Post by brandonbrown on Jul 25, 2009 20:52:53 GMT -5
(The GIW Champion Brandon Brown is on his way to Chris Austin’s locker room to hear his thoughts on the match.)
Brandon: (To himself) I can’t believe Declan Prescott put me in a table match. That bastard is going to get what is coming to him in our Last Man Standing match.
(Kane White walks by. He is still conducting his investigation about the man who laid out two GIW stars at Black Axis.)
Brandon: Kane, I have to ask you something.
Kane: What?
Brandon: I know your doing your investigation, but can I ask you to start another investigation.
Kane: What are you talking about?
Brandon: My music was played during Big B’s match at Black Axis. I would like to know who played my music so can you do that for me.
Kane: Sure thing.
(Kane leaves.)
Brandon: That Kane White guy is an idiot.
(Big B shows up.)
Big B: Brandon, are you going to go see Chris Austin.
Brandon: Yeah.
Big B: Awesome.
Brandon: What do you think about this bullshit table match I was put in?
Big B: I think it sounds like a fun challenge.
Brandon: What do you know?
Big B: According to you, I know nothing.
Brandon: I must be on to something then.
Big B: Why did I help you again?
Brandon: I don’t know. What do you think of my opponents?
Big B: Aragato, Savage, and Aesc are all good wrestlers.
Brandon: Yeah, I know. I’ve beaten Savage and Aesc before. I can also thank Aesc for allowing me to pin him to win the GIW Championship. As for Aragato, I’ve never faced him so I know nothing.
Big B: Aragato is a crazy bastard. I would watch out for.
Brandon: I’ll take your word for it.
(They approach Chris Austin’s room and see a line of women at the door.)
Big B: What is going on here?
Brandon: Yeah, look at all these women. They are hot.
Big B: Go talk to them.
Brandon: Okay.
(Brandon walks up to them.)
Brandon: (Val Venis voice) Hello, ladies.
Girl l: Who are you?
Brandon: What do you mean, who am I? I’m the Global Heavyweight Champion.
Girl 1: Whatever.
Brandon: What are you girls doing anyways?
Girl 2: We are having a Royal Sex Rumble.
Brandon: What the hell is that?
Girl 2: Chris Austin starts in the room with a girl and ever 90 seconds another girl enters until all of us has entered.
Brandon: How are you eliminated?
Girl 2: Once Chris is bored with you, then you are eliminated.
Brandon: What number are you two girls.
Girl 1: 13
Girl 2: 14
Brandon: How many girls are participating?
Girl 1: There are 29 girls and 1 Chris Austin.
Brandon: Really, I wonder how many girls are out so far. (Brandon peeks into the room to see 7 girls still remaining.) Chris Austin is one lucky man. That is the kind of guy I want as a tag team partner.
Girl 2: So are you entering this Rumble?
Brandon: No, I couldn’t have fun with you ladies if Chris Austin was in the room
Girl 2: Too bad
Brandon: Well, have fun girls. Don’t get any STDs.
(Brandon walks back over to Big B who is drooling at the mouth in a trance.)
Brandon: Big B, are you alright? We are leaving now.
Big B: I don’t want to leave. Pretty girls are everywhere.
Brandon: (Smacks Big B upside the head.) We’re leaving.
Big B: Fine. Bye, Pretty girls.
Brandon: We have to talk about my match.
Big B: Are you sure we can’t go see pretty girls?
Brandon: No more pretty girls for you.
Big B: Are you going to talk to Deathman?
Brandon: No, that guy is scary as fuck. I’m glad he is on my team.
Big B: I wouldn’t talk to him either. Hey, can I go see pretty girls.
Brandon: Okay, you can go look at the pretty girls.
(Big B leaves and Kane White comes back.)
Brandon: That was pretty convenient timing.
Kane: What do you mean?
Brandon: Nothing.
Kane: Okay.
Brandon: Do you have any leads?
Kane: Yeah. (Shows Brandon a picture)
Brandon: That’s a picture of Kermit the Frog.
Kane: I know. Nobody would suspect him.
Brandon: I think you better go find more evidence.
Kane: Okay.
(Kane leaves.)
Brandon: (To himself) I’m surrounded by idiots.
(Progdoor walks past Brandon.)
Brandon: That just proves my point. As for this table match, I’m going to give the audience a preview of what I will do to Declan Prescott at No Holds Barred. So Declan Prescott, enjoy the show.
Brandon: (To himself) I can’t believe Declan Prescott put me in a table match. That bastard is going to get what is coming to him in our Last Man Standing match.
(Kane White walks by. He is still conducting his investigation about the man who laid out two GIW stars at Black Axis.)
Brandon: Kane, I have to ask you something.
Kane: What?
Brandon: I know your doing your investigation, but can I ask you to start another investigation.
Kane: What are you talking about?
Brandon: My music was played during Big B’s match at Black Axis. I would like to know who played my music so can you do that for me.
Kane: Sure thing.
(Kane leaves.)
Brandon: That Kane White guy is an idiot.
(Big B shows up.)
Big B: Brandon, are you going to go see Chris Austin.
Brandon: Yeah.
Big B: Awesome.
Brandon: What do you think about this bullshit table match I was put in?
Big B: I think it sounds like a fun challenge.
Brandon: What do you know?
Big B: According to you, I know nothing.
Brandon: I must be on to something then.
Big B: Why did I help you again?
Brandon: I don’t know. What do you think of my opponents?
Big B: Aragato, Savage, and Aesc are all good wrestlers.
Brandon: Yeah, I know. I’ve beaten Savage and Aesc before. I can also thank Aesc for allowing me to pin him to win the GIW Championship. As for Aragato, I’ve never faced him so I know nothing.
Big B: Aragato is a crazy bastard. I would watch out for.
Brandon: I’ll take your word for it.
(They approach Chris Austin’s room and see a line of women at the door.)
Big B: What is going on here?
Brandon: Yeah, look at all these women. They are hot.
Big B: Go talk to them.
Brandon: Okay.
(Brandon walks up to them.)
Brandon: (Val Venis voice) Hello, ladies.
Girl l: Who are you?
Brandon: What do you mean, who am I? I’m the Global Heavyweight Champion.
Girl 1: Whatever.
Brandon: What are you girls doing anyways?
Girl 2: We are having a Royal Sex Rumble.
Brandon: What the hell is that?
Girl 2: Chris Austin starts in the room with a girl and ever 90 seconds another girl enters until all of us has entered.
Brandon: How are you eliminated?
Girl 2: Once Chris is bored with you, then you are eliminated.
Brandon: What number are you two girls.
Girl 1: 13
Girl 2: 14
Brandon: How many girls are participating?
Girl 1: There are 29 girls and 1 Chris Austin.
Brandon: Really, I wonder how many girls are out so far. (Brandon peeks into the room to see 7 girls still remaining.) Chris Austin is one lucky man. That is the kind of guy I want as a tag team partner.
Girl 2: So are you entering this Rumble?
Brandon: No, I couldn’t have fun with you ladies if Chris Austin was in the room
Girl 2: Too bad
Brandon: Well, have fun girls. Don’t get any STDs.
(Brandon walks back over to Big B who is drooling at the mouth in a trance.)
Brandon: Big B, are you alright? We are leaving now.
Big B: I don’t want to leave. Pretty girls are everywhere.
Brandon: (Smacks Big B upside the head.) We’re leaving.
Big B: Fine. Bye, Pretty girls.
Brandon: We have to talk about my match.
Big B: Are you sure we can’t go see pretty girls?
Brandon: No more pretty girls for you.
Big B: Are you going to talk to Deathman?
Brandon: No, that guy is scary as fuck. I’m glad he is on my team.
Big B: I wouldn’t talk to him either. Hey, can I go see pretty girls.
Brandon: Okay, you can go look at the pretty girls.
(Big B leaves and Kane White comes back.)
Brandon: That was pretty convenient timing.
Kane: What do you mean?
Brandon: Nothing.
Kane: Okay.
Brandon: Do you have any leads?
Kane: Yeah. (Shows Brandon a picture)
Brandon: That’s a picture of Kermit the Frog.
Kane: I know. Nobody would suspect him.
Brandon: I think you better go find more evidence.
Kane: Okay.
(Kane leaves.)
Brandon: (To himself) I’m surrounded by idiots.
(Progdoor walks past Brandon.)
Brandon: That just proves my point. As for this table match, I’m going to give the audience a preview of what I will do to Declan Prescott at No Holds Barred. So Declan Prescott, enjoy the show.