Post by brandonbrown on Jul 25, 2009 20:34:41 GMT -5
(Big B Brown and Brandon Brown are still celebrating Brandon’s last win. They are at a nightclub. Brandon is surrounded by women. The band Poison is performing their song “Nothin’ But A Good Time” in the background.)
Brandon: Then I hit him with another Superkick and I won the match.
Girl 1: Did you get hurt?
Brandon: No, I don’t get hurt.
Girl 2: That is so hot.
Brandon: Yeah, I won that match with ease.
Big B: Don’t forget the part where I helped.
Brandon: When did you help?
Big B: I provided a distraction.
Brandon: I just remember you getting hit in the balls.
Big B: Yes, but it provided a distraction which allowed you to hit your Superkick.
Girl 3: Enough fighting. Brandon, who do you fight this week?
Brandon: I don’t have a match this week.
Girl 2: You don’t.
Big B: No, I do.
Girl 2: Gross, who wants to watch you wrestle?
Big B: A lot of people.
Girl 1: No, we want to watch Brandon.
Brandon: Don’t worry, ladies. You get to watch me wrestle next week. Actually, if Big B does his job then I won’t have to fight next week.
Girl 3: What is his job?
Big B: My job is to make sure Brandon’s opponent doesn’t make it to his match with Brandon.
Girl 1: How will you do that?
Big B: My match is against the guy Brandon will be fighting.
Girl 2: Who is the guy you are talking about?
Brandon: He is talking about Æsc The Dark.
Girl 3: He sounds scary. What does he do?
Brandon: He worships Satan.
Girl 1: How can he worship Satan?
Brandon: I don’t know. I’ll ask him next time I get the chance.
Girl 3: Satan is evil.
Big B: No shit.
Girl 3: You are a mean fat man.
Big B: I get that a lot.
Brandon: Never mind you being fat, you have to make sure Mr. Dark doesn’t make it to his match with me.
Big B: I’m a 500 Pound Machine, he will be no problem.
Brandon: Yeah, you usually say that and then you lose.
Girl 1: You better win so Brandon doesn’t have to get hurt by Satan.
Big B: He is not fighting Satan. He is fighting a guy who worships him.
Girl 1: Same thing.
Big B: No, it is not.
Brandon: Shut up, both of you. Big B you must make sure he doesn’t make it to his match with me.
Big B: What will you give me if I win?
Brandon: You know the chocolate fountain you’ve been wanting?
Big B: Yes.
Brandon: Then you might get that.
Big B: I better train extra hard for this match now.
Girl 2: You train.
Big B: Yes, I train.
Girl 2: Then how come you are so fat?
Big B: I eat a lot of food.
Girl 3: You are disgusting.
Big B: You are disgusting.
Brandon: Big B, don’t disrespect the ladies.
Big B: Come on man, bros before hoes.
Brandon: (Pulls Big B aside) Shut up. I have a chance with these women.
Big B: These girls are dumb bimbos.
Brandon: I know. That is why I know I have a chance.
Big B: I hope you get AIDS or some kind of STD.
Brandon: I hope you have clogged arteries.
Girl 1: Boys, is there anything wrong?
Brandon: No, there is nothing wrong.
Big B: Everything is right in the world.
Girl 1: Good
Brandon: Back to Big B’s match, you must destroy him.
Big B: I will. I want my chocolate fountain.
Brandon: Now we are talking.
(Poison begins performing “Talk Dirty to Me”.)
Brandon: Ladies, this is our song.
Girl 2: You bet it is.
Brandon: Ladies, what do you say we dance?
Girl 3: I love dancing.
(Big B has to sit back and watch them dance.)
Brandon: Okay ladies, let’s go back to my place.
Girl 1: To do what?
Brandon: What do you think? I want you girls to talk dirty to me.
Girl 3: I get it.
Big B: (pulls Brandon aside) Are you an idiot?
Brandon: No, these girls love me.
Big B: They don’t love you and you don’t love them.
Brandon: So what?
Big B: One of these days this will catch up with you and something bad will happen.
Brandon: Nothing bad can happen to me.
Big B: You better hope so. You are a careless person.
Brandon: Nothing wrong with being careless. It makes life more fun. The only thing I want you to do is destroy Æsc The Dark.
Big B: I will destroy him, but you need to be more careful.
Brandon: Whatever. Girls, let’s get out of here.
Big B: (to himself) He is such an idiot. It’s a good thing that I get a chocolate fountain if I win or I would probably kick his ass.
Brandon: See you later, Big B. Remember, we must destroy Æsc The Dark.
Big B: I won’t forget. I want my chocolate fountain.
(Brandon and the girls leave.)
Big B: I wish I wasn’t a fat slob.
(Poison starts performing Every Rose has its Thorn.)
Big B: I hate 80’s Hair Bands.
Brandon: Then I hit him with another Superkick and I won the match.
Girl 1: Did you get hurt?
Brandon: No, I don’t get hurt.
Girl 2: That is so hot.
Brandon: Yeah, I won that match with ease.
Big B: Don’t forget the part where I helped.
Brandon: When did you help?
Big B: I provided a distraction.
Brandon: I just remember you getting hit in the balls.
Big B: Yes, but it provided a distraction which allowed you to hit your Superkick.
Girl 3: Enough fighting. Brandon, who do you fight this week?
Brandon: I don’t have a match this week.
Girl 2: You don’t.
Big B: No, I do.
Girl 2: Gross, who wants to watch you wrestle?
Big B: A lot of people.
Girl 1: No, we want to watch Brandon.
Brandon: Don’t worry, ladies. You get to watch me wrestle next week. Actually, if Big B does his job then I won’t have to fight next week.
Girl 3: What is his job?
Big B: My job is to make sure Brandon’s opponent doesn’t make it to his match with Brandon.
Girl 1: How will you do that?
Big B: My match is against the guy Brandon will be fighting.
Girl 2: Who is the guy you are talking about?
Brandon: He is talking about Æsc The Dark.
Girl 3: He sounds scary. What does he do?
Brandon: He worships Satan.
Girl 1: How can he worship Satan?
Brandon: I don’t know. I’ll ask him next time I get the chance.
Girl 3: Satan is evil.
Big B: No shit.
Girl 3: You are a mean fat man.
Big B: I get that a lot.
Brandon: Never mind you being fat, you have to make sure Mr. Dark doesn’t make it to his match with me.
Big B: I’m a 500 Pound Machine, he will be no problem.
Brandon: Yeah, you usually say that and then you lose.
Girl 1: You better win so Brandon doesn’t have to get hurt by Satan.
Big B: He is not fighting Satan. He is fighting a guy who worships him.
Girl 1: Same thing.
Big B: No, it is not.
Brandon: Shut up, both of you. Big B you must make sure he doesn’t make it to his match with me.
Big B: What will you give me if I win?
Brandon: You know the chocolate fountain you’ve been wanting?
Big B: Yes.
Brandon: Then you might get that.
Big B: I better train extra hard for this match now.
Girl 2: You train.
Big B: Yes, I train.
Girl 2: Then how come you are so fat?
Big B: I eat a lot of food.
Girl 3: You are disgusting.
Big B: You are disgusting.
Brandon: Big B, don’t disrespect the ladies.
Big B: Come on man, bros before hoes.
Brandon: (Pulls Big B aside) Shut up. I have a chance with these women.
Big B: These girls are dumb bimbos.
Brandon: I know. That is why I know I have a chance.
Big B: I hope you get AIDS or some kind of STD.
Brandon: I hope you have clogged arteries.
Girl 1: Boys, is there anything wrong?
Brandon: No, there is nothing wrong.
Big B: Everything is right in the world.
Girl 1: Good
Brandon: Back to Big B’s match, you must destroy him.
Big B: I will. I want my chocolate fountain.
Brandon: Now we are talking.
(Poison begins performing “Talk Dirty to Me”.)
Brandon: Ladies, this is our song.
Girl 2: You bet it is.
Brandon: Ladies, what do you say we dance?
Girl 3: I love dancing.
(Big B has to sit back and watch them dance.)
Brandon: Okay ladies, let’s go back to my place.
Girl 1: To do what?
Brandon: What do you think? I want you girls to talk dirty to me.
Girl 3: I get it.
Big B: (pulls Brandon aside) Are you an idiot?
Brandon: No, these girls love me.
Big B: They don’t love you and you don’t love them.
Brandon: So what?
Big B: One of these days this will catch up with you and something bad will happen.
Brandon: Nothing bad can happen to me.
Big B: You better hope so. You are a careless person.
Brandon: Nothing wrong with being careless. It makes life more fun. The only thing I want you to do is destroy Æsc The Dark.
Big B: I will destroy him, but you need to be more careful.
Brandon: Whatever. Girls, let’s get out of here.
Big B: (to himself) He is such an idiot. It’s a good thing that I get a chocolate fountain if I win or I would probably kick his ass.
Brandon: See you later, Big B. Remember, we must destroy Æsc The Dark.
Big B: I won’t forget. I want my chocolate fountain.
(Brandon and the girls leave.)
Big B: I wish I wasn’t a fat slob.
(Poison starts performing Every Rose has its Thorn.)
Big B: I hate 80’s Hair Bands.