Infinity 2011 Results

[T-Robosaurus Rex]

Vinegar: Welcome, one and all, to our first Pay-Per-View extravaganza of the year, this is Infinity!

Covert Jay: Huttah!

Vinegar: We’ve got quite a card lined up here tonight, with the vacant Chaos Title up for grabs, a Cage Match for the World Heavyweight Title, and of course, this year’s Global Challenge.

Covert Jay: The Lord of the Ring!

Vinegar: The winner of the tournament will win a purse totaling G$10,000,000, making that competitor an instant threat to the World Champion.

Lieberjosch: There will be three rounds to the Global Challenge, as is traditional. The first round will be a battle royal featuring all the entrants, and only four will survive. After that, it’s one on one match-ups in the semi-finals and the final.

Vinegar: And the first round is about to get underway!

Dennis: The following contest is an 8 person battle royale match-up. The competitors will enter two by two at three minute intervals.

What You Want begins to play and Gabrielle walks out atop the entranceway giving a quick twirl before tussling her hair and making her way down to the ring. She climbs up onto the ring apron and then crawls along the length of it before crawling into the ring and getting to her feet where she saunters to the middle of the ring.

Dennis: Introducing first, the Caramel Coated Goddess, GABRIELLE MONTGOMMMERRYYYYY!!!!

Vinegar: And we’re going to begin with the winner of the 2009 Global Challenge, Gabrielle.

Lieberjosch: She rode her victory to a title shot against then Global Champion Travis Roberts.

The lights go out kicking on a red glow from under the ramp. ‘Come Together’ kicks in and Tyvola lumbers out from the back and into the ring.

Dennis: Introducing next, the Jackal of Jwar Isle, TYVOLLLLLAAAAAA!!!!!

Vinegar: All eight entrants into the Global Challenge will be a part of this match, entering in pairs in staggered order, the first four to record either a pinfall or submission will advance to the semi-finals.

Lieberjosch: And the person they score the fall over will be eliminated.

Covert Jay: It’s like four matches jammed into one, for the sake of writer’s sanity!

Lieberjosch: Eh?

Vinegar: Tyvola and Gabrielle to start this match off, this could be explosive.

DING DING!

Vinegar: Gabrielle circling Tyvola, Tyvola just sort of staring at her, she charges and nails him with a forearm!

Lieberjosch: Tyvola staggered, and Gabby springboards off the ropes into a hurricarana, and it sends Tyvola sprawling to the outside!

Covert Jay: And Gabrielle slingshots over the top rope, twisting in the air so her legs hit the top rope, split-legged leg drop onto Tyvola, She-Ninja strikes!!!!

Vinegar: Gabrielle to her feet on the outside, she can’t score a fall out there. She starts to pull Tyvola up.

Lieberjosch: But Tyvola grabs her and hurls her into the ringpost!

Vinegar: Now Tyvola going under the ring, seems to be looking for something.

Covert Jay: Kendo Stick!

Vinegar: Tyvola has a kendo stick! He’s not going to hit Gabby like that!

Covert Jay: I think he probably is.

Lieberjosch: And there’s no disqualifications!

Vinegar: Gabby getting up, but Tyvola slams the stick into her back!

Lieberjosch: She tries to get up, but a backhand swing knocks her back into the barricade!

Vinegar: Tyvola charges at her again with the stick!

Lieberjosch: But Gabby drop toe holds him face first into the barricade!

Covert Jay: And the She-Ninja picks up the dropped kendo stick, and now she’s beating him with it!

Lieberjosch: And he’s enjoying it way too much.

Crowd: 10! 9! 8! 7! 6! 5! 4! 3! 2! 1!

Dennis: Now entering, DONOVAN HASTINGS and MEEEEEEDOSSSSS!!!!

Vinegar: Hastings and Medos both running down the ramp, Hastings slows down, Medos goes right for Gabrielle, ducks under the kendo stick!

Covert Jay: Transatlantic Trouble!

Vinegar: Medos pushing Gabrielle into the ring, slides in himself, and covers with a lateral press!

ONE!

TWO!

Vinegar: Gabrielle kicks out!

Lieberjosch: Hastings has made it down to ringside, now he has the kendo stick, swings it at Tyvola!

Covert Jay: But he catches it!

Vinegar: Tyvola snatches the kendo stick out of Hastings’ hands, Hastings backing away!

Lieberjosch: And Tyvola cracks the stick in half over his knee!

Vinegar: Medos pulling Gabrielle to her feet.

Lieberjosch: But Hastings comes into the ring and grabs him from behind, throws him through the ropes out to Tyvola!

Vinegar: And Tyvola begins stomping away on Medos!

Lieberjosch: Hastings grabs Gabrielle, drops her with a Facebreaker DDT!

Vinegar: A cover!

ONE!

TWO!

Vinegar: Gabrielle kicks out!

Lieberjosch: Tyvola in the ring now, grabs a hold of Donovan, throws him into the corner and pounding away on him!

Crowd: 10! 9! 8! 7! 6! ! 4! 3! 2! !!

Dennis: Now entering the match, JOHN RUSSO and TRAVIS PIERRRRRCCEEEEEE!!!!!

Vinegar: Russo and Pierce rushing down the ramp!

Covert Jay: Former Tag Team Champions!

Vinegar: But opponents here tonight, as Russo slides in the ring and stomps away on Gabrielle! Pierce going after Medos!

Lieberjosch: But Medos grabs him for the TANABATA!!!!!

Vinegar: Medos slides into the ring, kicks Russo in the gut!

Covert Jay: SPINNING TO DEFEAT!

Vinegar: Medos leaning back on a turnbuckle, watching as Gabby stirs!

Covert Jay: THE SWIFT BOOT!

Vinegar: But Gabrielle moves out of the way, springs to her feet and hits a spinning heel kick!

Lieberjosch: It knocks Medos right into Tyvola!

Covert Jay: Magus!!!!

Vinegar: Tyvola plants Medos with the Magus, and now Tyvola just staring at Medos!

Lieberjosch: Gabrielle eyeing Tyvola cautiously, but she covers Medos!

ONE!

TWO!

THREE!

Dennis: Gabrielle advances and Medos has been eliminated!

Vinegar: Gabrielle rolling out of the ring and heading up the ramp.

Lieberjosch: Tyvola is following her!!

Vinegar: The Jackal of Jwar Isle following Gabrielle up the ramp to the backstage area!

Lieberjosch: Now he’s stopping, looks pretty confused.

Vinegar: Well he can’t advance if he goes backstage.

Lieberjosch: Now Tyvola walking awkwardly, like his head is leading him back to the ring.

Covert Jay: Like he’s being pulled by the ear.

Vinegar: And Russo is waiting at the bottom of the ramp and greets him with the Super Kick!

Lieberjosch: Pierce and Hastings exchanging chops in the ring, and Hastings knocks Pierce down with a clothesline!

Vinegar: Russo slides in, inverted atomic drop to Hastings, and follows up with a running bulldog.

Lieberjosch: Pierce charges, but Russo counters with a Samoan Drop!

Crowd: 10! 9! 8! 7! 6! 5! 4! 3! 2! 1!

Dennis: Now entering the match, JK and ALEX KISSSSSERRRRAGIIIII!!!!

Covert Jay: DRAGONNNNN!!!!!!!!!

Vinegar: JK rushing to the ring, Kiseragi coming down a bit more gingerly.

Lieberjosch: We’ve heard that Kiseragi’s knees have been really bothering him lately, that could really cause problems for him here tonight.

Vinegar: Meanwhile JK slides into the ring, ducks under a clothesline from Russo!

Covert Jay: BOOMERANG!

Vinegar: And JK slams into Hastings with a clothesline that sends both men spilling to the outside!

Lieberjosch: Pierce spots Kiseragi on the ramp, beckoning his long time rival to the ring!

Vinegar: But Tyvola steps in front of Kiseragi, meanwhile Russo spins Pierce around, nailing him with right hands!

Lieberjosch: Kiseragi charges at Tyvola, takes him down with an Alarm Clock!

Vinegar: Russo ducks a clothesline from Pierce, kick to the gut!

Covert Jay: Stunning Victory!

Vinegar: The impact sends Pierce out of the ring, meanwhile Kiseragi rolls in behind Russo, Russo turns into a kick to the chest!

Covert Jay: DRAGON TAIL!!!

Vinegar: Kiseragi with the cover!

ONE!

TWO!

THREE!

Dennis: Alex Kiseragi advances and John Russo has been eliminated!

Vinegar: Kiseragi is able to capitalize on an opportunity and managed to quickly advance!

Lieberjosch: Which is huge for him given those injured knees, a drawn out struggle here in the first round could have been disastrous.

Vinegar: Leaves Tyvola, Pierce, JK, and Hastings competing four just two spots that are left.

Lieberjosch: Hastings throws JK into the barricade on the outside, rolls into the ring.

Vinegar: Pierce charging!

Lieberjosch: But Hastings lifts him into a spine buster!

Vinegar: He’s got the cover!

ONE!

TWO!

Vinegar: Pierce kicks out!

Lieberjosch: Hastings pulling him up by his hair.

Vinegar: But Pierce stands, has Hastings on his shoulders!

Covert Jay: SIGNING OFF!

Vinegar: JK is in the ring, springboards off the middle rope!

Covert Jay: FLYING DEBRI!

Vinegar: JK measuring Hastings now, he’s got five fingers in the air!

JK: CATEGORY FIVE!!!!!!!!!!!

Lieberjosch: The Cross-Hemisphere Champion, looking to finish off Donovan Hastings!

Vinegar: Tyvola’s in the ring, coming at JK from behind!

Covert Jay: JK sees him, Pele Kick!

Vinegar: Tyvola sidesteps, grabs JK!

Covert Jay: suguM!!!!!!

Vinegar: Tyvola covers JK!

ONE!

TWO!

THREE!

Dennis: Tyvola has advanced and JK has been eliminated!

Vinegar: We’re down to two, all that is left is Hastings and Pierce!

Lieberjosch: One will advance to the semi-finals, the other’s night will come to an unexpected early end!

Covert Jay: And there is a lot of history here, Hastings blames Pierce for his failure to win the last LWF Lord of the Ring Tournament, and Pierce could put a stop to his efforts here in 2011!

Vinegar: Both men to their feet, staring at each other across the ring, and they meet in the center and exchange blows!

Lieberjosch: Pierce wins the exchange, fights Hastings back into the ropes.

Vinegar: But Hastings counters with a knee lift and throws Pierce into the corner!

Lieberjosch: Hastings charges in with a knee to the skull, and now sets Pierce up on the turnbuckle!

Covert Jay: INEVITABILITY!

Vinegar: Pierce floats off, grabs Hastings!

Lieberjosch: BREAKDOWN!

Vinegar: Cover!

ONE!

TWO!

Vinegar: Hastings kicks out!

Lieberjosch: Pierce going to the corner, signals, to the top rope!

Covert Jay: The Piercing Blow!

Vinegar: Hastings rolls out of the way, Pierce crashes to the mat!

Lieberjosch: And Hastings pulls him into a roll-up!

ONE!

TWO!

THREE!

Dennis: Donovan Hastings has advanced to the semi-finals!

Vinegar: Hastings advances! And after his big victory in the Carnage Match last year at Horizons, here at Infinity, Travis Pierce is eliminated in the first round!

Lieberjosch: What a shocker!

Vinegar: We’ve got plenty of action still to go here at Infinity, don’t go anywhere!


Travis Pierce: 12
JK: 10
Russo: 8
Medos: 4

[T-Robosaurus Rex]

Vinegar: We are one match removed from that opening round of the Global Challenge, and congratulations must go to all those who even made the opening round.

Lieberjosch: Unless you’re the Cyclone, in which case he was just put in as a replacement...

Vinegar: We now move on to the Chaos championship match, however, it seems that neither really cares about winning titles as much as they care about beating each other up.

Covert Jay: The Cherry verses the Chaotic Ninja! Cherry powers verses a twisted mind, who will emerge victorious?

“Saint Jimmy”

Vinegar: Thought so, Enigma is going to be using his St. Jimmy persona tonight

Covert Jay: Shit gonna get crazy!

Lieberjosch: Oh, look at that, he’s reacting with almost every front row fan! What a wimp!

Dennis: The following contest is for the Chaos championship! Introducing first, from Brisbane Australia, SAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINT JIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMMY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Vinegar: Jimmy now in the ring, watching the entrance, waiting for Red Fusion.

“Last of a Dying Breed”

Vinegar: These two had quite a heated war of words over the website the past week, both claiming that they both fight for the wrong reasons.

Lieberjosch: And both were correct.

Vinegar: How so?

Lieberjosch: You have to fight for the fans somewhat because they pay your goddamned salary, and yet, you need to fight for yourself to gain glory.

Dennis: from Washington, D.C., weighing in at 210lbs, REEEEEEEEEEEEED FUUUUUUUUUUUSIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Vinegar: Well, he’s been announced, but where’s Red?

Enigma focuses on the front, mouthing “come on” occasionally, when suddenly....

Covert Jay: CHERRY UNDER THE RING!

Vinegar: Fusion has just slid from under the ring, he has a chair in hand, climbing into the ring and St. Jimmy doesn’t realise! OH! WHAT A CHAIRSHOT!

Covert Jay: Down goes the ninja!

Vinegar: Red with a sneak attack and all the fans are letting him know what they think. Jimmy starting to get up, red notices and goes for another chair shot, avoided! Jimmy rolling out of the way, and back to a standing position. He takes a run at red, ducks under another chair shot, springboards...

Lieberjosch: He paid the price for that Article 3 violation!

Vinegar: Red skateboarding that chair into Jimmy’s sternum, but I don’t think he’s too hurt. He gets back to his feet; Red goes for a grapple, Jimmy ducks under the arms, GERMAN SUPLEX! I have never seen him do that before.

Covert Jay: He’s like Mario; you need to improve your game to beat Bowser.

Vinegar: Jimmy now taking an iPhone 4th generation from a fan in the front, rolls back into the ring, and cracks it over the head of Fusion!

Lieberjosch: I would like to add that even though those things are relatively small, they still hurt like all hell.

Vinegar: Red getting back to his feet, picking shards of the screen out of his hair. Red and Enigma trading right hands in the ring, red getting the advantage, gets Jimmy into a front headlock, lifts him up for a stalled suplex, Jimmy floats over the top into an inverted neck breaker, Red counters into a front slam into a bridging pin, kick out before the count of one, both opponents go for a bridge before using the others weight to shift back up onto their feet, Red with the backslide, another kick out, both return to standing position and stare each other down.

Covert Jay: The fans liked that.

Lieberjosch, both going to the outside, and both have weapons.

Vinegar: Looks like Jimmy has taken out a glass table, and Red has taken a strand of barbed wire and wrapped it around his fist as Jimmy sets the table up at ringside. Red now back in the ring as Jimmy climbs up onto the apron, Red taking the opportunity, runs in, smacks Jimmy with that barbed wire fist, and he’s fallen through his own glass table!

Covert Jay: Good thing this isn’t a first blood match.

Vinegar: There is a slight gash from where that barbed wire struck his face. Jimmy getting up now and slowly rolling back in, he must be in a lot of pain right now.

Lieberjosch: People do generally feel pain after going through glass.

Vinegar: Fusion now laying into Jimmy with those vicious boots, Jimmy grabs his leg on the fourth time, flips him over, Ankle lock! As Red almost powers out, he shifts it into an STF, right in the middle of the ring, and that hold may be too strong to stay in forever.

Lieberjosch: Showing the ingenuity that made him a world champion, he rolls over, and places Enigma into a pin, he has to let go to kick out.

Vinegar: And that he does at the count of two. Both back on their feet, Red attempting to use that barbed wire arm again, Jimmy ducks, and plants Red’s own arm into Red’s face! That barbed wire ripping into his flesh!

Covert Jay: He’s popped the Cherry! Now they both have red faces!

Vinegar: Jimmy throws Fusion into the corner....THUNDER CHILD!!!

“It’s my life”

JK walks out and stands on the ramp way as Jimmy looks out in utter confusion

Vinegar: What the...

Lieberjosch: You’re a bit late, JK, your friend Jimmy has this won.

Covert Jay: FUSED BACK BREAKER!!!!!!!!

Vinegar: COVER!

Owen: ONE!

TWO!

THREE!

DING! DING!

Dennis: Ladies and Gentlemen, your winner and NEEEEEW CHAOS CHAMPION......REEEEEEEED FUUUUUUUUUUUUUSIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Vinegar: Red taking the title and walking back up, stopping briefly to eye down the Cross Hemisphere champion, before snarling at him and walking back to the locker room.

Lieberjosch: I am absolutely confused; JK now walking down to the ring; is that his cricket bat?

Vinegar: Uh oh....this is how the King/Kingsley feud began......

Covert Jay: Crazy Ninja back on his feet, and asking JK what he was thinking.

JK steals the mic from Dennis.

JK: I warned you mate, I warned you to stop looking for answers, you didn’t heed my warnings and just kept digging. I have no choice bro.

JK slides in, Jimmy still has no idea what’s going on.

Vinegar: GREAT WATSON’S GHOST! HE’S SLAMMED THAT BAT RIGHT INTO THE GUT OF ENIGMA!

Covert Jay: Sneaky ninja...

JK: You were right Enigma, there was a plan. It did involve you, and it also involved myself. I was to take you out when Zeke gave me the orders, but seeing as you had to put your nose where it didn’t belong, I had to teach you a lesson. As to where the Archangel is, I have no clue, but I’m carrying out the plan tonight!

Vinegar: JK throwing that mic into the back of Enigma as he winces with more pain. Now he’s sliding out and checking under the ring.

Covert Jay: NINJA TABLE OF DEATH!

Vinegar: JK throwing that table aside, and pulling up some of that protective matting. Now, setting up that table over the exposed concrete, and getting some lighter fluid from under the ring....oh no.....he’s set that table on fire!

Lieberjosch: I don’t like where this is going....

Vinegar: JK picking up the tired and hurt Jimmy, shouting something right in his face......

Covert Jay: CYCLONE THROUGH TO THE TABLE ON THE OUTSIDE!!!!!

JK stares at the broken body as “It’s my Life” starts to play to a chorus of booing. He strikes a pose as the stagehands come to douse out the flames. JK picks up the mic.

JK: I’m sorry, mate, this is the only way to spiritually cleanse myself of killing Brayden Kowalski; it was nothing personal, just business.

JK leaves as the boos get louder.

Vinegar: What an absolute despicable act!

Lieberjosch: If he didn’t use so many weapons, that would have been quite good.



Red Fusion: 8
Enigma: 4

[T-Robosaurus Rex]

Vinegar: Well it's back to the Lord of the Ring Global Challenge 2011, and their will be no more deviations, the next three matches will decide the victor of this years tournament. The first match is scheduled to be a mouth watering clash of styles between Tyvola and Alex Kiseragi, and the other is a rematch from the 2009 Global Challenge Semi-Final's between The Self Proclaimed 'Lord' Donovan Hastings and Gabrielle Montgomery.

Covert Jay: I'm still kinda taken aback by JK turning on Enigma...

Lieberjosch: Really?

Covert Jay Well...no, but it's good to add a bit of continuity to these events isn't it?

Lieberjosch: Never hurts.

Dennis: The next match is a Semi-Final of the 2011 Global Challenge, and is scheduled for one fall!

“Come Together”

Dennis: Introducing first, from Jwar Isle, TTTTTTYYYYYYYVVVVVOOOOOOLLLLAAAAA!!!

Lieberjosch: With Travis Pierce making an early exit, I'm gonna have to put my money on a Tyvola Hastings final, but don't press me for a winner.

Covert Jay: That was a kind of pathetic exit for Pierce wasn't it? He had everything laid out for him this month, with Ooley's support, but clearly just didn't have enough to get through this time. He's obviously not the man you thought he was...

Lieberjosch: Or we were misdirected into thinking this tournament was important to Ooley and Pierce. He didn't exactly look devastated when he lost, did he?

Vinegar: back to the matter at hand, Tyvola may be at an advantage tis time around, Gabby was clearly distracting him earlier, if they end up meeting in the final it could be a very strange affair indeed.

Lieberjosch: I'm not sure whether we should be excited or repulsed by that prospect.

Vinegar: Tyvola is a physically imposing opponent, and we are ware Kiseragi is carrying some amount of damage with him, if anyone can compound on that, it's Tyvola.

Covert Jay: The Dragon has dealt with many an ogre before, Tyvola will only be a brief struggle on his inevitable journey to becoming the Dragon Lord.

“Teahouse”

Dennis: And his opponent, from San Francisco, AAAALLLLLEEEEEXXXX KKKKIIIIIISSSSEEERRRAAAAGGGGGIIII!!!

Vinegar: Alex Kiseragi is looking to reclaim his place towards the pinnacle of the industry, in the past year or so a series of personal feuds have drawn him away from the action at the top of the card, this would be an ideal way for him to propel himself back to the top.

Lieberjosch: Question is, should he even be out there competing at all?

Covert Jay: Well he got past the first round, so he has more right than say...Travis Pierce?

Lieberjosch: I'm just saying, I have sources who seem to think there is a lot of anxiety in the Dragons Cave about his fitness after Hastings' attack. He could be taking one hell of a risk with his body.

Covert Jay: If he couldn't win, he wouldn't be out there.

Lieberjosch: Look, you don't need my sources to see he is moving with more discomfort than usual, I see no back flips on the ramp in this entrance.

Vinegar: has has already competed in the Battle Royal, and no one is suggesting he is one hundred percent fit, but the best judge of whether he Dragon has what it takes tonight, is the Dragon himself.

Lieberjosch: Tyvola must be looking at him like the runt of the pack, what great luck for him, he got the cripple.

Vinegar: Now your exaggerating...

Lieberjosch: Ok...Ok...potential cripple. Is that better? Not that it makes any difference, he's going up against The Jackal of Jwar Isle, time is not actually linear so it is probably correct for me to call Kiseragi a cripple now.

Vinegar: Well, we're going to find out very soon, as both men are in the ring, and Hazel East has called for the bell, and the first Semi-Final is under way.

Lieberjosch: And Tyvola wasting no time, he lunges at Kiseragi, grabs him around the neck and throws him to the turnbuckle, and then starts to pound on him.

Vinegar: They worked well as a team earlier this year, but I guess that means nothing to Tyvola right now.

Lieberjosch: Of course he doesn't, I don't know how Tyvola's mind works, but I imagine he thinks Kiseragi is standing in his way of being reunited with Gabby.

Covert Jay: The Dragon spots an opening and manages to break out of the pummelling with an elbow to Tyvola's forehead, and then he winds up a kick to the lower leg...

Lieberjosch: Which clearly causes Kiseragi more pain than Tyvola, as The Dragon winces the Jackal goes to grab him once more...

Vinegar: but Kiseragi still has some of that trademark speed and manages to duck out of the way, get behind Tyvola, and hit Sleeper Drop, and make a quick cover...



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Lieberjosch: Tyvola powers out with ease.

Vinegar: Kiseragi though now working to keep the big man off his feet, and as Ty gets to his knee's, Kiseragi hits a dropkick to his skull, despite the obvious pain it puts the Dragon through...

Covert Jay: he then gets up and drops an elbow across the throat of Tyvola...

Vinegar: Before climbing to the top rope...despite the shart shooting pains he clearly feels going up and down his legs, he extends himself...

Covert Jay: The Dragon is going to the final...

Vinegar: SHOOTING STAR PRE...

Lieberjosch: TYVOLA MOVES!

Vinegar: And Kiseragi comes down face first to the canvas, those knee's taking a great deal of the impact as he lands.

Lieberjosch: They don't call them high risk manoeuvres for no reason.

Vinegar: Kiseragi knew the risks involved, but he also kne the rewards, if he had hit that this amtch would be over.

Lieberjosch: it is over. Kiseragi just crippled himself...

Vinegar: Not quite, but he's certainly slowed himself down...

Lieberjosch: It's not going to matter...Tyvola has a hold of him now....MAGUS!!! IT'S OVER!!!

Vinegar: Ty rolls him over and covers...




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Covert Jay: FOOT ON ROPE! FOOT ON ROPE![/i]

Vinegar: The Dragon is able to get his foot on the rope, and breaks the pin, right at the last moment.

Lieberjosch: He's clearly a glutton for punishment, he should have just stayed down, what can he do against Tyvola in his current state.

Vinegar: he's still got a chance, he still has willpower, and he;s not crippled yet...he getting to his feet now, and though more calculating than usual he's not about to just fall over if he tries to run the length of the ring.

Lieberjosch: I'm pretty sure Tyvola can change that, and he charges at Kiseragi, leaps from his feet and hits a flying shoulder tackle slamming Kiseragi through the ropes and out to the arena floor.

Vinegar: And Tyvola climbs out of the ring after Kiseragi, drags him to his feet and throws him face first into the guard rail, before dragging him back up and whipping him at the ring, Kiseragi;s back arching as he hits ringside...

Lieberjosch: But he has next to no time to register that pain as Tyvola throws himself, all his mass, into Kiseragi sandwiching The Dragon between the ring and his gigantic body.

Vinegar: Tyvola seems to enjoy this game, and he throws Kiseragi to the guard rail once more, and then charges...

Covert Jay: DRAGON DODGE!

Vinegar: Kiseragi manages to spin out of the way, and Tyvola crashes into the Guard rail, almost bringing the entire cordon down with his impact, he turns round...into a SUPERKICK!

Lieberjosch: Tyvola goes down, but so does Kiseragi as his standing leg gives out on him and he falls to a heap on the floor clutching at that knee. If he's not careful he;ll never recover from these injuries, and a man with his style cannot afford to lose their most potent weapon.

Vinegar: He is battling as if his very life depended on it...

Lieberjosch: But it is still Tyvola who is to his feet first and he rolls Kiseragi's body back into the ring before sliding in himself...and he lifts Kiseragi back to his feet...

Vinegar: I don't like the look of this...

Lieberjosch: BORDER TO...

Vinegar: NO! Kiseragi wriggles free and slides down Ty's back...Ty turns as Kis does too...Kick to the gut...

Covert Jay: DRAGON TAIL!

Vinegar: COVER!





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Dennis: here is your winner, and the first finalist of the UGWC Lord of the Ring....ALLLLEEEEEXXXX KIIIIISSSSSEEEERRRRAAAAGGGGIIII!!!!

Covert Jay: DRRRRAAAAAGGGGGOOOOOOONNNNNN!!!

Vinegar: Kiseragi advances to the final...

Lieberjosch: But at what cost? He can barely stand.

Covert Jay: He'll get some time to recover, the winner of the next match has no such luxury, The Dragon will overcome.

Lieberjosch: You think he'll magically heal in the space of the next match?

Covert Jay: You never know with our writers.

Vinegar: It took an incredible effort, but Kiseragi has overcome the formidable obstacle that was Tyvola, lets see who he'll be facing in the final.



Tyvola: 18

[T-Robosaurus Rex]

Vinegar: Tyvola and Kiseragi have cleared the ringside and we're about to find out who will face The Dragon in the final.

Lieberjosch: So, realistically, we're about to find out who will be crowned Lord of the Ring 2011, because unless the winner of this match breaks their neck in the process Kiseragi is easy prey.

Vinegar: That's what Dirge thought about Travis Roberts' last year, when he entered the tournament injured.

Lieberjosch: And Roberts went on to win...

Vinegar: Well no, but it took an obese boy on a mobility scooter to stop him.

Covert Jay: The Dragon will recover, and he will win, Ninja's are never wrong.

Lieberjosch: you predict he'll win everything, you thought he'd win Battleground, I';m pretty sure you said the same thing.

Covert Jay: My guy's made it to the final...how'd Travis Pierce do?

Dennis: This is the second Semi Final Match, and is scheduled for one fall...

“What you want”

Dennis: Introducing first, the 2009 Global Challenge Winner, GGGGGAAAAAAABBBBBRRRRIIIIEEELLLEE!!!!

Vinegar: This is a repeat of the 2009 Global Challenge Semi-Final, Gabby was victorious that night and went on to defeat The Crimson Ghost to win that years tournament. She was the first and only female victor of the Global Challenge, it would be a hell of a story if she repeated that feat two years on.

Lieberjosch: Hastings won't be an easy competitor, he has come a long way in the past two years.

Vinegar: As has Gabby, in that time she became the only woman in the history of either of UGWC's two founder federations to ever compete for a World or Global Title when she was narrowly defeated by Travis Roberts in what could be seen as a career defining moment.

Lieberjosch: I'm not ruling her out, especially if Tyvola decides to interject in matters. But if not, I just think Donovan has the edge on Gab's, she's just a little too innocent and nice to get past The Lord Chief.

“Ripper”

Dennis: And her opponent, DOOOOOOONNNNNOOOOOVVVVAAAANNN HHHHAASSSTTTIIINNGSSS!!!

Vinegar: Hastings one step closer to finding out if this really is his birthright. Almost everything went his way last year, up until Horizons that is, but he never quite faced the challenge he is tonight. He was in the Battle Royal for longer than any of the other semi-finalists, and if he does manage to get past Gabrielle, he gets no rest as the final will start immediately afterwards.

Lieberjosch: Not exactly immediately, it'll take Kiseragi a couple of minutes to make it out from the back at least.

Covert Jay: Don't worry, he'll get there.

Vinegar: But who will be waiting for him, Gabrielle or Donovan Hastings, Brian Chartreuse has checked both competitors for illegal objects and has signalled for the bell, we're about to find out who will face The Dragon to become The Lord of the Ring.

Covert Jay: Tolkein himself could not have written a better script!

Lieberjosch: I think you'll find he could have. Philistine.

Vinegar: Gabby charges as soon as the bell rings and she leaps up and around Donovan's shoulders...CRUCIFIX PIN!





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Lieberjosch: NO! Hastings kicks out!

Vinegar At the very last moment, he was not expecting that at all, and Gabby almost ended this without throwing a punch.

Lieberjosch: Not a bad tactic, if either of these two win this quick they put themselves at an even bigger advantage over A-Kis. Not that they really need it, but still.

Vinegar: Both back on their feet now, and Donovan deliver a slap around Gabby's face, apparently for the audacity of attempting such a move. He then grabs her flowing hair and throws her to the ground.

Lieberjosch: I don't know why Chartreuse is admonishing him for that, if Gabby wants to be in the ring, and have hair that long, sometimes it's gonna get caught in peoples fingers.

Vinegar: Donovan steps back and allows Gabby back to her feet, before charging at her and lifting her up for an Atomic Drop, but the Caramel Skinned Goddess slips free, and reverses into a high impact DDT!

Covert Jay: Not quite the Double D, but still had plenty of bang for it's buck.

Vinegar: Hastings now at the mercy of Gabby, who lays a few boots into him before, stepping back, and then driving a knee into The Self-Proclaimed Lord's face as he tries to get to his feet. Gabby showing she's determined to ensure this ends the same way it did in 2009.

Covert Jay: SPLIT LEGGED MOONSAULT!

Vinegar: Gabby connects with the Lord, and hooks the leg....









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Vinegar: Gabby back to her feet, and she pulls Donovan up and whips him to the corner, and follows him in...

Lieberjosch: Donovan puts his head down, and charges out of the corner...

Covert Jay: Gabby leapfrogs!

Vinegar: Onto the top rope...She leaps...FLYING CROSSBODY!

Lieberjosch: HASTINGS CATCHES HER, AND SLAMS!

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Vinegar: NO! Gabby gets her foot on the rope. But Donovan has swung the momentum in this match again, but both of them showing signs of a second match in a night.

Lieberjosch: But neither of them look anywhere near as bad as Kiseragi did at the end of his.

Vinegar: This ones not over yet. But whatever happens, both finalists can be incredibly proud of their showing tonight, whoever gets that far deserves a lot of respect.

Lieberjosch: Hastings now waiting for Gabby to get to her feet and when she does he kicks her in the gut, and then hoists her for a Piledriver!

Vinegar: NO! Gabby counters! She backdrops Hastings into the middle of the ring, and then follows with a standing moonsault! This match is so back and forth, you can't call a victor!

Lieberjosch: Thank you Captain Obvious! If we could, the match would be over. Donny getting to his feet, and Gabby is alert, stretching a long leg out and slamming it into the side of the Lord's head, sending him staggering backwards...

Vinegar: She then leaps up onto his shoulders....HURICANRA...

Lieberjosch: NO! Another counter...POWERBOMB!!!







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Vinegar: NO! Another late kick out, neither willing to let this chance go, they want to make it to the final!

Lieberjosch: The Lord cannot believe it...

Covert Jay: Stop calling him that, until he wins he is merely a pretender.

Lieberjosch: The Lord picks up Gabby by her head and then sends her into the ropes, and scoops her up on the way back, and slams her back across his knee, holding her their for a moment before rolling her off...

Covert Jay: But as he does, Gabby swings her leg, and connects with a quick kick to the head of Hastings, and both collapse on the floor...

Vinegar: The longer this goes on the more time Kiseragi gets to recover for the final, and neither seems able to break the deadlock. Gabby props herself up against the turnbuckle...she seems out of it right now...Hastings back on his feet...running knee smash to Gabby’s face...

Lieberjosch: he drags her by the hair to the turnbuckle, and begins to climb...

Vinegar: He's setting it up...oh god...

Lieberjosch: INEVITAILI...[/i]

Covert Jay: NO! NO!

Vinegar: Gabby somehow manages to slide down, and she just throws her head backwards as she does, squarely impacting Donovan's and sending him flying off the top rope, as she lands uncomfortably on top of it...she slowly climbs down over to Donovan...

Lieberjosch: Who rises up with a punch...then a kick to the midsection...DESTINY'S CA...

Vinegar: NO! Reversed!

Covert Jay: DOUBLE D DD...

Lieberjosch: NO ANOTHER REVERSAL! FISHERMANS SUPLEX PIN!







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Dennis: Here is your winner.....DOOOONNNOOOOVVVVAAAANNNN HHHHAAASSSTTTTIIIINNNGSSS!!!!

Lieberjosch: One step closer to his birthright!

Vinegar: Gabrielle gave it her all tonight, but it just wasn't enough, and Hastings progresses to the final, and he has merely moment to refocus himself!



Gabrielle: 16

[T-Robosaurus Rex]

“Teahouse”

Vinegar: Gabrielle has only just left ringside, and already the final of the 2011 Global Challenge is upon us. Alex Kiseragi vs Donovan Hastings, a truly epic encounter to crown the 2011 Lord of the Ring.

Lieberjosch: It's Hastings' birthright, he knows the opportunity may not come around again, he just showed with his victory over Gabby it is finally his year! The fates have conspired for him!

Covert Jay: I've been saying it for the past month, 2011 is the Year of the Dragon, don't listen to Hans, his initial pick was Travis Pierce, look how far hegot!

Lieberjosch: I backed Ooley, he clearly has other plans, and maybe he realises it is not his place to stand in the way of Hastings' Destiny.

Covert Jay: Yeah, that sounds like Ooley.

Vinegar: It's gonna be difficult for both men, A-Kis has had more rest than Hastings who has to jump straight into the final moments after advancing, but Kiseragi's leg's are heavily strapped after that bruising semi-final with Tyvola, not quite as crippled as Hans has been suggesting, and after a match like that do thirty minutes rest or so really make much difference?

Covert Jay: Dragon's have a faster regenerative cycle than even a Ninja, he will be fine.

Vinegar: It is taking him longer to get to the ring than usual, which I'm sure Hastings will be just fine with as he leans against the ropes staring towards his opponent.

Lieberjosch: The final obstacle.

Covert Jay: The end of the road.

Vinegar: It won't be long until we find out who will be UGWC's official Lord. Kiseragi slides into the ring.

Covert Jay: I can hardly believe how lucky we are, I never dreamed I'd see this much Dragon in one night.

Lieberjosch: I suspect you wish me to ignore the opening presented to me don;t you, Nick?

Vinegar: I'd rather we all just focused on what will be a fine spectacle between two of UGWC's Première Entertainment Professionals. Both men stand in the centre of the ring.

Dennis: Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is scheduled for one fall, and is the final match of the 2011 Global Challenge, and the winner will be crowned The Lord of the Ring.

Lieberjosch: Has anyone actually remarked on how it would be an incredibly fitting title for Kiseragi? And I don't mean Lord A-Kis, I mean Alex Kiseragi, Lord of the Ring. Maybe he is under the impression it's his birthright also?

Vinegar: That stopped being funny over a year ago, before you even started telling the joke.

Lieberjosch: Sometimes one is presented with an opportunity, and I already ignored the Jay one earlier, this was a slice of fried gold I was not going to let get away.

Vinegar: Well maybe we can focus on the match, as Glenn Burke signals for the bell and A-Kis makes a move for Hastings, but Donovan swiftly moves from his path, and gets behind The Dragon, who is uncharacteristically slow to turn around, and is greeted by a close range clothesline that takes him down. It seems those knee braces are not just preventative measures, The Dragon may be in trouble.

Lieberjosch: Hastings senses that and he's gone right for those knee's.

Covert Jay: it;s hardly a case of sensing anything, it was Hastings that caused the initial trauma earlier in the month. He knew from the start of the month Kiseragi was his main threat, and that's why he took him out with the steel pipe.

Lieberjosch: I'm pretty sure that was just an opportunistic shot, just goes to show the fates are on the true Lord's side.

Vinegar: Kiseragi has dragged himself over to the ropes and forces Burke to stop Hastings from his continual assault on The Dragon's legs.

Lieberjosch: Kiseragi using the ropes to pull himself back up, and he is clearly in pain, he winces as he straightens himself...

Covert Jay: but he is up, he's a fighter...

Lieberjosch: He's stupid, he could well end his career over this.

Covert Jay: Or take it to new heights.

Vinegar:not if Hastings has anything to do with it, he goes to throw Kiseragi to the ropes, then pulls him back in, grabs him, and then hits a Russian leg sweep, before transitioning into an old fashioned leg lock, applying pressure to Kiseragi's already damaged right leg.

Lieberjosch: And he's in the middle of the ring, nowhere to go, he's gonna have no choice but to tap out in a couple of seconds....

Vinegar: He's refusing to quit, you can see the pain as he screams, his eyes bulging, the veins in his head popping out....he clasps at the air with his hands, before grabbing his own hair as he screams in pain.

Covert Jay: He won't quit, Ninja's never quit.

Lieberjosch: if he doesn't Hastings will snap that leg in two...

Vinegar: Or not, he seems to have lost patience with this plan of attack, and he relinquishes his grasp, and A-Kis rolls on the floor clutching at his support...oh...No...that's beyond unsportsmanlike behaviour! Hastings is ripping off Kiseragi's knee supports, and Kiseragi is unable to fight him off...

Lieberjosch: It's a clever tactic, maybe if Alex hadn't made such a statement regarding his weak spot, this wouldn't be happening.

Covert Jay: Maybe if Mr and Mrs Hastings hadn't brought up a cowardly weasel of a man this wouldn't be happening.

Vinegar: Hastings tosses Kiseragi's supports out of the ring, and drags Kiseragi to his feet...but A-Kis quickly brings his skull up into Hastings' jaw, sending Donovan an inch in the air, and then onto the floor as Kiseragi stumbles backwards into the ropes.

Lieberjosch: A desperation move there.

Vinegar: I think Hastings just emphasized a moment before the gloves are off in this match.

Lieberjosch: Did I say I was criticizing the tactic? If Kiseragi wants to win all he has left to rely on are desperation tactics and some kind of Miracle.

Vinegar: Given what Donovan has been up to in churches recently I wouldn't rule out Divine Intervention tonight.

Lieberjosch: That would be a great point, if it wasn't stupid.

Vinegar: Donovan getting back to his feet...

Lieberjosch: But he cleverly scrambles to the other side of the ring, meaning Kiseragi has to cross a greater space, giving Hastings time to...well I didn't see that coming!

Vinegar: Neither did Hastings! Kiseragi leant against the ropes and then crossed the ring by sprining into a swift cartwheel and wraps his legs around Hastings, twists and flips him to the arena floor with a head scissors!

Covert Jay: That's what happens when you cross a Dragon with a Ninja!

Vinegar: Hastings may not have the injuries Kiseragi had coming into tonight, but this is also his third match, and he's taken his share of beatings tonight, that fall has done him no favours. His back arched on impact, and Kiseragi may have slowed his foe down considerably.

Lieberjosch: It also buys him some time, and in his state every moment is vital.

Vinegar: Hastings knows this, and knows he has to get back in the ring, or risk letting Kiseragi get an even bigger advantage. He slides in the ring, and Kiseragi takes a stance ready to strike...

Covert Jay: I think I know what's coming...

Vinegar: Hastings senses the kick of Yari also, and he slides straight back out of the ring. He knows Kiseragi only has one shot with that tonight, the force of impact on his own body when he executes it would more than likely leave him unable to continue for much longer afterwards, even so, when Kiseragi hits it it's over...but if he misses...

Lieberjosch: If he hits a Yari kick and doesn't black out from the pain it inflicts ion his own knee's I'd be very surprised.

Vinegar: Now Hastings chooses to climb back into the ring, and Kiseragi knows he can;t risk missing the Yari Kick now that Hastings is expecting it, and relaxes his stance. Hastings moves in and both men lock up, Kiseragi getting the better initially, getting Donovan into a Full Nelson, but The Immortal Lord breaks out of it, turns round and hits Kiseragi with a Belly to Belly Suplex!

Lieberjosch: Hastings quickly up and around...he grabs Kiseragi's legs...BOSTON CRAB!

Vinegar: Oh my god, in the middle of the ring again, and this time Hastings has both of Kiseragi's knee's, and is also exerting immense pressure on his back...Kiseragi is screaming like I've never seen him scream before.

Lieberjosch: Donovan applying extra pressure on those knee's, bending them at awkward angles in his arms as he leans back, the strain showing on his face.

Vinegar: It looks like he is trying to snap Kiseragi into pieces, and it sounds like it from what is coming out Kiseragi's mouth, I didn't think he even knew those words existed!

Covert Jay: the Dragon is trying to channel the negative thoughts...

Vinegar: He's not saying much now, it's like the fight is draining out of him every second, his arms losing their strength, his head falling to the canvas, his cheek lying on the matt, and his eyes closing as the thousands of fans that are chanting his name build up into a crescendo of noise...

Lieberjosch: but it doesn;t matter, this one is over ladies and gentlemen, Alex Kiseragi has passed out in the middle of the ring, and Glenn Burke leans over him...

Covert Jay: His eye opens!

Vinegar: out of nowhere, Kiseragi straightens both of his arms in a split second, and manages to straighten his legs out hurling Hastings directly into the ring post...what a show of guts. Hastinsg though staggers backwards and A-Kis grabs his tights....ROLL UP!!!










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Lieberjosch: NO! LAST MOMENT KICK OUT!

Vinegar: That was so close...Kiseragi almost pulled off the most unlikely of reverses...

Lieberjosch: He can't have anything else left now, it's been a valiant effort, but all Hastings needs to do now is see this one out. Just keep Kiseragi at arms length, which given the fact he can barely stand up isn't that difficult a task.

Vinegar: Kiseragi's mobility and speed may have been dramatically cut down, but don;t underestimate the Dragon's speed of mind, if he sees an opening I wouldn't bet against him taking it.

Lieberjosch: Keep trying to tell yourself that, Kiseragi is finished. Hastings is literally dragging him to his feet, and he whips him to the corner...but Kiseragi is so busted up his legs can't even carry him that far, and they buckle half way across the ring, causing him to fall face first into the matt. That not only look painful, but incredibly embarrassing also.

Vinegar: Hastings spreads his arms either side of himself, and looks up towards the sky...

Hastings: PRAISE HASTINGS!

Lieberjosch: It's over! He's about to end this...huh?

Covert Jay: Ok, someone got the wrong memo, Hastings isn't really god, get the lights back on...

Vinegar: The power is out everywhere....apart from the Globatron....it's flickering....what's...what's that?

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Covert Jay: Huh?

Vinegar: I have no idea...the lights are back, the Globatron returns to the footage in the ring, and Hastings is staring in confusion and he turns round to face Kiseragi....WHO'S ON HIS FEET!

Covert Jay: YYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIII KKKKKIIIIIIIICCCCKKK!!!

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Dennis: The winner of the 2011 Global Challenge and the LORD OF THE RING, ALLLLLLLEEEEEEXXXXX KKKKKIIIIISSSSEEEERRRRRAAAAAAGGGGIIII!!!!

Covert Jay: LLLLOOOOOOORRRRD DRRRRAAAAGGGOOOOONNN!!![/i]

Lieberjosch: You do realise he will be unbearable now.

Vinegar: It's a price we'll just have to pay, Alex Kiseragi has beaten all the odds. But at what cost? He is 2011's Lord Of The Ring, he has won the Global Challenge, he has once again shown the world that he is the future of this industry, but has he sacrificed his own future to do so?

Covert Jay: Who cares about that right now, ALL HAIL THE DRAGON LORD!

Vinegar: Hastings is not waiting around, his face is red, and he is storming backstage, no doubt to hunt down whoever was responsible for that brief interuption.

Lieberjosch: It cost him, but Kiseragi took his shot, you can't take that away from him...

Vinegar: And he's getting to his feet, I can't believe he has the energy to do that...he's clearly in immense pain but he wants to thank all of these fans, they have been vocal in their support of him all night, and now he is repaying them with a round of applause...

Covert Jay: No....NO...NO! GO AWAY!

Vinegar: Oh for the love of god, really...this is just vulgar. Travis Pierce has just come out onto the stage, you remember him folks, the guy who couldn't progress past the first round? And he is sarcastically clapping A-Kis...

Covert Jay: he has proven himself inferior to Kiseragi in every department, he shouldn't show his face during this moment of glory...

Vinegar: Wait, he's raising his hands...and then he beckons with them both...before sprinting down the ramp...

Covert Jay: FROM THE CROWD! WHAT ARE THEY DOING HERE!

Vinegar: The Thames Valley Hit Squad invade the ring by jumping the barriers, one either side of the ring...and before Kiseragi knows what's happening...

Lieberjosch: THE HIT!

Vinegar: Pierce slides in the ring...Duncan and Johnny haul A-Kis back to his feet...

Lieberjosch: THE TRUTH HURTS!

Vinegar: This is disgraceful...now the The Thames Valley hit Squad slap on The Judas Cradle...Somebody stop this...

Covert Jay: NINJA CHAMPION!

Vinegar: AND JUST BEHIND HIM GABRIELLE!

Lieberjosch: Pierce paying no attention, and starts to kick Kiseragi as the TVHS destroy anything that hadn't been stretched to breaking point already...

Vinegar: The Cavalry are here though, Jet grabs the ring bell and slides in, and Gabrielle...is seconds behind...he raises the bell...WHAT IN THE NAME OF AUNT NORA'S CHASTITY BELT IS GOING ON!

Covert Jay: That's not ninja!

Lieberjosch: Gabrielle grabs the bell off of Jet and then tosses the UGWC World Heavyweight Champion out of the ring....and then Pierce tells the TVHS to break the cradle, and he then picks Kiseragi's almost limp body up and tosses him out of the ring to Jet.

Vinegar: What is going on...

Lieberjosch: I think answers are on the way...Ole' Bob is here...

Ooley strides underneath the Globatron.

Ooley: Y'might wanna get ya friend out of here Astro, you've got a very important World Championship Match just minutes away, Ole' Bob wouldn't want you blaming him if you come up short...

Ooley: And don't get any funny idea's on the way past...

Alex manages to struggle alongside Jet past Ooley, Jet just looks into Ooley's eyes.

Jet: If you wanted my attention, you've got it.

Ooley: Astro, Astro, Astro, when will you learn everything doesn't revolve around you, Ole' Bob has more pressing matters to attend to other than highlighting to the world your many deficencies, lets say we save that for another night, huh?

Jet and Alex disappear backstage.

Ooley: Ladies and Gentlemen, standing before you in that very ring are The most Under-Appreciated workers in this business. The Thames Valley hit Squad have been mismanaged beyond belief, the many talents and abilities of Gabrielle Montgomery have been ignored for the sake of selling calenders, and Travis Pierce has been held down for so long the viewing public felt he was a 'breakthrough' star after years of being the most relevant thing on the circuit.

Ooley: They are not just the most gelled cooperative team in the company, she is not just a pretty face, and he is not just a cocky upstart, they are future World Champions, they will headline venues around the world. You see Ladies and Gentlemen, you don't need a one night tournament to determine the future of the industry...just the right resources...

Ooley: Ladies and Gentlemen, I present to you, The Human Resource Department!

Lieberjosch: I told you he had other plans...

Vinegar: Just....don't.



Alex Kiseragi: 21
Donovan Hastings: 19
Tyvola: 18
Gabrielle: 16
Travis Pierce: 12
JK: 10
Russo: 8
Medos: 4

[T-Robosaurus Rex]

Vinegar: Our Main Event is just moments away, but I think most of the crowd are still reeling from what we just witnessed...that was a cowardly ambush, and to prove what point?

Covert Jay: Y'know, I'd rather not talk about it to be honest. Thinking about what they did to The Dragon Lord makes me feel physically sick.

Lieberjosch: Stop being such a baby. This is an industry that thrives on competition, resentment and making an impact. The Human Resource Department just made it clear that they are no longer willing to be underestimated and overlooked. They deserve better treatment than they have been getting. Just look at The Thames Valley Hit Squad, UGWC's reigning Cooperative Champions were left off the Pay-Per-View card completely. It took these drastic steps to get two of this companies Champions some air time.

Covert Jay: Look can't we just forget it ever happened, it would be easier all round that way.

Lieberjosch: I'm not sure how you have made that conclusion.

Covert Jay: Well this match was written before the final of the Lord of the Ring, so suffering temporary amnesia would no doubt explain why we don't mention our current Champions involvement just moments ago.

Vinegar: Huh?

Covert Jay: The wall is a bitch huh?

Lieberjosch: The steel cage is lowering around the ring, it’s time for the main event!

“Phucking Phreak” hits, and Phrixus Deimos creeps out from backstage and comes down the ramp, rolling under the cage just as it finishes lowering.

Dennis: The following contest is a Steel Cage Match, and can only be won by escaping the cage, and it is for the World Heavyweight Championship! Introducing first, the challenger, the Embodiment of Fear, PHRIXUS DEIIIIMOOSSSSSSSS!!!!!

Covert Jay: Fear is an experienced competitor in the cage, having defeated Alan Fernandez in a Steel Cage Match as part of their Best of Seven Series back in 2003.

Lieberjosch: Thanks for that worthless trivia.

A silhouette resembling Jet Somers appears in the distance of a darkened hallway, walking toward the screen. A distorted and distant Mark Collie wails: 'In time, your time will be no more...,' and the vertical control suddenly flips out as Nonpoint's "Everybody Down" hits hard and Jet runs out from behind the curtain, UGWC Heavyweight Championship strapped around his waist. He runs to the edge of the stage and pumps his fist in the air a few times. At 'And when I stomp you' Jet sprints down the ramp, slapping hands in the crowd as he goes, running to leap onto the side of the cage. He grabs the cage with one hand and pumps the other fist in the air on each 'Everybody Down!' chant of the chorus.

Dennis: And his opponent, the reigning and defending World Heavyweight Champion, the Wild Card, JET SOMMMMERRRRRRRSSS!!!!!

Jet drops off and unstraps the belt, holding it up quickly to the approval of the crowd before handing it over to Glenn Burke.

Vinegar: This is a feud that has been brewing for nearly a year, boiling over here tonight!

Lieberjosch: I guess ten months is nearly a year.

DING DING!

Vinegar: Somers steps in through the door, and Deimos wastes no time climbing up the cage on the far side!

Lieberjosch: But Somers pulls Deimos off the cage, and they brawl now in the center of the ring.

Vinegar: Somers whips Deimos into the ropes, then vaults over Deimos on the rebound. Deimos bounces off the ropes again, and Somers hits a dropkick, knocking Deimos into the cage wall!

Lieberjosch: That cage can and will be used as a weapon in this match, and the man that does a better job of it will have the distinct advantage!

Vinegar: Deimos staggers and Somers hits a suplex.

Lieberjosch: But instead of trying to escape, he’s planning more offense.

Covert Jay: Even the most ninja must incapacitate the opponent before attempting victory.

Lieberjosch: By escape.

Covert Jay: Ninja do not escape, they evade.

Vinegar: Somers starts to pull Deimos up, but Deimos kidney punches him, then vertical suplexes Somers into the cage wall!

Lieberjosch: And that impact against the steel will take it’s toll, a double impact there, first into the steel wall, and then dropped on the mat!

Vinegar: Deimos pulls him Somers and hurls him again into the cage.

Lieberjosch: And Deimos grabs the staggering Somers and throws him into the opposite wall!

Vinegar: Jet Somers is trying to stay on his feet, he’s looking woozy, Deimos steps behind him!

Covert Jay: NUMBING!

Vinegar: Deimos standing over Somers for a moment, and now he starts to climb the cage.

Lieberjosch: He could win the title right here!

Vinegar: Deimos is near the top of the cage…

Covert Jay: But Crazy Opie bounces off the ropes, then charges and dives into the cage!

Vinegar: Deimos loses his grip, he falls back to the mat!

Lieberjosch: Somers saves the match for himself, but at what cost to himself, as he hurled himself full force into that steel wall!

Vinegar: Both men down, each slowly stirring, trying to make it to his feet.

Lieberjosch: A hard right from Somers, and Deimos reels with the blow!

Covert Jay: A return punch from Fear, and Somers takes a step back!

Vinegar: Somers goes to hit Deimos, but Deimos grabs his arm and whips him across the ring, but Somers ducks under a clothesline, spins, and takes Deimos down with the Suicide Pull!

Covert Jay: Ground-and-Pound!!!

Vinegar: Somers with those repeated blows on Deimos, and now he stumbles to his feet. Somers staggers for a moment, then starts climbing the cage.

Covert Jay: You think it hurts his feet?

Lieberjosch: What does?

Covert Jay: Climbing barefoot on that cage like he’s doing.

Lieberjosch: Well, he is climbing slowly, I’ll give you that.

Vinegar: Deimos stumbles over to him, and powerbombs Somers off the cage wall!

Lieberjosch: Jet Somers has absorbed a ton of punishment in this match, he might not be able to get back up after that!

Covert Jay: He’s getting up right now.

Vinegar: That’s because Deimos is pulling him to his feet, he goes to whip him across the ring, only to pull him back, uses the extra momentum to flapjack Somers face first into the cage!

Covert Jay: He’s got color!

Vinegar: Somers is busted open, and look at the twisted grin spreading on the face of Phrixus Deimos!

Lieberjosch: He’s looking to finish Somers off!

Vinegar: He pulls Somers to his feet.

Covert Jay: Numbing!

Vinegar: Somers elbows him away, leaps onto the cage wall, kicks off!

Covert Jay: JETSTREAMER!!!

Vinegar: The athleticism of Jet Somers, he just bounced off the cage wall into the Jetstreamer!

Lieberjosch: You can see Jet Somers is exhausted, but this might be the only opening he gets, he has to get out of the cage!

Vinegar: Deimos is down and isn‘t moving, and Somers starts to climb the cage!

Lieberjosch: But Deimos is starting to crawl towards the door!

Vinegar: Somers sees him, but Somers is on top of the cage!

Lieberjosch: He just has to drop to the floor, and he keeps his title!

Vinegar: I don’t know why he is hesi-JESUS CHRIST ON A POGO STICK!!!!

Lieberjosch: What an idiot!

Pbp: Somers just hit the Blackout off the top of the cage all the way to the mat, onto Phrixus Deimos!

Covert Jay: What ninja!

Lieberjosch: Somers had the match won, all he had to do was drop to the outside, instead he comes back into the cage, to inflict more pain on Deimos!

Vinegar: Both men are down, Somers starting to move.

Lieberjosch: He’s missed his opportunity.

Vinegar: Somers is crawling towards the door, Deimos starting to stir, but he’s too far away.

Covert Jay: He’ll never get there in time!

Vinegar: Somers to the cage door, Burke opening it for him, and…what is Somers doing?

Lieberjosch: He looks like he’s stopping for a chat with the referee.

Vinegar: Somers is having Burke padlock the door shut!

Lieberjosch: Idiot.

Vinegar: Jet Somers has had the door padlocked, and he pulls himself to his feet, turning around and glaring at Fear!

Lieberjosch: Whatever he’s got planned here, it’s a bad idea.

Vinegar: I’m inclined to agree with you, as Somers measures Deimos.

Covert Jay: Final Wound!

Vinegar: But Deimos sidesteps and deflects it, kicks Somers in the back of the knee!

Covert Jay: MILLENIAL DECAY!!!

Lieberjosch: Deimos has Somers in that hybrid camel/cobra clutch, a brutal submission maneuver, sapping the life from the champion!

Vinegar: Somers is fading, Deimos flings him to the mat, and now he stumbles to the wall!

Lieberjosch: Nearly lost his balance along the way, Deimos looks like he barely knows where he is, but he’s got the wherewithal to try to escape!

Vinegar: He’s stumbling along the wall the door.

Lieberjosch: It’s padlocked!

Vinegar: Deimos noticing that now, Burke shrugging his shoulders on the outside, and now Deimos climbing the cage.

Lieberjosch: But Somers is up!

Vinegar: Somers is hobbling on one knee, but he gets to the wall and starts to climb himself.

Lieberjosch: Deimos to the top, he’s going over!

Covert Jay: He’s going to make it!

Vinegar: Somers to the top too, he grabs Deimos by the arm!!!

Lieberjosch: Shake it loose!

Vinegar: Phrixus Deimos is hanging on the outside, the only thing keeping him from landing on the outside and winning the match is that Jet Somers has him by the arm!

Lieberjosch: Somers trying to get leverage, sitting on top of the cage.

Vinegar: Phrixus swinging with his free arm, trying to knock himself loose, but Jet grabs the arm!

Lieberjosch: He’s not going to be able to do this!

Vinegar: Jet Somers pulling Deimos by both arms back to the top of the cage, and he throws Deimos over the top of the cage back into the ring!!!!!!!

Cm: I can’t believe it!

Vinegar: And Somers drops to the outside!

Dennis: Here is your winner, and still World Heavyweight Champion, JET SOMMMMERRRRRSSSSSS!!!!!

Vinegar: Unbelievable! Jet Somers looks completely exhausted as he lies on the outside, but he has retained the World Heavyweight Championship and defeated Phrixus Deimos here tonight!

Lieberjosch: And you have to say he did it quite convincingly.

Covert Jay: And he's clearly eager to get backstage so he can check on the condition of his friend Alex Kiseragi.

Lieberjosch: Oh we can remember that stuff now?

Covert Jay: Yup, we're in the clear.

Vinegar: Which is more than can be said for Jet Somers, as he grabs his World Heavyweight Championship belt and turns for the ramp, the crowd isntantly begin to heckle towards the stage.

Covert Jay: What the hell are they doing back? Are they gonna ambush Jet now?

Lieberjosch: The Human Resource Department are hardly dressed for an ambush, they look about ready for a night on the town.

Travis Pierce stands at the head of the group wearing a white suit with a red, open collared shirt, Gabrielle is where a slinky black shimmering dress, with a slit rising higher than you ever dreamed, and both members of the Thames Valley hit Squad wear dark black suits, open collared white shirts and dark shades. They step aside and out walks Robert Ooley wearing a Tuxedo, and giving a round of applause, as Boss penguin waddles out beside him.

Jet just stares up the aisle whilst holding his title by his side, his eyes narrowing with every passing second.

Boss P fires off a couple of rounds from the pistol he grips in a flipper, announcing that Ooley has something to say.

Ooley: I suppose congratulations are in order Mr. Bummers, a hard earned victory over Scared must be a highlight of your career. The Human Resource Department took a keen interest in what happened in this match up, because it had a bearing on how we progressed, but despite your greatest fears we never intended to intrude on your personal time with your friend.

Ooley: You see, we had to wait and see who came out of that cage as World Heavyweight Champion before we could decide on a strategy, we had no need to actually get involved in the affair. That would have been ludicrous, it matters not to us which of you leads our company.

Ooley: One unworthy, over exposed, self righteous relic of a slump we'd all rather forget, is no different to the other untrustworthy, over exposed...I think you get Ole' Bob's point. All we needed to do was sit back and wait to see who would feel they should be the focus of attention for the upcoming month, and make an apology as clearly the interest in them will have waned somewhat.

Ooley: And how fortunate it is that you Astro, have emerged victorious, it was just what Ole' Bob was hoping for. Astro, you thought the past month the feeble attempts of Moss Edwards and Dexter Vines to upset you were frustrating. Your thoughts were so clouded you were insistent that Ole' Bob himself was somehow involved. How wrong you were...

Ooley: Over the coming months Astro, you and the rest of this complacent dump will come to realise just how wrong your assertions were. You thought those two mopes were victimizing you, you're gonna think Ole' Bob is the devil himself.

Ooley: And here's the kicker, you see before you your future Jet, for the man who will take that World Heavyweight Championship from around your waist is standing at my very Side. At UGWC 'Day of Reckoning' Travis Pierce has purchased a World Heavyweight Title shot against you Astro Bummers, if you survive that far that is, because the Piercing Truth is...every episode of Synergy between now and Day of Reckoning will be booked by the man himself. A good use of his 'valueless accolades' don't you think?

Ooley: But of course, one last congratulations Astro, this is your night after all. Send our best to Alex...

With that the Human Resource Department turn and exit the stage as Jet stands, his expression one of rage, but he has nowhere to go as Boss Penguin has been left, guarding the exit with his trusty pistol.

Covert Jay: Not even Somers is crazy enough to risk a gunshot wound...knowingly.

Vinegar: What a night it has been ladies and gentlemen, Alex Kiseragi is the 2011 Global Challenge winner and is the lord of the Ring, Red Fusion is our new Chaos Champion, JK has attacked Enigma, Jet Somers has successfully defended his UGWC World Heavyweight Championship...

Lieberjosch: And The Human Resource Department has been revealed and stated its intentions, the next few weeks are going to be interesting.

Vinegar: Join us in a couple of weeks, for Synergy...

Lieberjosch: Brought to you by Travis Pierce and The Human Resource Department!

Covert Jay: I still feel sick.


Jet Somers: 8
Phrixus Deimos: 4

[T-Robosaurus Rex]

Credits

Global Challenge Lord Of The Ring First Round Battle Royal
Donny

Chaos Title Match
JK

Global Challenge Semi Finals and Final
T-Rob

Main Event
Donny

HR Closing Statements
T-Rob

[T-Robosaurus Rex]

Sorry it was late, hope it was worth the wait.

[Alex Kiseragi]

Awesome PPV, well worth the wait.

First, thanks to everyone who voted for me. Means a lot to get a big win like that.

Gratz to Fusion for picking up the Chaos title.

JK and Enigma. You guys really surprised me with that one. Looking forward to what you guys come up with.

Well done Jet for picking up the first title defense.

And the Human Resource Department! How cool are they! Gabby heel turn caught be off guard. Great set up for next month at the end.

What am I forgetting? Oh yeah, whats up with this X shit?

[Orgabsmic]

Great show all around guys, definatly worth the wait and congrats to all the winners.

Glad that Gabbys turn caught people off guard and I'll definatly enjoying writing her as a bad girl heh heh

Great to see the The Human Resource Department finally take shape, should be a very fun stable to be apart of.

And I must say the bit where Tyvola was following Gabby to the back only to be dragged back by the ear was genious, great job with that Donovan.

['The Cyclone' JK]

yeah that X stuff has really confused me =S

right, basic overall gist (saving the whole review for the return of JK's wonders from Down Under).

The Global challenge was quite well written, and I always forget that it has like four matches in it, which really helped spread out the whole show. Congrats to Lord Dragon, very well deserved victory

The Human Resources Department, sounds like a cool concept for sure, just hope the next damn week ends quickly, I wanna to see the first card

That was one of the best Main events I have read in recent shows, congrats to the combatants, and to Donny who put the match together.

only complaint, and it is EXTREMLY minor, JK has never attacked Engima before this show, they have never even feuded before. In fact, I think this is the absolute first time that there has even been any negative feelings between the two. Like I said though, that is a really minor thing.

Great PPV, and looking forward to the next card.

[T-Robosaurus Rex]

Bless you for saying it's minor JK, but that was a pretty big error. I got Kinglsey mixed up with Enigma, my mistake, and apologies to you both.

Have removed the offensive piece.

['The Cyclone' JK]

Lol, still think it's quite minor when the rest of the show was as great as it was

[Jet Somers]

damn amazing show. lots of twists and turns.

grats to Akis and Fusion first of all. I really though the knees were going to be the downfall, but it was nice to see that injury get played up all month and it made the victory more dramatic.

HRD, wow. It's like the Corporation and RTC all rolled into one, but way more style. Gabbyy wth! I wonder what this will mean for her relationship with Ty.

I really like the HRD idea because it feels like something that's going to effect the entire place, something to get everyone involved.

five star show, loved it.

[T-Robosaurus Rex]

Thanks for all the positive reactions guys.

I have to say I think Steve and I are real proud of this PPV, given Horizons ended the year so spectacularly, it was a hell of a show to have to follow.

Infinity was never going to be Horizons, as Horizons is the culmination of so many ideas. But we hoped it could be a great start to the year, and open a lot of possibilities, and spark more idea's.

I have to say thanks to everyone for slogging through, as I know at points this month it's been hard to pull together an exciting looking card, but I think the hard work of everyone in the fed has paid off, and we've made a great start to the year.

JK did a great job with the Chaos Title match, and apologies again for my glib, and incorrect, remark in the commentary. But I know from the past you and Enigma work well with one another, and as opponents you work even better. The last time we saw it was a LONG time ago, and you've both progressed so much I look forward to seeing what you both pull out.

I think Steve did a fantastic job with the opening match, as it has a high chance of becoming a clusterfuck if the writer doesn't keep track of whats going on. At no point was I confused, and given I know how busy that dude can get I am amazed he manages to pull stuff like that out.

As for the Main Event, I feel the match befitted the feud it was the climax of. I think both guys looked good, but it was also a riveting contest.

On a more personal note I'm really happy that the HR Dept has been so well received. This is the reason I have taken Travis out of circulation, I want to focus on story lines and angles that can as Jet said 'effect the entire place' and 'get everyone invovled'. The HR Dept idea came to me last year, and I have to thank Travis Pierce and Gabby for trusting me to take the right direction with it's formation, as it's been on the cards for a while.

In no disrespect to them I have to thank Matt/A-Kis/The Lord of the Ring, for placing even more trust in me. Matt wasn't aware of the TVHS' involvement for a long while, and trusted me to take the right direction with his boys. I didn't want to tell matt too much, because as a Mod he seldom gets surprised!

And that kinda thing may happen a lil' more often. Don't worry I'm not planning on turning any of your characters heel/face without your say so, but their may be times I have to improvise a characters behaviour, and I hope you all trust me to get it right...most of the time.

Glad you enjoyed it so much, I think things are just picking up for 2011.

Finally congrats to Fusion and A-Kis for their victories, I think both were well deserved. And obviously congrats to Jet for a successful defence.