Synergy #29 Results - February 7th, 2011

[Lord Hastings]

Vinegar: Welcome, everyone, to UGWC Synergy!

Covert Jay: Huttah!

Vinegar: We are just a week away from Infinity, the annual home to the Global Challenge!

Lieberjosch: And it’s looking to be an amazing night. My, ah, entertainment is scheduled for my room at 11:00, so hopefully we’ll be out of here on time.

Vinegar: By which my broadcast partner is presumably referring to the fantastic field of competitors in this year’s Challenge, perhaps the greatest I’ve ever seen, not to mention our blockbuster World Title match featuring Jet Somers defending against Phrixus Deimos.

Lieberjosch: It that makes you feel better about it, sure.

Vinegar: I’m going to choose to ignore that, as it’s time for our first match!

The lights dim to a near blackout, as all you can see on the Titantron is the words: "He Is Here!" Suddenly, an explosion erupts from the stage as "Firefly" by Breaking Benjamin starts up. Medos appears just as the chorus starts. He walks to the front of the stage, looks around, raises one hand up slowly, then throws it down as yet another explosion appears from behind him. The screen is showing Medos wrestling with several other wrestlers from previous matches. Medos carries on walking down, he slaps hands with one fan, and walks past the others. He rolls into the ring, and towards an turnbuckle. He points at the fans, raises his hand to his forehead, sticks his index and middle finger out, and salutes the fans. He then prepares himself.

Dennis: The following contest is scheduled for one fall! Introducing first, the British Lionheart, MEEEEEEEDOOSSSSSSSSS!!!!

Vinegar: All three of the competitors in this triple threat match are participants in the Global Challenge, they’ll be looking to gain an edge over each other going into the tournament.

The lights go out kicking on a red glow from under the ramp. ‘Come Together’ kicks in and Tyvola lumbers out from the back and into the ring.

Dennis: The Jackal of Jwar Isle, TYVOLLLLLLLAAAAAAAA!!!!!

Lieberjosch: Kids, hide your popcorn.

Covert Jay: But I wanted some!

"Shout 2000" hits over the PA system as John Russo and Sierra Steel appear from behind the curtain. Sierra gives John a smile, which sets him off running down the ramp and he ends up sliding into the ring under. As John poses in the ring and plays to the crowd, Sierra makes her way down to ringside. John looks over at Sierra standing over at ringside before smiling and yelling out to the crowd, "Shout!"

Dennis: And their opponent, from San Diego, California, JOHN RUUUUUSSSSOOOOOOO!!!!!

Lieberjosch: Stop shouting, you idiot!

Dennis: It’s my job.

Lieberjosch: Not you!

DING DING!

Vinegar: We’re underway with triple threat action, Medos ducks under a clothesline from Russo but runs right into a boot from Tyvola.

Lieberjosch: And Tyvola stops to stare at Medos for some reason, gives Russo time to wrap him up from behind and execute a German suplex.

Vinegar: Russo goes to kick the fallen Medos, but Medos catches the leg, takes him down into the Gracious Submittal!

Lieberjosch: Submission hold on Russo, he struggles against the pain, but Tyvola stomps Medos and breaks it up!

Vinegar: Tyvola throws Medos through the ropes to the outside, Russo getting up as Tyvola comes off the ropes.

Covert Jay: Wrong Way War Hammer!

Vinegar: Tyvola covers with a lateral press!





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Vinegar: Medos comes off the turnbuckles with a corkscrew splash, breaking up the cover!

Lieberjosch: And Medos kicking Tyvola out of the ring now.

Vinegar: Going for Russo, but Russo has recovered, catches him with an inverted atomic drop, and now drops Medos with a running DDT!

Lieberjosch: And now he’s going for the Guillotine!

Vinegar: That brutal submission hold, Russo trying to lock it in on Medos!

Lieberjosch: He’s got it!

Covert Jay: Makes you wonder how successful it would be on a Gabby.

Lieberjosch: Why wouldn’t it be?

Covert Jay: She doesn’t have an Adam’s Apple.

Lieberjosch: I’m loathe to admit it, but good point.

Covert Jay: Doesn’t have Fred’s apple either.

Vinegar: Medos struggling, he might be about to tap!

Lieberjosch: But Tyvola kicks Russo in the head, breaks up the cover!

Vinegar: Tyvola going to pull Medos to his feet!

Covert Jay: MAGUS!!!!!!

Vinegar: Russo’s to his feet!

Lieberjosch: Heart Punch!

Vinegar: Russo collapses, rolls out of the ring, and now Tyvola has the cover on Medos!





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Dennis: Here is your winner, TYVOLLLLLAAAAAAA!!!!!

Vinegar: The Jackal of Jwar Isle, looking impressive here tonight!

Lieberjosch: But can he keep it up next week in the Global Challenge?

Vinegar: Don’t go anywhere, we’ve got plenty of action still to go, here on Synergy!

[Lord Hastings]

All three members of the Consortium are sat around the oval table, along with Todd the Intern who is keenly listening and taking notes. Dexter and Moss look less affable than usual, Dexter the clearly angrier of the two. Ooley on the other hand sits back with his arms crossed behind his head.

Dexter: You have some serious explaining to do Robert, we've been looking over a lot of things from the past month, and it's clear as day we have problems.

Ooley merely chuckles at the remark.

Dexter: I get the feeling you are not considering this with the importance you should be, Moss and I demand you take this seriously, after the things we've discovered!

Moss: You certainly shouldn't be laughing none of this is funny, not like one of my surrealist promo's.

Ooley: Not funny? If it wasn't quite so tragic you might be right.

Dexter: So you understand the predicament you find yourself in, a tragedy is indeed a decent word to sum things up.

Ooley: This has nothing to do with Ole Bob's predicament, it's all about the mess you two have got yourself into from the very moment UGWC returned for 2011.

Moss: It has nothing to do with us, this is all about your job Robert. That's where things aren't going smoothly.

Dexter: Who allowed our Cross-Hemisphere Champion to go and do Charity work in a country with a favourable GDP?

Moss: The Human Resource Department.

Dexter: Marek Daisuke AND Ezekiel have taken leaves of absence at the exact same time, leaving us with a Chaos Championship with no holder and a gap in the Global Challenge. Who's job is it to ensure we retain our Entertainment Professionals?

Moss: The Human Resource Department.

Dexter: And on top of all that, we only have one viable contender for the World Heavyweight Championship, and thats Phrixus Deimos, a man who's had more shots than your average pensioner. Who's job is it to recruit fresh blood and keep the current workforce motivated and hungry?

Moss: The Human Resource Department.

Dexter: You see, I don't see Moss or I's name involved in any of those tragedies, none of this is our fault.

Ooley chuckles again.

Ooley: The only reason you have done this is because Astro Bummers made you look stupid, jus' like Ole' Bob predicted. He got the opponent he wanted for Infinity, and made you two look like handicapped wombats in the process. Instead of honourably admitting defeat you're now trying to pin this on Ole Bob and his department. It's a pitifully obvious scheme.

Dexter: Are you denying these things are the responsibility of your department? Are you really trying to pass the buck?

Ooley: No, that's what you are doing. I'm sure our Benefactor will have some questions if our buy-rates for Infinity are significantly down on Horizons. So, quite naturally, the two of you are panicking. But I'll take responsibility for all those things, and also say they're not a problem.

Dexter: Not a problem? You better hope your right, because if they are it's your job on the line.

Ooley: Ole' Bob guesses it's kind of lucky he has transcripts of meetings we've had where Ole' Bob has clearly stated he needed more investment in the HR Department, much to your objections.

Dexter: Which you got, but it hasn't changed anything.

Ooley: The wheels are in motion, don't worry about that. But I'm sure our benefactor will be interested to see I have been pushing for such changes since before Horizons, but all the e-mails Ole' Bob has sent have been ignored.

Dexter and Moss are speechless as once again they have been outmanoeuvred by Robert Ooley. A grim realisation crosses their faces that they will indeed be implicated if there is any fallout...

Ooley: But as Ole' Bob said none of this is a problem, in fact all these tragedies as you call them, are actually opportunities. First, Bummers and Scared has been pretty much done to death recently, especially with you giving away a singles match for free, so we need to spice things up. I'm thinking, Cage Match...but I guess we can spit ball that one further...

Dexter: Fine a gimmick to the main event, but that doesn't solve the loss of one Global Challenge Entrant and the absence of half the card.

Ooley: That's easy enough, our we'll just call our Cross-Hemisphere Champion back from his humanitarian aid holiday and give him Matsusaka's place in the Lord of the Ring tournament.

Moss: He's very passionate about his country.

Ooley: I wonder how passionate he is about his belt, if he doesn't show we take the Cross-Hemisphere Title away from him.

Dexter: What about the Chaos Championship?

Ooley: That's easy, give Cherry Fizz and Puzzler a shot at it, both of them will need something to do no doubt. And Ole' Bob thinks you'll find that gives us an attractive card, despite both your best efforts to make 2011 start with a distasteful whimper.

Dexter: I suppose that will have to do.

Ooley: Excellent. Toss and I have places we need to be.

Ooley and Todd get up from their seats and walk out of the room, whilst Dexter and Moss look at one another, unsure of how to feel, a mixture of shame and relief overcome them as we cut to the corridor and Todd takes out a blackberry and looks at a message and turns to Ooley.

Todd: Sir, the first target is on board.

Ooley: Are you sure Toss, they've been giving us the run around for a while, and Ole' Bob is tiring of the chase.

Todd: I'm fairly certain sir, I'm even getting reports they are in the building.

Ooley: Now?

Todd: Yes sir.

Ooley: That could be very interesting. They have been briefed on the operation?

Todd: Extensively, and the other targets should move into position within the coming weeks.

Ooley: It's all coming together Toss, soon The Human Resource Department will cease to be a laughing stock.

[Lord Hastings]

Vinegar: We continue here on Synergy with singles action!

Covert Jay: We’ll have couples action later in the evening, after the manage a three that we had before.

The lights go down in the arena, and "Last of a Dying Breed" hits to a strong mixed reaction. Red Fusion steps out onto the stage and starts heading down the ramp, eying people on his way down. He has a disturbing, angry and furious look in his eye as he climbs into the ring, and walks around the ring, eying the crowd, and anyone at ringside.

Dennis: The following contest is scheduled for one fall! Introducing first, accompanied by Ed Leonard, hailing from Washington, D.C., RED FUUUUSSIOOOONNNNNNNNNNN!!!!

Lieberjosch: We’ve seen a change in tone and attitude from Red Fusion over the last few weeks, perhaps it will bring him better success in the ring.

Covert Jay: I don’t know, the cherry power may have left him.

What You Want begins to play and Gabrielle walks out atop the entranceway giving a quick twirl before tussling her hair and making her way down to the ring. She climbs up onto the ring apron and then crawls along the length of it before crawling into the ring and getting to her feet where she saunters to the middle of the ring.

Dennis: And his opponent, currently residing in Montreal, Quebec, the Caramel Coated Goddess, GABRIELLE MONTGOMMMMERRRRYYYYYYY!!!!!

Vinegar: Gabrielle has picked up a number of big victories over the past few weeks and has a lot of momentum going into next week’s Global Challenge, can she keep it going here tonight against Red Fusion?

DING DING!

Vinegar: Brian Chartreuse getting us underway, and Gabrielle ducks a hard right hand from Fusion.

Lieberjosch: She retaliates with a sharp chop to the chest, but Fusion grabs her by the arm, whips her off the ropes.

Vinegar: Gabrielle ducks a clothesline on the return, springboards off the ropes into a hurricarana!

Covert Jay: She-Ninja! He not.

Vinegar: Fusion trying to get right to his feet, but Gabrielle connects with a jumping heel kick that knocks him back into the ropes. Gabrielle with right hands, and now she whips him across the ring.

Lieberjosch: But he comes off the ropes with Total Extinction!

Vinegar: Fusion shaking off the cobwebs, he rolls over and covers with a lateral press.





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Vinegar: Gabrielle kicks out!

Lieberjosch: But she is hurting, holding her chest, Fusion nearly broke her in half with Total Extinction.

Vinegar: He pulls her up by her hair, throws her into the corner, and now raining double fisted blows down upon her, stomping her down in the corner!

Lieberjosch: She’s in the ropes!

Vinegar: And Brian Chartreuse pulls Fusion out of the corner and away from her, Fusion argues with Chartreuse about it.

Lieberjosch: It gives Gabrielle a moment to breath, she pulls herself up using the ropes.

Vinegar: Fusion charges at her, runs right into a kick to the chest!

Covert Jay: And a step-up enziguri!

Vinegar: They’re both down, Gabrielle first to revive, she makes it to her feet, puts the groggy Fusion into a hammerlock.

Lieberjosch: Drops him with the Decadent DDT!

Vinegar: Gabrielle going for the cover!

Lieberjosch: Who is that?

Vinegar: Someone has rushed down the ramp, up on the apron, Brian Chartreuse is trying to keep him out of the ring, whoever he is!

Covert Jay: It’s Code Red!

Lieberjosch: Who?

Covert Jay: Fusion’s former partner!

Vinegar: Gabrielle gives up the cover and approaches, but Code Red drops off the apron. Gabrielle goes back and pulls Fusion up by the head.

Lieberjosch: VIRUS OF LIFE!!!!

Vinegar: Fusion with the cover!





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Dennis: Here is your winner, RED FUUUUUSSSSIOOOONNNN!!!!!!

Vinegar: Fusion pulls out the victory, the distraction by Code Red certainly played a role, Code Red in the ring now, staring Fusion down!

Lieberjosch: Could be an explosion here!

Vinegar: Ed Leonard standing between them, but Fusion smiles and the two tap fists, and Leonard raises both their arms!

Covert Jay: Code: Fusion reunited!

Vinegar: And they stand over Gabrielle, Fusion is waving to pull her back up, don’t do this!

Lieberjosch: Code Red pulling her up!

Covert Jay: BEARDED BASTARD!!!

Vinegar: Tyvola tearing down the ramp into the ring, he clobbers Code Red from behind!

Lieberjosch: Fusion bails out!

Vinegar: Tyvola staring at him, and as Fusion pulls Code Red out, Tyvola is staring now at Gabrielle!

Lieberjosch: What is up with these two?

[Lord Hastings]

Vinegar: It's the last match before Infinity and the 2011 Global Challenge, and it's been an unpredictable start to the year, and I imagine Infinity will be no different.

Covert Jay: The only way it will be unpredictable will be if we don't crown the first ever Lord Dragon.

Lieberjosch: Pfft, he stands next to no chance, Ooley has already made his pick, and it's clear how things will pan out.

Vinegar: And there is the World Heavyweight Championship match, last week Phrixus Deimos got the win over the Champion to get his shot at Infinity, we he be able to repeat that victory in a weeks time? We'll get an idea tonight as we see them square off in cooperative action alongside two of the Global Challenge entrants.

Dennis: Ladies and Gentlemen, tonight's Main Event is a Cooperative Match! Introducing first, DOOOOONNNNOOOOVVVVAAAANNNN HHHHAAAASSSSTTTIIIINNNGGGSSS!!!

“Ripper”

Vinegar: After basically forfeiting his place to Marek Daisuke in the Global Challenge, Hastings found out this years tournament was to crown The Lord of the Ring, an achievement he considers his birthright, and spent a significant amount of his purse to get back in.

Lieberjosch: He wasn't afraid to admit he was wrong.

Covert Jay: He can't buy it when the Dragon takes it from him.

Vinegar: He's got a chance to get hold of the man who took his title from him at Horizons and a chance to cause some pain to one of his opponents at Infinity, this is far from just a run out for Hastings tonight.

“Phucking Phreak”

Dennis: And his partner, PPPPPHHHHRRRIIIXXXUUUSSSS DEEEIIIIMMMOOOOSSSS!!!

Vinegar: Some of our fans may think this is a strange teaming, but they were two time Tag Team Champions in LWF, and despite their hostility to one another they know how to work together, I guess it just depends on what they want to do more, hurt their opponents or each other.

Covert Jay: When your partner is Donovan Hastings that's got to be a tough call.

Lieberjosch: But if your opponent is the World Heavyweight Champion, it would be stupid to let personal jealousy get in the way of making your job easier next week.

Dennis: And their opponents, introducing first, TRRRRAAAAVVVIIISSS PPPIIIEEERRRCCCEE!

“You know my name”

Vinegar: One of 2010's breakout stars...

Lieberjosch: No, the Official UGWC.com breakout Star of 2010. The man who Ole' bob has personally endorsed.

Vinegar: Pierce is yet to explain his relationship with UGWC's Head of Human Resources, who knows what kind of a factor it could be in the Lord of the Ring tournament. Travis will definitely need all the help he can get.

Lieberjosch: You clearly forget he outlasted many in the field during the Chaos match at horizons, surely that makes him the favourite.

Covert Jay: yeah, but his superior, The Dragon, was not in that match. Not even Ooley and Louis can stop a dragon...

Lieberjosch: isn't that precisely what they did when Pierce qualified?

Covert Jay: The Dragon was playing with everyone, a clear strategy, he wanted Pierce in the tournament with him, fully aware their was a second chance clusterbang coming up, and hat he ahd a far better chance of winning that than a defeated Pierce.

Lieberjosch: Somewhere in that shell you call a head I'm sure that makes sense.

Covert Jay: The uninitiated cannot comprehend the wisdom of a true Ninja. Don't worry though, it's not your fault, it's nothing to be ashamed of.

“Everybody Down”

Dennis: And his partner, he is the World Heavyweight Champion, JEEEETTT SOOOOMMMEEERRSSS!

Vinegar: The Consortium have made him jump through some pointless hoops all month, but could Jet have the last laugh, he already has the man he wanted for his first defence, the Consortium have already failed on that front.

Lieberjosch: For a start it was only two members of the Consortium, have you not been paying attention, Ooley has had far more pressing concerns than figuratively flicking Jet's penis all month. Vines and Edwards merely wanted jet to know who was in charge, sure he got his way, but like you said he had to work for it. And he damn well should do, he's this company's champion, he's the man everyone is looking to to show them the standard that is expected in UGWC. I don't agree with much those two spineless weasels do, but in this case they were right on the money.

Vinegar: Jet is determined, and one hell of an athlete, you forget he had an assassination attempt merely weeks ago!

Covert Jay: Oh yeah!

Lieberjosch: I thought everyone just forgot, seemed like the most painless way.

Vinegar: no one hanging about to start this, as Travis and Deimos step to the outside, it's going to be another rematch from Horizons to start us off.

Ding!

Vinegar: Neither Somers nor Hastings showing any concern with taking this slow, and both charge, Somers getting the upper hand with an armdrag, and he locks in an armbar, before stretching and tagging Pierce in.

Lieberjosch: 2010's Breakout Star climbs the ropes, and brings an elbow down on hastings' arm, dragging him to his feet and whipping him to the ropes, catching him for a spinning backbreaker...

Vinegar: No, Hastings reverses to a head scissors take down, and both men get to their feet quickly, and lock up. Hastings gets a thumb in Piece's eye and as he stumbles backwards Hatsings grabs him and throws him into the corner. Where he makes the tag to Phrixus, and both men whip pierce to the ropes, and then combine with a clothesline and spear. Both teams showing some good teamwork in these early exchanges.

Lieberjosch: Deimos drags Pierce to his feet, only for Pierce to take a leaf out of Hastings' book and he thumbs Phrixus in the eye, before kicking him in the gut and slamming his head into the ground with a DDT, and he then crawls over to his corner and tags in Somers, who doesn't look overly impressed with those gutsy tactics.

Vinegar: Jet gets in the rign with speed, as Phrixus gets to his feet, and Deimos with a surprisingly quick reaction manages to slow the Champion with a kick to the shin, and then executes a quick clothesline, taking Somers down, but the Champion springs straight back up.

Lieberjosch: Phrixus was anticipating that though, and hits his target with a standing dropkick, which sends Jet back wards into the ropes, where Donovan Hastings is on hand to slam his knee into the back of the Champion.

Vinegar: Who arches his back, and is hit with a quick and powerful superkick from Deimos which lays Somers out...Deimos makes the cover...




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Vinegar: Rope break! Somers gets his foot on the rope, and Deimos goes to drag him to his feet...

Covert Jay: NINJA ROLLUP!



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Vinegar: But Deimos manages to kick out, both men showing what they can do ahead of their crucial clash at Infinity. Deimos quickly back to his feet and he tags Hastings back into the fray, he runs at Somers, but Jet is quick to dodge him, spinning out of the way, and grabbing Hastings hair, and slamming him backwards to the ground.

Lieberjosch: Somers then tags Pierce back in, and 2010's Breakout Star as voted for by you, shows exactly why as he hits a Springboard Spinning Moonsault, and lands with impact on the Two Time World Heavyweight Champion. And makes the cover...


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Vinegar: Deimos breaks the cover, and is then treated to stiff boot to the face from Somers which sends him over the top rope and out of the ring.

Lieberjosch: Hastings and Pierce meanwhile exchange blows as they climb to their feet, Hastings getting the advantage and sending Pierce reeling into the ropes with a series of chops.

Vinegar: As Pierce meets the ropes, Hastings quickly reaches down, grabs his loegs and flips him head first over the ropes to the outside...Pierce manages to right himself and break his fall as well as possible. Hastings clealry attempting to drop him on his neck and cause serious injury there.

Lieberjosch: That's a pessimistic conclusion to draw.

Vinegar: Hastings will do anything to make his chances better, and besides he looks annoyed that Pierce is getting to his feet and back in the ring. So he stomps directly on the neck as Pierce slides in...

Lieberjosch: Hastings now picks him up and drags him towards his corner, Pierce attempts to struggle back, but Hastings raises a knee into his face, and then delivers a Piledriver.

Vinegar: Another attempt on that neck, and as Pierce clutches it, Donovan tags out with a smile...

Lieberjosch: Deimos stalks Pierce as he gets to his feet, and quickly takes him back down with a crossface chicken wing...

Vinegar: Pierce struggling but manages to get to the ropes....

Lieberjosch: Phrixus drags him to his feet, and whips him to the ropes, but Pierce leapfrogs him...

Vinegar: He keeps running....

Lieberjosch: THE TRUTH HUR...

Vinegar: NO! Phrixus counters, but burke singalling a tag, Pierce executed a blind tag to Somers...

Covert Jay: Ninja jumps onto the top rope...

Vinegar: Springboard....JETSTREAMER!!! Modified Jetstreamer to a confused Phrixus who didn't spot the tag...and the cover...




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Dennis: Here are your winners, TRRRAVVVVIIISSS PIIIEEERRRCCCCEEE & JEEEEEEETTTTTTTT SOOOOOOOOOMMMMEEEEERRRSSSSS!!!

Vinegar: Hastings had left the canvas as soon as the first count was made, Jet and Travis proving a good team tonight and Burke raises both their hands...

Lieberjosch: As Hastings grabs the ring bell and runs into the ring...

Vinegar: He raises it behind Pierces' head...

Lieberjosch: But Somers catches him and grabs the bell from Hastings...who quickly retreats...

Vinegar: Somers looks at the bell, and then at Pierce who is oblivious to what is happening behind his back...AND RAISES IT ABOVE HIS HEAD!

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!

The shot echoes out across the arena, and the ring bell dings as it is ripped from Jet's hands and thrown out of the ring.

NIGGA HOL' DAT![/i]

Standing no higher than 3 feet, holding an assault rifle that perspectively looks giant in his hands, is the one and only former GIW Senior Enforcer...

Vinegar: BOSS PENGUIN!

Boss P: DAT'S RIGHT NIGLETS AND NIGERINA'S ALIKE, DIS IS DA TIME TO REJOICE, DA BOSS IS BACK IN...DA....MOTHERFUCKING HIIIZOOOUSE![/I]

Vinegar: What is he doing here.

Boss P: NOW CHAMPION NIGGA, SORRY TO CAUSE SUCH HARMFUL FLASHBACKS FOR YOU, BUT DIS JUST PROVES DA FUCKING POINT I'VE BEEN MAKING TO 'OLE BOB ALL WEEK, SOMETIMES DA WORK OF A HUMAN RESOURCES FACILITATOR NEEDS MORE RANGE AND POWER THAN LOUIS CAN PROVIDE.[/I]

Vinegar: Somers seems utterly perplexed.

Boss P: DA HR DEPARTMENT DOESN'T HAVE ANY INTEREST IN YO' NIGGA, BUT YO SURE GOTTA KNOW WE CAN'T HAVE OUR FUCKING EMPLOYEE'S TWATTING ONE ANOTHER WITH LUMPS OF METAL OUTSIDE OF WELL PUBLISCED AND SPONSORED EVENTS?[/i]

Vinegar: What has he got to do with the HR Department, that's Ooley's office.

Boss P: FO' ALL YO WINDOWLICKING NIGLETS OUT DERE, IN CASE YOU HADN'T FUCKING WORKED IT OUT, DA BOSS IS YOU NEW HR CONSULTANT, DAT'S RIGHT, YO NIGLETS GONNA HAVE TO ANSWER TO ME AND WHATEVER TOY COMES TO HAND FROM NOW ON.[/I]

Boss P fires a few rounds of his assault rifle into the air to signal his departure as he waddles off the stage.

Covert Jay: So the new HR consultant is actually a Penguin

Lieberjosch: Apparently so...

Covert Jay: That's ludicrous, a Penguin couldn't possibly hold a gun.

Lieberjosch: Say's the man who believes in dragons.

Covert Jay: That's different...it must be a midget in a suit....or Danny Devito.

Vinegar: I have it on authority it is neither of those, nor clever animatronics, but whatever the truth is, the return of Boss P will undoubtedly have huge ramifications in UGWC, and on the eve of Infinity, with Robert Ooley manoeuvring, you just cannot miss the PPV next week.

Covert Jay: Something smells fishy to me.

[Lord Hastings]

Credits

Triple Threat
Hastings

Consortium Meeting
T-Rob

Gabrielle vs Fusion
Hastings

Main Event
T-Rob

[Red Bull Icon]

Wait didn't I kill Boss P in one of the early Tyvola posts?

[Orgabsmic]

Tyvola - the knight in bearded armour

Very cool to see Boss P back in the fold as well.

[Alex Kiseragi]

Woo Boss P. You LWF Alumni folk are in for a treat, as long as you don't take this place too seriously and aren't adverse to some crude humour.

The consortium have really been the stars of this month. If this is the kind of thing that will keep coming from the 'retirement' of Travis Roberts then I'm ok with it.

[Jason Tacker]

Whoa dude there is a fuckin' penguin running around now... with a machine gun?

In all seriousness I gotta agree with Alex in the fact that The Consortium have been the star and I am looking forward to Infinity next Monday.

[Sheena Ramone]

lol! I was waiting for the return of the Penguin