No Holds Barred 2011

[T-Robosaurus Rex]

Vinegar: welcome to No Holds Barred, we are live from San Antonio Texas, and what a show we have in store for you

Covert Jay: Huttah! It's so good we forgot to write an intro, so lets get straight to the Uncoopertaive Cooperative Match.

Vinegar: It is time for the Tag Champions to put their belts on the line!

Lieberjosch: Is there even that much of a tag division?

Vinegar: Since winning the belts back in October no team has beaten The Thames Valley Hit Squad, can they keep it up tonight though as they take on two rising talents in UGWC.

Lieberjosch: Who? Paul Cockotee and Ethan Pauper?

Vinegar: Oh lovely name calling.

Covert Jay: I could think of worse if you give me some time.

Lieberjosch: I await to see what awful names you create for them.

Vinegar: Anyway, here comes the challengers now!

Dennis: The following Cooperative match is for the UGWC Cooperative Titles! And it is an Uncooperate Match! So a Uncooperative Cooperative Match if anyone hasn’t been confused! The rules are, the match starts with one member from each team. After two minutes a buzzer will go, and one of the wrestlers will switch out with their team mate. This shall go on until a pinfall or submission declares the winner!

Vinegar: If you guys didn’t understand that, we’ll explain as we go along! It should also be noted that the tag partners CANNOT interact with each other.

Dennis: Introducing first, the challengers… Part of the Aussie Rebels… PAUL COCKOOOOOOOTOOOOOOOOOO and ETHANNNN KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!

Lieberjosch: I don’t expect too much out of these two men to be honest. What have they done?

Vinegar: Well, last week Paul Cockotoo teamed with Chris Peterson to take on the HRD and he put on a good showing! They could surprise you!

Lieberjosch: We shall see.

Vinegar: Paul and Ethan in the ring now, discussing over some brief tactics before the champions appear.

Covert Jay: Got it!

Lieberjosch: Let’s hear it.

Covert Jay: Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black!

Dennis: And now, introducing the champions… From England, The Thames Valley Hit Squad, JOHNNNNNNNNNNNNNYYYY BLAAAAAAAKEEE and DUNNNNCANNNNN RYYYYYYDERRRRRRRR!!!!!!

Vinegar: And thank you Dennis Mitchell, for those over the top introductions as per normal!

Dennis: YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU AREEEEEEEEE WELCOMMMMMMMMEEEEEE!

Vinegar: Ryder steps to the outside as has Paul Cockotoo. King and Blake circle each other as the bell rings! They lock up straight in the middle! Blake manages to get behind King.

Covert Jay: Heh.

Vinegar: He lifts up King and connects the Shin Breaker!

Lieberjosch: King hops away, bounces into the ropes and goes for a Clothesline!

Vinegar: Blake ducks and simply smirks to the crowd as the crowd respond badly to him!

Covert Jay: NINJA STRIKE!

Vinegar: Blake turns around as King carries on running into the opposite ropes before turning around and hitting a Discus Clothesline which knocks Blake down to the mat!

Lieberjosch: King now stomping on Blake, before grabbing his legs and locking in a Boston Crab!

Vinegar: But it’s to no good! Blake is too close to the ropes and grabs the bottom rope! He then uses his strength in his legs to extend the legs, flipping King over. Blake picks up King and hit’s a couple of low kicks to the shin Blake had attacked earlier! He follows this up with a Spinning Neckbreaker!

Covert Jay: BUZZ!

Lieberjosch: Are you going to do that throughout?

Covert Jay: Does it annoy you?

Lieberjosch: Very much so.

Covert Jay: Then yes.

Vinegar: And now both men must swap out for this first period. Blake swaps with Ryder whilst King rolls under the bottom rope whilst Cockotoo goes straight for Ryder. This is the only time where both men swapped out. From now on, anytime you hear that buzz, one man at a time will swap out, starting with the champions advantage!

Lieberjosch: Cockotee charges at Ryder but Ryder quickly throws Cockotee into a Powerslam with ease!

Vinegar: Ryder now pandering to the crowd. He picks up Cockotoo by the head and lifts him up onto his shoulder, Cockotoo’s body facing downwards. Looks like it’s going to be a Running Powerslam!

Lieberjosch: And there goes the run!

Covert Jay: NINJA REVERSAL!

Vinegar: Paul manages to slide out from the hold and shoves Ryder into the ropes. Ryder bounces from the ropes as Paul hits a Dropkick to the back of Ryder! Ryder bounces back into the ropes as Paul Schoolboys Ryder! Pinfall!

ONE!

TW- KICK OUT!

Lieberjosch: Paul clearly playing the role of a fool there, that was not enough to end the match there and then.

Vinegar: Paul looks towards Blake who is simply watching Paul with a malicious stare. Paul refocuses on Ryder. Ryder gets himself up as Paul charges! Paul forces his shoulder into Ryder who stumbles into the corner!

Lieberjosch: Cockotee places Ryder on the top rope, before shoving his dirty hand on Ryder’s neck! He lifts up Ryder using his left hand as support!

Vinegar: And Paul slams Ryder down! Paul goes for the pin again!

ONE!

TWO!

NO! KICKOUT!

Lieberjosch: Like I mentioned before, Paul is thinking he is doing enough to beat the champ when in reality he’s barely scratching the surface!

Covert Jay: BUZZ!

Vinegar: And a massive kick to the back of Paul’s head from Blake!

Lieberjosch: Paul just falls straight to the mat laid out on his front! That was a big noise as he landed!

Vinegar: Blake smiles evilly before grabbing and slamming Paul’s head into the mat. Blake puts one foot on the back of Paul’s head, lets the head raise before smashing it back down again. He then simply walks away from Paul, laughing at his fallen opponent. Paul rolls to the ropes and pulls himself up.

Lieberjosch: Blake runs over! Cockotee somehow manages to get a advantage by pulling down the top rope sending Blake to the outside!

Covert Jay: NINJA ROPE!

Vinegar: Blake looks to Paul, who just threw himself at Blake! The cross body connects! Paul is the first man up as he grabs Blake and throws him back in the ring! Ethan King is applauding Paul whilst Ryder is now standing in his corner.

Lieberjosch: Cockotee is climbing in but before even half his body is through the ropes, Blake sending both knees to the back of Paul’s back! The body of Cockotee kind of contorts inbetween the ropes before simply landing in the ring.

Vinegar: Blake looks towards King, picks up Paul and Irish Whips Paul towards King, knowing King cannot do anything! Blake rushes to Paul and throws a forearm into Paul! Couple of steps backwards and Blake goes for another one!

Covert Jay: NINJA ROLL AWAY!

Vinegar: Paul ducks and rolls off to the right as Blake sends himself into the turnbuckle! Dazed, Blake stumbles backwards, Paul turns Blake around, AMAZING BIG BOOT TO THE FACE!

Lieberjosch: Blake is sent out of the ring!

Covert Jay: And…. BUZZ!

Vinegar: King runs along the apron and dives at Blake! He sends Blake crashing to the floor! King not wanting to waste the chance throws Blake in the ring and covers instantly!

ONE!

TWO!

Lieberjosch: Blake won’t stay down, naturally!

Vinegar: King picks up Blake before sending some quick punches! Blake can’t come back!

Lieberjosch: Or so you say!

Covert Jay: Blake catches one of the hands, then the other and twists the wrists around! Kick to the midsection before spinning King into an armlock!

Vinegar: King looking for an escape but Blake just locks it in tighter! Blake leads King to Paul, before bringing him back to the middle of the ring, Full Nelson!

Lieberjosch: Not to end it there, Blake shows his superior skills by bending King backwards, turning it into a Half Nelson, and using his free arm to turn it into a devastating Neckbreaker!

Vinegar: And a pin!

ONE!

TWO!

KICKOUT!

Vinegar: King doesn’t want to lose it for his team right now! He’s still battling!

Lieberjosch: Blake picks up King and looks to end this now! King is up in the air… BALLISTIC BUSTER!

Covert Jay: NINJA GET OUT OF THE MOVE!

Vinegar: King manages to somehow get his way out of the move, before spearing Blake to the floor!

Lieberjosch: Lucky shot!

Vinegar: King waits for Blake to stand up, before smashing him with a SUPERKICK! Blake turns arounds, just standing on his feet. King leaps at Blake, hooking the head before connecting a HARSH DDT!

Covert Jay: Even those outside the arena could hear that impact!

Vinegar: PIN!

ONE!

TWO!

Covert Jay: NINJA BUZZ!

THREE!

Vinegar: And King has done it, King and Paul win!

Lieberjosch: No they haven’t! King thinks he’s won but the buzz went off before the three count!

Vinegar: You’re right! Paul is now desperately trying to tell King!

Lieberjosch: Look at that miscommunication! King has no idea what Paul is saying!

Vinegar: King realises and turns around looking for Ryder! Ryder however comes from a different corner and hit’s a Missle Dropkick! Ryder picks up King and connects the Dashing Driver!

Lieberjosch: Here we go! Pinfall!

ONE!

TWO!




THREE!

Vinegar: And the Champions retain! After some confusion from the opponents at the end, the champions retain!

Lieberjosch: There was no way King and Paul could win!

Vinegar: This was one tough match for the teams as they were NOT allowed to interact with each other throughout! And now Paul can finally attend to his team-mate!

Lieberjosch: I think not! Blake is back in the ring and THIS TIME hits a Ballistic Baller to Paul, laying out both challengers in the middle of the ring! The champions are here to stay for a LONG time!

Vinegar: That’s one win tonight for the Human Resources Department, will that luck continue tonight?

Thames Valley Hit Squad: 13

Paul Cockatoo and Ethan Drover: 1

[T-Robosaurus Rex]

Vinegar: We’re off to a great start here at No Holds Barred, already one championship successfully defended, we’ll see three more on the line before the end of the night.

Lieberjosch: But it’s time now for a match with no championships on the line, instead, a match that is deeply personal for both of the competitors.

“X Gon Give It to Ya” begins to play, and Chris Peterson walks out onto the top of the ram. He raises his arms above his head, crossing them into an X, then pointing them out diagonally. He strides down to the ring jogs up the ring steps and climbs in between the top and middle ropes.

Dennis: The following contest is a Chain Match! The participants will be chained together by the wrist, and the match can be won by pinfall or submission. Introducing first, currently residing in Los Angeles, California, CHRIS PEEEEEEEEETERRRRSONNNNNN!!!!!

Vinegar: This match is, for both men, representative of an opportunity for revenge.

Covert Jay: Chris Peterson spent a period of time wrestling overseas in a British promotion, and has returned to discover his grandfather is an indentured servant, and he wants to punish Hastings for doing it to him.

Lieberjosch: Bah, it makes him a fool. Owen Peterson has done everything that he has done purely by choice.

“Ripper” hits, and Donovan Hastings emerges from backstage, his cloak flowing behind him as he walks down the ramp to the ring.

Dennis: And his opponent, from Hartford, Connecticut, the Lord of Pain, DONOVAN HAAAASSSTINNGGGSSS!!!!

Lieberjosch: Lord Hastings is the one with a real bone to pick here, seeing as young Peterson’s antics cost him his long deserved victory in the Lord of the Ring Tournament. If he leaves the match only slightly-maimed, then Hastings let him off easy.

Vinegar: Both men being chained together by the wrist by Hazel East, and they will be attached for the duration of this match.

Lieberjosch: Which, let me remind you, is a lesson being taught to Peterson by Hastings.

DING DING!

Vinegar: Hastings grabs hold of the chain, and pulls Peterson right into his fist!

Lieberjosch: Veteran experience by Hastings, I’m sure Peterson will learn a lot here in this match.

Vinegar: Peterson staggers, and Hastings lifts him into a suplex, then goes for an early cover, but Peterson kicks right out.

Lieberjosch: Hastings uses the chain to pull Peterson up to his feet, then cuts behind him and hits a German suplex, releasing as he executes it and hurling Peterson away.

Vinegar: Hastings pulls back on the chain, dragging Peterson back towards him.

Lieberjosch: He’s treating Peterson like a rag doll, yanking him all around the ring with that chain.

Vinegar: And now Hastings pulls him to his feet and wraps the chain around Peterson’s neck, choking him.

Lieberjosch: The chain is a legal weapon in this match, nothing that Hazel East can do about it, Hastings can and probably will choke him all day.

Vinegar: But Peterson drops down, he’s slipping out of the chain, and slides under Hastings’s legs.

Covert Jay: Peterson stands up sharply behind Hastings, jerking up on the chain and forcing Hastings to low blow himself.

Vinegar: Hastings is bent over in pain, clearly caught by surprise.

Covert Jay: R-X-PLEX!!!!!

Vinegar: Both men are down, now Peterson slowly rolls over and drapes his arm over Hastings for a cover!




ONE!!!




TWO!!!




Vinegar: Hastings kicks out!

Lieberjosch: But he is feeling the effects of the offensive attack by Peterson, impressive on the kid’s part.

Vinegar: Both men have already used the chain as a weapon, and this one could get ugly.

Covert Jay: Don’t be insulting them. It’s bad enough they have to be chained to each other.

Vinegar: Peterson gets to his feet and now he motions at Hastings to get up, tugging on the chain. Hastings slowly staggers to his feet, Peterson grabs him and whips him into the corner.

Lieberjosch: But Hastings jumps onto the second rope, and he yanks hard on the chain, pulling Peterson into a kick to the gut, he’s looking for Inevitability!

Covert Jay: But Peterson counters with a backdrop, sending him crashing to the mat!

Vinegar: Peterson motions again at Hastings, and Hastings slowly staggers up, and Peterson charges for a spear.

Lieberjosch: But Hastings sidesteps him and hurls Peterson to the outside!

Vinegar: Peterson’s momentum pulls on the chain and drags Hastings over the top rope, he goes over too!

Lieberjosch: The chain limits the offense these two men can put together, what would otherwise be a damaging maneuver right there by Hastings did damage to him as well, with the chain pulling him to the outside.

Covert Jay: I once asked a woman to unchain my heart.

Lieberjosch: That’s a song.

Covert Jay: Oh. Maybe that’s what I’m thinking of then.

Vinegar: Hastings slowly staggers to his feet, and Peterson is walking around the side of the ring.

Lieberjosch: Hastings yanks hard on the chain, pulling Peterson’s back right into the ring post!

Covert Jay: Peterson staggers, but he grabs the chain and pulls back, and Hastings is sent smashing into the steps!

Vinegar: Hastings staggers back, and Peterson climbs up on the steps and leaps into a flying crossbody tackle onto Hastings.

Lieberjosch: Peterson gets up and climbs up on the apron, but Hastings pulls back down on the chain, and Peterson falls back off the apron.

Vinegar: Hastings wraps the chain around his fist and waves at Peterson to get up, and as Peterson gets to his feet Hastings swing!

Covert Jay: But Peterson sidesteps it and yanks the chain, pulling Hastings face first into the steel ring post!

Lieberjosch: Hastings is busted open!

Vinegar: Peterson shoves him into the ring and slides in himself and climbs to the top rope, crossing his arms in an X over his head.

Lieberjosch: But Hastings pulls the chain and with it Peterson off the turnbuckle.

Vinegar: Hastings gets up and wipes some blood out of his eyes as Peterson staggers back up.

Lieberjosch: DESTINY’S CALL!!!!

Vinegar: Peterson floats out of it!

Covert Jay: X-PLEX!!!!!!!!!!!

Lieberjosch: Hastings counters it into a small package, and he transitions into the Hands of Fate!!!!

Vinegar: Chris Peterson caught in the Hands of Fate!

Covert Jay: He’s got nowhere to go!

Vinegar: He struggles against the hold, grasps for the ropes!

Lieberjosch: They’re too far away!

Vinegar: He taps out!

Dennis: Here is your winner, DONOVAN HAAAAAAASSSSSTINNNGGGSSSSSSS!!!!!

Vinegar: Hastings wins!

Lieberjosch: I knew he would!

Vinegar: I don’t think anybody knew just how much of a fight Peterson would put up, Hastings gets the victory, but he looks absolutely exhausted!

Lieberjosch: He’s a bloody mess!

Vinegar: But it’s likely not the last of the blood spilled here tonight, at No Holds Barred!

Donovan Hastings: 8

Chris Peterson: 5

[T-Robosaurus Rex]

Vinegar: And now for a break in the action.

Lieberjosch: A break? Ha! More like a farce!

Covert Jay: It couldn't be any worse than the Royal Wedding, that wasn't ninja at all.

Vinegar: And it looks like Boss P is already in the the ring, sporting his assault rifle of course.

Lieberjosch: This is madness!

Covert Jay: Hell must be near then.

“Shout 2000” plays over the PA system as John Russo slowly walks out of the back, sporting a sharp looking tuxedo.

Covert Jay: Hey, at least the two of them are in matching outfits.

Lieberjosch: Who cares! Sierra dumped this sorry excuse of a man so I don't know why we are even doing this!

Covert Jay: Someone is a grumpy McGrumperson.

John slides into the ring, and adjust his tux as he walks over next to Boss P.

Boss P: SO NIGGA, IS THA NIGGLET EVEN GONNA SHOW?

John nods his head up and down.

John: I've got no doubt that she is gonna show up, just stand there and watch.

Boss P: WHAEVER NIGGA.

The two of them stand there in dead silence for a couple of minutes.

Vinegar: Well, the bride is two minutes late for her special day.

Lieberjosch: Honestly are we going to keep this going? She isn't going to show!

Boss P: THA NIGGLET AIN'T GONNA SHOW NIGGA.

John: Just give her a couple of more minutes.

Boss P: THE NIGGLET BETTER SHOW THEN, OR I WILL SHOW MY GUN UP YO ASS!

John just muster a grin as the crowd also grows impatient with all of this waiting.

Vinegar: Well, I guess Lieberjosch was actually right about something. I don't think she is going to show.

Lieberjosch: And people wonder why I am always right.

Covert Jay: Have ninja faith!

Lieberjosch: Jay, what I would give for you to just go away...

Boss P: A'RIGH NIGGA, THIS WHOLE SHINDIG IS OFF! THE NIGGLET ISN”T GOIN' SHOW!

John is about to say something, but before he can say anything “The Bridal March” starts to play over the PA system and everyone's attention turns to the stage. A woman appears wearing a white bridal gown with a white laced veil covering her face and carrying white roses.

Lieberjosch: Well... I'll be damned.

Covert Jay: Never doubt the senses of a ninja!

As she slowly walks down the ramp John squints his eyes for a moment to catch a glimpse of who she really is. He walks over towards the announcers table side of the ring and reaches out for a microphone. And turns back around in time to see her climbing the stairs, as she slips through the ring ropes John raises the microphone to his lips.

John: Who the fuck are you?

John is looking rather intense as he just stares at his “bride”. She points to herself as in jestering, “Who me?”

John: Yeah, who the fuck are you?

The bride moves her hand to her veil, and slowly lifts her veil after which John stumbles backwards and moves his head to the and then jerking it forward again. He then lowers his head and raises the microphone to his lips again.

John: Amy, what the hell are you doing here? Haven't you fucked me over enough?

Amy walks over to John and gently takes then microphone from his hand speaking into it softly.

Amy: I'm here to marry you of course. I mean, you can't have a wedding without a bride.

John raises his head to look at Amy and takes the microphone back, speaking into it in an agitated tone.

John: The only problem with that is that you are not the girl I WANT TO marry. I WANT Sierra.

Amy takes the microphone back with force and then talks into it with anger being very visible.

Amy: So what! She is not the best choice for you, I AM! I know everything there is to know about you, what does she know about you?

John gives Amy a look as she starts to calm down before speaking again.

Amy: I mean, she didn't even believe in you at all. All that I had to do was show her the photos from Vegas, where you didn't even do anything at all, what kind of faith does she really have in you?

John looks at Amy and then around at the crowd who are chanting, “Don't do it!” He sighs and then looks over at Boss P before taking the microphone one more time. He takes a deep breathe and swallows some saliva before caving in.

John: Let's get the show on the road Boss.

Boss P: ABOUT FUCKIN” TIME NIGGA! ALL THA MUSHY TALK WAS GETTIN” ON MY NERVES.

Boss P waddles over to the two of them as John reluctantly holds Amy's hand now.

Boss P: ALL YOU NIGGAS AND NIGGLETS OUT THERE! WE ARE GATHERED HERE TONIGHT TO JOIN THESE TWO HERE TOGETHER IN HOLY MATRIMONY OR IN OTHER WORDS PRISON. DO YOU HERE NIGGLET TAKE THIS HERE NIGGA TO BE YOUR NIGGA FOR THE REST OF YO LIFE?

Amy looks over at John and hurriedly takes the microphone from John's hand and eagerly and excitedly speaks into it.

Amy: Yes, yes, yes, yes, a million times yes!

Boss P: CALM D FUCK DOWN NIGGLET, SHIZ! AND DO YO NIGGA TAKE THIS HEAR NIGGLET TO BE YO WIFE?

John kinda hesitantly takes the microphone from Amy, looking over at Amy who is looking at him with her eyes big and wide.

John: I... I.. I -

After the third “I” his microphone is cut off, and another girl's voice cuts in.

: ”HOLD IT RIGHT THERE!”

All attention turns towards the stage; as a smirk crosses John's face while Amy's jaw drops as Sierra is seen standing there. As she marches down the ramp to the ring she is barking into the microphone.

Sierra: John! You better not finish that sentence.

As she slides into the ring, Amy grabs the microphone forcefully from John's hand.

Amy: Wha... What... What are you doing here?

Sierra stands up in the ring and stares across at Amy, John backs away slightly just looking on.

Sierra: What am I doing here? What the hell are you doing here?

Amy: What does it look like I am doing here?

Amy twirls around for a moment before getting in Sierra's face.

Amy: I'm here to marry the guy that I love.

Sierra backs away for a moment, and can't help but laugh.

Sierra: Love? More like being a psychotic stalker bitch.

Amy looks disgusted as it is Sierra's turn to get in Amy's face.

Sierra: Listen sister; you made a huge, and I mean HUGE mistake trying to get between us. You see as a reporter I like to keep an eye on everything that is going on in the wrestling industry.

Sierra starts to walk over to John.

Sierra: I watched Monday night's episode of Synergy, and if John here was willing to go ahead and beg Ooley for this. Maybe... No, I know he wasn't the cheater that YOU painted him out to be.

Sierra turns back and walks back towards Amy, who is now steaming in her dress. Sierra stops just short of getting in her face once again.

Sierra: You were my best friend Amy, I trusted you with everything. But now... Now you are nothing but a scandalous little bitch!

Without warning Sierra gives Amy a hard slap across the face, as she drops to the ground and then rolls out of the ring. As Sierra looks on at her handywork, with Amy crying on the outside now, a burst of machinegun fire can be heard as Boss P fires into the air as John and Sierra turn to face him.

Boss P: TAT IS IT! I'VE HAD IT WIT YOU NIGGAS! NOWS, SOMEONE BETTER BE READY TO TIE THE FUCKIN' KNOT!

John looks over at Sierra now, and with a smile extends a hand.

John: What do you say doll?

Sierra gives John a smile as she walks over to John and takes his hand as the two of them stand in front of Boss P.

Boss P: NOW THAN, DO YO NIGGA TAKE THIS HERE NIGGLET TO BE YO WIFE?

John speaks without any sort of hesitation in his voice.

John: I do.

Boss P: AND DO YO NIGGLET TAKE DIS HERE NIGGA TO BE YO HUSBAND?

Sierra looks over at John and smiles as she says.

Sierra: Yes, I do.

Boss P: DEN I NOW PRONOUNCE YOUS NIGGA AND NIGGLET! KISS YO NIGGLET NIGGA!

John: Gladly!

John and Sierra then share a kiss admit a lot of “ohs” and “ahs” from the crowd.

Vinegar: What a great ending and a new beginning for the now Mr. and Mrs. Russo!

Lieberjosch: Mmmffff!!!

Vinegar: What's that Lieberjosch?

Lieberjosch: Mmmffff!!!

Covert Jay: Turn about is fair play!

[T-Robosaurus Rex]

Dennis Mitchell: Ladies and Gentlemen, the following match is a Hard Ten Match, and it is for the Chaos Championship!

Vinegar: The first person to successfully use a weapon ten times for points is the winner!

Covert Jay: Tables count for two points!

Lieberjosch: Garbage wrestling at its worst.

Vinegar: I don't know, the Chaos Division has really heated up lately.

Lieberjosch: You mean since we haven't had to see Ezekiel vs Medos in a couple weeks?

"Dying Breed" hits over the PA system as Kyle Tacker steps out from the back, his arms held high and his middle finger extended on both hands.

Dennis Mitchell: Introducing first, weighing in at 222 pounds, the master of the brass knuckles, Kyle "Riot" TAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCCCKERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!

He lowers his arms as he starts to walk down the ring, stopping halfway to flip the fans off some. He quickly climbs up the steel steps, and enters the ring through the second rope. He then stands in the center of the ring and raises his arms once more to flip the fans off again with both middle fingers.

Vinegar: With John Russo busy with wedding plans, Tacker has had a perfect opportunity to come back to the spotlight in an impressive run in the Chaos Division this past month.

Lieberjosch: Did you hear Boss P is to preside over that wedding, and Russo will have to become a pawn of the Human Resource Department?

Covert Jay: That should be interesting!

Vinegar: That should end up sickening. I can't believe Russo would soil the sanctity of his marriage with this agreement.

The lights dim to a near blackout, as all you can see on the Titantron is the words: "He Is Here!" Suddenly, an explosion erupts from the stage as "Firefly" by Breaking Benjamin starts up. Medos appears just as the chorus starts. He walks to the front of the stage, looks around, raises one hand up slowly, then throws it down as yet another explosion appears from behind him. The screen is showing Medos wrestling with several other wrestlers from previous matches.

Dennis Mitchell: And his opponent, your Chaos Champion, he is the British Lionheart, and he is not Simon Pegg, MEDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDOS!

Medos carries on walking down, he slaps hands with one fan, and walks past the others. He rolls into the ring, and towards an turnbuckle. He points at the fans, raises his hand to his forehead, sticks his index and middle finger out, and salutes the fans. He then prepares himself.

Vinegar: Medos gained a surprise win over Ezekiel after months of trying, and has made it his personal mission to prove himself worthy of the championship.

Lieberjosch: I have yet to be impressed.

Vinegar: Both men staring the other down as de Rhombus sounds the bell!

Lieberjosch: Both men immediately slide out of the ring and go hunting!

Vinegar: Tacker is the first one out, with a classic folding chair, as he goes after Medos, who slips out of sight under the ring skirt.

Lieberjosch: Only to emerge with a kendo stick behind Tacker and jab him in the back of the knees!

Owen Peterson: One point to Medos!

Vinegar: And just like the that, the champion takes an early lead!

Lieberjosch: Tacker, annoyed, drops the chair, and spins and smacks the taste of the champions mouth!

Owen Peterson: One point to Kyle Tacker!

Lieberjosch: What?

Vinegar: Perhaps his time in the military made him have to register his hands as deadly weapons?

Lieberjosch: No, he's got his brass knuckles on!

Covert Jay: Does he ever take those off?

Vinegar: Not wasting any time, Tacker lays into Medos with strong punches, backing him up to the security barrier.

Owen Peterson: Two! Three! Four! Five points for Kyle Tacker!

Lieberjosch: Medos ducks the sixth blow, and lifts tacker up to drop him on the barrier. He looks up to Peterson for the call.

Vinegar: Peterson shaking his head. The barrier is environmental, and not strictly a weapon!

Lieberjosch: Frustrated with the score standing at five to one, Medos leaps onto the barrier and runs to drop a leg across the upper body of Tacker!

Vinegar: Shades of the Hall of Mirrors match last year...

Lieberjosch: Tacker crumples into the crowd, and Medos scoops up a beer bottle, smashing it across the head of Kyle Tacker!

Owen Peterson: Two points to Medos!

Vinegar: I thought they stopped allowing glass in the arena?

Covert Jay: This is No Hold's Barred! Anything goes!

Lieberjosch: As long as Proboards agrees...

Vinegar: What?

Lieberjosch: Medos leading Tacker up the walkway toward the door, and Peterson rushing to keep up.

Vinegar: Irish whip into the double doors!

Owen Peterson: Environmental.

Lieberjosch: Medos groans, and begins slamming the doors onto the prone body of Kyle Tacker.

Owen Peterson: Three, four, five, Six points to Medos!

Covert Jay: Medos found a loophole!

Vinegar: Are you sure this isn't a Napolean's Hard Ten?

Lieberjosch: Satisfied with the lead, Medos drags Tacker to his feet, and slams him into the wall outside the door.

Vinegar: In the hallway now, the Champion in full control, and in the lead!

Lieberjosch: Medos stripping the knuckles from Tacker's hand, and he slips them on.

Covert Jay: He swings wildly, but Tacker manages to duck, and turns, spear!!!

Vinegar: Both men laid out for a moment, but they both begin to stir.

Lieberjosch: Tacker has taken a damn beating so far, will he be able to mount a comeback?

Vinegar: He spies a fire extinguisher, and he slams his head into the glass to break it, dragging the weapon out!

Covert Jay: He just busted himself open!

Vinegar: That's why Tacker should be dominating this division!

Covert Jay: Too bad you can't have a point removed from the opponent for hitting yourself with a weapon, L-O-L.

Lieberjosch: Did you seriously just say L-O-L?

Covert Jay: Secret ninja language.

Vinegar: Medos gets sprayed!

Owen Peterson: Six points to Kyle Tacker!

Lieberjosch: Medos isn't daunted, he dropkicks the extinguisher into the chest of Tacker, Tacker stumbles back, swings the extinguisher around, and smacks Medos in the temple!

Owen Peterson: Seven points apiece!

Vinegar: All tied up now, this could go either way!

Lieberjosch: Tacker brings the extinguisher down, but Medos rolls out of the way as Tacker strikes the floor. He drops the extingusiher and makes a grab, but Medos ducks again and gives a spear right back!

Vinegar: Medos searching for a weapon, and he finds the catering table. He's got a pair of tongs!

Covert Jay: Reaching down, He's got Tacker tweaked by the nipple.

Owen Peterson: Eight points to Medos!

Vinegar: He's dragging Tacker to the table as Tacker groans in anguish, looking to finish this?

Lieberjosch: No, Tacker breaks the hold, and scoops up a soup toureen, and dumps it over the head of the champion! Medos covered in boiling New England clam chowder!

Covert Jay: The irony!!!

Owen Peterson: Eight points to Kyle Tacker!

Lieberjosch: Tacker has the lid to a serving dish, he swings, smashes right into Medos' face!

Vinegar: Both men broken open and bleeding now, and Tacker spies his knuckles lying a few feet away.

Covert Jay: No, that table is full of weapons, don't waste time!

Lieberjosch: He slips them on, turns...

Vinegar: Falling Future! Medos hit the Falling Future, sending Tacker facefirst through the entire catering table!

Owen Peterson: Ten points to Medos!

Dennis Mitchell: Your winner, by one point, and still Chaos Champion, MEEEEEEEEEEEDDDDDDDDDDDOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSS!!!!

Vinegar: He'll have to celebrate later, both men are unconscious in that heap of food... what's this?

Lieberjosch: That's the Natural Born Killer! What's he doing here?

Vinegar: NBK scooping up a plate of nachos from the mess, lifting the bottom of his mask, he scoops bean dip into his mouth.

Covert Jay: I guess he was hungry... wait. He is reaching for Kyle Tacker's brass knuckles.

Vinegar: Slipping them on, he examines them, and seems to like the feel. And with that, he steps over the fallen competitors and walks away!

Medos: 8

Kyle Tacker: 6

[T-Robosaurus Rex]

Vinegar: Ladies and Gentlemen, it is now time for one of the most violent matches you will ever see....It is now time, for the first ever Bushfire match in GIW, LWF, or UGWC history.

Lieberjosch: I must admit, even I find myself concerned for the well being of the contestants in tonights match. I have reviewed the histiry of this macth, and it is quite astounding

Covert Jay: Do I smell a video montage?

The screen flickers to life as dramatic music underlies the text flashing up

"Ten matches....Six competitors....three careers ended...."

XWA Commentator: MY GOD! ENIGMA'S BEEN LIT ON FIRE, RIGHT BEFORE OUR EYES!

"Voted the most violent match on the indipendant circut by ProWrestlingInsider.com....."

XWA Commentator 2: You will never see anything like this again, the Bushfire match is a structure from the bowels of Hell itself. No one cansurvive this brutality.

"A match where humanity is all but existant"

TWA Commentator: Dear God! JK just sent Aussie Jack through the roof of that old ute! Get some EMTs out here, NOW!

"A match where pain is a comfort"

JK: The match which still sends shivers down my spine is definately the Bushfire Match. Nothing can compare to it.

Ross "The Racket" Gonzalez: You wanna know what the Bushfire match is like? Take your hand, stick it in the middle of an open fire and keep it there for ten minutes. Thats only about what a quater of the match feels like.

Enigma *At Hospital*: The moment I have to do something like that is the moment Hell freezes over....

"Prepare for hell on earth..."

TWA Commentator: Jesus! not even two minutes into the match, and we already have blood pouring out of both competitors....

"THE BUSHFIRE MATCH!"

The image comes back to the ring as the first cage decends on the ring, to a huge chorus of cheering.

Lieberjosch: And I doubt that video could truly catch the essence of this matches violence. A steel Punjabi prison structure, with different outback weapons strapped to the outer cage, and scattered through the Arena, not to mention the different pyros set up at random intervals, the competitors risk a rather nasty burn, and a fair bit of blood loss.

Covert Jay: Hooray for senseless violence!

Dennis: Ladies and Gentlemen, this....is the BUSHFIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRE MATCH!

The crowd roars

Dennis: In order to win, the competitors must escape both cages, and make it past the line on the ramp. The first cage has four doors which can be opened by the official, and be left open for 40 seconds; after it closes, then it cannot be reopened. The outer cage can only be escaped by climbing over the top. The first person to do this, will be declared the winner! For your own sfety, we ask that you refrain from stretching your hands out over the barrier as you could be inflicted with a serious burn. Don't say we didn't warn you.

DING! DING!

'"St. Jimmy"

"St. Jimmy" hits the speakers hard as the thousands of UGWC fans start cheering loudly for the 'Saint of Chaos'. Fire leads out in front of the entrance way, and as Billie Joe begins singing 'St. Jimmy's coming down across the alleyway' we notice an archway form through the flames. Tre Cool counts of the '1 2 3 4, as St. Jimmy sprints out through the archway to the appreciation of the fans. He raises his arms as pyros explode from the turnbuckles in the ring.

Vinegar: St. Jimmy is very adapt at playing with fire, will this help him tonight?

Dennis: Introducing first, the Challengers. From Brisbane, Australia, weighing in at 202lbs......SAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINT JIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMMY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

He marches down to the ring, interacting with some of the fans. As he nears the ring, he breaks out into a sprint, before stopping at the nearest gate, as Brian Chartreuse opens it up for him, allowing Jimmy to enter.

"Before I forget"

‘I.. Am.. Iron.. Man..’ is spoken over the loud speaker, followed by a fast-paced guitar beat that the lights strobe along with as ‘Before I Forget’ by SlipKnot begins to play. The lights continue to follow the beat as the word ‘GO!’ is shouted over the loud speaker as Ezekiel comes out onto the ramp with Scarlet close behind him.

Dennis: From Los Angeles, CA, weighing in at 170lbs.....EZEEEEEEEEEKIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLL PAAAAAAAAAAAAX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

He walks down the ramp and enters through the opened gate, before he takes a knee with his arms outstretched. Scarlet stands behind and slides his jacket off his shoulders before exiting the ring.

Vinegar: The smaller of all these competitors, and until two weeks ago, the Chaos champion, Ezekiel definately has his work cut out for him tonight.

Lieberjosch: That's right, he's taking on two people whom hold a grudge against him, and in a match that his two competitors have fought in before, yet he has never been in.

"In the veins of Death Valley"

Wrestling: the lights flicker to green and gold as in the veins of death valley kicks in. JK walks through the curtain and out onto the entrance way, to a loud chorus of booing, which seems to be emulating JK sombre mood. JK looks up at the fans as he holds up the Cross Hemisphere championship, setting off some of the fire pyros set up for the match.

Dennis: And introducing the champion.....From Townsville, Australia, weighing in at 229lbs........JJJJJJJJJKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

JK continues down to the ring, looking out upon the sea of former fans, with many in the front row not even holding their hands out. JK decides not to go through the gate, and instead opts to climb it, before showing off the title as he stands on the top of the cage, before climbing into the ring.

Vinegar: This is in JKs' back yard so to speak, he knows all the ins, and all the outs of this match. Win, loss, or draw from this young Superstar, we can be asured that he will provide an incredibly entertaining performance for those here, and at home.

Covert Jay: He also has the advantage because he is Ninja!

Lieberjosch: According to you, everyone in this is a Ninja...

Covert Jay:...

DING! DING!

Vinegar: Here we go, the first Bushfire match in UGWC history commences with JK springboarding off the cage wall, and into the sternum of Ezekiel, who didn't see him coming! Jimmy comes in to take advantage of JK, but he is met with a quick back kick to the gut. JK now with a hand full of hair, throws Jimmy directly intothe wall of the cage! What authority!

Lieberjosch: Did I see a hot Blonde laugh her arse off at that?

Covert Jay: JK is on fire! Not litterally, but you know...

Vinegar: Ezekiel is back up, and tries to surprise JK; but to no avail. JK sommersults underneath the arms of Zeke, before popping back up with a closed fist shot at his spine! Zeke winces in pain, and it's a good thing that the punch missed that area where he was struck with the pipe last week. JK hits him with a quick legsweep as Jimmy gets back to his feet, and tackles JK to the ground!

Lieberjosch: Let the ground and pound begin!

Covert Jay: Wait...have some of the Pyros been set up on the inside of the cage?

Vinegar: I can spot one on the inner cage in the far left corner, but most are set up on the outer cage. That will probably come into play soon.

Lieberjosch: Ezekiel pulls Jimmy off of JK...what did he do that for? There's no pins or submissions in this match...

Vinegar: Ezekiel looks as confused as you are, doctor. But that is replaced as Jimmy pushes Zeke into the cage wall with a huge impact! Jimmy comes in with a boot aimed for the injured mid-section, but Zeke has the wherewithall to move, as Enigmas foot impacts onto the cage wall!

Covert Jay: Ninja sneakiness!

Vinegar: He's right! We didn't notice this, but JK has called for one of the cages to be opened, and he has crawled through! JK is the first to escape the inner cage!

Lieberjosch: That took a lot out of him, especially after Enigma whinded him with that Tackle.

Vinegar: Ezekiel is taking care of Jimmy's injured foot by repetedly kicking it into the cage wall. He looks over at JK; whom he now has noticed on the outside, and judges it as something he can take his time with. He grabs Jimmy by the hair, and plants him back down with a DDT.

Lieberjosch: JK is crawling around on the outside, looks like he's getting towards the pyro set up inside the inner cage....what has he got planned?

Covert Jay: Something Ninja....Only a ninja can sneak up on another ninja.

Vinegar: Ezekiel has placed Enigma up on the turnbuckle, and looks like he's going for a superplex. Jimmy blocks it with a liver punch, and pushes Zeke off of the turnbuckle. He climbs up a bit more, ready to jump....

Covert Jay: FLICK THE SWITCH!

Lieberjosch: JESUS CHRIST!

Vinegar: JK has hit the switch to turn the pyro on....seems like it was set up on the out side, and Jimmy has just been engulfed in flames!

Lieberjosch: My god.....just listen to those screams of agony! I have never heard such pain emit from a human being before!

Vinegar: Ezekiel gets to his feet, and realises what JK has done. JK could escape if he doesn't do something very soon. Zeke tells Brian to open another door, and Zeke makes his escape. Two of the four doors have now been used, meaning only two remain active. Zeke takes a rusted sheet of corregated iron off of the wall, before coming after JK. JK gets to his feet, and is instantly taken down by a swing of that sheet. Zeke now laying in the stomps as Jimmy slowly, not to mention gingerly, gets back to his feet....Dear God! Look at those burns!

Lieberjosch: That was definately a painful looking attack.

Vinegar: Zeke lets JK get up, but JK takes Ezekiel out with an upper cut to the nads. Ezekiel doubles over, and JK DDTs him onto that corregated sheet of Iron. Jimmy tells Chartreuse to open another gate, and that is three of four used. The fourth can be opened to trap an unconcious opponent into the inner cage. JK sees Jimmy, and grabs a bullwhip off of the cage wall, but Enigma gets to a switch faster. He flicks it on, and JK only just avoids a burn like Jimmy's, his T-shirt singed a little, and maybe ene a bit of his arm.

Covert Jay: Oh my, this really is a violent match, isn't it?

Lieberjosch: In a short answer, yes. Look at JK, though. He's saying something to Enigma, who nods in agreement. He grabs Ezekiel, and cains his arms onto the area where the whip once hung, before giving Enigma the whip? What the....

Covert Jay: Whip it! Into shape! Shape it up! Get straight! Go Forward! Move ahead!

Vinegar: While he sings 80's pop songs, Enigma has started lashing Zeke with that whip....just look at the pain etched into his face! Dear God, these two promiced a blood war, they are sure giving one here tonight! Ezekiel manages to get out, and spears Enigma into the wall of the inner cage.

Covert Jay: RAINING BLOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!!!!

Lieberjosch: Jimmy seems to have a busted nose, or, at least near busted...

Vinegar: And he hasn't forgotten about JK, he hits the switch, and the pyros come to life again! They hit his arm, and JK is in incredible pain!

Lieberjosch: That's going to make it hard to use his finisher.

Covert Jay: He'll find a way....He's a Ninja.

Vinegar: Enigma starts to come back to life as Ezekiel takes charge. Zeke picks up JK and hits him with an arm drag, pulling down on that severly burnt arm. These competitors will be thanking their God, whatever it may be, for the next week off.

Lieberjosch: They'll be in Hospital.

Covert Jay: So send the get well cards to there.

Vinegar: Look at Scarlett sitting in the crowd, she still looks concerned....she's seen how hurt the others are, and she realises that it could happen to Zeke, too. Jimmy back in this, he approaches Zeke, and the two start brawling as JK nurses that burnt arm of his. Ezekiel gets the upper hand, as he suplexes Jimmy onto that Redgum table. He takes the injured body of Jimmy, and tells Chartreuse to open the last door. He does so, and Enigma is thrown back in.

Covert Jay: Door falls....He's trapped like he's a piece in Mouse Trap!

Lieberjosch: If he wants to get out, he's going to have to climb out.

Vinegar: JK slowly to his feet as Ezekiel takes a wing off of the propeller from that windmill, and throws it at JK, who only just ducks underneath it. Zeke comes charging in, and hits him with a high knee to the head. Zeke motions to the waist, looks like he's telling JK that he's going home with the title. He slaps the back of JKs' head as Jimmy starts to climb up the cage wall, and disconnecting that Pyro set up in the corner, before he gets up onto the top of the cage.

Lieberjosch: Hmm...judging by the fact that he's crouching over the two battling down below, I have a feeling that he's about to do something absolutely crazy...

Vinegar: JK notices, and rolls out of the way...Jimmy jumps, flicks the switch in his hands....OH MY GOD!

Covert Jay: FLYING FIRE NINJA!!!!!

Lieberjosch: The yelps of both Scarlett and Ezekiel fill this arena as the fans go deadly quiet. The true devastation of this match is setting in...Ezekiel is absolutely charred to a crisp.

Vinegar: Enigma continuing the trail fo destruction, grabs the wobbleboard

Covert Jay: As made famous by Rolf Harris...

Vinegar: And he slams it over the head of JK. It's not enough to keep him down, though. JK comes back with a quick kick to the gut, and a Michinoku driver finishes Jimmy off. JK looks at the weapons, and takes the fibreglass irrigation pipe. He approaches Enigma as he gets up, and slams it over the top of Jimmys head.

Lieberjosch: He's decided that now is a great time to make an escape. JK starts to scale up the cage, albeit slowly due to that arm, but just look around. Enigma is down, and Ezekiel is badly burnt! This could be his chance. Just look at his determination!

Vinegar: Ezekiel and Jimmy both to their feet now as JK makes it to the top.

Covert Jay: Will of the ninja pushes him to go right to the top!

Vinegar: Jimmy and Zeke meet up at the same place, now both try to push the other off of the top of the cage. That is a 30ft cage, ladies and Gentlemen, and as you can see, there are rusty water tanks and cars littering the outside of it. Those could cause more damage than the weapons in the cage, not to mention all the pyros here are linked to one singular switch, which makes it harder to avoid the blasts of fire.

Lieberjosch: Zeke wins the fight as JK hits the ground.

Covert Jay: Falling Ninja!!!

Vinegar: GREAT AUNT GEMIMA'S BOUNCING BALLS! HE JUST FELL STRAIGHT THROUGH THE CHASSIS OF THAT OLD HOLDEN! THERE IS NO WAY ENIGMA IS GETTING UP FROM THAT! JESUS!

Lieberjosch: Ezekiel has decended rather quickly as JK makes off for the finish line.

*Click*

Vinegar: NO! ZEKE GETS TO THE SWITCH, AND JK IS CAUGHT IN THE FIRE!

Covert Jay: Oh...my...god...

Lieberjosch: Even Zeke can't celebrate that brutality...look at him, he looks like a returning war veteran...

Vinegar: The crowd here is absolutely silent....No UGWC fan has ever seen anything quite like this...every man in this has been burnt badly, and it looks more like a scene from a movie based in the trenches of a World War rather than a wrestling contest...Ladies and Gentlemen.....I....I just can't describe this madness...

Covert Jay: JK is back on his feet, and look at that. Everyone in the audience, including Zeke's GF, are applauding his determination and strength to get up after that...

Liberjosch: All these Entertainment Proffessionals deserve applause, this has beeen the most devastating match I have ever witnessed, and yet, they have all been able to get up time and time again.

Vinegar: JK limping over to Ezekiel, and dropkicks him into the cage. Both men go crashing, Zeke slumping against the cage, and JK collapsing in a heap. No man is left standing, no man can even stand...this match can't...wait, what's that?

Covert Jay: NINJA HAND! HE'S STILL ALIVE!

Lieberjosch: Dear Colonel Sanders in heaven! This is an absolute miracle!

Vinegar: Jimmy has pulled himself out of the wreckage...blood pouring from almost every part of his body...how is this possible?

Lieberjosch: I dunno, but the others are pulling themselves up... they want to walk away with the gold, tonight.

Vinegar: The fans are willing all three on, Jimmy is out of the car, and walks with a limp over to JK. He grabs him by the hair, and pulls him over to the Watertank. He starts to slam JK's face repeatedly into the rusted metal. JK stops him, beofre slamming Jimmys face into the tank. Be grabs something, and ducks?

*Click*

Lieberjosch: There goes the fire again, there was a jet set up underneath the water tank, and Jimmy just got double burnt!

Vinegar: Ezekiel has been making a move for the finish line, he ducked the flames as JK hit the switch, and is almost there. JK cuts him off just in time, spins him around...

Covert Jay: IN GODS NAME!!!!! JK just stole Zeke's super kick!

Vinegar: Ezekiel falls, and now JK is going to win thi....

DING! DING!

Vinegar: What?

Lieberjosch: JK looks as stunned as you!

Dennis: Here is your winner...AND NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEW, CROSS HEMISPHERE CHAMPIOOOOON.........EEEEEEEEEEEZEEEEEEKIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEL!!!!!!!!!

Vinegar: Zeke fell over the line when JK used Zeke's finisher....JK can't believe it at all.

Lieberjosch: Neither can I, it was a close call, but it does look like Zeke's head landed over the line. Now JK helping Zeke up?

Covert Jay: They're laughing!

Vinegar: The two share a friendly hug, before JK raises Zeke's hand in victory....this is confusing...

JK gets a mic from a backstage worker

JK: Well, great match, wasn't it? I must admit, going 7-3 wasn't an attractive part of the plan, but I needed to make sacrifices to cleanse my soul. That sacrifice just so happened to be the CH title.

Scarlett runs up with the title, and hands it to Zeke.

JK: You are all looking at UGWC's newest team.....JK, Ezekiel, and Scarlett....THE VICIOUS KIND!

'Before I forget' plays as the trio makes their exit, JK and Zeke holding their wounds.

Lieberjosch: I can see why many companies just ban the thing all together, now.

Vinegar: What I'm more concerned about is the formation of this new team, and the well being of Enigma as he is loaded onto the stretcher. These fans are all on their feet, they are giving these competitors a standing ovation for competing in that match.

Covert Jay: No more fire....please....it's not worth it....

Vinegar raises an eyebrow to Lieberjosch

Lieberjosch: I think he's gone into shock, give him 60 seconds, and he'll be back to his annoyingly over ninja self.

Ezekiel: 9

'The Cyclone' JK: 3

Enigma: 1

[T-Robosaurus Rex]

Vinegar: A thrilling night of action so far here at No Holds Barred, and up next we’ll see another match that makes its return from last year’s event.

Covert Jay: The Hall of Mirrors!

Vinegar: What can you both tell us about this match?

Lieberjosch: It’s unorthodox, to say the least.

Covert Jay: A special maze of mirrors has been set up away from the ring, and the participants have to find their way to the center and retrieve a briefcase, then escape the maze with it.

Lieberjosch: Simple enough.

Covert Jay: And the mirrors swivel periodically, changing the path of the maze.

Lieberjosch: Which is less simple.

A silhouette resembling Jet Somers appears in the distance of a darkened hallway, walking toward the screen. A distorted and distant Mark Collie wails: 'In time, your time will be no more...,' and the vertical control suddenly flips out as Nonpoint's "Everybody Down" hits hard and Jet runs out from behind the curtain. He runs to the edge of the stage and pumps his fist in the air a few times. At 'And when I stomp you' Jet sprints down the ramp, slapping hands in the crowd as he goes, running to leap onto the apron of the ring. He grabs the rope with one hand and pumps the other fist in the air on each 'Everybody Down!' chant of the chorus. Jet finally steps in and begins bouncing on the balls of his feet and throwing shadow punches to warm up.

Dennis: Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is the Hall of Mirrors Match! Introducing first, the Wild Card, JET SOMMMMMERRRRRRRRRSSSSS!!!!!

Vinegar: The former World Heavyweight Champion will be looking to rebound here tonight with what could be a major victory and set him on a path back to the championship.

Lieberjosch: But two major obstacles stand in his way.

'What You Want' slinks into existence as all the arena lighting turns purple and pink as what we want walks out atop the entrance way. The gorgeous Gabrielle Montgomery in her hue of caramel smirks as she gazes out over all the UGWC fans and tussles her hair over her shoulders before sauntering down to the ring while holding her hands delicately aloft beside herself. When she reaches the ring she rests both hands on the ring apron and for a moment she suggestively arches her back before lifting herself up onto the apron where she sits with her legs dangling over the edge as she adjusts the neckline of her revealing sports bra ensuring it does what little it can to conceal her curves. She then crawls under the bottom rope and into the ring where she gets to her feet and leans back against the ropes where she turns and winks at the camera.

Dennis: Introducing next, the Caramel Coated Goddess, GABRIELLE MONNTTTGOMMMMMMERYYY!!!!!

Vinegar: Montgomery is surely looking for revenge after the attack on her this past Synergy by Jet Somers.

Lieberjosch: And an absolutely heinous assault it was! Somers is lucky he didn’t suffer a suspension!

“Phucking Phreak” hits, and Phrixus Deimos slinks out from backstage and approaches the mirror maze.

Dennis: And their opponent, the Embodiment of Fear, PHRIXUS DEIIIIIIIMOSSSSSS!!!!!

Vinegar: Deimos is the only one of these three participants that has been in the Hall of Mirrors before.

Covert Jay: And he has in fact been in every Hall of Mirrors Match ever held, all four of them, including his victory over the legendary Phoenix in the original match back in 2003, and his loss last year at this very event to Medos.

Vinegar: Each of the three stands at a separate entrance into the maze, we’re all set, and under way!

DING DING!

Vinegar: And they all enter into the maze!

Lieberjosch: And each entrance is immediately cut off by a swiveling mirror, there is no retreat, all they can do now is try to proceed to the center.

Covert Jay: These mirrors rotate on random intervals, and there is no guarantee that a changed path will ever revert to it’s original configuration, making it difficult to strategize.

Vinegar: A rotating mirror cuts off the path of Jet Somers, he turns down a different path.

Lieberjosch: You have to try to keep track of where you are in relation to the center of the maze.

Covert Jay: It gets difficult after a few rotations.

Vinegar: Somers turns a corner, and spots Deimos several yards down the corridor!

Lieberjosch: Deimos turns to face him, Somers charges!

Covert Jay: But Fear takes a step back as a mirror swivels into the path!

Vinegar: Perhaps the experience of Deimos, anticipating the swinging mirror, Somers had to slam on the breaks to avoid running into it.

Lieberjosch: And both men left staring deep into the own reflection.

Vinegar: Perhaps each of them sees a bit of the other in themselves.

Lieberjosch: Perhaps you should leave the commentary to us.

Vinegar: Somers doesn’t see a mirror open behind him, revealing Gabrielle Montgomery!

Lieberjosch: And Gabby tackles him from behind, wailing away with lefts and rights!

Covert Jay: A ground and pound to the master of grounding and pounding!

Lieberjosch: More like channeled rage after Somers embarrassed Gabby last week!

Vinegar: Somers manages to kick her away, and a mirror swivels between them, separating them.

Lieberjosch: Deimos has found a path to the center!

Vinegar: Deimos is just one long corridor away from the center of the maze, and the briefcase that he’ll need to escape with!

Covert Jay: But a mirror swivels open directly in front of him, revealing Jet Somers!

Vinegar: Deimos stares at him for a moment, and takes off in a sprint down the corridor!

Lieberjosch: Somers sees the briefcase in the distance, he’s giving chase!

Covert Jay: But a mirror swings into the path, they’re blocked!

Vinegar: Deimos slams on the breaks, but Somers is right behind him, and he grabs Deimos by the head and slams him into the mirror!

Lieberjosch: And it cracks on the impact!

Vinegar: Deimos staggering…

Covert Jay: Somers with the Suicide Pull!

Lieberjosch: But Deimos leans forward and blocks it, he’s got Somers piggybacked!

Vinegar: JESUS CHRIST ON A POGO STICK!!!!

Lieberjosch: Deimos just swung around and dove backwards, driving Somers through the mirror!

Vinegar: Both men lying in the shattered glass, Somers by far got the worst of it, and now that briefcase is just a few feet away!

Covert Jay: Fear needs to take possession of it and escape the maze with it.

Lieberjosch: Deimos has the briefcase!

Vinegar: Montgomery knocks him down with a jumping heel kick!

Lieberjosch: Where did she come from?

Covert Jay: She ninja’ed out of the corridor that just opened.

Vinegar: Montgomery has the briefcase, she jumps over Somers as he is recovering and sprints down a corridor!

Lieberjosch: Somers is in pursuit!

Vinegar: Deimos to his feet, but a mirror cuts him off from the corridor.

Lieberjosch: So he…climbs it?

Covert Jay: You have to remember that this is Fear’s fifth of these matches, he knows all the tricks!

Vinegar: Deimos climbs atop the mirrors, precarious up there, meanwhile Somers continues to chase Montgomery through the rest of the maze.

Lieberjosch: A mirror swings into place and cuts her off, Somers right behind her!

Covert Jay: KAO LOI!!!

Vinegar: Montgomery sidesteps it, she swings the briefcase as a weapon!

Covert Jay: Crazy Opie matrixes under it!

Lieberjosch: But Montgomery swings the briefcase back immediately again, and cracks Somers in the back of the head!

Vinegar: Now she looks to finish him off, going for a curb sto-HOARY HOASTS OF HOGGOTH!!!!

Lieberjosch: Deimos just leapt off the top of the mirrors with the Meteor Press, crashing onto Gabby!

Vinegar: Where did HE come from?

Covert Jay: Fear walked along the tops of the mirrors!

Vinegar: And now Fear runs his hand along what appears to be a random wall mirror.

Lieberjosch: Maybe he think it’s going to open?

Vinegar: On the other side is a corridor leading to the exit, I’m not sure how he would know that, though.

Covert Jay: Really?

Vinegar: How would-

Covert Jay: He just walked across the top of the mirrors. He saw it.

Vinegar: Deimos pulling Somers up by the head now.

Lieberjosch: He’s going to use him to break the mirror!

Vinegar: BUT SOMERS REVERSES THEIR POSITIONS AND HURLS DEIMOS THROUGH THE GLASS!!!!!!

Covert Jay: That’s a lot of bad luck they’ve accrued.

Vinegar: Somers picks up the briefcase, he’s a bloody mess from going through a mirror earlier himself, and he steps into the corridor and sees the exit.

Lieberjosch: But as he approaches it, his path is cut off again by another mirror!

Vinegar: Somers stares at the mirror, and now he looks back to see Montgomery stirring, back to the mirror and…no, he’s not going to do this.

Covert Jay: He’s Crazy Opie for a reason.

Vinegar: Somers gets a running start…AND HE USES THE BRIEFCASE TO DIVE HEADFIRST THROUGH THE MIRROR!!!!

Covert Jay: And he rolls out of the maze!

Vinegar: Somers wins!

Dennis: Here is your winner…JEEETTT SOMMMMMMERRRRRRRRRSSSSSSS!!!!!

Vinegar: I can’t believe the lengths that he went through to do it, but Jet Somers wins this Hall of Mirrors Match!

Covert Jay: And could it be a first step on a road back to the top of the mountain?

Vinegar: We’ll find out soon enough, meanwhile you don’t go anywhere! Our main event…is next!

Jet Somers: 7

Phrixus Deimos: 4

Gabrielle: 2

[T-Robosaurus Rex]

Vinegar: Well Ladies and Gentlemen, No Holds Barred has, as it always does, lived up to expectations, I'm not entirely sure what the roster will look like two weeks from now when Synergy returns, but I imagine some of the guys will still be in pretty bad shape.

Lieberjosch: Well that's the problem with a Pay-Per-View full of wild and wonderful matches, people are going to get hurt. But thankfully, unlike some wrestling promotions, UGWC does actually pay the medical bills of it's Entertainment Professionals.

Vinegar: Indeed they do, and after a night of mayhem, blood and fire, we have the Main Event up next, and it was a staple of LWF Pay-Per-Views across the years, the Multiple Maniacal Massacre Match, Having seen a few of them in your time, maybe you'd like to enlighten us with the rules of this match.

Covert Jay: It's pretty simple really, you don't need to be a ninja to work out the rules to what we will now refer to as the MMMM. All you have to do is put your opponent through two tables, retrieve one of the items that is suspended above the ring, put your opponent in a straight jacket, and hit them in the head with a baseball bat whilst wearing a helmet.

Lieberjosch: Oh simple then...

Vinegar: Who's wearing the helmet? The swinger or the one taking the shot?

Covert Jay: Good question, your opponent must be wearing the helmet when you hit him with the baseball bat. And you can do any of these objectives in any order, the first to complete the check list will walk out of Texas as World Heavyweight Champion.

Dennis: Ladies and Gentlemen, the next match is for the UGWC World Heavyweight Championship and will be a Multiple Maniacal Massacre Match, everyone in attendance can turn to page 7 of their souvenir programmes and there is a copy of the objectives our competitors have to achieve to win this match.

'Come Together'

Dennis: Introducing first, the Challenger, from Jwar Isle, TTTTTTTTYYYYYYYVVVVVOOOOLLLAAA!

Lieberjosch: it was only a matter of time before this unique specimen of a warrior got a shot at the big prize, it may just be unfortunate that he's come up against the intellectually impressive Human Resources Dept.

Vinegar: The HRD have been rather quiet this month, in terms of plots and plans, either that means they are worried about the Feral Phenom, or they have just been biding their time. I don't think anyone will forget the Napoleons Revenge match and what Ooley and Co are capable of doing to secure victory.

Lieberjosch: They've been relatively quiet because you can't play mind games with a man with no sense of reality. They'll have just been getting Pierce ready for this match, few people know it better than Ooley...

Covert Jay: He never actually fought in one...

Lieberjosch: But he's seen them, which is more than anyone in Tyvola's camp. I do wonder if he even understands the actual goals of the match. It could be his fatal flaw tonight, one that could have been avoided if he had accepted my offer of support and guidance when he first arrived.

Vinegar: I'm sure Tyvola knows what's expected of him, who knows where he learns anything, but he is generally aware of what's going on. He saw right through JK's attempt to use him as a tool a few weeks back on Synergy, he picks up more than some give him credit for. What a first challenge for Pierce though, I'm not sure he's faced anything quite like the Feral Phenom.

Covert Jay: Very few have, even Ninja's know very little about his kind.

Lieberjosch: If Travis Pierce has proved anything, he relishes the initially insurmountable, can anyone really forget his triumph during the Carnage Match at Horizons? Travis Pierce may have been underestimated, he poses plenty of threats to Tyvola.

'You Know My Name'

Dennis: Introducing the UGWC World Heavyweight Champion, TTTTTRRRRRAAAAAAVVVVIIIISSS PPPIIIIEEEERRRRCCCCEEEE!!!

Vinegar: And here comes the Champion, he's been without doubt one of the men to have really shone here since UGWC was born just over a year ago. Has anyone mentioned that yet, because it may have slipped people by, but No Holds Barred last year was UGWC's First Ever Pay-Per-View.

Covert Jay: We may have mentioned it earlier in the show, but due to the quantum and random way Pay-Per-Views are bought into this world, I can't be sure. It seems strange that we haven't mentioned the significance of this Pay Per-View.

Vinegar: indeed, it was the first time the three of us worked together on a show of such scale, we saw every title in LWF and GIW being merged into the UGWC belts, which have so much history inside them.

Lieberjosch: And my weekly headache was only about a month old, now it's like two old acquaintances who I'd like to shoot.

Covert Jay: Well, a belated Happy Birthday to us!

Vinegar: Maybe it makes it all the more significant that Tyvola and Pierce are fighting for this title, because both men in one way or another, became known to the world through UGWC more than any other outlet. Both names are synonymous with the brand.

Lieberjosch: But only one of them will walk out as champion...and my money is on the guy who can keep track of things, and not count using his fists.

Vinegar: Pierce has climbed into the ring now, a ring of objects has been lowered to be suspended above the ring, we have tables, ladders, chairs, and various other implements scattered around the ring. This could be brutal, this could be ugly, it's definitely going to be intense...this could be the wrestling match equivalent of the Challenger.

Lieberjosch: Tyvola's eyes are fixed up above towards that ring of objects, and his eyes are bulging, and he is shouting something about an insult to his sphincter or something.

Vinegar: He won't look away even as Glenn Burke signals for the bell to ring and announce the start of the match.

Lieberjosch: Maybe there is something shiny up there? You see with the correct representation, he wouldn't be getting distracted during the biggest night of his career. I'm not sure he is even aware he has a career.

Vinegar: Pierce takes advantage of this scenario, climbs out of the ring, and grabs a table which he slides into the ring, along with a chair. He does this without Tyvola breaking his focus...

Lieberjosch: Of course he does, Tyvola is literally screaming at the roof of the AT&T Center, maybe he just realised what a big deal this match was and something in that mind of his finally shattered, unleashing a flood of memories, who knows, but he;s clearly out of it.

Vinegar: and Pierce has propped a table up against a corner behind Tyvola, and then picks up the chair, runs the ropes, and slams the chair into Ty's face with great force, and Ty stumbles backwards, his eyes still looking upwards whilst he comes to terms with his head injury.

Lieberjosch: And before Tyvola can decide whether whatever has distracted him above the ring is a bigger priority than what is attacking him in it, he takes another angled shot to then head, which makes him stumble backwards, now standing directly in front of that table. He looks up, and then back at Travis, and finally it seems his focus is where it should be...

Vinegar: But it comes seconds too late, as Pierce impacts into Tyvola with a powerful drop kick that sends him though his first table of the night, Pierce has already got one objective fulfilled.

Covert Jay: It's very early yet...

Lieberjosch: Ty getting to his feet, and his eyes bulge and this time he shouts at Pierce, apparently he is barred from the premises or something from Tyvola's scream, as he rises from his feet, and just wraps both arms around Travis and lifts him into a bear hug, and squeezes with all his might.

Vinegar: pierce is clearly in pain, but this won't win Tyvola the match...

Covert Jay: Really? Compare putting a conscious individual through two tables, into a jacket, a helmet, a straight jacket, hit them with a baseball bat, and escape them long enough to retrieve something from above the ring, to doing the same to an unconscious one.

Lieberjosch: As long as Tyvola is aware of the goals of the match....

Vinegar: Right now I think all he is aware of is the fact Pierce is still breathing, and the look in his eye suggests he'd like to put an end to that, as he pulls Pierce up over his shoulder, and walks to the edge of the ring...

Covert Jay: And throws hi head first through OUR ANNOUNCE TABLE!

Vinegar: Well he's either aware of the rules, or just very lucky. I take it our table counts?

Covert Jay: It sure does.

Lieberjosch: C'mon Travis, you've got this. You can outwit him, he doesn't have the proper representation!

Vinegar: Despite Hans' encouragement, Travis can only squirm in the debris, his is covered in monitors and wood, one splinter has stuck into his side, and it's a big one...

Covert Jay: And now Tyvola has climbed from the ring and is stalking over to Travis, and he stands above him, laughs, and leans down to drag The World heavyweight Champion up by his shoulders...

Lieberjosch: But pierce reaches down, and grabs that shard of wood from the side of his own torso, rips it our with a scream...and then stabs it into the thigh of Tyvola, causing the Feral Phenom to drop his opponent, and falls to one knee screaming in pain.

Vinegar: Pierce clutching his side, which is obviously bleeding, but doesn't seem to have hit any major arteries or organs, gets himself to his feet, and grabs a monitor and slams it around the skull of Tyvola, sending his whole body flopping to the ground.

Lieberjosch: See, the man can adapt to anything, people don't credit him enough for this gift, his will, his determination. They overlook all of that because he is so smart, and right now he's bought himself some time to roll into the ring and gather himself.

Vinegar: How much time though, as just at our feet Tyvola is getting himself back to his, and he pulls that shard of wood from his leg and tosses it aside as he limps towards the ring, where Travis is now back on his feet...

Lieberjosch: Enough time to arm himself with that chair, and slam it into Tyvola's skull as he climbs through the ropes, causing the Homicidal Hermit to get caught up in the ropes...leaving him prone to repeated shots from Pierce until the blows knock him free to the canvas...

Vinegar: Pierce holding his side though after that, he is losing blood, if not at a great rate, enough so to cause him problems, and those blows certainly tested them. He rolls out of the ring, dismantles and slides another table into it, which seems stupid to me, the longer this match goes on the more difficult he'll find it to scale that ladder and retrieve one of the varying objects.

Lieberjosch: Even moments after I present to the world a compelling case not to underestimate Travis Pierce there you go and do it again, he will know what's he's doing. You think putting Tyvola through a table is easy?

Covert Jay: Depends what you are comparing it to.

Lieberjosch: Climbing a damn ladder is what I'm comparing it to.

Vinegar: Tyvola getting back to his feet, and Pierce has that chair raised and ready and he swings....

Covert Jay: But Tyvola is ready for it, and he just puts his hands up and takes the chair from Pierce with relative ease, and then slams the chair back down into his face. Pierce just melting to the floor.

Vinegar: Tyvola looking around now, and then he looks upwards at whatever caught his eye, and gets very, very angry again. Screaming of abominations...

Lieberjosch: And again more about offence to his great sphincter.

Vinegar: his eyes come back down, and he scans the environment before spotting a ladder, and he climbs from the ring retrieving it, as he slides it back in Pierce gets back to his feet...

Lieberjosch: Tyvola gets back onto the canvas, and Pierce rushes, and spears him through the middle rope...

Covert Jay: AND THROUGH A SECOND TABLE!!!

Lieberjosch: Pierce now grabbing a helmet from under the ring and strapping it to Tyvola's head, before he slides back in the ring...

Vinegar: And just stands? Why not set that ladder up and go for the object, or find a baseball bat? He's just letting Tyvola get back to his feet, thats not smart, he'll be in the ring soon.

Covert Jay: Climbing through the ropes now.

Vinegar: Pierce still just standing there!

Lieberjosch: No, he just clicked his fingers.

Vinegar: Like that's going to make and dif...

Covert Jay: A baseball bat just fell from the sky!

Lieberjosch: I think you'll find it came from the nest of objects suspended from the ring, and Pierce catches it, and slams it over Tyvola's helmeted head, before then slamming it into his ribs and face to send the behemoth to the floor.

Vinegar: Wow.

Lieberjosch: And just to clarify, does it stipulate anywhere in the rules exactly how one must retrieve an object that's suspended above the ring?

Covert Jay: No.

Lieberjosch: So clicking your fingers is acceptable then?

Covert Jay: I guess so.

Lieberjosch: So, just to round things up, Travis Pierce is just one objective away from retaining his title?

Covert Jay: Yes.

Lieberjosch: then maybe Vinegar will think twice before doubting Travis Pierce ever again.

Vinegar: Ok, so it was impressive, and I still have no idea how he achieved it, but it's not over yet.

Covert Jay: He's right.

Lieberjosch: Still despite everything we've seen tonight, you don't have faith in Travis Pierce? Dear god there is no help for some.

Vinegar: Ty is back on his feet though, and Pierce swings again, and Ty just grabs the baseball bat and breaks it in half...tossing it aside...Pierce backing off now..

Lieberjosch: Kick to the gut, and another click of the fingers...

Vinegar: And another baseball bat, but this time it doesn't fall so kindly, and hits Pierce on the shoulder, giving Tyvola the opening to slap a hand round his throat and toss him into the far turn buckle. He glances back upwards, but then walks over to Pierce, and heaves him up...and tosses him over the top rope...

Covert Jay: THROUGH YET ANOTHER TABLE!

Vinegar: He tears the helmet off his head and then sets up the ladder beneath the ring of objects...

Lieberjosch: the helmet suited him.

Vinegar: It was a girls pink cycle helmet...

Lieberjosch: What can I say, The Madman from the Mountains can pull a lot of looks off. Gabby herself said he was a style icon.

Covert Jay: outside the ring, Pierce has gone underneath it and is rummaging...

Vinegar: As Tyvola starts to climb...wait what the hell? Something seems to be raining down on him...multiple small objects are hitting him with power and speed across the body, causing him to slip off the rungs...but he still continues his slow climb...

Lieberjosch: And Pierce continues to rummage under the ring...

Vinegar: Tyvola is being pelted without pause as he slowly climbs the ladder, and when he finally gets within touching distance he beings grabbing the various objects and just throwing them to the floor....but he's not done...

Lieberjosch: Pierce emerges, and he has the straight jacket...

Vinegar: Tyvola unhooks most of the ring of objects, and reveals the source of his barrage of objects, and the truth behind Pierce's finger trick....and exactly why his focus has been continually drawn upwards since the beginning of this match....

Covert Jay: SNEAKY PENGUIN!

Vinegar: Boss Penguin is suspended in the middle of the loop, wearing a backpack, goggles and firing a modified semi-automatic loaded with beanbag rounds at Tyvola, when he is revealed he unclipped himself and drops fifteen feet to the canvas...landing smoothly on his flippers.

Covert Jay: AGILE PENGUIN!

Vinegar: Tyvola screams in rage, veins bulging across his face as he swiftly climbs down the ladder, and looks at Boss P...whop has a holster strapped too him and he quickly draws a small pistol...and fires a dart at Tyvola...

Lieberjosch: Genius.

Vinegar: Tyvola just looks down, and pulls the dart from his thigh and tosses it aside, and starts walking towards the boss...but each step seems to take longer...

Lieberjosch: That wasn't just any dart dumb ass it was a tranquillizer...

Vinegar: It doesn't save Boss P though, as Tyvola reaches him before the full strength takes effect, and he punts him into the crowd.

Lieberjosch: But the Penguin came prepared, those goggles allow him to focus and turn...and the backpack is a mini parachute which he deploys at just the right time to float harmlessly to the floor...just as Tyvola collapses to his knee's and then to his face.

Vinegar: We underestimated the capacity of Travis Pierce and the HRD to formulate a strategy, everything that has occurred has been part of a plan, and now Pierce is slipping the Straight Jacket onto Tyvola, which I honestly thought would be the most difficult part, but as Jay pointed out earlier, when your opponent is unconscious.

Lieberjosch: And all he has to do now is strap those arms down and he has successfully made his first defe...

Covert Jay: I think someone messed up the dosage...

Vinegar: Tyvola's eyes open sharply, and he suddenly realises what Pierce is doing to him...what do you think happened to the last person that tried to put Tyvola in a Straight Jacket?

Covert Jay: Well he clearly wasn't in it for long.

Vinegar: He is furious and he screams as he raises his head into Pierces face, crushing is forehead against his skull, sending Pierce rolling off...and Tyvola erupts onto his feet, flailing wildly as he rips the straigth jacket off and then turns and looks at Travis who is getting to his feet...

Covert Jay: MAGUS!!!

Vinegar: And now he pulls that straight jacket onto Travis Pierce, and ties the arms tight...Pierce now completely helpless...and Tyvola just heaves him up and once again throws him over the top rope...this time though Pierce cannot break his fall, and slams into the guard barrier, and lands on his face.

Covert Jay: he;s lucky he hit the barrier, if he'd fallen face first to the floor without the barrier taking some impact on his back, he's had broken those strapped arms for sure...

Vinegar: Tyvola searching through the debris in the ring and he finds the baseball bat, and the helmet...

Lieberjosch: the TVHS have meanwhile come to the aide of Pierce and removed him from the straitjacket...

Vinegar: But their good deeds are rewarded by two baseball bat shots to the back of the Cooperative Champions head's, causing them to collapase, Tyvola straps the helmet to pierces head, and picks him up to his feet...he raises the bat...

Lieberjosch: THE TRUTH HURTS!

Vinegar: Out of nowhere and now both men are down...but Pierce stirst first and he grabs the straight jacket and again slips it on Tyvola...and then climbs on top of him to try and cross those arms and tie him in....

Covert Jay: but Ty squirms and manages to reach out and grab that bat, and swings....

Lieberjosch: PIERCE REMOVES THE HELMET![/i]

Vinegar: The wood slams against Pierce's skull and he just rolls off of Tyvola...he wants the title so much, he has sacrificed his won body to avoid losing...

Covert Jay: But unfortunately he is unconscious now...

Lieberjosch: Tyvola just stands with his arms raised aloft...before he looks to his side with a confused look, before shaking his head...and placing the helmet on Pierce's prone body...and slamming the baseball bat down upon it....

DING!

Dennis: Here is your winner....and NEEEEW UGWC WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION...TTTTTYYYYYVVVVOOOOLLLLAAAAA!!!!

Vinegar: Travis Pierce gave everything he had, even when what can only be called a meticulous plan fell apart, he sacrificed everything in defence of the World heavyweight Champion, but it wasn't enough...but what would be enough against The Feral Phenom when he is staring a straitjacket in the face.

Lieberjosch: Burke presenting Tyvola with the belt, and he just stares at him...and then the belt...I'm not sure he comprehends what just happened...

Covert Jay: OOLEY!

Vinegar: Ooley is running furiously from the back, and he has his own Baseball bat, his trusty Louis by his side, but he looks enraged, not the calm and collected Head of the HRD we have come to know in recent months and he stops in front of Tyvola...AND SLAMS THE BAT DOWN ON TYVOLA'S HEAD, LETTING OUT AN ALMIGHTY SCREAM!

Covert Jay: LOUIS JUST BROKE...IN HALF![/i]

Vinegar: Ooley is in a state of shock as his beloved bat splinters in half over Ty's head...and Ty drops to his knee's but does not succumb he just looks at Ooley, his eyes filling with that rage again. Ooley finally seems to come to his senses, realises where he is, and quickly grabs the broken part of Louis before scampering to the back, as Tyvola gets to his feet and raises the UGWC World Heavyweight Championship above his head...and the crowd...quite simply....erupt!


Tyvola: 8

Travis Pierce: 6

[T-Robosaurus Rex]

Credits

Uncooperative Coop Title Match

Medos

Chain Match
Donovan

The Wedding
Russo

Chaos Title Hard Ten Match
Ichabod

Bushfire Match
JK

Hall of Mirrors 3-Way
Donovan

Main Event
T-Rob[/center]

[EZRA]

Man.. this was off the hook. So much violence. Every match just lead on to bigger and better things. Even when the votes weren't close, every match had close calls.

This show was amazing and I honestly have nothing to complain about except for the debut of TVK. Definitely had a different plan. Guess there was miscommunication.

Anyways, congrats to Ty on the big win, bro. You earned it. Also congrats to the Tag Champs and Chaos Champs for retaining. Well done. Like I said, this show was amazing. Congrats to all the winners and writers.

['The Cyclone' JK]

More like late night (3 AM) writing on top of a ridiculous ammount of H/W which forced a rushed ending

[Red Bull Icon]

I've wanted to break Louis for more than a year now. Real good show. Highlighted for me by the varied number of writers. You all deserve a round of applause.

[Travis Pierce]

Really a great show, all the writers did well, I'm disappointed that I lost, obviously, but Ty did a great job and definitely deserves the victory.

Congrats!

[Jet Somers]

Wonderful, wonderful show. I agree that this show rolled well, building higher and higher into the climax.

The bushfire match stole the show, sorry, but the hype leading up to it, and the way it was written. Beautiful. It even rivaled Ichabod's signature gimmick match (something I don't concede lightly). The ending reveal was kinda... meh... only because it confused me somewhat, and the roleplays leading up to this pay per view didn't seem to add up to it, but I'm sure it's going to lead to some interesting developments over the next few weeks.

Ezekiel, Tyvola, WOW you've both put in a fantastic month, and I'm glad you got the reward. Pierce, you put on a damn fine show despite the loss, and I felt like you didn't back down despite Tyvola's relentless assault this month. Medos, you continue to impress, very proud of you. Alex, hell, you know you had that win, heh. Gabby and Deimos, thanks for making a near miss month into something memorable for me (personal issues), and I really think Peterson vs Hastings was the best storyline of the month. It was fun seeing Tacker come out this month as well, and the wedding angle with Russo turned out interesting and sweet. JK and Enigma, I was a naysayer when you first kicked off this feud, seeing another JKvsKingsley deal, but you really flipped it and made it interesting. NBK, I see a bright future to you, and I can't commend you enough for roleplaying for the ppv when you didn't have a match.

All in all this turned out to be a very successful pay per view, and I think everyone put a helluva lot into it to bring it off. Here's to a continued successful run next month!

[Jason Tacker]

First off, thanks to all of the writers that wrote the matches it was very cool to see the various styles that everyone brought to the table at work. Second, congrats to everyone that won their match. Third; looking forward to the coming months, so lets keep it rocking!

[EZRA]

Ichy... feedback like that is what keeps me going, bro. I appreciate the kind words.