Post by brandonbrown on Jul 25, 2009 21:19:37 GMT -5
Waldo: So are you guys coming with me or not?
Brandon: No.
(One week later)
Big B: So have you given up on trying to stop the fans from voting?
Brandon: Yeah, I don’t really give a shit about that anymore. I have bigger things to worry about.
Big B: Like what?
Brandon: Did you see who I have to face this week?
Big B: It’s just Deathman again.
Brandon: Yeah, but I hate fighting Deathman. That guy knows how to beat the shit out of someone. It doesn’t help that we have some idiot referring the match.
Big B: Glenn Burke is a pretty cool guy.
Brandon: Prescott is the ref. Don’t you read the match card?
Big B: I’m barely ever on it so I don’t really glance at it much.
Brandon: I have a personal vendetta against these two gays.
Big B: You mean guys.
Brandon: What did I say?
Big B: Gays.
Brandon: I did, didn’t I? That doesn’t matter. I really hate both of those gays.
Big B: Guys.
Brandon: Whatever. You know if it wasn’t for Prescott, I would have been the first GIW Champion. He stole that glory from me. I would have won too if it wasn’t for McSkinny.
Big B: Get over it. You won the title the next month.
Brandon: I wanted to be the first champ though. You know what angers me? I have never pinned Prescott or made him submit. Sure I beat him in that Last Man Standing match but that never satisfied me. I always wanted to beat him in a normal match.
Big B: I’m positive that you will some day. You shouldn’t worry about him anyways. He is the ref. You aren’t fighting him.
Brandon: Do you honestly think that Declan will be a fair ref? The guy is an asshole. He doesn’t like to see me win. He will probably smash me in the head with a sledgehammer again after the match.
Big B: What about Deathman though? He can beat you. The man is fucking crazy.
Brandon: Yeah, I still haven’t forgiven him for kidnapping me. I just hope he doesn’t do anymore kidnapping in the distant future.
Big B: He’d be crazy to kidnap you again.
Brandon: I just hope they don’t give him any weapons to use in this match. I had enough of that in the stretcher match. I still have bruises.
Big B: Now that you are happy with the fans being allowed to vote, who do you want to be the third man in the match at In Your Hands.
Brandon: Well, I haven’t really thought about it. I always wanted to avenge my losses that I suffered at the hands of Roberts and Komosube. So, I would probably vote for one of them.
Big B: Going for revenge. I like that motive for voting. What would make you vote for Dylan James?
Brandon: If he would win that fatal four way this week, then I might vote for him.
Big B: That would prove that he is a viable contender.
Brandon: Yes, it would.
Big B: When do I get my shot?
Brandon: Do we have to go through this again?
Big B: I was joking.
Brandon: You know what would suck?
Big B: What?
Brandon: The Red Sox winning the World Series again.
Big B: That would suck. I’m from New York so you know I love the Yankees.
Brandon: Fuck the Yankees. It would suck if they won too.
Big B: You’re just angry that the Cubs won’t win because the American League is awesome.
Brandon: I hate the Cubs. I also hate baseball and I’m not even supposed to be here today.
Big B: Why did you throw in a Clerks reference?
Brandon: It’s a good movie. I heard Chris Austin didn’t like it.
Big B: Are you sure? Has he actually seen the movie?
Brandon: I don’t know. He also doesn’t like Star Wars.
Big B: What the fuck is wrong with him? No wonder he lost his hardcore belt. The force wasn’t with him.
Brandon: How can you not like Star Wars?
Big B: That’s like saying you hate the Lord of the Rings.
Brandon: I do hate the Lord of the Rings.
Big B: Lord of the Rings is awesome though.
Brandon: Do I have to go Randall from Clerks II on you? It’s three movies about walking. Those movies sucked.
Big B: How do we always end up in arguments?
Brandon: Because you always say something stupid.
Big B: Let’s just drop this. Our fans are tired of seeing us fight. We are the most popular guys in GIW.’
Brandon: Really? I never said I wanted to be popular. I just wanted to win. I would do anything to keep my belt. If that means I have to cheat, then I will cheat. Usually though, I’m the one getting cheated so I look like the good guy. I don’t really care about what the fans think about me.
Big B: The fans are the reason that we should wrestle though. Not because we want to win titles. We should always put on a great show for the fans.
Brandon: Who are you kidding? I want to win titles. I want to make money. There is nothing better than waking up in the morning and seeing my money and my belt.
Big B: That title has messed with your mind.
Brandon: Yeah, she’s a beauty isn’t she?
Big B: I hate when you refer to it as a women.
Brandon: Your just jealous that you can’t get a belt or a real women. I have to say though, I love our love-hate relationship.
Big B: Yeah, we fight all the time. But we are family. Family sticks together until the very end.
Brandon: That’s right. Family is almost as important as my title and my money.
Big B: I think you might have somewhat missed the point.
Brandon: I got the whole point because in the end blood is thicker than water. I love that Black Label Society song.
Big B: Brandon, I have a question for you.
Brandon: What?
Big B: Do you ever wish you were Batman?
Brandon: Almost every day. I also wouldn’t mind being Captain Planet. I had a conversation with this guy from another wrestling fed and he knows all about him.
Big B: Yeah, Captain Planet is pretty awesome.
Brandon: You know who I hate?
Big B: Who?
Brandon: Declan Prescott and Deathman because they are stupid.
Big B: Because they are stupid?
Brandon: Yes, because they are stupid.
Big B: Why do you really hate them?
Brandon: Because they have women who they can trust. Declan has Cara and Deathman has Misery. I wish I had a women by my side. Instead, all I have is you.
Big B: Thanks. At least you aren’t five hundred fucking pounds. How many women do I get? None. You at least have women who are all over you.
Brandon: Yeah, but I only use them for sex. I want a relationship. I had a relationship once. It was a good one too. It’s a shame that things didn’t work out. I really loved her.
Big B: We aren’t going to get a flashback are we?
Brandon: No, I’ll tell you about her some other time. I do believe though that she was the only girl who was ever right for me. I need a girlfriend very bad.
Big B: We’ll look for one some other time. You have to focus on Deathman.
Brandon: I don’t want to focus on Deathman though. I’m just not in a wrestling mood right now.
Big B: You have to be or he will destroy you. That is what he wants to do. He wants to see your career end. You act like you don’t even care.
Brandon: I don’t care. I’ll go into that ring and do what I do best. I may not walk out the winner but I will know that I gave it my all. Deathman can say all the shit he wants. He won’t ever stop me. I’ll keep coming back for more.
Big B: There you go. You need some of that killer instinct. You should make it so that Deathman won’t be able to wrestle ever again.
Brandon: I don’t want to go that far. I actually enjoy fighting with him. Even if he wants to kill me. So when are you going to help me get a girlfriend? Diamond Jack has a girl. Sean and Chance have the same girl. Hastings has a girl. I need a relationship.
Big B: Fine. I will help find you a grill.
Brandon: Girl.
Big B: What did I say?
Brandon: Grill, because you were thinking with your stomach.
Big B: I tend to do that.
Brandon: What do you think my chances are of winning this week?
Big B: Deathman is the opponent and Declan is the ref. I say you have no chance in hell.
Brandon: That’s what I like to hear. You know what Big B?
Big B: What?
Brandon: We just talked fifteen hundred words of random crap and I wouldn’t have it any other way.
Brandon: No.
(One week later)
Big B: So have you given up on trying to stop the fans from voting?
Brandon: Yeah, I don’t really give a shit about that anymore. I have bigger things to worry about.
Big B: Like what?
Brandon: Did you see who I have to face this week?
Big B: It’s just Deathman again.
Brandon: Yeah, but I hate fighting Deathman. That guy knows how to beat the shit out of someone. It doesn’t help that we have some idiot referring the match.
Big B: Glenn Burke is a pretty cool guy.
Brandon: Prescott is the ref. Don’t you read the match card?
Big B: I’m barely ever on it so I don’t really glance at it much.
Brandon: I have a personal vendetta against these two gays.
Big B: You mean guys.
Brandon: What did I say?
Big B: Gays.
Brandon: I did, didn’t I? That doesn’t matter. I really hate both of those gays.
Big B: Guys.
Brandon: Whatever. You know if it wasn’t for Prescott, I would have been the first GIW Champion. He stole that glory from me. I would have won too if it wasn’t for McSkinny.
Big B: Get over it. You won the title the next month.
Brandon: I wanted to be the first champ though. You know what angers me? I have never pinned Prescott or made him submit. Sure I beat him in that Last Man Standing match but that never satisfied me. I always wanted to beat him in a normal match.
Big B: I’m positive that you will some day. You shouldn’t worry about him anyways. He is the ref. You aren’t fighting him.
Brandon: Do you honestly think that Declan will be a fair ref? The guy is an asshole. He doesn’t like to see me win. He will probably smash me in the head with a sledgehammer again after the match.
Big B: What about Deathman though? He can beat you. The man is fucking crazy.
Brandon: Yeah, I still haven’t forgiven him for kidnapping me. I just hope he doesn’t do anymore kidnapping in the distant future.
Big B: He’d be crazy to kidnap you again.
Brandon: I just hope they don’t give him any weapons to use in this match. I had enough of that in the stretcher match. I still have bruises.
Big B: Now that you are happy with the fans being allowed to vote, who do you want to be the third man in the match at In Your Hands.
Brandon: Well, I haven’t really thought about it. I always wanted to avenge my losses that I suffered at the hands of Roberts and Komosube. So, I would probably vote for one of them.
Big B: Going for revenge. I like that motive for voting. What would make you vote for Dylan James?
Brandon: If he would win that fatal four way this week, then I might vote for him.
Big B: That would prove that he is a viable contender.
Brandon: Yes, it would.
Big B: When do I get my shot?
Brandon: Do we have to go through this again?
Big B: I was joking.
Brandon: You know what would suck?
Big B: What?
Brandon: The Red Sox winning the World Series again.
Big B: That would suck. I’m from New York so you know I love the Yankees.
Brandon: Fuck the Yankees. It would suck if they won too.
Big B: You’re just angry that the Cubs won’t win because the American League is awesome.
Brandon: I hate the Cubs. I also hate baseball and I’m not even supposed to be here today.
Big B: Why did you throw in a Clerks reference?
Brandon: It’s a good movie. I heard Chris Austin didn’t like it.
Big B: Are you sure? Has he actually seen the movie?
Brandon: I don’t know. He also doesn’t like Star Wars.
Big B: What the fuck is wrong with him? No wonder he lost his hardcore belt. The force wasn’t with him.
Brandon: How can you not like Star Wars?
Big B: That’s like saying you hate the Lord of the Rings.
Brandon: I do hate the Lord of the Rings.
Big B: Lord of the Rings is awesome though.
Brandon: Do I have to go Randall from Clerks II on you? It’s three movies about walking. Those movies sucked.
Big B: How do we always end up in arguments?
Brandon: Because you always say something stupid.
Big B: Let’s just drop this. Our fans are tired of seeing us fight. We are the most popular guys in GIW.’
Brandon: Really? I never said I wanted to be popular. I just wanted to win. I would do anything to keep my belt. If that means I have to cheat, then I will cheat. Usually though, I’m the one getting cheated so I look like the good guy. I don’t really care about what the fans think about me.
Big B: The fans are the reason that we should wrestle though. Not because we want to win titles. We should always put on a great show for the fans.
Brandon: Who are you kidding? I want to win titles. I want to make money. There is nothing better than waking up in the morning and seeing my money and my belt.
Big B: That title has messed with your mind.
Brandon: Yeah, she’s a beauty isn’t she?
Big B: I hate when you refer to it as a women.
Brandon: Your just jealous that you can’t get a belt or a real women. I have to say though, I love our love-hate relationship.
Big B: Yeah, we fight all the time. But we are family. Family sticks together until the very end.
Brandon: That’s right. Family is almost as important as my title and my money.
Big B: I think you might have somewhat missed the point.
Brandon: I got the whole point because in the end blood is thicker than water. I love that Black Label Society song.
Big B: Brandon, I have a question for you.
Brandon: What?
Big B: Do you ever wish you were Batman?
Brandon: Almost every day. I also wouldn’t mind being Captain Planet. I had a conversation with this guy from another wrestling fed and he knows all about him.
Big B: Yeah, Captain Planet is pretty awesome.
Brandon: You know who I hate?
Big B: Who?
Brandon: Declan Prescott and Deathman because they are stupid.
Big B: Because they are stupid?
Brandon: Yes, because they are stupid.
Big B: Why do you really hate them?
Brandon: Because they have women who they can trust. Declan has Cara and Deathman has Misery. I wish I had a women by my side. Instead, all I have is you.
Big B: Thanks. At least you aren’t five hundred fucking pounds. How many women do I get? None. You at least have women who are all over you.
Brandon: Yeah, but I only use them for sex. I want a relationship. I had a relationship once. It was a good one too. It’s a shame that things didn’t work out. I really loved her.
Big B: We aren’t going to get a flashback are we?
Brandon: No, I’ll tell you about her some other time. I do believe though that she was the only girl who was ever right for me. I need a girlfriend very bad.
Big B: We’ll look for one some other time. You have to focus on Deathman.
Brandon: I don’t want to focus on Deathman though. I’m just not in a wrestling mood right now.
Big B: You have to be or he will destroy you. That is what he wants to do. He wants to see your career end. You act like you don’t even care.
Brandon: I don’t care. I’ll go into that ring and do what I do best. I may not walk out the winner but I will know that I gave it my all. Deathman can say all the shit he wants. He won’t ever stop me. I’ll keep coming back for more.
Big B: There you go. You need some of that killer instinct. You should make it so that Deathman won’t be able to wrestle ever again.
Brandon: I don’t want to go that far. I actually enjoy fighting with him. Even if he wants to kill me. So when are you going to help me get a girlfriend? Diamond Jack has a girl. Sean and Chance have the same girl. Hastings has a girl. I need a relationship.
Big B: Fine. I will help find you a grill.
Brandon: Girl.
Big B: What did I say?
Brandon: Grill, because you were thinking with your stomach.
Big B: I tend to do that.
Brandon: What do you think my chances are of winning this week?
Big B: Deathman is the opponent and Declan is the ref. I say you have no chance in hell.
Brandon: That’s what I like to hear. You know what Big B?
Big B: What?
Brandon: We just talked fifteen hundred words of random crap and I wouldn’t have it any other way.