Synergy #37 Results - May 16th, 2011

[Lord Hastings]

The cameras pan the ruckus crowd as the introduction music for UGWC Synergy calls out exciting the fans before finally filling the frame with an aerial view of the ring. More specifically the peacefully resting body of the Jackal of Jwar Isle. A pair of stained grey sweat pants and the UGWC Heavyweight title his only cover.

Vinegar: That's right folks. Welcome back to UGWC Synergy! We are one week removed from No Holds Barred, and if you somehow missed it your eyes are not deceiving you! Tyvola is the new Heavyweight champion. And he is opening his first Synergy as champion asleep in the ring!

Covert Jay: Huge brass ninja balls!

Lieberjosch: *Weeping* and *Sniffling*

Vinegar: Are you crying?

Lieberjosch: I could have made so much money, and he could have been so much better off. It would been win win! Now look at us. We have a Co-Op match waiting in the wings. Someone's got to get this retarded bastard out of the ring.

Covert Jay: Intern Todd tried, earlier.

Vinegar: Folks we hope to have more on Todd's condition before the end of the broadcast.

Lieberjosch: Oh yes, and what a valiant effort it was. He chases off Gabrielle, but leaves the sasquatch! Oh finally!

Vinegar: Folks, Dexter Vines, Moss Edwards, and Robert Ooley with Boss Penguin have all made their way onto the entrance ramp.

Covert Jay: Look at that shiner on Edwards eye!

Lieberjosch: It looks like Ooley is asking if Moss wants a ‘fresh one’ and if not he’d better get Tyvola out of the ring.

Vinegar: And right about now I’d assume Vines has just reminded the leader of the HRD that he is indeed the head of human resources.

Covert Jay: Ninja... whoa whoa WHOA!

Lieberjosch: TAKE COVER!

Vinegar: Folks Ooley just snatched that AK-47 from Boss P, and has taken aim!

The scene is a bit chaotic as Moss, Dexter, and Boss P all somehow plead and beg Ooley to put the rifle down. After a few seconds, reluctantly, Ol’ Bob hands the weapon back to Boss P and points towards the ring. Boss P shakes his beaked head feverishly before finally succumbing as the alternative of giving Ooley the rifle back becomes the only other option.

Vinegar: You two can sit up now. Boss P, the crazed killer talking smoking gun wielding racial stereotype penguin has the gun.

Covert Jay: Ninja miracle.

Lieberjosch: I hate my life.

Boss Penguin hesitates every few waddles towards the ring to stop and look back. Obvious concern across his feathered featureless face. Slowly he takes the few steps up onto the apron, and then into the ring.

Vinegar: And there goes Vines.

Lieberjosch: Article 1973 ’Know When to Get Out’.

Boss P takes a deep gulp, holds the rifle near Tyvola’s ear pointing to the sky, he closes his eyes...

Vinegar: This probably isn’t going to be pret...

*KAKAKAKAKAKAK*

Tyvola’s yellowed eyes rip open as the bird drops the gun and runs as fast as he’s ever waddled before. It’s not much of a head start before the Bearded Bastard is hot on his heels. Just enough time in fact for Moss’ eyes to widen in terror, reach out for Ooley in compassion, and the both of them turn and run as Boss P followed ever closer by Tyvola head their way.

Lieberjosch: Fuck my life.

Covert Jay: Ninja problem solving at it’s bestamest!

Vinegar: Folks, No Holds Barred is in the books. And tonight we set sail for WrestleStock! Chaos division on display in our opening contests as Tacker and NBK take on the team of Enigma and the Chaos Champion Medos!

Lieberjosch: Will you just shut up and send it to Dennis for the introductions.

Covert Jay: *Yawn* Huttah...

Vinegar: What's with him?

Lieberjosch: I don't know...but his new found attitude delights me.

Covert Jay: I spent all night watching the Eurovision final, I'm as beat as the Dallas Cowboys after a regular season...

Vinegar: You watch Eurovision?

Covert Jay: *Yawn* Sure, all true Ninjas watch Eurovision.

Lieberjosch: I missed that, who won?

Covert Jay: Azerbaijan.

Lieberjosch: WHAT?!?!? How the hell could they win??

Vinegar: I love freaky European pop as much as the next guy, but I think it's best we get on with the show....

Covert Jay: At least that 'Freaky European pop' hasn't got Justin Bieber or Rebecca Black.

Lieberjosch: HA!

Vinegar: Our opener is a display of the first day of the Wrestlestock festival, as we see the four most prominent men in the Chaos divisiontake each other on.

Ding! Ding!

Dennis: Ladies and gentlemen, the following cooperative match is scheduled for ONE FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"Firefly"

Dennis: Introducing first, from the UK, the Chaos champion..........MEEEEEEEEEEEEDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The song plays through to almost the end with no sight of the champion.

Vinegar: This is odd......

Covert Jay: Maybe he also watched the Eurovision? England didn't do too well...

Lieberjosch: Why didn't Norway win?

Covert Jay: Didn't make the finals.

Lieberjosch: GAH!

Dennis: Um......o..........k?

Given to fly replaces Firefly to the cheer of the thousands of fans in attendance. As Enigma limps out from the back, he recieves yet another standing ovation from the fans. He raises a hand and gives them a wave as he continues to walk down the ramp.

Dennis: Introducing....from Brisbane, Australia, weighing in at 202lbs.......EEEEEEEEEEEEENIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGMAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Enigma stops short of the ring, and notices no Medos already there to greet him. He looks out to the back, motions for someone backstage to come out, which sets the lights down. They come back up to the riff of Pearl Jam's 'Dirty Frank' to a few more cheers from the fans.

Vinegar: Looks like an unnofficial debut of the Aussie Revolutionaries...

Dennis: *Sigh* FINE! From Hobokein, NJ, weighing in at 250lbs..........FRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANK BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARDOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Frank walks out, and joins Enigma. They both rush the ring and slide in, befire jumping up and taunting to the crowd. Frank gives Enigma a pat on the back, causing him to wince. They share a word or two while waiting for their opponents.

Lieberjosch: Last time we saw this guy, he got his ass handed to him.

Covert Jay: Against a 7ft+ giant.

Lieberjosch: So?

"Dying Breed"

"Dying Breed" hits over the PA system as Kyle Tacker steps out from the back, his arms held high and his middle finger extended on both hands. He lowers his arms as he starts to walk down the ring, stopping halfway to flip the fans off some.

Dennis: From possibly somewhere in Azerbaijan, weighing in at 222lbs...........KYLEEEEEEEEEEE TAAAAAAAAAAAACKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

He quickly climbs up the steel steps, and enters the ring through the second rope. He then stands in the center of the ring and raises his arms once more to flip the fans off again with both middle fingers.

Vinegar: Kyle and Medos fought in rather a tough and gruelling title fight at No Holds Barred, ending when Medos hit the Falling Future on Tacker, to gain the ten points necessary to gain the victory.

Lieberjosch: Interrestingly enough, his partner stole his brass knuckles afterboth were knocked out. Tacker will be pissed off about that.

'How to make a monster'

NBK slinks out from the back and quickly makes his way to the ring, the shape of brass knuckles only slightly visible in a blink and you'll miss it fashion, in his tights. Unfortunately, Tacker has seen them; and starts to subsequently growl.

Dennis: From the other side of Azerbaijan, weighing in at 270lbs.........N...........B.............K!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Covert Jay: He got that Azerbaijan thing from me!

Lieberjosch: Please, don't mention the Eurovision after THAT country won.....

Vinegar: Looks like Frank Biccardo is starting this off for the Revolutionaries, Tacker for his team, although stopping to glare at his partner before entering the ring.

DING! DING!

Vinegar: Tacker and Biccardo circle each other before both coming in with a neck and elbow tie up. Biccardo shifts into a rear waist lock, and comes through with a release German suplex. Tacker swiftly up to his feet, and takes Biccardo down with a swift spear.

Covert Jay: Biccardo goes down like Switzerland did...

Lieberjoch: Don't!

Vinegar: Tacker stares out at NBK, before picking the downed Biccardo, who meets him with a hard Kidney punch. say what you want to about the guy, but there is no denying his brawling background is quite helpful to say the least. Biccardo now raining shots on the head of Tacker, as you can see, there are still some stitches in his head, one pops, and he'll be bleeding like at No Holds Barred.

Lieberjosch: I must admit, I am starting to like Biccardo's choice of attacks, no beating around the bush to it.

Vinegar: Biccardo now with a DDT on Tacker, before making the tag almost reluctantly to Enigma. It may not be a smart move as we see him limping in the ring.

Lieberjosch: Tacker is back on his feet, and lays a brutal chop into the chest of Enigma, which I imagine is still quite burnt...just listen to the pain...

Vinegar: Enigma pushes Tacker off. He comes back in, and is met with a deep arm drag from Enigma.....yeah, I don't think his offence will be good tonight, that arm drag took it all out of him by the looks of things.

Lieberjosch: Tacker gets up, and reigns in a few stomps into the body of Enigma, who really must be in pain.

Covert Jay: He has the heart of a Ninja!

Vinegar: Enigma back to his feet, and hits a dropkick on Tacker, although it seems to have hurt him more than his opponent.

Covert Jay: Let the race to the corner begin.

Vinegar: Enigma was closest to his corner, and so makes the tag with a struggle. Tacker also makes the tag to his partner, who comes charging in. NBK goes for a clothesline, which is ducked by Biccardo. Frank and NBK hit the ropes, and both go for the shoulderblock, with neither giving way.

Lieberjosch: Both these two seem to be equal in strength.

Covert Jay: Thank-you captain obvious.

Lieberjosch: You're welcome, lieutennant Sarcasm.

Covert Jay: You're picking up the pop culture....The padawan has been learning.

Vinegar: NBK with a headlock, but frank powers out, and hits a side slam. NBK quickly back onto his feet, however, and gets an act of revenge by hitting a big boot to the head of Biccardo. NBK pulling Biccardo back up, and takes him down with a...

Covert Jay: JUST END IT!!! NINJA REVERSAL!

Liberjosch: NBK rolls through, and Biccardo can't get a grip.

Vinegar: Great injenuity on the half of the NBK, knowing what to do to escape that deadly submission hold.

Lieberjosch: He takes down Biccardo with a fishermans suplex, and looks like he's setting up for it.......

Covert Jay: RUMOUR HAS IT!!!!!!

Vinegar: PIN!

Owen: ONE!

TWO!

THREE!!!

DING! DING!

Dennis: Here are your winners.....WHAT THE!

Vinegar: Tacker just hit NBK in the back of the skull with that chair! There are bodies lying all over the place!

Lieberjosch: Now he's putting his hand into his tights? Jeez, he's gayer than those who didn't like Norway's entry...

Covert Jay: Oh, so you can talk about Eurovision, and I can't, huh?

Lieberjosch: Oh, shut up. You probably supported one of those obscure nations like Bosnia or something.

Vinegar: THE KNUCKLES! Tacker got his knuckles back from NBK!

Lieberjosch: He slips them on, and pulls NBK up with his free hand....

Covert Jay: SHUT YO MOUTH! Biatch....

Vinegar: Tacker just laid those knuckles into the face of NBK, who is out cold here. The winning team disrupted, and fallen into dissention, moments after their victory, and all over a pair of Brass knuckles.

Lieberjosch: And a scene like this will be all too familiar on the first day of Wrestlestock!

Covert Jay: Stay tuned.....Don't go to the Eurovision site just yet...

[Lord Hastings]

‘Before I Forget’ hits the speakers and Ezekiel Pax walks out onto the stage. Scarlet follows closely behind him, carrying the Cross-Hemisphere Title. He has various bandages covering his body, his formerly bruised ribs are merely an afterthought as he stops at the top of the ramp, seemingly to let everyone take a look at his battered body.

Vinegar: My god...

Covert Jay: I smell bacon.

He continues on down to the ring and climbs the stairs, making his way in between the ropes rather gingerly. Scarlet steps in as well and stands in the middle of the ring as Ezekiel grabs a microphone. The music fades as he puts the microphone to his mouth.

Ezekiel: Did all of you like what you saw at No Holds Barred?

He lowers the mic as the fans go crazy. He pauses after every question, awaiting the crowd response.

Ezekiel: Did you like seeing men get burned alive? Did you like seeing men get cut open like some science experiment? Did you like seeing men and women tortured?

As they continue to cheer and go wild he solemnly shakes his head.

Ezekiel: That’s the problem with all of you. People like Travis Pierce, JK, and Myself put our careers on the line on a daily basis to defend the titles that we held. And for what? To be shit on once you people get a small inkling that we aren’t knights in shining armor?

The fans boo as they sense the change of attitude in Ezekiel.

Ezekiel: I defended my title on numerous occasions only for you slackers to go on some chat forum and bad mouth me because I was helping JK. I fuckin’ died putting on a show for all of you and I end up getting kicked out of my own church? The stars of this company have shed blood, sweat, and tears for all of you and what do we get in return? Not a damn thing.

He again shakes his head as more boos are launched in his direction.

Ezekiel: And instead of cheering the real competitors, you cheer men like Medos who only won the title due to a trick. Medos might as well have a horseshoe up his ass because he is running on nothing but luck. Medos and Jimmy are the reasons why there HAS to be men like JK and myself. And we are the reason why every single one of you are sitting out there watching this.

He takes a few steps forward and rests his arm over the top rope.

Ezekiel: No Holds Barred was a night of good things and bad things. It didn’t matter who won the Bushfire Match because at the end of the night, it wasn’t going to be Enigma. Unfortunately, at the end of the night I stand as the only true singles Champion in UGWC. The Bearded Bitch, Tyvola, was able to squeak past the Future of Entertainment, Travis Pierce while Medos managed to get by on luck once again and retain the title I made famous. Speaking of making things famous..

Ezekiel turns back toward Scarlet and points at the Cross-Hemisphere Title.

Ezekiel: ..I am now one belt away from becoming a Grand Slam Champion in UGWC. Less than 3 years into my career and I have nearly won every title this place has to offer. That brings someone to mind. Jet Somers. I have what you want, Jet. I’m sure you’re watching right now because you were strung along for the ride. You bought into everything. Thinking that JK was getting out of control and that I didn’t want this to happen.

He laughs a bit before continuing.

Ezekiel: This plan came to fruition without a hitch, bro. JK did everything I asked of him and then some. Enigma ducking my super kick a few weeks ago opened the gates for us to dupe everyone in this building. Whether you were a fan, announcer, or competitor you believed that there was no alliance between myself and JK. And I only have one person to thank for that..

Covert Jay: Hmm.. who is this going to be?

‘Jeremy’ by Peal Jam comes onto the speakers and JK walks out onto the ramp. He is equally bandaged and bruised as he continues down to the ring and climbs up the stairs and into the center. JK and Ezekiel shake hands before JK grabs his own mic.

JK: I couldn’t have done it without you, mate. Feels like a huge weight has been lifted off of my shoulders. Can’t thank you enough.

Ezekiel: You’re welcome, bro.

He looks out into the crowd.

Ezekiel: You see, folks. This is what a real team is. Not two idiots bumbling around and arguing or two men who don’t even see eye to eye. I helped JK realize that his ‘friends’ were holding him back and to truly move on he needed to make new friends and dire sacrifices. What we did at No Holds Barred may seem insane since we conspired all along to make sure Enigma didn’t win but it was worth it. It takes a special kind of person to do that to their friend. It takes a brutal kind of person to do what we did to Enigma and not feel bad about it. UGWC is bearing witness to a new kind are people. We are one of a kind. We are...

Ezekiel delivers his trademark smirk as JK puts the mic to his lips.

JK: The Vicious Kind.

‘Wars’ by Hurt hits the PA System as the two men drop the microphones and exit the ring with Scarlet to a chorus of boos. They smile as they head up the ramp and out of sight.

Vinegar: These last few weeks, they’d been in cahoots the whole time?

Leiberjosch: It appears to be that way and I think it was a genius idea.

Vinegar: They claim to be good friends, but they nearly burned each other alive.

Covert Jay: Just imagine what they have in store for their enemies.

Vinegar: Straight on to some more action here tonight, we have two of the competitors who have been named in the World Title line up for WrestleStock, Donovan Hastings and Gabrielle Montgomery squaring off, and these two have quite a history between them, spanning back to their time in GIW.

Covert Jay: What seems unfortunate is both competitors are already in the ring which suggests this will not be one of their classic encounters, it's more likely to be something recap worthy.

Vinegar: I don't think a match between these two will ever be 'recap' worthy, especially as I have it on good authority that Donovan is under strict orders from 'her indoors' to teach Gabby a lesson.

Covert Jay: As good a point as that is I have it on good authority the overseer of this match just got back from a weekend in Amsterdam, and the trip back involved a delayed flight, what chances do you really give this of being a classic. For gods sake, Hans hasn't even said anything yet, and if it's a serious match I'm usually the one with the least to say.

Vinegar: I don't agree with your implications, both of the individuals in the ring will want to build some momentum before WrestleStock, it's closer than PPV's usually are.

Covert Jay: I think Gabrielle would be more concerned with resting after the demands of the Hall of Mirrors, Donovan doesn't really care about Gabby despite Calypso's demands...it's just not going to have that wow factor.

Vinegar: I happen to disagree.

Covert Jay: Disagree all you like, I'm pretty certain I can see some brackets hovering in the distance, and they will prove the Ninja is always right.

Vinegar: Wait just one minute, doesn't the fact we've been talking for so long suggest this is most certainly not a recap?

Covert Jay: Not really, spouting irrelevant crap for lengthy periods of time is pretty much a standard side effect after a trip to the 'dam.

Vinegar: I've never been there!

Lieberjosch: You don't need an excuse to spout irrelevant crap, you've made an entire career out of it.

Vinegar: And now Hans is back, this can't be a recap!

Lieberjosch: I was only interjecting to highlight your own ineptitude.

[And we now leave the commentary team and prove Jay right by joining the action in ring for some recappy goodness. The match starts in a typical fashion with both exchanging blows, until Gabby takes an advantage after hitting a handspring leg scissor take down on Donovan. She then gets him to his feet, and hits a reverse DDT, before slamming his head into the turnbuckle.

Donovan manages though to counter when Gabby attempts to get him onto the top rope, and throws her backwards before striking her down with a double axe handle from the top, he then stomps on her face before tossing her over the top rope as he takes a few moments to compose himself. When Gabby climbs back into the ring he manages to grab her and hit a belly-to-belly suplex before dropping and elbow on the back of her skull.

He then gets her to her feet and heaves her up!]

Vinegar: DESTINY'S CALL...

Covert Jay: NO! Gabby slips out, and reverse...DOUBLE D DDT!

Vinegar: NO! Calypso Desmona has slid into the ring and she slams a chair around the back of Gabby's head, and then lays into her repeatedly. Will Gabby ever be able to get this monkey that is Calypso off of her back?

Dennis: here is your winner Via Disqualification...GGGGGGGGGAAAAAABBBBRRRRIIIEEEELLLLLEE!!!

Vinegar: Donovan has had to physically wrestle Calypso away from Gabby, and his partner is furiously struggling against him. Gabby gets the win, but I'm not sure that will please her the long run.

Covert Jay: And it was every bit as forgettable as I predicted!

[Lord Hastings]

Vinegar: We continue on here on Synergy, with Cooperative action!

A silhouette resembling Jet Somers appears in the distance of a darkened hallway, walking toward the screen. A distorted and distant Mark Collie wails: 'In time, your time will be no more...,' and the vertical control suddenly flips out as Nonpoint's "Everybody Down" hits hard and Jet runs out from behind the curtain. He runs to the edge of the stage and pumps his fist in the air a few times. At 'And when I stomp you' Jet sprints down the ramp, slapping hands in the crowd as he goes, running to leap onto the apron of the ring. He grabs the rope with one hand and pumps the other fist in the air on each 'Everybody Down!' chant of the chorus. Jet finally steps in and begins bouncing on the balls of his feet and throwing shadow punches to warm up.

Dennis: The following contest is scheduled for one fall! Introducing first, The Wild Card, JET SOMMMMMMMERRRRRRSSSS

Vinegar: All of the competitors in this match will be featured on Day Two of WrestleStock.

Lieberjosch: And on that day, we don’t know how or against who, but we do know that the Cross-Hemisphere Championship WILL be defended.

"Shout 2000" hits over the PA system as John Russo comes out from the back with Sierra on his arm. Sierra gives John a kiss on the cheek, which sets him off running down the ramp and he ends up sliding into the ring under. As John poses in the ring and plays to the crowd, Sierra makes her way down to ringside. John looks over at Sierra standing over at ringside before smiling and yelling out to the crowd, "Shout!"

Dennis: And his cooperative partner, being accompanied by Sierra Russo, JOHNNN RUUUSSSOOOOOOO!!!!!

Vinegar: We’d like to extend our congratulations to John Russo for successfully completing his nuptials to Sierra Steel, now of course Sierra Russo, at No Holds Barred.

Covert Jay: Not often you see a successful wrestling wedding, and I’d be willing to bet there were no holds barred later that evening.

‘..Show me a smile on your silly face. ‘Cause I'm getting tired of this human race, My darling..’ The words are quietly said as you hear a piano in the background followed by the explosion of guitars and a drum as ‘Wars’ by Hurt comes over the PA System. The lyrics continue as Ezekiel walks out on the ramp along with JK, followed by Scarlet. JK looks up at the fans as he holds up an open hand, cueing fireworks to go off in set locations around the arena. The two walk down to the ring and Ezekiel climbs up onto the apron. He helps Scarlet up the stairs and into the ring. Ezekiel climbs the outside of the turnbuckle with his back to the ring. He looks out among the crowd and as pyro goes off above him, he leans back like he is soaking in the reaction of the crowd. He climbs into the ring off of the turnbuckle and takes a knee. He spreads his arms out again as Scarlet removes his jacket. She exits the ring as Ezekiel stands in the corner, with JK standing on the far corner doing his five finger pose.

Dennis: And their opponents, Ezekiel Pax and ‘The Cyclone’ JK, THE VICIOUS KIND!!!!

Vinegar: First match together for Ezekiel and JK after they revealed their alliance at No Holds Barred.

Covert Jay: I was a bit confused by that.

Cm: I think the less said about it, the better. JK was the Cross-Hemisphere Champ, now Ezekiel’s the champ, JK is cool with it, they’re partners, let’s move on.

DING DING!

Vinegar: And we’re moving on right into the match as JK starts us off against Russo.

Lieberjosch: Double elbow tie-up transitioned right into a body slam by Russo, comes off the ropes for an elbow drop.

Covert Jay: Evaded by a rolling JK, right to his feet, and springboards off the ropes into a dropkick.

Vinegar: And a tag made by JK, who then holds Russo as Ezekiel comes in and delivers a blow to the chest.

Lieberjosch: And now a series of Muay Thai strikes executed by Ezekiel, whips Russo into the Vicious Kind’s corner, charges in with a running knee strike.

Vinegar: Tag made now to JK, the Cyclone comes in with a springboard bulldog, now covers with a lateral press.




ONE!!!




TWO!!!




Vinegar: Russo kicks out.

Lieberjosch: Effective teamwork here by the Vicious Kind, using quick tags to keep each other fresh and isolating Russo from his partner.

Vinegar: JK pulling Russo back to his feet.

Covert Jay: But Russo takes him down into the Guillotine!

Vinegar: JK manages to roll out of it, both men to their feet!

Covert Jay: The Super Kick!

Vinegar: Both are down!

Lieberjosch: And they both need to make a tag, the team that does it first will hold an advantage!

Vinegar: Both crawling, JK to the Vicious Kind’s corner, and he tags in Ezekiel!

Covert Jay: But Russo dives to his corner and makes a tag to Crazy Opie!

Vinegar: Somers rushes into the ring, three left jabs to Ezekiel, floors him with a right hook!

Lieberjosch: And a spinning back fist for JK!

Vinegar: Ezkiel tries to get to his feet, but Somers takes him down with the Suicide Pull!

Covert Jay: Follows up with Ground-and-Pound!

Vinegar: And now Somers hits the ropes as Ezekiel tries to get back to his feet.

Covert Jay: KAO LOI!!

Pbp: Somers with the cover!




ONE!!!




TWO!!!




Vinegar: JK makes the save!

Lieberjosch: And Somers is going after him! Let the man get back to his corner!

Vinegar: Somers grabs JK and pulls him back, and throws him over the top rope to ringside!

Lieberjosch: There has been bad blood brewing between these two for some time, Somers seems to have had enough!

Pbp: And Somers tags out to Russo, and Somers goes right after JK at ringside!

Lieberjosch: Russo rushes into the ring, but runs right into the Last Line!

Vinegar: Russo floored by the impact, Ezekiel taking a moment to get his balance, now goes to pull Russo up, but Russo surprises him with a kick to the gut!

Covert Jay: Stunning Victory!

Vinegar: But Ezekiel shoves him away, Russo hits the ropes, runs back into a flapjack!

Lieberjosch: PEACE OUT!!!

Vinegar: Ezekiel with the cover, Somers and JK still fighting on the outside!




ONE!!!




TWO!!!




THREE!!!!!




Dennis: Here are your winners, THE VICIOUS KIND!!!

Vinegar: Big victory here tonight by The Vicious Kind!

Lieberjosch: And no doubt they will be a devastating force to contend with going forward.

Vinegar: And we go forward to more action, here on Synergy! Don’t go anywhere!

[Lord Hastings]

Vinegar: It’s been another thrilling and exciting, albeit perhaps brief, evening here on Synergy!

Lieberjosch: And it’s going to get even better next week, we’ve gotten word that there has been a purse cash-in, we’re going to have another guest booker next week!

Covert Jay: It’s the Lord-Chief!

Vinegar: I’m already horrified at what that may bring us, but before we get to that, it’s time for tonight’s main event!

“Phucking Phreak” begins to play and Phrxius Deimos slinks down the ramp to the ring.

Dennis: The following contest is your main event of the evening! Introducing first, the Embodiment of Fear, PHRIXUS DEIIIIIIIMOOOOOOOOSSSS!!!

Vinegar: A potential WrestleStock preview on our hands here, as Phrixus Deimos will be competing on Day Three of the festival.

Lieberjosch: And we know that Tyvola will be defending the World Championship against SOMEBODY that night, we just have yet to know who.

Covert Jay: Could be Fear!

Vinegar: We won’t know until WrestleStock itself, and that’s part of the fun!

The lights go out kicking on a red glow from under the ramp. ‘Come Together’ kicks in and Tyvola lumbers out from the back and into the ring.

Dennis: And his opponent, he is the World Heavyweight Champion, the Jackal of Jwar Isle, TYYYVOLLLLLLAA!!!!

Vinegar: Tyvola looked very impressive two weeks ago at No Holds Barred when he won the World Heavyweight Title by defeating Travis Pierce.

Covert Jay: In Maniacal Multiple Massacre, no less!

Lieberjosch: And not only did he defeat Pierce, he injured him and gave him a concussion, putting him out of action for an unknown period of time!

Vinegar: We certainly wish him a speedy recovery, but in the meantime, our main event is about to get underway!

DING DING!

Vinegar: Glenn Burke getting us started, Tyvola swings with a hard right hand, but Deimos ducks under it, grabs the arm and drags him into a takedown.

Covert Jay: Tyvola is probably angry that people have been in his bed all night.

Lieberjosch: That’s ridiculous.

Covert Jay: Is it? He doesn’t come into your bedroom and wrestle, does he?

Lieberjosch: He had better stay the hell away from my entire neighborhood, thank you.

Vinegar: Meanwhile Deimos has taken control early here in this match, now with a fireman’s carry takeover, transitioned into an armbar.

Lieberjosch: Tearing away at that arm of the champion, but Tyvola uses his free arm to punch him away.

Vinegar: Tyvola to his feet, hits the ropes.

Covert Jay: But runs right into a dropkick by Fear!

Lieberjosch: Deimos is a crafty veteran with a lot of experience, Tyvola won’t be able to just barrel through him like he as some other members of the roster.

Covert Jay: Fear looking for Millennial Decay!

Lieberjosch: Tyvola elbows him away!

Vinegar: And now Tyvola grabs hold of Deimos, whips him into the corner.

Covert Jay: But Fear explodes back out of the corner with the Fainting!

Vinegar: Now Deimos stalking Tyvola, waiting for him to get up!

Lieberjosch: Numbing!

Vinegar: Tyvola elbows him away!

Covert Jay: 3C!!!!

Vinegar: The Catastrophic Cave-in Causer, and both men are down!

And the image suddenly goes black.

























Until the silence is broken by the voice of Rob Cartwright!

Cartwright: DUN DUN DUN da-duh-dah DUN DUN DUN da-duh dah…ladies and gentlemen, The Piercing Truth is proud to present…the broadcast return of TRAVIS PIERCE!!!

“You Know My Name” plays as the picture fades into the image of Travis Pierce sitting behind his desk, wearing a football helmet.

Pierce: Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to a very special…report. My name is Travis Pierce, happy to come once again come into your computer screen. First off, I’d like to take a moment and thank Rob Cartwright, who filled in the past week for me, and did a terrifically minimal job. I’d take my helmet off to him, but my doctors have advised me against taking the risk.

Vinegar: We’ve got our audio feed back, folks, still working on picture.

Lieberjosch: Quiet! I want to hear Pierce!

Vinegar: There is a match still going on in front of us!

Lieberjosch: HUSH!

Pierce: Of course, I’m in this position because of the callous and unnecessary actions of Tyvola, who demonstrated himself to be a selfish bastard who is entirely unfeeling towards the lives of others. The piercing truth about this world is that there are bigger things, more important things in this world than wins and losses, something the pea brained Tyvola is incapable of understanding. My life is more important than anything Tyvola will ever achieve.

Vinegar: I know you can’t see it, folks, but we’ve got a great match in front of us, Tyvola has started to overpower Deimos and has taken control of the match.

Lieberjosch: Can you pipe down?

Pierce: Now, I’m sure you’re wondering, Tyvola, where do we go from here, you and I? After all, not only did you nearly end my career, but you have something I want. Maybe even more than one thing. Perhaps I should start by pointing out that at the start of this broadcast…I never said live.

Vinegar: What does that mean?

Lieberjosch: Look, we got our arena feed back, you happy now?

Vinegar: I am, as Tyvola floors Deimos with a Clothesline From Hell!

Lieberjosch: Deimos needs to regroup in a hurry, or else, hold on…

Covert Jay: Pierce!

Vinegar: Travis Pierce just rolled out from underneath the ring, and he’s wearing a football helmet!

Lieberjosch: I feel I should point out that it’s an American football helmet.

Vinegar: Pierce is in the ring, he’s caught Tyvola by surprise!

Covert Jay: THE TRUTH HURTS!!!!

Vinegar: Glenn Burke has no choice but to call for the bell!

Dennis: Here is your winner, as the result of a disqualification, TYYYYYVOLLLLAA!!!!

Vinegar: Deimos has been disqualified due to Pierce’s intervention, I’m sure Deimos is none too pleased about that.

Lieberjosch: Who cares? The lead story here is the amazing return of Travis Pierce, who still needs that helmet for safety and protection!

Vinegar: Why a football helmet, and not a baseball helmet?

Lieberjosch: Maybe for the extra protection of the face mask.

Covert Jay: Probably because the face mask makes for a useful handle.

Lieberjosch: Eh?

Vinegar: Pierce taking the helmet off now, holding it by that very face mask, and now he’s beating the fallen Tyvola with it!

Covert Jay: See?

Vinegar: Pierce standing over Tyvola, now Deimos rolls back into the ring!

Covert Jay: Fear has the World Title!

Vinegar: Deimos and Pierce staring each other down, and Deimos lays the belt across the waist of Tyvola, reminding Pierce, you don’t have it anymore!

Lieberjosch: But all that could change in two weeks, at WrestleStock!

Vinegar: We’ll see you next week!

[Lord Hastings]

The Champion's Bedroom
Tyvola

Opener
JK

The Vicious Kind Speak
Ezekiel

Hastings vs Gabby
T-Rob

Cooperative Match
Hastings

Main Event
Hastings

[Jet Somers]

Damn, that was a lackluster show, but that ending was GREAT!

[Red Bull Icon]

Oh god, how long was Pierce hiding under Tyvola's bed? A really good ending that just keeps getting more and more disturbing.

Also considering first show after ppv history and a 'dam reference I thought the show was great. All things considered.

[EZRA]

The show was good. Nothing too horrible except for like the 3rd time, a segment I submitted wasn't used. Hmm.. bad luck?

[Lord Hastings]

May 16, 2011 23:38:42 GMT -5 EZRA said:

The show was good. Nothing too horrible except for like the 3rd time, a segment I submitted wasn't used. Hmm.. bad luck?

It's in the show.

[EZRA]

Thanks, bro. It's appreciated. Re-read my feedz and I kind of sound like a prick. My apologies.

[Orgabsmic]

Calypso really doesn't like Gabby...was a decemt show with as has been mentioned a killer ending and a pretty good start as well.

['The Cyclone' JK]

Agree with Ichy, not the most exciting show, but a decent one nonetheless gicen the little ammount of match writers this week.
Congrats go to all the winners