Post by brandonbrown on Jul 25, 2009 21:07:29 GMT -5
(We see some guy dressed as Lord Deathman.)
Deathman: I am Lord Deathman. I am the leader of the Global Dumbasses.
(Brandon Brown appears.)
Brandon: Cut! You are the leader of Global Domination. Not the Global Dumbasses.
Deathman: It says Dumbasses in the script.
Brandon: Let me see that. (takes script) Oh, I guess it does. Well, let me change that. I must have been pissed off that day. Back to work! Action!
Deathman: I am Lord Deathman. I am the leader of Global Dominatrix.
Brandon: Cut! Now, your just trying to be funny.
Deathman: Sorry.
Brandon: You better be. Action!
Deathman: I am Lord Deathman. I am the leader of Global Domination. Me and Misery rule all.
(A guy dressed like Hastings enters.)
Hastings: I thought I was the only Lord around here. Me and Calypso rule all.
Deathman: No, I rule all.
Hastings: No, I rule all.
(A guy dressed as Savage enters.)
Savage: I am Savage. Your Nazi sex slave. I will do anything for you.
Deathman: Okay, you can suck my cock.
Hastings: No, please suck mine.
(A slut dressed like Cara Costello walks in.)
Cara: Boys, we aren’t the Global Queers.
Savage: Yes, we are.
Cara: No, our mission is to destroy Brandon Brown and Chris Austin.
Deathman: Can’t we just lock them in a cage and perform sexual acts on them.
Cara: No.
Deathman: How will we destroy them?
Cara: We will send Aragato and Komosube after them.
(Two guys dressed as Aragato and Komosube show up.)
Aragato: Konnichiwa.
Komosube: Toriniku.
Cara: Go get them.
(We now see Brandon Brown, Chris Austin, Big B, 2 sluts, and Boolz.)
Austin: I can’t believe you talked us into this.
Brandon: What, I was bored.
Big B: I’m hungry.
Brandon: When aren’t you hungry.?
Big B: I don’t know.
Brandon: Was that in the script?
Big B: No.
Brandon: None of you read the script, did you?
All: Nope.
Brandon: You guys are all useless.
Boolz: What the hell was that?
(About 5 midgets appear.)
Big B: Midgets, are you serious?
Brandon: Hey, these were the best midgets I could find.
Austin: What are we supposed to do with them?
Brandon: Well, if you had read the script you would know.
Boolz: Why don’t you just tell us.?
Brandon: Fine, we beat up the midgets.
Austin: Okay.
(Chris Austin knocks out the midgets.)
Austin: I’m Hardcore!
Brandon: We’re all supposed to beat the midgets.
Austin: My bad.
Big B: What are the two sluts for?
Brandon: I needed two girls.
Austin: Who is directing while you aren’t?
Brandon: Spielberg.
Austin: You got Steven Spielberg to direct.
Brandon: No, I got Shawn Spielberg to direct.
Boolz: Who is that?
Brandon: I don’t know, but he last name is Spielberg. He must be good.
Big B: So what do we do now?
Brandon: Just wait a second.
(The guys dressed as Aragato and Komosube appear.)
Austin: Are you serious? You got two guys to dress as Aragato and Komosube.
Brandon: Yeah, so we can whoop their asses.
Austin: Okay. (Austin beats up the two guys.)
Brandon: No, they are supposed to beat us up first.
Austin: But you said we could whoop their asses.
Brandon: I meant after they beat us up.
Austin: Fine.
(Brandon and crew pretend to get beat up for awhile.)
Big B: Now what?
Brandon: Why didn’t you morons read the scripts? Shawn give them a script.
(They read the scripts.)
Austin: Seriously, it says we morph into power rangers next.
Brandon: Yeah.
Austin: That’s the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard.
Brandon: Damn it! I want to do a Fucking Power Rangers Parody! You got that!
Austin: You don’t have to yell.
Boolz: How do we morph into power rangers?
Brandon: That’s easy. We all say it’s morphing time.
Austin: Okay.
Brandon: Everybody say it.
All: It’s morphing time.
Brandon: Now, we take ten minutes to change into our suits.
(Ten minutes later.)
Brandon: Okay, is everybody here.
Boolz: Where is Big B?
(Big B appears with his suit half torn.)
Brandon: I paid a lot of money for that on Ebay.
Big B: Next time, get one my size.
Brandon: Okay.
Big B: I have a question.
Brandon: What?
Big B: Why am I the black ranger?
Brandon: Because you are black.
Big B: Racist.
Austin: Brandon, why do you get to be the green ranger?
Brandon: Because the green ranger is fucking awesome.
Austin: That’s true.
Brandon: Okay, we can beat up the two Japanese guys now.
(Sean and Nathaniel Gregory show up.)
Sean: We must figure out who the power rangers are.
Brandon: Sean actually read his script.
Sean: I have nothing better to do.
Brandon: Don’t you have an I Quit match to get ready for.
Sean: Yeah, but you have a title to defend.
Brandon: The green ranger doesn’t have a title to defend besides most awesome power ranger ever.
Sean: I made my one appearance. Can I leave?
Brandon: Yeah.
(Sean and Nate G leave.)
Brandon: The Japanese guys fell asleep.
Austin: Let’s draw on their faces.
Brandon: Okay.
(They draw on their faces.)
Brandon: Wake them up.
(Austin kicks them.)
Komosube: Aragato, somebody drew on your face.
Brandon: Since when do you speak English.
Aragato: We don’t know any Japanese besides Konnichiwa.
Brandon: You see what happens when you hire low rate Japanese actors. They don’t even speak their own language.
Big B: Can we just beat them up already?
Brandon: Yes.
(They beat them up.)
Brandon: Yeah, we are awesome.
(The actors and actresses dressed as Deathman, Hastings, Misery, Calypso Desmona, Savage, and Cara appear.)
Cara: No, our Japanese monsters.
Deathman: I have an idea. Let’s make them grow.
Austin: Brandon, how are you going to make them grow?
Brandon: Spielberg is going to play a special effect.
(Spielberg plays special effect.)
Brandon: Now, I get out my Aragato and Komosube action figures and my mini figures of us.
Austin: Okay.
Brandon: They try to stomp us. Then we get out our megazord.
Austin: And then?
Brandon: And then I blow up Aragato and Komosube action figures with dynamite.
(Blows them up with dynamite.)
Austin: This has to be the stupidest thing ever.
Brandon: You’ll see. When we watch it on television, it will be awesome.
Deathman: Brandon, I will destroy you myself.
Brandon: Wait, we are still in the megazord.
Deathman: Sorry.
Brandon: Okay, now say your line.
Deathman; Brandon, I will destroy you myself.
Brandon: No, you won’t. Wait, how do you know I’m the green power ranger.
Deathman: The bad guys always know what the secret identities are.
Brandon: My bad, I forgot.
Deathman: I changed my mind. Savage, go get them.
Savage: Can’t I rub them instead. I want to be their Nazi slave.
Austin: Dude, you made Savage gay.
Brandon: I thought all Nazis were gay.
Big B: Let’s just kick this queers ass.
(They easily dispose of Savage.)
Deathman: Get them, Hastings.
Hastings: No, I’m the Lord around here.
Deathman: Fine, let the women get them.
(Calypso and Misery attack but get beat by the slutty girl rangers.)
Cara: What are you idiots waiting for? Get them.
Deathman: You get them, you bitch.
Hastings: Don’t call her a bitch.
Brandon: Spielberg, play the power rangers music so we can destroy them.
(Power Rangers music plays and Hastings and Deathman are defeated.)
Austin: This has to be the dumbest thing ever.
Cara: You have foiled my plans. Declan will be back.
Brandon: We’ll be ready.
Spielberg. Cut!
Brandon: Wasn’t that awesome.
Austin: No.
Brandon: You just have to watch it.
(Plays the tape.)
Brandon: Wow, that did suck.
Austin: I told you.
Brandon: Well, I was good. The rest of you all sucked.
Austin: No, I’m pretty sure we all sucked.
Brandon: Are you kidding? My acting skills are awesome.
Austin: Sure. The story also sucked.
Brandon: What? You don’t think Global Domination will collapse like that.
Austin: Maybe. Hey, did you notice Boolz disappears halfway through?
Boolz: Hey, I got some Red Bull.
Brandon: Boolz, we have to redo the whole thing because you aren’t in it.
Austin: I’m not redoing the whole thing.
Brandon: What does Big B think?
Big B: We redo it. I kill you. You should be preparing for your match.
Brandon: I don’t need to prepare for my match. I can beat Deathman with my eyes closed.
Austin: I wouldn’t underestimate him.
Brandon: Please, I’m the best in the world today. I don’t need any training.
Austin: I won’t be surprised if you lose. Your focus just hasn’t been right lately.
Brandon: My focus is fine. Get out of here. All of you, get out.
(Everybody leaves.)
Brandon: I can beat Deathman. I don’t care if Cara and Savage are out there. I’m the best in the world. I don’t need any preparation at all. I will win at Toxic Intent. I will be shocked if I lose. Deathman is nothing compared to Prescott. Maybe I am underestimating Deathman. I haven’t really watched any film. I’ve just been filming this stupid thing. A Power Rangers parody? Damn, I should have been preparing for the Deathman. I could lose because of my stupidity. I won’t lose. I will win or die trying.
Deathman: I am Lord Deathman. I am the leader of the Global Dumbasses.
(Brandon Brown appears.)
Brandon: Cut! You are the leader of Global Domination. Not the Global Dumbasses.
Deathman: It says Dumbasses in the script.
Brandon: Let me see that. (takes script) Oh, I guess it does. Well, let me change that. I must have been pissed off that day. Back to work! Action!
Deathman: I am Lord Deathman. I am the leader of Global Dominatrix.
Brandon: Cut! Now, your just trying to be funny.
Deathman: Sorry.
Brandon: You better be. Action!
Deathman: I am Lord Deathman. I am the leader of Global Domination. Me and Misery rule all.
(A guy dressed like Hastings enters.)
Hastings: I thought I was the only Lord around here. Me and Calypso rule all.
Deathman: No, I rule all.
Hastings: No, I rule all.
(A guy dressed as Savage enters.)
Savage: I am Savage. Your Nazi sex slave. I will do anything for you.
Deathman: Okay, you can suck my cock.
Hastings: No, please suck mine.
(A slut dressed like Cara Costello walks in.)
Cara: Boys, we aren’t the Global Queers.
Savage: Yes, we are.
Cara: No, our mission is to destroy Brandon Brown and Chris Austin.
Deathman: Can’t we just lock them in a cage and perform sexual acts on them.
Cara: No.
Deathman: How will we destroy them?
Cara: We will send Aragato and Komosube after them.
(Two guys dressed as Aragato and Komosube show up.)
Aragato: Konnichiwa.
Komosube: Toriniku.
Cara: Go get them.
(We now see Brandon Brown, Chris Austin, Big B, 2 sluts, and Boolz.)
Austin: I can’t believe you talked us into this.
Brandon: What, I was bored.
Big B: I’m hungry.
Brandon: When aren’t you hungry.?
Big B: I don’t know.
Brandon: Was that in the script?
Big B: No.
Brandon: None of you read the script, did you?
All: Nope.
Brandon: You guys are all useless.
Boolz: What the hell was that?
(About 5 midgets appear.)
Big B: Midgets, are you serious?
Brandon: Hey, these were the best midgets I could find.
Austin: What are we supposed to do with them?
Brandon: Well, if you had read the script you would know.
Boolz: Why don’t you just tell us.?
Brandon: Fine, we beat up the midgets.
Austin: Okay.
(Chris Austin knocks out the midgets.)
Austin: I’m Hardcore!
Brandon: We’re all supposed to beat the midgets.
Austin: My bad.
Big B: What are the two sluts for?
Brandon: I needed two girls.
Austin: Who is directing while you aren’t?
Brandon: Spielberg.
Austin: You got Steven Spielberg to direct.
Brandon: No, I got Shawn Spielberg to direct.
Boolz: Who is that?
Brandon: I don’t know, but he last name is Spielberg. He must be good.
Big B: So what do we do now?
Brandon: Just wait a second.
(The guys dressed as Aragato and Komosube appear.)
Austin: Are you serious? You got two guys to dress as Aragato and Komosube.
Brandon: Yeah, so we can whoop their asses.
Austin: Okay. (Austin beats up the two guys.)
Brandon: No, they are supposed to beat us up first.
Austin: But you said we could whoop their asses.
Brandon: I meant after they beat us up.
Austin: Fine.
(Brandon and crew pretend to get beat up for awhile.)
Big B: Now what?
Brandon: Why didn’t you morons read the scripts? Shawn give them a script.
(They read the scripts.)
Austin: Seriously, it says we morph into power rangers next.
Brandon: Yeah.
Austin: That’s the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard.
Brandon: Damn it! I want to do a Fucking Power Rangers Parody! You got that!
Austin: You don’t have to yell.
Boolz: How do we morph into power rangers?
Brandon: That’s easy. We all say it’s morphing time.
Austin: Okay.
Brandon: Everybody say it.
All: It’s morphing time.
Brandon: Now, we take ten minutes to change into our suits.
(Ten minutes later.)
Brandon: Okay, is everybody here.
Boolz: Where is Big B?
(Big B appears with his suit half torn.)
Brandon: I paid a lot of money for that on Ebay.
Big B: Next time, get one my size.
Brandon: Okay.
Big B: I have a question.
Brandon: What?
Big B: Why am I the black ranger?
Brandon: Because you are black.
Big B: Racist.
Austin: Brandon, why do you get to be the green ranger?
Brandon: Because the green ranger is fucking awesome.
Austin: That’s true.
Brandon: Okay, we can beat up the two Japanese guys now.
(Sean and Nathaniel Gregory show up.)
Sean: We must figure out who the power rangers are.
Brandon: Sean actually read his script.
Sean: I have nothing better to do.
Brandon: Don’t you have an I Quit match to get ready for.
Sean: Yeah, but you have a title to defend.
Brandon: The green ranger doesn’t have a title to defend besides most awesome power ranger ever.
Sean: I made my one appearance. Can I leave?
Brandon: Yeah.
(Sean and Nate G leave.)
Brandon: The Japanese guys fell asleep.
Austin: Let’s draw on their faces.
Brandon: Okay.
(They draw on their faces.)
Brandon: Wake them up.
(Austin kicks them.)
Komosube: Aragato, somebody drew on your face.
Brandon: Since when do you speak English.
Aragato: We don’t know any Japanese besides Konnichiwa.
Brandon: You see what happens when you hire low rate Japanese actors. They don’t even speak their own language.
Big B: Can we just beat them up already?
Brandon: Yes.
(They beat them up.)
Brandon: Yeah, we are awesome.
(The actors and actresses dressed as Deathman, Hastings, Misery, Calypso Desmona, Savage, and Cara appear.)
Cara: No, our Japanese monsters.
Deathman: I have an idea. Let’s make them grow.
Austin: Brandon, how are you going to make them grow?
Brandon: Spielberg is going to play a special effect.
(Spielberg plays special effect.)
Brandon: Now, I get out my Aragato and Komosube action figures and my mini figures of us.
Austin: Okay.
Brandon: They try to stomp us. Then we get out our megazord.
Austin: And then?
Brandon: And then I blow up Aragato and Komosube action figures with dynamite.
(Blows them up with dynamite.)
Austin: This has to be the stupidest thing ever.
Brandon: You’ll see. When we watch it on television, it will be awesome.
Deathman: Brandon, I will destroy you myself.
Brandon: Wait, we are still in the megazord.
Deathman: Sorry.
Brandon: Okay, now say your line.
Deathman; Brandon, I will destroy you myself.
Brandon: No, you won’t. Wait, how do you know I’m the green power ranger.
Deathman: The bad guys always know what the secret identities are.
Brandon: My bad, I forgot.
Deathman: I changed my mind. Savage, go get them.
Savage: Can’t I rub them instead. I want to be their Nazi slave.
Austin: Dude, you made Savage gay.
Brandon: I thought all Nazis were gay.
Big B: Let’s just kick this queers ass.
(They easily dispose of Savage.)
Deathman: Get them, Hastings.
Hastings: No, I’m the Lord around here.
Deathman: Fine, let the women get them.
(Calypso and Misery attack but get beat by the slutty girl rangers.)
Cara: What are you idiots waiting for? Get them.
Deathman: You get them, you bitch.
Hastings: Don’t call her a bitch.
Brandon: Spielberg, play the power rangers music so we can destroy them.
(Power Rangers music plays and Hastings and Deathman are defeated.)
Austin: This has to be the dumbest thing ever.
Cara: You have foiled my plans. Declan will be back.
Brandon: We’ll be ready.
Spielberg. Cut!
Brandon: Wasn’t that awesome.
Austin: No.
Brandon: You just have to watch it.
(Plays the tape.)
Brandon: Wow, that did suck.
Austin: I told you.
Brandon: Well, I was good. The rest of you all sucked.
Austin: No, I’m pretty sure we all sucked.
Brandon: Are you kidding? My acting skills are awesome.
Austin: Sure. The story also sucked.
Brandon: What? You don’t think Global Domination will collapse like that.
Austin: Maybe. Hey, did you notice Boolz disappears halfway through?
Boolz: Hey, I got some Red Bull.
Brandon: Boolz, we have to redo the whole thing because you aren’t in it.
Austin: I’m not redoing the whole thing.
Brandon: What does Big B think?
Big B: We redo it. I kill you. You should be preparing for your match.
Brandon: I don’t need to prepare for my match. I can beat Deathman with my eyes closed.
Austin: I wouldn’t underestimate him.
Brandon: Please, I’m the best in the world today. I don’t need any training.
Austin: I won’t be surprised if you lose. Your focus just hasn’t been right lately.
Brandon: My focus is fine. Get out of here. All of you, get out.
(Everybody leaves.)
Brandon: I can beat Deathman. I don’t care if Cara and Savage are out there. I’m the best in the world. I don’t need any preparation at all. I will win at Toxic Intent. I will be shocked if I lose. Deathman is nothing compared to Prescott. Maybe I am underestimating Deathman. I haven’t really watched any film. I’ve just been filming this stupid thing. A Power Rangers parody? Damn, I should have been preparing for the Deathman. I could lose because of my stupidity. I won’t lose. I will win or die trying.