WrestleStock '11 Day Two

[Lord Hastings]

Vinegar: Welcome to Day Two of the festival event of the year, WrestleStock!

Covert Jay: Huttah!

Vinegar: Yesterday we got off to a tremendous start, we’d like to extend our congratulations to the Natural Born Killer, the new Chaos Champion!

Lieberjosch: And while yesterday was indeed chaotic, fitting for the featured championship, tonight will have a much more traditional feel, and perhaps won’t need the riot police.

Vinegar: Let’s hope so. We’ve just come on the air, but its been busy here all day at the New Orleans Park, we’ll be providing live coverage of matches in our feature ring, but also keeping an eye on events and matches occurring elsewhere on the grounds.

Lieberjosch: Of course, an important part of the WrestleStock experience is the full festival environment, fans here on the grounds have been able to participate in fare games, meet many Entertainment Professionals, there are tents everywhere, lots of fans staying multiple days who are camping on the grounds.

Covert Jay: And don’t forget the Ninja Tent!

Lieberjosch: The Ninja Tent?

Covert Jay: That’s where I dress you up like a real ninja!

Lieberjosch: What, you wrap bath towels way too tightly around the heads of unsuspecting victims?

Vinegar: Is that where you’ve been all day?

Covert Jay: All day? I’m doing it now.

Lieberjosch: How can you be at your stupid tent AND sitting here with us at the same time?

Covert Jay: Hello? Ninja.

Vinegar: In any case, I think we’re ready for a match. Remember, we’ll be seeing the Cross-Hemisphere Championship defended later on tonight, but first up, we’ve got singles action!

A silhouette resembling Jet Somers appears in the distance of a darkened hallway, walking toward the screen. A distorted and distant Mark Collie wails: 'In time, your time will be no more...,' and the vertical control suddenly flips out as Nonpoint's "Everybody Down" hits hard and Jet runs out from behind the curtain. He runs to the edge of the stage and pumps his fist in the air a few times. Attached to his other wrist by handcuffs is the briefcase won at No Holds Barred. At 'And when I stomp you' Jet sprints down the ramp, slapping hands in the crowd as he goes, running to leap onto the apron of the ring. He grabs the rope with one hand and pumps the other fist in the air on each 'Everybody Down!' chant of the chorus. Jet finally steps in, and the referee of course makes him give up the briefcase before clearing him to compete. Jet reluctantly gives it up and begins bouncing on the balls of his feet and throwing shadow punches to warm up.

Dennis: The following featured contest is scheduled for one fall! Introducing first, the Wild Card, JEETTTTT SOMMMMMMMMERRRRRRRSSSSSS!!!!!

Vinegar: The former World Heavyweight Champion getting the broadcast portion of our day started.

Lieberjosch: I hear Jet had his own tent set up on the grounds, and fans could get blasted with black paint for a nominal fee.

Vinegar: I’m not sure I believe you.

Covert Jay: Maybe that’s why people kept stealing my towels. I had blamed the nargles.

"Shout 2000" hits over the PA system as John Russo comes out from the back with Sierra on his arm. Sierra gives John a kiss on the cheek, which sets him off running down the ramp and he ends up sliding into the ring under. As John poses in the ring and plays to the crowd, Sierra makes her way down to ringside. John looks over at Sierra standing over at ringside before smiling and yelling out to the crowd, "Shout!"

Dennis: And his opponent, being accompanied by Sierra, JOHNN RUUUUUUSSSOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

Vinegar: It seems to have been a very happy month for the Russos, can John continue his good fortune in this match against Jet Somers?

Lieberjosch: What the hell is a nargle?

Covert Jay: If I told you, you’d be exposed.

DING DING!

Vinegar: Hazel East getting us underway, Somers opening with some body kicks, deflected by Russo.

Lieberjosch: Both of these men have an MMA background, could actually be a bit of a treat, provided you’re into that sort of thing.

Vinegar: Somers evades a right hand, counters into an arm drag takedown, transitioned into a side headlock.

Lieberjosch: Russo pushes him away, catches him off the ropes with a reverse elbow.

Covert Jay: And an inverted atomic drop!

Vinegar: Fireman’s carry takeover drops Somers to the mat, Russo looking for the Guillotine!

Lieberjosch: Somers manages to roll out of it, gets to his feet, and a leg hooking takedown on the advancing Russo.

Covert Jay: TONGA DEATH GRIP!!!!

Vinegar: Russo with clubbing blows manages to knock the arm away, now he drops Somers with a body slam.

Lieberjosch: Russo drops an elbow, here’s a cover!





ONE!!!





TWO!!!





Vinegar: Somers kicks out!

Lieberjosch: And now is the time that John Russo needs to continue to apply the pressure and punishment.

Vinegar: Russo pushes Somers into the cover, stomping him down, and now he takes him out of the corner with a running bulldog.

Covert Jay: Again trying for the Guillotine, but again Somers squirms away!

Vinegar: Russo pursues, taken down by a drop toe hold.

Covert Jay: Kimura Armbar!

Vinegar: Russo struggling, he manages to get his foot to the ropes, Hazel East has Somers break the hold.

Lieberjosch: Jet Somers is a submissions expert, he would prefer to force Russo to submit if he can.

Covert Jay: A true ninja knows to get a win however you can.

Vinegar: Somers pulling Russo back to his feet, Russo shoves him away.

Covert Jay: Super Kick!

Vinegar: Russo drops onto Somers!





ONE!!!





TWO!!!





Vinegar: Somers gets the shoulder up!

Lieberjosch: And both men down now, slow to get up.

Covert Jay: Well it is frickin hot out here.

Vinegar: It’ll get cooler as the night goes on, I’m sure, meanwhile Somers starting to rise, Russo on his hands and knees.

Covert Jay: Somers pounces for the Anaconda!

Vinegar: He locks it in, Russo once again trapped in a submission maneuver!

Lieberjosch: And again Russo manages to get to the ropes with his feet, great ring awareness by John Russo.

Vinegar: Again Somers as to break the hold, Hazel East backs him off, Russo getting back to his feet.

Lieberjosch: Somers going after him.

Covert Jay: Russo drops him with a Samoan Drop!

Vinegar: And Russo falls back into the ropes.

Lieberjosch: He’s got to be tired, he’s had to fight his way out of two brutal submission holds.

Vinegar: Russo waving at Somers to get up, Somers stumbling to his feet.

Lieberjosch: Stunning Victory!

Vinegar: Blocked by Somers, reversed…

Covert Jay: CHAOS IN MOTION!!!

Vinegar: Jet Somers pulling out all the stops here at WrestleStock, as he drops onto Russo!





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TWO!!!





THREE!!!!





Dennis: Here is your winner, JETTT SOMMMMMERRRRRRRSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!

Vinegar: Jet Somers comes away with a victory, here at WrestleStock!

Lieberjosch: A well fought match by both men, Somers was just better tonight.

Vinegar: And this isn’t the only match going on right now on the grounds, let’s check in with Jason Reeves.

Reeves: Thank you, Nick. I’m at one of our supplemental rings, where “The Talk of the Town” Alan Fernandez just defeated Forewell Boding. It was a very exciting match, a lot of fast-paced action, it looked at one point that Boding might have the advantage after a series of neck breakers, hurricaranas, and Shining Wizards, but Fernandez took back control when he manages to hit the Panic Switch.

Lieberjosch: We’re watching the highlights on our monitors now, Jason, looks like it ended when Fernandez finished Boding off with Human Wreckage.

Reeves: He did, Fernandez used Human Wreckage to pick up the pin, as he has so many times previously in his career, a nice win for the Talk of the Town here at WrestleStock.

Vinegar: And we’ve got plenty more still to go tonight, don’t go anywhere!

[Lord Hastings]

Once again, the GlobalTron begins to flicker, almost like a lightning storm. As it flashes, you can see a hooded figure standing inside of a room. The more it flashes, the closer the figure gets to the camera. The figure holds its hands up and a sign flickers in his hands. It appears blank until the number 3 appears on the card. As everything comes into focus, the GlobalTron blacks out.

Vinegar: Not quite sure what that’s all about, in any event, what an amazing event this has been so far, and we’ve got a very special treat for you up next!

Lieberjosch: We’re going to see the Cooperative Champions in action against a legendary team making a special appearance here at WrestleStock!

“Quick Death” hits, and Johnny Blake storms to the ring as Duncan Ryder takes his time coming down the ramp.

Dennis: This feature match is a cooperative match scheduled for one fall! Introducing first, Duncan Ryder, Johnny Blake, THE THAMES VALLEY HIT SQUAD!!!

Vinegar: Both Blake and Ryder involved elsewhere as well at WrestleStock, Blake likely still recovering from his involvement yesterday, Duncan Ryder looking forward to what tomorrow has in store for him.

Lieberjosch: But they both have to put that aside and focus on the task at hand, while we’re still waiting to find out who they’re facing!

Vinegar: We’re about to find out!

ANGEL OF DEATH

Covert Jay: DRAGONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!

Vinegar: That’s not Alex Kiseragi.

Covert Jay: No, it’s the original dragon!

“Angel of Death” by Slayer plays as Arelas and Crow walk out from the far stage, Arelas carrying his Sword of Justice. They come to the ring and Crow rolls in as Arelas stands on the apron and thrusts the sword into the air, igniting the turnbuckles.

Dennis: And their opponents, Arelas and Crow, THE WINGED ONES!!!!

Vinegar: The Winged Ones! They’re former LWF Tag Team Champions!

Covert Jay: And their individual achievements are even more impressive, Crow a former World Champion as well as a 3-Time Cross-Hemisphere Champion.

Lieberjosch: And Arelas held six different championships a combined total of fifteen times during his time in LWF, including 5 World Championships.

Covert Jay: And he’s a dragon!

Vinegar: Tonight, the Winged Ones make their return to the squared circle, to face the reigning Cooperative Champions, the Thames Valley Hit Squad!

“Damage Inc” begins to play, and Robert Ooley appears on the stage that the Hit Squad originally emerged from.

Vinegar: Director Ooley is here!

Covert Jay: A lot of history between Ooley and Arelas, who once battled over the position of LWF Commissioner for the better part of a year!

Lieberjosch: Ooley has a microphone!

Ooley: Well this is just grand. Old Bob hasn’t been having a frustrating enough month, what with what happened at No Holds Barred, now I come here tonight to relax, and I see Arelost in our main ring. Tell you what, for old times sake, this match is now…No Disqualifications!

Vinegar: Arelas and Crow almost look amused in the ring, but Blake and Ryder blindside them, attacking from behind!

Lieberjosch: Ryder knocks Crow down and lays the boots to him as Blake brawls Arelas into the ropes and clotheslines him over.

Vinegar: Ryder pulls Crow up and whips him off the ropes, and the Thames Valley Hit Squad knock him down with a double shoulder tackle, as Sam Green signals for the bell and finally officially starts the match.

Lieberjosch: Ryder leaves the ring as Blake pulls Crow up into a neckbreaker, then pulls him up and whips him off the ropes, but Crow comes back with a spear.

Covert Jay: Crow bounces slowly off the ropes and leaps into the air, driving his knee into Blake’s chest.

Vinegar: Crow covers with a lateral press.




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TWO!!!




Vinegar: Blake shoves him off!

Lieberjosch: Crow goes to pull Blake up, but Blake punches him in the chest, then drills him with a enziguri to the back of the head!

Vinegar: Blake makes the tag to Ryder, then holds Crow up as Ryder comes into the ring and jabs him in the chest.

Lieberjosch: Blake steps out as Ryder staggers Crow with another punch, then hits a body slam.

Vinegar: Ryder covers.




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TWO!!!




Vinegar: Crow kicks out, and Ryder pulls Crow up and whips him off the ropes.

Covert Jay: Crow goes for a spear, but Ryder steps out of the way.

Vinegar: Crow rolls to his feet and off the ropes again, but runs into a big boot from Ryder.

Lieberjosch: Ryder pulls Crow to the Hit Squad corner, and the Thames Valley Hit Squad are doing a good job of keeping Crow isolated from his partner in this match.

Vinegar: Ryder slams Crow’s head off the turnbuckle, then makes the tag to Blake.

Lieberjosch: Ryder lifts Crow onto his shoulders as Blake comes into the ring!

Covert Jay: THE HIT!!!

Vinegar: Blake covers!




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TWO!!!




Vinegar: Arelas breaks up the cover!

Lieberjosch: Arelas heads back to his corner, Blake clubs Crow in the back of the neck to knock him back down, then charges and punches Arelas, knocking him off of the apron.

Vinegar: Blake shouts at Arelas, then turns back around, and Crow dives and knocks him down with a clothesline.

Covert Jay: Crow bounces off the ropes and hits a swinging neckbreaker, floats into the cover!




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TWO!!!




Vinegar: Blake kicks out.

Covert Jay: And Crow pulls Blake into a fisherman’s suplex and pins with the bridge!




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TWO!!!




Vinegar: Blake kicks out again!

Covert Jay: Classic offense by Crow.

Vinegar: Crow goes again to pull Blake up, but Blake delivers a low blow, and both men are down!

Lieberjosch: Nothing Sam Green can do about that low blow, this match No Disqualifications as per Director Ooley.

Vinegar: Sam Green starts the ten count, and at six both men start crawling towards their respective corners. Crow tags Arelas, and Blake makes the tag to Ryder a moment later.

Vinegar: Both men charge into the ring, and Arelas clotheslines Ryder down.

Lieberjosch: Ryder pops back up into another clothesline, then pops up again, and Arelas whips him off the ropes.

Vinegar: Arelas goes for a superkick, but Ryder dodges it and grabs Arelas for the dragon sleeper slam!

Covert Jay: Dragon slam to the dragon! Unbelievable!

Vinegar: Ryder tries to put Arelas back into the standing dragon sleeper, but Arelas wiggles out of it.

Lieberjosch: But Ryder quickly kicks him in the chest and executes a DDT.

Vinegar: Ryder floats into the cover!




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TWO!!!




Vinegar: Arelas kicks out!

Lieberjosch: Ryder informing Sam Green that he is mistaken and that, indeed, it was a three count.

Vinegar: Green obviously disagrees, and now Ryder shoves the referee!

Lieberjosch: And Sam Green shoves him right back, he can’t do that!

Vinegar: Arelas rolls to his corner and makes the tag to Crow, as Ooley reaches through the ropes and yanks Green’s legs out from under him, pulls him to the outside!

Lieberjosch: Serves him right!

Vinegar: Ryder turns around into a clothesline from Crow that knocks him over the top rope to the outside.

Covert Jay: Blake charges into the ring, but Crow kicks him in the chest and Evenflows him down.

Vinegar: Arelas climbs onto the turnbuckle and calls to Crow, and Crow pulls Blake up and shoves him towards Arelas.

Covert Jay: ARELAS HITS THE REDEEMER!!!

Lieberjosch: But Ooley is in the ring himself, he grabs Arelas and throws him over the ropes to the outside!

Vinegar: Crow goes after Ooley, but Ooley ducks a clothesline, Ooley kicks him in the gut!

Lieberjosch: Vertebreaker!

Covert Jay: DAMAGE INC!!!!!

Vinegar: Director Ooley lays Crow out, rolls out of the ring and pushes Green back into the ring.

Lieberjosch: Ryder slides back into the ring, covers Crow!




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TWO!!!




THREE!!!!




Dennis: Here are your winners, the THAMES VALLEY HIT SQUAD!!!

Vinegar: Just one day before he might compete for the World Heavyweight Championship, Duncan Ryder pins a former World Champion here tonight!

Lieberjosch: And as Ryder leaves the ring, Ooley stays behind, taunting the fallen Crow.

Vinegar: But Arelas is back in the ring behind him!

Covert Jay: ETERNAL SLAM!!!!!

Vinegar: And it is Arelas that gets the last laugh over his former rival, leaving him laying in the ring, another historic moment, here at WrestleStock!

[Lord Hastings]

Vinegar: Let’s take a moment and check in again with Jason Reeves.

Reeves: Thanks, Nick. Another great match just went down that will interest our viewers, this one saw ‘The Cyclone’ JK taking on the Dark Dragon, known for his participation years ago in the Empire Wrestling Federation.

Covert Jay: Dark Dragon is a former EWF Champion, and that is one of many championships that later had its lineage absorbed by the Cross-Hemisphere Title.

Vinegar: What can you tell us about this match, Jason?

Reeves: Well, once upon a time, Dark Dragon may have been a great champion, but he was simply out-classed here at WrestleStock. JK was able to dictate the pace of this match, and Dragon narrowly kicked out of the Eye of the Storm, but that really was the end.

Lieberjosch: We’re watching the highlights on our monitor, looks like JK managed to trap him in Stand Trial.

Reeves: And Dragon wasn’t able to escape it, he had no choice but to tap out.

Lieberjosch: Our congratulations to The Cyclone on a job well done, an impressive victory for him.

Vinegar: It has really been nothing short of an amazing experience here at WrestleStock, and for a lot of our fans, it’s been an interactive experience.

Lieberjosch: Many Entertainment Professionals, both past and present, taking time this week to meet with the fans, signing autographs.

Vinegar: Not to mention we’ve gotten to see some of these faces from the past in action, earlier tonight we saw the Winged Ones in cooperative action, and while our broadcast has been focused on our featured ring, elsewhere at WrestleStock today we saw a couple of former LWF World Champions in action, an old rivalry renewed as Psiko defeated Emperor.

Covert Jay: Those two had a bitter feud over the years, they even faced each other at the first Lockmania with the old People’s Championship on the line.

Lieberjosch: Some of our fans also had the chance to see former GIW Global Champion Brandon Brown as he defeated Chris Austin, a former GIW Hardcore Champion.

Vinegar: The first ever LWF World Champion, Iceman, had a lengthy Q&A session with fans, I think it really means a lot to our young fans to get that opportunity, I’m sure they’ll have many fond memories of this week.

Covert Jay: Don’t forget Bjork Lamphead hosting yesterday!

“Ripper” hits the PA system, and Donovan Hastings appears on one of the stages and walks to the feature ring, his cloak blowing in the breeze.

Vinegar: We weren’t anticipating this, but Donovan Hastings coming to the ring in front of us now, we didn’t expect to see him today, Hastings scheduled to appear in action tomorrow.

Lieberjosch: He’s got Owen Peterson with him.

Vinegar: Hastings calling for a microphone, he probably could have done this at any one of the tents set up on the grounds.

Lieberjosch: Once again I must demand your silence while the Lord speaks!

Hastings: I’ve spent much of this past week preparing for tomorrow, for what will inevitably be another tent pole day in my career, but there is something eating at me.

Covert Jay: Well, people are enjoying the Lord of Burgers tent, just a short walk away on the grounds.

Hastings: I tried last week on Synergy to settle things with Alex Kiseragi, but it’s left a bitter taste in my mouth.

Covert Jay: Clearly he hasn’t eaten at the Lord of Burgers tent then, it’s good stuff.

Hastings: Now, I know Kiseragi considers himself a man of the peasants, so I wouldn’t be surprised if he’s hobbling around the grounds somewhere. If you can hear me, Kis, come and face me. I realize you’re afraid of what I will do to you, but I can have my own wheelchair brought down here and we can joust if that’s what it takes.

Vinegar: We’re being told that Alex Kiseragi is not present here at WrestleStock, and I imagine Hastings knows that.

Lieberjosch: Seems to be something going on in the crowd.

Vinegar: Someone pushing their way through.

Covert Jay: Chris Peterson!

Vinegar: Hastings staring at him, looks a bit like disbelief, Chris Peterson was in the middle of an autograph session, but it appears he takes issue with what Hastings is saying!

Lieberjosch: Peterson climbing in the ring, his grandfather trying to persuade him not to, the kid is far too headstrong.

Hastings: Let him in, Owen. Let him in.

Vinegar: Staredown between Chris and Hastings, the crowd is rabid, they want to see them go at it!

Hastings: You didn’t learn your lesson at No Holds Barred? You want another beating?

Vinegar: And he shoves Hastings! I guess that’s his answer!

Lieberjosch: Hastings taking it surprisingly well.

Hastings: Owen? I’m glad you’re here. We don’t need to get somebody else.

Vinegar: Owen Peterson looking confused at that.

Lieberjosch: Hastings just smacked Chris with the microphone! Peterson is down!

Vinegar: And now Donovan yelling at Owen to ring the bell!

Covert Jay: Well it technically would be a disqualification if he had Owen start the match before he hit the kid with an object.

Vinegar: Owen reluctantly calling for the bell, we’ve got an impromptu match on our hands here, folks.

Lieberjosch: And it’s probably going to be ugly.

Vinegar: Hastings pulling Chris up.

Lieberjosch: But Chris surprises him with a double leg takedown!

Vinegar: And now he rains repeated blows on Hastings!

Covert Jay: Hastings manages to shove him off, Chris coming right back after him.

Lieberjosch: But Hastings takes him down into the Hands of Fate!

Vinegar: Chris manages to grab hold of the ropes, lucky break that they were immediately within reach!

Lieberjosch: Hastings not letting go!

Vinegar: Owen pleading with Hastings to release the hold.

Lieberjosch: But Hastings is yelling at Owen that he gets a five count!

Covert Jay: He technically does.

Vinegar: And Owen quickly counts, and at four Hastings releases the hold.

Lieberjosch: But the damage may already be done, the Hands of Fate is a deadly submission maneuver.

Vinegar: Chris trying to get back to his feet, Hastings with a chop block from behind.

Lieberjosch: Hastings looking to pick apart and simply decimate young Chris Peterson, who made a very poor choice in confronting the Lord of Pain here at WrestleStock.

Vinegar: Owen again pleading with Hastings, Hastings waves him off, pulling Chris back up.

Covert Jay: Inside cradle!




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TWO!!




THREE!!!




Dennis: Here is your winner, CHRIS PEEEEEEEETERRRRRRSONNNNNNN!!!!!

Lieberjosch: What the hell was that!?!

Vinegar: Chris Peterson just caught Hastings by surprise with that pin, Owen Peterson counted the fall, and Hastings can’t believe it!

Lieberjosch: Chris just got the hell out of dodge, clearing the ring as quickly as he could, Owen, backstabbing traitor that he is, on the outside as well.

Vinegar: Hastings glaring at Owen, I hate to imagine what he could be thinking.

Lieberjosch: Owen Peterson may have just made the biggest mistake of his life.

Vinegar: In any case, we’re going to kick it now to Grey Coppi, standing by with a special guest.

Coppi: Grey Coppi here, I’ve got with me the 5-Time LWF World Champion, Arelas.

Arelas: Hello there, Grey. Still “makin’ coppis” I see.

Coppi: Thanks for remembering.

Arelas: It’s as ridiculous as it ever was, and it’s good to see that some things never change.

Coppi: Thanks, I guess, and we thank you for being a part of WrestleStock.

Arelas: Anything for the fans, Grey. This has really been a great event, I have to say I’m impressed with UGWC as a company for putting it together and letting some of us old-timers have another moment in the sun.

Coppi: You crossed paths once again with Director Ooley, any thoughts on that?

Arelas: Director now, is it? It doesn’t matter. Whether he’s Commissioner, Director, or whatever, it turns out the end result is the same. He found himself beaten by an angel.

Coppi: Back to you guys!

[Lord Hastings]

Vinegar: It’s been an amazing day here at WrestleStock, don’t forget that there is lots more action coming up tomorrow, but it is time now for today’s main event.

Lieberjosch: We’ve had a lot of great guest appearances today as well, and now we’re going to see the Cross-Hemisphere Title defended in a King of the Hill Match.

Covert Jay: And it’s ironic that one of our guests today was Arelas as this match, the King of the Hill Match, was the creation of Arelas eight years ago.

Vinegar: Another LWF classic returned then. What is the objective.

Covert Jay: To win this match, you must be the person who spends the most time physically in the ring during the time period of the match, and the match will last a half hour.

A silhouette resembling Jet Somers appears in the distance of a darkened hallway, walking toward the screen. A distorted and distant Mark Collie wails: 'In time, your time will be no more...,' and the vertical control suddenly flips out as Nonpoint's "Everybody Down" hits hard and Jet runs out from behind the curtain. He runs to the edge of the stage and pumps his fist in the air a few times. Attached to his other wrist by handcuffs is the briefcase won at No Holds Barred. At 'And when I stomp you' Jet sprints down the ramp, slapping hands in the crowd as he goes, running to leap onto the apron of the ring. He grabs the rope with one hand and pumps the other fist in the air on each 'Everybody Down!' chant of the chorus. Jet finally steps in, and the referee of course makes him give up the briefcase before clearing him to compete. Jet reluctantly gives it up and begins bouncing on the balls of his feet and throwing shadow punches to warm up.

Dennis: The following contest is a King of the Hill Match! Introducing first, The Wild Card, JEETTTT SOMMMMMMERRRRRRRSSSSS!!!!

Vinegar: We opened our broadcast tonight with Jet Somers defeating a 3-Time former Cross-Hemisphere Champion in John Russo, will we end it with him winning the championship itself?

Covert Jay: This is a match that is all about survival, and there may well be no greater survivor in all of UGWC than Jet Somers.

“X Gon Give It To Ya” hits, and Chris Peterson walks out onto the top of the ram. He raises his arms above his head, crossing them into an X, then pointing them out diagonally. He strides down to the ring jogs up the ring steps and climbs in between the top and middle ropes.

Dennis: Introducing next, CHRIS PEEEEEETERRRRRSONNNNNNNN!!!!

Vinegar: Chris Peterson coming to the ring now, for what may easily be the biggest match of his young career.

Lieberjosch: How could anything be bigger than the upset he pulled off earlier tonight?

Vinegar: Peterson pinned Donovan Hastings in an impromptu match only minutes ago, qualifying him for this match.

Lieberjosch: Qualifying him to be damned lucky.

"Vow" starts, and the arena goes black with red lights strobing all over the place in time to the opening guitar riffs. When the music cresendoes, the lights goes into a steady red all over the fields, and a light blue spotlight shines on the entrance as The Talk comes out with his Mallet Of Doom ™ slung across his shoulders. He walks down, taking his time, looking all around the arena with an unreadable gaze. When he hits the ring, he stands on the apron staring out into the crowd. As the song crescendoes into the chorus for the first time, he raises his Mallet Of Doom ™ with one hand and pyros blow the all around the perimeter of the ring in red, blue, and white. On the screen, when The Talk comes out for the first time, "The Talk Of The Town" fills the screen in huge letters, followed by clips of The Talk wrestling and laughing maniacally.

Dennis: Now introducing, the Talk of the Town, ALAN FERNANNNNDEZZZZ!!!

Vinegar: Feranndez had a legendary career in LWF, his time in UGWC certainly has been less so, could this be the night he makes a lasting impact?

The lights flicker to green and gold as In The Veins of Death Valley kicks in. JK appears on one entrance way, to a loud chorus of booing, which seems to be emulating JK somber mood. JK looks up at the fans as he holds up an open hand, cueing fireworks to go off in set locations around the field. JK continues down to the ring, looking out upon the sea of former fans, with many in the front row not even holding their hands out. JK slides into the ring before climbing the turnbuckle and doing signature five finger pose.

Dennis: Now introducing, the Cyclone, JAAAYYYYY KAAAYYYYYYYYY!!!!

Vinegar: We’re going to see both members of the Vicious Kind in this match, but both will be fighting for themselves with something to prove, evidenced by JK making his own entrance here.

Lieberjosch: And JK qualified for a spot in this match with his win earlier tonight.

‘..Show me a smile on your silly face. ‘Cause I'm getting tired of this human race, My darling..’ The words are quietly said as you hear a piano in the background followed by the explosion of guitars and a drum as ‘Wars’ by Hurt comes over the PA System. The lyrics continue as Ezekiel walks out on the ramp, followed by Scarlet. The two walk down to the ring and Ezekiel climbs up onto the apron. He helps Scarlet up the stairs and into the ring. Ezekiel climbs the outside of the turnbuckle with his back to the ring. He looks out among the crowd and as pyro goes off above him, he leans back like he is soaking in the reaction of the crowd. He climbs into the ring off of the turnbuckle and takes a knee. He spreads his arms out again as Scarlet removes his jacket. She exits the ring as Ezekiel stands in the corner.

Dennis: Now introducing, he is the reigning and defending Cross-Hemisphere Champion, EZEEEEKIEL PAAAAAXXXXX!!!!!

Vinegar: And it may be symbolic even further that Ezekiel enters from the opposite ramp that JK did.

Covert Jay: It is as though tonight, they must be at odds, which they are.

Vinegar: It perhaps goes without saying that Ezekiel has never been a part of a match like this, heavy odds stacked against the champion.

Lieberjosch: If it goes without saying, perhaps you could spare us.

Vinegar: We’ve got our five participants in the ring, this should be a very exciting half hour of action, we’ll see-

“Nothing But a Good Time” by Poison hits, and a figure appears on a stage.

Covert Jay: NINJA MASTER!!!

Lieberjosch: That’s Psiko!

Vinegar: What is he doing here now?

Dennis: And introducing the final competitor, he was a 4-Time LWF World Champion, PSIIIIIIIKOOOOOOOO!!!!

Vinegar: He’s going to be in the match?

Lieberjosch: The only qualification for this match was that you won a match previously today, and as we mentioned earlier, he did!

Covert Jay: Forget the TWiSTeD Ninja, this is the original Ninja Master!

Vinegar: Coming out of retirement for the second time in one day, quite a hill for him to climb.

Lieberjosch: But this is King of the Hill, and Psiko has won this match before, very fitting that he be a part of this match tonight.

Vinegar: And now with all six competitors finally in the ring, Brian Chartreuse signals for the bell.

DING DING!

Vinegar: Ezekiel quickly grabs Fernandez and throws him over the top rope as JK slams into Peterson with a hard clothesline that sends him over the ropes.

Lieberjosch: Somers goes after Ezekiel, back Ezekiel backdrops him to ringside, meanwhile JK sidesteps a charging Psiko and shoves him through the ropes.

Vinegar: JK and Ezekiel both turn around and see each other on the other side of the ring, and they pause.

Lieberjosch: Could be a moment of truth!

Vinegar: Both men circle around the ring, staring at each other, the crowd is roaring.

Lieberjosch: But the other four all rush back into the ring, and Peterson clotheslines JK over the top rope as Fernandez spears Psiko through the ropes and to the outside, leaving Ezekiel and Somers alone in the ring.

Vinegar: Ezekiel brawls Somers back into the ropes, then goes to whip him across the ring, but Somers reverses it, and Ezekiel bounces off the ropes.

Covert Jay: Crazy Opie buries his knee in Ezekiel’s chest, and Ezekiel rolls over it to the mat.

Vinegar: Fernandez lifts Psiko up at ringside and drops him on the barricade as JK holds Peterson by the head and slams him into the announcer’s table.

Lieberjosch: Somers off the ropes and charges, but Ezekiel pops up and vaults him.

Vinegar: Somers bounces off the ropes again but runs right into a cross body tackle from Ezekiel, as on the outside JK clotheslines Peterson over the barricade, and they brawl through the crowd.

Covert Jay: Now where are they going? The point is to stay in the ring!

Lieberjosch: Which is much easier once you’ve incapacitated your opponents, which is the primary goal of all six of these men early in this match.

Vinegar: Ezekiel bounces off the ropes and charges as Somers gets up, and Somers takes Ezekiel down with a leg hook takedown.

Lieberjosch: Somers pulls Ezekiel up into a powerslam, but Ezekiel floats out of it.

Covert Jay: Perhaps why Jet uses that move so rarely.

Vinegar: Fernandez beats on Psiko at ringside, then grabs him by the head and starts to pull him up the ramp.

Lieberjosch: Ezekiel goes to whip Somers across the ring, but Somers reverses and pulls him back into a headlock.

Vinegar: Ezekiel flails his arm, then reaches back and manages to snapmare out of it.

Lieberjosch: Ezekiel staggers for a moment, then goes back to Somers, but Somers pulls Ezekiel’s legs out from under him and starts to turn him over into a cloverleaf.

Covert Jay: But Ezekiel pushes off with his legs, slamming Opie back into the corner.

Vinegar: Peterson spills back over the barricade, with JK following.

Lieberjosch: Fernandez is nearing the top of the ramp, dragging Psiko behind him, but Psiko knocks his arm away.

Vinegar: Psiko grabs Fernandez and hits a running bulldog, right on the ramp!

Covert Jay: Lunacy in Motion!

Vinegar: What?

Lieberjosch: They used to team together.

Covert Jay: LUNE!

Vinegar: Okay then, meanwhile, Ezekiel charges at Somers.

Lieberjosch: Somers bends down and backdrops Ezekiel right over the turnbuckle, and Ezekiel crashes to ringside!

Vinegar: Somers steps out through the ropes in pursuit, meanwhile lets take a look at the accrued time on our scoreboard.

Time Update:
Alan Fernandez: 00:07
Chris Peterson: 00:10
Ezekiel Pax: 05:06
Jet Somers: 04:45
JK: 00:37
Psiko: 00:12

Vinegar: Somers and Ezekiel off to a good start, everybody else is going to have to get things going.

Lieberjosch: Remember that there is a time limit, you can’t let somebody get too big of a lead.

Vinegar: Peterson rolls into the ring, and JK slides in a moment later. JK charges as Peterson staggers up.

Covert Jay: Peterson takes him down with a drop toe hold, and goes for a Boston Crab, but JK rolls out of it and kicks him away.

Vinegar: JK takes a moment to collect himself, then stands up into a clothesline from Peterson.

Lieberjosch: Peterson pulls JK up into an exploder suplex, slamming him down hard, nice display of power by the rookie.

Vinegar: Psiko pulls Fernandez back to ringside and slams him into the steel steps.

Lieberjosch: Somers holds Ezekiel on the opposite side of the ring here by us, get away from here!

Vinegar: Soemrs slams his head off our table!

Covert Jay: He’s going to do it again!

Lieberjosch: But Ezekiel elbows him in the chest, then grabs Somers and slams him off the table, and serves him right.

Vinegar: Peterson pulls JK up and into the corner, pounding away on him. Peterson looks back at the timers on the screen, and JK grabs him and slams him into the corner, tearing into him with hard chops.

Lieberjosch: Peterson is keeping an eye on the time, and that surely effects strategy in this match, but it can prove a distraction as well.

Vinegar: Somers grabs Ezekiel on the outside and hurls him into the ringpost.

Lieberjosch: Ezekiel staggers and Somers charges, but Ezekiel drop toe holds him into the steel steps, and both men are down at ringside.

Vinegar: JK pulls Peterson out of the corner and whips him off the ropes, then uses Peterson’s momentum to lift him into a backdrop over the ropes to ringside, and let’s get an update on our times.

Time Update:
Alan Fernandez: 00:07
Chris Peterson: 04:17
Ezekiel Pax: 05:06
Jet Somers: 04:45
JK: 04:43
Psiko: 00:12

[Lord Hastings]

Vinegar: Psiko follows Fernandez into the ring, and Fernandez grabs JK from behind and shoves him over the ropes and out of the ring.

Covert Jay: The Talk turns around, but Ninja Master is waiting!

Vinegar: Snap suplex delivered on Fernandez.

Covert Jay: He sets up the People’s Punishment!

Lieberjosch: But Fernandez kicks him away, reverse figure four attempted there.

Vinegar: Psiko staggers and Fernandez gets to his feet, whips Psiko off the ropes.

Lieberjosch: But Psiko comes back and hits a reverse tornado DDT!

Vinegar: Psiko takes a moment to rest, and JK is choking Peterson against the barricade at ringside.

Covert Jay: Psiko climbs the turnbuckle and leaps as Fernandez is getting up, but the Innovator of Offense catches him mid-air in the Panda Buster!

Vinegar: What an amazing counter by Alan Fernandez!

Covert Jay: He out-ninjaed the ninja master!

Vinegar: Psiko rolls out of the ring as JK slides into the ring and pulls Fernandez up into a backbreaker.

Lieberjosch: JK stands over Fernandez for a moment, then springboards off the ropes into Flying Debris, as Peterson slides in the ring.

Vinegar: Peterson grabs JK!

Covert Jay: X-Plex!

Vinegar: Fernandez has rolled out as Peterson turns around-

Covert Jay: Jetstreamer!

Vinegar: JK out of the ring now, Ezekiel flapjacks Somers!

Covert Jay: PEACE OUT!!!

Vinegar: It’s coming fast and furious now, we need another time update.

Time Update:
Alan Fernandez: 04:15
Chris Peterson: 04:38
Ezekiel Pax: 05:11
Jet Somers: 04:59
JK: 05:14
Psiko: 04:00

Vinegar: Ezekiel pulls Somers up and shoves him out of the ring.

Lieberjosch: He turns back as Peterson is staggering up and takes him down with a spinebuster.

Vinegar: Psiko is back on the second rope, and Ezekiel starts to step over Peterson as Psiko leaps off the ropes and hits a crossbody tackle on Ezekiel.

Lieberjosch: Peterson rolls out as Psiko pulls Ezekiel up and whips him into the ropes.

Covert Jay: The Talk back in the ring!

Vinegar: Psiko drops to the mat as Ezekiel charges back, and Ezekiel leaps over Psiko and spears Fernandez down.

Lieberjosch: Ezekiel gets up and turns back around into a kick to the chest from Psiko.

Covert Jay: Psikotik!

Vinegar: Psiko’s version of a DDT, delivered to Ezekiel!

Lieberjosch: Psiko starts to pull Ezekiel up, but Fernandez grabs him from behind and spins him around.

Covert Jay: Shut Your Mouth!

Vinegar: JK back in, Fernandez stands back up right into a pele kick.

Lieberjosch: Peterson rolls into the ring and spins JK around, and the two brawl in the center of the ring.

Vinegar: They exchange blows, and Somers slides into the ring and clotheslines them both down.

Lieberjosch: Fernandez charges!

Covert Jay: But Somers catches him with Kao Loi!

Pbp; Somers matrixes under an Ezekiel clothesline and takes him down with the Suicide Pull!

Lieberjosch: Psiko slowly starts to get up, but Somers grabs him and viciously hurls him over the top rope, and Psiko crashes into the side of the announce table, slamming hard into it!

Female Voice: Eek!

Covert Jay: Quiet down there!

Vinegar: What was that?

Covert Jay: Don’t worry about it.

Vinegar: Ezekiel staggers up and Peterson grabs him for the X-Plex.

Lieberjosch: But Ezekiel reverses it into a DDT, then knocks Somers out with a clothesline.

Vinegar: Fernandez uses the ropes to pull himself up, but JK clotheslines him over them.

Lieberjosch: Fernandez spills to the bottom of the ramp, and JK and Ezekiel stare across the ring at each other.

Covert Jay: UPDATE!

Time Update:
Alan Fernandez: 07:15
Chris Peterson: 05:29
Ezekiel Pax: 09:11
Jet Somers: 06:38
JK: 07:04
Psiko: 07:00

Vinegar: The crowd roars as JK and Ezekiel stare each other down.

Lieberjosch: Somers reaches under the bottom rope and trips Ezekiel up, and then pulls him out under the bottom rope.

Vinegar: Somers hurls Ezekiel into the side of the Spanish announce table, and Ezekiel slumps to the ground.

Lieberjosch: Our colleagues, Patxi Rodriguez and Aitor Gonzalez, getting an up close look at the action right there.

Vinegar: Somers grabs Psiko and shoves him back towards the ring and out of the way, and Psiko rolls into the ring as inside the ring JK is stomping away on Peterson.

Lieberjosch: Somers pushes Ezekiel on top of the table and climbs on himself to a roar from the crowd, sociopaths that they are.

Vinegar: Somers walking onto our table now!

Lieberjosch: Get OFF!

Covert Jay: Psiko hits a dropkick on JK that knocks him through the ropes to the outside.

Vinegar: Somers is on one table, looking at Ezekiel on the other, this can’t be good!

Covert Jay: BLACKOUT!!!

Vinegar: Aunt Petunia’s posies, he just drove Ezekiel through the table with the Blackout!

Lieberjosch: Our table has just been obliterated!

Covert Jay: Your mom was under there!

Lieberjosch: What?

Vinegar: The crowd can’t believe it, quite frankly neither can I, but Somers himself is already back in the ring, drops Psiko over the ropes with a backdrop.

Lieberjosch: Somers grabs Peterson and tries to throw him out, but Peterson grabs the top rope to block it, and elbows him away.

Vinegar: They grapple in the ring and struggle for position, but Fernandez comes off the top rope with a missile dropkick, knocking both men down!

Lieberjosch: Fernandez pulls Somers up and goes to toss him out, but Somers catches him with a knee lift, and tosses Fernandez out of the ring.

Vinegar: Let’s get another update.

Time Update:
Alan Fernandez: 07:27
Chris Peterson: 06:46
Ezekiel Pax: 09:18
Jet Somers: 06:50
JK: 07:33
Psiko: 07:48

Vinegar: JK comes back into the ring, and Somers turns to face him.

Lieberjosch: JK shoves Somers, and Somers comes back with a right hand, and they exchange blows.

Vinegar: Chris Peterson comes off the ropes and knocks both JK and Somers down with a double clothesline!

Lieberjosch: Peterson gets right to his feet, he grabs JK and hits the R-X-Plex!

Vinegar: Peterson gets right back to his feet, but Somers is waiting!

Covert Jay: Chok!

Vinegar: Somers gets back to his feet, but Psiko slides back into the ring!

Lieberjosch: Somers swings with a right hand, but Psiko ducks under it and spears him down.

Vinegar: Psiko gets right to his feet, and he clotheslines JK right out of the ring, and then turns and nails a dropkick on Peterson that knocks him through the ropes to the outside.

Lieberjosch: Somers stumbles to his feet, and Psiko kicks him in the chest!

Covert Jay: Psikotik!

Lieberjosch: But Somers twists out of it and shoves him away.

Vinegar: Somers swings for a clothesline, but Psiko ducks under it!

Covert Jay: Touch of Insanity!

Vinegar: And that time he hit it, and Psiko kips right back up to his feet.

Lieberjosch: He picks up Somers by the leg…

Covert Jay: And puts him into the People’s Punishment!

Vinegar: Somers screams in agony as Psiko wrenches the hold!

Lieberjosch: Somers tries to turn over to reverse the pressure, but Psiko braces himself against the mat for leverage and keeps them in place!

Vinegar: Fernandez is on the top rope!

Covert Jay: Ill Met By Starlight!!!!

Vinegar: And it breaks up the hold, as we need another update!

Time Update:
Alan Fernandez: 07:27
Chris Peterson: 07:50
Ezekiel Pax: 09:18
Jet Somers: 08:39
JK: 08:35
Psiko: 08:31

Vinegar: Fernandez bounces off the ropes and hits a Yakuza kick on Psiko!

Lieberjosch: The Talk pulls Psiko up and throws him through the ropes, just as JK hops up on the apron and leaps onto the ropes, springboarding into a flying forearm that knocks Fernandez down!

Vinegar: JK pulls Somers to the corner, going to the second rope.

Lieberjosch: Somers slips out of his grasp and pulls him off the turnbuckle into a powerslam!

Covert Jay: So much for rare, that’s two today!

Vinegar: Somers gets back to his feet, just as Peterson slides back into the ring and grabs Somers!

Covert Jay: X-Plex!

Lieberjosch: Fernandez swings at Peterson for a clothesline, but Peterson ducks it!

Covert Jay: Another X-Plex!

Vinegar: Psiko rolls into the ring, but Peterson sees him coming and spears him down.

Lieberjosch: Peterson pops back to his feet, and he points at JK and waves for him to get up.

Vinegar: JK is stirring, but as Peterson goes to get him, JK quickly grabs him and lifts him for the Cyclone!

Lieberjosch: And Ezekiel slides in and catches Peterson’s legs!

Covert Jay: The Vicious Cycle!

Vinegar: Peterson rolls out as Ezekiel sets up Psiko on the top rope.

Lieberjosch: Ezekiel hits a hurricarana!

Vinegar: And JK comes off another turnbuckle with a Cane Toad Splash!

Covert Jay: The Vicious Embrace!

Vinegar: Fernandez and Psiko both out of the ring.

Covert Jay: Lunacy has motioned on out!

Vinegar: JK gets Ezekiel’s attention and points at the screen!

Lieberjosch: They’ve got to get Somers out of there, time is running out!

Vinegar: JK has Somers by the ropes, trying to force him out!

Lieberjosch: Somers resisting!

Covert Jay: But Ezekiel vaults both of them, grabbing Somers the head, using his own weight and momentum to drag Somers over the ropes!

Lieberjosch: JK alone in the ring!

Vinegar: Somers looks like he landed on his head.

Lieberjosch: Could only help.

Vinegar: Ezekiel slides back into the ring!

DING DING DING DING!!!!

Vinegar: Time has expired!

Lieberjosch: It’s over!

Vinegar: Let’s see the final results!

Time Update:
Alan Fernandez: 08:31
Chris Peterson: 08:15
Ezekiel Pax: 10:01
Jet Somers: 10:03
JK: 09:58
Psiko: 09:26

Dennis: Here is your winner, and the NEWWWWWWWW Cross-Hemisphere Champion, JEETTT SOMMMMERRRRRSSSSS!!!!

Vinegar: Jet did it!

Lieberjosch: By three seconds, unbelievable!

Vinegar: Jet Somers has won the Cross-Hemisphere Championship, he becomes the first Grand Slam Champion in UGWC history, having now won ALL of our championships!

Covert Jay: All in just over a year!

Vinegar: Brian Chartreuse presents Somers with the championship as he walks up a ramp with it, leaving the Vicious Kind standing together in the ring, wondering where they went wrong!

Lieberjosch: And now JK’s got himself a microphone!

JK: We might have lost right here, but don’t get used to the sight of the Vicious Kind without gold! Put the Hit Squad on notice, on Synergy, I’m cashing in, and we’re coming for those titles!

Vinegar: The Vicious Kind challenging the Thames Valley Hit Squad for the Cooperative Championship on Synergy!

Lieberjosch: The Hit Squad turned aside two legends tonight, but they might have their hands full with these two hungry competitors of the present!

Vinegar: But before we get there, we’ve got another day here at WrestleStock! We’ll see you tomorrow!

[Lord Hastings]

Somers - 119
Ezekiel - 116
JK - 73
Peterson - 53
Fernandez - 39
Russo - 20

[princerudo]

Crazy match, I loved the drama at the end when all the times started getting closer, very well written. All of the qualifying matches were entertaining as well, good show and I can't wait for day 3!

[Jet Somers]

This is how a 'classic' wrestling day should go. I love how you worked in the all day matches leading up to the main event qualification, that was clever. Also, having former known superstars show up was a great touch.

And of course, the main event itself. So fast paced my head was spinning, and the quote boxes as the scoreboard was brilliant. Like Rudo said, the drama was building, and it was intense, really had my heart pumping. Great work.

[EZRA]

Daaaaaaaamn. That was epic. I don't know many of the older guys or the moves they did but it didn't hurt the show at all. Great job, Donny. Congrats on a great show. Also, Congrats to Jet on the win. It was a close one. Well done, bro.

[Orgabsmic]

Another awesome show, Im loving Wrestlestock such a great idea. Even though I have no idea who they are it was very cool seeing all these old LWF guys making an appearance as well as the old GIW guys. Made for a very entertaining show.

[Red Bull Icon]

I cannot hide my mark'ness for Brown/Austin. They had a bit of a tiff when I first joined, bickered in a Synergy feedz, and I used their entire conversation for my post way back when. Loved it.

And I'm digging the hell out of Wrestlestock, too. Top notch.

[Red Bull Icon]

Or was a Sentinel, feedz. I think it was Sentinel

[Alex Kiseragi]

Yup, old GIW Sentinel.

I loved the show, felt very different to day one, much more refined. I really liked the cameo 'appearances' especially Brown/Austin. I miss Brandon. Brown Dragons rule!

Enjoyed my matches too, was good for the Hit Squad to get a tag match. Chris stealing a win on Hastings was cool and could certainly be interesting going into the next few weeks.