Post by brandonbrown on Jul 25, 2009 21:02:24 GMT -5
(GIW reporter Jason Reeves is seen interviewing Brandon Brown.)
Jason: Brandon, you have been through hell the last few weeks. How do you feel?
Brandon: Well, I’ve survived table matches, fatal four way matches, and a last man standing match. So, I feel like crap. But I am still the champion.
Jason: How do you feel about beating Declan Prescott?
Brandon: It probably is my favorite moment in my career so far. Declan in my opinion besides me was the best wrestler in the company and I beat him. I feel pretty damn good about that.
Jason: You face Lord Deathman at Toxic Intent. How do you feel about that?
Brandon: I have to face a deaf man.
Jason: Yes, you face Deathman.
Brandon: It should be an easy match. He won’t be able to hear what I’m about to do.
Jason: What do you mean?
Brandon: He is a deaf man. He can’t hear.
Jason: No, he is Lord Deathman.
Brandon: That’s what I said. Lord DeafMan.
Jason: Let me write the name on paper. (Writes Lord Deathman on paper.)
Brandon: Oh, that guy. Okay, I know who that is. He is pretty good but he doesn’t have the title now does he.
Jason: No, he doesn’t.
Brandon: So, I’ll sum up Deathman’s chances right now. He has no chance in hell of taking my title.
Jason: Well, we will see at Toxic Intent.
Brandon: Yes, we will.
Jason: This week you have Savage. What do you think of him?
Brandon: I got my first win against Savage. So I might say things have come full circle. Saturday, I will beat Savage again. The stupid Nazi bastard has no chance.
Jason: Well, thank you for the interview.
Brandon: Your welcome.
(Jason leaves and Big B enters.)
Big B: Congratulations, you are still the champion.
Brandon: No thanks to you.
Big B: At least you didn’t need my help.
Brandon: No, but you did help me get a slight concussion.
Big B: That’s what you get for double crossing me.
Brandon: Your lucky I don’t kick your ass right now.
Big B: Like you could. If I wanted to I could take your title any day of the week.
Brandon: Your fat ass can’t keep up with me. I’m the best wrestler in the world.
Big B: Sure you are. You wouldn’t be anywhere without me.
Brandon: Is that a fact?
Big B: Yes, it is a fact.
Brandon: Maybe, when I’m done with Deathman. I’ll kick your ass.
Big B: I can’t wait for the opportunity to destroy you.
(Big B leaves.)
Brandon: It’s hard to be the champion. People coming after you every second. I thought I just heard something. NINJAS!!!!
(10 Ninjas come out of nowhere to attack Brandon.)
Brandon: Can’t we talk this through. (The ninjas attack.) Why are you hitting me?
Ninja: We were hired to take you out.
Brandon: By who?
Ninja: We can’t say.
Brandon: Naturally. Where are you ninjas from?
Ninja: Indiana.
Brandon: Hey, I’m from Indiana. Are you Indiana fans or Purdue fans?
Ninja: Purdue.
Brandon: Wrong choice, asshole.
(Brandon destroys all these lame Purdue loving ninjas.)
Brandon: Fuck your Purdue. (Grabs a ninja.) Who do you work for?
Ninja: I will never tell you.
Brandon: Who do you work for?
Ninja: I will take it to my grave.
Brandon: Are you like that guy from Austin Powers?
Ninja: What do you mean?
Brandon: If I asked you a question three straight times you would give me an answer.
Ninja: No, I wouldn’t give you an answer.
Brandon: Well, that’s gay.
Ninja: Your gay.
Brandon: I believe you are the hillbilly Purdue fan.
Ninja: Boiler Up.
Brandon: Okay, have it your way. (Finds a machete that was conveniently placed there.) This is your last chance to say Indiana is better than Purdue.
Ninja: Never.
Brandon: So be it, Purdue fan. Now Purdue fan, you will die. (Chops head off of the ninja.) Any other Purdue Ninjas share opinion.
Ninjas: We hate Indiana.
Brandon: Have it your way? (Brandon throws the machete and somehow he kills the other nine ninjas.)
Police: I just saw you kill those ninjas.
Brandon: It was self defense.
Police: Okay.
Brandon: They were also Purdue fans.
Police: What?
Brandon: They were Purdue fans.
Police: Son, you did the world a favor today. Here is a medal of honor.
Brandon: Thank you, Mr. Police Officer.
(Scene fades to black.)
Jason: Brandon, you have been through hell the last few weeks. How do you feel?
Brandon: Well, I’ve survived table matches, fatal four way matches, and a last man standing match. So, I feel like crap. But I am still the champion.
Jason: How do you feel about beating Declan Prescott?
Brandon: It probably is my favorite moment in my career so far. Declan in my opinion besides me was the best wrestler in the company and I beat him. I feel pretty damn good about that.
Jason: You face Lord Deathman at Toxic Intent. How do you feel about that?
Brandon: I have to face a deaf man.
Jason: Yes, you face Deathman.
Brandon: It should be an easy match. He won’t be able to hear what I’m about to do.
Jason: What do you mean?
Brandon: He is a deaf man. He can’t hear.
Jason: No, he is Lord Deathman.
Brandon: That’s what I said. Lord DeafMan.
Jason: Let me write the name on paper. (Writes Lord Deathman on paper.)
Brandon: Oh, that guy. Okay, I know who that is. He is pretty good but he doesn’t have the title now does he.
Jason: No, he doesn’t.
Brandon: So, I’ll sum up Deathman’s chances right now. He has no chance in hell of taking my title.
Jason: Well, we will see at Toxic Intent.
Brandon: Yes, we will.
Jason: This week you have Savage. What do you think of him?
Brandon: I got my first win against Savage. So I might say things have come full circle. Saturday, I will beat Savage again. The stupid Nazi bastard has no chance.
Jason: Well, thank you for the interview.
Brandon: Your welcome.
(Jason leaves and Big B enters.)
Big B: Congratulations, you are still the champion.
Brandon: No thanks to you.
Big B: At least you didn’t need my help.
Brandon: No, but you did help me get a slight concussion.
Big B: That’s what you get for double crossing me.
Brandon: Your lucky I don’t kick your ass right now.
Big B: Like you could. If I wanted to I could take your title any day of the week.
Brandon: Your fat ass can’t keep up with me. I’m the best wrestler in the world.
Big B: Sure you are. You wouldn’t be anywhere without me.
Brandon: Is that a fact?
Big B: Yes, it is a fact.
Brandon: Maybe, when I’m done with Deathman. I’ll kick your ass.
Big B: I can’t wait for the opportunity to destroy you.
(Big B leaves.)
Brandon: It’s hard to be the champion. People coming after you every second. I thought I just heard something. NINJAS!!!!
(10 Ninjas come out of nowhere to attack Brandon.)
Brandon: Can’t we talk this through. (The ninjas attack.) Why are you hitting me?
Ninja: We were hired to take you out.
Brandon: By who?
Ninja: We can’t say.
Brandon: Naturally. Where are you ninjas from?
Ninja: Indiana.
Brandon: Hey, I’m from Indiana. Are you Indiana fans or Purdue fans?
Ninja: Purdue.
Brandon: Wrong choice, asshole.
(Brandon destroys all these lame Purdue loving ninjas.)
Brandon: Fuck your Purdue. (Grabs a ninja.) Who do you work for?
Ninja: I will never tell you.
Brandon: Who do you work for?
Ninja: I will take it to my grave.
Brandon: Are you like that guy from Austin Powers?
Ninja: What do you mean?
Brandon: If I asked you a question three straight times you would give me an answer.
Ninja: No, I wouldn’t give you an answer.
Brandon: Well, that’s gay.
Ninja: Your gay.
Brandon: I believe you are the hillbilly Purdue fan.
Ninja: Boiler Up.
Brandon: Okay, have it your way. (Finds a machete that was conveniently placed there.) This is your last chance to say Indiana is better than Purdue.
Ninja: Never.
Brandon: So be it, Purdue fan. Now Purdue fan, you will die. (Chops head off of the ninja.) Any other Purdue Ninjas share opinion.
Ninjas: We hate Indiana.
Brandon: Have it your way? (Brandon throws the machete and somehow he kills the other nine ninjas.)
Police: I just saw you kill those ninjas.
Brandon: It was self defense.
Police: Okay.
Brandon: They were also Purdue fans.
Police: What?
Brandon: They were Purdue fans.
Police: Son, you did the world a favor today. Here is a medal of honor.
Brandon: Thank you, Mr. Police Officer.
(Scene fades to black.)