Post by T-Robosaurus Rex on Mar 21, 2011 22:24:31 GMT -5
Vinegar: Welcome, everyone, to UGWC Day of Reckoning!
Covert Jay: Huttah!
Vinegar: A fantastic show on tap for you tonight!
Lieberjosch: Four championships on the line, a number one contender match, and a grudge match that is certain to be intense, as Donovan Hastings searches for vengeance!
Vinegar: Not to mention Napoleon's Revenge as well, lots of action, let's get to it!
Dennis: Alright folks, let's get this show started... The following contest will be for the Chaos Championship! First; making his way to the ring, from the Outback... Paul Cockatoo!
A Dijerido is heard playing in the arena as a shot of some kangaroos bounding off into the sunset is shown on the globotron before the opening Riff for "Beds are burning" by Midnight Oil takes over the P.A. system as "the original Aboriginal" makes his way down to the ring, smiling a big smile showing blindingly white teeth. as he walks down, he highfives a couple of fans, and if he can, manages to take a peek down some hot girls tops. he slides into the ring, and does an air drum solo to the drum solo of beds are burning, before flashing another smile to the crowd and awaiting his opponent.
Vinegar: Paul Cockatoo finally getting his shot at the Chaos Championship that he earned many months ago prior to Horizon. Lately however; he has been caught up in the departure of JK from the Aussie Rebels.
Liberjosch: Which has gotten him nothing more then a beating, a beating in that he could've in fact avoided had he not kept his friend so close.
Dennis: Coming down to the ring next... some British guy... Medos!
“Firefly” hits over the PA system as Medos comes out from the back pandering to the crowd. When he gets halfway down the ramp, Covert Jay ends up running behind him and steamrolls over him. As Jay runs towards the announce table, Medos rolls down the remainder of the ramp and bangs his head up against the steel steps.
Vinegar: Folks, I don't know how to describe this entrance... Jay what was that all about?
Jay: What?
Liberjosch: The fact that you are now five minutes late to the broadcast?
Jay: Ninjas are never late, time stops for us.
Liberjosch reaches over to smack Jay upside the head, but his hand is blocked by Vinegar's arm.
Dennis: Okay... That was a little bit weirder than usual... And our third and final participant in this match.. He is the Chaos Champion.. The Archangel, EZEKIEL PAX!!
Instead of the expected ‘Chorus of Angels’, suddenly ‘Enter Sandman’ by Metallica begins to the play. As the introduction begins, the lights fade in and out and red spotlights flash all over the arena.
Vinegar: This is different.
As the music picks up faster around the 1 minute mark, the lights go out completely except for the spotlights. A moment later the vocals of James Hetfield kick in as a the video of Ezekiel flying plays over on the Globa-Tron. As the words ‘Exit Light’ from the chorus are sung, the spotlights go out and as the words ‘Enter Night’ are sung, all the lights come back and Ezekiel is on a knee with his wings spread about halfway down the ramp towards the stage. As the chorus ends, he stands up and walks down the ramp. The fans cheer as he stops at the bottom of the ramp. Once again, the words ‘Exit Light’ are heard from the song and the lights go out. As the words ‘Enter Night’ are heard, the lights come back on and none other than Ezekiel’s former girlfriend, Scarlet’ is standing by his side.
Vinegar: Wow. What a shocker. Scarlet returns to Ezekiel’s side.
Covert Jay: Isn’t that the girl that killed him?
Vinegar: I’m confused like anyone else. Hopefully it will all be explained later.
Ezekiel smiles at her and kisses her on the cheek as he climbs onto the apron. She stands on the ground as he climbs onto the turnbuckle and soaks in the cheers from the fans. He jumps down and looks at his two opponents.
Vinegar: Owen Preston then signals for the bell to start the match, despite the fact that Medos is still out cold on the outside.
Jay: He'll get up eventually... He is after all the English Ninja!
Liberjosch: Whatever the case may be this match is getting started with Paul and Ezekiel as the two of them lock up in the middle of the ring.
Vinegar: Paul using his strength to push Ezekiel down to the mat, but Ezekiel is quickly up and the two are circling each other.
Jay: But that doesn't last long as Ezekiel picks his spot to slingshot off of the ropes and comes right at Paul with a running Cross Body!
Liberjosch: That takes him down to the mat for no more then a moment though as he is back up and the two of them begin to brawl.
Vinegar: Ezekiel using elbow strikes while Paul is going more so with a closed fist approach and neither one of them giving ground.
Jay: He lives!!!
Liberjosch: What are you screaming about this time?
Jay: The British Ninja is up and finally rolling into the ring!
Vinegar: And he is quickly dropped to the mat as he attempts to get in between the two of them and gets pummeled with strike after strike.
Liberjosch: He should've known better then to walk into that... I swear the British sometimes...
Vinegar: Paul has Ezekiel reeling now as he drops him directly on his head with DDT!
Jay: A cover from down under!
One... and a kickout!
Vinegar: Ezekiel kicks right out of the first pinfall attempt of the night!
Liberjosch: No surprise there, I mean a DDT putting away an angel? How foolish!
Vinegar: And Paul knows this as he pulls Ezekiel up, only to be met with a shot to the face followed up by an Enziguri!
Jay: The British Ninja is back up!
Liberjosch: Yes we see Medos back up. But; if he were really a ninja, wouldn't he have more of a shot in this match then he does?
Jay: He's part ninja, 'nuff said.
Liberjosch: Alright! That's it where's my ductape!
Vinegar: Meanwhile in the ring it looks like Medos is trying to get some offense in as he and Ezekiel are brawling back and forth. And he actually manages to knock Ezekiel down to the ground with a stiff punch!
Jay: mmmfffppphhhh!
Vinegar: Did you tape his mouth shut again?
Liberjosch: No, why would I stoop that low? I am a doctor after all!
Vinegar: Whatever the case might be Paul is now standing behind Medos... And just taps him on the shoulder?
Liberjosch: Ah, Paul must've read my latest article about startling opponents.
Vinegar: And it looks like Medos has fallen for it as he whips Paul across the ring and off the ropes, and comes back and hits the Boomerang!!!
Jay: Mmmmffffff!!!!
Vinegar: What did he say?
Liberjosch: I don't know, probably something about ninjas.
Vinegar: A cover!
One... Two... and it's broken up by Ezekiel!
Vinegar: Ezekiel just in the nick of time breaks the cover up!
Liberjosch: Looks like Ezekiel read the same article as Paul did, as Paul is now staring at him with red in his eyes just like a bull!
Vinegar: And this time Ezekiel manages to whip him across the ring, and it looks like another Boomerang is coming!
Liberjosch: Don't be a fool, there's no way Paul is going to hit a second Boomerang.
Vinegar: Looks like your right Hans, as Ezekiel ducks it and bounces off the ropes to comeback and hits the HIGH BEAM SENDING PAUL ROLLING TO THE OUTSIDE!!!
Jay: MMMMFFFFPPPHHH!!!
Liberjosch: I swear I need more tape or something!
Vinegar: I think what Jay is trying to say is that Medos is back up and looking to hit Ezekiel with the Tanabata!
Liberjosch: But, Ezekiel has it either well scouted or some sort of divine intervention as he reverses it and plants IN GOD'S NAME right on the side of his face!
Vinegar: Ezekiel now with the cover!
One...
Liberjosch: Don't count the Aussie out yet though as he is getting up and trying to get into the ring!
Two...
Vinegar: SCARLET HAS PAUL”S LEG THOUGH!!! HE'S NOT GOING TO MAKE IT!!!
THREE!!!!
Vinegar: And its over! Ezekiel manages to retain his Chaos Championship!!!
Dennis: So, the winner once again beating Medos is “THE ARCHANGEL” EZEKIEL PAX!!!
Liberjosch: A brilliant win for Ezekiel tonight. But then again, was there any doubt?
Vinegar: Well, Paul certainly gave him a run for his money. And who knows, maybe we'll see the two of them go at it again. For now though, it looks like he'll be content with celebrating with Scarlet.
Jay: What a nijistic move that Scarlet used!
Liberjosch: Crap! How'd you get that tape off?
Jay: I ate it of course! I am a ninja after all!
Liberjosch: Ugh, I need a vacation!
Vinegar: That'll have to wait for now Hans. Day of Reckoning has just begun!
Ezekiel: 8
Paul Cockatoo: 3
Medos: 1
Covert Jay: Huttah!
Vinegar: A fantastic show on tap for you tonight!
Lieberjosch: Four championships on the line, a number one contender match, and a grudge match that is certain to be intense, as Donovan Hastings searches for vengeance!
Vinegar: Not to mention Napoleon's Revenge as well, lots of action, let's get to it!
Dennis: Alright folks, let's get this show started... The following contest will be for the Chaos Championship! First; making his way to the ring, from the Outback... Paul Cockatoo!
A Dijerido is heard playing in the arena as a shot of some kangaroos bounding off into the sunset is shown on the globotron before the opening Riff for "Beds are burning" by Midnight Oil takes over the P.A. system as "the original Aboriginal" makes his way down to the ring, smiling a big smile showing blindingly white teeth. as he walks down, he highfives a couple of fans, and if he can, manages to take a peek down some hot girls tops. he slides into the ring, and does an air drum solo to the drum solo of beds are burning, before flashing another smile to the crowd and awaiting his opponent.
Vinegar: Paul Cockatoo finally getting his shot at the Chaos Championship that he earned many months ago prior to Horizon. Lately however; he has been caught up in the departure of JK from the Aussie Rebels.
Liberjosch: Which has gotten him nothing more then a beating, a beating in that he could've in fact avoided had he not kept his friend so close.
Dennis: Coming down to the ring next... some British guy... Medos!
“Firefly” hits over the PA system as Medos comes out from the back pandering to the crowd. When he gets halfway down the ramp, Covert Jay ends up running behind him and steamrolls over him. As Jay runs towards the announce table, Medos rolls down the remainder of the ramp and bangs his head up against the steel steps.
Vinegar: Folks, I don't know how to describe this entrance... Jay what was that all about?
Jay: What?
Liberjosch: The fact that you are now five minutes late to the broadcast?
Jay: Ninjas are never late, time stops for us.
Liberjosch reaches over to smack Jay upside the head, but his hand is blocked by Vinegar's arm.
Dennis: Okay... That was a little bit weirder than usual... And our third and final participant in this match.. He is the Chaos Champion.. The Archangel, EZEKIEL PAX!!
Instead of the expected ‘Chorus of Angels’, suddenly ‘Enter Sandman’ by Metallica begins to the play. As the introduction begins, the lights fade in and out and red spotlights flash all over the arena.
Vinegar: This is different.
As the music picks up faster around the 1 minute mark, the lights go out completely except for the spotlights. A moment later the vocals of James Hetfield kick in as a the video of Ezekiel flying plays over on the Globa-Tron. As the words ‘Exit Light’ from the chorus are sung, the spotlights go out and as the words ‘Enter Night’ are sung, all the lights come back and Ezekiel is on a knee with his wings spread about halfway down the ramp towards the stage. As the chorus ends, he stands up and walks down the ramp. The fans cheer as he stops at the bottom of the ramp. Once again, the words ‘Exit Light’ are heard from the song and the lights go out. As the words ‘Enter Night’ are heard, the lights come back on and none other than Ezekiel’s former girlfriend, Scarlet’ is standing by his side.
Vinegar: Wow. What a shocker. Scarlet returns to Ezekiel’s side.
Covert Jay: Isn’t that the girl that killed him?
Vinegar: I’m confused like anyone else. Hopefully it will all be explained later.
Ezekiel smiles at her and kisses her on the cheek as he climbs onto the apron. She stands on the ground as he climbs onto the turnbuckle and soaks in the cheers from the fans. He jumps down and looks at his two opponents.
Vinegar: Owen Preston then signals for the bell to start the match, despite the fact that Medos is still out cold on the outside.
Jay: He'll get up eventually... He is after all the English Ninja!
Liberjosch: Whatever the case may be this match is getting started with Paul and Ezekiel as the two of them lock up in the middle of the ring.
Vinegar: Paul using his strength to push Ezekiel down to the mat, but Ezekiel is quickly up and the two are circling each other.
Jay: But that doesn't last long as Ezekiel picks his spot to slingshot off of the ropes and comes right at Paul with a running Cross Body!
Liberjosch: That takes him down to the mat for no more then a moment though as he is back up and the two of them begin to brawl.
Vinegar: Ezekiel using elbow strikes while Paul is going more so with a closed fist approach and neither one of them giving ground.
Jay: He lives!!!
Liberjosch: What are you screaming about this time?
Jay: The British Ninja is up and finally rolling into the ring!
Vinegar: And he is quickly dropped to the mat as he attempts to get in between the two of them and gets pummeled with strike after strike.
Liberjosch: He should've known better then to walk into that... I swear the British sometimes...
Vinegar: Paul has Ezekiel reeling now as he drops him directly on his head with DDT!
Jay: A cover from down under!
One... and a kickout!
Vinegar: Ezekiel kicks right out of the first pinfall attempt of the night!
Liberjosch: No surprise there, I mean a DDT putting away an angel? How foolish!
Vinegar: And Paul knows this as he pulls Ezekiel up, only to be met with a shot to the face followed up by an Enziguri!
Jay: The British Ninja is back up!
Liberjosch: Yes we see Medos back up. But; if he were really a ninja, wouldn't he have more of a shot in this match then he does?
Jay: He's part ninja, 'nuff said.
Liberjosch: Alright! That's it where's my ductape!
Vinegar: Meanwhile in the ring it looks like Medos is trying to get some offense in as he and Ezekiel are brawling back and forth. And he actually manages to knock Ezekiel down to the ground with a stiff punch!
Jay: mmmfffppphhhh!
Vinegar: Did you tape his mouth shut again?
Liberjosch: No, why would I stoop that low? I am a doctor after all!
Vinegar: Whatever the case might be Paul is now standing behind Medos... And just taps him on the shoulder?
Liberjosch: Ah, Paul must've read my latest article about startling opponents.
Vinegar: And it looks like Medos has fallen for it as he whips Paul across the ring and off the ropes, and comes back and hits the Boomerang!!!
Jay: Mmmmffffff!!!!
Vinegar: What did he say?
Liberjosch: I don't know, probably something about ninjas.
Vinegar: A cover!
One... Two... and it's broken up by Ezekiel!
Vinegar: Ezekiel just in the nick of time breaks the cover up!
Liberjosch: Looks like Ezekiel read the same article as Paul did, as Paul is now staring at him with red in his eyes just like a bull!
Vinegar: And this time Ezekiel manages to whip him across the ring, and it looks like another Boomerang is coming!
Liberjosch: Don't be a fool, there's no way Paul is going to hit a second Boomerang.
Vinegar: Looks like your right Hans, as Ezekiel ducks it and bounces off the ropes to comeback and hits the HIGH BEAM SENDING PAUL ROLLING TO THE OUTSIDE!!!
Jay: MMMMFFFFPPPHHH!!!
Liberjosch: I swear I need more tape or something!
Vinegar: I think what Jay is trying to say is that Medos is back up and looking to hit Ezekiel with the Tanabata!
Liberjosch: But, Ezekiel has it either well scouted or some sort of divine intervention as he reverses it and plants IN GOD'S NAME right on the side of his face!
Vinegar: Ezekiel now with the cover!
One...
Liberjosch: Don't count the Aussie out yet though as he is getting up and trying to get into the ring!
Two...
Vinegar: SCARLET HAS PAUL”S LEG THOUGH!!! HE'S NOT GOING TO MAKE IT!!!
THREE!!!!
Vinegar: And its over! Ezekiel manages to retain his Chaos Championship!!!
Dennis: So, the winner once again beating Medos is “THE ARCHANGEL” EZEKIEL PAX!!!
Liberjosch: A brilliant win for Ezekiel tonight. But then again, was there any doubt?
Vinegar: Well, Paul certainly gave him a run for his money. And who knows, maybe we'll see the two of them go at it again. For now though, it looks like he'll be content with celebrating with Scarlet.
Jay: What a nijistic move that Scarlet used!
Liberjosch: Crap! How'd you get that tape off?
Jay: I ate it of course! I am a ninja after all!
Liberjosch: Ugh, I need a vacation!
Vinegar: That'll have to wait for now Hans. Day of Reckoning has just begun!
Ezekiel: 8
Paul Cockatoo: 3
Medos: 1