Post by brandonbrown on Jul 25, 2009 20:54:16 GMT -5
(Brandon busts into Big B’s locker room.)
Big B: How many times do you have to do that?
Brandon: I don’t know but did you see the card for this week?
Big B: I was told I didn’t have a match so I didn’t look at the rest of the card.
Brandon: Well, I have a match. It is a fatal four way with Aesc, Deathman, and Aragato. Now I know I can beat these guys on any day but come on. I’ve gone through hell this month. I had to face Sean Jenson. I was in a tables match. Now, I’m in a fatal four way.
Big B: The champ is always supposed to be tested.
Brandon: Yeah, but have you noticed who the challenger has faced this month?
Big B: Not really.
Brandon: The only person he fought was McSkinny. Declan is trying to wear me out before our match at No Holds Barred.
Big B: Smart move.
Brandon: I know it is smart. Hell, he is even guest commentating on my match this week which means he is going to try to cost me the match.
Big B: I tell you. The man is a genius.
Brandon: Whose side are you on?
Big B: Unfortunately, I’m on your side.
Brandon: What do you mean by unfortunately? (Throws a chair at Big B)
Big B: Calm down, dude.
Brandon: Get the hell out of here.
Big B: This is my locker room.
Brandon: Fine, I’ll leave.
(Brandon is walking in the hallway.)
Brandon: Stupid Declan and his fatal four way matches. The other three guys in the match are all going to team up on me. Big B is a fat idiot. I still don’t know who played my theme music at Black Axis.
(Opens the door to his room to see five people standing there.)
Brandon: Who the hell are you?
Person: We are the five people you asked to dress as Scooby Doo and the Gang.
Brandon: No, I wanted the people from the movies. Not some lousy 2nd rate actors.
Shaggy: Well, you are stuck with us.
Brandon: Fine.
Fred: What do you want us to do?
Brandon: We need to investigate who played my music at Black Axis.
Fred: Did you ever think it was played accidentally?
Brandon: No, that wouldn’t happen. GIW is top quality.
Fred: Okay.
Brandon: I think we need to split up. Me and Daphne will go this way.
Fred: Wait a second, I’m the one who says we should split up. I’m also the one who always goes with Daphne.
Brandon: Yeah, but Daphne is hot. So either you go with the other three or you are out of here.
Fred: I’m going with Daphne.
Brandon: Then you have broken the rules. (Brandon plays his flute.)
(A bunch of midgets dressed like Oompa Loompas come into the room.)
Oompa Loompas: Oompa, Loompa, doom-pa-dee-do
I have a perfect puzzle for you
Oompa, Loompa, doom-pa-dee-do
If you are wise, you’ll listen to me.
What do you do when you love the girl with red hair?
Hogging her for yourself is pretty unfair
Your always trying to lead the way
But most people think Fred is gay
Brandon Brown thinks so
Oompa, Loompa, doom-pa-dee-da
If your not Fred, then you will go far
You will live in happiness too
Like the Oompa, Loompa, doom-pa-dee-do
Doom-pa-dee-do
(The Oompa Loompas drag Fred away. Fred is yelling bad words at Brandon on his way out.)
Shaggy: What a douche. Always hated him anyways.
Brandon: I hear that.
Shaggy: How much did the Oompa Loompas cost?
Brandon: Way too much.
Velma: I don’t think getting rid of Fred was a good idea.
(Brandon superkicks Velma.)
Brandon: I never liked you either.
Shaggy: Nobody liked her.
Scooby: Ro Roompa, Roompas.
Brandon: They were only paid for one appearance.
Scooby: Rokay.
Brandon: It’s just not the same when some guy in a costume is playing Scooby. Come on gang, let’s start investigating.
(Brandon and the gang go to the production truck.)
Brandon: Production guy, where were you at Black Axis?
Production Guy: Here.
Brandon: Where were you during the Big B vs. Komosube match?
Production Guy: Piss break.
Brandon: I told Big B his matches were boring. So who played my theme music?
Production Guy: I don’t know.
Brandon: Were there any suspicious characters around?
Production Guy: No.
Brandon: What about that guy in the Storm Trooper outfit?
Production Guy: That’s Storm Trooper Steve. He hangs out here.
Brandon: What about the guy dressed as Dracula?
Production Guy: That’s Dracula Dave.
Brandon: He hangs around here too?
Production Guy: Yes.
Brandon: What about the guy dressed as Tiger Woods?
Production Guy: That is Tiger Woods.
Tiger: Hi, I’m a big fan of GIW.
Brandon: There is a good reason that you are my favorite golfer.
Tiger: I bet you don’t even know any other golfers do you?
Brandon: Why should I.
Tiger: You shouldn’t and is that a Ghost.
Brandon: Relax, the guy probably works here.
Production Guy: Nope, never seen him in my life.
Brandon: Oh. RUN AWAY!!!
(Brandon and the gang run from the ghost as some really bad 60s/70s music plays.)
Shaggy: Zoinks.
(The ghost traps them in a corner.)
Brandon: Don’t kill us. I need questions to be answered. Are Sean and Levi half brothers or something because they don’t have the same last name? Could Aesc the Dark beat Aesc the Wise? Will McSkinny ever win a match or get laid?
(Scooby sees a button)
Scooby: Rhat roes rhis ro? (presses button)
(The ground opens and a shark eats half of the ghost.)
Brandon: That’s some pretty fucked up shit right there.
Shaggy: Like, let’s see who is under the mask.
(They pull off the mask.)
Brandon: It’s Old Man Waffle. Did you play my music?
Waffle: Yes, but somebody paid me to do it.
Brandon: Are you okay?
Waffle: I just got bit by a fucking shark and your asking me if I’m okay.
Brandon: Why did you try to scare us?
Waffle: Because I was paid to try and scare you guys instead of lying low.
Brandon: Were you going to get anymore money?
Waffle: Yes, but now I can’t. Thanks to you medley kids and your dog.
Brandon: How much longer do you think I have to ask you questions before you die?
Waffle: Not much longer.
Brandon: So how many more questions do you think I got left?
Waffle: two or three
Brandon: What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?
Waffle: African or European?
Brandon: Who is asking the questions here?
Waffle: You are.
Brandon: Who paid you to play my music?
(Old Man Waffle dies.)
Brandon: Guess he could only answer two. I knew I shouldn’t have asked the swallow question. You know what. Daphne hasn’t said a single word. She is useless. (Superkicks her.) I know just where to put her.
(Brandon is seen dropping off Daphne by Chris Austin’s room.)
Brandon: This is still an unsolved mystery. I must find out who paid Old Man Waffle.
Scooby: Ri rave raffles.
Brandon: Scooby!
Scooby: Rooby Dooby Doo!!!!!
Big B: How many times do you have to do that?
Brandon: I don’t know but did you see the card for this week?
Big B: I was told I didn’t have a match so I didn’t look at the rest of the card.
Brandon: Well, I have a match. It is a fatal four way with Aesc, Deathman, and Aragato. Now I know I can beat these guys on any day but come on. I’ve gone through hell this month. I had to face Sean Jenson. I was in a tables match. Now, I’m in a fatal four way.
Big B: The champ is always supposed to be tested.
Brandon: Yeah, but have you noticed who the challenger has faced this month?
Big B: Not really.
Brandon: The only person he fought was McSkinny. Declan is trying to wear me out before our match at No Holds Barred.
Big B: Smart move.
Brandon: I know it is smart. Hell, he is even guest commentating on my match this week which means he is going to try to cost me the match.
Big B: I tell you. The man is a genius.
Brandon: Whose side are you on?
Big B: Unfortunately, I’m on your side.
Brandon: What do you mean by unfortunately? (Throws a chair at Big B)
Big B: Calm down, dude.
Brandon: Get the hell out of here.
Big B: This is my locker room.
Brandon: Fine, I’ll leave.
(Brandon is walking in the hallway.)
Brandon: Stupid Declan and his fatal four way matches. The other three guys in the match are all going to team up on me. Big B is a fat idiot. I still don’t know who played my theme music at Black Axis.
(Opens the door to his room to see five people standing there.)
Brandon: Who the hell are you?
Person: We are the five people you asked to dress as Scooby Doo and the Gang.
Brandon: No, I wanted the people from the movies. Not some lousy 2nd rate actors.
Shaggy: Well, you are stuck with us.
Brandon: Fine.
Fred: What do you want us to do?
Brandon: We need to investigate who played my music at Black Axis.
Fred: Did you ever think it was played accidentally?
Brandon: No, that wouldn’t happen. GIW is top quality.
Fred: Okay.
Brandon: I think we need to split up. Me and Daphne will go this way.
Fred: Wait a second, I’m the one who says we should split up. I’m also the one who always goes with Daphne.
Brandon: Yeah, but Daphne is hot. So either you go with the other three or you are out of here.
Fred: I’m going with Daphne.
Brandon: Then you have broken the rules. (Brandon plays his flute.)
(A bunch of midgets dressed like Oompa Loompas come into the room.)
Oompa Loompas: Oompa, Loompa, doom-pa-dee-do
I have a perfect puzzle for you
Oompa, Loompa, doom-pa-dee-do
If you are wise, you’ll listen to me.
What do you do when you love the girl with red hair?
Hogging her for yourself is pretty unfair
Your always trying to lead the way
But most people think Fred is gay
Brandon Brown thinks so
Oompa, Loompa, doom-pa-dee-da
If your not Fred, then you will go far
You will live in happiness too
Like the Oompa, Loompa, doom-pa-dee-do
Doom-pa-dee-do
(The Oompa Loompas drag Fred away. Fred is yelling bad words at Brandon on his way out.)
Shaggy: What a douche. Always hated him anyways.
Brandon: I hear that.
Shaggy: How much did the Oompa Loompas cost?
Brandon: Way too much.
Velma: I don’t think getting rid of Fred was a good idea.
(Brandon superkicks Velma.)
Brandon: I never liked you either.
Shaggy: Nobody liked her.
Scooby: Ro Roompa, Roompas.
Brandon: They were only paid for one appearance.
Scooby: Rokay.
Brandon: It’s just not the same when some guy in a costume is playing Scooby. Come on gang, let’s start investigating.
(Brandon and the gang go to the production truck.)
Brandon: Production guy, where were you at Black Axis?
Production Guy: Here.
Brandon: Where were you during the Big B vs. Komosube match?
Production Guy: Piss break.
Brandon: I told Big B his matches were boring. So who played my theme music?
Production Guy: I don’t know.
Brandon: Were there any suspicious characters around?
Production Guy: No.
Brandon: What about that guy in the Storm Trooper outfit?
Production Guy: That’s Storm Trooper Steve. He hangs out here.
Brandon: What about the guy dressed as Dracula?
Production Guy: That’s Dracula Dave.
Brandon: He hangs around here too?
Production Guy: Yes.
Brandon: What about the guy dressed as Tiger Woods?
Production Guy: That is Tiger Woods.
Tiger: Hi, I’m a big fan of GIW.
Brandon: There is a good reason that you are my favorite golfer.
Tiger: I bet you don’t even know any other golfers do you?
Brandon: Why should I.
Tiger: You shouldn’t and is that a Ghost.
Brandon: Relax, the guy probably works here.
Production Guy: Nope, never seen him in my life.
Brandon: Oh. RUN AWAY!!!
(Brandon and the gang run from the ghost as some really bad 60s/70s music plays.)
Shaggy: Zoinks.
(The ghost traps them in a corner.)
Brandon: Don’t kill us. I need questions to be answered. Are Sean and Levi half brothers or something because they don’t have the same last name? Could Aesc the Dark beat Aesc the Wise? Will McSkinny ever win a match or get laid?
(Scooby sees a button)
Scooby: Rhat roes rhis ro? (presses button)
(The ground opens and a shark eats half of the ghost.)
Brandon: That’s some pretty fucked up shit right there.
Shaggy: Like, let’s see who is under the mask.
(They pull off the mask.)
Brandon: It’s Old Man Waffle. Did you play my music?
Waffle: Yes, but somebody paid me to do it.
Brandon: Are you okay?
Waffle: I just got bit by a fucking shark and your asking me if I’m okay.
Brandon: Why did you try to scare us?
Waffle: Because I was paid to try and scare you guys instead of lying low.
Brandon: Were you going to get anymore money?
Waffle: Yes, but now I can’t. Thanks to you medley kids and your dog.
Brandon: How much longer do you think I have to ask you questions before you die?
Waffle: Not much longer.
Brandon: So how many more questions do you think I got left?
Waffle: two or three
Brandon: What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?
Waffle: African or European?
Brandon: Who is asking the questions here?
Waffle: You are.
Brandon: Who paid you to play my music?
(Old Man Waffle dies.)
Brandon: Guess he could only answer two. I knew I shouldn’t have asked the swallow question. You know what. Daphne hasn’t said a single word. She is useless. (Superkicks her.) I know just where to put her.
(Brandon is seen dropping off Daphne by Chris Austin’s room.)
Brandon: This is still an unsolved mystery. I must find out who paid Old Man Waffle.
Scooby: Ri rave raffles.
Brandon: Scooby!
Scooby: Rooby Dooby Doo!!!!!