Post by T-Robosaurus Rex on Mar 14, 2011 20:49:43 GMT -5
Vinegar: Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to yet another exciting edition of SYNERGY!
Lieberjosch: As presented by the Human Resources Department!
Vinegar: We are one week away from UGWC’s next big Pay per View, Day of Reckoning, and the card is already in large formation, with many Main Event quality matches on the books.
Lieberjosch: Hey, has anyone noticed that the weeks leading up to Pay per Views have been getting shorter since Horizons?
Covert Jay: HUTTAH! It’s all because Ninjas love to be quick.
Vinegar: What do you mean, Doctor?
Lieberjosch: Well, the amount of Synergies before Horizons was five, before Infinity, it was four. Now, the number has dropped to three.
Covert Jay: That’s quick, even for a ninja.
Vinegar: That is a matter for the Consortium to discuss. We have to get a move on, as we are ready for our first match.
DING! DING!
Dennis: This opening bout is scheduled for ONE FAAAAAAAL!!!!!!!
“What you want” KHZ
What You Want begins to play as Gabby walks out atop the entranceway giving a quick twirl before tussling her hair and making her way down to the ring. She climbs up onto the ring apron and then crawls along the length of it before crawling into the ring and getting to her feet where she saunters to the middle of the ring.
Dennis: Introducing first, from Auckland, NZ, member of the HRD......
Covert Jay: TIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITS MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dennis: Um, yeah, what he said.....
Gabby glares at the two
Vinegar: I would like to apologize on behalf of my partner for his insensitiveness....
Lieberjosch: You are so gay....
“Everybody down” Nonpoint
A silhouette resembling Jet Somers appears in the distance of a darkened hallway, walking toward the screen. A distorted and distant Mark Collie wails: 'In time, your time will be no more...,' and the vertical control suddenly flips out as Nonpoint's "Everybody Down" hits hard and Jet runs out from behind the curtain, UGWC Heavyweight Championship strapped around his waist. He runs to the edge of the stage and pumps his fist in the air a few times.
Dennis: And her opponent, from Deep Creek, Mississippi, weighing in at 185lbs, The UGWC World Heavyweight champion......JEEEEEEEEEEEEET SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
At 'And when I stomp you' Jet sprints down the ramp, slapping hands in the crowd as he goes, running to leap onto the apron of the ring. He grabs the rope with one hand and pumps the other fist in the air on each 'Everybody Down!' chant of the chorus. Jet finally steps in and unstraps the belt, holding it up quickly to the approval of the crowd before handing it over. He begins bouncing on the balls of his feet and throwing shadow punches to warm up.
DING! DING!
Vinegar: This match getting under way, Gabby and Jet locking up in the middle of the ring, before Jet throws Gabrielle into a well placed side headlock. Gabby pushing Jet off, and towards the ropes. Jet rebounds and is met with a hard discus elbow.
Covert Jay: Baaaaaad ninja girl’s getting fierce!
Vinegar: Gabrielle sauntering over to Somers
Covert Jay: BUUUUUUUUUUT WIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGGLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lieberjosch: A well placed move, I’m sure Jet will be knocked out from that!
Vinegar: That’s hardly a move as Jet get’s to his feet.
Lieberjosch: Yep, he’s gay.
Vinegar: I have a wife, children and grandchildren!
Covert Jay: So does Tom Cruise....except not Grandchildren.
Vinegar: Somers back on his feet after a failed pin attempt by Gabrielle. Another lock up by the par of them, leading to another headlock, which Gabby again sends Jet to the ropes, going again for that discus elbow, but Jet with the wherewithal to duck it. Jet stops as Gabby turns around, and lands a few kicks to her midsection, causing her to double over.
Lieberjosch: CLEVAGE!
Covert Jay: UNDER CLEAVAGE SHOT!
Vinegar: Jet with a quick DDT to Gabrielle, before he mounts her and starts going for the ground and pound. His MMA-like move set is what won him his Heavyweight title back at Horizons.
Covert Jay: Jet using his ninja abilities now, demounting Gabrielle, and climbing up the top rope for a flying ninja hand of doom!
Vinegar:....you mean a fist drop?
Covert Jay: I know what I meant, damnit!
Vinegar: Jet pulling Gabby to her feet, and taking her down again with a harsh ensiguri. Going for the pin...
East: ONE!
TWO!
Vinegar: Easy kick out.
Lieberjosch: And yet another butt wiggle! We truly are lucky tonight!
Vinegar: Both combatants back on their feet, and we have a trading of lefts and rights.
Covert Jay: Tits Magoo can trade hands with me any day!
Vinegar: That made no sense! Gabrielle has over heard Covert Jay, and is again glaring at him. The distraction costing her, though as Jet Somers taking her down with a bulldog in the middle of the ring.
Lieberjosch: You’d think that the ‘Tits Magoo’ comment would have worn off by now, or maybe that Tits herself would be used to it in the very least.
Vinegar: Either way, Tits....I mean Gabrielle, is in deep trouble here as the World Heavyweight champion shows why he holds that title. Jet with a standing moonsault onto the downed Caramel coated Goddess, now into a pin.
East: ONE!
TWO!
Vinegar: Kick out by Gabrielle! Jet again pulling her to her feet, as Gabby kicks him in the chest, causing him to double over....setting him up.....
Covert Jay: DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lieberjosch: That has to be it.
East: ONE!
TWO!
THRE....
Vinegar: KICKOUT! Jet Somers is nowhere near finished! Gabby seems a little frustrated, and she lets Hazel know, and looks like she’s making comments about her refereeing....
Lieberjosch: And her fashion sense....or sex life.....I can’t tell what those motions are, but she’s pissing the referee off....
Covert Jay: CATFIGHT!
Vinegar: East’s emotions getting the better of her, and she has just slapped the taste out of Gabby’s mouth! Gabrielle is absolutely stunned as the fans in attendance voice their approval!
Lieberjosch: Now she’s mouthing off to East for that slap; Giving Jet ample time to recover and get back onto his feet.
Vinegar: Gabrielle turning around now, and delivering another hard kick to his stomach. Setting up again for the 34DD DDT, but jet able to counter it into a bridging slam pin combo.
East: ONE!
TWO!
THR...
Vinegar: Faster count aside, Gabby is still able to kick out of the pin. Jet back on his feet, and now stomping on the fallen Goddess.
Covert Jay: He’s being a watchful Ninja, as he stops every now and then to scan the crowd....possibly trying to see if JK will follow up on his threat to attack him?
Vinegar: Maybe. Gabrielle is back on her feet now, Jet locks up with her, and takes her down with a belly to belly suplex.
Covert Jay: And we get an involuntary under cleavage shot in the process!
Vinegar: Jet grabbing Ma.....erm....Gabrielle by the arms, and takes her back down with a double armed DDT. Now stepping over her body, and applying a Cobra clutch. Gabrielle gasping in pain!
Lieberjosch: I bet you she’s having Tyvola flashbacks.
Vinegar: Possibly, but I think Jet is just good with submissions.
Covert Jay: The Baaaaaad ninja girl not giving in, and Jet lets go.
Vinegar: Jet steps to the side, and waits for Gabrielle to get up, now spring boarding off of the ropes....
Covert Jay: JEEEEEET STREAAAAAAAAMEEEER!!!!!!!!!
Vinegar: Here’s the pin!
East: ONE!
TWO!
THREE!
DING! DING!
Dennis: Here is your winner, JEEEEEEEET SOOOOOOOOOOMEEEEEEEEEERSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lieberjosch: The faster count wasn’t necessary, Tits Magoo was down and out!
Vinegar: Jet seems excited about this win....what the....
The lights flicker to Green and Gold as Jeremy hits the speakers to a loud chorus of booing. JK walks out in his usual grunge look smiling slightly, the gold Cross Hemisphere title glinting on his shoulder. Jet stares angrily at JK as he begins to speak.
JK: Hey Jet, congratulations on your win, mate. You deserved it.
Jet looks confusedly at the Aussie Champ
JK: I’m not here to congratulate you though, Jet. I’m here to update you on something. Watch the screen.
A security video of the backstage area is show. Paul enters the locker room of the Aussie Rebels, with a copy of the Pirates pornography DVD in hand. He looks around the room to make sure that Jasmine isn’t there with Nikki, before putting it in the DVD player. A few seconds later, JK sneaks out of an open locker, Cricket bat in hand. Paul still hasn’t noticed until after JK cracks him over the back of the head, and in the upper extremities. The video loop ends, and Jet is staring angrily at JK
JK: I told you people who were your friends would soon be hurt. Paul was just the start; as much as it pained me to attack someone as loyal as Paul, Zeke told me it was necessary.
Vinegar: Jet is shouting something out at JK, but I don’t think he can hear it over all the booing.
JK: Oh! Before I go Jet, thought I should let you know. I met Gian in the Cafeteria before; he’s a nice bloke. Too bad he was a friend of yours...Well, I should get going.... I’ll see ya later.
Jeremy hits as JK exits
Vinegar: Jet looks incredibly worried, and he rushes to the backstage!
Lieberjosch: So he should! JK may have attacked his best friend!
Lieberjosch: As presented by the Human Resources Department!
Vinegar: We are one week away from UGWC’s next big Pay per View, Day of Reckoning, and the card is already in large formation, with many Main Event quality matches on the books.
Lieberjosch: Hey, has anyone noticed that the weeks leading up to Pay per Views have been getting shorter since Horizons?
Covert Jay: HUTTAH! It’s all because Ninjas love to be quick.
Vinegar: What do you mean, Doctor?
Lieberjosch: Well, the amount of Synergies before Horizons was five, before Infinity, it was four. Now, the number has dropped to three.
Covert Jay: That’s quick, even for a ninja.
Vinegar: That is a matter for the Consortium to discuss. We have to get a move on, as we are ready for our first match.
DING! DING!
Dennis: This opening bout is scheduled for ONE FAAAAAAAL!!!!!!!
“What you want” KHZ
What You Want begins to play as Gabby walks out atop the entranceway giving a quick twirl before tussling her hair and making her way down to the ring. She climbs up onto the ring apron and then crawls along the length of it before crawling into the ring and getting to her feet where she saunters to the middle of the ring.
Dennis: Introducing first, from Auckland, NZ, member of the HRD......
Covert Jay: TIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITS MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dennis: Um, yeah, what he said.....
Gabby glares at the two
Vinegar: I would like to apologize on behalf of my partner for his insensitiveness....
Lieberjosch: You are so gay....
“Everybody down” Nonpoint
A silhouette resembling Jet Somers appears in the distance of a darkened hallway, walking toward the screen. A distorted and distant Mark Collie wails: 'In time, your time will be no more...,' and the vertical control suddenly flips out as Nonpoint's "Everybody Down" hits hard and Jet runs out from behind the curtain, UGWC Heavyweight Championship strapped around his waist. He runs to the edge of the stage and pumps his fist in the air a few times.
Dennis: And her opponent, from Deep Creek, Mississippi, weighing in at 185lbs, The UGWC World Heavyweight champion......JEEEEEEEEEEEEET SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
At 'And when I stomp you' Jet sprints down the ramp, slapping hands in the crowd as he goes, running to leap onto the apron of the ring. He grabs the rope with one hand and pumps the other fist in the air on each 'Everybody Down!' chant of the chorus. Jet finally steps in and unstraps the belt, holding it up quickly to the approval of the crowd before handing it over. He begins bouncing on the balls of his feet and throwing shadow punches to warm up.
DING! DING!
Vinegar: This match getting under way, Gabby and Jet locking up in the middle of the ring, before Jet throws Gabrielle into a well placed side headlock. Gabby pushing Jet off, and towards the ropes. Jet rebounds and is met with a hard discus elbow.
Covert Jay: Baaaaaad ninja girl’s getting fierce!
Vinegar: Gabrielle sauntering over to Somers
Covert Jay: BUUUUUUUUUUT WIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGGLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lieberjosch: A well placed move, I’m sure Jet will be knocked out from that!
Vinegar: That’s hardly a move as Jet get’s to his feet.
Lieberjosch: Yep, he’s gay.
Vinegar: I have a wife, children and grandchildren!
Covert Jay: So does Tom Cruise....except not Grandchildren.
Vinegar: Somers back on his feet after a failed pin attempt by Gabrielle. Another lock up by the par of them, leading to another headlock, which Gabby again sends Jet to the ropes, going again for that discus elbow, but Jet with the wherewithal to duck it. Jet stops as Gabby turns around, and lands a few kicks to her midsection, causing her to double over.
Lieberjosch: CLEVAGE!
Covert Jay: UNDER CLEAVAGE SHOT!
Vinegar: Jet with a quick DDT to Gabrielle, before he mounts her and starts going for the ground and pound. His MMA-like move set is what won him his Heavyweight title back at Horizons.
Covert Jay: Jet using his ninja abilities now, demounting Gabrielle, and climbing up the top rope for a flying ninja hand of doom!
Vinegar:....you mean a fist drop?
Covert Jay: I know what I meant, damnit!
Vinegar: Jet pulling Gabby to her feet, and taking her down again with a harsh ensiguri. Going for the pin...
East: ONE!
TWO!
Vinegar: Easy kick out.
Lieberjosch: And yet another butt wiggle! We truly are lucky tonight!
Vinegar: Both combatants back on their feet, and we have a trading of lefts and rights.
Covert Jay: Tits Magoo can trade hands with me any day!
Vinegar: That made no sense! Gabrielle has over heard Covert Jay, and is again glaring at him. The distraction costing her, though as Jet Somers taking her down with a bulldog in the middle of the ring.
Lieberjosch: You’d think that the ‘Tits Magoo’ comment would have worn off by now, or maybe that Tits herself would be used to it in the very least.
Vinegar: Either way, Tits....I mean Gabrielle, is in deep trouble here as the World Heavyweight champion shows why he holds that title. Jet with a standing moonsault onto the downed Caramel coated Goddess, now into a pin.
East: ONE!
TWO!
Vinegar: Kick out by Gabrielle! Jet again pulling her to her feet, as Gabby kicks him in the chest, causing him to double over....setting him up.....
Covert Jay: DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lieberjosch: That has to be it.
East: ONE!
TWO!
THRE....
Vinegar: KICKOUT! Jet Somers is nowhere near finished! Gabby seems a little frustrated, and she lets Hazel know, and looks like she’s making comments about her refereeing....
Lieberjosch: And her fashion sense....or sex life.....I can’t tell what those motions are, but she’s pissing the referee off....
Covert Jay: CATFIGHT!
Vinegar: East’s emotions getting the better of her, and she has just slapped the taste out of Gabby’s mouth! Gabrielle is absolutely stunned as the fans in attendance voice their approval!
Lieberjosch: Now she’s mouthing off to East for that slap; Giving Jet ample time to recover and get back onto his feet.
Vinegar: Gabrielle turning around now, and delivering another hard kick to his stomach. Setting up again for the 34DD DDT, but jet able to counter it into a bridging slam pin combo.
East: ONE!
TWO!
THR...
Vinegar: Faster count aside, Gabby is still able to kick out of the pin. Jet back on his feet, and now stomping on the fallen Goddess.
Covert Jay: He’s being a watchful Ninja, as he stops every now and then to scan the crowd....possibly trying to see if JK will follow up on his threat to attack him?
Vinegar: Maybe. Gabrielle is back on her feet now, Jet locks up with her, and takes her down with a belly to belly suplex.
Covert Jay: And we get an involuntary under cleavage shot in the process!
Vinegar: Jet grabbing Ma.....erm....Gabrielle by the arms, and takes her back down with a double armed DDT. Now stepping over her body, and applying a Cobra clutch. Gabrielle gasping in pain!
Lieberjosch: I bet you she’s having Tyvola flashbacks.
Vinegar: Possibly, but I think Jet is just good with submissions.
Covert Jay: The Baaaaaad ninja girl not giving in, and Jet lets go.
Vinegar: Jet steps to the side, and waits for Gabrielle to get up, now spring boarding off of the ropes....
Covert Jay: JEEEEEET STREAAAAAAAAMEEEER!!!!!!!!!
Vinegar: Here’s the pin!
East: ONE!
TWO!
THREE!
DING! DING!
Dennis: Here is your winner, JEEEEEEEET SOOOOOOOOOOMEEEEEEEEEERSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lieberjosch: The faster count wasn’t necessary, Tits Magoo was down and out!
Vinegar: Jet seems excited about this win....what the....
The lights flicker to Green and Gold as Jeremy hits the speakers to a loud chorus of booing. JK walks out in his usual grunge look smiling slightly, the gold Cross Hemisphere title glinting on his shoulder. Jet stares angrily at JK as he begins to speak.
JK: Hey Jet, congratulations on your win, mate. You deserved it.
Jet looks confusedly at the Aussie Champ
JK: I’m not here to congratulate you though, Jet. I’m here to update you on something. Watch the screen.
A security video of the backstage area is show. Paul enters the locker room of the Aussie Rebels, with a copy of the Pirates pornography DVD in hand. He looks around the room to make sure that Jasmine isn’t there with Nikki, before putting it in the DVD player. A few seconds later, JK sneaks out of an open locker, Cricket bat in hand. Paul still hasn’t noticed until after JK cracks him over the back of the head, and in the upper extremities. The video loop ends, and Jet is staring angrily at JK
JK: I told you people who were your friends would soon be hurt. Paul was just the start; as much as it pained me to attack someone as loyal as Paul, Zeke told me it was necessary.
Vinegar: Jet is shouting something out at JK, but I don’t think he can hear it over all the booing.
JK: Oh! Before I go Jet, thought I should let you know. I met Gian in the Cafeteria before; he’s a nice bloke. Too bad he was a friend of yours...Well, I should get going.... I’ll see ya later.
Jeremy hits as JK exits
Vinegar: Jet looks incredibly worried, and he rushes to the backstage!
Lieberjosch: So he should! JK may have attacked his best friend!