Synergy #28 Results - January 31st, 2011

[Lord Hastings]

The streaming begins, and rather than being greeted by a sea of eager fans we are instead greeted by the sight of Todd the Intern rushing down a generic UGWC corridor, he runs through some double doors, which are marked HR, he clutches a cell phone close to his chest as he bursts into the Human Resources Department..

The determined Intern turns a corner and opens a door into a relatively small, and dark room. The only light comes from a large window that stretches the length of the room. You soon realise this is not a window, but a one way mirror, looking into another room. On the other side of the glass we see John Russo sat on a chair with a high beam lamp being pointed directly in his face. A figure walks around him, whistling 'The Grand Old Duke of York', that figure is Robert Ooley.

Todd presses a button and activates the intercom.

Todd: Er, Sir, sorry to interrupt, but I need to speak with you...

Ooley spins round and glares through the window, he turns back to Russo who sits in the glare of the light, before storming out of the room. Seconds later he slams open the door to the observation room and stands inches from Toss' face.

Ooley: This better be fucking good! Do you know how disruptive it is to have an HR Disciplinary Hearing interrupted? I think you do Toss, because I remember telling you!

Todd: I know sir, but I have...one of the target's on the phone.

Ooley: Which one?

Todd: The one we arranged for assistance. They are on hold right now sir, are you sure you want to go through with all this? If you take this phone call, as far as I can tell there is no going back.

Ooley stretches out his hand prompting Todd to place it in his hand.

Ooley: Have you seen tonight's card Toss? UGWV has done enough moving backwards, it's time someone took it into their hands to move it forward once more.

Todd nods and exits the room as Ooley takes the call of hold and places the phone to his ear as the scene ends.

[Lord Hastings]

“Given to Fly” by Pearl Jam hits the speakers to an enthusiastic pop from the audience as ‘Crash and Burn’ Enigma makes his way out with a look of pure concentration.

Vinegar: It looks like we’re getting an impromptu appearance by Breakout superstar of the year nominee, Enigma.

Covert Jay: Ninja looks piiiissssed….

Vinegar: Well, I can honestly say he looks far from his usual happy go-lucky self, and yet not twisted enough to be in his St. Jimmy persona.

Lieberjosch: I wonder if this has anything to do with that incident two weeks ago with Ezekiel?

Enigma climbs into the ring.

Enigma: How we going UGWC?

Fans cheer

Enigma: Well, a three match show….something, isn’t it?

Lieberjosch: Yes, it’s rather embarrassing for this company to say the least.

Enigma: Two weeks ago, I kicked off the guest list of Ground Zero for 2011, and it was a great start to my year, I must say. Since then, the shows have been getting much better with two other interesting guests, however, I digress.

Enigma paces around the ring a little bit.

Enigma: Towards the end of the show, my guest spot was interrupted, and I use that term quite loosely, by the supposed ‘Archangel’ Ezekiel. Albeit he didn’t bum rush the show and try to take either myself or JK out, it was more of a symbolic gesture. It’s obvious to me that he thinks we are not over in the slightest.

A few small boos greet this remark.

Enigma: His followers may not like this, but Zeke isn’t what he’s cracked up to be. Inside he is evil, and he sure as shit hasn’t changed his ways deep down. Inside, he is the same, drugged up loser, who thinks of only himself, and no one else!

The boos get louder.

Vinegar: Harsh words from the ‘UGWC’S best high flyer’

Lieberjosch: Where the hell is he going with this?

Enigma: Like I said, you may not like to hear this, but it’s true. The Archangel is a Hypocrite! Zeke, I know you’re up to something, I know that twisted little mind of yours is whirring around with some sort of plan, and it’s obvious that that plan somehow involves JK, and myself. Well guess what Chastity belt; it’s not going to work. If it has to come down to the ‘Saint of Chaos’ verses the ‘Archangel’ then so bloody be it, either way, your plan will come crashing down, and those whom you are targeting will reign down upon you with vengeance!

Enigma is staring right down the barrel of the camera lens at this point

Enigma: When I find out what you’re up to, you’re going down.

He drops the mic as ‘Given to Fly’ once again hits the PA system

Covert Jay: BATTLE OF THE NINJAS!

Vinegar: I must say this is very unlike Enigma….all those accusations against another Entertainment Professional.

Lieberjosch: And are they even correct??

Vinegar: I guess only time will tell.

[Lord Hastings]

Vinegar: We welcome you to ringside here on Synergy!

Covert Jay: Huttah!

Vinegar: We’re starting our in-ring action tonight with the Last Chance Battle Royal to determine the final two entrants into this year’s Global Challenge!

Peterson: An' ya know dat ya be joined fo' some guest jive by da nig dat be destined ta be da lord o' da ring himself da Lord Donovan Hastings so brace yourself foo'!

Vinegar: Is it necessary to put the megaphone directly up to my headset?

Lieberjosch: Of course it was, the Lord must be introduced proper.

Hastings: Thank you.

DING DING!

Vinegar: The competitors all conveniently already in the ring, this match underway, brawling all over the ring, it’s up to Brian Chartreuse and Hazel East at ringside to make sense of it all.

Covert Jay: Or us on commentary.

Hastings: Yeah, good luck with that.

Vinegar: Tyvola throws Kyle Tacker out of the ring!

Lieberjosch: That didn’t take long.

Vinegar: Fusion has Fernandez!

Covert Jay: Virus of Life!

Lieberjosch: But Kiseragi with a Yari Kick that knocks Fusion right over the ropes to the outside!

Vinegar: Eliminations can come fast and furious in an environment like this one.

Covert Jay: Especially when one has not posted.

Lieberjosch: Eh?

Hastings: The reality is that none of these men are in any way qualified to be known as the Lord of the Ring.

Covert Jay: You know, I think there is something you didn’t do this week either.

Hastings: I don’t know what you’re talking about.

Covert Jay: You didn’t-

Hastings: Cease your prattling, peasant!

Vinegar: Kiseragi and Tyvola each brawling with a member of the Thames Valley Hit Squad, meanwhile Forewell Boding is on the outside looking underneath the apron, we’re being told that he went through the ropes, not over them, he is not eliminated.

Lieberjosch: On a technicality.

Vinegar: Tyvola plants Blake with a clothesline, grabs Fernandez, goes to whip him across the ring, Fernandez reverses it and pulls him back!

Covert Jay: Panda Buster!

Vinegar: Fernandez plants Tyvola, meanwhile Forewell Boding has now taken Owen Peterson’s megaphone and is staring into it.

Hastings: Oh, enough of this.

Vinegar: Where are you going?

Lieberjosch: Duncan Ryder stomping Kiseragi down in the corner, ducks a clothesline from Fernandez, and lifts him into an electric chair!

Vinegar: Hastings just snatched the megaphone from Boding and…GREAT AUNT PETUNIA’S SWEDISH MEATBALLS!!!

Lieberjosch: Hastings is beating Boding with the megaphone!

Covert Jay: THE HIT!

Vinegar: Blake and Ryder with that double team maneuver on Alan Fernandez, meanwhile Hastings yanks Boding to the ring, shoves him in!

Lieberjosch: Blake pulls Fernandez up, tosses him out!

Covert Jay: Boding stumbling to his feet, and Ryder sends him over!

Vinegar: The Cooperative Champions looking dominant in this battle royal!

Lieberjosch: Blake and Ryder have been able to reassume their own personalities thanks to the Director of Human Resources, and they certainly have made the most of it, just Kiseragi and Tyvola stand in the way of them joining the Global Challenge!

Vinegar: Blake trying to force Tyvola over the top rope, Ryder has Kiseragi!

Lieberjosch: Tyvola elbows Blake away, recovers and grabs him by the arm.

Vinegar: And a reversal by Kiseragi, irish whips Ryder across the ring as Tyvola does the same to Blake, and the Cooperative Champions run smack into each other!

Lieberjosch: Both men disoriented!

Vinegar: A backdrop by Kiseragi sends Blake to the outside, Tyvola lifts Ryder into a military press!

Lieberjosch: And he hurls him to the outside!

Covert Jay: That’s it!

Dennis: Here are your winners, TYVOLA and Alex KISSSERRRRAGIIIIIIIII!!!!

Vinegar: Tyvola and Kiseragi advance, they are the final two to enter into the Global Challenge, they join Russo, Medos, Gabrielle, Daisuke, Pierce, and Hastings, one will be declared the Lord of the Ring!

Lieberjosch: Tyvola may not have even noticed, as he wanders out of the ring and is heading through the crowd.

Vinegar: Kiseragi having his arm raised by Brian Chartreuse, he’ll GREAT GREEK GRAVY!!!!

Covert Jay: I wondered where he went.

Vinegar: Hastings is in the ring with a steel pipe, and he just slammed it into the back of Kiseragi’s knees! Kiseragi fallen on his knees, he’s in serious pain!

Lieberjosch: He’s bowing before the Lord!

Vinegar: And now Hastings pushes Kiseragi over and stands over him, could this be an Infinity preview here tonight?

[Lord Hastings]

We cut to a shot backstage following the Last Chance Battle Royal. Instantly every bit of our attention is pulled to Gabrielle walking through the halls, and more prominently her very ample chest. Overflowing from her top like two magnificent caramel apples that force the nostalgic trip back to a high school fair and popped cherries under the bleachers after things went just a bit to far.

We're pulled right back to the here and now as Gabby turns a corner and in the background Tyvola's bearded stare fills the scene with his ominous presence. Reminiscent of the look given by the kid who's mom is making him work the candy apple stand while he watches his crush head towards the field with the 'bad boy', Tyvola just stares.

Then it happens. She glances back. They both turn away. And just before she walks through the curtains she looks back again.

.....

Tyvola: Shut up.

We cut back to the ring, and a darkened set on the titantron greets the sea of fans at the UGWC area. Soon, a pre-recorded voice is played as an 8-bit synthesiser plays Men at Works ‘Land down Under.’

Voice: Ladies and Gentlemen, your host for this Australia day version of Ground Zero…….‘THE CYCLONE’ JK!!!!!!!!!!!

The studio lights flicker on as JK swivels the chair around so that he is facing the camera, a smug look on his face.

JK: G’day, UGWC fans. You have not heard incorrectly, this is the Australia day edition of Ground Zero, albeit Australia Day was officially on the 26th of January, so happy late Australia day everyone. The show will be taking place in the ring, this is just a prerecording from an undetermined location *cough*Piercing Truth Set*cough*…..sorry, got a frog in the throat. Usually, Dennis would be announcing the Ground Zero band, but seeing as these guys got the number one spot on Triple J’s hottest 100 (OoC: A competition held on Australia day wherein the listeners vote, by naming the title, for the best song of the previous year. The top 100 songs picked are played on Triple J during Australia day), I figured it would be best for an Aussie to introduce them. Here to play ‘Big Jet Plane’, the winners of the 2011 Hottest 100, ANGUS AND JULIA STONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Angus and Julia walk out to a small pop from the fans; Angus gives them a wave as Julia smiles. They soon start playing the song voted as number one by the fans of Australia.

Angus: She said, "Hello, Mister, please to meet you"
I wanna hold her, I wanna kiss her
She smelled of daisies, she's smelled of daisies
She drive me crazy, she drive me crazy

(The video on the tron fades to the arena)

Angus + Julia: Gonna take her for a ride on a big jet plane
Gonna take her for a ride on a big jet plane
Hey hey, hey hey

(JK walks through the curtains, his Cross Hemisphere championship prominently displayed over his left shoulder, to a massive ‘AUSSIE, AUSSIE, AUSSIE, OI, OI, OI!’ chant)

Angus + JK: Be my lover, my lady river
But can I take you, take you higher?

(JK walks down to the ring, High fiving fans along the way)

Angus + Julia: Gonna take her for a ride on a big jet plane
Gonna take her for a ride on a big jet plane
Gonna take her for a ride on a big jet plane
Gonna take her for a ride on a big jet plane

Hey hey, hey hey
Hey hey, hey hey

(JK walks towards the ring apron, raising an arm to the roar of the fans in attendance, and possibly some at home)

Angus: Gonna hold you, gonna kiss you in my arms
Gonna take you away from harm
Gonna hold you, gonna kiss you in my arms
Gonna take you away from harm

(JK moves from the apron and climbs up one of the turnbuckles, and poses for the fans to have a Photo op.)

Angus + Julia: Gonna take her for a ride on a big jet plane
Gonna take her for a ride on a big jet plane
Gonna take her for a ride on a big jet plane
Gonna take her for a ride on a big jet plane

(JK climbs into the ring as they finish)

Angus + Julia: Hey hey, hey hey
Hey hey, hey hey
Hey hey

JK: Angus and Julia Stone, big thank you to the both of you, I know you guys are currently playing the Big Day Out festival back home, but thank you so much for playing our opener.

A moderate cheer of appreciation emits from the fans.

JK: You can see why they won the Hottest 100 this year, with that song, and it’s kinda prophetic because my next guest is someone who is no stranger to controversy. He has been dumped as the face of many ‘Anti insert bad thing here’ groups after a slight scandal in late 2009, he has been called a hypocrite after he used a ring bell on former UGWC talent Dirge after declaring his disgust for using weapons, and most recently, he has been in a slight cross-fire with the consortium as to the Number one Contender to the UGWC heavyweight crown which will culminate tonight in his match against Phrixus Deimos in tonight’s main event. Please welcome, JET SOMMERS!!!!!!!!!!!

"Everybody Down" by Nonpoint hits the speakers as the fans start screaming for their hero. Jet makes his way down to the ring, with his world title also displayed around his waist. He enters the ring, and the two share a brief handshake before JK hands him his microphone.

JK: Well, here we are. Two friends, one the Top tier champion, the other, the second tier champion. The first Australian Cross Hemisphere champion, and the man of whom he would not even have the title if it wasn’t for his help during the trial. Jet, mate, happy late Australia day, and welcome to the show!

Jet: Thanks, JK, happy late Aussie day. And I just hope I didn't botch up my testimony too much, heh.

JK: Both you and I have known each other, ever since you came into the GIW, back when I was the GIW.com Champion. Did you ever think that you would claim the world title as quickly as you did?

Jet: I'll be honest, when I first came here, it had nothing to do with championships, or really any kind of real achievement. I was only here to protect my sister.

JK: Last year, you and Phrixus made a pact, or a truce, or whatever you want to call it, with the deal being that if you win the title, he’d get the first shot. Now the Consortium is forcing you into a match where Phrixus has to beat you in order to make that promise a reality. Even though this sort of conflicts your beliefs, not doing so would also make you contradict yourself, are you going to let Phrix win? Or are you going to give it your all?

Jet: If you watch Synergy, you know what kind of runaround I've been given regarding this match. I figure this is about as close as The Consortium is going to let me get to having my way. I feel like I've fulfilled my promise. This is Fear's shot, and I'm not going to make it easy on him, so let's hope he makes the most of it. If not, I can't say I didn't try.

JK: Now Jet, I really don’t want to ask this question as I consider you to be a true friend of mine, but, I was instructed by the consortium to discuss this *JK pulls out a sheet of paper with Jets signature on the bottom* Counter proposal of yours. As we know, the consortium told you that you virtually had to spend your entire purse to give Phrix a shot at the title, you proposed G$2 million. Why such a low amount?

Jet: The purse holdings don't mean a lot to me, but they obviously mean a lot more to The Consortium. I could hae spent all my purse to get what I wanted, but the truth is, I wasn't going to spend more than I had to. And it worked out.

JK: I understand, mate, I really do. I know that if it were up to you, Phrix would get the shot for free. Like I said, this is something the consortium wants me to do. This however, isn’t. I noticed a little bit in the opening paragraph, and I quote, “It appears to me that with the majority of the roster tied up in the Global Challenge, Phrixus Deimos is not only the most logical choice, but the only available one.” You do know that I only have to be in Australia until the Pay per View, do you not consider me to be much of a threat or something?

Jet:I wouldn't say you're not a threat. But you have that freshly won championship there, and I'd like to see you bring the same amount of respect to it that you brought to the GIW.com championship back in the day. You've got a lot ahead of you as the Cross Hemisphere champ, no sense in dividing your focus.

JK: Fair comment, but let this be known mate, the instant I’m no longer a champion, I’m coming for the world title.

Jet: Maybe I should set aside G$8 million just for you?

Jet and JK share a snicker.

JK: Last question. Last week, you and Phrix were set to face Zeke and Donovan Hastings in Cooperative action, before Dexter came out and dropped the bombshell mentioned previously. Do you think that maybe Donovan bullied his way out of the tag match, and into the Global Challenge?

Jet: Bullied? No. With the exception of Owen Peterson, Hastings' bullying days are finished. I think they are just playing to him, appeasing the old fools' wishes out of respect. And, he did spend a great deal to get back in, that's how you deal with The Consortium.

JK: Jet, thanks for coming mate.

Jet: I wouldn't miss it.

JK: Jet Somers will be in action later tonight against Phrixus Deimos, so don’t leave the site for anything.

[Lord Hastings]

Vinegar: We’re onto our second-

Lieberjosch: And least important.

Vinegar: Match of the evening. Its tag team action starring half of the competitors of this year’s Global Challenge.

Dennis: The following match is a Global Challenge preview contest scheduled for one fall!

Lieberjosch: Except of course that there won’t be any tag team matches in the Global Challenge but I suppose anything to make this match seem interesting.

The lights dim to a near blackout, as all you can see on the Globaltron is the words: "He Is Here!" Suddenly, an explosion erupts from the stage as "Firefly" by Breaking Benjamin starts up. Medos appears just as the chorus starts. He walks to the front of the stage, looks around, raises one hand up slowly, then throws it down as yet another explosion appears from behind him. The screen is showing Medos wrestling with several other wrestlers from previous matches.

Dennis: Introducing first! From Somerset, England! Weighing in at 210lbs! Meeeedoooos!!!

Medos carries on walking down; he slaps hands with one fan, and walks past the others. He rolls into the ring, and towards a turnbuckle. He points at the fans, raises his hand to his forehead, sticks his index and middle finger out, and salutes the fans. He then prepares himself.

"Shout 2000" hits over the PA system as John Russo and Sierra Steel appear from behind the curtain. Sierra gives John a smile, which sets him off running down the ramp and he ends up sliding into the ring under.

Dennis: And his tag team partner! Accompanied to the ring by Sierra Steel! From San Diego, California! Weighing in at an unspecified amount! I guess he’s a little sensitive! John Russoooooooo!!!

As John poses in the ring and plays to the crowd, Sierra makes her way down to ringside. John looks over at Sierra standing over at ringside before smiling and yelling out to the crowd, "Shout!"

What You Want begins to play and Gabrielle walks out atop the entranceway giving a quick twirl before tussling her hair and making her way down to the ring.

Dennis: And their opponents! Introducing first from Auckland, New Zealand! Weighing in at 130lbs! Gabrieelleeeee!!!

She climbs up onto the ring apron and then crawls along the length of it before crawling into the ring and getting to her feet where she saunters to the middle of the ring.

Pyros explode on the opening rifts of You Know My Name. As the music softens Travis Pierce comes out from backstage and walks to the ring.

Dennis: And finally her partner! Also sensitive about his weight! Travis Pieeerce!!!

Vinegar: That’s everyone. It looks like Medos and Pierce are going to start us off.

Ding! Ding!

Vinegar: Here we go. Pierce and Medos lock up in the middle of the ring. Medos quickly transitions into an arm wringer. Rolls Pierce onto his back. Pierce quickly kips up to his feet though and reverses into an arm wringer of his own, straight into a side headlock.

Lieberjosch: And if matches could just end now it would be great but they’ll just go and spoil it from here.

Vinegar: Pierce takes Medos down with a hip throw, keeps the headlock. Medos counters with a head scissor. Pierce transitions around to go into a headstand. Throws himself down hard enough to break his head free and hits Medos with a low front dropkick.

Jay: Ninja agility.

Vinegar: Glad you could join us. Pierce makes the tag to Gabrielle who comes in just as Medos is getting back to his feet. Goes straight for a Magistral Cradle.

1!

Vinegar: But Medos kicks right out. Both of them get up to their feet. Gabrielle charges in and gets taken over with an arm drag. Gabrielle rolls through and follows up with one of her own. Medos rolls through and is straight back to his feet. Gabrielle attempts to follow up but Medos sidesteps and sends her into the turnbuckle and follows up with a dropkick to the back.

Lieberjosch: Another nice exchange. Medos showing the kind of skills he’ll need if he wants to so much as progress past the first round of this years Global Challenge.

Vinegar: Medos takes the chance to tag in Russo who goes into the corner to follow up on what Medos started. Gabrielle strikes back with a back elbow that staggers Russo. Follows up with a hurricanrana.

Jay: Lady ninja!

Vinegar: She’s pulling Russo back to his feet. Takes him over with a snap suplex and floats over into a cover.

1!

2!

Vinegar: Russo kicks out. Gabrielle pulls him back to his feet again and drags him to the corner where she tags in Pierce. They whip him to the ropes and take him down with a double clothesline.

Lieberjosch: And Pierce taking some time of to laud it up. He should get out of that habit if he intends to spend his Horizons winnings on a Heavyweight title shot.

Vinegar: Russo slowly getting back up. Pierce has him by the head. Russo trying to fight back with some body shots but Pierce cuts him off with a clubbing blow to the back followed up with a double underhook backbreaker. Pierce going to the top rope.

Lieberjosch: He may have wanted to do more damage before going for an Article 3 violation. Russo gets up enough to leap for the corner and make a tag.

Jay: Ninja dive!

Vinegar: Medos comes in and Pierce dives straight into a crossbody. Medos able to reverse it and puts the pin on Pierce.

1!

2!

Vinegar: Pierce kicks out. Medos pulling him to his feet but Pierce counters immediately with a Northern Lights suplex. Bridging pin.

1!

2!

Vinegar: Medos kicks out too. Both men quickly to their feet. Medos with a boot to the gut. Transatlantic Trouble connects and Pierce goes down. Medos heading to the top rope now.

Lieberjosch: Oh and he was doing so well.

Vinegar: Medos dives. Frog splash! Pierce gets his knees up! Both men are down.

Jay: And the classic race to the corners ensues.

Vinegar: Both men hurt but reach their partners almost simultaneously. Gabrielle and Russo charge in and Gabrielle takes him down with a running calf kick. Russo quickly back up and gets dropped with an enziguri! Gabrielle to the top rope now. Split legged moonsault! Cover!

1!

2!

Vinegar: Russo kicks out. Gabrielle pulling him back to his feet. Going for the 34DD DDT.

Jay: Pierce ninja tags himself in from the apron.

Vinegar: Russo escapes the DDT and clotheslines Gabrielle over the ropes.

Jay: He hasn’t seen Pierce climb into the ring and knock Medos off the apron with a forearm shot.

Vinegar: Russo turns back. The Truth Hurts!!! Cover!

1!

2!

3!

Ding! Ding! Ding!

Dennis: Here are your winners! Gabrielle and Travis Pieeerce!!!

Vinegar: Travis Pierce picks up the win for his team here tonight and for once without the assistance of Robert Ooley.

Jay: That’s because these people have nothing on the Dragooooooooooon!

Vinegar: Well either way this is going to give him some momentum as we draw closer to Infinity. If he keeps this up he could place himself in a strong position to take that Lord of the Ring title.

Lieberjosch: But he has seven other competitors to go through for that to happen and that’s no easy task for anyone.

Vinegar: I agree entirely. Next up is our main event. Phrixus Deimos fights to become the Number 1 contender to Jet Somers Heavyweight title by defeating, Jet Somers. You don’t want to miss it.

[Lord Hastings]

JK is packing his bag back in his locker room, preparing to head back out to Australia to complete his charity work. Soon, a knocking noise is heard at his door, JK looks up towards the door, before going back to his packing.

JK: Come in.

Enigma walks into shot.

JK: Hey mate, happy late Aussie day.

Enigma: Yeah, thanks. Look, I know that you’re in on the plan Zeke has going on.

JK looks a little worried.

JK: Plan??? What pla…

Enigma cuts him off

Enigma: JK, don’t play dumb, I saw the look on your face; I know Zeke has given you a job to do for his plan, and I know that it involves myself. Now, I’m asking you as my friend. What is Zeke’s plan, and how does it involve me?

JK sighs.

JK: I can’t tell you mate, all I can say is that it doesn’t involve you, or at least not to my knowledge, now please, don’t go looking for answers, you won’t find any, and it may wind up costing you a lot more than what you bargained for.

Enigma stares at JK with a look of disappointment.

Enigma: So, it’s come to threats has it? Well, I’m going to keep looking until I find out what’s going on, and neither you nor your buddy Ezekiel’s threats are going to stop me.

Enigma storms out of the room.

We cut to the inside of the UGWC Boardroom, the now familiar Oval Table sits in front of us, and this week Dexter Vines and Moss Edwards have already taken their seats and are both looking keenly from their watches, to the door, then towards one another. Moss soon begins drumming his fingers on the tabletop, until Dexter shoots him a look which ceases the impatient fidgeting.

Dexter: We've got the time right this time haven't we?

Moss: Yes. This time he's late.

Dexter: You're sure we're not really early, or really late.

Moss: I double checked the memo, the meeting was scheduled to start ten minutes ago..

At this moment the door to the boardroom opens and in walks Robert Ooley twirling Louis in a windmill motion by his side, as Todd the Intern struggles in behind him, and both men take their seats. Moss and Dexter look at Ooley as if he had just fondled their children.

Ooley: Sorry I'm late chaps, lucky Toss here is always by my side, huh? Otherwise you could have started the meeting without me.

Dexter looks across at Moss.

Dexter: One of us is employing an assistant.

Moss: Can't we just borrow Todd?

Ooley: I'm afraid Toss is predisposed, what with my new Career Advancement programme taking up so much time.

Dexter: Can we get down to business now? We have a motion to put forward, we ensure Jet Somers is victorious tonight.

Ooley: If that's what you two want to do, I have no objection.

Dexter and Moss look at one another with surprise.

Moss: So the motion carries?

Ooley: Do whatever the hell you two want.

Dexter: I must admit we expected a little more resistance from you on this.

Ooley: Why?

Dexter: Well you've been trying to convince us to give in to Jet's demands all month, we didn't expect it to stop.

Ooley: That hasn't stopped. If you two want Somers and Deimos to cripple you both for interfering in their business, I have no objections, I'll buy a fucking hotdog and enjoy the show, the damage has already been done, giving away this match for free tonight was just fucking retarded, nothing can be salvaged now.

Dexter: I think you misunderstood.

Ooley: Don't flatter yourself dickwad, your a lot less cerebral than you give yourself credit for.

Dexter: What we meant was that we has a unit would ensure he lost, I.e you and Louis...

Moss: And maybe even your new friend Travis Pierce.

Ooley: Toss can you repeat the motion, as was said?

Todd: “We have a motion to put forward, we ensure Jet Somers is victorious tonight.”

Dexter: We as a unit...

Ooley: Ah, but we as a unit did not propose said motion, that was just you two window lickers. I naturally assumed the following “we ensure Jet Somers is victorious” stuff was regarding the same we.

Dexter: How were we meant to know that?

Ooley: You mean we as in as a unit, or we as in you and Moss?

Dexter: Moss and I! You weren't clear...

Ooley: What was my response Toss?

Todd: “If that's what you two want to do, I have no objection.”

Ooley: See, note the numerical unit I use, “two”, when referring to both of you. Maybe you should have both been clearer in what you've said. So if you two want to interfere in jet Somers and Phrixus Deimos' love in, don't let me stand in your way. Obviously though, I won't be offering a helping hand in proceedings, I have far more important matters to attend to.

Dexter: Like what?

Ooley: Oh, numerous things. This project is going to take up a lot of my time, which is why I got your approval for the consultant last week.

Moss: When are going to meet them?

Ooley: All in good time chaps, there is no immediate rush, my project is only in its infancy right now.

Dexter: So they won't be joining us for a while?

Ooley: I wouldn't say that.

Dexter: What would you say?

Ooley: Just that the Consultant is unpredictable at the best of times, they'll be here and all will become clear.

Dexter: What are you planning Ooley?

Ooley: Don't you worry yourselves about that, you should just focus on getting further under Jet Somers' skin, that's what you've been trying to do all month isn't it? Stick with what you know chaps, it's far better for you that way.

Ooley stands up from his chair.

Ooley: That's about all I care about chaps, lets go Toss.

Before Moss or Dexter can protest, Ooley has ushered the minute taker out of the room, and ended this meeting.

[Lord Hastings]

Vinegar: Well ladies and gentlemen it has been a great show so far, we now know all the competitors in the Global Challenge 2011 and we are set for our Main Event of the evening...UGWC Champion Jet Somers vs. a potential Championship opponent in Phrixus Deimos.

Lieberjosch: This is old school here, beat the Champion to get a shot at the Championship.

*Everybody Down.

A silhouette resembling Jet Somers appears in the distance of a darkened hallway, walking toward the screen. A distorted and distant Mark Collie wails: 'In time, your time will be no more...,' and the vertical control suddenly flips out as Nonpoint's "Everybody Down" hits hard and Jet runs out from behind the curtain, UGWC Heavyweight Championship strapped around his waist. He runs to the edge of the stage and pumps his fist in the air a few times. At 'And when I stomp you' Jet sprints down the ramp, slapping hands in the crowd as he goes, running to leap onto the apron of the ring. He grabs the rope with one hand and pumps the other fist in the air on each 'Everybody Down!' chant of the chorus. Jet finally steps in and unstraps the belt, holding it up quickly to the approval of the crowd before handing it over. He begins bouncing on the balls of his feet and throwing shadow punches to warm up.


Covert Jay: The TWiSTeD Ninja looks ready for this match.

*Phucking Phreak

Phruxis Deimos makes his way down to the ring with his eyes locked on Jet Somers and the gold around his waist.

Covert Jay: The Phreaky Ninja does as well.

Lieberjosch: Stop ruining this old school contest ya ninja obsessed freak.

Vinegar: Deimos and Somers look set to start this match...circling one another...Jet shoots in for a takedown but Phruxis scrambles too safety.

Lieberjosch: He shoots in again though and takes him down with an old school double leg into a mount but Deimos gets to the ropes.

Covert Jay: Bet he's not used to that in MMA.

Vinegar: Circling one another once again...Somers shoots but gets taken down with a snap DDT.

Lieberjosch: The Phreak going for a quick win.

Burke: 1...

...2...

Vinegar: Deimos was so close there to becoming the new number one contender.

Lieberjosch: The Champion being pulled to his feet where Deimos takes him back down with a neckbreaker...and now stomping away at him without mercy until the referee Glen Burke pulls him off.

Covert Jay: That'd mean the fights over in MMA.

Vinegar: Jet brought back to a vertical base and whipped off the ropes right into a Samoan Drop.

Burke: 1...

...2...

Vinegar: Somers kicks out only to get locked in a tight sleeper hold.

Covert Jay: Ninja MMA.

Vinegar: His MMA skills did indeed come in handy as Somers easily escaped that submission hold and is getting back to his feet and wow snaps off a quick STO and chains through into a cross armbreaker.

Lieberjosch: Deimos doing the right thing though and gripping his own arm preventing Jet from hyper extending it and snapping it.

Covert Jay: That's no wussy wrestling submission, MMA submissions break your bones if you dont tap.

Vinegar: Deimos manages to roll Somers onto his back...

Burke: 1...

...2...

Vinegar: Somers kicks out and he's still got Deimos's arm and thanks to that kick out he's caught him off guard and he's wrenching on that arm...Phruxis might tap here.

Lieberjosch: Deimos gets a foot on the ropes and forces Jet to break the hold. Both men getting to their feet now and Phruxis surprising with a takedown.

Vinegar: Indeed Deimos choose to strike first there rather than give Jet the opportunity. He follows that up with a dropkick and then a second...Jet getting to his feet slower now and a third dropkick...

Lieberjosch: No Deimos only feigned it but regardless Jet shoots behind him for a German suplex but receives a headbutt and then a superkick...

Covert Jay: Ninja block!

Lieberjosch: Somers caught the foot and now comes in with the Suicide Pull, taking him down right into some Ground and Pound.

Vinegar: Brutal strike after brutal strike before he finally relents and now stalks his Championship hopeful. He comes off the ropes looking for a spear, but Deimos avoids the contact and spears him in the back.

Lieberjosch: Both men and down and Jet is clutching at his back tenderly after that move.

Vinegar: Deimos the first up and he brings Jet to his feet who counters with an inside cradle.

Burke: 1...

...2...

…

Vinegar: So close right there, Deimos just managed to kick out and I mean just...both both men back to their feet simultaneously...Phruxis back done courtesy of a leg sweep...but he's back up right into a spinning backfist that crumples him.

Burke: 1...

...2...

Lieberjosch: Jet stalking him again and goes for the Kao Loi, but Deimos dropkicks his leg out from under him and now attempting a knee bar.

Vinegar: Somers battles free and both men back up and out of no where the Kao Loi connects as Somers drives that knee into his opponents head.

Lieberjosch: He's sizing Deimos up again...and drops him to his knees with an axe kick...now staring at the corner...

Vinegar: Jetstreamer coming up!

Covert Jay: Ninja hesitation.

Lieberjosch: That leg that Deimos kicked out from under him seems to be bothering him but he's thrown caution to the wind and leaps up onto the ropes, firing back with a jet streamer...

Covert Jay: That is so ninja!

Vinegar: Deimos sidesteps and clutches at Somers mid-air and locks him into the Millennial Decay...

Lieberjosch: Somers still fighting though...but Deimos is the one who counters as he drops Jet to the mat and rolls him up with a handful of tights.

Burke: 1...

...2...

...3!

Vinegar: Deimos did it...he's now set to challenge Jet at Infinity for the UGWC Championship.

Lieberjosch: Beat the champ to get a shot at the Championship...that's how we used to do it. Somers breif hesitation cost him this match.

Covert Jay: His Ninja MMA failed him.

Vinegar: Well that is all the time we have this week folks, thankyou for joining us for another exciting edition of Synergy!

[Lord Hastings]

Ooley and Todd
T-Rob

Enigma Speaks
Enigma

Battle Royal
Hastings

Tyvola and Gabby
Tyvola

Ground Zero
JK

Cooperative Match
A-Kis

Aussie Rebels Backstage
Enigma

Consortium Meeting
T-Rob

Main Event
DJS

[Orgabsmic]

Good show all around guys. Cant wait to see what Ooley has planed.

['The Cyclone' JK]

Agreed, great show even with three matches. Well done to all those who contributed with segments, and terrific job to all those who wrote up a match.