Synergy #35 Results - April 18th, 2011 (Delayed)

[T-Robosaurus Rex]

Vinegar: Welcome to this weeks, Cyclone Booked, Edition of Synergy, lets get straight to the action!

Dennis: In our first bout of the evening, introducing first, he is RICO RODRIGUEZ!!

Jay: That makes no sense. He’s already in the ring.

Dennis: And his opponent, hailing from Hartford, Connecticut.. ‘Lord’ DONOVAN HAAAAAAAAAAASTINGS!!

‘Ripper’ by Chinchilla hits the PA speakers as the ‘Lord’ himself walks out onto the ramp towards the ring. He pauses at the top of the ramp and opens his arms, looking to the sky. He continues down the ramp and climbs into the ring. He takes off his cloak and hangs it off the turnbuckle.

Vinegar: For the 2nd week in a row, it is Donovan Hastings against a member of the Dragon Cave Academy.

Leiberjosch: And once again, his opponent enters the ring before the show even starts. Should be a ‘slobber knocker’.

The two men circle around as the bell rings. Donovan smiles and steps towards Rico who quickly sidesteps and rolls out of Donny’s reach. Rico turns back towards Donny and the two circle about. Donovan moves forward again and Rico slides between his legs and kicks him in the hamstring. Donny lets out a short welp of pain as Rico puts him in a side headlock. He immediately gets shoved off into the ropes and his knocked down by a shoulder block. Donny goes for an elbow drop but Rico rolls out of the way and kips up to his feet and the two men have a stand off.

Vinegar: Seems like Donovan underestimated his opponent once again.

Donny charges back at Rico with a kick to the stomach and drops the little man to his knees. Donovan grabs the little fella and lifts him to his feet before whipping him at the ropes. Rico takes flight and rebounds off the middle rope, nailing Donny with an armdrag. Hastings rolls through to his feet and gets down by another armdrag. Donny slides out of the ring and pounds his hand on the mat.

Jay: And the Flying Ninja is about to take flight.

Leiberjosch: Woohoo...

Rico flies towards the ropes and Donny moves but Rico holds onto the ropes, landing on the apron. He jumps toward Donny from the apron, taking him down with a crossbody. Rico pumps his hand into the air as the crowd cheers him on. He rolls back into the ring. Donny collects himself and rolls back in as well. Rico steps forward and irish whips him towards the corner. The Ant follows him in with a cross body, landing on the outside of the 2nd rope. He springboards back in and launches Donny with a monkey flip.

Jay: The Lord Ninja is being overtaken by the speed of Rico.

The Flying Ant runs forward into a senton then rolls over into a pin.

1..

Donovan shoves Rico off but is immediately rolled into a La Magistral cradle.

1..

2..

Donny kicks out again and gets on his knees. Rico charges in but gets pie-faced by Hastings. He charges again, only to be hit by a modified powerslam.

1..

2..

Rico kicks out and but has no time to run as Donovan grabs him by the waist of his tights and lifts him to his feet, only to pull him into an STO. Hastings stands up and grabs Rico by the back of the head, lifting him up once again and hip tossing him into the turnbuckle. Rico is caught in a tree of woe and Donny rains down some stomps to his trapped opponent. Donovan turns around and taunts to the fans but unbeknownst to him, Rico has untrapped himself and has scaled to the top turnbuckle. As Donny turns around he gets nailed with a flying dropkick. He pumps him arms again, getting fired up as Donny slowly gets to his feet. The Flying Ant runs at Donny with a crossbody but gets caught and nailed with a fall away slam, knocking him from the ring.

Vinegar: Did you hear the impact of that move?

Jay: Unless you’re deaf, everyone heard it.

Rico uses the ring apron to get to his feet. Donny reaches through the ropes and grabs for Rico. He gets a chop to the throat for his troubles and recoils into the ring. Rico climbs onto the apron as Donny clutches at his throat. The Flying Ant springs to the top rope and aims straight for Hastings with a somersault plancha. Donny jumps into the air, catching Rico..

Vinegar: Oh God! He’s broken in half.

..in a over the shoulder backbreaker. Rico bounces off from the impact and Donny sits on his knees and smiles. The Flying Ant holds his back as Hastings gets back to his feet and swiftly kicks his opponent in the back. He lifts Rico to his feet and knees him in the gut, followed by a club to the back. He lifts him up again and whips him into the ropes. Hastings goes for a big boot but Rico bridges underneath the bigger mans leg and rolls backward to nail him with a modified Pele kick.

Leiberjosch: No ninja comment, Jay?

Vinegar: You can’t make a comment if your jaw is on the floor.

Hastings is stunned momentarily but charges forward with a clothesline only to fall into a drop toe hold followed by a side headlock. Donny works his way to his feet and goes for a belly-to-back suplex. Rico backflips out of it and rolls Donny into a school boy.

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2..

Hastings kicks out and is pulled to his feet by Rico who runs and springs off the ropes with a flying clothesline. Donny catches The Flying Ant and brings him down with Uranage before clamping in the Hands of Fate.

Vinegar: It could be over folks.

Rico tries to fight out of it. He knees Donny a few times in the back of the head until Hastings plants his feet and bridges his back, wrenching Rico’s neck even more and The Flying Ant TAPS OUT!!

Dennis: Ladies and Gentlemen, your winner by Submission.. DONOVAN HASTINGS!!

[T-Robosaurus Rex]

Vinegar: It's time for the Chaos Title to be defended in a Three Way Elimination Table Match, a showcase of some of the things we could expect in a few weeks time at No Holds Barred.

Lieberjosch: And a showcase of one thing we see on a consistent basis...Medos blowing his shot.

Vinegar: He's got this far, he may well take this opportunity, a Three Way Elimination Table Match is almost impossible to predict given the many variables on display.

Lieberjosch: Look, the winner will be the person who manages not to fall through a table, it's pretty straightforward really, and I'm pretty sure Medos will be feeling splinters against his skin.

Vinegar: So who do you fancy for this one?

Lieberjosch: Either Zeke or Tacker, obviously.

Covert Jay: that was kinda obvious Nick, it's a process of elimination.

Dennis: Ladies and Gentlemen the next match is for the UGWC Chaos Championship and is a Three Way Elimination Table Match!

'Violence Fetish'

Dennis: Introducing first, with no recorded place of abode apart from John Russo's couch, KKKKKKYYYYYYYLLLLLEEEEEE TTTTTTAAAACCCCCKKKKEEEERRRR!!!!

Vinegar: Tacker was an impressive opportunist last week, and that's what got him to this Title Match. We've seen he is a tough and violent man in the past, but he has always struggled, in UGWC at least, to take his chances. Last week he managed to do just that, and he is one match away from being the Chaos Champion.

Lieberjosch: Winning last week's match was nothing, it was hardly the cream of the crop in this company, was it? For a start the other winner was Medos so it can't have been too challenging. The other competitors were two rookies, one of whom has worrying psychological problems, and the other two were Enigma and Cockatoo, who lets be honest couldn't fight their way out of a paper bag without JK helping them....which he is no longer inclined to do.

Vinegar: Back to Kyle Tacker, this is his environment, he's confident walking into this match that he can get the job done, he's probably got more experience of the world of Chaos than any of the others.

'Firefly'

Dennis: Introducing next, from Somerset, England, MMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEDDDDDDOOOOOSSSSS

Lieberjosch: He should probably just throw himself through a table on the way down to the ring and get it over with already, this is not a Number 1 Contenders Match there is something viable at stake, and Medos has no idea what to do in such a situation. He has no experience of winning when it really matters, something both Tacker and Ezekiel Pax can claim to have.

Vinegar: It's never been a case of ability with Medos, he has the skills, he has the ability, he just tends to lack the consistency. It's possible he has begun to believe everything that is said about him, and walks in expecting the loss. Despite his words on Radio Shows and his promos, Medos' main problem may be confidence in himself.

Covert Jay: Hey, just pointing out I am here just have very little to say at this moment.

Vinegar: Good to know, people may have been worried you'd slipped out.

'Before I Forget'

Dennis: Introducing next, The UGWC Chaos Champion, from Los Angeles, California....EEEEZZZZEEEEKKKKIIIIEEEELLLL PPPPPAAAAAXXXXXX!!!

Lieberjosch:now that he's dropped the angel stuff, Ezekiel is growing on me. His record in UGWC speaks for himself, only Tyvola has managed to get any kind of victory over him, and he has pretty much dominated the Chaos Division over the past 6 months or so.

Vinegar: He has been a dominant Champion, but I cannot help but think his mind may be elsewhere. He's gotten himself heavily involved in JK's business, which seems to be spilling over and becoming out of control. He not only has to watch out for his own Enemies, but also those of his protege.

Covert Jay: I hear that relationship is a little strained right now. Maybe JK only wanted supernatural help?

Vinegar: We'll see just how focused he is any moment, as all three men are in the ring, there are numerous tables set up around the ringside, and remember guys, two people will be going through a table today, the one that avoids the woodwork will be the Chaos Champion.

DING!

Vinegar: And this match is underway, and Medos springs into action by running towards the only corner that does not have an enemy, he leaps to the top rope as Ezekiel and Russo advance on one another, and he springs off, and manages to take both men down with a flying double clothesline...

Lieberjosch: Russo immediately rolls out of the ring, as Medos awaits Ezekiel to get to his feet, and as the former Archangel does, he delivers a kick to the face, which puts him back on the ground.

Covert Jay: Tacker slides back in the ring, and he's already grabbed hold of the Chaos Title belt, and he introduces it to the back of Medos' head...

Lieberjosch: Which Medos probably appreciates, as that's the closest he's got to gold in his entire career.

Vinegar: Ezekiel has rolled out to the ring, and has now taken down a table, and he throws it into the ring, and the corner flies directly into the forehead of Kyle Tacker, sending him to the floor, and busting his forehead open.

Covert Jay: It's not a proper Chaos match without a bit of the Crimson.

Lieberjosch: Ezekiel climbing back into the ring and both his opponents are down, so he leans the table in the far corner, and then gets Medos to his feet, and throws him with force towards the table...

Covert Jay: Medos however, manages to run up the table and back flip over the shocked Ezekiel, spins him around and hits him with an Impaler DDT!

Vinegar: Russo is back on his feet now, wiping the blood from his eyes as it pours down his face, and he turns towards Medos and quickly hit's him with a forearm to the head which sends Medos stumbling backwards to the ropes, and then Tacker propel's him over them with a stiff clothesline...

Lieberjosch: Tacker rolls outside and begins to lay the boot into Medos, before lifting him to his feet and throwing him head first into the ring post, and then repeatedly slams Medos' skull against the unprotected steel, until the Unified Underdog shares the same crimson mask as Kyle.

Vinegar: Medos can barely keep on his feet, and Zeke is back on his feet, and he shouts to Tacker, who nods and throws Medos on top of a table, and holds him down, as Ezekiel Pax jumps to the top rope...

Covert Jay: SHOOTING STAR PRESS!

Lieberjosch: But at the very last moment, Tacker drags Medos' prone body off the table, and Ezekiel goes crashing through head first!!!

Eliminated: Ezekiel Pax

Vinegar: We will have a NEW Chaos Champion here tonight...

Lieberjosch: Some real quick thinking there by Kyle Tacker, Medos is already in a bad state, and Pax was always going to be the toughest opponent!

Vinegar: I think the fans are in shock, the arena has fallen a little silent after that, and Ezekiel's look of bemusement probably sums up how they are feeling.

Lieberjosch: Tacker does not care, as all he has to do now is finish off Medos, who looks a lot less comfortable with blood running down his face than Kyle. Medos is rolled back in the ring, and Tacker proceeds to throw a number of tables into the ring, each one landing on top of Medos' prone body, covering him from view.

Vinegar: Tacker is not finished though and he goes under the ring and pulls out a wrench, before sliding back into the ring, and standing above the Medos shaped pile of tables...

Covert Jay: WHICH ERUPTS!

Vinegar: Medos biding his time and he uses his legs to push those tables off of him, two fly outwards, catching Tacker's arms causing him to drop the wrench, and the final one, is forced with all of Medos' leg power directly into the face and body of Kyle Tacker, sending the LWF Havok Division veteran flying across the ring and onto his back.

Covert jay: Medos drags himself to his feet, and now picks up the wrench himself, and flies towards Tacker bringing it down towards his head...

Lieberjosch: Riot manages to roll out of the way and onto his knee's...

Vinegar: But that doesn't get him far enough away, as Medos' swings his arm back and catches Tacker on the skull with that wrench, and he falls through the ropes to the arena floor below. Medos holds for a moment, taking a few moments on his knee's to recover and wipe the blood from his brow.

Lieberjosch: Which shows why he never wins when it matters, whilst he is resting Tacker has clawed his way back to his feet, and dragged himself back into the ring without Medos noticing, and when The British Lionheart gets back to his feet, he turns around, straight into....SHUT YOUR MOUTH!

Vinegar: Those brass knuckles sending Medos down to the ground....Tacker then pulls a table up, and set it up....places Medos between his legs and heaves him up for a POWERBOMB!

Covert Jay: NO! REVERSAL...HURICANRANA!!!

Vinegar: MEDOS SENDS TACKER THROUGH THE TABLE!!!

Dennis: Here is your winner, and NEEEEEEW UGWC Chaos Champion......MMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEDDDDDDDDDOOOOOOSSSSSS!!!

Vinegar: He has been waiting a whole career to hear those words, and Medos collapses to his knee's and raises his arms in triumph as years of disappointment and near misses comes to an end here tonight on Synergy!

Lieberjosch: I'm speechless!

Vinegar: Kyle Tacker can only lie in the debris of wood and metal and look towards the arena lights and think what might have been, but Medos has finally overcome all his doubters, and when he gets to his feet he is handed the belt that represents that the British Lionheart is finally a Champion!

Covert Jay: Huttah!

[T-Robosaurus Rex]

*We come in to the back stage area, where we notice Rick Walking down the hallways, his mind fixated on a bag of M&Ms. His mind is so fixated that he isn’t even watching what is in front of him, causing him to literally bump into former UGWC world heavyweight champ, Jet Somers with a fair bit of impact due to the speed he was walking at*

Jet: Hey! Watch it!

Rick: I apologise for that, I’m afraid that peripheral vision is only so good in some instances.

*Jet turns to face Rick with his trademark goofy grin*

Jet: Oh, you’re that Rick Harding fellow, aren’t you?

*Rick nods*

Rick: Correct.

Jet: Sorry, didn’t realise it was you, heh.

Rick: That is quite ok; with all these vendettas against your name, it would seem prudent for you to be in the aggressive man in possible conflict, although the chances of an attack occurring in an open area such as the hallways are only a 3% possibility, your position is quite understandable.

*Jet smirks at Ricks over-explanation*

Jet: Yeah, I guess.

*Rick goes back to eating the M&Ms*

Rick: Still, I must say that your position on JK is quite intriguing. You seem to associate more with the Aussie Rebels rather than the Revolutionaries; however, your stance on JK seems to align more with Enigmas rather than Jasmines or Pauls. Why is that, exactly?

Jet: I know both Jasmine and Paul have utter devotion to JK, but I know he’s been the main driving force between these attacks; I mean, just look at who he’s pitted against Enigma for later tonight. I want to make sure that nothing happens to Paul or Jasmine through JKs actions.

*Rick stares at Jet*

Rick: Although it seems to have already occurred on more than one occasion?

*Jet sighs*

Jet: I’m not going to pretend that I can stop every single incident; but what I can do is make sure he doesn’t pull off massive attacks every day of every week. JK has been incredibly ruthless as of late. I'm also hoping my presence brings a sense of gravity to their acceptance of JK's fall from good sense.

Rick: Speaking of which, there is a 23-25% possibility that JK may appear to attack either myself or you during the match. I propose that we reach a pact that if either one of us is in trouble from outside interference, that the other will go to their aid. Agreed?

*Jet smirks and shakes his hand*

Jet: Agreed. Good luck out there, Rick.

*Rick continues eating as he walks out to the entrance ramp*

[T-Robosaurus Rex]

Vinegar: Rolling on here on Synergy, next up we have Cooperative action!

“Bulls on Parade” hits, and Alan Fernandez and Phrixus Deimos emerge from backstage, with Deimos methodically walking to the ring as Fernandez circles him, shouting at the crowd and waving around the Mallet of Doom ™.

Dennis: The following three on two handicap match is scheduled for one fall! Introducing first, Alan Fernandez and Phrixus Deimos, FREAK SHOW CENTRAL!!!!!

Lieberjosch: One of the most successful teams in the history of the industry, although you still have to wonder just how they accomplished it all.

Covert Jay: Because freaks are cool!

Blue and White lights start flashing as 'Du Hast' blares out of the speakers. Rick Harding casually walks out towards the end of the verse, and looks out at the crowd. As the drums kick in once more to signal the beginning of the second verse, he begins to make a beeline directly for the ring, occasionally slapping a few hands, but never taking his sight off of the ring. He slides in and raises an arm.

Dennis: And their cooperative partner, RICK HARRRRDINNGGGG!!!!

Vinegar: It’s been awhile since we’ve seen Rick Harding.

Covert Jay: We just saw him backstage talking to Jet.

Vinegar: I meant saw him as a part of in-ring action.

Lieberjosch: It just goes to show how far Jet Somers has fallen over the past few months that now he is willingly associating himself with bottom-feeders like Harding.

“X Gon Give It To Ya” hits, and Chris Peterson walks out onto the top of the ramp. He raises his arms above his head, crossing them into an X, then pointing them out diagonally. He strides down to the ring jogs up the ring steps and climbs in between the top and middle ropes.

Dennis: And their opponents, introducing first, CHRIS PEEEEETERRRSONNNN!!!

Vinegar: We’ve certainly seen some potential early on in the career of this young man, he certainly has the deck stacked against him here tonight.

Lieberjosch: Having to team with Somers?

Vinegar: Well, the two of them against three opponents in a handicap match.

Lieberjosch: Right, I suppose that doesn’t help either.

A silhouette resembling Jet Somers appears in the distance of a darkened hallway, walking toward the screen. A distorted and distant Mark Collie wails: 'In time, your time will be no more...,' and the vertical control suddenly flips out as Nonpoint's "Everybody Down" hits hard and Jet runs out from behind the curtain. He runs to the edge of the stage and pumps his fist in the air a few times. At 'And when I stomp you' Jet sprints down the ramp, slapping hands in the crowd as he goes, running to leap onto the apron of the ring. He grabs the rope with one hand and pumps the other fist in the air on each 'Everybody Down!' chant of the chorus. Jet finally steps in and begins bouncing on the balls of his feet and throwing shadow punches to warm up.

Dennis: And his cooperative partner, the Wild Card, JET SOMMMMERRRRRRSSSS!!!!!

Vinegar: I understand that Somers has been working with young Peterson at the Dragon’s Cave to help prepare him.

Lieberjosch: God save the poor kid’s soul.

DING DING!!

Vinegar: Harding starting the match against Peterson, double-elbow tie-up gets us going, hammerlock applied by Peterson.

Lieberjosch: Countered by Harding, whip off the ropes into a judo toss.

Vinegar: But Peterson counters into a waistlock, German suplex!

Lieberjosch: He rolls them into position for a second, but Harding elbows out of it.

Vinegar: Side headlock by Harding, springboards off the second rope!

Covert Jay: IQ!!!

Vinegar: But Peterson counters it into a double leg takedown, now looking for a single leg crab!

Lieberjosch: And clearly young Peterson arrived at the Dragon’s Cave with some knowledge already in place, displayed by his abilities in this match.

Vinegar: Harding manages to kick Peterson away with his free leg, and he rolls to the corner and makes a tag to Alan Fernandez!

Covert Jay: The Innovator of Offense rushing into the ring, goes to whip Peterson, but snaps him right back into the Panda Buster!

Vinegar: Cover!




ONE!!!




TWO!!!




Vinegar: Peterson kicks out!

Lieberjosch: And Fernandez pops to his feet, spins and knocks Somers off the apron with a forearm!

Vinegar: Referee Sam Green admonishing Fernandez there, but Fernandez ignores him, pulls Peterson to his team’s corner, chop to the chest, and a tag to Deimos.

Lieberjosch: They’re isolating Chris Peterson from his partner, smart strategy.

Vinegar: Deimos takes Peterson out of the corner, whips him into a belly to belly suplex!

Lieberjosch: But Peterson plants his feet, counters into a T-Bone!

Vinegar: Deimos floats over it, behind Peterson!

Covert Jay: NUMBING!!!

Vinegar: Deimos glaring at Somers as he is climbing back to the apron, and Deimos pushes Peterson onto his chest!

Covert Jay: MILLENIAL DECAY!!!

Vinegar: Peterson struggling in that submission maneuver!

Lieberjosch: Look up at the stage!

Vinegar: Donovan Hastings has come out from backstage, taking his time coming down the ramp though, perhaps coming to watch this kid suffer up close.

Lieberjosch: He’s just here to look out for the best interests of Owen’s grandson, I assure you.

Vinegar: Hastings coming around the ring towards us, meanwhile Peterson is stretching out, he grabs hold of the ropes!

Lieberjosch: My Lord!

Hastings: Gentlemen.

Vinegar: We’re joined now by the 2-time former World Heavyweight Champion on commentary, welcome, I suppose.

Hastings: Appalling, isn’t it?

Lieberjosch: Of course not, we’re honored by your presence.

Hastings: I meant the pitiful training that Christopher clearly has received at the Dragon’s Cave.

Lieberjosch: I just got through saying that.

Vinegar: Deimos pulls Peterson away from the ropes, goes to put him back into the hold, but Peterson elbows him away!

Lieberjosch: And he dives and makes a tag to Somers!

Vinegar: Somers rushes into the ring, here comes Fernandez too, right hands to Fernandez, now to Deimos!

Covert Jay: KAO LOI!

Vinegar: Knocks Fernandez down, Harding comes off the top rope!

Covert Jay: Leaps right into the Final Wound!

Vinegar: Somers is on fire!

Hastings: I think perhaps you’re confusing him with Kiseragi.

Vinegar: Somers matrixes under a Deimos clothesline, knocks him down with a spinning back fist!

Hastings: Of course, you’d have to AUGH!!!!

Lieberjosch: What are you doing!?!?!?!

Vinegar: Chris Peterson had rolled to ringside, and he just leapt across our announce table, tackling Hastings to the ground!

Lieberjosch: Somebody stop him!

Vinegar: You go right ahead!

Lieberjosch: Somebody else stop him!

Vinegar: Somers is distracted by it, Harding has him!

Covert Jay: But Crazy Opie takes him down with a leg sweep!

Lieberjosch: Not the JETSTREAMER!!!!

Vinegar: But the Freaks are back up, Fernandez whips Somers across the ring!

Covert Jay: RIGHT INTO THE SPEARFISH!!!!

Vinegar: Deimos is the legal man, he covers Somers!




ONE!!!




TWO!!!




THREE!!!!




Dennis: Here are your winners, Rick Harding and FREAK SHOW CENTRALLL!!!!

Vinegar: Deimos gets the win for his team, but the real story is the attack that continues right here next to us!

Lieberjosch: Get off him, you fool! You cost your team the match!

Vinegar: Sam Green and timekeeper Claude de Rhombus finally pulling Peterson away, Brian Chartreuse and Glenn Burke down here as well, managing to separate them, as things continue to intensify!

Lieberjosch: Get him out of here!

Vinegar: Don’t go away, we’ve got plenty more still to come!

[T-Robosaurus Rex]

Vinegar: We continue on here on Synergy, with a Fatal Fourway!

"The Fear" hits the PA system as Jasmine comes out to the entrance way followed by Paul Cockatoo and does her usual "kiss blow.” She continues to skip down towards the ring, waving at the fans, giving hugs to kids who want one. She slides into the ring and climbs up onto the turnbuckle and strikes a pose for the crowd.

Dennis: The following contest is scheduled for one fall! Introducing first, being accompanied by Paul Cockatoo, JASMINE ALEXANDRA KIIIINNNNNGGGGGGG!!!!!!

Covert Jay: My card here says she is supposed to be accompanied by the Cyclone, too.

Lieberjosch: He’s probably still trying to get out of his car.

'Sheena is a punk rocker' by the Ramones blares out of the speakers as Sheena comes out in whatever punk costume it is that she is wearing.

Dennis: Introducing next, the Punk Chick, SHEENA RAMOOOOOONEE!

Vinegar: Some different faces in the ring this week, we have guest booker JK to thank for that.

Lieberjosch: Or blame.

“Haunted” begins to play, and Calypso crawls out from backstage onto the stage, before standing and coming down the ramp.

Dennis: And their opponent, the Mistress of Pain, CALYPSO DESSSSSSSSMONAA!!!

Vinegar: Calypso was surprisingly quiet this week, normally she is quite outspoken whenever she is slated to cross paths with Montgomery, the fourth participant in this match.

Lieberjosch: Maybe she didn’t realize she had a match until she got to the arena tonight.

'What You Want' slinks into existence as all the arena lighting turns purple and pink as what we want walks out atop the entrance way. The gorgeous Gabrielle in her hue of caramel smirks as she gazes out over all the UGWC fans and tussles her hair over her shoulders before sauntering down too the ring while holding her hands delicately aloft beside herself.

Dennis: And their opponent, being accompanied by Duncan Ryder, representing the Human Resources Department, the Caramel Coated Goddess, GABRIELLE MONTGOMMMMMMERRYY!!!!

Vinegar: Montgomery coming down the ramp now to ringside, where she-

Lieberjosch: NO!!! You do NOT interrupt Gabby’s entrance like that!

Vinegar: Desmona just vaulted the ropes for a splash on Montgomery at ringside, meanwhile Ramone and King now brawling in the ring, Brian Chartreuse calls for the bell!

DING DING!!!

Vinegar: Desmona pulls Montgomery up at ringside, looking to whip her into the steps!

Lieberjosch: But Gabby reverses it, and Calypso crashes into the steel!

Vinegar: In the ring, King ducks under a clothesline, whips Ramone off the ropes.

Covert Jay: But she comes back with a ninjastic punk reverse hurricarana, right into a pinning predicament!




ONE!!!




TWO!!!




Vinegar: King kicks out!

Lieberjosch: And Ramone pops right up into Gabby!

Covert Jay: GaBuster!

Vinegar: But King is on her feet and takes Montgomery down with a side suplex!

Covert Jay: And Paul Cockatoo celebrates with an arm drum on the outside, playing to the crowd!

Lieberjosch: But Duncan Ryder is having none of it, he blindsides Cockatoo and hurls him right into the crowd!

Vinegar: It distracts King for a moment, meanwhile Montgomery has gotten right to her feet, she grabs King and twists her into a hammerlock!

Covert Jay: Decadent DDT!!!

Lieberjosch: The truth is that none of these women belong in a ring with Gabrielle! This is a woman who once stood toe-to-toe with the likes of Travis Roberts and took him to his limit!

Vinegar: Desmona in the ring, charges at Montgomery!

Lieberjosch: But she backdrops Desmona with ease to the outside!

Vinegar: Ramone getting to her feet, Montgomery with a kick to the chest!

Lieberjosch: 34DD DDT!!!!

Vinegar: A cover!




ONE!!!




TWO!!!




THREE!!!




Dennis: Here is your winner, GABRIELLE MONTGOMMMMERRRYYY!!!!

Vinegar: Montgomery wins!

Lieberjosch: Hardly shocking, really. As I said, none of them can hold a candle to her.

Vinegar: We’ve still got plenty of action still to come, don’t go anywhere!

[T-Robosaurus Rex]

We open to a shot of the labyrinth halls of the inner sanctum of the UGWC Arena. We open on a shot of the very broad shoulders of the current Number One Contender Tyvola as he shuts a heavy wooden door as gently as the Cro-Magnon Colossus could. He turns to face the camera and begins walking away.

...

Tyvola: Yeah. His pathetic summons have nothing on the real thing...

The cameras show him stop suddenly. Our view shifts to the far end of the hall to see Travis Pierce, Robert Ooley, and Todd turn the corner and come face to face with just a couple dozen feet between them and the Nightmare from Nowhere.

Camera A shows Tyvola squint. Camera B zooms in on confident gaze of the Champion. Camera A captures Tyvola slowly allowing his tongue to peek from behind his beard. Camera B catches Pierce raise an eyebrow. Camera A displays the maniacal grin from the challenger. Camera B explodes with action as first Pierce's eyes widen and then he hits the dirt. Todd is knocked back a good two feet as the pungent brown matter splats across his chest.

Todd: What the hell?

Ooley: Is that shit?

Todd: He threw poo at me!

Pierce: I think he was throwing poop at me.

Camera A snags Tyvola's last words as he walks away during the distraction.

Tyvola: HA! Dookie toss.

Back on Camera B and the trio continue down the hall that's now clear.

Ooley: You better do something about him, Pierce.

Pierce: Can I borrow Louis again?

Reaching the door.

Ooley: You gonna her this time?

Pierce: Ah...

Ooley: Ah.

They've reached the door Tyvola had just closed. Neither man is in enough of a hurry to open it themselves.

Ooley: Toss.

Looking green around the gills Todd is struggling to remove his shirt without getting any of the fecal matter on his skin.

Todd: That son of a bitch has pissed and shit on me now.

Ooley: Open the door Toss.

Todd: I'm not sure I want to.

Pierce: Open the door. It'll be fun. I promise.

Reluctantly Todd reaches out slowly. He looks over to Ooley who simply uses Louis to gesture that Todd should get on with the show. Pierce positions himself behind the bat wielded director of the Human Resources Department as Todd turns the knob and pushes the door open.

Camera A cuts in to show the dazed slowly regaining consciousness missing Silverback Gorilla Dul regaining his bearings as he sits up on Ooley's desk. Todd freezes while Pierce stretches his neck to see over Ooley's shoulder. Ol' Bob can't do anything but hang his head.

Ooley: Shut the door Toss!

And his assistant does as Dul rolls off the table and lets out a barbaric howl.

Ooley: Better do something about that man, Champ.

And we move to the hard camera at ringside for the introductions to the next match.

[T-Robosaurus Rex]

Vinegar: Our next match is a Triple Threat featuring our World Champion..

Lieberjosch: ..in a match that completely under uses his talents.

Dennis: Introducing first, I have no clue where he’s from, he is.. N-B-KAYYYYYYY!!

‘How to Make a Monster’ by Rob Zombie plays as NBK stalks to the ring and rolls in.

Jay: That was generic.

Dennis: His first opponent, hailing from the Sunshine State, Queensland, Australia..

Jay: That was cute.

Dennis: ..he is ‘The Drover’ Ethan KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING!!

"The Diamontina Drover" comes through the speakers to a generous pop from the audience as Ethan enters from backstage in a Holden Ute. He stops at the top of the ramp and exits the ute before he looks out to the audience, raises his arms causing a shower of red sparks to fall behind him. He continues to walk down to the ring, interacting with some of the fans in the front row. Once he gets to the ring apron, he slides in and poses for the audience on the turnbuckle, then proceeds to do the same on the bottom left turnbuckle before hopping down and awaiting the start of the match.

Dennis: Introducing the final entrant in this match, he is the Host of Piercing Truth and YOUR World Heavyweight Champion, TRAVIS PIERCE!!

“You Know My Name” hits as the stage explodes, and as the music softens Travis Pierce emerges from backstage and comes down the ramp.

Vinegar: No titles are on the line in this match and it’s underway.

The three men stand their ground in the ring. The two heels charge at the taller man of the group but Ethan greets NBK with a forearm and grabs Travis by the back of the head, tossing him over the top rope. Ethan turns back toward NBK only to receive a kick to the gut and a knee-lift. Travis is still on the apron and he grabs a hold of King’s hair, allowing NBK to deliver a few shots to his gut. NBK steps back and charges at King, the Drover ducks and NBK takes out Pierce.

Vinegar: This short alliance between NBK and Travis isn’t working out too well.

Travis falls from the apron and lands on his feet. He slides back into the ring and clubs NBK while his attention is on King. As NBK stumbles forward, Drover hits a big boot on him while Pierce takes out his legs. Travis wastes no time and punches King in the gut then gets to his feet. He jumps up for ‘The Truth Hurts’ but King pushes him away in mid-air.

Jay: Little bit of ninja-nuity by the large fella.
Leiberjosch: I hate you.

King grabs Travis by his hair and pulls him up to his feet. Pierce pulls away, and kicks Tacker in the knee before dropping him in a DDT. He goes for the pin but doesn’t even get a 1 count before NBK pulls him off. He drags Travis towards the middle of the ring and jumps on his back.

Vinegar: Could be 'Releasing the Screams’.

NBK reaches under Travis’ neck but is unable to wrench it in. Travis pulls out NBK’s leg and rolls to the side and bridges into a pin.

1..

2..

King drops on elbow on Travis’ ribs, breaking up the pin. Drover grabs Travis by his neck and, lifts him upward and tosses him into the turnbuckle. He charges in with a shoulder block, knocking the wind out of Pierce. He steps back and charges in again, pinning Travis into the corner. As King steps back again, he raises his arms upward.

Jay: Whiplash time, boys and girls!

Drover charges back in but NBK grabs his leg, tripping him up. Pierce climbs the turnbuckle during the distraction and takes down King with a missile dropkick. NBK runs at Travis with a clothesline but Pierce ducks and dumps NBK over the top rope. Travis scales the ropes again.

Vinegar: Looks like the 'Piercing Blow’.

Travis flies off the top and nails his flying elbow drop. He goes for the cover.

1..

2..

NBK slides back into the ring in time to break up the count. He grabs Travis by the back of his pants and nails a club to his head. NBK goes for the pin on King.

1..

2..

It’s Pierce’s turn as he pulls NBK off and hits a sleeper slam. He lifts NBK up and irish whips him into the ropes, hitting a back body drop. As NBK lands, he rolls through to his feet and turns back to face Travis. King and Travis are side by side and NBK attempts to clothesline both men but they duck simultaneously. As NBK turns back around he gets hit with a double kick to the gut, followed by a double suplex. The two men lift NBK back to his feet and toss him out of the ring and to the floor. Pierce wastes no time and goes for a school boy on King.

1..

2..

King kicks out and gets to his feet, chopping Travis in the throat before T-Bone suplexing him into the center of the ring. He lifts Pierce to his feet and irish whips him hard into the corner. Travis stumbles out as King charges forward with the Bull Rush. Travis sidesteps King, launching face-first into the middle turnbuckle. He stumbles backward into a dragon suplex by Pierce who bridges into a pin.

1..

2..

King powers out and gets on his hands and knees just in time for Pierce to go for another pin with a Oklahoma Roll.

1..

Drover powers out again and shoves Pierce away as he goes for another takedown. King gets to his feet and ducks a clothesline while hooking his arm and goes for the Death Adder. Pierce twists in mid-air and comes down behind King. He hooks Kings arms drops down into the Breakdown. He rolls Drover over and goes for the pin.

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2..

NBK breaks up the pin.

Vinegar: NBK keeping this match alive.

Travis and NBK trade punches back and forth. Pierce ducks and grabs the front of NBK’s tights and pulls him throat-first onto the middle rope. Travis runs off the opposite ropes and jumps into the air. NBK moves out of the way and Travis goes through ropes but lands on his feet. NBK turns around and King charges at him with the Steer Horns. NBK lowers his head and blasts King with Rumour Has It. NBK holds onto King and goes for the pin.

1..

2..

Travis slides into the ring but not fast enough.

3..

Dennis: And your winner is.. Natural Born KIIIIIIILLLLERRRRRR!!

Vinegar: Another unexpected win here tonight on Synergy, lets see what the Main Event holds for us!

[T-Robosaurus Rex]

Vinegar: It's time for tonight's Main Event...

Lieberjosch: Also known as the Curious and Unfortunate Incident of the Unprepared Aussie and the Unfathomable and Destructive Jackal of Jwar Isle. This is going to be a massacre, plain and simple. It's probably the smartest thing JK has ever done, Enigma is not going to be a problem for much longer after this match, I doubt they'll be much left of him.

'In The Veins of Death Valley'

Dennis: The next match is our Main Event of the Evening,and will be scheduled for one fall, introducing the Special Guest Referee for this match......JJJJJJJJJJJAAAAAAAAAYYYYY KKKKKAAAAAAAYYYY!!!

Vinegar: Enigma really has everything stacked against him tonight...

Lieberjosch: I'm sure JK is going to call it right down the line, I mean even if he wanted to favour Tyvola, he won't have much choice as this will be as one sided as they come.

'Come Together'

Dennis: introducing first, from Jwar Isle, TTTTTTYYYYYYYYVVVVVVOOOOOLLLLAAAA!!!

Vinegar: Tyvola making his way to the ring, and he is looking what I would imagine for him is suspiciously at JK...

Lieberjosch: I'm not sure he's so happy about JK trying to use him as a tool, there is a small possibility this could all backfire on the Ambitious Aussie.

Vinegar: I think Tyvola is in the mood to rip people limb from limb today, so if I were JK I'd keep out of his way as much as I could.

'Given To Fly'

Dennis: And his opponent, from Brisbane, Australia....EEEEEEEENNNNNNIIIIIIIGGGGGMMMMAAAA!!!

Vinegar: Enigma explodes onto the stage, and he is clearly full of energy, greeting his fans with enthusiasm...

Lieberjosch: He's probably making the most out of his current ability to actually move.

Vinegar: if you think the match is that one sided, surely you have some respect for Enigma for at least facing such an opponent.

Lieberjosch: Would you have respect for someone who got their head bitten off by a shark because their friend dared them to place it between it's jaws? This is the same level of stupidity.

Vinegar: He's not scared...

Lieberjosch: He (Proboard's Censored Word) should be!

Vinegar: Well he's not as he squares up to Tyvola, looking up into that beard...and JK calls for the bell.

DING!

Vinegar: Enigma runs the ropes, and then just bounces off Tyvola as he attempts a running shoulder block, and then tries again with a spinning heel kick, which strikes Ty in the face, but JoJi just smiles a little...

Lieberjosch: And Ty bores of this, everyone knows he's big, why bother with the display of allowing Enigma to bounce of him, and he reaches down picks up Enigma, and grabs him by the throat with both hands before hitting an Sit Out Powerbomb, and Enigma's head bounces up off of the canvas...

Vinegar: Tyvola then scoops him up and throws him over his shoulder and runs for a Running Powerslam....

Covert Jay: But Enigma manages to wriggle out, slide down Tyvola's back and uses the momentum to shoves Tyvola face first into the turnbuckle....

Vinegar; Tyvola is stunned and staggers dazed out of the corner, shaking his head to clear his thoughts, Enigma goes to pounce...but JK trips him on the way and Enigma stumbles to one knee, and turns and looks at his old 'Best Bloke', who just smiles and shrugs...

Lieberjosch: Tyvola comes around, and is surprised by what he see's. He looks from Engima who is getting up, and then to JK and he scowls...

Vinegar: His attention however is refocused when Enigma hits him with a Diamond Cutter and finally brings Ty down to his knee's, and goes for the cover....































1....


Lieberjosch: Kick Out! Enigma couldn't even get the two count.

Vinegar: that was one hell of a slow count, I'm not saying it was a three count, but JK clearly looking to screw Enigma, who gets to his feet and screams for a fair count.

Lieberjosch: Tyvola gets to his feet...MAGUS!!!

Covert Jay: COVER!


1...


2...


Vinegar: No! Tyvola pulls Enigma up and then gets to his feet, clearly insulted by JK's quick count and he towers over UGWC's Cross Hemisphere Champion....

Covert Jay: MISSILE DROPKICK! EZEKIEL!

Lieberjosch: What's he doing here?

Vinegar: He's attacking JK?

Lieberjosch: Right, I'm now officially lost!

Vinegar: Apparently their friendship has hit the rocks...

Covert Jay: Just as Zeke's fists are now hitting JK's face...

Lieberjosch: Tyvola looks on in confusion for a moment, before grabbing Ezekiel and tossing him off JK...and then drags the Aussie up himself....

Vinegar: enigma to his feet, and he sees Ezekiel getting top his knee's and runs towards him....

Covert Jay: SSSSSSHHHHIIIIIINNNNIIIIIIINNNNGGGG WWWWIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIZZZZZAAAARRRRRDDDD!!!

Lieberjosch: Meanwhile JK has managed to knee Tyvola in the unmentionables, and then hit a somersault neckbreaker...

Vinegar: This is Chaos...

'NIGGA 'HOL DAT!'

Vinegar: It's Boss P....

Boss P: DA FUNK DO YO' NIGLETS THINK YO ARE DOIN'....WHAT IN DA NAME OF THE FUNKMEISTER IS DIS CLUSTERBANG? I GUESS DIS IS WHAT YA GET FOR LETTING DA' ANCESTOR OF BRITISH CONVICTS BOOK DA' CARD...

Vinegar: The four men look at Boss P in anticipation, other than Tyvola, who just looks hungry.

Boss P: IF YO NIGGA'S CAN'T HAVE A SIMPLE ONE ON ONE MATCH, DA BOSS IS GONNA HAVE TO ENFORCE SOME CHANGES, FROM DIS MOMENT IT WILL BE DA WINGLESS NIGGA AND DA BEARDED NIGGABEAST VERSUS DA TWO AUSSIE NIGGERINA'S IN A....

Vinegar: Boss P is waddling with all his speed to the other exit on the stage...why?

Lieberjosch: That's why...

Covert Jay: DUL!

Vinegar: The Silver Back has escaped, and seems to be curious about Boss P and he chases him off stage...before Boss P can officially change this match...

Lieberjosch: Tyvola does not care, and he quickly gives a big boot to the man who would be his partner, Ezekiel, sending him out of the ring, and then turns his attention to Enigma, and Gorilla Presses him onto the rising Ezekiel outside...

Vinegar: JK comes at Ty, who catches him with a boot to the gut....sugaM to the outside...and JK lands on top of Enigma and Ezekiel...

Lieberjosch: And Tyvola has cleared the ring, with dominance...

Vinegar: Wait....

Covert jay: Pierce and the Thames Valley Hit Squad have emerged from the crowd, and slid into the ring, and all three men pile onto Tyvola....

Vinegar: I think we can officially say this match has come to an end...on the outside Ezekiel has started trading punches with JK, until Enigma intercedes with a bulldog driving Zeke's face into the floor...

Lieberjosch: In the ring, The TVHS are struggling to keep Tyvola on the floor, as Pierce jumps from the top rope...but they ultimately fail, and Tyvola breaks free rolling away and causing the World Champions knee's to slam into the canvas.

Vinegar: Outside JK has got the advantage over enigma, and executes a vertical Suplex, dropping Enigma's back across the guard rail with force...only for Ezekiel to drive a boot into JK's face....

Lieberjosch: In the ring Tyvola is now manhandling the Thames Valley Hit Squad and hits them both with a double Chokeslam....

Vinegar: BLESS THE FALLEN! JK sent down by Ezekiel, who turns his attentions to Enigma, and lifts him to his feet...but Enigma manages to rake Ezekiels eyes and then throws him into the ring post as he then leans over and catches his breath...

Lieberjosch: Tyvola throws the World Heavyweight Champion into the corner and then charges at him...

Vinegar: But Pierce manages to drag himself out with the ropes at the last moment causing Tyvola to slam into the corner...

Lieberjosch: Outside, Enigma has lifted Ezekiel to his feet, picks him up....THUNDER CHILD!

Covert Jay: Pierce turns towards Tyvola....THE TRUTH HURTS!!!

Lieberjosch: Enigma to his feet, does not see JK....THE CYCLONE!

Vinegar: In the ring, The TVHS have got Tyvola in The Judas Cradle As Pierce stands above his opponent for No Holds Barred...

Lieberjosch: And JK stands above the unconscious bodies of his former friend and his former mentor...

Vinegar: No Holds Barred is not too far away, and tonight Synergy ends with the World Heavyweight Champion and the Cross Hemisphere Champion standing tall...but what awaits them at UGWC's most extreme Pay Per View, we'll find out soon. We hope you've enjoyed this unpredictable night, see you next week!

[T-Robosaurus Rex]

Credits

Opener
Bryan

Chaos Title Match
T-Rob

Jet and Rick Backstage
Ichy

Handicap Match
Donny

Fatal Four Way
Donny

An Unexpected Visitor
Ty

Triple Threat Match
Bryan

Main Event
T-Rob

[T-Robosaurus Rex]

Sorry for the delay and big thanks to all that contributed!

[EZRA]

Well.. that was a surprise. Congrats, Medos. It was fun actually writing matches. Glad things are heating up for NHB.

[Lord Hastings]

The tentative card for NHB is up, card for next week's Synergy will be up by day's end.

[Orgabsmic]

Tys flinging poo...I hope he washed those hands before...he got all hugual with Gabby...