Synergy #38 Results - May 23, 2011

[T-Robosaurus Rex]

Vinegar: Welcome, one and all, to UGWC: Synergy!

Covert Jay: Huttah!

Vinegar: We’ve got quite an eclectic card lined up for tonight, the rights to book this card purchased by Donovan Hastings.

Lieberjosch: He’s given us lots of fresh match-ups.

Covert Jay: I think it feels like he pulled names out of a hat.

Lieberjosch: Feh, you lack originality.

Covert Jay: Moi? Really?

Vinegar: We start the night with the current and former World Heavyweight Champions in action.

“You Know My Name” hits as the stage explodes, and as the music softens Travis Pierce comes out from backstage and makes his way to the ring.

Dennis: The following contest is a Helmet on a Pole Match! Introducing first, the host of The Piercing Truth, TRAVIS PIEEEERRRRRRCCEEEEE!!!!!

Vinegar: This match is a Helmet on a Pole match, meaning that a helmet has been placed on a pole in one corner of the ring, and it is the only legal weapon in this match.

Lieberjosch: What a tremendous concept brought to us by the Lord.

Covert Jay: Indeed, how russoriffic.

The lights go out kicking on a red glow from under the ramp. ‘Come Together’ kicks in and Tyvola lumbers out from the back and into the ring.

Dennis: And his opponent, he is the reigning World Heavyweight Champion, the Jackal of Jwar Isle, TYYYYYYVOLLLLLAAAAAAA!!!!

Vinegar: This is a rematch of sorts from No Holds Barred, however the World Championship is not on the line tonight.

Lieberjosch: But it will be on the line if they cross paths at WrestleStock.

Vinegar: Key word being IF, as we don’t yet know what sort of matches we’ll get next week during the three day festival.

Covert Jay: As far as tonight goes, if Pierce has the helmet, he is allowed to wear it, if Tyvola has it, he is permitted to use it as a weapon.

Vinegar: Tyvola and Pierce facing off, referee Owen Peterson calling for the bell, getting this match underway.

DING DING!

Vinegar: Pierce spins and runs right for the helmet!

Lieberjosch: But Tyvola charges after him, splashes him into the corner before Pierce can climb.

Vinegar: Pierce staggers out of the corner, and Tyvola hits the ropes and flattens him with a running clothesline!

Lieberjosch: Now Tyvola staring at the helmet, scratching at his beard.

Covert Jay: Would the helmet even fit over all that hair?

Lieberjosch: He wouldn’t wear it anyway, he gets to use it as a weapon.

Cj None of us are ever in the woods when we ask questions, but we still inquire about the trees.

Vinegar: Pierce to his feet, charges!

Covert Jay: Runs right into a powerslam!

Vinegar: And now Tyvola goes to the corner and retrieves the helmet!

Lieberjosch: That didn’t take long.

Covert Jay: This is Synergy.

Vinegar: Tyvola standing on the second rope, holding the helmet in his hand.

Lieberjosch: And he just flings it at Pierce!

Vinegar: Pierce knocked down by the flying helmet, Tyvola stalking him.

Lieberjosch: Tyvola has Pierce!

Covert Jay: MAGUS!!!

Vinegar: But Pierce pops right back to his feet!

Cm: He’s wearing the helmet, and it absorbed the impact!

Vinegar: Pierce hits the ropes, runs headfirst into Tyvola, using the helmet as a battering ram!

Lieberjosch: Right in the chest, and the Bearded Bastard is down!

Vinegar: Pierce covers!




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Vinegar: Tyvola kicks out!

Covert Jay: With authority!

Vinegar: Pierce rolling to his feet, still wearing the helmet, going right back after Tyvola.

Covert Jay: FACE MASK!!!! 15 YARDS!!!!

Vinegar: Tyvola has a firm grip on the face mask of the helmet, marches Pierce right back into a turnbuckle.

Lieberjosch: And now he slams Pierce by the head repeatedly on the turnbuckle!

Vinegar: Fans chanting along!

Crowd: 1! 2! 3! 4!

Lieberjosch: Good thing that helmet is probably absorbing this impact too.

Crowd: 5! 6! 7!

Covert Jay: Whiplash.

Crowd: 8! 9! 10!

Vinegar: And now Tyvola spins, tearing Pierce out of the corner and sending him sprawling, ripping the helmet off his head as he does so.

Lieberjosch: Looking at the replay on the monitor in front of us, look at the way Pierce’s neck snaps as he’s spun out of the helmet.

Vinegar: Pierce holding his neck, on his hands and knees, Tyvola standing over him, raises the helmet overhead, prepared to strike!

Lieberjosch: THE TRUTH HURTS!!!

Vinegar: Pierce with The Truth Hurts, out of nowhere! He drops into a cover!




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Dennis: Here is your winner, TRAVIS PIERRRRRCCEEEEEE!!!!!

Vinegar: Pierce pulls out the victory, catching Tyvola by surprise with The Truth Hurts.

Lieberjosch: And that is the danger of Pierce, he is able to hit that move really at any time, out of anywhere.

Vinegar: Pierce still holding his neck, Peterson trying to raise his arm, but Pierce shoves him away!

Lieberjosch: And he snatches the helmet back up!

Covert Jay: I thought he was only allowed to wear it?

Lieberjosch: The match is over! He can do anything he wants with it!

Vinegar: Tyvola stirring, but Pierce slams the helmet down on him, and again, beating the World Champion with that helmet!

Lieberjosch: Brian Chartreuse and Sam Green rushing down to the ring, trying to stop Pierce, but with a final flinging down of the helmet onto Tyvola, looks like he is done anyway.

Pbp: And the damage may be done, as Pierce leaves Tyvola lying in the ring!

Lieberjosch: What a start to our night, and we’ve got plenty more Lord of Pain endorsed matches still to go!

Covert Jay: Don’t go anywhere!

[T-Robosaurus Rex]

Dennis: The following contest is scheduled for one fall and is a Cooperative Match.

'How to Make a Monster'

Dennis: Introducing first, The NAAAATURRRALLL BOOOORRRRNN KIIIIILLLLEEERR!!!

Vinegar: The Killer stalking to the ring, he never shows a greatd eal of emotion until he is engaged with an opponent, then he is vicious and unrelenting.

Lieberjosch: Because he's a throw back to the glory days of this industry, when the men who got in that ring were actually tough, not teenage kids who flip around a lot.

Covert Jay: He's also a lunatic.

Lieberjosch: Well you would certainly know, but so what? Isn't that almost a prerequisite of being on the UGWC roster?

Covert Jay: But this guys a whole other level of insane, no-one knows anything about him, and it my Ninja senses tell me he has had a very dark past indeed.

“Shout 2000”

Dennis: And his partner, JJJJJJOOOOOOOHHHHHNNNN RUUUUUUSSSSOOOOO!!!

Vinegar: Russo with his second cooperative partner in as many weeks, but this one has to be more of a concern to Russo than Somers last week...do we even know if NBK actually understands the concept of Cooperation?

Lieberjosch: I think he's mentioned something about it, and I'm not sure he's the biggest fan of the idea.

Vinegar: So Russo has the challenge of an unpredictable partner, plus he's facing a former World Heavyweight Champion and one half of the Cooperative Champions.

Lieberjosch: Jet and Duncan hate each other, it's not like he's up against a well oiled machine, both sides have their own glaring weaknesses.

“Quick Death”

Dennis: And there opponents, Introducing first, he is one half of the UGWC Cooperative Champions....DDDDUUUUNNNNCCCCAAAANNNN RRRRYYYYDDDDEEERRR!!!

Vinegar: Duncan Ryder a surprise competitor during the World Heavyweight Title day of WrestleStock, maybe Ole' Bob sees something special in him?

Lieberjosch: of course he does, he's a member of the HRD, they are ALL special.

Vinegar: You're right, Ooley is just stacking the cards in his favour, he'd have probably got Johnny Blake in there too if he had the chance.

“Everybody Down”

Dennis: And his partner, JJJJJJEEEEEEEETTTTTT SSSSSOOOOOMMMEEEERRRRSSS!!!

Lieberjosch: People go on about NBK being psychotic, but seem to ignore Jet's own worrying breakdown. He's painting people for Christ's Sake!

Vinegar: I will be the first to admit Jet Somers clearly has some issue to work through, but he's doing that whilst trying to make a point.

Lieberjosch: And what point would that be?

Vinegar: Ummm...

Lieberjosch: Exactly!

Vinegar: All four men in the ring now, and it looks like NBK is going to start off against Ryder, as he has refused to discuss any tactics with his partner and just stands in the ring staring at one half of the TVHS. Both jet and Russo stepping to the outside.

Ding!

Vinegar: As soon as the bell rings The Killer rushes towards his opponent, letting out a scream as he does so, but Ryder takes a sidestep and manages to divert NBK directly into the turnbuckle, and as he staggers backwards, quickly rolls him up...


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Lieberjosch: The Killer kicks out.

Vinegar: Duncan egtting up quickly and he levels a forearm into The Killer's face, and then takes him to the ground with a hip toss, holding on and locking in an arm lock.

Covert Jay: the Natural Born killer is smiling!

Vinegar: He's clearly in pain, but he seems to be enjoying matters.

Lieberjosch: he doesn't care, his 'Screams' are dancing, his mind is calm, I imagine he'd sit like this, with all the physical pain for hours, if it kept his mind relatively sane.

Vinegar: That's a sadistic state of mind, but it seems Ryder has come to same conclusion and is giving up on this strategy. He releases the hold and gets to his feet, laying a boot into NBK's shoulder as he does so. Somers reaching out for the tag, to get some team momentum going...but Ryder refuses and laughs.

Lieberjosch: he doesn't need Jet's help, he has this covered.

Vinegar: it certainly seems that way, as he pulls NBK to his feet, and executes a snap suplex, and floats over into a pin.

Lieberjosch: Great execution.


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Lieberjosch: NBK kicks out again.

Vinegar: jet reaching for the tag once more, but only ends up pounding the turnbuckle in frustration as Duncan just rolls his eyes at the suggestion, and drags NBK to his feet and whips him into the ropes...

Lieberjosch: Dropkick...

Vinegar: No! NBK manages to sidestep and swipe Duncan facefirst into the canvas, and within the blink of an eye he has stradled his back...RELEASING THE SCREAMS!

Lieberjosch: Duncan screams out in pain as his ggoes eyeball to eyeball with The Killer in the most uncomfortable way...

Vinegar: but without warning NBK releases the hold and stands to his feet...he clutches his head and screams before shaking his ehad, grabbign Ryder by the hair and throwing him towards Jet Somers, who slaps his 'partner' on the back and enters the fray.

Covert Jay: look at NBK, he's almost salivating at the prospect of facing Crazy Opie himself.

Lieberjosch: NBK seems to feed of the maladjusted, and Jet Somers is probably UGWC's poster boy for Mental illness at the moment.

Vinegar: Jet looks back at Ryder who drags himself to his feet, with a look of complete disdain...an d then turns towards NBK and both men lock up, and they struggle around the ring, and there's that smile from The Killer once more, he's enjoying this, as he stares into Jet's eyes...

Lieberjosch: And then he raises a knee into Jet's midsection and as he bends over in pain, The Killer grabs him by the hair and drags him to the ground before slamming his head against the canvas repeatedly, that grin still fixed.

Vinegar: Jet has to struggle, and manages to aim a kick into NBK's head to get a moments respite, and he scrambles back to his feet, the former World Heavyweight Champion clearly wasn't expecting such a frenetic greeting from the Killer...

Covert Jay: But like any good Ninja he's able to change gameplans at a whim, and as NBK gets to his feet, Jet reciprocates the frenetic pounding with some swift jabs to the upper section of the rising killer, and a final uppercut that sends NBK sprawling backwards...

Vinegar: Russo leans in and makes the blind tag, as the Killer wipes his finger across his bottom lip and sees the blood, and smiles once more. He goes towards Somers, but Sam Green stands in his way, and motions that the tag has been made and motions to Russo who has climbed the top rope and leaps off aiming for an axe handle, but he gets caught by Somers, and Belly-to-Belly Suplexed across the ring.

Lieberjosch: And NBK has gone wild, he throws Sam green out of the way as Russo gets to his feet, and then he charges...RUMOUR HAS IT!

Vinegar: The Killer just nailed his own partner...

Covert Jay: JETSTREAMER!

Vinegar: Somers takes NBK out, and then quickly dives across the prone body of John Russo....



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Dennis: Here are your winners.....DDDUUUNNCCAAAN RYYYDDEEERR & JJJJJJJEEEEEETTTTTT SSSSSSSOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMEEEEERRRSSS!!!

Vinegar: Jet quickly sliding out of the ring and under the canvas. NBK gets to his feet and moves towards Russo...

Covert Jay: But Tacker slides in the ring from behind to rescue his buddy...

Lieberjosch: however NBK turns around just as Tacker approaches with those brass knucks, ducks the swing, and then grabs Tacker, hit shim with a headbutt, and executes a ferocious spinebuster, slamming Tacker down onto the body of Russo!

Vinegar: It seems like something inside The Killer snapped tonight when Russo tried to muscle in on what he saw as his action. But now both Tacker and Russo are out on the floor, and Ryder just looks on from the outside, NBK grabs his head, and lets out a scream before sliding from the ring and rushing to the back.

Vinegar: And now Jet emerges from under the ring with a can of black paint!

Lieberjosch: Who the hell is he going to mess up now? John Russo’s not THAT attractive, I don’t care what Sierra thinks.

Vinegar: Oh my god! Duncan Ryder gets a faceful of black paint, can and all! Jet showing his displeasure with the lack of support from his impromptu teammate!

Lieberjosch: Did the idiot really think Ryder was going to willingly help him?

Covert Jay: The Twisted Ninja staring down at his handiwork, and glancing back and forth between the can and Black Ryder… looks like he’s coming to a conclusion…

Vinegar: That goofy grin looks more like a menacing leer now, as Jet scoops up the remains of the black paint and rushes backstage!

[T-Robosaurus Rex]

Vinegar: Well it's been an interesting night so far, the randomness of Donovan Hastings' card has already bought us some unpredictable moments.

Lieberjosch: that generally occurs when things are 'random'.

Vinegar: Let's get straight to our next match.

“Given to Fly”

Dennis: the Next match is scheduled for one fall, introducing first, EEEEENNNNNNIIIIGGGMMMAAA!!!

Vinegar: It should be noted that the current Chaos Champion is our referee for this match, another act of randomness. One which has Enigma taking on one of his toughest oppoennts to date in Gabrielle. Enigma enjoyed a phenomenal 2010, he was one of UGWC's breakout stars, but his momentum has let him down so far this year, with disappointing defeats to Donovan Hastings, and then JK and Ezekiel in the Bushfire Match. Given how violent that match was, it'd be fair to say it may take him some time to rediscover his past form.

Lieberjosch: And lets be honest, that's not going to happen tonight, he's facing a member of the HRD, it's like a little league team taking on the New York Yankee's.

Vinegar: It's not that out of the realms of possibility, maybe he will flourish without the added pressure of seeing a friend go down the wrong path and being helpless to stop him.

“What You Want”

Dennis: And his opponent, GGGGAAABBBBRRRRIIIIEEEELLLLEEE!!!

Vinegar: Gabby is one of the six competitors scheduled to appear on The World Championship Night at WrestleStock, it's the first shot she has had since her death match against Travis Roberts in 2009...

Lieberjosch: And it's long overdue, she should have been given a shot as soon as she returned.

Vinegar: For once, I'm not going to disagree, Gabrielle Montgomery has been a phenomenal success in the past few months, and she's paved the way for females in this industry. There has never been anyone as graceful yet tough as Gabby. Both are in the ring now and Medos calls for the bell.

Ding!

Lieberjosch: Gabby straight on the attack, whipping Enigma to the ropes then taking him to the floor with a clothesline.

Vinegar: That is followed by a knee drop, but as she lifts Enigma to his feet, he manages to struggle free of he grip and out of nowhere executes a stunning somersault neck breaker, from a standing position, leaping and rolling right over Gabby's head before forcing her to slam to the floor clutching her neck.

Lieberjosch: Enigma now jumps directly onto the top ropes, before leaping off with a moonsault...

Vinegar: But Gabby with enough presence of mind to lift those much admired legs up and drive her knee's into Enigma's midsection. Both individuals causing each other some substantial damage early on.

Covert Jay: You get the feeling this match won't go so long?

Vinegar: Neither one is known for quitting, so I don't see why you'd think that.

Covert Jay: Just an inkling, this is a match with the least relevance on tonight s card. I can't see either competitor killing themselves before they get to WrestleStock. And as has been stated before, this is Synergy.

Lieberjosch: He makes a valid point.

Vinegar: both back on their feet, and showing more fight than either of my colleagues is willing to give them credit for and they lock up, with Enigma getting the advantage, and throwing gabby into the turnbuckle...and he runs in...

Lieberjosch: But The Caramel Coated Goddess moves, and Enigma slams into the turnbuckle, and she spins him round and lifts him to the top rope...and then climbs up...and then lifts him....what technique...Gabrielle now standing on the top rope holding Enigma in a Vertical Suplex....holding....holding....holding...

Vinegar: A show of strength her boyfriend the World Heavyweight Champion would be proud of...

Lieberjosch: And then she falls back wards....

Vinegar: But Enigma shifts his weight, and lands on top in a pinning predicament...




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Vinegar: What the hell!

Covert Jay: Medos' count has been interrupted by NBK, who has just ran down the ramp clutching his head...and he headbutt's Medos....before stepping back and wiping Medos out with Rumour Has It!

Vinegar: Enigma is not happy in the least, but he won't have to wait long as NBK looks directly at him from the downed Medos, it seems he's gonna go after anyone remotely linked to the Chaos Championship night...

Lieberjosch: NBK charges, but Enigma, just stands firm and manages to slam Nbk in the face with a Knee...THUNDER CHILD!

Vinegar: Enigma may well have just single handidly put an end to NBK's mini reign of terror tonight...

Lieberjosch: but he's been distracted and Gabby is back on her feet...DOUBLE D DDT!

Vinegar: Medos just about stirring starts to make the count...











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Dennis: Here is your winner....GGGGGGGGAAAAAABBBBBRRRRIIIIIIEEEEELLLLEEE!!!

Vinegar: Gabrielle snatches victory, but the big story is the ignition of the Chaos Division, NBK's unprovoked rampage may well have made the first night of WrestleStock a must see event!

Lieberjosch: And you have to be sure he'll be looking at Enigma after he put an end to his pillaging!

Vinegar: It doesn't look like he cares who he gets his hands on, but if Enigma can focus, he may have an advantage over his competitors. And Gabby will be happy to turn her attentions to her chance for the World Heavyweight Championship.

[T-Robosaurus Rex]

Dennis: the following Contest is a triple threat match, introducing first, EEEETTTTHHHHAAAAANNNN DDDDRRRROOOOVVVVEEERRR!!!

 "The Diamontina Drover" comes through the speakers to a generous pop from the audience as Ethan enters from backstage in a Holden Ute. He stops at the top of the ramp and exits the ute before he looks out to the audience, raises his arms causing a Randy Orton like shower of red sparks to fall behind him. He continues to walk down to the ring, interacting with some of the fans in the front row. Once he gets to the ring apron, he slides in and poses for the audience on the top right turnbuckle, then proceeds to do the same on the bottom left turnbuckle before hopping down and awaiting the start of the match.

Vinegar: One of the most random picks of the night, Drover isn't even on the WrestleStock card!

Lieberjosch: That's why it's called 'Random'.

Vinegar: Earlier you were calling it refreshing and tactical.

Lieberjosch: And? What was the last random card you saw booked?

Vinegar: I haven't.

Lieberjosch: Exactly, refreshing. And it's clearly tactical, Donovan finally gets his hands on the cowardly Dragon.

Vinegar: He's injured and I doubt he's even in attendance!

Lieberjosch: His cowardice doesn't make the booking any less tactical!

Dennis: And his opponent, AAAAALLLLLAAAANNNN FFFFEEEERRRRNNNAAANNNNDDDEEEZZZZ!!

"Vow" starts, and the arena goes black with red lights strobing all over the place in time to the opening guitar riffs. When the music cresendoes, the lights goes into a steady red all over the arena, and a light blue spotlight shines on the entrance as The Talk comes out with his Mallet Of Doom (TM) slung across his shoulders. He walks down, taking his time, looking all around the arena with an unreadable gaze. When he hits the ring, he stands on the apron staring out into the crowd. As the song crescendoes into the chorus for the first time, he raises his Mallet Of Doom (TM) with one hand and pyros blow the all around the perimeter of the ring in red, blue, and white. On the Titantron, when The Talk comes out for the first time, "The Talk Of The Town" fills the screen in huge letters, followed by clips of The Talk wrestling and laughing maniacally.

Lieberjosch: And as for random, how the hell did this guy get a spot on the WrestleStock line up, with a shot at the Cross-Hemisphere Championship? Isn't he just Phrixus Deimos' 'special' friend?

Covert Jay: The Talk of The Town is a former Cross-Hemisphere Champion.

Lieberjosch: So were Ghostdad and Andy Savana, what's your point?

Dennis: And their opponent, The UGWC Cross-Hemisphere Champion.....EEEEEEZZZZEEEEKKKIIIEEEEELLLL!!!

‘..Show me a smile on your silly face. ‘Cause I'm getting tired of this human race, My darling..’ The words are quietly said as you hear a piano in the background followed by the explosion of guitars and a drum as ‘Wars’ by Hurt comes over the PA System. The lyrics continue as Ezekiel walks out on the ramp, followed by Scarlet. The two walk down to the ring and Ezekiel climbs up onto the apron. He helps Scarlet up the stairs and into the ring. Ezekiel climbs the outside of the turnbuckle with his back to the ring. He looks out among the crowd and as pyro goes off above him, he leans back like he is soaking in the reaction of the crowd. He climbs into the ring off of the turnbuckle and takes a knee. He spreads his arms out again as Scarlet removes his jacket. She exits the ring as Ezekiel stands in the corner.

Lieberjosch: Now here's a Cross-Hemisphere Champion we can be proud of, a true genius and an incredible technician.

Vinegar: A master manipulator and a cheat.

Lieberjosch: You say tomato, I say tomato.

Covert Jay: I'm pretty sure that doesn't work in this medium.

Vinegar: Huh?

Covert Jay: Tomato, tomato...see...it just doesn't work.

Vinegar: Whatever you say, this match is about to get under way.

Ding!

Vinegar: Ethan Drover straight after Fernandez and grapples him to the ground, and slams multiple knee's into the Former LWF Cross-Hemisphere Champions face, whilst Ezekiel just stands back and watches.

Lieberjosch: Why get involved unnecessarily?

Vinegar: Because you might be able to assert some dominance early and get the win early.

Lieberjosch: That, Nick, is why Ezekiel wins titles whilst wrestling, I have had hundreds of papers published on the subject of wrestling, and you, well you just sit and talk about wrestling.

Vinegar: The Talk of The Town manages to grapple back to his feet and send Drover against the ropes, and then hits him with an uppercut on the return, sending Ethan backwards...

Lieberjosch: And now, Zeke strikes, like a predator, he senses Fernandez is unaware of him, and he swoops in from behind and springboards off the middle rope, getting some great air, and manages to strike his right foot directly into the back of Fernandez's head.

Vinegar: Drover though, is aware of Zeke's presence, and he runs in as Zeke lands, and manages to grasp him and hit a T-Bone Suplex...

Lieberjosch: Now it's 'The Most Random Pick of the Night' who is standing with momentum, and he turns to the rising Fernandez and swings, but Alan ducks and manages to sweep Drovers legs from underneath him, and then turns and dodges a a running attack from Ezekiel...

Vinegar: Zeke ending up tangled in the ropes, and Scarlett rushes over and tries to hep him untangle...

Lieberjosch: And now Fernandez thinks he has the right to stop true love and tries to chase Scarlett away, but Drover is back on his feet, and he rolls up Fernandez whilst Zeke is tangled in the ropes...






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Lieberjosch: THR...

Vinegar: No! An the very last moment Drover's legs are pulled through the ropes...BY JK!

Covert Jay: Does that really surprise you!

Vinegar: Fernandez gets tohis feet, and he see's Jordan at ringside, and before Drover can even react, Fernandez leaps out of the ring, and in pursuit of JK as 'The Cyclone' jumps over the guard rail and into the crowd.

Lieberjosch: Leaving Drover alone with Ezekiel, who has finally been untangled from the ropes, he sure hit them at speed...

Vinegar: In the audience Fernandez is pursuing JK through the crowd, and JK takes a sharp right into a row of fans, and Fernandez leaps onto the tops of chairs, fans diving out of the way as The Talk Of The Town runs along five chair tops and then leaps, taking JK to the ground and laying into him with punch after punch:

Lieberjosch: In the ring Ezekiel has got the momentum and is driving Drover's face into the top turnbuckle, but Drover manages to get a foot up and block another thrust, and then slams his elbow into Zeke's face...Ezekile spins round...clutching his nose....

Vinegar: DEATH ADDER!





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Lieberjosch: NO! Ezekiel get's his foot on the rope!

Vinegar: With more than a little help from Scarlett...And Ethan is incredulous, he scream at her and leans over the top rope trying to grab her....

Lieberjosch: Zeke from the floor....ROLL UP!








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Dennis: Here is your winner.....EEEEZZZEEEKIIIIEEEELLL!!!

Vinegar: Ezekiel with another cheap victory...

Lieberjosch: Another smart and tactical win.

Vinegar: JK has escaped from Fernandez and got backstage, and Ezekiel quickly exits the ring and he and Scarlett make their way up the entrance ramp with broad smiles on their faces...

Lieberjosch: And they pause at the top of the ramp as Ezekiel turns to the crowd, and raises his title...

Vinegar: To a chorus of displeasure...

Lieberjosch: And he laps it all up, with a cocky grin plastered over his face, like a man who knows he's getting oral satisfaction from the woman on your arm.

Vinegar: Zeke turns quickly with a stagger, and then Scarlett shrieks...as standing before them, with his own smile is Jet Somers....and the paint! And with two swipes both Ezekiel and Scarlett are clutching at their now black faces...Jet twirls the paintbrush and drops it back into the paint can before whistling and walking off backstage.

Lieberjosch: the man is a maniac...he should be locked up!

Vinegar: We've had a hell of a lot of surprises tonight, who knows what's in store for us all at WrestleStock the plot has certainly thickened in unexpected ways over the course of the evening so far, and we still have the Main Event to come!

[T-Robosaurus Rex]

Vinegar: It’s been another blockbuster night, here on Synergy!

Lieberjosch: Brought to us by the tactical mind of the Lord of Pain himself!

Vinegar: Now it’s time for the main event of the evening, we’re not quite sure what we’re about to get here.

Covert Jay: But it’s certain to be memorable.

“Ripper” hits, and Donovan Hastings emerges from the curtain, his cloak flowing behind him and Calypso Desmona at his side.

Dennis: Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is your main event of the evening. Introducing first, from Hartford, Connecticut, the Lord of Pain, DONOVAN HAAAAASSTINNNGGGSSSSS!!!!

Vinegar: It’s important to remember that this event, this entire card, was booked by Hastings himself after using his accumulated purse winnings to purchase the right.

Lieberjosch: And it was all with this match in mind, a match that has been in the makings ever since the injustice suffered by Hastings at Infinity.

Vinegar: The selected opponent is, of course, ‘The Dragon’ Alex Kiseragi.

Covert Jay: DRAGONNNNNNNNNN!!!!!

Vinegar: Ahem, yes, however Kiseragi is still not long removed from knee surgery, surgery required after injuries that stemmed from an assault on Kiseragi by Hastings himself. It remains to be seen if Kiseragi will be here tonight, backstage reports are that he is not in the building that anybody has seen.

Lieberjosch: Well, shut your mouth and let’s find out.

Vinegar: Hastings pacing in the ring, his own music has stop playing for quite a bit now, typically the opponent would have made his entrance.

Lieberjosch: Kiseragi isn’t showing, he’s a coward.

Vinegar: He’s recovering from knee surgery!

Lieberjosch: So?

Covert Jay: In any case, dragons have no need of two working knees, what with the wings and all.

Vinegar: Hastings speaking with Glenn Burke now, and pointing towards the stage. Burke appears hesitant, but he seems to nod agreement.

Lieberjosch: Well, how long are we supposed to wait for this man?

Vinegar: Apparently we’re about to get an answer, as Glenn Burke is now leaning through the ropes and giving instructions to Mitchell Dennis.

Dennis: Ladies and gentlemen, the referee has just informed me that the winner of this match, as a result of a forfeit, is-

“Teahouse” hits, and the crowd erupts.

Vinegar: I can’t believe this, he’s here!

Covert Jay: DRAGONNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!

Vinegar: Hastings looks like he can’t believe it either!

Lieberjosch: Kiseragi wasn’t supposed to be able to be here!

Vinegar: Well, why not? He was scheduled for a match, wasn’t he?

Lieberjosch: He’s going to take the risk on that knee?

Vinegar: And now Hastings is…laughing? Why is he laughing?

Lieberjosch: The Lord is calling for a microphone, perhaps he’ll explain it to us.

Hastings: You stupid peasants! He’s not here! You think that Alex Kiseragi would risk me finishing off his knee for all of you? Of course not. He’s not man enough to do his own dirty work and come after me himself, he’s too busy corrupting the next generation and leading them down a path of shame and dishonor. I wouldn’t be surprised if we never see him-

Peterson: WAIT!

Vinegar: Owen Peterson is on the stage with a microphone of his own!

Peterson: We found him, he’s here!

Hastings: What?

Peterson: The burly men have him, Lord! THE BURLY MEN HAVE HIM!

Hastings: Then bring him down!

Vinegar: Just what in the world are they-

Covert Jay: Burly men!

Lieberjosch: The Lord’s two main man-servants have just emerged from backstage, coming down the ramp, they’ve got Kiseragi in their arms!

Vinegar: That’s not Kiseragi, that’s…that’s a…blow-up doll?

Covert Jay: That’s what happens to dragons when they get all firey.

Lieberjosch: That’s idiotic.

Covert Jay: You’re welcome.

Vinegar: They’ve got “Kiseragi” in the ring now, Hastings demanded that Burke start the match.

DING DING!

Lieberjosch: And Hastings delivers a textbook drop kick to Kiseragi!

Vinegar: The doll down on the mat, Hastings going to the top rope!

Covert Jay: Leaping ninja strike!

Lieberjosch: Hastings with a flying elbow drop!

Vinegar: The doll appears to be slowly deflating.

Lieberjosch: It is the spirit of Kiseragi itself that is deflating before our very eyes!

Vinegar: And now Hastings lifting the doll up!

Lieberjosch: DESTINY’S CALL!!!!

Vinegar: Hastings covers with a lateral press.




ONE!!!




TWO!!!




Vinegar: Hastings lifts the doll up!

Lieberjosch: He hasn’t finished punishing Kiseragi yet!

Vinegar: Glenn Burke looks entirely exasperated, but Hastings lifts the doll back into the air.

Lieberjosch: A SECOND DESTINY’S CALL!!!!!

Covert Jay: It called back!

Vinegar: Hastings covers again!





ONE!!!






TWO!!!





THREE!!!!




Dennis: Here is your winner, DONOVAN HAAAAASSTINNNNNNGGGGSSSS!!!!!

Lieberjosch: And justice is finally served, let the record books show that on May 23, 2011, Donovan Hastings defeated Alex Kiseragi here on Synergy in the main event!

Covert Jay: It nearly record time, too!

Vinegar: Right.

Covert Jay: He’s going to speak!

Hastings: Now that we’ve got that out of the way, it’s time to refocus. It has been six months since my property was taken away from me. While I’ve been preoccupied with these personal matters, it’s my understanding that no fewer than three people have passed around what’s rightfully mine as though it were a street corner whore. This can be tolerated no longer. Next week, at WrestleStock, the World Heavyweight Championship is coming back home, back to being around the waist of the person that defined it. It is simply…in-

“Phucking Phreak” interrupts, and Phrixus Deimos appears on the stage, casually walking down the ramp, his eyes locked with those of Hastings.

Vinegar: It looks like Deimos might have something to say about this!

Covert Jay: Hastings wants the World Championship back, but he might have to go through Fear to get it, and Fear has beaten him for that title before!

Vinegar: Both of these men will be a part of Day Three of WrestleStock, meaning they have the potential to compete for the World Heavyweight Championship.

Lieberjosch: A lot of bad blood between these two.

Vinegar: Big staredown in the ring, this crowd is on their feet.

Covert Jay: THE DEPARTMENT!!!

Vinegar: Pierce, Montgomery, and Ryder all rushing the ring!

Lieberjosch: Hastings and Deimos didn’t see them coming, they’ve been blindsided!

Covert Jay: Gabby takes out Calypso at ringside, enters the ring to join the others!

Vinegar: Hastings and Deimos being beaten down!

Covert Jay: TYVOLA!!!

Vinegar: The Jackal of Jwar Isle rushing the ring, going right after Pierce!

Covert Jay: sugaM!

Vinegar: Pierce rolling out of the ring, and now Deimos and Hastings fighting Montgomery and Ryder back, clearing them out of the ring!

Lieberjosch: The Department trying to regroup, and in the ring, standing side by side are Phrixus Deimos, Donovan Hastings and The World Heavyweight Champion, yet another unexpected surprise tonight, they look at each other uneasily whilst maintaining their stance against the HRD!

Vinegar: What is the fate of the World Heavyweight Championship, next week, at WrestleStock???

[T-Robosaurus Rex]

Credits

Helmet on a Pole Match

Donny

Cooperative Match, Gabrielle vs Enigma & Triple Threat Match
T-Rob

Main Event
Donny[/center]

[Jet Somers]

Gorgeous.

The edit to the ending of the triple threat was brilliant, loved it.

Here's to Wrestlestock!

['The Cyclone' JK]

Gotta say, great show from you guys. Given the lack of writers, I wouldn't have been at all surprised to see a recap show, but this was a full on show, and an absolute charm to read. Good on you guys for getting it done. Can only feel a little dissapointed in myself for not taking a match and lightening the load a little.

[T-Robosaurus Rex]

Thanks guys, i think Steve and I are really happy about how this turned out, and we're both pumped for WrestleStock, and that helped write this. I know I wanted a show that would help build WrestleStock, especially given the fact we only got two shows between PPV's this time round, and I think Steve felt the same way.

Hope we succeeded.

[EZRA]

This was a great show. No recaps even though no one stepped up as match writers. Sorry, Donny. I offered but when you replied, I was on my way to Seattle.

Anyways, like I said. This was an awesome show. The main event was hilarious and not what I expected. The show ended on a high note leading into WrestleStock. Well done, dudes.

[Alex Kiseragi]

Good show for a short card and just the two of you doing the writing. I liked how you did the main event. Looking forward to WrestleStock.