Post by T-Robosaurus Rex on Feb 28, 2011 19:26:38 GMT -5
Lieberjosch: Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to Synergy is The Human Resources Department!
Vinegar: Really?
Lieberjosch: I think it works.
Jay: Sell out.
Lieberjosch: There’s nothing wrong with being on the winning team.
Vinegar: That’s waiting to be seen. Ladies and Gentlemen this is Synergy, two weeks removed from our first PPV of the year Infinity and what a great show that was.
Lieberjosch: I’ll say. The announcement of the most formidable grouping seen in this young company and-
Jay: Dragoooooooooooooooooooooooon!!! Looooooooooooooooooooooord!!!
Vinegar: As Jay said, we saw Alex Kiseragi win the Global Challenge, Red Fusion claim the vacant Chaos title and Jet Somers successfully defend the World Heavyweight title.
Lieberjosch: Then we saw Kiseragi get taken out indefinitely by The Thames Valley Hit Squad and Travis Pierce revealed he’d be cashing in his purse money to challenge Somers for the title at our next PPV AND he’ll be booking every show between now and that night.
Vinegar: And the first Pierce booked match is up next.
"Shout 2000" hits over the PA system as John Russo, Kyle Tacker and Sierra Steel appear from behind the curtain. Sierra gives John a smile, which sets him off running down the ramp, Tacker a few steps behind. They end up sliding into the ring under the bottom rope.
Dennis: The following contest is scheduled for one fall and is a Triple Threat Tag Team match. Introducing first! At a combined weight of…hell knows. Kyle Tacker and John Russooooo!!!
As John and Kyle pose in the ring and play to the crowd, Sierra makes her way down to ringside. John looks over at Sierra standing over at ringside before smiling and yelling out to the crowd, "Shout!"
"Bulls On Parade" hits and the lights start flickering blue and red. Red Fusion and Code Red walk out onto the stage with Lindsay and Lauren by their sides, and Ed Leonard right behind them, clapping at the team. Lindsay takes the Chaos Title off of Red's waist and then the team heads down the ramp. Lauren and Lindsay walk off to the side of the ring, while Ed walks around the other way to the announce tables.
Dennis: Their opponents! At a combined weight of 414lbs! The team of Code Red and the Chaos Champion Red Fusion! Coooode Fuuuuuusioooooon!
Vinegar: Well known to LWF fans, this is mine and other GIW Alumni’s first look at Code Red and this team.
Code Red and Red Fusion jump onto the apron, and look at each other. They both them leapfrog into the ring and the turnbuckles explode with a red pyro. They hit opposite turnbuckles and outstretch their arms to more jeers from the crowd. They then hope down and pace around the ring.
"Given to fly" by Pearl Jam hits as Enigma appears hanging from the rafters. As Eddie Vedder sings the line "He's flying", Enigma jumps off as if on queue and soars around the ring due to the fact that he is attached to a guy wire which allows him to gradually soar to a turnbuckle.
Dennis: And the final team, introducing first, weighing in at 202lbs! Enigmaaaaa!!!
As soon as he lands, he detaches the wire and allows it to ascend as he unhooks the title from his waist and holds it up for the crowd as cameras start going off everywhere. He then jumps down and rolls his neck before awaiting the start of the match.
The lights flicker to green and gold as in the veins of Death Valley kicks in. JK walks through the curtain and out onto the entrance way, to a loud chorus of booing, which seems to be emulating JK sombre mood. JK looks up at the fans as he holds up an open hand, queuing fireworks to go off in set locations around the arena.
Dennis: And finally, weighing in at 229lbs! He is the Cross-Hemisphere Champion! Jaaaaaaay Kaaaaaaaay!!!
Vinegar: It’s worthy of note that this final team of JK and Enigma are the only ones to enter separately.
Lieberjosch: Are you surprised? JK cut the dead weight at Infinity with a cricket bat.
JK continues down to the ring, looking out upon the sea of former fans, with many in the front row not even holding their hands out. JK slides into the ring before climbing the turnbuckle and doing signature five finger pose.
Vinegar: Those are our competitors. Looks like Red Fusion, Kyle Tacker and JK are going to start us off.
Ding! Ding!
Vinegar: Fusion leaps straight into action. No time for a slow chain wrestling build up here. He dropkicks Tacker and tries to get up to his feet. JK is quickly on him though landing forearm shots on Fusion on his knees.
Lieberjosch: That’s a killer instinct only JK has.
Vinegar: Bad taste man.
Lieberjosch: Heh.
Vinegar: JK pulling Fusion to his feet. Irish whip, Fusion rebounds, ducks a clothesline from JK only to run straight into a back elbow from Tacker. JK turns back and puts a boot to the gut of Tacker as he turns. DDT! No, Tacker shoves JK away. The Aussie Superstar rebounds and Tacker hoists him up onto his shoulders. JK wriggles down. Springboard double clothesline from Red Fusion takes them both down.
Jay: Cherry ninja airstrike!
Vinegar: Red Fusion the first to make a tag and here’s UGWC’s first look at Code Red.
Jay: He’d better make a ninjarific first impression, entering with both opponents down.
Vinegar: Tacker’s the first one stirring and Code Red puts the boot to him. JK’s up to he knees and get’s taken back down with a Russian Leg Sweep. Tacker pushing himself back up again and Code Red’s on him. Takes him by the head and rams him into the turnbuckle. Following up with some shoulder blocks to the gut.
Jay: He’s behind you.
Vinegar: JK creeps behind him.
Lieberjosch: Like a mugger on a dark night in a deserted park.
Vinegar: And takes him over with a German suplex. Holds it for the cover.
1!
2!
Vinegar: Referee Sam Green counts two and Code Red kicks out. Tacker stumbles out of the corner and makes the tag to Russo who goes right after JK.
Lieberjosch: You’d go after the guy who took your Cross-Hemisphere title from you too.
Vinegar: Russo lands a one-two combo with a round kick to the body of JK and takes him down with a body slam.
Jay: Code Red looking for a tag.
Vinegar: Russo doesn’t seem bothered. He wants a chance to take it to Fusion too after their Global Challenge qualifier. He runs to the ropes and comes back with a leg drop across the throat of JK as Code Red makes the tag.
Lieberjosch: Here comes the garbage champ!
Vinegar: Fusion and Russo immediately into single collar tie-ups and nailing each other with forearm shots, neither man taking an initial advantage. They’re jostling for position around the ring. Russo runs Fusion back into the corner using his superior size to his advantage.
Jay: How do you know Russo has a size advantage? He’s never had an official weight in his profile.
Vinegar: What?
Jay: Mitchell knows what I mean.
Vinegar: Russo stuns Fusion with one last but forearm shot and hoists him onto the top rope. Russo climbing up with him, could be going to a superplex.
Lieberjosch: JK back up and behind him like a creepy stalker.
Vinegar: JK hits him in the back and Russo comes down. JK spins him around and takes him over with a DDT.
Jay: Fusion’s coming back to his senses.
Vinegar: JK charges up the turnbuckle and takes Fusion down with a t-bone superplex!! Huge move. He goes for the cover.
Jay: Enigma ninja tagged himself in though halfway through that move and Sam Green is moving JK out to the ring apron.
Vinegar: JK doesn’t look happy about that as Enigma goes to the top rope, flies off! Fader! Connects! Enigma with the cover!
1!
2!
Vinegar: Everyone charges in to break that count but it’s Russo who gets their first. Enigma not happy, he thought he had this tied up with one move. Russo tries to pull him up but the fresher man breaks loose with a front dropkick and kips up to his feet. Running hurricanrana and Enigma throws Russo over the top rope to the outside.
Jay: Ninjarific move. Enigma holds onto the top rope as both men spill over and remains on the apron as Russo hits the ground.
Lieberjosch: Yes but he gave Red Fusion all the time he needed to tag out to Code Red.
Vinegar: I don’t think he’s bothered. Enigma springboards and nails Code Red with a face buster. Doesn’t waste any time knocking Tacker off the apron with a running forearm either.
Jay: Betrayal!
Vinegar: JK’s just come in behind Enigma and lifted him over the ropes. Enigma holds on and lands on the apron. JK slaps him on the shoulder to make a tag and knocks him to the floor with a soccer kick through the ropes.
Lieberjosch: That really shouldn’t have come as a surprise to anyone.
Vinegar: JK grabs Code Red as he tries to get to his feet. The Cyclone! Here’s the cover!
1!
2!
3!
Ding! Ding! Ding!
Dennis: Here are your winners! Enigma and Jaaaaaay Kaaaaaaaay!!!
Vinegar: Enigma and JK surprising everyone here I think by being the least cohesive team and coming out with the win.
Lieberjosch: There’s something to be said for individual talent and the Cross-Hemisphere Champion didn’t disappoint.
Vinegar: Enigma doesn’t look happy on the outside though. I have a feeling the tension between these two is a long, long way from over.
Lieberjosch: I think that’s an understatement.
Vinegar: Well, one match is in the books tonight. We still have the return of Ezekiel in a triple threat match against Global Challenge semi-finalist Tyvola and defeated Heavyweight title challenger Phrixus Deimos, that’s next...wait...Red Fusion has just grabbed the microphone.
Red Fusion: Code:Fusion may have tasted defeat in it's first outing in UGWC, but I am the Chaos Champion, and I want to be a fighting Champion. I understand the man who vacated this belt before I battled to victory at Infinity is back in action in the very next match. I challenge Ezekiel to take a shot at reclaiming his belt, and that should put an end to the 'he never lost it' debate!
Vinegar: Ezekiel has just ran onto the stage, he already has one match tonight, but then again, Red's had one too.
Ezekiel: You're on, bro! I respect the honour you are trying to bring to the title, I won't enjoy taking it from you dude! Well not as much as I would someone else!
Covert Jay: Unscheduled Championship Match!
Vinegar: And I hear it will be after Zeke's triple threat match which is up next!
Vinegar: Really?
Lieberjosch: I think it works.
Jay: Sell out.
Lieberjosch: There’s nothing wrong with being on the winning team.
Vinegar: That’s waiting to be seen. Ladies and Gentlemen this is Synergy, two weeks removed from our first PPV of the year Infinity and what a great show that was.
Lieberjosch: I’ll say. The announcement of the most formidable grouping seen in this young company and-
Jay: Dragoooooooooooooooooooooooon!!! Looooooooooooooooooooooord!!!
Vinegar: As Jay said, we saw Alex Kiseragi win the Global Challenge, Red Fusion claim the vacant Chaos title and Jet Somers successfully defend the World Heavyweight title.
Lieberjosch: Then we saw Kiseragi get taken out indefinitely by The Thames Valley Hit Squad and Travis Pierce revealed he’d be cashing in his purse money to challenge Somers for the title at our next PPV AND he’ll be booking every show between now and that night.
Vinegar: And the first Pierce booked match is up next.
"Shout 2000" hits over the PA system as John Russo, Kyle Tacker and Sierra Steel appear from behind the curtain. Sierra gives John a smile, which sets him off running down the ramp, Tacker a few steps behind. They end up sliding into the ring under the bottom rope.
Dennis: The following contest is scheduled for one fall and is a Triple Threat Tag Team match. Introducing first! At a combined weight of…hell knows. Kyle Tacker and John Russooooo!!!
As John and Kyle pose in the ring and play to the crowd, Sierra makes her way down to ringside. John looks over at Sierra standing over at ringside before smiling and yelling out to the crowd, "Shout!"
"Bulls On Parade" hits and the lights start flickering blue and red. Red Fusion and Code Red walk out onto the stage with Lindsay and Lauren by their sides, and Ed Leonard right behind them, clapping at the team. Lindsay takes the Chaos Title off of Red's waist and then the team heads down the ramp. Lauren and Lindsay walk off to the side of the ring, while Ed walks around the other way to the announce tables.
Dennis: Their opponents! At a combined weight of 414lbs! The team of Code Red and the Chaos Champion Red Fusion! Coooode Fuuuuuusioooooon!
Vinegar: Well known to LWF fans, this is mine and other GIW Alumni’s first look at Code Red and this team.
Code Red and Red Fusion jump onto the apron, and look at each other. They both them leapfrog into the ring and the turnbuckles explode with a red pyro. They hit opposite turnbuckles and outstretch their arms to more jeers from the crowd. They then hope down and pace around the ring.
"Given to fly" by Pearl Jam hits as Enigma appears hanging from the rafters. As Eddie Vedder sings the line "He's flying", Enigma jumps off as if on queue and soars around the ring due to the fact that he is attached to a guy wire which allows him to gradually soar to a turnbuckle.
Dennis: And the final team, introducing first, weighing in at 202lbs! Enigmaaaaa!!!
As soon as he lands, he detaches the wire and allows it to ascend as he unhooks the title from his waist and holds it up for the crowd as cameras start going off everywhere. He then jumps down and rolls his neck before awaiting the start of the match.
The lights flicker to green and gold as in the veins of Death Valley kicks in. JK walks through the curtain and out onto the entrance way, to a loud chorus of booing, which seems to be emulating JK sombre mood. JK looks up at the fans as he holds up an open hand, queuing fireworks to go off in set locations around the arena.
Dennis: And finally, weighing in at 229lbs! He is the Cross-Hemisphere Champion! Jaaaaaaay Kaaaaaaaay!!!
Vinegar: It’s worthy of note that this final team of JK and Enigma are the only ones to enter separately.
Lieberjosch: Are you surprised? JK cut the dead weight at Infinity with a cricket bat.
JK continues down to the ring, looking out upon the sea of former fans, with many in the front row not even holding their hands out. JK slides into the ring before climbing the turnbuckle and doing signature five finger pose.
Vinegar: Those are our competitors. Looks like Red Fusion, Kyle Tacker and JK are going to start us off.
Ding! Ding!
Vinegar: Fusion leaps straight into action. No time for a slow chain wrestling build up here. He dropkicks Tacker and tries to get up to his feet. JK is quickly on him though landing forearm shots on Fusion on his knees.
Lieberjosch: That’s a killer instinct only JK has.
Vinegar: Bad taste man.
Lieberjosch: Heh.
Vinegar: JK pulling Fusion to his feet. Irish whip, Fusion rebounds, ducks a clothesline from JK only to run straight into a back elbow from Tacker. JK turns back and puts a boot to the gut of Tacker as he turns. DDT! No, Tacker shoves JK away. The Aussie Superstar rebounds and Tacker hoists him up onto his shoulders. JK wriggles down. Springboard double clothesline from Red Fusion takes them both down.
Jay: Cherry ninja airstrike!
Vinegar: Red Fusion the first to make a tag and here’s UGWC’s first look at Code Red.
Jay: He’d better make a ninjarific first impression, entering with both opponents down.
Vinegar: Tacker’s the first one stirring and Code Red puts the boot to him. JK’s up to he knees and get’s taken back down with a Russian Leg Sweep. Tacker pushing himself back up again and Code Red’s on him. Takes him by the head and rams him into the turnbuckle. Following up with some shoulder blocks to the gut.
Jay: He’s behind you.
Vinegar: JK creeps behind him.
Lieberjosch: Like a mugger on a dark night in a deserted park.
Vinegar: And takes him over with a German suplex. Holds it for the cover.
1!
2!
Vinegar: Referee Sam Green counts two and Code Red kicks out. Tacker stumbles out of the corner and makes the tag to Russo who goes right after JK.
Lieberjosch: You’d go after the guy who took your Cross-Hemisphere title from you too.
Vinegar: Russo lands a one-two combo with a round kick to the body of JK and takes him down with a body slam.
Jay: Code Red looking for a tag.
Vinegar: Russo doesn’t seem bothered. He wants a chance to take it to Fusion too after their Global Challenge qualifier. He runs to the ropes and comes back with a leg drop across the throat of JK as Code Red makes the tag.
Lieberjosch: Here comes the garbage champ!
Vinegar: Fusion and Russo immediately into single collar tie-ups and nailing each other with forearm shots, neither man taking an initial advantage. They’re jostling for position around the ring. Russo runs Fusion back into the corner using his superior size to his advantage.
Jay: How do you know Russo has a size advantage? He’s never had an official weight in his profile.
Vinegar: What?
Jay: Mitchell knows what I mean.
Vinegar: Russo stuns Fusion with one last but forearm shot and hoists him onto the top rope. Russo climbing up with him, could be going to a superplex.
Lieberjosch: JK back up and behind him like a creepy stalker.
Vinegar: JK hits him in the back and Russo comes down. JK spins him around and takes him over with a DDT.
Jay: Fusion’s coming back to his senses.
Vinegar: JK charges up the turnbuckle and takes Fusion down with a t-bone superplex!! Huge move. He goes for the cover.
Jay: Enigma ninja tagged himself in though halfway through that move and Sam Green is moving JK out to the ring apron.
Vinegar: JK doesn’t look happy about that as Enigma goes to the top rope, flies off! Fader! Connects! Enigma with the cover!
1!
2!
Vinegar: Everyone charges in to break that count but it’s Russo who gets their first. Enigma not happy, he thought he had this tied up with one move. Russo tries to pull him up but the fresher man breaks loose with a front dropkick and kips up to his feet. Running hurricanrana and Enigma throws Russo over the top rope to the outside.
Jay: Ninjarific move. Enigma holds onto the top rope as both men spill over and remains on the apron as Russo hits the ground.
Lieberjosch: Yes but he gave Red Fusion all the time he needed to tag out to Code Red.
Vinegar: I don’t think he’s bothered. Enigma springboards and nails Code Red with a face buster. Doesn’t waste any time knocking Tacker off the apron with a running forearm either.
Jay: Betrayal!
Vinegar: JK’s just come in behind Enigma and lifted him over the ropes. Enigma holds on and lands on the apron. JK slaps him on the shoulder to make a tag and knocks him to the floor with a soccer kick through the ropes.
Lieberjosch: That really shouldn’t have come as a surprise to anyone.
Vinegar: JK grabs Code Red as he tries to get to his feet. The Cyclone! Here’s the cover!
1!
2!
3!
Ding! Ding! Ding!
Dennis: Here are your winners! Enigma and Jaaaaaay Kaaaaaaaay!!!
Vinegar: Enigma and JK surprising everyone here I think by being the least cohesive team and coming out with the win.
Lieberjosch: There’s something to be said for individual talent and the Cross-Hemisphere Champion didn’t disappoint.
Vinegar: Enigma doesn’t look happy on the outside though. I have a feeling the tension between these two is a long, long way from over.
Lieberjosch: I think that’s an understatement.
Vinegar: Well, one match is in the books tonight. We still have the return of Ezekiel in a triple threat match against Global Challenge semi-finalist Tyvola and defeated Heavyweight title challenger Phrixus Deimos, that’s next...wait...Red Fusion has just grabbed the microphone.
Red Fusion: Code:Fusion may have tasted defeat in it's first outing in UGWC, but I am the Chaos Champion, and I want to be a fighting Champion. I understand the man who vacated this belt before I battled to victory at Infinity is back in action in the very next match. I challenge Ezekiel to take a shot at reclaiming his belt, and that should put an end to the 'he never lost it' debate!
Vinegar: Ezekiel has just ran onto the stage, he already has one match tonight, but then again, Red's had one too.
Ezekiel: You're on, bro! I respect the honour you are trying to bring to the title, I won't enjoy taking it from you dude! Well not as much as I would someone else!
Covert Jay: Unscheduled Championship Match!
Vinegar: And I hear it will be after Zeke's triple threat match which is up next!