through the curtain and out onto the entrance way, to a huge pop, with some of the fans giving him a standing ovation. JK looks up at the fans as he holds up an open hand, queuing fireworks to go off in set locations around the arena. (at this point, if champion, JK will hold up title to set of pyros). JK continues down to the ring, high-flying the fans on the way, smiling like never before due to being back. JK slides into the ring before climbing the turnbuckle and doing signature five finger pose/ holding up title, before leading the crowd in the chorus of the song.

Dennis: And his partner from Townsville, Australia...THE AUSSSIEEEEE SUPERRRRRRSTARRRR; JJJJJJJJJJJJJJJKKKKKKKKKKK!!!

*Phucking Phreak

Phruxis Deimos Walks out atop the entranceway a smug grin upon his face before proceeding down to the ring.

Dennis: And the first of their opponents, from somewhere in the world...PHRUUUUUUUUXXXXXXXXXXXIIIIIIISSSSSSS DEEEEEIIIIIIIIIIIIMOOOOOOOOOOOOSSS!!

*Shout 2000

"Shout 2000" hits over the PA system as John Russo and Sierra Steel appear from behind the curtain. Sierra gives John a smile, which sets him off running down the ramp and he ends up sliding into the ring under. As John poses in the ring and plays to the crowd, Sierra makes her way down to ringside. John looks over at Sierra standing over at ringside before smiling and yelling out to the crowd, "Shout!"

Dennis: And his partner from San Diego, CA...JOOOOHNNNN RUUUUUSSSSSSSSSOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Vinegar: And now with all the competitors in the ring, we are set to begin this match.

Lieberjosch: John starting the match for his team.

Vinegar: As is Johnny for his...folks this one might get confusing.

Covert Jay: Battle of the Johns!

John and Johnny lock up in the center of the ring and each take turns in putting the other one on the mat with an arm drag. The two lock up again and Johnny takes John down with a swinging neckbreaker before stomping away at him.

Vinegar: A beautiful neckbreaker there from Johnny.

Lieberjosch: Yes even I agree.

Covert Jay: John back to his feet and he ninja chops away at the chest of Johnny.

John then Irish whips Johnny across to the ropes and on the rebound scores with a Samoan drop before then tagging in Phruxis who stalks Johnny before taking him down with a dropkick and then applying a headlock. Johnny is quick to get back to his feet though and back suplexs his opponent breaking his grip on the headlock before then tagging in JK.

Vinegar: The Cyclone coming in just like that and taking the Phreak down with a series of clotheslines.

JK then hits a hard DDT and goes for the cover.

Referee:1...

...2...

Covert Jay: Phruxis kicks out.

JK pulls Phruxis up to his feet and hits a scoop slam before tagging his partner in and they land a double elbow drop on the chest of Deimos. Before Johnny can further the damage though the Phreak rolls away from him and gets to his feet, ducking a clothesline attempt and hitting a neckbreaker before tagging in John and the two men stomp away at your opponent.

Vinegar: John v Johnny again and John hits a snap suplex.

Johnny blocks the follow up suplex and follows it up with a suplex of his own before clotheslining John out of the ring. Johnny follows him outside and Irish whips him into the barricade before then setting up for the same move into the steel steps but its reversed.

Vinegar: Johnny is sent shoulder first into the steel steps.

Lieberjosch: John rolling his opponent back into the ring and going for the cover.

Referee: 1...

...2...

Vinegar: Johnny kicks out!

John pulls his opponent to his feet and is met with a jawbreaker but he doesn't go down and counters the charging Johnny with a fireman's carry and then a big German suplex!

Vinegar: And both men tag out. JK ducks a clothesline from Phruxis and hits the Pele kick!

Covert Jay: GOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAALLLL!!!!

Lieberjosch: John though comes back in and hits a superkick on the Aussie Superstar.

Covert Jay: He's gon need a dentist.

Vinegar: The referee trying to regain control of the match and gets John back out of the apron...

Lieberjosch: But in comes Johnny!

Johnny stalks Phruxis before hitting him with the Ballistic Buster and exiting the ring as JK drapes an arm over Deimos.

Referee: 1...

...2...

Vinegar: John breaks the count there but he just got drop kicked by Johnny for his efforts

The legal men get to their feet and trade right hands with Deimos getting the upper hand and hitting a hard DDT to take JK down.

Referee: 1...

...2...

Lieberjosch: Johnny breaks the count and now he and Deimos are trading right hands...

Vinegar: Deimos ducks a clothesline and hits The Numbing, sending Johnny crashing into the mat on the back of his head.

Deimos then goes to make the tag to John but is clotheslined out of the ring by JK who didn't see the blind tag from John who slinks into the ring.

Covert Jay: NINJA STEALTH!

Vinegar: John sizing up JK...

Covert Jay: NINJA SNEAKYNESS!

Vinegar: ...The Aussie Superstar turns around...

Covert Jay: NINJA INVISIBILITY!

Vinegar: ...You can see JK is shocked to find John standing there...

COVERT JAY: NIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNJJJJJJJJJJAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!

Lieberjosch: I'll give you a Ninja!

Lieberjosch then karate chops Covert Jay and miraculously the ninja fanatic is knocked unconscious.

Vinegar: John with the Stunning Victory.

Referee: 1...

...2...

...3!!!!

*Shout 2000

Lieberjosch: And it was a stunning victory there.

Covert Jay: Whe—where am I?

Vinegar: You're watching UGCW Synergy!!!

Dennis: Here are your winners; PHRUXXXISSSSS DEIMMMMMMMMMMMMOOOOOOOSSSSS ANNNNNND JOHNNNNNN RUSSSSSSSOOOOOOOOO!!!

[T-Robosaurus Rex]

Vinegar: We continue here on Synergy, with Triple Threat action!

Covert Jay: Maybe this week all three participants will actually show up.

"Dreaming Wide Awake" smashes into play and Declan Prescott soon enters the arena, raising his arms to the fans. He then humbly jogs down the entranceway and rolls into the ring. He stares out at the fans in the arena, before stretching on the ropes as last minute prep.

Dennis: The following contest is scheduled for one fall and is a triple threat match! Introducing first, currently residing in Los Angeles, California, the Darkest Light, DECLAN PRESSSSCOTTTT!!!!!

Vinegar: Prescott is just one week away from the biggest and perhaps final match of his career, but he is coming off a win over the World Champion himself, last week inside a Steel Cage.

Covert Jay: Actually, the victory came outside the cage.

Vinegar: Technically, yes.

Lieberjosch: He’s doomed.

What You Want begins to play and Gabrielle walks out atop the entranceway giving a quick twirl before tussling her hair and making her way down to the ring. She climbs up onto the ring apron and then crawls along the length of it before crawling into the ring and getting to her feet where she saunters to the middle of the ring.

Dennis: Introducing, currently residing in Montreal, Quebec, Canada, the Caramel Coated Goddess, GABRIELLE MONTGOMMMERYYYY!!!!

Covert Jay: Best Piercing Truth interview ever, Gabrielle a few days ago.

Vinegar: She didn’t show up for the interview and Pierce replaced her with a blow-up doll.

Covert Jay: Precisely.

Vinegar: In any case, Gabrielle is an electric competitor that once took Travis Roberts to the limit for the Global Championship at No Holds Barred a couple years ago.

Lieberjosch: She can face plant me any day.

Fast paced drums hit the PA Speakers as ‘Chorus of Angels’ begins to play. The intro of the song plays as a hole opens in the entrance ramp and Ezekiel slowly rises in a circular motion. His wings are folded back, almost flat against him. As the song picks up, his wings suddenly extend outward as pyro goes off all around him on the stage. He leans his head quickly to the left, then right, popping his neck. He walks down towards the ring as the music continues to play as his wings fold back into place. Ezekiel puts his hands into a praying motion before thrusting his arms downward, his wings spread and in one smooth motion he flies over the top rope and into the ring. His wings appear to fade out of sight as he climbs the turnbuckle and does the praying motion again before stepping down and stretching in the corner.

Dennis: And their opponent, from Los Angeles, California, he is the reigning Chaos Champion, The Archangel, EZEKIEL PAXXXXXXXX!!!!!

Vinegar: A heavy challenge for Declan Prescott here tonight, as he faces off against a past Global Challenge winner as well as the current Chaos Champion!

Lieberjosch: Why does it have to all be about Declan Prescott? His career is getting wiped out of existence in a week. We should be focusing on the continuation of Ezekiel’s dominance as a champion, or the newly returned Gabrielle as she tries to rise back to the top!

DING DING!

Vinegar: Gabrielle going right after Prescott, surprising him with a flurry of rights and lefts.

Lieberjosch: But Ezekiel has her in a waistlock, the lucky bastard, and takes her to the mat with a belly to back slam.

Vinegar: Prescott from behind on Ezekiel, back suplex, looks like Ezekiel didn’t expect it.

Lieberjosch: Ezekiel Pax has seemed very trusting and protective of Prescott at times since both men arrived in UGWC, remember that Ezekiel was part of the Saints team at Outlast.

Vinegar: Ezekiel trying to get right to his feet, but a kick to the chest by Prescott, and a gut wrench suplex, followed by a cover!





ONE!!!!!





TWO!!!!!





Vinegar: Ezekiel kicks out!

Lieberjosch: And Prescott stands into a jumping heel kick from Gabrielle!

Vinegar: Gabrielle pulling Ezekiel to the corner, vaults onto the turnbuckle, split-legged moonsault, Ezekiel rolls out of the way!

Lieberjosch: Geeze, what is wrong with a person that evades split legs from Gabrielle?

Vinegar: Ezekiel to his feet, grabs hold of Gabrielle!

Covert Jay: Broken Halo!!!

Vinegar: And a cover!





ONE!!!!!





TWO!!!!!





Vinegar: Prescott breaks up the cover with a lionsault!

Covert Jay: A ninjatastic maneuver in a key situation!

Pbp: Prescott standing over Ezekiel now.

Covert Jay: FRENCH TICKLER!!!

Vinegar: Prescott drops the elbow onto Ezekiel, turning his attention to Gabrielle now, pulling her up.

Lieberjosch: Prescott goes down!

Vinegar: Gabrielle just nailed Prescott with a low blow, and I think Brian Chartreuse missed it!

Lieberjosch: I didn’t see it either, it didn’t happen.

Vinegar: Why did Prescott just keel over in pain then?

Covert Jay: Hemroids?

Vinegar: Gabrielle going to the top rope.

Lieberjosch: But Ezekiel nails her with an Enziguri, knocking her from the top rope!

Vinegar: Gabrielle falls into the ring, Ezekiel taking a moment to rest against the ropes.

Lieberjosch: Black Light!!!!

Vinegar: Prescott drills Ezekiel with the Black Light, knocking him through the ropes! Gabrielle trying to et to her feet!

Covert Jay: WHITE LIGHT!!!!

Vinegar: Prescott with the cover!





ONE!!!!!





TWO!!!!!





THREE!!!!!




Dennis: Here is your winner, DECLAN PRESSSSCOTTTTTTT!!!!!

Vinegar: Prescott picks up another victory, his hot streak continues!

Lieberjosch: But his train might come right off the tracks for the last time in one week, when he faces Travis Roberts in a Vigilante Match!

[T-Robosaurus Rex]

Vinegar: Time for the final match before Horizons, tonight's main event. And it should be quite a contest.

Covert Jay: yes, because it will give The Dragon a chance to finally get his hands on the False Idol who has been parading around doing his damndest to steal his gimmick.

Lieberjosch: No he hasn't, he has merely picked a similar nickname, if he had become coma inducingly boring, then he might have to answer a case of gimmick infringement. Right now, all he's done is called himself a Dragon God, which in itself is amusing that anyone would take the notion seriously, neither dragons nor gods exist!

Covert Jay: Yeah they do, Dragons at least.

Vinegar: On top of that we get to preview the World Heavyweight Championship match at Horizons between the Champion Donovan Hastings and Jet Somers. Jet and Alex have to be the favourites though, they have more experience together than Donovan and Marek.

Lieberjosch: Is it a Pillow Fight then?

Vinegar: No.

Lieberjosch: Then I don't see how their 'experience' will help. Sure they've had numerous slumber parties with one another, but hows that going to help against a single minded Marek, and a continually superior Donovan Hastings?

Covert Jay: The Dragon will clearly win out, he is rested and in top form. Plus Jet has an essence of Ninja about him.

Lieberjosch: I always wondered what the fragrance that followed him around was, I had always assumed it was just bullshit.

Dennis: The next match is tonight's Main Event and will be a Cooperative Match.

“Teahouse”

Dennis: Introducing first, ALLLLLLLLEEEEXXX KIIIIIIISSSSSEEEERRRRRRAAAAAAGGGIIII!!!

Covert Jay: DDDDDDRRRRRRAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGOOOOOOOOOONNNNNN!!!

Lieberjosch: Where did he go?

Vinegar: Erm.

Covert Jay: I'm dancing on the rafter's fool!

Vinegar: Ninja bluetooth?

Covert Jay: Indeed.

Vinegar: the fans give Alex Kiseragi a fantastic welcome back, it's only been a couple of weeks, but these guys have obviously missed UGWC's first Cross-Hemisphere Championship, it seems like the absence of him has gone on too long for them.

Lieberjosch: Isn't that the case with anything that involves Kiseragi?

Vinegar: He is heading to the ring quickly, he'll be looking to inflict as much damage on Marek as possible tonight, for all these guys it's an early opportunity to get a psychological step up on their opponents before Horizons.

“Everbody Down”

Dennis: And his partner, JJJJJJJJJJEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETTT SSOOOOOOOOMMMMMEEEERRRRRSSSS!!!

Jet runs out from behind the curtain. He runs to the edge of the stage and pumps his fist in the air a few times. At 'And when I stomp you' Jet sprints down the ramp, slapping hands in the crowd as he goes, running to leap onto the apron of the ring. He grabs the rope with one hand and pumps the other fist in the air on each 'Everybody Down!' chant of the chorus. Jet finally steps in and begins bouncing on the balls of his feet and throwing shadow punches to warm up.

Vinegar: Jet Somers will have the chance next week to become the number one man in this company. Given when he entered GIW last year he was a newcomer to the industry, and sceptic of the highest degree, his road to Horizons has been nothing short of astonishing.

Lieberjosch: Well it will be a big night for Somers, it will be a defining moment in his career. Somers clearly has enough confidence in his own ability, the challenge for him will be to make everyone else see what he sees in himself.

Vinegar: If there is one thing you can guarantee when it comes to Jet Somers it is...

Covert Jay: Whimsical storyline idea's?

Vinegar: No, it is that he will be determined and focused on giving it his all next week in New York.

 ‘He’s the fastest kid alive’

‘You’re The Best’

Dennis: And their opponents, introducing first, MMMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEKK DDDAAAAIIIISSSUUUUKKKKEEEE!!!

Vinegar: Marek cautiously making his way down to the ring now, he's in no hurry to get himself in a compromising position, as everyone knows he can't exactly count on his partner tonight for help if he rushes in unprepared.

Lieberjosch: You say that as if it's a negative regarding our World Champion. He'd clearly be an idiot of epic proportions if he was stupid enough to risk his own well being to get in-between what amounts to nothing more than two petulant children arguing over who gets to be the Red Power Ranger.

Vinegar: you know it's more than that, or at least you should. Everyone can see that Marek Daisuke has attempted to use his former friends status in the industry to elevate his own, he betrayed every bit of trust and faith Alex had in him. He used highly sensitive and personal information about his apparent friend in an attempt to make a name for himself.

Lieberjosch: So being opportunistic and wanting to better yourself is a bad thing now? You don't get anywhere in this business if you get all sentimental all of the time, and I can only imagine it was Kiseragi's example that made this clear to him.

Vinegar: How do you work that out?

Lieberjosch: because if Kiseragi was a little more ruthless and self serving he'd have had more opportunities at glory than he has so far!

Vinegar: He was a two time GIW Undisputed Global Champion!

Lieberjosch: His second reign lasted a week, and that was over a year and a half ago! Since then he's been more worried about dating a plain Jane, and protecting the feelings of his close friends. One of whom happens to be headlining the biggest show of the year, whilst Kiseragi has to settle for a feud people lost interest in weeks ago! Marek clearly saw Kiseragi's faltering career, and realised that he didn't want the same to happen to him, and that a victory over Alex Kiseragi will be worth next to nothing very soon.

“Ripper”

Dennis: And his partner the UGWC World Heavyweight Champion, DDDOOOOOOONNNNOOOOVVVVAAAANNN HHHHHHAAAAASSSSTTTTIIIINNNNGGGGSSS!!!

Vinegar: Marek waiting outside the ring as his partner makes his entrance. 2010 has been the year of Donovan Hastings in UGWC. He captured the GIW Unified Global Heavyweight Championship from Travis Roberts at Horizons last year, and since then he has dominated the landscape at the top of the card, much like Travis Roberts did in 2009. Could it be Donovan's turn to pass the torch, to Jet Somers, and can Somers be the man of 2011.

Lieberjosch: No.

Vinegar: Would you like to expand on that for our viewers?

Lieberjosch: Not really, you're talking out of your anal cavity as usual, any attempt to justify my answer would in turn give your ridiculous musings an air of credibility.

Covert Jay: Will you be quiet, we're about to see the return of The Dragon, this is a 'Where were you?' moment!

Vinegar: He's right, they are all in the ring now...

Covert Jay: BOOOOOOOO!!!

Vinegar: Our resident ninja's displeasure comes from the fact he will have to wait a little longer for the Dragon, as Marek and Jet are going to get this one started.

Covert Jay: It's ok, Ninja's have patience.

Lieberjosch: Marek's speed is evident immediately as he spins away from jet's clutches, springboards onto the middle rope, and takes Somers down with a bulldog. He holds the headlock and leans back, straining Jet's neck...

Vinegar: But Jet manages to roll Marek onto his back, and transition the move into an armbar, pulling tight on Daisuke's left.

Lieberjosch: Marek twists and manages to break the hold by kicking Jet in the head and both men get to their feet and quickly lock up.

Vinegar: Jet's superior technique comes to the fore as he easily turns Marek and then hits a phenomenal german suplex, bending Marek in two. He jumps to his feet, and tosses Marek to his corner, and beckons for Hastings to get into the Mix, but the Lord merely climbs round the turnbuckle, getting distance between himself and Daisuke.

Lieberjosch: Marek gets to his knee's, and his head springs up, he is not thinking about the tag, and he go's from knee's to sprinting in the blink of an eye, catching Jet by surprise as he manages to fling the World Championship contender across the ring with a flying head scissors, before he kips up, and roars at Kiseragi in defiance.

Vinegar: Who wastes no time in reaching his hands out for Jet, trying to make the tag to his partner to get his hands on his Horizons opponent, unlike Hastings behaviour earlier.

Lieberjosch: Marek isn't going to let that happen, and he pulls Jet away with his leg, and then stamps on the back of it, before bringing him to his feet and whipping him to the ropes...

Vinegar: Jet ducks, and reaches back, bringing Marek down with a neckbreaker, and he turns and tags in Kiseragi, who is fired up. He waits for Marek to get to his feet, and then hits him with a kick to the ribs, which doubles him over, and then hits a somersault heel kick to Mareks skull, and then leaps to his feet pumping the air with his fists.

Covert Jay: DDDDRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGOOOOOOOOONNNNN!!![/i]

Vinegar: Kiseragi reaches down for Marek, and brings him upwards...

Lieberjosch: And Marek slips free, and just rams his skull upwards into Kiseragi's jaw, sending him reeling back into the ropes, Marek then executes a standing dropkick, which sends 'The Dragon' flipping over the ropes to the outside. Marek then climbs the turnbuckle, and wait for Alex to rise, clutching at his jaw...MISSILE DROPKICK!

Covert Jay: NINJA DRAGON!

Burke: 1!!!

Vinegar: Kiseragi moves, and throws Marek to the floor, and then begins stomping on him. Marek struggles to his feet and the two now just start brawling with one another. Jet drops off the apron...

Lieberjosch: And Hastings climbs into the ring, and whistles at Jet, beckoning to him to get in the ring.

Vinegar: And Jet is torn, as Marek drives Kiseragi's face into the guardrail, but then he sees Alex reply with a stiff elbow that busts Marek's nose, and causes blood to pour out, and turns his attention to the ring and slides in.

Burke: 3!!!

Lieberjosch: And he's too nervous to even approach the Champion! Man, if the main event of Synergy phases him, this guy is going to choke good and proper, in front of a worldwide audience at Horizons.

Vinegar: He's not nervous, both men are just looking at one another, sizing one another up, waiting to make the first move. And the fans are going crazy, the action outside of the ring, and the intensity inside of it have them worked up into a frenzy.

Burke: 6!!!

Vinegar: Alex and Marek are now making their way up the ramp, exchanging kicks and blows, and now standing beneath the GlobaTron Marek lunges at Kiseragi, who manages to get a little out of the way, and both men fall onto the floor, and begin rolling around slamming fists into one anothers face. They seem to have lost all regard for this match.

Lieberjosch: As would you, if you really wanted to be the Red Power Ranger!

Burke: 8!!!

Vinegar: And in the ring, both men have edged ever closer, only about a foot separates them, and they are talking to one another, but we cannot make it out, the fans screams are drowning them out.

Lieberjosch: And Kiseragi and Marek continue to brawl on the ramp.

Vinegar: As Somers takes another step forward, hastings shows his cowardly side, and quickly dashes to the ropes and rolls out.

Burke: 9!!!

Vinegar: Somers is incredulous! He can't believe what he's seeing, the World Champion acting like a complete coward.

Lieberjosch: Or an astute tactician.

Burke: 10!!!

Dennis: Ladies and Gentlemen, this match has been declared a DOUBLE COUNTOUT!!!

Covert Jay: That's a bit of a jip.

Vinegar: And now Hastings decides to spring into action, he slides back into the ring...WITH A CHAIR! He swings at Somers!

Covert Jay: Semi-Ninja Skills!

Vinegar: Hastings misses, as Jet ducks and then jumps onto the middle rope....JETSTEAMER INTO THE CHAIR!

Lieberjosch: Hey, the match is over! He can't attack the World Champion like that!

Vinegar: The World Champion instigated it!

Lieberjosch: That's beyond the point!

Vinegar: Jet locks in the Kimura Armbar, and just holds Hastings in a position of pain! Security have managed to get onto the stage and restrain the two feuding Dragons, but it leaves no man power left to separate Somers from Hastings, Sam Green, Hazel East, Brian Chartreuse and Caude de Rhombus are ALL trying to help Glenn Burke separate them, but Jet Somers has the move synched on tight!

Covert Jay: Shhh! The Dragon wants to speak!

Vinegar: the security guards have got Kiseragi a Microphone.

Kiseragi: How about we settle this with a Falls Count Anywhere match at Horizons.

Vinegar: Marek beckons for the mic.

Marek: On one condition, when you lose you abandon your pretences to The Dragon name!

Kiseragi: If you will too.

Vinegar: Marek nods, and it's on. Horizons it will be Marek and kiseragi, The Dragon vs The Dragon God, in a falls count anywhere match! But both men satill want at each other, they're astrugglign with security!

Lieberjosch: Not anymore!

Vinegar: Ooley!

Lieberjosch: Ole' Bob is in the building, and he's clearing up the trash.

Vinegar: Two swift hits from that baseball bat incapacitate both Dragons, and he then strides into the ring, and one swing break Jet Somers' hold, and sends him collapsing to the floor.

Ooley: You two fucks need to stop giving this shit away for free, ya hear! The whole of the biggest Pay-Per-View of the year is depending on you two fuck wits delivering decent enough buy rates for us to all continue sharing the same oxygen for another year. If you give that shit away for nothing, what the hell are we going to sell next week?

Ooley: Now to teach you both a lesson, Ole' Bob, who had until earlier decided to let you both have a straight singles match at Horizons, has now come to the conclusion you match needs an extra bit of spice, to make it that bit more appealing! So next week, the UGWC World Heavyweight Championship will be defended in a...

Vinegar: Well what is it?

Ooley: Like I'm gonna give that shit away! Nah, you've had too many freebies so far, you'll all just have to buy the Pay-Per-View to find out what Ole' Bob has in mind!

Vinegar: A mystery match for the World Heavyweight Championship at Horizons, don't miss it!

[T-Robosaurus Rex]

Credits

Opener
T-Rob

Ground Zero
JK & Travis Pierce

Coop Match
DJS (Gabby)

Triple Threat
Hastings

Main Event
T-Rob

[Orgabsmic]

Good show guys, sorry I didnt get a promo up but I had a busy end to last week...and I thought it would be nice of me too let Declan win

[EZRA]

Nice show to build up the PPV. Well done and congrats to those that won.

[Alex Kiseragi]

Yeah good show. It was nice to be back and involved again. Thanks for going with the stuff from the main event. I wasn't sure you were going to. Looking forward to Horizons.