Post by brandonbrown on Jul 25, 2009 21:00:58 GMT -5
(Brandon Brown is seen playing with his GIW action figures.)
Brandon: Brandon is going for a superkick. He hit it. Wait Brandon now has a flamethrower. Brandon is burning Declan alive. There is no way Declan can get up before ten so the winner and still GIW Champion is Brandon Brown.
(Big B enters)
Big B: You burned another Declan action figure. How many times do I have to tell you that you won’t win with a flamethrower?
Brandon: Just you wait and see.
Big B: So, I see you had a big investigation last week.
Brandon: No, I didn’t.
Big B: I heard you had Scooby and the Gang try to help you with a mystery.
Brandon: No, you heard lies.
Big B: What were you investigating? The playing of your music at Black Axis.
Brandon: That’s preposterous. Why would I do that?
(Scooby walks in.)
Scooby: Re round rome rues ras ro rho rayed rour rong rat rack raxis.
Brandon: Shut up. (Kicks Scooby at of the room.)
Big B: So you were investigating who played your music at Black Axis.
Brandon: When did Scooby say that. You can’t even understand the dog.
Big B: Brandon, stop playing. I know you investigated. I also know who played your music.
Brandon: Who was it?
Big B: It was me.
Brandon: You.
Big B: I knew I couldn’t trust you to come out. So, I played your music.
Brandon: I was on my way out there.
Big B: Yeah, and I bet you were distracted by women massaging each other.
Brandon: Hey, that actually happened.
Big B: Sure it did. I played the music to make sure I would win and I did. I also knew you would take credit for getting your music played. You fell right into my trap. I helped you win that title. Now, I deserve some respect.
Brandon: You know Old Man Waffle died because of you.
Big B: Waffle and the shark were robots. Come on how often do sharks explode out of the ground.
Brandon: 1 in 3452698156654644
Big B: You looked that up didn’t you.
Brandon: I was curious.
Big B: Anyways, I’m tired of you holding me back. I’m tired of Declan Prescott holding me back. I’m the best talent in GIW today. I deserve to be champion not you.
Brandon: I earned this title.
Big B: I helped you win that title. That title belongs to me just as much as it belongs to you.
Brandon: Can’t we ever just be friends? You know friendly cousins who do stuff for each other. I was seriously going to help you. Cara and Hazel were massaging each other. I had to watch.
Big B: I stopped listening to you a long time ago. Enjoy your title reign as it lasts. Sooner or later our paths will cross and you won’t survive.
Brandon: Big B, I’m not lying. I’m telling the truth.
Big B: All your telling me is the same bullshit you’ve been telling me since we met. I’m out of here. Tell your title that it will be mine one of these days and you won’t be able to stop me.
(Big B exits.)
Brandon: (takes out his Big B action figure.) Brandon now has a flamethrower and he is burning Big B to death. How dare he say he can beat me? He can’t match my greatness. I was even telling him the truth. Big B is just jealous that he isn’t the champion.
(Scooby comes back.)
Scooby: Randon, Raggy rays re rants ro relp rou rain ro reat Reclan.
Brandon: Tell Shaggy to fuck off.
Scooby: Ruck rou ren.
(Scooby leaves.)
Brandon: I’m sore from matches the last few weeks. Emotionally, my mind is a mess. That Declan sure knows how to play mind games. A last man standing match is one of the most brutal matches in wrestling where you have to beat your opponent so they can’t answer the count of ten. As pissed off as I am right now, Declan want be able to get up after one hundred. He just better hope I don’t have a flamethrower. At No Holds Barred, Declan Prescott will know never to mess with Brandon Brown. I’m the champion for a reason. It’s because I’m the best this industry has to offer.
(Jason Reeves comes in.)
Jason: Brandon, I need to ask you a few questions.
Brandon: I see you are healing up a bit.
Jason: Yes, Brandon what do you think about your match at No Holds Barred.
Brandon: I will win.
Jason: Brandon, did you here that?
Brandon: Yeah, it came from outside my room.
(Brandon and Jason leave the room when Big B attacks Brandon with a baseball bat.)
Big B: You are not better than me, Brandon. (Hits him again.) You are nothing without me. (Hits him again.) Your title reign is finished. (Hits him again and leaves.)
Jason: We need some help out here.
Official: What happened?
Jason: I was asking some questions when Big B attacked him
Official: Will he be able to compete at No Holds Barred?
Jason: I don’t know. He certainly will be at a disadvantage.
Official: I think he has a concussion.
Brandon: I’m fine. (Gets up and falls back down.) Nothing will stop me from retaining my title. Big B, you better watch yourself. As for Declan, I will be the Last Man Standing at No Holds Barred. (Passes out.)
Brandon: Brandon is going for a superkick. He hit it. Wait Brandon now has a flamethrower. Brandon is burning Declan alive. There is no way Declan can get up before ten so the winner and still GIW Champion is Brandon Brown.
(Big B enters)
Big B: You burned another Declan action figure. How many times do I have to tell you that you won’t win with a flamethrower?
Brandon: Just you wait and see.
Big B: So, I see you had a big investigation last week.
Brandon: No, I didn’t.
Big B: I heard you had Scooby and the Gang try to help you with a mystery.
Brandon: No, you heard lies.
Big B: What were you investigating? The playing of your music at Black Axis.
Brandon: That’s preposterous. Why would I do that?
(Scooby walks in.)
Scooby: Re round rome rues ras ro rho rayed rour rong rat rack raxis.
Brandon: Shut up. (Kicks Scooby at of the room.)
Big B: So you were investigating who played your music at Black Axis.
Brandon: When did Scooby say that. You can’t even understand the dog.
Big B: Brandon, stop playing. I know you investigated. I also know who played your music.
Brandon: Who was it?
Big B: It was me.
Brandon: You.
Big B: I knew I couldn’t trust you to come out. So, I played your music.
Brandon: I was on my way out there.
Big B: Yeah, and I bet you were distracted by women massaging each other.
Brandon: Hey, that actually happened.
Big B: Sure it did. I played the music to make sure I would win and I did. I also knew you would take credit for getting your music played. You fell right into my trap. I helped you win that title. Now, I deserve some respect.
Brandon: You know Old Man Waffle died because of you.
Big B: Waffle and the shark were robots. Come on how often do sharks explode out of the ground.
Brandon: 1 in 3452698156654644
Big B: You looked that up didn’t you.
Brandon: I was curious.
Big B: Anyways, I’m tired of you holding me back. I’m tired of Declan Prescott holding me back. I’m the best talent in GIW today. I deserve to be champion not you.
Brandon: I earned this title.
Big B: I helped you win that title. That title belongs to me just as much as it belongs to you.
Brandon: Can’t we ever just be friends? You know friendly cousins who do stuff for each other. I was seriously going to help you. Cara and Hazel were massaging each other. I had to watch.
Big B: I stopped listening to you a long time ago. Enjoy your title reign as it lasts. Sooner or later our paths will cross and you won’t survive.
Brandon: Big B, I’m not lying. I’m telling the truth.
Big B: All your telling me is the same bullshit you’ve been telling me since we met. I’m out of here. Tell your title that it will be mine one of these days and you won’t be able to stop me.
(Big B exits.)
Brandon: (takes out his Big B action figure.) Brandon now has a flamethrower and he is burning Big B to death. How dare he say he can beat me? He can’t match my greatness. I was even telling him the truth. Big B is just jealous that he isn’t the champion.
(Scooby comes back.)
Scooby: Randon, Raggy rays re rants ro relp rou rain ro reat Reclan.
Brandon: Tell Shaggy to fuck off.
Scooby: Ruck rou ren.
(Scooby leaves.)
Brandon: I’m sore from matches the last few weeks. Emotionally, my mind is a mess. That Declan sure knows how to play mind games. A last man standing match is one of the most brutal matches in wrestling where you have to beat your opponent so they can’t answer the count of ten. As pissed off as I am right now, Declan want be able to get up after one hundred. He just better hope I don’t have a flamethrower. At No Holds Barred, Declan Prescott will know never to mess with Brandon Brown. I’m the champion for a reason. It’s because I’m the best this industry has to offer.
(Jason Reeves comes in.)
Jason: Brandon, I need to ask you a few questions.
Brandon: I see you are healing up a bit.
Jason: Yes, Brandon what do you think about your match at No Holds Barred.
Brandon: I will win.
Jason: Brandon, did you here that?
Brandon: Yeah, it came from outside my room.
(Brandon and Jason leave the room when Big B attacks Brandon with a baseball bat.)
Big B: You are not better than me, Brandon. (Hits him again.) You are nothing without me. (Hits him again.) Your title reign is finished. (Hits him again and leaves.)
Jason: We need some help out here.
Official: What happened?
Jason: I was asking some questions when Big B attacked him
Official: Will he be able to compete at No Holds Barred?
Jason: I don’t know. He certainly will be at a disadvantage.
Official: I think he has a concussion.
Brandon: I’m fine. (Gets up and falls back down.) Nothing will stop me from retaining my title. Big B, you better watch yourself. As for Declan, I will be the Last Man Standing at No Holds Barred. (Passes out.)