Post by brandonbrown on Jul 25, 2009 21:05:50 GMT -5
(We see Brandon Brown heading over to Chris Austin’s locker room.)
Brandon: I got a tag match with the Hardcore Champion. It’s going to be a good day. (Brandon sees Sean Jenson.) Sean, that was a great match last week.
Sean: Thanks, when do I get my title shot?
Brandon: Sorry, I’m a partial deaf in this ear. You’ll have to speak a little louder next time. (Brandon speeds off.) Finally, I don’t know why they put our locker rooms so far apart. (Knocks on the door.) Chris Austin, I need to talk to you.
Austin: I’m busy. Give me thirty more minutes.
Brandon: Why?
Austin: I told you. I’m busy.
(Brandon starts to hear a moan from inside Chris Austin’s locker room.)
Brandon: Do you have a girl in there?
Austin: Well, it’s not a guy making that noise.
Brandon: I’d hope not or else I wouldn’t team up with you.
Austin: Are you afraid of homos?
Brandon: I grew up in the Republican state of Indiana, so yes.
(Big B walks up.)
Big B: What’s wrong with teaming with homos.
Brandon: That’s right. You had to once.
Big B: They aren’t too bad.
Austin: Who are you talking to?
Brandon: Big B.
Austin: Okay.
Brandon: Big B, what do you want?
Big B: I just wanted to congratulate you on losing last week.
Brandon: When did I lose? That match never happened.
Big B: It just so happens I have a tape of that match and a that there is a conveniently placed television set here.
Brandon: Naturally.
(Big B shows the match.)
Brandon: Here I thought that was a bad dream.
Big B: I have another clip to show.
(Big B shows his match.)
Big B: As you can see, I won my match last week.
Brandon: You won by DQ.
Big B: A win is a win.
Austin: Can you show me winning the Hardcore title?
Brandon: I thought you were busy.
Austin: You’re right. Nevermind.
Brandon: So, what is the point you are trying to make Big B?
Big B: I should be the number #1 contender for your belt.
Brandon: Because you beat Deathman by DQ.
Big B: That and unlike you, I have beaten Komosube before.
Brandon: You can thank me for that.
Big B: You forgot that I played your music and not you.
Brandon: Yeah, but still if you didn’t have a cousin, then what song would you have played.?
Big B: You have a point on that one.
Brandon: Anyways, who else have you beaten besides them. Didn’t you lose to Aesc the Dark. Hey, what happened to the guy?
Big B: I don’t know. (Dylan James walks by.) Anyways, I hurt my arm during that match. I wasn’t at full strength.
Brandon: That’s just a dumb excuse. You also lost the Hardcore battle royal.
Austin: I enjoyed the outcome to that match.
Big B: That match wasn’t any fair. They all ganged up on me. They also gave me bad cookies.
Austin: I did nothing of the sort.
Brandon: That girl has been quiet lately. Are you sure you are doing a good job?
Austin: There is tape on her mouth. I do some kinky shit.
Brandon: Okay, I believe you.
Big B: So what is your excuse for losing last week.
Brandon: Well, outside interference cost me the match. The same thing happened to me at Infinity against Declan.
Big B: Okay, I see.
Brandon: Yeah, I can’t be beaten one on one in a fair fight.
Big B: We’ll see about that.
Brandon: You know you can’t beat me.
Big B: You know if you put your mind to it. You can accomplish anything.
Brandon: Good Back to the Future reference.
Big B: Damn, I was hoping you wouldn’t catch that.
Brandon: I’ve seen all three of those movies way too many times.
Big B: Yeah, so have I.
Brandon: You are the worst black guy ever.
Big B: What? A black guy can’t like Back to the Future?
Brandon: I never said that.
Big B: You made it seem that way.
Brandon: Let’s change the subject. Are you on me and Austin’s side against the Global Dumbasses.
Big B: I’m remaining neutral even though I hate you less than anybody else.
Brandon: I’m glad you like me more than them.
Big B: I have to. You are my cousin.
Brandon: If only we were good cousins like Niko and Roman from Grand Theft Auto IV.
Big B: Have you beaten that game yet?
Brandon: I have the story complete. Right now I’m working on getting it 100% finished.
Big B: Have fun with that.
Brandon: Hey, Grand Theft Auto is a good stress reliever when you are numero uno on Cara Costello’s hit list.
Big B: Was that a Spaceballs reference?
Brandon: You caught me.
Austin: You guys are nerds.
Brandon: Austin, are you done yet?
Austin: My time hasn’t ran out yet.
Brandon: You need to hurry up.
Austin: I need more time.
Brandon: Fine, I’ll give you thirty more minutes.
Austin: Thanks.
Brandon: So you hate the Global Dumbasses as much as we do?
Big B: Yes. They attacked me last week.
Brandon: Well, you probably deserved that.
Big B: I probably did.
Brandon: You didn’t catch the National Treasure reference.
Big B: I don’t watch Nicholas Cage movies.
Brandon: I find his bad acting to be funny.
Big B: I can’t stand it.
Brandon: Austin, we are just going to have to talk about our match right here.
Austin: Okay.
Brandon: I think we have this in the bag. Anyways, don’t Deathman and Hasting’s bitches hate each other?
Austin: I think they do.
Brandon: We make a much better team than they do.
Austin: That’s why we are champions.
Brandon: They don’t stand a chance tonight and at Toxic Intent we will both successfully defend our belts.
Austin: That’s right and then I will get a shot at your title.
Brandon: Sorry, I’m a partial deaf in this ear. You’ll have to speak a little louder next time.
Big B: That was a Willy Wonka reference.
Brandon: Yeah, I used it earlier on Sean. Hey, have you seen Sean’s new bodyguard.
Big B: A big black guy helping a little white guy? That will never work out.
Brandon: They’ll probably end up hating each other.
Austin: Don’t you guys ever talk about anything interesting?
Brandon: No.
Austin: We better win this week because I want my streak to continue.
Brandon: I’ll just no show and you’ll have to deal with them by yourself.
Austin: I would kill you.
Brandon: I’d find that funny. Wouldn’t you find it funny, Big B?
Big B: Yeah, but I have to go. See you later and remember that I’m coming for the title.
Brandon: Bye. Austin, are we going to win?
Austin: Yes.
Brandon: That’s all I have to hear.
Austin: You better show up.
Brandon: I’ll show up. It was just a joke.
Austin: It better be.
Brandon: Don’t worry. I’ll be there and we will win.
Brandon: I got a tag match with the Hardcore Champion. It’s going to be a good day. (Brandon sees Sean Jenson.) Sean, that was a great match last week.
Sean: Thanks, when do I get my title shot?
Brandon: Sorry, I’m a partial deaf in this ear. You’ll have to speak a little louder next time. (Brandon speeds off.) Finally, I don’t know why they put our locker rooms so far apart. (Knocks on the door.) Chris Austin, I need to talk to you.
Austin: I’m busy. Give me thirty more minutes.
Brandon: Why?
Austin: I told you. I’m busy.
(Brandon starts to hear a moan from inside Chris Austin’s locker room.)
Brandon: Do you have a girl in there?
Austin: Well, it’s not a guy making that noise.
Brandon: I’d hope not or else I wouldn’t team up with you.
Austin: Are you afraid of homos?
Brandon: I grew up in the Republican state of Indiana, so yes.
(Big B walks up.)
Big B: What’s wrong with teaming with homos.
Brandon: That’s right. You had to once.
Big B: They aren’t too bad.
Austin: Who are you talking to?
Brandon: Big B.
Austin: Okay.
Brandon: Big B, what do you want?
Big B: I just wanted to congratulate you on losing last week.
Brandon: When did I lose? That match never happened.
Big B: It just so happens I have a tape of that match and a that there is a conveniently placed television set here.
Brandon: Naturally.
(Big B shows the match.)
Brandon: Here I thought that was a bad dream.
Big B: I have another clip to show.
(Big B shows his match.)
Big B: As you can see, I won my match last week.
Brandon: You won by DQ.
Big B: A win is a win.
Austin: Can you show me winning the Hardcore title?
Brandon: I thought you were busy.
Austin: You’re right. Nevermind.
Brandon: So, what is the point you are trying to make Big B?
Big B: I should be the number #1 contender for your belt.
Brandon: Because you beat Deathman by DQ.
Big B: That and unlike you, I have beaten Komosube before.
Brandon: You can thank me for that.
Big B: You forgot that I played your music and not you.
Brandon: Yeah, but still if you didn’t have a cousin, then what song would you have played.?
Big B: You have a point on that one.
Brandon: Anyways, who else have you beaten besides them. Didn’t you lose to Aesc the Dark. Hey, what happened to the guy?
Big B: I don’t know. (Dylan James walks by.) Anyways, I hurt my arm during that match. I wasn’t at full strength.
Brandon: That’s just a dumb excuse. You also lost the Hardcore battle royal.
Austin: I enjoyed the outcome to that match.
Big B: That match wasn’t any fair. They all ganged up on me. They also gave me bad cookies.
Austin: I did nothing of the sort.
Brandon: That girl has been quiet lately. Are you sure you are doing a good job?
Austin: There is tape on her mouth. I do some kinky shit.
Brandon: Okay, I believe you.
Big B: So what is your excuse for losing last week.
Brandon: Well, outside interference cost me the match. The same thing happened to me at Infinity against Declan.
Big B: Okay, I see.
Brandon: Yeah, I can’t be beaten one on one in a fair fight.
Big B: We’ll see about that.
Brandon: You know you can’t beat me.
Big B: You know if you put your mind to it. You can accomplish anything.
Brandon: Good Back to the Future reference.
Big B: Damn, I was hoping you wouldn’t catch that.
Brandon: I’ve seen all three of those movies way too many times.
Big B: Yeah, so have I.
Brandon: You are the worst black guy ever.
Big B: What? A black guy can’t like Back to the Future?
Brandon: I never said that.
Big B: You made it seem that way.
Brandon: Let’s change the subject. Are you on me and Austin’s side against the Global Dumbasses.
Big B: I’m remaining neutral even though I hate you less than anybody else.
Brandon: I’m glad you like me more than them.
Big B: I have to. You are my cousin.
Brandon: If only we were good cousins like Niko and Roman from Grand Theft Auto IV.
Big B: Have you beaten that game yet?
Brandon: I have the story complete. Right now I’m working on getting it 100% finished.
Big B: Have fun with that.
Brandon: Hey, Grand Theft Auto is a good stress reliever when you are numero uno on Cara Costello’s hit list.
Big B: Was that a Spaceballs reference?
Brandon: You caught me.
Austin: You guys are nerds.
Brandon: Austin, are you done yet?
Austin: My time hasn’t ran out yet.
Brandon: You need to hurry up.
Austin: I need more time.
Brandon: Fine, I’ll give you thirty more minutes.
Austin: Thanks.
Brandon: So you hate the Global Dumbasses as much as we do?
Big B: Yes. They attacked me last week.
Brandon: Well, you probably deserved that.
Big B: I probably did.
Brandon: You didn’t catch the National Treasure reference.
Big B: I don’t watch Nicholas Cage movies.
Brandon: I find his bad acting to be funny.
Big B: I can’t stand it.
Brandon: Austin, we are just going to have to talk about our match right here.
Austin: Okay.
Brandon: I think we have this in the bag. Anyways, don’t Deathman and Hasting’s bitches hate each other?
Austin: I think they do.
Brandon: We make a much better team than they do.
Austin: That’s why we are champions.
Brandon: They don’t stand a chance tonight and at Toxic Intent we will both successfully defend our belts.
Austin: That’s right and then I will get a shot at your title.
Brandon: Sorry, I’m a partial deaf in this ear. You’ll have to speak a little louder next time.
Big B: That was a Willy Wonka reference.
Brandon: Yeah, I used it earlier on Sean. Hey, have you seen Sean’s new bodyguard.
Big B: A big black guy helping a little white guy? That will never work out.
Brandon: They’ll probably end up hating each other.
Austin: Don’t you guys ever talk about anything interesting?
Brandon: No.
Austin: We better win this week because I want my streak to continue.
Brandon: I’ll just no show and you’ll have to deal with them by yourself.
Austin: I would kill you.
Brandon: I’d find that funny. Wouldn’t you find it funny, Big B?
Big B: Yeah, but I have to go. See you later and remember that I’m coming for the title.
Brandon: Bye. Austin, are we going to win?
Austin: Yes.
Brandon: That’s all I have to hear.
Austin: You better show up.
Brandon: I’ll show up. It was just a joke.
Austin: It better be.
Brandon: Don’t worry. I’ll be there and we will win.