Post by pepperphoenix on Apr 24, 2011 20:49:50 GMT -5
Greetings UGWC fans. Well, here's another week and another Synergy. Frankly I'm not arsed to put up a decent blog here simply because my demands with UGWC have not yet been met. So I'll run down the matches and let you in on a few rumours, but to be honest my heart isn't in it this week.
Up first we have Calypso taking on the next Dragon's Cave Army star in what will probably be a convoluted plot by Donovan Hastings to embarrass A-kis further, but to be honest, right before No Holds Barred, it has to be about time the Cave got at least one shot back. Most blogs agree that Akane will succeed where the men have failed before her.
Up next we have Duncan Ryder and Gabrielle Montgomery of the HRD taking on Paul Cockatoo, sometime trainer at the Cave, and Chris Peterson. I have to be honest, interest over the web isn't high in this match up, as all the eyes of the fans, and even the competitors, seem to be elsewhere. Expect the HRD to dominate in typical fashion.
Kyle Tacker and NBK face off next, in what I think will turn out to be the surprise show stealer of the night. Tacker is pegged to take on Medos, the unbelievable Chaos Champion, at NHB, but most forums agree that NBK won't be far behind in that division.
It will come as no surprise if Saint Jimmy makes an unscheduled appearance in our next match, as he has become synonymous with the Chaos division, and the champion will get to prove his worth as the flagship EP for the belt.
The main event is a three way cooperative bout which is sure to devolve into utter Chaos, with Deimos and Tyvola capping off a fitting preview for the upcoming gimmick pay per view.
Post by pepperphoenix on May 16, 2011 2:51:28 GMT -5
No Hold's Barred is in the books, ladies and gentlemen, and what an event it was! But like a calmer, gentler Phrixus Deimos, we're all about looking forward here at UGWC's Unofficial (for now) News and Rumours, so let's get right into it with a preview of the upcoming Synergy!
First up we prove that all you have to do to get a match out of the Chaos Division is to put all the names in a bingo tumbler and pull them out one at a time and put them in a prearranged bracket, because we have Medos and Enigma taking on Kyle Tacker and NBK in cooperative action! Not sure how the former champion Enigma will take to being paired up with the current, but things have been heating up between Medos, Tacker, and Killer, especially since NBK stole not only the Knucks, but a plate of nachos that Medos had planned to enjoy ater the match! Forum goers are calling for the men in the match who have actually held gold to take this one.
Next Donovan Hastings will face Gabrielle Montgomery, and I don't really care who wins as long as Hastings has some choice mocking for her current state of dress. A hoodie? Come on, Gabs, haven't you been around the Consortium long enough to know that men will stare at a set of Double D's even if they are covered in shit? Stop hiding your Carroty Coated Goodness! Fans are calling The Warrior Goddess to become the second woman in less than a month to get one over on what's left of TWisted.
The Vicious Kind debut as a Cooperative team against Jet Somers and John Russo, apparantly paired due to alliterative reasoning. No one around the web seems to be able to muster much support for the J's, since both admitted to selling their souls this past month 'just to prove a point.' Look out for TVK to dominate.
In the main event, Phrixus Deimos will take on the newly crowned UGWC Champion in what some are calling the beginning of his long trek back to the championship. There are many rumours that Tyvola is being considered for membership into Freak Show Central, but I don't think he'd even have the presence of mind to know he's in an alliance, let alone honor the committment.
Enough of that, I want to talk WRESTLESTOCK!
Billed to be a festival celebrating all that is wrestling and sports entertainment, UGWC has promised to roll this out as a never before experienced tribute, with the pay per view event becoming a fan-interactive three day romp in the business. I've heard raffles are being held to referee matches, that there's to be a Tuff Enuff-esque three day wrestling boot camp, and even that Gabrielle is running a Hugs-And-Kisses booth!
But here's what I'd like to see as the main theme: Each night represents a different facet of the phenomenon that is wrestling.
On the first night, the Chaos Championship will be defended, and I say, let this be the night to celebrate all that is garbage wrestling! Unsigned hardcore and thrash metal bands should perform. There should be a freak side show. And leading up to the main event, why not feature death matches from guest performers, and... get this... BACKYARD WRESTLING! I've seen it all over the internet, folks, and there are enough established organizations that, with a few signed legal waivers, we could see one mess of a lot of idiots bleeding and bruising themselves for the entertainment of both fans and professionals alike!
On the second night, the Cross Hemisphere Championship will go on the line. What better night to honor the sport from all around the world. This will be the night to feature luchas, puros, graeco-romans, and what have you. I bet we could even get the Olympic Wrestling Team to make an appearance. Of course, music should be a blend from all over the world, AND we can have a bazaar!
On the last night, the main event, the UGWC Championship, and what better night to honor the history of wrestling in America? This would be the night to invite professional wrestlers from brands not as cutting edge as our own, to honor the legends, and maybe even have a memorial dedicated to the Entertainment Professionals no longer with us. And, I think this would be a fine night to introduce the UGWC Hall of Fame, and induct one to three members, setting off a yearly tradition. Kinda brings a tear to your eye, right?
Anyway, that's what I'd like to see. Keep the UGWC forums alive and pump those ideas to your Consortium, this event is for YOU!
Out of all of this, my favorite part is the Hall of Fame. That's an epic idea. There are a few guys that aren't here that come to mind. Well done, bro. Keep up the good work.
Post by 'The Cyclone' JK on May 16, 2011 10:46:17 GMT -5
the only thing I have to add is you got the date wrong by at least one month That being said, those reviews are really awesome to read, and it always gives me a little bit of entertainment before the show begins. Keep 'em up, mate