Post by T-Robosaurus Rex on Feb 4, 2009 20:23:13 GMT -5
[As the scene opens, we are treated to a view of a large white house, with roman-esque pillars framing the enormous mahogany front doors. After a few seconds we realise that we have been here before, this is the home of Global Impact Wrestling’s Travis Roberts. This time the balconies, windows and walls have all had a fresh coat of paint and the exterior of the building literally dazzles in the LA sunshine. The grounds that surround the building are in no way impeccable, but the overgrown plants have been cut back, the garden furniture has been wiped down and this now looks like an inhabited dwelling.
Unlike the last time, the front of the building is crammed full of cars and motorcycles, it seems at least 30 different vehicles have been parked outside. Before we get chance to take a closer looks at the cars, a figure appears at the end of the long drive. As it draws closer, it becomes apparent that it is eD cASe, and once again he is on foot. Global Impact Wrestling’s favourite string less agent is heading to the building.
He seems to be striding with some purpose, and it takes him less than a few minutes to power walk up the drive. His face is fixed in look of steely determination, but being a puppet, the effect is somewhat diminished by the strange movements his body relies on to move, his arms wave from side to side as he picks up speed, and the gait of his legs makes it look like he is sitting on a very small pony.
As he reaches the camera, there is no friendly greeting, no words of warning, just a snap of the head that suggests eD wishes us to follow him. As he turns and see’s the many vehicles parked outside he throws his hands to his head and lets out an audible sigh. eD shakes his head and starts back towards the front door of the house. As he reaches the large double doors, one of them is already ajar…eD lets out yet another sigh and throws the door fully open and strides into the lobby of the mansion.
eD looks around at the scene in front of him. At least 10 people are strewn around the marble floor, a group of people have decided the staircase was the most practical place to take a nap. A man and a woman are staring fixedly at the ceiling, eD follows their gaze, and again sighs as he turns left, and down a corridor filled with yet more people, all in different states of consciousness and undress. He reaches the end of the corridor, and comes to the doors to the room we first met the ‘The Blessed One’ within.
As he opens the doors and strides across the threshold, a grey mist comes bellowing out of the room, and within a couple of steps eD cASe has disappeared into the smog ahead. The camera speeds up its pursuit and enters the room, it takes time for the lens to focus, an act disrupted by the fact that since entering the room the cameraman seems to have begun swaying slowly from left to right, and doesn’t seem to be able to hold the camera steady.
When the camera finally does focus, we make out eD stepping over the bodies of many different people involved in pretty much any activity you would imagine you’d want privacy to undertake. The camera is able to pick up his designated target. Around 20 yards away the figure of ‘The Headliner’ can be seen, he is sitting in an armchair, and he seems to be slowly moving his arms around in front of his face. As you get closer you can see in one hand a lighted roll up can be seen, and in the other he has a bottle of Jaegermeister.
eD finally reaches him and stands in front of Travis with both hands firmly routed to where we would imagine his hips are]
eD – “What in the name of all that is TWiSTeD, is going on?”
[Travis looks up, and for a moment a look of confusion crosses his face, then a look of panic takes over, followed by a look of fear, a few moments of hysterical laughter, and then finally he decides upon fixing his face in a somewhat dazed look. He throws his arms wide open and replies…]
Travis – “Little man! Why the heavy tone? This ain’t no time to be ruining anyones trip…it’s all about the good times in this here house!”
eD – “I am serious Travis, what are all these people doing here…in fact who the hell are all these people…”
[Travis lowers his arms and frowns, he then throws himself back into the chair, slumps down and relights his roll up and takes another drag]
Travis – “Why is it,that you seem to be on some kind of TWiSTeD Crusade to drag ‘The Blessed One’ down whenever anything is going his way? It’s always been the same, when ‘The Blessed One’ ever gets a break you always come along with one hell of a bummer…remember when Travis Roberts won the World Wrestling for the TWiSTeD World Championship? You just had to tell me your mother had just passed away…all whilst riding a damn purple rhinocerous…and now you come into ‘The Blessed Ones’ home, with a fleet of incontinent Llama’s, and start asking retarded questions…”
[eD just looks at Travis, rolls his eyes, and takes a seat in the armchair directly opposite to ‘The Blessed One’. He leans forward, sighs, shakes his head again, and takes the sunglasses from Travis’ face and locks eyes with the ‘TWiSTeD Icon”]
eD – “I’m being serious Travis, I expect an explanation right now…we worked so hard refurbishing this place, and now your turning it into a shithole again…why?”
[Travis throws his arms up in protestation, and looks around from side to side, with a picture of disbelief painted on his face]
Travis – “Dude you are the one that brought the Llama’s in…can ‘The Blessed One’ see a badger and a penguin in military uniform as well…if you wanted to keep this place tidy you shouldn’t have bought the inmates of the Los Angeles Petting Zoo with you…this is not a kids party…this is ‘The Headliners’ joint party…a victory celebration to mark the defeat of former Global Heavyweight Champion Brad…Bruce… someone or other….and also a celebration the mark Travis Roberts being back where he belongs…in the Main Event…”
eD – “That party was last Saturday! I left to do some business in New York on Sunday morning before everyone left…these are not the same people who were here 3 days ago…”
Travis – “You been at ‘The Blessed Ones’ stash again little dude? Travis Roberts told you that you cannot handle that shit…what the hell you talking about 3 days? You went to the bathroom only 30 minutes ago…”
eD – “No Travis…I can assure you that I went to New York three days ago! Are you telling me you’ve been strung out since I left, and you still think it’s Sunday?”
Travis – “Dude you are really starting to kill ‘The Blessed Ones’ buzz, you are making Travis paranoid…it’s still Sunday, and Travis Roberts does not appreciate you trying to fuck with ‘The Headliners’ mind…”
eD – ‘Jesus this is worse than that time on ‘the Street’ when Elmo got into the Cookie Monsters secret stash…just wait here, and drink this…”
[eD grabs an unopened can of red bull from a nearby table, and takes the bottle of Jaeger from Travis’ hand, and then turns and runs out of the room at speed. The can of Red Bull he has left in Travis’ hand, is actually a limited edition can, with the Image of Randy Boolzian on the packaging. This seems to be causing some confusion to ‘The Headliner’ in his current state, he claws at the can with his right hand, and a frustrated look comes across his face…(like the one Jensen makes when trying to get ants from inside a log)…almost as if he is trying to ‘free’ BoolZ from his aluminium incarceration. After a few moments, he gives up and merely necks the drink, and then sits looking into the middle distance. Shortly after eD returns, with a paper in his hand…and thrusts it in front of ‘The Blessed Ones’ face]
eD – “See the LA Tribune says in print that today is Wednesday 18th of June…”
Travis – “Are you kidding, ‘The Blessed One’ is in no state to read such small lettering…Ooh! Is that an advert for America’s Funniest House Pets?...it says new episode tonight! In the name of the TWiSteD Forebearers…it is Wednesday, they always show the new episodes on Wednesdays…in fact we should get those Penguins and Badgers on film, we could make a bit of side cash…you know they pay good money, especially if the animals are dressed up, those little Military Uniforms are da bomb by the way...Where did you find someone to make such unique outfits?”
eD – “Travis…do you realise the size of your predicament? Craig told me I can no longer pussy foot about you, he told me you have lost your way. You win one goddamn match, and you spend the next 4 days ‘celebrating’ with a bunch of strangers, undoing everything you earned on Saturday Night. Did you listen to anything Craig said last week…”
Travis – “I saw Craig…?”
[eD lets out an almighty scream (impressive for a figure of his stature) which seems to wake a few people from their comatose states and swipes the roll up from Travis’ hand…and holds it in front of The Blessed One’s face…]
eD – “This…this can be used for good, it can inspire you to think outside of the box, take your consciousness to a higher plane…hell it can even motivate you…but only if you respect it and your body! Look at your hand…LOOK AT IT!”
[Travis raises his hands to his face, and then see’s the scar running down the middle of his palm, fresh, and obviously stll painfull as he cringes at the sight. Suddenly all the colour runs from Travis’ face, and he lowers his head into his hands…]
Travis – “I remember…”
eD – “Then you know you have to reconnect with your TWiSteD Inner Self, you have to learn to respect yourself…”
Travis – “Travis Roberts remembers visiting Craig, and listening to his diatribe…’The Headliner’ remembers the TWiSTeD Intervention…’The Blessed One’ can still feel the shame, and the anger at being put through it. But you know what eD…’The TWiSTeD Icon’ also remembers defeating Brandon Brown, the most resilient man in GIW according to some, on Saturday night, the ‘TWiSTeD High Commander’ reconnected with TWiSTeD, that night. in that very ring…and now thanks be to TWiSTeD, Travis Roberts is yet again top of the card. There are no more lessons for “The Blessed One” to undertake…he just needed a reminder course, that is all…”
eD – “Then what the hell is all this, you’ve left it far too late to prepare adequately for your match with Komosube on Saturday. You have shown he, nor the force that is Global Domination any TWiSTeD respect with your actions…”
Travis – “Chill Out, jeez, you really are a downer you know that? Are you forgetting what ‘The Blessed One’ is capable of? Why would Travis Roberts fear a man that despite his immense size and skills could not dispatch of some straight edge, trailer park, genetically challenged reject? He couldn’t beat the world’s finest example of why Darwins ‘Survival of the Fittest’ theory may be flawed. ‘The Blessed One’ on the other hand dispensed with the former GIW Champion with relative ease. As for Global Domination…they do not worry ‘The Blessed One’, they’ve been ducking Travis Roberts ever since he arrived on the scene, because they know he will make them look far less than dominant…”
eD – “You cannot just dismiss these guys Travis! Your ego is getting the better of you again, Craig said this was serious, I didn’t believe him. I too thought after watching you beat Brandon Brown that ‘The Headliner’ was back to his best…but you’ve proven you have learnt nothing! I should never have gone to New York…Craig was right, you do need to be watched.
Are you aware that Komosube arrived late to the Arena, and was unprepared for his match with Dylan James? Has it slipped your mind that Brandon Brown is more focused on his upcoming match at Guerrilla Warfare and came into your match having been repeatedly stabbed in his leg with a screwdriver in the week preceding your match? You cannot look at the results on Saturday and assume you can party for most of the week and be ready!
Komosube is in one hell of a mood, he is looking to make an example of you, to establish himself as a true competitor…he may well have underestimated you…but you have certainly underestimated him. And what about Aragato? He’ll be ringside, and he’s a dangerous mofo at the best of times…and he too is irritable to say the least…you needed to be on your ‘A-Game’ this week Travis…”
Travis – “How long have you known Travis Roberts? ‘The Blessed One’ always rises above the rest, Brandon Brown felt that last week…injured leg or not, it was clear he would have been defeated by ‘The Headliner’. This week Travis Roberts vs Komosube headlines Sentinel, is this because there is a strong Japanese Viewership on a Saturday night? Or is it because the executives at the network and in GIW have realised it’s time to give ‘The Blessed One’ the exposure he deserved right from the start? Sure the Team of Hiroshima are formidable looking enough, and that’s enough to get 80% of the viewers to believe this would be a fair fight…but anyone with any knowledge of our sport, knows that Travis Roberts is far superior, and that this is a mismatch…
Seriously, ‘The Headliner’ could take on both members of Hiroshima and he’d still end up victorious without breaking a sweat, hell you could throw in that monkey Sean Jensen as well, and it’d still be a cake walk for ‘The Blessed One’. ‘The TWISTeD Icon’ has enough clarity to see what is happening, the powers that be are reintroducing ‘The Blessed One’ to the upper card, because they need the fans to get used to it, as ‘The Blessed One’ is obviously destined for greater things in Global Impact Wrestling , and that is clear to see to anyone with even the smallest knowledge of the industry.
You say that ‘The Headliner’ has not prepared enough? Travis Roberts will remind you that he was born prepared, ‘The Blessed One’ is not merely another alias coined by some smart ass commentator, it is simply a statement of pure fact. Just as the sun is hot, Travis Roberts is blessed. The folks in Global impact Wrestling have taken their sweet time in coming to that realisation…but now they seem to have rectified that, and the future of GIW, is truly, ‘Blessed’.
‘The Headliner’ is tired of your melodramatic ranting, and your eternal buzz kill, so if you would kindly go and do what Travis Roberts pays you for and get out of ‘The Blessed Ones’ house and make ‘The Headliner’ some money…”
[eD just shakes his head and turns to head out, as he starts to move Travis has one final thing to say]
Travis – “Take the damn Llama’s with you…the Penguins and Badgers can stay though…they aren’t spitting on ‘The Headliners’ guests”
[eD starts to form his mouth into the beginnings of a protest, but thinks better of it, shakes his head for what feels like the millionth time today, and starts heading for the door. He makes no attempt to step over the bodies that litter the room, instead he just climbs across them, with no regard for the guests safety or ability to reproduce. When he finally reaches the outside of the house, he pulls his cell phone from inside his suit, and quickly dials a number, and waits for an answer]
eD – “Craig, it’s eD, you were right, we’ve got a major problem…call me as soon as you get this message!”
[eD hangs up the phone, and looks into the sky, as if pleading for the gods to take him away from it all. After a few moments he obviously decides no-one is going to save him…at this moment his phone rings and he hurriedly answers it, at which point the scene fades to white]
Unlike the last time, the front of the building is crammed full of cars and motorcycles, it seems at least 30 different vehicles have been parked outside. Before we get chance to take a closer looks at the cars, a figure appears at the end of the long drive. As it draws closer, it becomes apparent that it is eD cASe, and once again he is on foot. Global Impact Wrestling’s favourite string less agent is heading to the building.
He seems to be striding with some purpose, and it takes him less than a few minutes to power walk up the drive. His face is fixed in look of steely determination, but being a puppet, the effect is somewhat diminished by the strange movements his body relies on to move, his arms wave from side to side as he picks up speed, and the gait of his legs makes it look like he is sitting on a very small pony.
As he reaches the camera, there is no friendly greeting, no words of warning, just a snap of the head that suggests eD wishes us to follow him. As he turns and see’s the many vehicles parked outside he throws his hands to his head and lets out an audible sigh. eD shakes his head and starts back towards the front door of the house. As he reaches the large double doors, one of them is already ajar…eD lets out yet another sigh and throws the door fully open and strides into the lobby of the mansion.
eD looks around at the scene in front of him. At least 10 people are strewn around the marble floor, a group of people have decided the staircase was the most practical place to take a nap. A man and a woman are staring fixedly at the ceiling, eD follows their gaze, and again sighs as he turns left, and down a corridor filled with yet more people, all in different states of consciousness and undress. He reaches the end of the corridor, and comes to the doors to the room we first met the ‘The Blessed One’ within.
As he opens the doors and strides across the threshold, a grey mist comes bellowing out of the room, and within a couple of steps eD cASe has disappeared into the smog ahead. The camera speeds up its pursuit and enters the room, it takes time for the lens to focus, an act disrupted by the fact that since entering the room the cameraman seems to have begun swaying slowly from left to right, and doesn’t seem to be able to hold the camera steady.
When the camera finally does focus, we make out eD stepping over the bodies of many different people involved in pretty much any activity you would imagine you’d want privacy to undertake. The camera is able to pick up his designated target. Around 20 yards away the figure of ‘The Headliner’ can be seen, he is sitting in an armchair, and he seems to be slowly moving his arms around in front of his face. As you get closer you can see in one hand a lighted roll up can be seen, and in the other he has a bottle of Jaegermeister.
eD finally reaches him and stands in front of Travis with both hands firmly routed to where we would imagine his hips are]
eD – “What in the name of all that is TWiSTeD, is going on?”
[Travis looks up, and for a moment a look of confusion crosses his face, then a look of panic takes over, followed by a look of fear, a few moments of hysterical laughter, and then finally he decides upon fixing his face in a somewhat dazed look. He throws his arms wide open and replies…]
Travis – “Little man! Why the heavy tone? This ain’t no time to be ruining anyones trip…it’s all about the good times in this here house!”
eD – “I am serious Travis, what are all these people doing here…in fact who the hell are all these people…”
[Travis lowers his arms and frowns, he then throws himself back into the chair, slumps down and relights his roll up and takes another drag]
Travis – “Why is it,that you seem to be on some kind of TWiSTeD Crusade to drag ‘The Blessed One’ down whenever anything is going his way? It’s always been the same, when ‘The Blessed One’ ever gets a break you always come along with one hell of a bummer…remember when Travis Roberts won the World Wrestling for the TWiSTeD World Championship? You just had to tell me your mother had just passed away…all whilst riding a damn purple rhinocerous…and now you come into ‘The Blessed Ones’ home, with a fleet of incontinent Llama’s, and start asking retarded questions…”
[eD just looks at Travis, rolls his eyes, and takes a seat in the armchair directly opposite to ‘The Blessed One’. He leans forward, sighs, shakes his head again, and takes the sunglasses from Travis’ face and locks eyes with the ‘TWiSTeD Icon”]
eD – “I’m being serious Travis, I expect an explanation right now…we worked so hard refurbishing this place, and now your turning it into a shithole again…why?”
[Travis throws his arms up in protestation, and looks around from side to side, with a picture of disbelief painted on his face]
Travis – “Dude you are the one that brought the Llama’s in…can ‘The Blessed One’ see a badger and a penguin in military uniform as well…if you wanted to keep this place tidy you shouldn’t have bought the inmates of the Los Angeles Petting Zoo with you…this is not a kids party…this is ‘The Headliners’ joint party…a victory celebration to mark the defeat of former Global Heavyweight Champion Brad…Bruce… someone or other….and also a celebration the mark Travis Roberts being back where he belongs…in the Main Event…”
eD – “That party was last Saturday! I left to do some business in New York on Sunday morning before everyone left…these are not the same people who were here 3 days ago…”
Travis – “You been at ‘The Blessed Ones’ stash again little dude? Travis Roberts told you that you cannot handle that shit…what the hell you talking about 3 days? You went to the bathroom only 30 minutes ago…”
eD – “No Travis…I can assure you that I went to New York three days ago! Are you telling me you’ve been strung out since I left, and you still think it’s Sunday?”
Travis – “Dude you are really starting to kill ‘The Blessed Ones’ buzz, you are making Travis paranoid…it’s still Sunday, and Travis Roberts does not appreciate you trying to fuck with ‘The Headliners’ mind…”
eD – ‘Jesus this is worse than that time on ‘the Street’ when Elmo got into the Cookie Monsters secret stash…just wait here, and drink this…”
[eD grabs an unopened can of red bull from a nearby table, and takes the bottle of Jaeger from Travis’ hand, and then turns and runs out of the room at speed. The can of Red Bull he has left in Travis’ hand, is actually a limited edition can, with the Image of Randy Boolzian on the packaging. This seems to be causing some confusion to ‘The Headliner’ in his current state, he claws at the can with his right hand, and a frustrated look comes across his face…(like the one Jensen makes when trying to get ants from inside a log)…almost as if he is trying to ‘free’ BoolZ from his aluminium incarceration. After a few moments, he gives up and merely necks the drink, and then sits looking into the middle distance. Shortly after eD returns, with a paper in his hand…and thrusts it in front of ‘The Blessed Ones’ face]
eD – “See the LA Tribune says in print that today is Wednesday 18th of June…”
Travis – “Are you kidding, ‘The Blessed One’ is in no state to read such small lettering…Ooh! Is that an advert for America’s Funniest House Pets?...it says new episode tonight! In the name of the TWiSteD Forebearers…it is Wednesday, they always show the new episodes on Wednesdays…in fact we should get those Penguins and Badgers on film, we could make a bit of side cash…you know they pay good money, especially if the animals are dressed up, those little Military Uniforms are da bomb by the way...Where did you find someone to make such unique outfits?”
eD – “Travis…do you realise the size of your predicament? Craig told me I can no longer pussy foot about you, he told me you have lost your way. You win one goddamn match, and you spend the next 4 days ‘celebrating’ with a bunch of strangers, undoing everything you earned on Saturday Night. Did you listen to anything Craig said last week…”
Travis – “I saw Craig…?”
[eD lets out an almighty scream (impressive for a figure of his stature) which seems to wake a few people from their comatose states and swipes the roll up from Travis’ hand…and holds it in front of The Blessed One’s face…]
eD – “This…this can be used for good, it can inspire you to think outside of the box, take your consciousness to a higher plane…hell it can even motivate you…but only if you respect it and your body! Look at your hand…LOOK AT IT!”
[Travis raises his hands to his face, and then see’s the scar running down the middle of his palm, fresh, and obviously stll painfull as he cringes at the sight. Suddenly all the colour runs from Travis’ face, and he lowers his head into his hands…]
Travis – “I remember…”
eD – “Then you know you have to reconnect with your TWiSteD Inner Self, you have to learn to respect yourself…”
Travis – “Travis Roberts remembers visiting Craig, and listening to his diatribe…’The Headliner’ remembers the TWiSTeD Intervention…’The Blessed One’ can still feel the shame, and the anger at being put through it. But you know what eD…’The TWiSTeD Icon’ also remembers defeating Brandon Brown, the most resilient man in GIW according to some, on Saturday night, the ‘TWiSTeD High Commander’ reconnected with TWiSTeD, that night. in that very ring…and now thanks be to TWiSTeD, Travis Roberts is yet again top of the card. There are no more lessons for “The Blessed One” to undertake…he just needed a reminder course, that is all…”
eD – “Then what the hell is all this, you’ve left it far too late to prepare adequately for your match with Komosube on Saturday. You have shown he, nor the force that is Global Domination any TWiSTeD respect with your actions…”
Travis – “Chill Out, jeez, you really are a downer you know that? Are you forgetting what ‘The Blessed One’ is capable of? Why would Travis Roberts fear a man that despite his immense size and skills could not dispatch of some straight edge, trailer park, genetically challenged reject? He couldn’t beat the world’s finest example of why Darwins ‘Survival of the Fittest’ theory may be flawed. ‘The Blessed One’ on the other hand dispensed with the former GIW Champion with relative ease. As for Global Domination…they do not worry ‘The Blessed One’, they’ve been ducking Travis Roberts ever since he arrived on the scene, because they know he will make them look far less than dominant…”
eD – “You cannot just dismiss these guys Travis! Your ego is getting the better of you again, Craig said this was serious, I didn’t believe him. I too thought after watching you beat Brandon Brown that ‘The Headliner’ was back to his best…but you’ve proven you have learnt nothing! I should never have gone to New York…Craig was right, you do need to be watched.
Are you aware that Komosube arrived late to the Arena, and was unprepared for his match with Dylan James? Has it slipped your mind that Brandon Brown is more focused on his upcoming match at Guerrilla Warfare and came into your match having been repeatedly stabbed in his leg with a screwdriver in the week preceding your match? You cannot look at the results on Saturday and assume you can party for most of the week and be ready!
Komosube is in one hell of a mood, he is looking to make an example of you, to establish himself as a true competitor…he may well have underestimated you…but you have certainly underestimated him. And what about Aragato? He’ll be ringside, and he’s a dangerous mofo at the best of times…and he too is irritable to say the least…you needed to be on your ‘A-Game’ this week Travis…”
Travis – “How long have you known Travis Roberts? ‘The Blessed One’ always rises above the rest, Brandon Brown felt that last week…injured leg or not, it was clear he would have been defeated by ‘The Headliner’. This week Travis Roberts vs Komosube headlines Sentinel, is this because there is a strong Japanese Viewership on a Saturday night? Or is it because the executives at the network and in GIW have realised it’s time to give ‘The Blessed One’ the exposure he deserved right from the start? Sure the Team of Hiroshima are formidable looking enough, and that’s enough to get 80% of the viewers to believe this would be a fair fight…but anyone with any knowledge of our sport, knows that Travis Roberts is far superior, and that this is a mismatch…
Seriously, ‘The Headliner’ could take on both members of Hiroshima and he’d still end up victorious without breaking a sweat, hell you could throw in that monkey Sean Jensen as well, and it’d still be a cake walk for ‘The Blessed One’. ‘The TWISTeD Icon’ has enough clarity to see what is happening, the powers that be are reintroducing ‘The Blessed One’ to the upper card, because they need the fans to get used to it, as ‘The Blessed One’ is obviously destined for greater things in Global Impact Wrestling , and that is clear to see to anyone with even the smallest knowledge of the industry.
You say that ‘The Headliner’ has not prepared enough? Travis Roberts will remind you that he was born prepared, ‘The Blessed One’ is not merely another alias coined by some smart ass commentator, it is simply a statement of pure fact. Just as the sun is hot, Travis Roberts is blessed. The folks in Global impact Wrestling have taken their sweet time in coming to that realisation…but now they seem to have rectified that, and the future of GIW, is truly, ‘Blessed’.
‘The Headliner’ is tired of your melodramatic ranting, and your eternal buzz kill, so if you would kindly go and do what Travis Roberts pays you for and get out of ‘The Blessed Ones’ house and make ‘The Headliner’ some money…”
[eD just shakes his head and turns to head out, as he starts to move Travis has one final thing to say]
Travis – “Take the damn Llama’s with you…the Penguins and Badgers can stay though…they aren’t spitting on ‘The Headliners’ guests”
[eD starts to form his mouth into the beginnings of a protest, but thinks better of it, shakes his head for what feels like the millionth time today, and starts heading for the door. He makes no attempt to step over the bodies that litter the room, instead he just climbs across them, with no regard for the guests safety or ability to reproduce. When he finally reaches the outside of the house, he pulls his cell phone from inside his suit, and quickly dials a number, and waits for an answer]
eD – “Craig, it’s eD, you were right, we’ve got a major problem…call me as soon as you get this message!”
[eD hangs up the phone, and looks into the sky, as if pleading for the gods to take him away from it all. After a few moments he obviously decides no-one is going to save him…at this moment his phone rings and he hurriedly answers it, at which point the scene fades to white]
