Post by brandonbrown on Jul 25, 2009 20:40:51 GMT -5
(We open with the new GIW Champion Brandon Brown and Big B Brown)
Brandon: Thanks B for helping me win the GIW Title. I can’t believe I finally accomplished my goal.
Big B: Hey, we had a deal. You helped me and I helped you.
Brandon: And you didn’t think I would help you. Did you?
Big B: Technically, you didn’t show up. Your music just played.
Brandon: Say what you want. That provided the perfect distraction.
Big B: I guess you are right about that.
Brandon: I know what I’m doing out there. I’m the champ for a reason.
Big B: You’re the champ because I helped you.
Brandon: I’ll admit it for once. I’m the champ because you helped me.
Big B: Now, when do I get my title match?
Brandon: As soon as you lose 200 pounds.
Big B: That’s cold.
Brandon: I’m just saying.
Big B: Hold on. I have to go to the bathroom.
Brandon: Number 1 or Number 2.
Big B: Number 2.
Brandon: See you in an hour.
(Big B heads to the bathroom while Brandon thinks to himself.)
Brandon: It’s a good thing somebody played my music because I didn’t. I was actually on my way to the ring when I got sidetracked.
(Flashback to Brandon walking through the hallway on his way to the ring. Brandon walks past the girl’s locker room and he sees Cara Costello and Hazel East.)
Cara: Hazel, I need a massage so I feel great for Declan’s match.
Hazel: Sure. I’ll give you a massage.
(Brandon looks on with a lot of interest.)
Cara: Thanks Hazel. It’s a good thing those guys were beat up so you didn’t have to referee.
Brandon: (To himself) What guys got beat up?
Hazel: Yeah, It’s all good. I needed a break anyways after the Progdoor/McSkinny match.
Cara: I can’t blame you.
Hazel: Cara, can I tell you a secret?
Cara: You can tell me anything.
Hazel: I think McSkinny is kind of cute.
(Cara throws up in her mouth while Brandon is outside laughing uncontrollably.)
Cara: Are you serious?
Hazel: Yeah, is that bad.
Cara: You know I think I’m going to leave.
(Brandon realizes he has to get out of there. He heads towards the entrance to the ring.)
Brandon: Hey, Big B’s music is playing. His match must have just started. I better get ready to help.
(Brandon peaks out the curtain to see Big B coming up the ramp.)
Brandon: Shit, his match is over and I didn’t help him. Maybe since he won he will forgive me. I’ll just tell him the truth.
(Big B appears.)
Brandon: Listen Big B, I’m sorry.
Big B: Sorry about what. Your music gave me the distraction to beat Komosube.
Brandon: (Confused) My music? Oh! My music. Yes, I thought that would be the perfect way to distract him.
Big B: Thanks. Now I might return the favor.
Brandon: You better after I helped you.
(Brandon sees Hazel East heading to the ring.)
Brandon: Hazel, I heard McSkinny was looking for you.
Hazel: McSkinny is gross.
Brandon: He thinks you are the most beautiful women he has ever seen.
Hazel: He really said that. I mean that is sick.
Brandon: Hazel, the match is about to begin. You better get out there.
Hazel: You’re right.
(Back to current time.)
Big B: What are you thinking about?
Brandon: Nothing. Wait a second, you are done taking a shit already?
Big B: Didn’t have to go as bad as I thought I did.
Brandon: This is a pretty nice belt, don’t you think?
Big B: It would look better around my waist.
Brandon: It wouldn’t fit around your waist.
Big B: What are you going to do when I lose that 300 pounds?
Brandon: I might quit.
Big B: I better start working out then.
Brandon: Very funny.
Big B: Shouldn’t you be training for your match?
Brandon: I don’t even remember who I am facing.
Big B: Sean Jenson.
Brandon: Oh yeah. The La Resistance guy.
Big B: No, his group is just called The Resistance.
Brandon: La Resistance would be better.
Big B: That would make him French.
Brandon: I know.
Big B: Anyways, aren’t you going to train?
Brandon: I don’t need to.
Big B: Why not?
Brandon: Sean Jenson can’t wrestle. He has to rely on fluke victories. Seriously, Lord Deathman should have had him beat.
Big B: That’s what makes Sean good though. He is unpredictable.
Brandon: Please, Sean and the rest of The Resistance are worthless. The only one worth anything is Chris Austin and I don’t even think he cares about the rest of the Resistance.
Big B: You don’t know that.
Brandon: Honestly what is there to care for. A fucking guy dressed in a dragon suit.
Big B: I like Progdoor.
Brandon: That’s because you play Guitar Hero with him.
Big B: Yeah, his game is a little messed up though. He says its been unplugged too many times.
Brandon: That’s a shame. What were we talking about again?
Big B: You against Sean Jenson.
Brandon: Okay, now I remember. I also remember him one time asking us to join The Resistance. Do you remember that?
Big B: Are you kidding? I was going to join until you refused.
Brandon: I didn’t want us to be associated with losers. The Browns are winners and there is nothing that can change that.
Big B: What if we lose?
Brandon: Then we were probably cheated because nobody can beat a Brown without cheating.
Big B: If you say so.
Brandon: Sean better bring his A-game because I’ll be bringing mine. Anyway, see you later B.
Big B: One thing before you go.
Brandon: What?
Big B: I am really happy you are the champ.
Brandon: Thanks, B.
Big B: You earned it out there.
Brandon: Fine, you only have to lose 100 pounds for your title shot.
Big B: That’s what I wanted to hear.
(Brandon heads out)
Brandon: I really need to find out who played my music and thank them.
(Scene fades to black)
Brandon: Thanks B for helping me win the GIW Title. I can’t believe I finally accomplished my goal.
Big B: Hey, we had a deal. You helped me and I helped you.
Brandon: And you didn’t think I would help you. Did you?
Big B: Technically, you didn’t show up. Your music just played.
Brandon: Say what you want. That provided the perfect distraction.
Big B: I guess you are right about that.
Brandon: I know what I’m doing out there. I’m the champ for a reason.
Big B: You’re the champ because I helped you.
Brandon: I’ll admit it for once. I’m the champ because you helped me.
Big B: Now, when do I get my title match?
Brandon: As soon as you lose 200 pounds.
Big B: That’s cold.
Brandon: I’m just saying.
Big B: Hold on. I have to go to the bathroom.
Brandon: Number 1 or Number 2.
Big B: Number 2.
Brandon: See you in an hour.
(Big B heads to the bathroom while Brandon thinks to himself.)
Brandon: It’s a good thing somebody played my music because I didn’t. I was actually on my way to the ring when I got sidetracked.
(Flashback to Brandon walking through the hallway on his way to the ring. Brandon walks past the girl’s locker room and he sees Cara Costello and Hazel East.)
Cara: Hazel, I need a massage so I feel great for Declan’s match.
Hazel: Sure. I’ll give you a massage.
(Brandon looks on with a lot of interest.)
Cara: Thanks Hazel. It’s a good thing those guys were beat up so you didn’t have to referee.
Brandon: (To himself) What guys got beat up?
Hazel: Yeah, It’s all good. I needed a break anyways after the Progdoor/McSkinny match.
Cara: I can’t blame you.
Hazel: Cara, can I tell you a secret?
Cara: You can tell me anything.
Hazel: I think McSkinny is kind of cute.
(Cara throws up in her mouth while Brandon is outside laughing uncontrollably.)
Cara: Are you serious?
Hazel: Yeah, is that bad.
Cara: You know I think I’m going to leave.
(Brandon realizes he has to get out of there. He heads towards the entrance to the ring.)
Brandon: Hey, Big B’s music is playing. His match must have just started. I better get ready to help.
(Brandon peaks out the curtain to see Big B coming up the ramp.)
Brandon: Shit, his match is over and I didn’t help him. Maybe since he won he will forgive me. I’ll just tell him the truth.
(Big B appears.)
Brandon: Listen Big B, I’m sorry.
Big B: Sorry about what. Your music gave me the distraction to beat Komosube.
Brandon: (Confused) My music? Oh! My music. Yes, I thought that would be the perfect way to distract him.
Big B: Thanks. Now I might return the favor.
Brandon: You better after I helped you.
(Brandon sees Hazel East heading to the ring.)
Brandon: Hazel, I heard McSkinny was looking for you.
Hazel: McSkinny is gross.
Brandon: He thinks you are the most beautiful women he has ever seen.
Hazel: He really said that. I mean that is sick.
Brandon: Hazel, the match is about to begin. You better get out there.
Hazel: You’re right.
(Back to current time.)
Big B: What are you thinking about?
Brandon: Nothing. Wait a second, you are done taking a shit already?
Big B: Didn’t have to go as bad as I thought I did.
Brandon: This is a pretty nice belt, don’t you think?
Big B: It would look better around my waist.
Brandon: It wouldn’t fit around your waist.
Big B: What are you going to do when I lose that 300 pounds?
Brandon: I might quit.
Big B: I better start working out then.
Brandon: Very funny.
Big B: Shouldn’t you be training for your match?
Brandon: I don’t even remember who I am facing.
Big B: Sean Jenson.
Brandon: Oh yeah. The La Resistance guy.
Big B: No, his group is just called The Resistance.
Brandon: La Resistance would be better.
Big B: That would make him French.
Brandon: I know.
Big B: Anyways, aren’t you going to train?
Brandon: I don’t need to.
Big B: Why not?
Brandon: Sean Jenson can’t wrestle. He has to rely on fluke victories. Seriously, Lord Deathman should have had him beat.
Big B: That’s what makes Sean good though. He is unpredictable.
Brandon: Please, Sean and the rest of The Resistance are worthless. The only one worth anything is Chris Austin and I don’t even think he cares about the rest of the Resistance.
Big B: You don’t know that.
Brandon: Honestly what is there to care for. A fucking guy dressed in a dragon suit.
Big B: I like Progdoor.
Brandon: That’s because you play Guitar Hero with him.
Big B: Yeah, his game is a little messed up though. He says its been unplugged too many times.
Brandon: That’s a shame. What were we talking about again?
Big B: You against Sean Jenson.
Brandon: Okay, now I remember. I also remember him one time asking us to join The Resistance. Do you remember that?
Big B: Are you kidding? I was going to join until you refused.
Brandon: I didn’t want us to be associated with losers. The Browns are winners and there is nothing that can change that.
Big B: What if we lose?
Brandon: Then we were probably cheated because nobody can beat a Brown without cheating.
Big B: If you say so.
Brandon: Sean better bring his A-game because I’ll be bringing mine. Anyway, see you later B.
Big B: One thing before you go.
Brandon: What?
Big B: I am really happy you are the champ.
Brandon: Thanks, B.
Big B: You earned it out there.
Brandon: Fine, you only have to lose 100 pounds for your title shot.
Big B: That’s what I wanted to hear.
(Brandon heads out)
Brandon: I really need to find out who played my music and thank them.
(Scene fades to black)